The greatest $84 cyborg movie of all time | So Bad It's Good

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Cybernator is the kind of movie we live for around here. Rough effects, inexplicable scenes, and weird nipples abound in this cyborg cheese fest. It's a sight to behold.
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[@dansmith1518]

I lived 2 doors down from Robert Rundle, and because I am an illustrator, I helped design the props in the movie. Knowing the budget was $ and not $$, I used the concept of thrift store item repurposing. Working on a low budget movie is an experience that is not easily forgotten...

[@BeezusFafoon1971]

It should be a legal requirement that William Smith appear in every movie that's made.

[@Blakblooded]

I hear he does his own fight scenes but his punches look more like slaps... oops, wrong Smith 😅

[@JasonBrant]

Totally agree!

[@Vaporvice84]

Bill/William Smith was super jacked when he was a young man back in the 40's and 50's. Dude brought muscles to movies long before Arnold and Sly did. I think he lived to be like 90 too.

[@MrDman21]

It's a shame Cameron Mitchell wasn't in this.

[@Blakblooded]

@@MrDman21 Definitely. All B movies should have had an irascible cop character for Cameron to play

[@stonecoldku4161]

"We have no secrets with this woman." We know her better than her gynecologist at this point.

[@JasonBrant]

There were some interesting shots during her dance scene.

[@quintonchristie7149]

William Emmett Smith (March 24, 1933 - July 5, 2021) was an American actor. In a Hollywood career spanning more than 79 years, he appeared in almost three hundred feature films and television productions in a wide variety of character roles, accumulating over 980 total credits, with his best known role being the menacing Anthony Falconetti in the 1970s television mini-series Rich Man, Poor Man. Us old folks loved to hate him.

[@JustinJTime]

I actually loved him in Red Dawn as the crazy, yelling Russian general.

[@JasonBrant]

He's a legend.

[@justinamenta7241]

Don't forget "Any Which Way you Can" with Clint Eastwood!

[@madarab37]

16:44 omg I thought I had a lot of body hair but this guy has a moving blanket on his chest. I'm feeling so good about myself now.

[@csmadisun]

The guy with the tubes in his head is actually a martial arts expert. You wouldn't know it from this film though!

[@JasonBrant]

I had a feeling, because he had a few impressive kicks.

[@jrlaps521]

@@JasonBrant you all need to watch The Divine Enforcer. It’s got the same guy with the tubes in his head playing a freaking vigilante priest who cleans up the streets, plus it’s got Jan Michael Vincent, Erik Estrada, and Robert Z’Dar in it

[@carldzoga1348]

14:08 'DID YOU SEE ANYTHING'? 'No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again'! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonBrant]

Nice!

[@WiHuThRi]

thank you for using Dave's "HURRR!" face for censors xD an added layer of enjoyment!

[@JasonBrant]

Glad you liked it!

[@tylerlucas3752]

William Smith was such a legend. He was Wilson in Any Which Way You Can with Clint Eastwood where the two had an epic fight. He was Arnold’s dad in Conan the Barbarian. He was also the Russian Colonel in Red Dawn, where he spoke Russian the entire film. Not to mention all the “so bad it’s good movies” that he also did. The man was amazing… no matter how good or bad the film, you knew he’d be fun to watch.

[@nightlordAL]

Thank you. I thought it was him

[@tigrecito48]

19:24 i thought i recognised that dude from somewhere although i havent seen those movies for like 20+ years

[@JasonBrant]

Love that guy.

[@randomhero523]

Feels like a redletter media playlist you are going off, approved

[@andyburk8771]

Wow! This one was just insane. Who knew duct tape and aquarium tubing could make such incredible make-up effects.

[@JasonBrant]

haha!

[@TeksonikAudio]

There is nothing sadder than the end of a SBIG episode. I'm left to watch wonderfully bad movies all by myself, covered in Cheetos dust and shame. See you on Thursday.

[@XombieLejon66]

The weird monkey sounds followed by the horrified looks on Brian and Erin is priceless.

[@newarchillabog9403]

Dave's face of utter confusion could not be more appropriate.

[@JasonBrant]

Dave?

