The GTA Heist To End All Heists "Crushed" By A GTA 5 Speedrunner

Rockstar blesses me with a new heist to throw my legendary GTA 5 speedrun skills at. I think we can agree my first attempt was the most optimal display of skill and creative problem solving ever done in the history of mankind. I expect my display will result in me being asked to consult on GTA 6. Call me Rockstar.
The Cayo Perico Heist apparently uses some assets that were cut from GTA 5 single player. There was originally mean to be a heist of Martin Madrazo's house, which is alluded to by dialogue still in the game. Overall, it was not a bad heist considering it still has all the same flaws of GTA Online.
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[@DarkViperAU]

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[@Auziee]

Matto, you are cool.

[@jackx2x2x70]

m o n k e

[@jasonvolkanov3123]

I really love your GTA Online videos and I also play other videos on the background when I’m gaming and I’m always alone so your videos always make me feel less alone and distracts me from the inevitable sadness that will come once I notice I don’t have any friends.

[@koston1063]

Wrong link I think?

[@hrishikeshpandya8018]

Wrong link, Matto

[@tacman]

sad part is, no matter how many times you go there, your character forgets about the green button to escape the compound

[@mohammedaminebourzgui2596]

Our character have Alzheimer

[@memelord1216]

@@mohammedaminebourzgui2596 amnesia

[@draemanplays]

kicking the door spawns the button obviously

[@05-redacted72]

@@draemanplays no no because the button is already there in the cutscene, what ACTUALLY happens is that it un-jams the button so it could work🥱 be a big brainer🧠

[@officerspooder]

i wish rockstar had different cutscenes for different interactions, maybe depending on the player if they played it before or not

[@tunchi4936]

Twitch Viewers: Hey I’ve seen this one! KZbin Viewers: What are you talking about? its brand new.

[@damien2746]

"yea i saw it on a rerun"

[@XanderBK]

“What’s a rerun?”

[@Exilium31]

@@XanderBK "Who's darkviperau? Is that the gta speedrun dude?"

[@user-fj9rg8pw6g]

@@Exilium31 no, he is famous ohko runner, what is speedrun?

[@patrickstar3593]

i saw this in a clip

[@lonzoformvp5078]

"I could take on those kids on oppressor with 1 hp" *dies from a cougar in a mission*

[@yourfinestlocalidiot]

How about a cougar vs. an Oppressor?

[@glitch_finder6995]

THAT'S MILLIONS TO ONE

[@atikahanaf7916]

There are cougars in the mission 🌚

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261]

@@atikahanaf7916 THERE AREN’T COUGARS IN MISSIONS

[@bebble985]

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1261 the username is… fitting.

[@SirDankleberry]

Cayo is a masterpiece simply for Pavel. What a true homie.

[@sakyyk]

I like your pfp 👹

[@canny1913]

he is 100000 times better than the 2 idiots from union depository contract

[@botondzoltannagy8849]

"What the fock is this!? Is there a welcome sign over my vault!?"

[@EduardoContrerasD]

@@sakyyk We all love that pfp.

[@greenyblue_bullet]

If you redo the mission over and over again Pavel has a voice line that's just this. "HELLO Mr. Rubio guess who it is again"

[@GamingWithCubby]

“That’s not how you’re supposed to enjoy the game” Ain’t that the truth

[@BiggusNickus]

Rockstar nowadays in a nutshell.

[@capatheist]

This guy literally has a career playing this game the way he wants to.... If you want to play gta 5 but NOT online. Mabey try gta 5?

[@GamingWithCubby]

@@capatheist k?

[@BiggusNickus]

@@capatheist have you.. Actually watched his videos? The amount of pain he has to go through because he would constantly get a mission fail the second he'd do something other than what the game specifically required him to do? Compared to older GTA games like Vice City that's a huge difference.

[@redstoppa1959]

@@capatheist Some where around the 2.5million.... naw fuck story mode

[@slinkerys]

Matt playing GTA Online is just like finding a golden necklace

[@JamesDotDash]

It’s millions to one

[@yashawalsuddhakar6321]

Sapphire panther not golden necklace

[@sulppez]

True

[@mikaeel.o]

You could say... a Ruby necklace

[@the-real-sachin]

finding it from where?

[@nlrenzo9432]

Fun fact : Pavel is family from Vlad who is one of the GTA 4 antagonists.

