The Great 2b2t Heist (14,000 Shulkers)

[@yayeggs5569]

Can we get an F for that parrot?

[@spoofy3015]

xd

[@lolgamerxd8963]

f

[@fliqpythekiller9950]

F

[@tomryan3408]

F

[@HomebrandFishfood]

F

[@catz5257]

This is the 2b2t equivalent of Gru stealing the moon and then rushing to his daughter's ballet recital

[@ManUnderTheDumpster]

Lol ya

[@brownnyy]

i rarely like comments but this is an exception

[@paddymills]

And without the moon the oceans crash into the shores .... I don't think he should have blown this up.

[@gamingkoalahd9891]

Should be the number 1 comment

[@The_Andromeda_Galaxy]

@@paddymills that means he'll have to restore it or else chaos will endure.

[@kellenoconnor4396]

"this is probably the last time I'm stepping foot in Aureus" -Fit, 3 separate times

[@flash4354]

@Totally not the flash :3 I still miss my old house... which is only next door. It's contracted by another guy. He's a cool one, though.

[@OR56]

and then it got completely rebuilt

[@Fade_NB]

@@OR56then completely destroyed again

[@shady8045]

I mean, the first time it was actually just him saying goodbye, then the next time it was literally him blowing it up, and after that it was a reunion that probably won’t happen again, so literally every time it made sense in context.

[@aidenparker1466]

“We have to protect anything of historical value, and anything we can’t carry we have to destroy”. Okay Indiana Jones

[@ziril3972]

lmao yeah

[@rananarinoglu5008]

This shield belongs to museum

[@intelligentskeptic5849]

Aiden Parker u

[@houstonhelicoptertours1006]

That's the essence of anarchy

[@bernardo-x5n]

His excuse for griefing.

[@thebigbillyboi2031]

Fit: “We gotta take all the valuables as quickly as possible then I gotta head to a VERY important meeting.” Also Fit: Pretends that him and alpha are in a restaurant.

[@gregdabrat]

Lol

[@noideawhoiam3855]

dang it you got me

[@dionhazelnut4055]

Fit: Yeah, I've got time

[@scootergrant8683]

I love how he is becoming the Archivist of 2b2t.

[@jameskidd2.072]

Even the little things help when it come to staying sane in the wastelands

[@YTshashmeera]

Plot twist-: Hausemaster secretly hired Fit to destroy the shulkers in order to free up space

[@zerozeroeight]

Lol

[@Kobekola]

Plot twist housemaster built the base for fit to destroy it for content (Just kidding. I know fit is legit.)

[@YTshashmeera]

@@Kobekola (or is he?)

[@Kobekola]

@@YTshashmeera :eyes:

[@frostyjeff]

@@YTshashmeera *vsauce music plays*

[@kevinchen4373]

Omega 2: has a shit ton of op loot Fit: Ooooh, a horse

[@carlll_]

The horse was more rare until yesterday than any of the items shown in the video. I had all of those kits instead of 1 at my personal stash duped

[@Spherz]

@Carl2b2t r/woooosh

[@carlll_]

Spherz none of the things at the base were even op or rare though

[@DefaultMii]

Carl2b2t dum

[@thanatos_echo.]

@@carlll_ you are correct

[@daynater]

*mass destruction of duped items* Hause: *heavy breathing*

[@slawomirdrapinski4538]

Yes

[@fabiangrubybrzuch9154]

@@slawomirdrapinski4538 tak

[@slawomirdrapinski4538]

@@fabiangrubybrzuch9154 no

[@give-me-a-handle]

remember that one time he accidentally deleted all sharpness axes from the server?

[@ArtyI]

Although all illegals are now impossible to keep, so...

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

FitMC: *is basically a historian* Also FitMC: “so instead of letting these artifacts enter circulation, *I DETONATED THEM.* “

[@scootergrant8683]

I love how he is becoming the Archivist of 2b2t.

[@Locky111O]

imagine that, being the longest running bases on a minecraft server only to have some loot runners grief your chests while showing off the coordinates in the bottom left corner

[@bobwarpath2395]

Everything in life ends eventually. It's the history that matters.

[@sanuku535]

@@bobwarpath2395 That's why we preserve what is left od IT so the base should have stated as IT were to be pillaged for free id someone needs smthg. 14k shulkers for Christ sake. It is a Great loss! Pls the base itself.

[@a32k57]

I hate people who excuse it as "the point of the game"- so arrogant, these people are never the ones to do the actual work, but always to raid.

[@kennedymarsan]

@@a32k57 2b2t is an anarchy server, you can do anything in 2b2t, you can't blame them

[@a32k57]

@@kennedymarsan Oh, I didn't know- thanks for telling me and suck FitMC off.