[@AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY]

The Brant : "oh William Smith!" The Erin : "Whose that?!" the guy who slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars when his mom's mad at him.😁

[@AlsoCuteAndFLUFFY]

if he reads that imma get a "keep my moms name out your f&%king mouth!" reply

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@Frothenbath1]

Always great to see William "Five Packs of Cigarettes and Three Bottles of Whiskey per Day" Smith in another timeless classic!

[@JasonBrant]

Dude is a legend.

[@akuma6446]

You know Jason is a professional and all business when he critiques the timing of seeing Bewbs.

[@mot13ymotley55]

He's sat next to his wife🤔

[@JasonBrant]

It's important to get the bewb shots timed correctly.

[@nobbynoris]

BIWBZ!!!

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@mot13ymotley55 and she's a professional. Duh, lol!

[@dylanpiazza6358]

​@@mot13ymotley55 who is clearly not as insecure as most people lol. They have a relationship to aspire too

[@megatronjenkins2473]

7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, let's do this!!!! Yet another movie I've not heard of, I'm in!!!

[@DansBuddhaBodega]

Same here. Got kona in my mug, and cured sugar in the puffco. Maybe check out the channel.

[@JasonBrant]

It's a wild one.

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

Cybernator is a good example of movies that are somewhat high concept but have the budget of 2 happy meals. I legit think that the crew tried their hardest to make the best science fiction movie they could with a shoestring budget

[@ptonpc]

It reminds me a bit of the Pandora Machine studio. They tried to make decent films with the budget of whatever they could find down the back of a sofa.

[@JasonBrant]

That's what makes it a perfect fit for us.

[@4Everlast]

19:26 Pretty sure this guy's gonna be the president again in 2024.

[@grendelum]

_”i am the cybernator, a/s/l?”_

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Ahhhh, Yahoo! Chat, how I miss you, lol!

[@rpcheesman]

"You should write books" - sharp and subtle for Erin. I also lost it at I.V. Head for some reason.

[@doctorthirteen1700]

Her comment about the cyborgs having to drive 😆

[@goodpplz123]

Wow the 300 lb belly dancer. That’s so modern and futuristic. They are goddamn prognosticators of the highest order. This movie is amazing.

[@mot13ymotley55]

Al bundy has entered the chat😱

[@megatronjenkins2473]

🎵🎶No, Ma'am!🎶🎵

[@JasonBrant]

I still don't understand why there was a belly dancer in an alley.

[@ghostface5588]

​@@JasonBrant I agree but at least it wasn't Steven segal in the alley

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant Or an electrified fence! 😂

[@rokasrerroca7399]

@11:11 This guy specifically asked his hairstylist for the "Grieco" (AKA Detective Dennis Booker). What am I talking about, there's no budget for that; he does his own hair. 🤣

[@tigrecito48]

hey Jason, you should write a new futuristic terminator style movie called LARDINATORS - "In a world taken over by tubby cyborgs, one chubby funster needs to save his local burger bar"

[@TopiT23]

one thing you have to admit, they did realllly good job with that 84 bucks

[@JasonBrant]

They did a job.

[@William-Morey-Baker]

​@@JasonBrant definitely, one of the jobs of all time...

[@stonecoldku4161]

"She seems totally fine with banging the dead cyborg guy." She's probably relieved that they don't have to get a new bed. While they were banging it was him that was squeaking. He just needs an oil change.

[@JasonBrant]

Fair enough.

[@infinitemisery5005]

"Grab some tubes and pull man..." Haaaa.

[@supersaiyanbino]

This movie, Wish version of Blade, the Wish version of Rambo is why I love low budget movies, and why I love this channel!!

[@briancoulombe4517]

16:49 he looks like a reverse suburban Sasquatch

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@tattoodfreeek]

"She's 80% leg........" best line ever 🤣🤣

[@filipohman7277]

Awesome Work Guys, Thanks 👍👍👍👍 Greetings from Helsinki, Finland 🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸🇫🇮🇺🇸

[@BlazingOwnager]

I would bank money they were inspired by the Westwood Blade Runner game too. The main character totally looks like he's cosplaying Ray McCoy, the main character.

[@JasonBrant]

Westwood Blade Runner game?

[@fatcat3211]

I still can't believe William Smith accepted a role in this one, even if they gave him the entire $84.