[@yundypp4878]

Brother then right or little bro

[@ItsLelingTime]

@@yundypp4878 Vlad is his uncle.

[@dvsr.115]

How do you know?

[@yundypp4878]

@@ItsLelingTime wait he cut he's finger with plasma cutter. Ohhhhhhh love rockstar

[@osmaine2755]

@@yundypp4878 what is the thing between Vlad and the plasma incident ?

[@adamseward3567]

52:24 If you know what is actually on the paper, then you’ll know that Matto’s reaction is spot on.

[@adamseward3567]

@@Zydra_Zy Just look it up. It is impossible to describe with great detail.

[@edixonvc5101]

@@Zydra_Zy Trevor having sex with Patricia

[@GhostLeviathan_]

@@Zydra_Zy It is a picture of trevor banging patricia

[@bullpower6970]

@@Zydra_Zy trevor and patrica doing the umm nasty

[@veloxplayer098yeeeah7]

Michael in witness protection suit

[@RudolfSadolino]

Keinemusik literally translates to "No Music", which is pretty funny, all things considered.

[@pyromaniachimbo]

Oh, and don't forget Pißwasser!

[@ffredalot]

@@pyromaniachimbo the difference being that Keinemusik are an actual real life group who make actual music

[@snailsaredumb9412]

@@pyromaniachimbo ?

[@psilovecybin5940]

ban pißwasser = pisswater

[@snailsaredumb9412]

@@psilovecybin5940 danke

[@Exilium31]

14:41 Bro this is probably the best edit I've ever seen in a while lmao

[@roberthouse5535]

Matto - new Samir

[@lintycarcass]

then you're easy to impress

[@rich925cal1]

Lol @ “I’ve ever seen in awhile”

[@rich925cal1]

I mean dude, I’m glad you’re a happy dude and all, but I wouldn’t say you’re “famous” .. people don’t stop you on the street and go “omg hey it’s that dude dark viper from KZbin that put in over half his life on gta 5!”

[@samgaither793]

No 50:31

[@MrMcHoonter]

I love how Matt is agreeing with and vocalizing basically every complaint with online about having to put your enjoyment at risk to play the stuff or keep looking until you find an online solo session

[@sadimammadov945]

I can't believe he didn't acknowledge EL Rubio saying Davieeee

[@botondzoltannagy8849]

Me too.

[@UpstreamNL]

29:48 "how did I get this helicopter" I guess it was the weather...

[@TrebleClefDan]

*G T A V F O R P S 8 7*

[@cheemsandfriends5325]

7:42 Thats literally What he's saying but in Russian. Amazing

[@thearousedeunuch]

A version of that video's on KZbin.

[@juniorjunior5442]

@@thearousedeunuch cahna

[@doorluchtigheidthewondeear4809]

for me, as a Russian, it was weird funny xd He says: if you didn't know fucking anything you wouldn't be able to tie your shoelaces!

[@TheSiscoKid2112]

The subtle edit of Majima dancing at 9:38 is glorious.

[@siramoras]

14:46 I laughed so hard, thank god I knew that video already xD

[@g3arjammer837]

Samir you’re breaking the car!

[@siramoras]

@@g3arjammer837 I just learned it's fake :o :((

[@Moran_.]

10:04 "Where is Gustavo?" Matt: oh boy not again

[@mitchhamilton2919]

"Who the fuck is Gustavo"

[@MrChocman69]

The fring one

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@mitchhamilton2919 I assume that was a reference to Guatavo Morata the shit heist crew member in storymode

[@osmaine2755]

The chicken one

[@nixionchang3966]

Cayo Perico rocks are waxed slides and the trees and bushes are made of titanium Mr. Rubio is a genius Edit: His guards are also deaf and short sighted

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

I was disappointed because I thought we would be able to adopt the Panther

[@JampingVan]

He pay more on tree and bushes than guard

[@thralfazuz8390]

That's because they are "special" forces

[@pakodaaaaaaaa4703]

It’s cheaper to hire deaf and blind guards I think

[@realwaifus5514]

Me Rubio spent so much on his natural defences he hardly had any left for guards so he had to buy them from the secondhand bin.