[@hsterts]

I love how some of their "rare" items are items of historical significance or "artifacts" that were someone's item once

[@funnyandclevername5599]

Hsterts Hertz That’s what makes em special

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

I think when they say artifact they mean items that belonged to historical figures or clans

[@mas9758]

That’s why I felt bad when he just blew it all up, probably ruined a man’s life

[@james-xx2yg]

@@mas9758 it's a block game

[@iLLya_]

@@mas9758 cycle of life on 2b they are used to it

[@SCUGunz]

I was apart of this base, i saw it griefed and didn’t knew who did it. You’re a legend, Fit.

[@IamRvNiX]

That comment needs to be seen by fit

[@Duster_0]

yes

[@aubrymatthews9866]

Same I was apart of the base but I knew fit did it

[@SCUGunz]

@Boston Adams xD, I totally feel you man.

[@carsoncool7122]

Gg

[@saucemaster1527]

"Let's rob an area absolutely full of items" *goes there with a full inventory*

[@Unacknowledged86]

Beta was the mule fit brought the tools for the stash greif which was the main mission as they were likely trying to prevent major power upsets.

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

They could have stolen everything if they built a flying machine with chest minecarts.

[@connorbruh2823]

IBRAHEEM SHUAIB they only had 4 hours

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

@@connorbruh2823 You only need like 20 minutes if your good with making flying machines.

[@ibraheemshuaib8954]

@itsEasty It's possible with a large enough raiding group. Fit has a lot of friends within the server.

[@PolishJohnWick]

Man those builders were so nice so caring and so thoughtfull they even left explosives for griefers to speed up the process !!

[@user-dv4ud2pd8x]

lmaooooooo

[@alisontshangana]

Lol

[@indouwuglitderpz2078]

Hey they knew it was coming

[@rainrusher8192]

I mean. Anything built pn 2b2t geta griefed eventually

[@PolishJohnWick]

@AK-Parallelogram there's no meaning trying to slow it down , what is going to happen will happen even if it takes a lot of time so they thought at least make it fun

[@greengay4924]

Imagine someone getting on KZbin to watch his favorite Minecraft you tuber just to see him griefing your base lol

[@Joshua-nk1ns]

Lmaooo

[@breadgainsreincarnate]

Lol

[@Venus_Astronomy]

I would honestly be like huh who ever made that is doomed then I would be like OH FUUUUUU but the thing is is that I don’t play on 2b2t yet and mah buildings be bad boi she be bad

[@Venus_Astronomy]

Grey Goose no idk

[@TheTyler2]

Uh no

[@kieransmith9616]

"It's weird knowing this base is gonna get griefed in a few days... but you know, at least we got here to grief it first"

[@katananana]

me when i remember doing the deed with my ex..

[@vumas]

@@katananana LOOL

[@katananana]

@@vumas tbh idk why i said that

[@simsim9755]

You know it’s serious when he says the OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER twice

[@yinyang1217]

@Ali Younis 0:00

[@Nugcon]

Everybody gangsta

[@abarnaamdekhe]

3 times actually

[@CaveyMoth]

Just so you know, it isn't only the oldest anarchy server....it's also the oldest anarchy server.

[@rowanking270]

"Blowing the items to smithereens is the only LOGICAL choice." Geez...

[@usagifang]

I mean. Better then it getting in toxic players hands to ruin 2b2t for everyone like the book club.

[@rowanking270]

@Noice Cat LOL

[@rowanking270]

@@usagifang Well, he can always make a massive redstone contraption that can lift the entire city out of the ground. Next, he has to remove the contraption out from under the city. Lastly, he has to build the largest flying machine in the history of 2b2t, and fly an entire city thousands of blocks across the server. All of this in a couple of hours. See? Simple.

[@usagifang]

@@rowanking270 that sounds more complicated then its worth.

[@CaveyMoth]

"This village might get griefed soon. GET THE TNT!"

[@blizzardinabottle1995]

The greatest heist on the oldest anarchy server on minecraft in one of the longest running active bases on the server.