[@Akkatlah]

😂

[@TeksonikAudio]

I recognize the Colonel as one of the cops that gets killed in Samurai Cop and perhaps from another Amir Shervan masterpiece Killing American Style. EDIT: I see you recognized him too. I'm still in the middle of the episode.

[@Martin951XX]

What a way to wake up on Sunday!!! Another fabulous video from one of my favorite KZbin channels. Thank you for making this time change a bit more bearable. Thanks & happy Sunday boss. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much!

[@tornadot2025]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "How hard can it be to find a guy riding around in LA with tubes sticking out of his head?" Also, that censorship sound from Dave makes me fall over laughing every time! This is exactly why I look forward to SBIG every week, lol!

[@Dystopia1111]

Side note : 'Claptrap' is the name of your companion exposition-bot in the 'Borderlands' video games.

[@JasonBrant]

Ahh, nice.

[@pathatfield2543]

You know Pinhead,now you know tubehead,but do you know Plughead?Watch Circuitry Man to find out.Also,Plughead is played by an actor I’m pretty sure you’ll recognize,and there is also a Circuitry Man Two:Plughead Rewired.Please enjoy.

[@chadstack2539]

Holy Hell!! The scene where the “detective” gets shot in the alley was awesome! The guys is too injured to get his jacket all the way on but comes around that corner shooting T.J. Hooker style!! Adrenaline must have taken control at that point.

[@garysuarez9614]

@1:32 is poster material. Love you guys' work!

[@leeroyjenkees]

The girlfriend “blue” (Christina Peralta) is an heiress to Standard Oil money. Her bio is also So Bad It’s Good.

[@supersaiyanbino]

Jason: why is there a 300 lb belly dancer?!? Me: Dammit, Jason!! Don't question it!! Just let me have this moment....

[@ptonpc]

I remember this! I thought I had wiped it from my memory but you've dredged it back up. Curse you! :P The sad thing is there are one or two actors who actually seemed to be okay but they were drowned out by the bad ones. The directing was... interesting... as in the Chinese curse.

[@phyrr2]

3:31 whenever I see Dave protecting us and keeping it kid friendly, all I hear is my inner monologue in Dave's voice going "OOooooOOOOOoooOOoohhhHHHhHHHH!". But then this started the "OhhooOOhh" 6:52

[@rosalynredwood4542]

1:23 living for the GLORIOUS expressions on you Three's faces 😂🤌✨

[@JasonBrant]

haha

[@On_Bass_Blue_Reverend]

I just watched Savage Beach Friday night. It's the same 2 women in Hard Ticket to Hawaii, in the same location as HTTH and the same uniforms. Not as good as Hard Ticket, but still pretty good. It also involves the line "Let's finish these guys off with our hands."

[@nightlordAL]

😲😊

[@JasonBrant]

That's a great line 🤣

[@On_Bass_Blue_Reverend]

@@JasonBrant Spoken by other guys, by the way.

[@andrewtheogre5971]

“He’s the ehh Dave model…” 😂😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

I'm the worst friend.

[@andrewtheogre5971]

@@JasonBrant nah dude, I do the same with my friends and we’re cool with it. 🤣🤣

[@Detroitspider]

Had to have watched that smoke rock part with Brian jaw twitches about 20 times 😭😭😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@stanacondasv]

"I'm starting to think this makes no sense" deserved more laughter.

[@melvert33]

That military cigar smoking guy in the fake office was also a cop in Samurai Cop, 1991 was a great year for him!

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

William Smith was in "Any Which Way You Can" with Clint Eastwood, the sequel to "Every Which Way But Loose".

[@JasonBrant]

Yup.

[@carldzoga1348]

🤣 1:27 Well, he sobered up REALLY quick, and Erin lost ALL the braincells!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@brianp-c1609]

You guys make me want to crack a beer every time you watch one of these, and I love it. Thank you.

[@judsongaiden9878]

This came out the same year as T2 and 'Eve of Destruction' and two years after Cyborg. 17:26 "What's a pederast, Walter?" 24:48 "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy."