[@current3109]

30:51 was not expecting that to happen 😂 caught me off guard

[@potatoessenpai8106]

"The heist to end all heists" I think every history nerd including me know where this is going

[@JampingVan]

Cayo perico heist 2

[@zacktan1403]

@@JampingVan upcoming: el rubio cayo perico election campaign

[@Killbayne]

The moment i saw the Scotland flag, I thought about the "SCOTLAND FOREVERRRR" audio, and I couldn't be more happy to hear it there. Good job editor.

[@jamiehoey3750]

i know i had the same thought 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@nancythedog8426]

Matt Bob and Martin edited this video they’re in the description

[@sidjr98]

I had the same thought and when he played it I cracked up

[@juniorjunior5442]

They fought like Warrior poets, they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom

[@Maxistanca]

I understood GET OUT THEREEEEE😂

[@kennyvo6695]

Chat: Do it stealth Matto: HELL NO, I DO THIS LIKE A MAN Also chat: Go to the drainage tunnel Matto: It’s behind the compound? Too far Chat Again: Don’t get demolition charges! Matt: *Gets Demolition charges*

[@whonow3486]

Then he complains about the difficulty like a spoiled child.

[@Kurgton]

Chad activities

[@scappley1735]

Matt has got a good one, the eurobeat song at around 10:20 is called "I need your love" by Dave simon, its the 13th song in my eurobeat playlist of 67 songs.

[@Special_K_42069]

I think this pretty much sums it up: 46:32 A journey from frustration to exasperation. Like when Agatha calls right after Matto realizes he has the worst armor.

[@ToiletWolf12]

“And what could they be transporting? Don’t worry this is rhetorical question” I love Pavel and I’m so happy he does too

[@RuferOfficial]

1 HOUR OF GTA ONLINE, no this is impossible, how could you play for so long.

[@RiccoVR]

I mean the new heist is pretty good

[@usernamepassword236]

I've played for like 5-10 hours a day

[@deeznoots6241]

The alternative was 5 minutes of red dead redemption, matto chose the lesser evil

[@Gamer-pe6qr]

What? I play like for 4 hours because of the Cayo Perico heist

[@devangnivatkar2649]

That's after editing and all. It's probably four to five hours worth of recording.

[@somethingnotknown9634]

Watching Matt playing gta online is like watching a boomer trying to use technology

[@waiting4thefallout26]

Nah because boomers grow up with technology and know how to use it. Unless you're american... That's what I can tell from my experience ;)

[@somethingnotknown9634]

@@waiting4thefallout26 nah some of the older ones seemingly never learn how to do simple stuff like copy and paste

[@waiting4thefallout26]

@@somethingnotknown9634 Probably because the younger generation doesn't have any patience when it comes to teaching them stuff they don't understand/know

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

@@waiting4thefallout26hold 2 buttons how is that hard

[@db_films8694]

I started choking on some food from laughing my ass off from this 19:36

[@GigaFloyd]

Hey, Mats editor. Good shit man

[@BobTheMartin]

:)

[@blank899]

Yes Matts Editor Is called Matt

[@BobTheMartin]

@@blank899 Bruh

[@chair5728]

@@blank899 His editors name is Bob, Or is it Martin? Point is he’s awesome.

[@blank899]

@@chair5728 i think Matto edits Most of His streams

[@yasserboumediane1010]

Me before watching : " well cayo perico is solo so he should be really good at it he should be a pro like in story mode " Me after : " nvm he... he wasnt "

[@poglight4394]

TBH, he does this heist completely blind, without watching any tutorial on youtube

[@yasserboumediane1010]

@@poglight4394 no i know same for me my first cayo perico heist was a disaster but thats because my aim is awful i thought he would just go in doing headshots all the time since he became really good at aiming in story mode and theres no one to make him fail but i guess not

[@ReiDaTecnologia]

Matt does have a great aim but the difference from the Story Mode and Online is info and difficulty. Matt basically know all the strats and memorized the enemies spawn, the enemies' aim and damage aren't that crazy in story mode. Matt basically play GTA Online blind, not having any information of the best strat or enemies spawn or the mission itself, the enemies' aim and damage are crazy in GTA Online.

[@neondead2.0.15]

@@poglight4394 well my first run was not as good as now but still decent. And i do almost all by water 🗿

[@theonlyplain]

@@yasserboumediane1010 but thats not anything to be proud of is it?