[@kx7500]

ii Frxstbite ii on the most deadly planet in the solar system (earth)

[@tyler4840]

ii Frxstbite ii 666 likes, I can’t like it! edit: someone liked it a second after, rip

[@meyiotn8575]

Jake X Are u being sarcastic cuz earth is the least deadly

[@sebastian3158]

Did you know that all that happend on *the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft?*

[@amiriki]

@@sebastian3158 *on the human planet called Earth*

[@dylanfuller3403]

This is so cool. The cooled “heist” I have done in mc was stealing some gold nuggets from my brother on splitscreen

[@Lust767]

Did you get away with it

[@dylanfuller3403]

no lol

[@lunarclips-p8f]

Splitscreen lmao he could watch you

[@randomtalldudewhoisverytal9171]

Now that would be a heist

[@dandadin0saur915]

The best i did was steal 7 potatoes on my friends realm side note did not get away with it

[@doubleoof7907]

Angry mob burns down the Library of Alexandria (275 AD, colorized)

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

Bruuuuuuh😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀

[@Zappr231]

Wait this isn't the Notre Dame cathedral

[@-scrim]

Never happened.

[@bankovkyamince7565]

lmao

[@NatureShy]

LMAO

[@urtellingmeshrimpfriedthisrice]

Fit: **tries to loot base with full inventory**

[@CaveyMoth]

"Screw it...blow it all up!"

[@galileacarmona6254]

Its to prevent book banning

[@erm_5557]

But you cant do that anymore right?

[@galileacarmona6254]

@@erm_5557 idk it comes and goes and come so its random if its gone or back the only way is to try bookbanning a person

[@galileacarmona6254]

@Soda King eh he was asking for it why i should say "eh to prevent restarting communism again"

[@kuyachamp7618]

FitMC and BetaCalculator: Let me guess, your home? Parrot: *It was... And it was beautiful.*

[@memesterjohnson1402]

Griefers be like: I am inevitable

[@artaum5635]

I like how AlphaComputer's second account is BetaCalculator

[@craigfenske7106]

@@artaum5635 his third account is probably charlie radio

[@flamingbanana5831]

fit: "I wonder what 2020 has to offer." 2020: becomes 2b2t irl

[@AKThompson]

Flying boat man incoming

[@uberman3011]

Australia got lava casted

[@rascalpants08lizziedrippin69]

@@uberman3011 oh god

[@holyjesusi8554]

The most anarchy year

[@moo9557]

The true oldest anarchy server

[@rad2310]

"We've gotta steal anything valuable or of historical significance". -British Museum

[@JosGeerink]

The brits (brittish people) in general (colonialism).

[@tomoliver5861]

@@JosGeerink come on that was a long time ago we are not the same people today as the people who were colonizing back then

[@jesuschrist6531]

@@tomoliver5861 don't lie, it's just smaller scale now.

[@haribo1469]

Jesus Christ Yeah it’s not we don’t go around conquering places now . Anyway name your country and I’ll tell you something they’ve done

[@jesuschrist6531]

@@haribo1469 England

[@Cherrybomb69277]

What I thought this video would be: a heist. What it was: Dental Insurance, Parrot murder and hanging with the boys

[@Josh-qg9qg]

Amateur Gamer all of the above

[@ratbat1072]

It was also allahu ackbar

[@SombraCakes]

FitMC: Destroys a large base that probably took months to make and build, Friend: Kills Parrot. FitMC: Cold hearted man, too far.

[@usagifang]

I mean. He said people were already going to grief it cus of the screen shots.

[@garcia52e]

Probably years

[@will-zw6vd]

That base was a million of those parrots

[@spynyi]

@@will-zw6vd no it was worth less than half of one

[@will-zw6vd]

@@spynyi tough

[@dootdoodle569]

“Blowing the items to smithereens was the only logical choice,” -FitMC, 2019

[@proxleywirdvo]

This is not heist This is purge The one of the great stash cleaning in 2 b 2 t

[@MrSnrub-wp6cv]

proxley wirdvo “All heists are legal for the next 24 hours”

[@paddymills]

Anarchy means no rulers

[@pokemonsuper9]

@@paddymills anarchy means the mods can do whatever they want

[@mikem3226]

P dot B/ pokemonsuper9 Note, there’s only one, the owner and he has restraint.

[@crogallianbroadcastingcorp2861]

P dot B/ pokemonsuper9 actually another dealbreaker in anarchy is when the owner abuses admin powers

[@adigato3092]

Imagine if 2b2t's default game mode was hardcore

[@funnyandclevername5599]

Aadiyat Farhad That would be crazy

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

Well back in the day where you spawned at zero zero and the first king was around would suck cause you would spawn in lava or on the wrong end of a blade and be out forever

[@ticktockbam]

What's the default game mode? Normal?

[@funnyandclevername5599]

TickTock Bam Its just plain survival, but people use hacks soooo

[@jester4057]

@@funnyandclevername5599 Then use hacks as welllll

[@qrisquinn]

It is funny how he is like reckless and a thief, but he is also a classy businessman and is genuinely worried about missing a meeting. XD

[@Chadmiral]

Even villains have priorities.