[@FlyboyHelosim]

Jason: "Why is there a 300lb belly dancer?" 🤔 Me: "Why not?" 😜

[@David-uh3wg]

In Erin's defense re: Egon...I think she confused his name with 'Venkman,' then conflated that with the guy from Beakman's World, who, to be fair, also had a lot of hair...

[@JasonBrant]

You're right - she was thinking of Beakman's World. She said it during the full-length review.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Well, THAT was an experience! I ever see it in a pawn shop, I might pick it up, but I ain't gonna go LOOKING for this🤣🤣🤣🤣life's too short! Seeya guys next Thursday!

[@JasonBrant]

I loved it!

[@michalbotek]

The funniest thing about this reaction is the censoring sound. I was thinking, which one of you is making that sound :D. I´m still laughing. The Barbarians sound has been dethroned in my view.

[@JasonBrant]

Brian made it during our V-World Matrix review.

[@michalbotek]

@@JasonBrant jesus, I have to rewatch it

[@anikmonette2140]

I had to turn on the captions coz the sound quality was just too refined for my ears... I mean WOW!!!😂😂😂 Also the the number of senators assissinated drops from 3 to 2 amongst other continuity errors? I'M IN! ... Also you might have already watched Masters of the Universe in your free time but that movie was just so darn enjoyable! I almost want to put it into the Good Good category because the source material was kinda whacky and the budget wouldn't allow the bestest effects but Lungdren's acting, the props looking like plastic, Skeletor and his hammy performance, etc. totally sold me!😊

[@JasonBrant]

I've seen it many times. It's something, haha.

[@ExUSSailor]

I believe Trap Jaw was the He-Man character he was thinking of.

[@JasonBrant]

That's it.

[@cwbellor]

16:44 Can we stop to appreciate that line? That was hilarious!

[@christophero1969]

Awesomely funny review.

[@JasonBrant]

Thanks so much 🙏

[@Subjectivity13]

I don't know what possesses people to try to do so much with so little. Those actors deserve a ton of credit for taking their roles seriously in those silly outfits. Tube Head screaming as he flailed his little squirting tubes around looked like Oscar material. That poor man.

[@rokasrerroca7399]

@16:45 That dude had got to be part Wookie! 🤣

[@TheArcticSaint4747]

So, this series always sends me into an IMDB session afterwards. The girl that played the girlfriend, Christine Peralta, was also in a movie called Warrior Princess. Her character was named….Bulemia…. I hope that’s on the list to be watched.

[@William-Morey-Baker]

god damn... just straight up Bulemia?

[@jazzyb4656]

She's really into her plastic surgery now. Look her up.

[@IowerthLord]

Great review. You guys should check out "Nexus," aka "Nexus 2.431" (don't know the significance of the numbers). Cardboard armor and shields, people walking around with various amounts of dried Jello on their face, paper towels rolled into tentacles, More people and more dry Jello, a Pez dispenser for the loading platform of a spaceship, yet more people with dried Jello stuck to their faces, a clone of Simon Cowell, 5th grade volcano science projects, a sort of sequence sequel to the 1984 Macintosh commercial by Ridley Scott...did I mention Jello? J.P. Simon wrote the screenplay, that should speak volumes.

[@djnanartist5364]

A tremendous new low 👍 Awesome

[@exidy-yt]

"what's this movie about? Strippers?" Reminds me of the conversation me and my friends held at one of our friends' 11th birthday party where we had rented a copy of 'A Clockwork Orange' (this was in the mid-1980s) and all we knew about it was what one of our friends said: it was "about Irish hookers". He couldn't have been more wrong, and we couldn't have been more confused about what we actually watched that night, consuming our 2 medium Panago pizzas each. 😂

[@jasonadair9849]

I watch yall every Sunday and Thursday and love yalls show but nothing will ever top the barbarians. I can watch that episode daily.

[@johnrife7134]

William Smith played Conan the barbarian's dad. He just died last year.

[@JoeChillton]

When Borg man was grabbing his tubes at the end, hilarious 😂

[@stephen70edwards]

This movie was so over the top that you could even see over the top of the set

[@briancoulombe4517]

The main characters hair is hilarious

[@JasonBrant]

It's really something.

