the guy who did 1 night in jail

why is this every guy in the movies who got bailed out of jail.
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[@TrevorWallace]

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[@awfvil2717]

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[@nicolefreeman4386]

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[@garissonmcclintick5274]

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[@mickflip2131]

“The guy who never left his hometown part 3”

[@Hubert4515]

please

[@reyb6094]

Yes please

[@JafacaksWasTaken]

@@reyb6094 he means thats what this is

[@ariav7727]

he probably talks like this kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnqYiGWvj9CpjJI

[@NightMare-tp6fw]

Not really tho

[@sarmeddangerous6462]

The guy who bought condoms for the first time

[@benbalmforth2117]

he's gotta make this video

[@albertspecht7374]

@@benbalmforth2117 community has to like this comment so he sees it hahhha would be great for sure

[@akudowells869]

YESSIR

[@calebdautel5691]

PLEASE

[@nkiyama8437]

Amazing how Trevor's video exist without him even filming it. Just come up with a fitting title and you good to go

[@jessemorris5125]

Showed this to my homeboy who did 17 1/2 yrs. He freakin lost it!! We were both crying laughing 😂😂😂

[@googlename7943]

Wtf so many ex cons in the comments

[@jessemorris5125]

@@googlename7943 I’m not an ex con but my homie is. And we both thought this is hilarious

[@googlename7943]

@@jessemorris5125 what did he do to get 17 years?

[@jessemorris5125]

@@googlename7943 Manslaughter. He was getting jumped by 7 ppl and had a knife and used it. And there was no self defense law(stand your ground) at the time when it happened. They couldn’t get him for 1st or 2nd degree murder but him having a knife on him, taking someone out made it manslaughter.

[@googlename7943]

@@jessemorris5125 that's so fucked up. poor man. your country's legal system is a joke no offense. not that ours is any good either.

[@blakerobnson]

“my phone is still charging: 47%” 😂

[@eljefe9652]

That might have been the best line!

[@tomasdelcampo2]

Is that an agent 47 joke?

[@luke8986]

@@tomasdelcampo2 not at all

[@asmodeuskingofdemons]

Tbh I feel like this was shade at iPhones for not having fast charge

[@luke8986]

@@asmodeuskingofdemons no, 💀💀 he was saying that because he was in jail for such a short amount of time, his phone was still charging

[@dibi6138]

Do the “I was gonna go into the military but..” guy

[@Limerick.]

yesss

[@kilow9220]

Yesssss

[@steelrarebit7387]

That could literally be this guy. "I was gonna go into the military but, ya know with my rap sheet they were scared that I'd kick the crap out of the drill sergeants."

[@gary9337]

I was gonna go into the military but they said I was too reckless 💪

[@lukewhitt6849]

I was gana go to the military but u could end up in jail ethier way.

[@jayzayproductions5454]

I did 30 days in county jail last summer and I actually hate how accurate this is lol. I talked about it for weeks after getting out

[@shobhit2197]

30 days is crazy tho lol

[@gordonfeetman445]

To be fair 30 days is pretty long.

[@grimmashley8422]

How does Trevor have such a strong understanding of all these niche types of douchey white guys?

[@TheDennys21]

@@gordonfeetman445 not really no, 30 years is pretty long.

[@TheDennys21]

What did u do?

[@RyanTheLeader]

Trevor wouldn’t last an actual night in jail unlike me a true criminal

[@andrewfrazier9290]

Lmao

[@piAustin]

criminally sexy ;)

[@avaveneziano]

mhm

[@G0ddEityawesome]

Your crime is probably for being a simp

[@someiggashit8654]

You couldn't even protect your sis from only fans and her bf

[@TheAndre2131]

"if you can't shit in front of other people, you can't be shit....in front of other people" - Trevor 2021

[@Literally___Me]

Entrepreneur followed that motto but he thought that it was “eat shit”

[@hinamatsuro1908]

@Alec Baloun please no don't get a tattoo

[@Someidiotthatplayspiano]

@@hinamatsuro1908 it was a quote from the video and also why are you mad about some random guy getting a tattoo.