[@bluphoenix9852]

Elijah B. True

[@Yonaka011]

Payday 2.

[@giginewt]

It’s funny that in other videos he respects the large bases so much and then in this one he just went to the edge off the world to grief a base and half its history

[@Xeno574]

Well he is on an anarchy server, he might want to grief every once in a while too lol

[@verticalpug2026]

Well, it was gonna get griefed and he is obtaining historical items to save.

[@Bengiamino]

The coords were already leaked

[@timurtheterrible4062]

@@verticalpug2026 He destroyed historical items too.

[@sma8357]

@@timurtheterrible4062 to him it's better if it gets destroyed rather than other players getting value off it

[@wairriorsneverstop]

"we did it patrick we saved the city"

[@grandpasashes3472]

Underrated

[@kuyachamp7618]

Omg my mind automatically changed into a spongebob voice 😮

[@redxphantom7787]

LMAO

[@MadiCarl]

This is physically painful for me to watch, those buildings were so pretty

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

Just the cycle of life on 2b2t for you

[@Jesus-ISwearOnMe]

As a small man once said "LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVLE UP AND DIE COME ON NOW WHO'S WITH ME"

[@reidbarry5459]

@@Jesus-ISwearOnMe LMAAO THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@leonardantonenriquez9196]

@@Jesus-ISwearOnMe hahaha the lorax

[@bblwonu]

Madi Carl honestly tho i will never understand why ppl build these amazing bases on a server that wont keep it safe at all due to the griefing and no claim functions

[@GodSmacK5181]

I find it kinda pointless to even try and build a base so detailed that would prolly take months of work to complete just for a couple of guys to destroy it, I guess that's what anarchy is

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

In a way, that IS the point of it, though if you hide it right it can take months or years before they are found

[@GodSmacK5181]

@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 But they'll ultimately find it, which I find kinda sad taking into account the work that's been put into it, that's kinda why I'd rather play with a nomadic style lol

[@duatia5315]

that's why you build your base underground in the nether, several million blocks out, with an end portal glitched into it, keeping your items in another dimension, using the power of CHEATING

[@akuuuuuuu]

I find it kinda pointless to even be born and try to live a fulfilling life just for a car accident or heart disease to destroy it, I guess that’s what existing is

[@GodSmacK5181]

@@akuuuuuuu Yeah pretty much, one step forward but a thousend steps back, destruction can be more successfull than creation

[@drpooch5314]

"I'm not a griefer"

[@kala857]

The base was doomed and they needed to get the items before other factions did, the only other raids fit has done was during the war

[@nickk8054]

If everyone got their hands on this, it would be even more chaos than normal

[@Glitch-Phases]

“I am not the Villain in this story, I do what I do because their is no other choice.”

[@LyricalLull]

"We're pulling off a heist" Oh that sounds fun, at least they're not griefing! "blowing the items to smithereens is the only logical choice" So this is just like any old grief *kills parrot* Ok that's it I'm calling PETA

[@ai00436]

If they didn't kill the parrot, peta would

[@augerspyramid9466]

愛早坂 correct

[@MrOKCThunderfan]

You can't leave any witnesses. Especially talking birds.

[@ulink265]

If you call PETA every animal in 2b2t is going to get killed

[@knelowav]

Imagine the bases owner had nothing in life except this huge base and there comes Fit like "its free real estate" and destroys everything

[@virusproofficial1086]

His problem for breaking the rules of not sharing screenshots

[@Stonk2811]

If u don't have anything except base in Minecraft, then you should visit doctor ( my personal opinion)

[@outokana2632]

@@Stonk2811 It's not that he has nothing else in life but people work hard on these stuff. To get the materials and build these kinds of things can take years and then a few dumbasses come and destroy it in minutes

[@Stonk2811]

@@outokana2632 yea i know but isnt it how mc works ?

[@outokana2632]

@@Stonk2811 no that's only 2b2t

[@nickbowen1717]

'Blows up a bunch of crap and a number of buildings' FitMC: "This base is going to be griefed soon."

[@CaveyMoth]

I think he said it MIGHT be griefed soon, lol. Better get the initiative, right? Not like the people who built that village can move their items SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[@victorassemble352]

He didn't grief the base, he only griefed the storages

[@heyyou474]

"im not going to take part in the grief myself." Proceeds to take part in the grief.