[@jesterboykins2899]

“Plug the clamps in” lmao Love it. 😂

[@tommybootlegger]

I'm new here, so I don't know if y'all have done a video on a movie called "American Cyborg: Steel Warrior" but it's worth a look if you can find a copy. I think it was late 80s if I'm not mistaken. And yes, it's as well made as the title sounds.

[@thesausagecontinuim1971]

19:53-20:02 anybody else notice his tan came of with the sticky pads? LOL

[@IrishNE40]

I'm hooked. You guys are awesome. I discovered your channel last week, and have been watching every night since. Love all the personalities. Every one brings great energy to the table. Each video you make is hilarious and entertaining to the fullest. I clicked on a video I thought was yours, but it turns out it was another channel that has essentially the same function as yours. However, they suck. I will not name the channel because they are a pale imitation to this one. The comparison isn't even close. If you did compare, it would be seafood seagull vs Charles Bronson with a 30 cal and a rocket launcher. You guys got the BELT in a K.O. Thanks for the great content.

[@jackflash8218]

Wow. This one was great! The incompetence on display was truly astounding! The terrible audio, the part where you could see the top of their set in the shot, scene after scene being shot in Grandma's living room, etc... And the crew was on fire! So many funny jokes & comments. I was freaking dying when you lot kept going on & on about dude's nipples. I noticed that in an earlier shot & thought, "why are his nipples so light & hairless?" This one was amazing! An instant classic! Well done.

[@seanriley1445]

The tube head cyborg sounds like a mailman in his first line and it made me laugh way too hard

[@MarshallDog]

Once again I recognize a bunch of people from a movie I've never seen. I know Jimmy Williams, William Smith, and at least one other dude that I can't name were in Shadow of the Dragon (also features Robert Zdar and was directed by Williams). And yes, Jimmy Williams was in Samurai Cop. He was also in the spiritual "prequel" Killing American Style.

[@grendelum]

second sunday of an odd month, 15 days of sumo starts with some sbig dessert !!

[@JasonBrant]

15 days of sumo?

[@grendelum]

@@JasonBrant - the tournament started today and lasts until sunday two weeks from now... 15 fights, 8+ wins you get promoted, 8+ losses you get demoted and the next second sunday of an odd month it happens again, there is no off season or rankings reset, you’re only as good as your last few tournaments.

[@bytefu]

"A dumpster fire" would be a complement for Cybernator, because not only a typical dumpster would contain half of the props, but if you would set it on fire, it would look better that any effect in this movie.

[@EmlynBoyle]

For Hellraiser, it's Pinhead. For this movie, it's Pipehead.

[@porkflaps4717]

Aka Crackhead

[@JasonBrant]

haha

[@megatronjenkins2473]

13:06 "Damn, I was two days from retirement!"

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@georgebonney90]

Thanks guys👍

[@christopherwebb3517]

3:48 - They built the ultimate glee club kid in a lab.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

Finally, a movie that answers the age old question, "what if pinhead was a Foley catheter?"

[@peterpohan3850]

27:18 BEST INSERT EVER!!!

[@DieselMcBadass1]

"where did he come from?" We have learned that off camera is a great hiding spot

[@alandhopewell]

1:37; we're off to a running stumble.

[@alandhopewell]

A great Sunday lunch, and y'all; very cool.

[@Mayelito7]

The Tyrone Bigums reference… yes! 😂😂😂

[@Timelord007]

This channel never fails to have me in hysterics, were do you find these unique movies?

[@Snow10101]

Myself I have found this and other sbig movies in the new $1 DVD bin at goodwill.

[@markmathisen3908]

In every filmmaking aspect possible, incompetence- Thy name is: Cybernator! 😳

[@Raunadraug]

This was amazing. Thank you.

[@bigal7561]

Love this channel and so glad the lovely lady is back

[@MatthewJessOutdoors]

Did the thumbnail change? I swore the last one looked like the guy had regrets on his face😉👍🤣

[@supra1981]

That cops outfit was straight up Columbo 😂.

[@Blakblooded]

I read the title "Cybernator" and my first thoughts are: How much Robocop and Terminator are they gonna rip off? Is it a Filipino or Italian production? and Are there going to be cardboard sets?

[@JasonBrant]

The sets somehow impressed Brian, because he's Brian.

[@RustBunny]

@@JasonBrant To be fair, alcohol was involved.