[@atxmatt2510]

Just got it tatted!

[@noahjohns7954]

@Brandon Hoyos Saldana just like you

[@barisbasar3909]

When I was 17 I had a guy in my footballteam. He once when we were bowling as a team event he casually came to our coach and said "hey coach, Im very sorry, but I cant play this weekend. I have to go to jail for 2 nights." we thought he was joking. He had been caught driving without license and didnt comolete his social working hours. Therefore he really needed to sit for two nights. It was so damn funny you cant imagine. Because he normally was a really fine guy

[@mr.oculus3834]

He forgot to text every girl in his phone to let em know he just got out of jail. "yo girl, i just got out, and you're the only one I thought of while I was locked up." x100

[@Owenm907]

4 me, x0 XD

[@Owenm907]

lol

[@kayskel5610]

Underated comment

[@quietdavid]

“It’s lonely in the joint”

[@Devinity08]

Lol

[@myczxr]

one night in jail: *i didn't drop the soap. not even once. i'm so badass*

[@ClassyCat06]

probably didn't take a shower either

[@triggerhxppy]

i dropped it on purpose

[@StupiderWithAB]

Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

[@jxg0314]

Yeah, because if you were good ass you would have got it.

[@linus855]

they have soap in jail?

[@Me-wx1mt]

"What are you reading?" "the bible, I'm a man of the lord" "you're Jewish" "I... converted" this part was hilarious. I mean, I can't blame him. He couldn't get a Torah.

[@darkscythe3874]

Couldn’t get any Torahs in prison

[@ccdccd2708]

nobody: elementary school kids after their first detention:

[@TrevorWallace]

lmaoooooo

[@sortadecent8230]

Nah most of the elementary kids in detention are just retards lmao. Back when I was going to detention daily there were just people who would say some stupid shit ALL THE TIME like “i KnOw YoU aRe BuT wHaT aM i?” Whenever I would talk to them. Would annoy the shit out of people 😂. Now you may be wondering who tf asked me. And to that I say, good question. I guess I just thought I’d share.

[@linus855]

@@sortadecent8230 bet you can’t spell “icup”

[@linus855]

I remember getting detention in the 4th grade for slapping some guy when arguing about my socks “being gay”, the chump told the teacher, then I got called by some guy to walk with him, I ask the person walking me “am I in trouble” he said “‘no”, I was like “hell yeah free slap”, next thing I know I’m sitting on some chair facing the wall listening to him absolutely betraying me and instantly calling my father, I immediately started crying, rapid breathing, waving my arms around dramatically, shaking the chair around, for like 3 hours thinking, my dad thought it was funny, while I was still slightly crying in the car I told him what happened, he said “the socks are pretty fucking stupid though”, my mom was not amused with me, but my dad thought it was funny, that’s probably still on my school record, coming back the day after the next thinking I was the coolest guy to ever exist, yeah I got detention, yeah I had a breakdown about it, but Matthew doesn’t need to know that, fucking matthew

[@clintfischer1057]

@@linus855 Fck Matthew !

[@leyroy1289]

"My phone still charging, 47%" Lol felt that

[@bikingwithben6789]

It’s the most underrated line in this video

[@madeinheaven387]

Yeah the 5v1a right......

[@satoshinakamoto7253]

turn off lower power mode when charging

[@satoshinakamoto7253]

@@bikingwithben6789 turn off lower power mode when charging

[@aceshi6638]

☠️ that one hit

[@landingswithlexi3756]

Having worked at a jail this is hilarious! 😂😂 Some of the most “hard acting” inmates I ever dealt with were the ones in jail on some petty charges like back child support or driving with a suspended license lol. They always felt the need to prove themselves. 🤦🏾‍♀️ The ones booked in on murder, homicide, robbery, etc don’t have to do all that to prove themselves.

[@NotEvenOverThere]

Cause they already proved themselves

[@tannerburggraf7926]

Proved they are a drain on people who have jobs that pay for there meals while they're locked up lol

[@CloseYourBrownEyes]

I mean, it's weird that your giving props to people that committed heinous crimes but.. Wait, maybe you shouldn't give them any props, period. It's weird.