[@josephcumberledge8544]

It will always amaze me how amazing he is at this game while also being complete garbage but it’s funny nonetheless

[@retardedpineapple9461]

Ikr. Its so weird seeing someone always needing armor and snacks to complete a heist

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

@@retardedpineapple9461he didn’t do a single disruption mission so the enemies did a shit ton of damage

[@CaptPanOfSteel]

I cannot believe he tried to ignore stealth. It's basically impossible to finish the mission without it LMAO. It's like he's not even trying.

[@HedaFalcon]

It's so painful to watch 😖

[@beta3510]

I beat the heist without stealth with 4 people and it only took a couple tries

[@whonow3486]

@@beta3510 4 people, 4 guns, 4 people to suck up the bullets meant for 1

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

@@beta3510did you do the disruption missions. I’m going to go with yes. He did not

[@aldinhzek4082]

Honestly Id stay in music locker if Heartbreak Mermaid played along other yakuza 0 disco songs.

[@TheFekke100]

I was about to say, it really caught me by surprise!

[@TM-qk2yy]

Wait a Yakuza song is in the music locker?

[@TheFekke100]

@@TM-qk2yy Pretty sure it was added in post, since he disabled music.

[@Graknorke]

Da, da, da dada dada

[@dopey473]

Same

[@SomeAustrianGuy_]

I just watched the entire thing without even noticing it was an hour long.. I should really start studying... Na...

[@nxghtmare83]

Bruh same lmfao

[@user-x-00]

@@nxghtmare83 yeah fuck my chemistry test tomorrow Dark viper just posted😈

[@yesthisismyname9977]

Sodium

[@hamzaqurban1445]

Sodium probably is CO2

[@maxx8069]

@@hamzaqurban1445 lmao

[@natebit7167]

Matt your edits are absolutely hilarious. I love your reactions to stuff like Pável talking twice at the same time.

[@rdude309]

9:40 LOL EVERYONES IDOL MAJIMA GORO ON THE PLANEEEE

[@dismasthesecond5697]

The male fantasy

[@rdude309]

@@dismasthesecond5697 yes

[@Graknorke]

There was Heartbreak Mermaid playing earlier as well

[@xxstepdaddyxx8992]

Hell yeaaaa

[@lestrokrembe8045]

Mat: dose minimal planning also Mat: "why aren't I shown the way and how do they do so much damage".

[@deathtrooper2048]

The game should show you that you can't go up through there and the damage is faster than story mode or the doomsday heist

[@whonow3486]

@@deathtrooper2048 1. No 2. the 3rd act of the doomsday heist easily shows that you sir, are indeed not a repeat viewer as if you watch his doomsday heist video you see how it is FAR harder. 3. They aren't even that bad, as I've come to realize from watching his videos, he's only really good at speed running story mode. He kinda sucks at everything else he plays :|

[@letsget100subswithoutconte4]

@@whonow3486it’s because he dosent put in a minimum amount of effort. If he had done the disruption missions and scouted the drainage tunnel he would’ve been fine. Even when having thousands of people tell him the best way to go based on the situation he still chose not to listen to them.

[@mrsullied]

The irony of you dancing in silence wearing a t-shirt that says "no music" is delicious

[@justno6759]

I love it when he was complaining about his little human flesh body not setting off the giant magnet mines made for ships

[@sauceboss2210]

Rockstar is the only company that can make a multiplayer game that is more fun solo than with other players.

[@Dannysteam]

Ah yes the CEO perico heist I remember el Rubio calling his island CEO Perico

[@creeperkillere]

Yes the "CEO" perico, I always knew about it.

[@MikeHawk-bg5ss]

Wasnt it called the caillou perico heist, tho?

[@botblitz1017]

Me when I wake up and I'm not dead: 13:45

[@Doxaie]

Love the Gordon Ramsay reference at 21:07

[@samuelguay2]

4:00 Yakuza 0 Heartbreak Mermaid Me: *DANCING*

[@dksenpai1451]

POCKETO BERUNIIIIII

[@goromajima889]

I can’t be the only one going on long with the lyrics and going “chan chan” 😂😂

[@dksenpai1451]

@@goromajima889 Is the best part of the song Majima-Nii-San uwu

[@IsoiVids]

Hey Matt, fun fact: Gun melee can actually be activated by a separate button. Just change the "Light Melee Attack" keybind under "Combat" to what you want your gun melee to be. This is only an issue due to the default for this keybind being "R" but it can be resigned separately from your reload.

