The Grand Tour S3 E1 funny moments

[@CassiusClam]

"Which seat did they put in as standard?" always does it for me. 🤣🤣

[@Mystic2760]

I _must_ be stupid cuz I don't get it 😅

[@CassiusClam]

@@Mystic2760 No you're not. All g. Look at it this way: What other seat would be put as standard apart from the driver's?

[@gresh6969]

@?

[@Mystic2760]

@@CassiusClam _ah-_

[@steviegee8413]

And it's often May that comes out with the funniest lines. Remember him trying to light that missile with a lighter??

[@dyaanahmad5079]

Finally, a driver that avoids the crowd while driving in a mustang

[@johnnymartinez733]

Your retarded 💯

[@FourTwentyLt]

That's why it didn't crashed 😂🤣😆

[@speakersspotemgottem]

"13.3 MPG" "Is it a hybrid?" Had a laugh at that one

[@absentplaysauditore5653]

Dodge really said no street drag racing with a demon xD

[@SeekYHWHsface]

Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN Isaiah 40:30-31 30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary, And the young men shall utterly fall, 31 But those who wait on the Lord Shall renew their strength; They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be weary, They shall walk and not faint

[@Banana.a]

Cus it was Hammond

[@23gatesy]

In reality it was probably hammonds wife that said no to it

[@billamota]

@@Banana.a because it would lose to the exorcist without all of the demon crate shit

[@Jonathan-NC]

They just didn’t want it racing the Camaro. Just in case.

[@addsfour3499]

One of the best lines ever in top gear history is James may saying “am i the only one that understands muscle cars?”

[@insignia2766]

Hell... never thought i would ever hear that come out of James May s mouth 😶

[@ArnoldsKtm]

Love Jeremy playing cards with reflective sunglasses.

[@zetetick395]

[@DaylightProductions2023]

'A muscle car is supposed to have 1000hp, be undrivable, and have a stupid name' Most Accurate American Steriotypical Statement

[@cars-detailsAI]

thats true

[@Simon-bu4kc]

as a season, this is one of their best of all time in my opinion

[@JoKeet1]

Love May's evil chuckle 😂 No Cpt. Slow there!! Muscle cars must be his secret weapon??

[@bretthousman8317]

the utter failure to do a donut killed me. for a moment I'm sure that smelled more like clutch than tires

[@user-xn4hu3nh9n]

I think he’s actually the fastest over time being a pilot ad well, meaning he has a higher top speeed over time. Let’s not forget his Bugatti run.

[@boamedia9496]

21:30 "You witless dishcloth" LMAO

[@futurecat]

😆

[@theunknownguy265]

What does it mean

[@travisbarcus6226]

I'm convinced that those 3 could make a T. V. Show about paint drying and it would be entertaining

[@Jeff.78]

Top Coat

[@mattle841]

If Bob Ross can do it these 3 definitely can

[@UntroubledCooker.x]

Jeremy himself don't knew he would become a farmer in future 😇 , good old days

[@halldorolason7587]

James may's lets sing a song.. No! made me choke on my food from laughing

[@wesselh5877]

I absolutly lost it when May said: Hammond, you witless dishcloth😂😂😂😂 😂

[@NGMonocrom]

Evil won.... It just needed more than an hour of prep. time to do so.

[@elnyoutube123]

You can tell James really liked the Exorcist but wont admit it 😂

[@seijisuzuki4197]

James May & Hammond Says : "On a That Terrible Dissapointment, It's Back To The Tent."

[@CJColvin]

Gotta love the rawness of pure American Muscle Eh.

[@TheInvincibleOne]

They only left the Demon out because they knew that it would win easy. But Dodge does make it illegal to use drag mode on the street, cause its dangerous

[@yrknutzreek]

They did drag race it... They did that to piss off Hammond.

[@kalelwilson8337]

Hellcats don't usually do well drag racing on the streets. Different story on a prepped surface though

[@bigroaststyrone8135]

@@kalelwilson8337 it’s a demon not a hellcat but ur point still stands

[@hebn.]

they showed it winning at the end...

[@FeppyDoo]

Dodge can't make anything illegal because their a company not a government. It can be against policy but if I own the car their policy means less than nothing to me.