[@The1Mustache3]

Bot. All bots

[@ErikWidmann]

I was in over a year waiting on court with some crazies, and the dudes coming in that "it ain't my first time" were all like this. Especially the ones who were in for throwing their pregnant GFs down stairs. Luckily all charges dropped for me.

[@EscapePlanSkateboarding]

"That's all I got. I ran outta time." 🤣

[@brianelliott6770]

Whats up checkmark

[@darthradon]

Haha j made it devil 666 funny pog

[@lifeinchristchristiancente7567]

777

[@camouflagedvirus5276]

@@darthradon 666 fr stupid

[@Cherdleys]

You’ve been showing off ur muscles lately and i aint mad

[@frizzttymto]

TRUTH

[@fvckyourmom710]

isn’t he a lil qt, like you

[@thelastyeetbender4429]

when are YOU gonna show us your muscles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@noir66146]

selfish.

[@callmeqt1269]

@@fvckyourmom710 what wait no I thought I was the qt.

[@dave2808]

I remember my brother was like that for awhile. He didn’t go to jail, he was just proud of drugs and partying, stuff like that. I just sat looking at him and telling him “you know you’re a tool right?”

[@jessipinkman8444]

Yeah that’s basically everyone i know at this point lmao😭 I’m not against those things at all but the whole reason of doing them is to have fun, they don’t make you “rebellious” or some shit😭 Your brother needed to hear that fs🤝

[@LoganAllec]

GUESS WHO'S OUT 🧐

[@imasock6627]

who

[@llab3903]

Everybody knows it’s you pretty boy. Take your 15 minutes humbly

[@Innocuousmale]

Does this person thoroughly enjoy board games?

[@YUNG_G33ZY]

Bobby schmurda

[@brooksdavis2509]

You

[@chanceytheyoungin]

One time my ex went to jail for less than 24 hours and said “food tastes so good ever since i got out” 😂

[@x.vmp1re.m0ney.x]

😆

[@thecoconutgum]

That says a lot about jails lol

[@nurain-gamergirl4965]

Did u ask him about his gay experience there?am sure it would be james charles’ish

[@azuanazman7504]

basically Trevor did a skits about your ex 😂

[@UnmarkedPrescriptionBottle]

What did they do

[@Just_Call_Me_Pagton]

3:12 it made me laugh so hard when he switched from smoking to a man of the lord in 10 seconds

[@lp2033]

"If you can't shit in front of people you cant be shit...infront of people. DAMN...." lmaoooo

[@iidoughnutholes3087]

That’s deep-

[@davedays]

that line had me dying

[@zyrx08]

@@davedays yooooo whats up brooo

[@miguelrodriguezacevedo8927]

Honestly if he really did get that tattooed on him I wouldn't even be mad

[@purkatopics2877]

It is almost as good as Ryan's Quote: "If your life is shit, well, then learn how to wipe"

[@tabithaparrish8305]

My little sister did 12 hours in the drunk tank and the next morning she called me and this is 1,000,000% accurate. She still talks about the time she went to prison. 🤣

[@kristofnagy7813]

Drunk tank 😆

[@Nietabs]

Drunk tank?

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

@@Nietabs Probably public intoxication or a dui

[@roidblitzed]

@@Merulae being drunk

[@instant-happiness1404]

Shes converted now

[@trashcanjoe4902]

It’s funny cause I’ve spent 1 night in jail and I tell the story often, but only to tell people how much it sucked having to walk like several hours early in the morning, hoping I was going in the right direction, super hungover to get back to my car 😂

[@Sparks2490]

Viking pfp viking pfp

[@andrewiglinski148]

Lol this is real. I was locked up for like 3 days and they let me out at like 3am, and I walked like 4 hours 180 degrees from where I was trying to go before figuring it out lol.

[@JustLikeYou.]