[@KonnyP]

Desecrating pet graves like

[@null418]

669 likes, DO NOT RUIN IT

[@Dontcrybebetter]

Lord Metri leave at 969 likes

[@k.e3451]

ON THE FIRST DAY OF TRAVEL IM DESEC-RATING

[@lisztomaniac19]

12:16 fit has been playing on 2b2t for years and still has new recipes to unlock

[@banu6301]

You don't use the crafting side of the game much on 2b2t

[@helphowdoichangepictwoyear9446]

Pffft rock who needs that i can use hacks instead

[@wojtekpolska1013]

nah minecraft achivements and recipes are glithy, and when you for example change your client (with is common cuz hacks are allowed, and he said himself that he sometimes plays with Future hacks and sometimes on Vannila) they can just disappear

[@RM12KY]

“The base is gonna get griefed” bro you griefed it 😂

[@victorassemble352]

He griefed the chests not the base

[@kio7320]

Even if he doesnt grief it the other will

[@victorassemble352]

@Joseph it was gonna ger griefed anyway

[@victorassemble352]

@Joseph lol

[@cadenvarnes6760]

That's what 2b2t is... anarchy... it doesn't matter whether the base is good, you are never safe

[@Unox66x]

fit as a baby:m-m fits mom:He’s going to say mom! fit:minecraft’s oldest anarchy server

[@alextheferret5674]

My goodness 😂

[@mata218]

FitMC: we need to get there quick to get items with historical value. Also FitMC: Let's blow up all the important history we don't get.

[@CaveyMoth]

When you can't eat all the food in the buffet, just throw the rest on the floor.

[@victorassemble352]

Well what he can't get he will blow up so others don't get it, thats how 2bt2 works

[@bigj6661]

I wanted to rob the bank of 20 million, but I can only carry 10 million so ill burn the rest

[@wojtekpolska1013]

there are only few "historical items" there, the others are exact copies of them with were duped. you see in this chest there were tens of same shulker box that were duped.

[@victorassemble352]

@@bigj6661 you guys logic is totally different from what the video is about

[@Anonymous-eo2er]

I’m surprised this server *doesnt* have someone providing insurance

[@wojtekpolska1013]

how do yyou think that could work lol? you CANT defend from griefers. the only way to not get griefed is to keep your base secret. there is NO WAY to defend a base with known location. and nobody would want that insurance, because that would mean telling random peoples where your base is, while they wont be able to even defend it. spamming TNT and igniting it takes few seconds, removing it minutes, because its sprayed and you8 have to find all of them

[@troyhjz4635]

wojtekpolska it's a joke

[@Cami-wd4rw]

@@wojtekpolska1013 he highlighted doesn't he was being sarcastic.

[@zyxyuv1650]

@@wojtekpolska1013 Actually you're wrong, I offer an insurance service in 2B2T. My build bots can re-build any build that was destroyed, you only need to pay the fees to repurchase all the blocks and ingredients that are used as input for my bots. They can re-build your build perfectly in a new secret location.

[@cosmicfreedom6568]

@@zyxyuv1650 Actually, that's a big brain business idea

[@seanrrr]

I’m very confused. “This is an epic heist, we’re going to steal all of the rarest items and destroy the rest.” *literally comes with a full inventory*

[@stefanbondeson6505]

Alpha took the items, fit had a full inventory because he had to carry essentials for alpha as well

[@hao_cuii]

69 likes

[@spoon5255]

@@hao_cuii 96 ecin

[@oxfordmule7472]

Dude you need to be prepare for battle or else you will loose your items pvp there is complicated

[@isaiahthemack8892]

@@spoon5255 696 there’s a third person they gettin kinky

[@riddim.]

Imagine how amazing the map would be if nothing had been destroyed

[@Someone25948]

World download idiot

[@riddim.]

@@Someone25948 huh?

[@TheDarkSlayer415]

2b2t is paralleling world history. This is like the equivalent of the Torching of the Library of Alexandria.

[@Leon-zu1wp]

Nah, the torching of the Library of Alexandria was something neutral, all of the world's info was destroyed. This is more comparable to the Siege of Paris by all of the vikings who sought easy access to gold. The griefing of the 2BT2 museum would be considered the Library of Alexandria being burned.

[@aviaviavian]

@@Leon-zu1wp funny enough, Alexandria's library always sent out copies of their books out to other libraries, so the info was always there. This is almost closer to the raiding and torching of the libraries of the Ottoman and Turkish empires, which almost always refused to copy their books.

[@polishspy3088]

@@aviaviavian Haha nerds am i rite rolf rofl lmao lol

[@aviaviavian]

@@polishspy3088 honestly, saem. Academia is boring as hell, mate

[@ApollyonZKX]

Humans are humans, no matter if it's in a digital world.