[@Nathan15038]

I didn't know they still had these legendary trios

[@brettgreene4341]

30:24 if i was james may, and i saw richard hammond sort out his dodge i would've just "GONE"!! straight to the finishing line

[@23GreyFox]

In over 20 years they stayed the same, i love it.

[@demon1954]

Mr Hammond - If a manufacturer makes £20k profit on a car it sells at £100k but then doubles the price to £200k it then makes £120k profit, which is a SIX fold profit increase, not a mere doubling.

[@dodgdurango6128]

Hellcat owners: oH wAiT, leMMe cHanGe mY whEels and aIr fIlter.

[@creekfishingny5448]

The Camaro is the best tbh but you can’t see out the back window to save your life 😂.

[@houssamalucad753]

You can't see out of any window for that matter

[@spenceroneil4747]

As someone who has owned one, you can't see shit out of any window. Still awesome cars though

[@user-taras16]

Чорний колір для Камаро? Ніколи!

[@mtnbikerva1]

@@spenceroneil4747MY 2022 MACH 1 MUSTANG w/ Handling package vs Camaro, Toyota/BMW Supra, Corvette: A) has very good visual 360. B) Also easier to maintain C) the dashboard does not stick way up high and look weird… I test drove all these cars, including: the Mazda Miata or whatever you wanna call it, which was way too small and underpowered, etc. also tested the Porsche Cayman, which I liked the idea of the mid engine and how it would handle as a result, but it is way too expensive and time consuming to maintain, also when I went to the dealership, the salesman were assholes. Things about my MACH 1 that could be better: changing the oil can be messy unless you use a funnel or something to direct the oil flow, there’s no easy way to check your transmission fluid, The Sync 3 could be better, but I love that it is setup to for road courses. I assume due to the 10 computers the car and transmission needs to have the bugs figured out and fixed. I assume most of today is vehicles with all the computers and technology are problematic at times.

[@mahdirageef1249]

6:32 omg he looks so small compared to the demon💀💀

[@2smokeHennerz]

Holy shit 💀💀💀💀

[@youngpanda9489]

They are the few person that I hope being forever young.

[@kurtsudheim825]

Fact that Jeremy had since bought a farm & breeds some greens

[@jakeatom4841]

The biggest challenge while shooting must’ve been editing out every time Clarkson said “Liberal Democrats”.

[@SeekYHWHsface]

Good morning fam, blessings for this day and this week of the Lord Jesus Christ AMEN Isaiah 40:30-31 30 Even the youths shall faint and be weary, And the young men shall utterly fall, 31 But those who wait on the Lord Shall renew their strength; They shall mount up with wings like eagles, They shall run and not be weary, They shall walk and not faint

[@lawnguy905]

He got it right, liberalism and democrats are painfully the same cancer.

[@mtnbikerva1]

He probably kept saying: EVIL Demorats!

[@Julianhatesgenshin]

Clarkson just admitted James may is intelligent. Cause James does not admit he likes muscle cars but here it ‘leaks’

[@futurecat]

11:37 I'm sorry. If you'll please stand to one side, and hand me that chalk, because I think you'll find that Pinky and Perky have seen James do donuts at least twice. Donnington track day challenge, and at the go-cart track while Jeremy and Richard were sawing up a bin to put on their wheels.

[@KennedyAPlus]

He has done donuts before (like a wacky vicar) for sure, but the incident at the go-cart track, didn't he have a FWD car, thus preventing his ability to drift as well?

[@futurecat]

@@KennedyAPlus , yes. I loved Hammond's home made wheel sleeves fashioned from a bin.

[@brucwayn6403]

To anybody that owns a demon do you actually get the drag race toolbox ( with all parts and tools to do wtf we saw) for 1$

[@altaccount4697]

I don't own a demon, but I met a guy who does at a car show. Yes, it's true

[@TheGoodChap]

Wouldn't surprise me, for a decent amount of extra money companies will throw in all kinds of weird stuff. Pretty funny and interesting they literally sell a starter kit drag car setup as an option

[@iuriferreira1618]

Literally yes

[@sharkeatinpizza]

Afaik, Dodge can't for legal reasons sell you the demon as a drag car. But because legislators are the slowest and dumbest people on earth, there are loopholes/blatantly large gaps in the fine print that allow Dodge to sell you the Demon as a street legal brick on wheels and then sell the bits to turn it into a drag car for just a dollar more

[@14Ilanski]

My favrioute car and my dream car is the demon so this is my favrioute episode of the grand tour literally can't stop watching it🤣

[@aldosam5317]

These three gentlemen love understatement, but they really are the Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raffaello of automotive journalism

[@rickstevens1479]

Ninja turtles 🐢?.