“Yeah I converted, couldn’t get a Torah in prison” has me dead lmao

[@AlIskanderZhao]

While he's holding the old testament lmao

[@therealneji]

He said tour

[@YouKnowMeDuh]

@@AlIskanderZhao Had me W E A K 🤣

[@JustLikeYou.]

@@therealneji nah he said Torah because he is Jewish, the Torah is the holy book of Judaism 🤟

[@UnknowableDandelion]

It’s funny because the Bible has the Torah in it lmfao

[@Drago0025]

The real crime here is that this man left his phone on the charger for a whole night and it's only at 47%

[@sarapinto9589]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅

[@johnnyvivic8730]

Probly one of those eBay cords that only works if you jam it in and out of the phone 4 times, cus at it, push it sideways, and then prop your phone up against the wall with the cord underneath.

[@Drago0025]

@@johnnyvivic8730 Bro I don't even remember making this comment but yeah prob

[@jokarspekzz1225]

@@Drago0025 bruh he said they couldn't pay the light bill since he's was locked so that makes sense why it was only at 47% 🤣

[@JK-uj8ur]

The contact isn't good. Just charges intermittently in short spurts. Bad for the battery too.

[@NicDunn]

I'm convinced that all of Trevor's "guy who" skits are based on either guys he knows or guys he is

[@dedly_bloom]

Trevor loved his In-N-Out sooo much they need to sponsor him 😂

[@CooperBMX]

Didnt expect me to see you here

[@StupiderWithAB]

Do you want to laugh? If you do then check out my sarcastic comedy videos 😀🙌😀🙌😀🙌

[@trollsdontgetblocked9941]

@@StupiderWithAB you aren’t funny

[@alfonsoa1292]

@@trollsdontgetblocked9941 you aren’t funny either

[@f_a_t_c_a_t]

@@alfonsoa1292 you aren't funny either

[@TimeBucks]

And now this is a masterpiece

[@vexrtym]

Imagine having only 1 reply

[@Smokerup]

Imagine having 2 replies

[@vexrtym]

@@Smokerup 3

[@Smokerup]

@@vexrtym make it 4

[@vexrtym]

@@Smokerup make it 5

[@kylelloyd4437]

Lol dude you are so spot on lmao. I love all the subtle things about jail, the personal trainer, the finding God, all of it was great.

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

How do you have the perfect face for every type of person who ever existed??

[@Jeffery99]

Good acting

[@aminthemist]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@yoinkface6516]

He looks like a default character

[@saketpatil9969]

This guy doesn't fit in the character, the character fits in him.

[@jerm2867]

No homo

[@Andrew52_52]

Wonder what his real personality is

[@Figey_2022]

"Step character, what are you doing?"

[@saketpatil9969]

@@Figey_2022 hahahahhahahaha that was funny 🤣🤣

[@deionjohn5904]

Or characters 🥸

[@Fefeyon]

“Is that ur ringtone?” Trevor: “Nah, it’s a lifestyle” Relate to this 💯 4:00

[@SMVallyrie7886]

Which song is it

[@SebTakesOver]

@@SMVallyrie7886 locked up - akon

[@DesertDingle]

"I picked up smoking in jail" *inserts match into mouth and lights it *throws away match "I quit i'm a man of the lord now"

[@t1ny723]

Ik that part got me dead

[@chongus3092]

LMAOOOOO

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Yep, that's in the video

[@rorigillmore141]

wow that really was in there? thanks for pointing it out

[@him1517]

@@rorigillmore141 yeah very surprising, I almost missed it

[@reptilelvr10]

I work in a jail. This is accurate af. And a majority of guys like this are crying most of the time 😂

[@tomoe8118]

Damn

[@patrickbledsoe2176]

Your 100% right

[@cholericimp1358]

Police motherfucker. Chug antifreeze

[@SabrinaRina]

Probably the most purifying cry which is why they get such a weird high.

[@The_Only_Juan]

Damn, who outs themselves as a CO like that, put yourself on blast homie, not a good look.