[@Swirly1105]

13:34 the wires could've also just been done straight across, good video thus far *thumbs up* the editing on that hacking part *chefs kiss*

[@visual_vacs9147]

1:52 matto showing of his dance moves

[@quietmoment7392]

6:55 is that cheeki breeki playing in the background

[@shadik1998]

АНУ ПОГНАЛИ ПОЦАНЫ

[@memelord1216]

YES!!!

[@roberthouse5535]

7:43 Это было... неожиданно

[@embodyingocean189]

ооо русские

[@LEO70312]

Охуенно!

[@monkahyper]

класс

[@rogo7330]

Это нормально: практиковаться в английском, смотря ДаркВайпера?)

[@roberthouse5535]

Да, если привыкнуть к австралийскому акценту

[@notniko6914]

13:50 I laughed so hard I spit out my orange juice

[@Lennartlisy]

Martin's just such a good editor. I love the stuff u made in collab with him the most

[@ur_momur_mom9372]

"HERE BUILDING, HERE YELLOW DOT, WHERE THE FUCK DOOR" best line ever

[@ncrranger3299]

Ur mom ur mom disowned you

[@ZzDC2]

@@ncrranger3299 your the guy who made someone create the word “party pooper”

[@TZEATS]

9:37 i love how Majima just dancing in the plane XD

[@fialovejbiftek]

That's not dancing. That's hustling.

[@kingeddy7966]

@@fialovejbiftek DO THE HUSTLE!

[@fialovejbiftek]

@@kingeddy7966 exactly

[@gejmsik211]

Such entertaining video, love the edit!

[@c92k54]

really glad this channel is doing that well!

[@sacked5266]

1:53 they should add subtitles that says "music playing", this can really help alot of content creators.... And deaf people

[@tinted8953]

People are disliking it before they've even seen it

[@geesecouchtaming7223]

It was probably some people who thought Matt's speedrun is fake

[@degameboys4725]

@IDKmy BFFnashor Its now 3 some people mis clicked

[@blackcyn238]

they do it with likes too, so nothing strange is happening there

[@internetrambo366]

People are liking it before they've even seen it.

[@jaymills6691]

New to youtube?

[@nonzerobruno438]

Players who already grinded a lot on The Cayo Perico Heist- Hey, I've seen these targets and entrance points before! Matt- What do you mean "seen before"? It's brand new!

[@Chillwave6]

That one guy in chat: "Drainage pipe is a better entrance!!" Bruh he can't scope out that on the first visit

[@ktm125sxbeast]

@@Chillwave6 you can scope it on the first time.

[@Chillwave6]

@@ktm125sxbeast Oh, well then chat either got ignored or Matt didn't bother to go with their plan

[@ktm125sxbeast]

@@Chillwave6 yea for the most part he was ignoring them, plus it can be a bitch to find at first so he may not have wanted to through the effort

[@pnutgamer201]

It’s so infuriating watching Matt play the finale after I played it over 40 times.

[@deleted-user0]

If it makes you more upset, I did my first run and I didn't complete it cause I didn't know about guides online so I ragequit. I guess if matto can do it, I can too

[@pnutgamer201]

@@deleted-user0 yeah anyone can do the heist, it’s just hard to get the hang of.

[@aarondale2175]

For a speedrunner, matto did the heist in the most annoying way possible

[@imajsstove2907]

Lmao

[@desmondwatson9079]

It was his first time playing it.

[@ItsCrayon]

@@desmondwatson9079 Yeah but the most obvious way to play it is stealthy. He complains about the enemies being too tough or there being too many of them when the obvious option is it stealth it all.

[@desmondwatson9079]

@@ItsCrayon Again it was his first time. He didn’t know/have the time to figure out the most optimal ways to play it. Sure his complaints would’ve been mitigated had he taken the extra time to find out different strats, but he’s streaming so I’m sure he felt pressured to do a good job *on his own* while still being entertaining within a certain time frame. “Yeah but the most obvious way to play it was stealthy” You say this as if that’s not what he was trying to do. GTA’s stealth mechanic is complete trash, and when you add the fact that it was a blind play through into the equation it’s understandable that he fails miserably. Unless they watched a tutorial I’m sure at least half the people who played were just as lost as he was. I’m pretty sure you’re speaking from the POV of somebody who already knows how to play the heist optimally. So of course we’re going to point out things he could’ve done better but he didn’t have the same knowledge we do about the heist.