[@markcooke5270]

So glad we still get to watch these guys on KZbin and on streaming sites etc.... it's sad they have stopped producing ...grew up watching these 3 plonkers ... It will be like mock the week on Dave by 2026..was the best show on the idiot box for what feels like many decades 👍👍👍👍👍

[@silverscreenreviews8521]

You left out the bit where Hammond does the house tour 😕

[@KsiazeIgor]

Darn, that Clarkson's French gendarme impression reminds me A LOT of Gorden Kaye.

[@robtheedon]

Love when the boys come to the states

[@intorsusvolo7834]

I hope the Exorcist has a little white square somewhere in the middle of its paint.

[@surajbalajr.4016]

21:26 "Hammond, you witless dishcloth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shelbynamels973]

"What's that stick for ?" "That's Iggy POp" "Oh yeah, like he's here"' You have to visualize him to appreciate just how funny that was

[@daviddavidsonn3578]

visualize? I can barely, he's so skinny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pablov.8909]

NO EXISTE NI EXISTIRA UN MEJOR PROGRAMA DE AUTOS Q NO ES DE AUTOS QUE TOP GEAR O GRAN TOUR

[@Utonian21]

8:36 "As we headed for the downtown area" *shows shot of them driving away from downtown*

[@Ahmed.rajab19]

Best program ever im so sad because it ended

[@peterlin8296]

That's just half of the episode.... But I have to admit, the show is lengendary

[@leonsilcott4895]

What if the dodge demon was a transformer

[@edwardfletcher7790]

First time I've seen a Mustang go around a corner without hitting the kerb and pedestrians 👍😁

[@JeromeByron-g3k]

No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again.

[@Mohamedayman-ud9pd]

Hammond has an errect***😂😂😂

[@florianbarkowski6856]

Hammond in tgpd tank "I have an erection"

[@cidertom5140]

3.9MPG!!!! Fun!!! It’s like a Lincoln continental with the 7.5 ford 460cid engine and even that is a great engine in more ways than one

[@John-ls7qw]

There hasn't been a top gear since the guys left

[@Ozjoker420.]

It only took a heap of modifications for the demon to beat the exorcist in the last drag race 😆 best staged tv show ever!

[@paulburchell1762]

Which seat do they put in question by James is the funniest obvious answer I ever heard..x

[@myvid81]

Karma... Jeremy ends up becoming a farmer😂.

[@ravenheart369]

We never gonna hear that "we're back" again😢 it,s gone...forever😢

[@infantfiber9023]

29:57 oh jeez he's got out this had me dying 🤣🤣

[@gl3618]

1) James had his traction control off...so it wasn't really him. 2) Of course the low fuel light was on in the muskstain. 3) Dodge wouldn't do that, they make toys for overgrown children who miss their hot wheels cars with headers bigger than the oversized rear tires...

[@drawingnerd1430]

Dodge would, cause somebody would probably sue them for hearing damage when they see it going down the street

[@gl3618]

@@drawingnerd1430 hahaha, their executives are adults but all of their engineers are 12-year-olds.

[@bigroaststyrone8135]

I was wondering how long it was going to take before I found the ‘sophisticated car enthusiast’ in the comments 😂

[@gl3618]

@@bigroaststyrone8135 I'm all Mopar

[@wheelmanstan]

haha so he couldn't drag race but he could do all that to his charger

[@Josehish]

I hope this is sarcastic coz one would understand exactly why he couldn't drag race the demon.... especially after watching the last portion if one had no clue about the car itself before this.

[@Sammichyyt]

Especially when Jeremy drove over all the veggies James planeted

[@Known_Steezy]

30:31 “ Im going to bust your a** evil boi!” Never gets old

[@robatalan]

After all the faff Richard went through the exorcist wasn't far off 😂

[@tsebomoloi3410]

Jeremy Clarkson should've pitched in a shelby gt500

[@lmtetreau]

Damn, who knocked up Clarkson?