[@Dr.KarenMarsh]

“ITS A BELT!!!” “I’m all buckled up.” Lmao

[@Chickin]

as a person that spent a night in jail, this so untrue, i spent my time solving calculus equations that were written on the walls, take me back

[@Mobidyfid]

This is actually accurate, lmao. People actually be writing equations on the walls in county

[@azz75sl]

@@Mobidyfid theres not much that you won’t find written on the walls in county.

[@dmgedits1086]

I got locked up for a year and I didn’t act like that when I got out lmao 😂

[@azz75sl]

@@dmgedits1086 of course lol thats the joke. Its a dunning kreuger type thing, its the people that barely got a taste that act like hard asses. People that were down for at least a few months learn what acting harder than you are gets you.

[@dmgedits1086]

@@azz75sl Ik that 😂

[@stedfast5468]

This was my brother, literally! And he did 6 days in city, not county.😂 I myself went to prison from 1994 to 2003, and besides my full body being sleeved, you would never know I did that much time. I don't even think about being there. Moved on and became a productive citizen.

[@dopemusic6414]

Respect for avoiding that hell hole. I imagine for most people who experience prison one time experience is enough to never come back.

[@SMD-si7fm]

@@dopemusic6414 lol. Theres a reason people go back. Once you're in the system its hard as fuck to get out. You wouldn't believe the little shit you do daily would break probation rules. Break probation, and you're in for 30 days.

[@x.vmp1re.m0ney.x]

@@dopemusic6414 It's pretty easy to go back to jail, it's pretty easy to break probation and it sucks, I myself never went to jail but ya know family and some friends. It's like if you even exist you break probation.

[@reninatrimble3153]

My cousins dad got put in ever since like I wanna say 2015 or like 2016

[@hippityhoppitygetoffmyprop9121]

What u get locked up for

[@The_DerpGamer]

Dominic Mysterio's new gimmick:

[@erenjeager5290]

“He’s grown so much” “That’s plastic” “Been gone for so long I can’t tell the difference”

[@frostyfrostbite406]

Thats what it should have been

[@grace-zb5zx]

you were in a cell too eren

[@awsomealien234]

“Everything looks so different” “No, it’s the exact same” 😂😂

[@D.S.44]

Quiznos ?

[@abdulabadkumbati664]

"When I first went into jail, my initial thought was I'm gonna come out here as a rapper, but those verses didn't work out. So.. **flicks finger on Bible** Had to check out these verses." 3:20 I'm wheezing 😂

[@iamthelostsavant]

Fr

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

It's scary how real his acting is

[@sterlingarcher8041]

lol

[@mattearenzi8972]

ikrr

[@notfunny007]

Legend

[@arthurshahzad7786]

“If you can’t shit in front of people then you can’t be shit in front of people”, that’s honestly the wisest piece of advice I’ve ever heard

[@drumerdude2]

I can but I haven’t been in yet to do it

[@TheDennys21]

Even if you can shit in front of people you shouldn't be shit, in front of people.

[@DankestSnail]

I fell on my ass laughing when he said "you get that letter I sent you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samwich2596]

This seems like the same guy that never left his hometown

[@JacqueCRISCOsd]

Loser comes in a variety of flavors.

[@nataliehortin7883]

Nah...that guy's been to jail for more than 24 hours a couple times😆😉

[@zfin87]

“It just feels so good to eat real food again” ‘you were gone for two meals’

[@justinbrown5098]

I think it's funny that he called Quizno's real food though

[@popelidups9217]

Yeah that's on the video, were not deaf

[@ps92809]

@@popelidups9217 You don't know that

[@rosskilbride6657]

Dominick Mysterio, lol 😂

[@felipereyes8269]

I’m surprised he didn’t do the whole “I’m not going back” trope. And act like he’s doing some highly criminal shit lol

[@soohyunlee3555]

I feel like the recent skits are just to flex his muscles ngl lol

[@nihilist1280]

lol what muscles?

[@Logan-bh8tc]

They definetly are

[@devinnice2409]

bro hes kidding😂

[@chachawho435]

@@nihilist1280 dude def has muscle but not enough to be bragging about in a non comedic setting

[@nihilist1280]

@@chachawho435 He has muscles because he has low body fat so they are more refined, but he's not working out.