[@lizzycoax]

"its weird knowing that this base is likely gonna get griefed in the next few days" he sais while griefing the base 8:40

[@jakefromstatefarm7363]

8:52

[@nitrolight1778]

He was just destroying loot to keep away from everyone else. He didn't touch (sort of) structures that had no valuables stored

[@lizzycoax]

@@nitrolight1778 ok

[@lizzycoax]

@CJ i didnt know it was "says"

[@awu7555]

The random thing was while I was watching the vid and hearing this part I read the comment

[@jar.2225]

When you have to lead possibly the largest heist in Minecraft history at 11am and attend a meeting at 12pm

[@Chadmiral]

*I am speed.*

[@bigshlump928]

Grew did it in real life

[@stuartpage2064]

Fit: "so much historical significance! We gotta save what we can!" Also Fit- blows up anything he can't carry in one trip...

[@caractacuspott4581]

Didn't know FitMC was this savage. Usually his videos have a journalistic air about them. Its like something out of a movie seeing him grief lol!

[@mariojumpman9573]

Seeing him grief is like seeing John Wick start killing again.

[@BadUsernameKing]

Haha big base go brrr

[@CreeperPookie]

It's*

[@detox4590]

Watch his older videos imao

[@leftysheppey]

He's said in one video "I don't Grief much anymore, but when I do, I normally make it unrecognisable"

[@pal1531]

"Important meeting" 10:25 **watching a block on fire**

[@brett8.0.8]

I did that too

[@sugvon]

WHY DOES THE SUBTITLES CALL 2B2T TOOBIE TOOTIE

[@ajinkyatarodekar9099]

Ikr its hilarious

[@marshahammack4503]

Now it calls it 2 T

[@FrostDzNz]

its stuff like this that makes you appreciate griefing from the other angle. Coordinating a search, collect, and destroy mission with the bois? Feels like a stealth mission with a "go in loud" option

[@jamiechurches839]

It annoys me that he always has a full inventory

[@glanni]

It's to be protected against book bans

[@jamiechurches839]

@@glanni Ohhhh! Makes total sensee

[@dallasdyer01]

@@glanni tf is a book ban

[@glanni]

@@dallasdyer01 reading is forbidden! it's actually that if you pick up a shulker full with books, that are full with letters/characters, you are auto-banned. And the only way to be unbanned is to let the admin delete your whole inventory

[@izanagi5136]

Elsa Frost didn’t hause patch those?

[@petersmythe6462]

Screenshot of a beach: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

[@CaveyMoth]

I recognize that beach, see you soon.

[@chaseois7873]

9 year old me entering the bra section in a store being like: 3:09

[@mojang7237]

Lmao

[@spoodlenoodleproductions5759]

lol

[@Jetstreamsammy]

lol thats funny wow! i found a actual good comment lolol

[@plasticfoods5069]

Stalin? Tf HaPPeNed tO yOuR fAce?

[@jimboringo9958]

Very cool Stalin

[@justamilkshake6671]

Take a shot every time 2fit says: “The oldest anarchy server on Minecraft.”

[@AbdullahAbdullah-kv3dc]

Took 56 shots up till now 😂

[@DsiPro1000]

You would die from alcohol poisoning lol

[@DsiPro1000]

from all of the shots

[@orangehax5280]

I suck at basketball tho

[@rubiksizer]

Diamond Casino Heist just releases in GTA Online Fit: hold my shulkers

[@mikeoxlong1072]

The heist its the worst one in my opinion

[@WxrcomGen]

If you coordinate its pretty easy

[@AlbertRazzer]

@@mikeoxlong1072 doomsday act 3 is alot more annoying

[@How23497]

The problem is the insane amount of setups

[@WxrcomGen]

@@How23497 Yeah. It isnt hard, its slow to complete and that can make it boring sometimes

[@Critaa]

me: "I'm gonna have a heart attack losing my 3 diamonds! Fit: "Lets blow up this stashes, gathered by people over years!"

[@banu6301]

Nah.. they were just duped and were worth about as much as those 3 diamonds of yours

[@Critaa]

@@banu6301 true...

[@pws3rd170]

@@banu6301 Yep

[@sp_1029]

It was gonna get stolen/griefed anyways, so they werent really doing any harm

[@thaddeusjd]

They leaked they’re coords so if they didn’t do somebody else would

[@toutac]

Fit: 2b2t Captions: *toobie tootie*

[@redterrorproductions1373]

Toutac Yes.

[@-dodup-5970]

Lol lol

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

@@wpek6887 It sounds like what children would call Tooth pain

[@truthpigeon1287]

12:18 Are we just not gonna mention that fit never got granite throughout his whole time in 2b2t?