[@ItsCrayon]

@@desmondwatson9079 No, I have not played GTA V in years. I barely keep up with the news of it and I watch DarkViper because I love his content. Now I will say he may have tried more times than the amount showed in the video to stealth it, but from what the video shows he really didn’t try to do that. He just shot those two guys and went “Oh no I didn’t kill them, now everyone wants to kill me”. Considering how many enemies were on the map I can take a pretty good guess that Rockstar really wanted the player/players to do it stealthy. But other aspects of the heist (like not being able to climb up relatively flat slopes) incredibly stupid.

[@LDaniel_BDuce]

50:30 Holy shit that was a clean transition. Almost didn’t notice

[@DISFILIK_9]

I just love when Pavel calls the player kapitan it's just so nice

[@friedrichderhohevonweedman6093]

And this, dear children, is why everyone enters through the drainage pipe and stealths the compound. Fast, efficient, doesn't get's you raging as often.

[@domoslomo1]

Watching Matt try this heist makes me feel better about myself.

[@TEV619]

4:19 took me a moment to realize this was heartbreak mermaid from yakuza

[@dudedogdawg8024]

yakuza lets goooooooooo

[@GermanEpicNoob]

@@dudedogdawg8024 i wish i can hear the Karaoke songs ingame in GTA 5

[@micahbell4774]

Could you not hear the yakuza music in the begining too

[@Chillwave6]

@@GermanEpicNoob Well pc has self radio so if you're willing to go the effort to add songs by mp3 files, you could.

[@Chillwave6]

I think it was another video too where a green screen was seen and they placed 24 Hour Cinderella on it, Matt's editor is a Yakuza fan, I like it

[@amsalmeida9695]

42:10 In chat: "Guzzrich: Has this guy ever played gta? He seems pretty clueless" little does he know...

[@theonlyplain]

i think people just forget story mode exists

[@krystekpasieka771]

13:18 the musci from watch dogs 1 just fit there perfectly😂

[@ItsNineTails]

Disclaimer: This heist is a fucking cake walk

[@mil1992]

@@dxality5909 I hate the set up missions for the heist it’s rly annoying even with the sparrow

[@juniorjunior5442]

@@mil1992 it just gets very repetitive. Heist prep missions take about 30 minutes. Scope out is like 7-10 minutes which will vary on where the velum spawns. Use the bike at the airstrip to quickly get to the communications tower. And the actual heist takes like 10 minutes

[@brycegum_221]

The hardest part of the whole damn heist is hoping the velum doesn’t glitch when you use it to get to the scope out for the island

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@dxality5909 as far as the scope out goes you don't even need to scope the outer targets just in the compound the actual heist can take less then 10 minutes

[@christianmcclellan7491]

You summed the whole heist up perfectly "so inconsistent and weird" but thanks for the 10 mil and counting

[@tomparas2461]

one of the best compliation of random memes youve done

[@pokemon3742]

"he barely even reacted to his head being blown off" now you see Matto, that's because he had no head to react with

[@deviousgourmet3470]

1:24 Is it me or Matto kinda sounds like Josiah Trelawny from RDR2.

[@GamblingAdvocate]

I’ve always thought the same thing

[@memelord1216]

Kinda

[@swannyson8609]

"we all have uncle Steve's who text us" literally just in the middle of a conversation with my uncle Steven 🤣👌

[@shanevanholm2684]

Lmao, that majima dancing at 9:38

[@KingaX5King]

The original Dave is "About as good as can be expected.." The online Dave is the opposite. Also, scope out the drainage tunnel behind the compound and upgrade the Sparrow helicopter inside the Kosatka submarine to get missiles on it.

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

Yea this heist became too easy with the drainage tunnel literally spawning inside the bloody compound if you don't fuck around you can actually do this heist within 10 minutes in and out

[@Nai_101]

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 yep.