[@tzrippinlips2527]

That silly ready to rot mustang thought is was gonna be a match in a drag race against the power plant under the hood of that camaro that’s funny!!!😂

[@sporkfindus4777]

This is the first time I've ever coveted a Mustang over products from GM and Chrysler

[@thebluedragon1532]

I'll take the Mustang!!!!

[@Annabelle66633]

Me too, it’s the most handsome😍

[@benjaminbrown3635]

a 32 min video of funny moments from one episode? Just watch the dam episode lol

[@alain-danieltankwa8007]

Destroying the grass was unappealing Jeremy

[@mctavish199]

Agree. He likes the contrarian image, but that was more than unappealing, it was childish, infantile and envy born of his own inability to do what May can do and he can't.

[@calebhanly2026]

@@mctavish199 he literally has his own farm. Though yes, that was him being an asshole

[@hudnora4164]

You guys must be a blast at parties...

[@tototakto4611]

@@hudnora4164 we dont go to parties, we're adults

[@PaulStassen]

BEST CAR PRESENTERS EVER

[@MegaRetr]

the sound of the red hellcatt

[@coltinmeyer1240]

demon*

[@mtnbikerva1]

Clarksons Farm is a great show also.

[@Thegoofyairgunner]

I’m glad the boys did this then and not in today. They would be missing and presumed in 3.4 minutes 😂. It just gets worse

[@jerzeyguy71]

which seat did they put in as standard!!! Love that!

[@prourbex]

5958 Yorkshire Street, Detroit, thats the house they bought

[@luckypetja7584]

23:40 when Jeremy had to break the news to Richard knocks me out😂😂😂

[@alfredshisa709]

Richard was savage 😂😂

[@InfinityShadow20]

*Hammond:* Changes Tires *Me:* 😴😴😴

[@papadensu9880]

Hammond predicted the muscle car price increase lol

[@shyampatel1112]

definetly jeremy is the best driver

[@okeyezeilo6187]

Fantastic show...!

[@StockCarGuy]

they gave the smallest person the biggest car

[@lowtunedg9211]

There are absolutely no cars on the planet that are “too cheap”

[@Vladpryde]

Imagine spending 6-figures on a Hennessy and have it lose to a car with 160 less horsepower.

[@Annabelle66633]

I love that ford mustang😍, that’s the one I would have😘"

[@CatWolf-x]

So he couldn’t drag race on the street but he can do donuts in a building that I might fall apart if you tap the wall?

[@sidharthpk8645]

And Clarkson is now a farmer 😂

[@johncarter591]

"It's a farmers Job" and who is doing Farming now???

[@Tomisamija]

im going to brush my teeth

[@markchip1]

James May - currently the single leading cause of unemployment and bankruptcy amongst farmers in the USA!!

[@markkelly8168]

Love these 3...

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee333]

i thought hammond was gonnadrive the mustang seeming it suits him for crashing

[@shakyhandpictures2185]

3.something mpg, says it all.

[@warrenhendy2096]

I’d like to see your nutrition difference when you’re in games training to when you’re in a off season

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Is that barrel gonna?"

[@alexmarks7275]

I guess richard hammond forgot about the 1968 Dodge Hurst Hemi Dart / Plymouth Hurst Hemi Barracuda

[@joebob3875]

These are the years I miss most, one of the saddest moments ever was the death of the Camaro and the charger/challenger. I’m trying to save up for a ZL1, my dream is to own one before they’re all gone forever, never to return. Hurts.

[@jkingenglish]

Man that belly is full of pork

[@colins3485]

13:21 Clarkson’s anti-farming screed here didn’t age well.

[@williamwadepaulus330]

What did he mean about the seat as standard? I missed that one

[@kasperrieberg3495]

He ment if it came with a stearing seat or passager seat 😂

[@emotionalsupportostrich2480]

Dodge sold the demon with only the drivers seat. But for a dollar you could get the passenger seat installed.

[@MartinPardoV-zs1ic]

Vectors ,?

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Nobody beats they 3.