[@lucya3215]

probably on an alt tbh

[@mas9758]

I honestly do feel kinda bad though, imagine how long it took that guy to build it

[@JamesJJSMilton]

it wasnt built by one guy lol it was a clan base, they probably had 3-10 people

[@s0futur3_38]

That's the life of 2b2t

[@SteleCat]

"Blowing the items to smitherines is the only logical choice." -FitMC, 2019

[@BKGStudios]

Seeing FitMC Destroy so many elytra's like nothing literally hurts me I recently lost my elytra and I am having a VERY hard time getting a new one

[@tricky7153]

BKG Studios go too the end lol it’s that ez

[@largeboi632]

Haha

[@NONO-oy1cu]

Use dupe hacks

[@vijf]

@@NONO-oy1cu 🤦‍♂️

[@vijf]

@@NONO-oy1cu Do you even play 2b lol

[@figloalds]

I love how this dude is passionately documenting "Life in the Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft" and all it's craziness, ugliness and also beauty, as is, like a good documentary. I remember Fit is a teacher, I don't remember what discipline he teaches, but as a 2B2T historian he's an absolute Legend

[@enigmatian]

"Its sad that this base is probably gonna be griefed in the next few days" *continues griefing the base*

[@donjones4022]

Its the nature of 2b2t you find base you destroy if you play on the server you accept that why do you think everyone hides their bases. its part of what keeps the server alive starting anew building back a bigger better empire learning from your mistakes

[@TheImpatientGam3r]

Don Jones at least stop pretending like hes one of the good guys, with weak ass excuses like “someone else was gonna do it eventually anyway”

[@psychwardpussyeater]

@@TheImpatientGam3r lol you must have just discovered 2b2t if you think people wont grief bases

[@jhwang0415]

“The base was already doomed.” Patrick: “Why don’t we take our base, and push it somewhere else?!”

[@CaveyMoth]

"It's no use. We're screwed." Just blow up the items.

[@Crawick]

"you son of a bi*ch, I'm in"

[@cbxnkzz8139]

Rick and Morty reference

[@Crawick]

@@cbxnkzz8139 because of the heist

[@itsthatguywolfi3307]

I legit thought of the heist when i saw the title. But not the phrase

[@savagesock3598]

Lmfao

[@tristanmason7862]

Epic

[@ozpin8329]

Huge thumbs up for the Serious Sam version of Jingle Bells. Was waiting for the screaming in the background and wasn't disappointed.

[@lukasyee2296]

Title should be: “Old bald man pushes away commentary content and starts blowing up buildings stealing stashes”

[@ClubPenguinMaster88]

Meh, 30 making good money having fun, he isn't thato ld yet

[@wolrith8998]

The new oceans 11 remake looks great.

[@user-mq8tn9vy3m]

@Ricky The Sus r/gatekeeping ok boomer

[@TV-ns1oo]

Good one :P

[@themaninabucket8365]

Ricky The Sus ok gatekeeper.

[@memesrdreams4854]

I get that reference.

[@hyperandfriends3039]

@@How23497 shut up dickhead

[@wawanch.4305]

*guys, the thermal drill, go get it*

[@ahegaomemnon2059]

the Base's owner when he saw this vid: "Hey wait a sec."

[@chantolove]

It’s so weird to see Fit being the ‘bad guy’ for once, and even then, it’s in the name of history. I love this channel so much

[@DRKNT640]

Something isn’t great because it ends? History is created just by the passing of time not destruction. That’s like saying the revolutionary war isn’t historical because the US and UK both still exist

[@123mickymouse123]

@@DRKNT640 Yeah I don't get the argument of destroying it in the name of history. Looters are bad because they desecrate historical landmarks, but the solution isn't to blow up the landmarks before anyone else gets there. It's the equivalent of destroying St. Peter's chapel so that no one could steal from it. So yeah, what happened was that they looted the place and then destroyed history. Not much more to it.

[@martyr_lightsilver1833]

@@123mickymouse123 That is the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

[@123mickymouse123]

@@martyr_lightsilver1833 I Love you too man

[@Proazsa]

@@123mickymouse123 You can clearly see that they just destroy the parts with chests and duped items, it's like... Destroying the secret vault of an ancient crypt but not the crypt as a whole. They just didn't want anybody else take the stuff since they couldn't carry it all, the screenshots were already posted, if Fit found it anybody could found it and there's worse people on that server, I'm pretty sure the base owners would be sad and mad but I don't think they will be surprised to see their base destroyed.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Nobody: Soviet Union when they entered Berlin, 1945:

[@henrylawrence8562]

Funny story, the germans actually blew up some of their own buildings so that the soviets couldn't get resources like food. Bit of a shot in the own foot there

[@mrkitloin]

It took me well over a week just to build a CASTLE out of COBBLESTONE in survival. I cant imagine how long it took to build all of this with gold and concrete

