I checked on the link of films you've been sent and saw that you apparently you've never been sent 'Diamond Cobra vs. White Fox'. Basically if Neal Breen was a young Black female rapper/singe named Deaundra Brown. It's available on Prime.

“Fat guy lighting is getting worse.” Because he’s getting fatter as the filming goes on! He probably destroys the movies catering budget on any movie. 😆

The villain in Deathstalker III was Hawk in Buck Rogers 2nd season (1980)

"The film is infamous for Steven Seagal's almost total lack of involvement in any of the fight scenes due to his leaving the film 18 days into a 30-day shoot. Alexander Gruszynski shot fights with stunt doubles and scenes that were to involve Seagal were shot with Tamara Davies instead." "On the DVD extras, there is an interview of Steven Seagal taken in Thailand just before the film shot in LA. For this interview he insisted on being interviewed while sitting on a throne that had been used by the previous King of Thailand for 25 years. The interview had to take place in the Imperial Gardens of the US embassy in Bangkok. Seagal would not participate in photo shoots for the Black Dawn cover and publicity stills unless this interview was included on the DVD. The production company also insisted there be a picture of two people doing flying kicks on the front cover, something that never happens in the movie." "In interviews, director Alexander Gruszynski has spoken candidly about Steven Seagal's behavior on the film and the circumstances surrounding it. The company financing the film, Andrew Stevens Productions, paid Seagal an upfront fee just to ensure his participation. A script was then quickly written, which would undergo many changes for various reasons. One of them was that Seagal decided he wanted to play the same character he had in The Foreigner (2003), which meant an almost complete rewrite. Seagal was also bullying and uncommunicative toward cast and crew members and refused to film any fight scenes; the production company ultimately backed Seagal, forcing Gruszynski to use doubles. To compensate, Tamara Davies filmed a couple of fight scenes, which were ultimately cut because they made it clear how little Seagal was participating in the action. Seagal ended up leaving the film halfway through production, necessitating the use of blue screen to complete several crucial scenes, whose CGI was poor because the money had run out. Gruszynski has said the experience was enough to make him swear off directing feature films."

IMDB Trivia: The film is infamous for Steven Seagal's almost total lack of involvement in any of the fight scenes due to his leaving the film 18 days into a 30-day shoot. Alexander Gruszynski shot fights with stunt doubles and scenes that were to involve Seagal were shot with Tamara Davies instead.

Slap fighting needs to be a square.

His stuntman looked like Antonio Banderas.

driving fatly 😂

I'm very confused. I thought I saw Nana Visitor, (kira nerys from Deep Space Nine) dressed in black with a pearl necklace. Neither her or the films IMDB page credits her 🤷‍♀

Anna Nichole Smith : 36DD /26/38 5’11” 140lbs

I usually struggle to get through these Seagal reviews but this was hilarious....

Apparently, Segal refused to do any fight scenes and treated the crew like shit. He got away with it because he was friends with the president of the production company backing the film. Because of this, the Director started planning ways to shoot around the things Sifu refused to do, including giving his female costar 3 fight scenes. Since they dared to act like they didn't need him, Sifu abandoned the project 18 days into their 30 day schedule, and, on his way out the door, he went to the producer and demanded that those fight scenes I mentioned that hyped up his Female Co-star be removed from the film entirely. The whole thing made the director so miserable, he has since said he will never direct a feature film ever again.

Two middle aged dudes with teen girlfriends? That's normal in Canadia right? 😂 When they were telling those lame ass stories you could tell the actresses were thinking, "wtf are we doing here!?" 😂 I love how seriously they take these vanity projects too. No sense of irony or self awareness. They really think they're making the best movie ever 😂

It's worth noting that Steven Seagal made several illegal moves in playing chess in the movie referenced in the review of this one.

Sifu’s at it again .

The bingo game made it worth watching. The actress must have a really good agent to avoid having a sex scene with Seagal. Whats known about the stuntwoman???

He was cool back in the thin days. The guy was always an ego monster. I remember him on the arsenio hall show, the smugness 😅.

But Jason inspiration can come from anywhere even a seagel book lol

"After that shallow d!cking I thought we were more than that!" LMAO!!!!!

Well glad to see my Birth Country getting a lot of love from Steven, will never go back to Romania, but glad to see it get some love.

5:47 I legit thought that was like a weird FURRY tail thing, and I was about to say, that's a choice... I love that she also does NOTHING to conceal that piece, not through a news paper, just out in the open. She only spilled the contents of her purse since time was running out for her window of opportunity, and couldn't find it amongst all hershit.

Actually on the IMDB trivia page: Seagal experienced his own "black dawn" one morning when he woke up and discovered a CIA black ops team stole all his breakfast Ben & Jerry's. Fortunately, his homeboy Vladdy P was able to send an emergency airdrop pallet of Cherry Garcia to get Seagal through to lunchtime.

First, the production company hired Seagal, then they wrote the script for his movie. Seagal didn't like the script and rewrote it from the ground up. When production finally started it quickly became a complete nightmare with Seagal as its painful center. Seagal didn't want to do anything and finally suddenly abandoned the project in the middle of the shoot. To bring it to the end they had to use stunt doubles and give Seagal scenes to other characters. The Director swore to never direct a movie again.

20:34 is the guy from beverly hills cop, the head security

9:10 I keep a glass of water next to me at all times to detect if Steven Seagal is approaching.

You shoulda had "throws a weak ass kick" on the bingo card too! 😂

Ramboraph4life calls this movie Black Dong.

He is a licensed Architect. Let that sink in

Pam is best

"has he read it" C'mon we know Jason Ghost wrote Seagals book for him ;-)

You missed out the best part towards the end of the film where Seagal's body double is fighting for him on the stairs!

The way of the shadow wolf. What a title man. It’s like a 14 year old has named an action movie.

The car plates were Netherlands plates so western europe

Jason, the clue to "Who's the stiff?" was on your shirt the whole time lol.

They got the violinist from ghostbusters totally wrong. The actual stiff from ghostbusters was played by actor Timothy Carhart (who was in this movie) but they referenced the wrong actor, hence why Brian was so confused, as well as viewers of this video.

A 30 second ad every 1 minute of content - unwatchable

I worked on an Andrew Stevens production once, and thankfully it wasn’t a Seagal movie

You should add 2 New Bingo categories : 1. REAL Seagal movie (Movie in which Sifu is the real star) 2. FAKE Segal movie (Movie in which someone else is the star but features Sifu)

Lol the bingo shit its great ! So fun Watching you guys ! So natrual having fun !

Best game ever! 😂

I don’t think it could have worked out any better than it did with OCP winning the book.

"constipated while driving?" Literally .25 seconds later *constipation* "yup!!!"

Blond guy with glasses is the one who played Captain America in that old school movie

The bingo was fun - congratulations to OffCamPam, the inaugural winner!

LOL. I loved the part with the guy trying to shoot the chick with the unloaded gun, followed by her kicking him in the balls :D As far as that mystery guy goes, I was way off! I thought he was the assistant to Chris Farley's brother in Black Sheep. But seeing him near the end, I agreed that he was the violist from Ghostbusters 2.

The lead actress looked familiar to me so I looked her up. Tamara Davies. Her IMDB has this line: "She holds a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and did her own fighting stunts for her 2005 movie Black Dawn." Holy shit, the actress did her own stunts and knocked it out of the park?!?

Those bingo suggestions were a thing of beauty

Love the Soul Glo t shirt

23:17 he’s also the pilot of the little rescue submersible in Hunt for Red October. “Hey I think somebody’s shooting at us!”

Congratulations OCP on winning a true masterpiece of Native American history .😂