[@zacktan1403]

i really like English Dave. dont know why

[@deeznutzganster5651]

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 Hell yea and get 1.8mil alone if u do back to back glitch, and under 8 mins

[@deeznutzganster5651]

@@kurtpunchesthings2411 and elite challenge

[@pwopyt3811]

How long does it take? Without loading screens 30 minutes With loading screens over 10 hours

[@JACK-uh7th]

4:50 i love this , especially being from brum

[@Idkoscar1]

I hate that Oneil setup so much because we know that this had to take place after the house got blown up because Trevor blew it up before he had a relationship with Petrica so the timeline does not line up at all.

[@Mario4736]

No, the house gets repaired in story mode if i am correct, at the end of story mode if you go there it's repaired

[@Idkoscar1]

Mario4736 I have completed story mode and the house is still pretty burned down. And if they rebuilt it, why would it have the same worn down wood texture. I mean it’s most likely rockstar being lazy😂

[@kurtpunchesthings2411]

@@Mario4736 but still the storyline is just fucked Holy shit

[@koenmeeuwesen756]

10:18 That was the perfect opportunity to put the Griefer Jesus theme

[@ck2673]

Nah nah but Eurobeat is too good

[@SpeedySpeedBoy1]

@@ck2673 yes

[@mohammadhashemizad3890]

I love seeing yakuza references. Hope he'll play them one day.

[@Chillwave6]

He seems to have 6 editors so yeah with the random references to it, from the green screen 24 Hour Cinderella to well, Heartbreak Mermaid in the club, I want to see him try. After all the average new player thought of it is "Japanese GTA"

[@TheKartoffel101]

2:54 "you obviously have to to know something about or you couldn't tie your shoes" - a wise man

[@casperkeijts4789]

I like that matto puts eurobeat in driving sections

[@zeeshaan7863]

This video's editing is imo one of the best out there, whoever edited this deserves a raise.

[@BobTheMartin]

:)

[@djhokage1]

Ah yes, the heist where many people got a taste of being a speedrunner to be able to generate millions of money in less than an hour

[@stupidmonkey8057]

@xBirds one... there is only one that you can do in an hour and make millions. Any other heist sans the glitch doesn't get out a million. And solo no less..

[@yandwl4162]

@@stupidmonkey8057 yep idk what the other guy is talking about I can enjoy GTA Online but to say it isnt grindy and straight up annoying at times would be a lie

[@djhokage1]

@xBirds You mean all the others where you can solo a heist in 50 minutes? I see, i see.

[@stupidmonkey8057]

@@yandwl4162 haha like even if you have 4 friend's to you still have the loading tomes from hell after every mission. Even the casino crap takes hours and you need reliable people.

[@stupidmonkey8057]

@xBirds yeah and with glitches I can make Billions using the Bogdan heist in an hour... The original comment mentioned making millions and your comment said all heists fit in That definition.

[@t3ddy740]

Just realize how contradicting gta online is to the gta series but this man makes it fun I love your content

[@isolatedmuffin7943]

50:31 - Nostalgia 📈📈📈

[@Foxxleff]

2:20 true comedy

[@gameygamerson2204]

Matt: why is there just gold everywhere? Me: don’t complain, trust me

[@potatoedeets450]

Bro, our online characters are like identical. That's so cool. I just found your channel like last week.

[@Uh_0h.]

That watch dogs 2 stream was on my birthday, and Matto said happy birthday. Still remember that shit🖤

[@h1satoda1ju31]

Moment I heard Heading to Kamuro Hills I knew this would be a banger

[@JakeIsLearning]

The editing for this is flawless

[@Dr3eew]

The transition when you jumped in the water was clean

[@leginamon3984]

7:42 Reference 😳

[@ernestochefujara2709]

just found this channel and binge watching it. Thanks for making my covid depression bearable DarkViperAU

[@theLoveRocketjr]

38:45 I’m imagining the MGS sound effects as you heal up and equip armor.

[@Kellestial]

Him walking into the music locker with sound off is just an alternate version of Birdbox

[@lilcurry4464]

I love how u used the Yakuza Kiwami 2 MUSIC!!!! :)

[@TheRightShark]

Nah that was the yakuza 0 version of the song, the kiwami 2 version is more vocaloid

[@YirbyBond00Y]

Same with MGS2/3 Music

[@rdude309]

Look at majima on 9:40 Still want matt to play yakuza

[@BobTheMartin]

:)

[@-SoonerorLater]

@@TheRightShark What? I don’t remember that song ever being on Yakuza 0

[@arne3544]

dude, i love the editing in this video!