[@wojtekpolska1013]

its all duped. i would be suprised if even 15% of this was ever mined, not duped. this even applies to cobblestone - also they had a big crew to build it faster so yea build is impressive, but its not much more than creative mode. in this server you can basically have a worse version of creative mode: unlimited blocks are replaced by duped items, and even if there is not an active duping glith right now, they had A LOT of materials stockpiled. flying is replaced with Elytra+Cheats with allows you to fly almost like in creative mode (cheats are allowed on 2b2t to some extent) being unable to die is replaced with super strong armors and all - you can see that when he got hit by a TNT few times he barely lost any HP. also many peoples have shulkers full of golden apples with instantly heals you

[@babassoonist557]

Greifers: looking to destroy and loot a base that leaked FitMC: That belongs in a museum!!

[@coolplayerstojakovic6268]

"I'm gonna put down some tnt" *Proceeds to fill the entire building with stacks of tnt*

[@crayonix]

This man just made 2 thieves, 1 being himself, sound like heroes to the economy.

[@carlll_]

This did nothing

[@reihanboo]

@@carlll_ bru what would literally destroy the economy except dupping

[@carlll_]

Rei there are probably 100 stashes like that one at any given time

[@randomcommentator4332]

@@reihanboo the 2b2t superweapons

[@rekyvevo]

Boomer meeting Boomer meeting

[@agentsquid0095]

Reky 😂

[@GnosticOrthodoxChurch]

Boomer server Boomer server

[@insertnamehere8099]

ok boomer

[@frostycarrot1803]

I would like but I must keep it at 69

[@CaveyMoth]

More like zoomer

[@synthestesia654]

Honestly I love how they blow a massive build full of thousands of items that took likely months to collect and build to kingdom come, and then when it's done Beta kills a parrot and Fit calls him cold-hearted.

[@arcade1367]

Casually steals from a base “So uh you got dental insurance?”

[@dozerunner2815]

"So uh, idk you got dental insurance?"

[@gustsmurnieks4197]

Read this while he said it

[@CosilHeiir]

@@gustsmurnieks4197 me too

[@abukhari3636]

@@CosilHeiir Me three

[@andrevvvv]

@@abukhari3636 me four

[@rizaltizal1462]

2 seconds in and he said “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”.

[@neatlymade4164]

👏not👏funny👏didn’t 👏laugh

[@thepeacockk]

i keked

[@glanni]

@@neatlymade4164 boo

[@ImDaiko]

I’ve been addicted to these lately

[@bartender0019]

The library of Alexandra 2019 edition

[@skittybug6937]

0:00 That's an academy record!

[@LocalCowgirlDez]

Didn’t even take a second before he said “The oldest anarchy server”

[@BlackSalamander439]

“Causing hyperinflation on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”

[@marshmallowvampire8503]

13:20 "I wonder what 2020 will be like." Me: "Do you wanna know."

[@diegonhathanielagrielabalc2504]

2b2t: irl adaptation

[@midnightflare9879]

Fit: Griefs a base Also fit: *The service here sucks!*

[@notlistening6499]

I didn’t think I’d like to see a base with that much effort put into it blow up, but that brickwork was an unholy chimera

[@ramdomy_boi9049]

Welcome to anarchy

[@BUFFISM]

Somewhere along the line, Fit became the very thing he swore to destroy

[@phatboi6650]

Ir made me feel sad just watching those hours of work being destroyed.

[@MineCraft-lk8vv]

Me too but still there are no rules in 2b2t

[@dontjointhisclanitstrashhe3610]

Correctment years of work

[@hmmgoodusername1570]

@@dontjointhisclanitstrashhe3610 most of it was probably duplicated so no not years

[@MissSchnickfitzel]

I joined an anarchy server and noticed i absolutely do not enjoy griefing. I literally leave chests with starter kids for new players all around the world lmfao

[@samuelthecamel]

It was saved in a world download tho, so it's not completely gone

[@ziril3972]

4:11 i like how fit is just straight up going full historian mode on these artifacts

[@boogaloobarrel2677]

"The sierra madre casino untouched since the beginning of the war"

[@ayukmbimarietayamoh969]

I salute you father Elijah. A man of culture as well. I thought the same thing

[@justanotherf2ppotatogamer61]

Fit: _be careful where you set up your base to avoid being grieved_ Also Fit:

[@empdisaster10]

I mean someone leaked the base so it was going to die soon anyways. It was less of preserving the base and more of keeping the items out of the wrong hands for Fit. He got all the important stuff out then destroyed the rest of the items so the actual griefers wouldn't get them and use them against more players