[@tyslavjakov29]

I did 1.8 years in jail in Australia and I felt like this XD

[@someone-tw3kd]

Wht u did bro

[@sinclairj7492]

Congratulations

[@xiiza6268]

I did 6 weeks in WA haha I wouldn't shut up about it for a whole year 😂

[@tyslavjakov29]

@@someone-tw3kd extremism related charge I guess is one way of putting it

[@tyslavjakov29]

@@xiiza6268 I was so scared when I went it made me grow up but I guess you feel a little proud of getting out

[@combat2064]

"those verses didn't work out so...had to check out these verses" BARS

[@mcmahansshorts6097]

Dominik Mysterio is typing .......✍️

[@zackaryb1013]

Had to check if anyone was gonna mention Dominik lmao

[@ShadowTwister28]

"If you cant shit in front of people, you can't be shit in front of people" That was actually a pretty decent proverb😂💯

[@Gigachad-mk8bd]

*Gets out* “Man it feels just like it was just yesterday when I got locked up”

[@sortadecent8230]

Underrated af.

[@troesler81]

WWE seen this and said I have an idea for Dominic Mysterio.

[@justinmanns5229]

He protecc, he attacc, but he ain’t neva goin back

[@That_dude_Jax]

Lol

[@r0b]

⚰️😂

[@projectm3hh650]

How did this comment get buried

[@therandomist1054]

yoooo wassup rob

[@user-qh5jk1mn5i]

wow it’s rob from the hit show rob made by rob watched by rob starring rob rob and rob no way

[@zaiite7051]

tell Noah I said hi

[@ittookme90daystochangemyna15]

Woah never expected you here

[@noahsnotnoah1354]

4:10 yo wth i have the same plant bruh

[@MamaSwole]

"wanna hear a poem I wrote while I was in there?" "No?"

[@shaneglasgow857]

Ooh very clever! You watched the video. WHAT?! You took it a STEP FURTHER and listened to the video. HOLD UP!!! YOU EVEN MEMORIZED A FEW LINES AND POSTED THEM WOW!!!!!!!

[@mishapereda890]

@@shaneglasgow857 calm down pal

[@mywifesboyfriend5807]

@@shaneglasgow857 REEEEEEEEEEEE

[@nate9147]

@@shaneglasgow857 I see people quoting what he says gets you triggered

[@schematicb5393]

69th like; lets goooo

[@TristenHernandez]

“Phone is still charging 47%” ⚰️

[@guillermoluna1408]

"Then why do I keep watering it?"😂😂

[@eaglesguy7421]

Having family members in and out of Jail i can confirm this is 100% accurate.😂

[@him1517]

damn you good man?

[@DracoGod05]

your family okay?

[@jonnnnniej]

Hope you can break the cycle, wish you the best!

[@TheDennys21]

Oh you mean mob family, right?

[@johanneskemp3516]

"if you can't be shit in front of people, you can't be shit...

[@kaspersmilez]

In jail you shit in front of people

[@nuzari3]

Imagine listening to the video and not getting the quote right immediately after...

[@pimpsk8er3702]

no one shits infront of anyone in jail we all used a shit sheet

[@kaspersmilez]

@@pimpsk8er3702 You went to a daycare

[@pimpsk8er3702]

@@kaspersmilez and then??

[@Jay-ml2hd]

This Dominik Mysteryo but he was in for couple hours lol 😂

[@raymundoo2879]

"I haven't seen my daughter in so long" "You don't have a daughter"

[@danielheathers1504]

Is that your ringtone? No, it’s a lifestyle

[@GigaJayJay]

Dominic Mysterio in a nut shell lol

[@DankPhett]

ex con dom’s the best heel in the ‘E rn

[@ginjaninja2118]

1:52 very relatable

[@KimberlyJay]

“I picked up smoking while I was in there too” ..”That’s a match”..”I’m a man of God now”..😂 gets me everytime lol

[@Jakblade]

Ok. He had me with the “I think that’s the dude that locked me up” 😂😂

[@Zygiah]

I had a friend like this he went to boot camp tho 🤣

[@valeriavalencia9529]

😂😂😂😂

[@sortadecent8230]

@the missile skud dude what u mean? People get treated horribly in jail. Also this message isn’t me trying to pick a fight I’m just seriously wondering what u mean.

[@Samuel-xs2yv]

@the missile skud you're the guy OP was talking about lmao

[@chickysausages]

@the missile skud thank you for your cervix boot

[@jackieversa5470]

I'm being forced to go there against my will. Is it bad?

[@mushfiqursiddique8231]

"John 316, that was actually my cell mate" LMAOOOOOO

[@GOTH_JAY_1]

Dominick Mysterio’s Current gimmick

[@georgea6438]

“If you can’t shit in front of people than you’ll be never be shit in front of people” I felt that.

[@lukemiller83]

“If you can’t shit in front of people you can’t be shit... in front of people.”

[@noahzalameda1522]

This is modern-day Dominik Mysterio in WWE

[@theactualdarthvader]

“i picked up smoking too” “nope that’s a match” *lights match* “that’s still a match” 🤣

[@TheDennys21]

"There was a pandemic when i went in, did they find the cure yet?"

[@lukewagoner3516]

2:09 that sandwich look good

[@vinceramirez6963]

“You were gone for 2 meals” Fucking rolling lol

[@mauricebeaujon2960]

"It's plastic" "Then why do I keep watering it?" relatable

[@ejgj8894]

“…Then why do I keep watering it?..” 😂😂😂

[@android-user]

"Is that your ringtone? No it's a lifestyle!"

[@lululuar]

🤣

[@chomapa]

I have never seen a playground like that in my entire existence

[@spookyvanillabean3618]

Looks like a gym playground

[@jeffkaplan6284]

There’s a lot of them where i live

[@mkiwas]

I live in the uk and those things are in every town

[@sharplily]

I take it you've never gone to Mexico?

[@filipgrasberg9333]

Where are you from? Here in Sweden they are everywhere.

[@randygod1]

How am I only finding this dude now??? He is HILARIOUS! Loving these videos

[@vernaux4268]

“they got me buckled up” AND YOU GOT ME CHUCKLED UP

[@dragonthingy4843]

... I want to knuckle up with you for stealing my joke that you thought of before I did.

[@JakeHart-gy4nd]

2:33 they literally called me chopstick while i was locked up because i’m skinny asf i laughed my ass off at that one

[@natas74d7]

My friends call me chopstick cus I'm Asian and skinny af

[@mikyasmaregie3067]

"If you can't shit infront of people, you can't be shit ... In front of people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Keziah2447178]

“I was in the cell, my life I tried to sell” “Okay” 💀

[@adamdelalutz6116]

Bars

[@schematicb5393]

Ran outta time lmao

[@blicce9597]

“Dude my phone is still charging, 47% 🔋” lmaooo 😂

[@jcantu0]

This Dirty Dom when he did “hard time.”

[@claudixxangel]

The "oh no" at the beginning was so real.

[@derekmortensen1665]

You were gone for two meals!🤣🤣🤣

[@user-yu5wn5xh4r]

“I just lost track of time, but i still did my time” 👌this man has amazing deliveries of his lines, it’s crazy

[@roycevdsilva]

Trevor is Underrated Asf

[@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes]

So when said "it's a lifestyle" that's where I lost it 😂💀💀

[@DVD927]

I’ve known guys who act like this when they get a girlfriend, they have to refer to their girlfriend all the time. Like yep we get it, you finally have a girlfriend at age 45. Congrats.

[@johnnyvivic8730]

That's called having a girlfriend for all the wrong reasons.

[@ColoradoStreaming]

Yeah man or they do shit like hang out with their girl then not wash their hands the entire day then make you smell their fingers. Legit had a buddy to that...

[@YYZed12]

@@ColoradoStreaming he make you smell that??? Lmaooo

[@themilkmanv1148]

The guy who got a stern talking to from the school security