The Happening Riffed Movie Review

M. Night's The Happening. So bad it's good. What? No!
Maybe. Okay it is.
With Marky Mark and a less than Funky Bunch.
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[@thestrippingmermaid8593]

i just dont get it, how is it possible that this channel has such "few" subs and so good reviews with heart and humor. There are review channels where an AI voice reads a review and they´ve got a milion... i just dont get it, hope this channel gets the milion it deserves.

[@arthurcrimmins8182]

Detective recap here, today, we're looking at a survival, horror movie, called (insert unknown movie title.)

[@thestrippingmermaid8593]

@@arthurcrimmins8182 exactly!

[@MachineD3vil]

KI voice?

[@thestrippingmermaid8593]

@@MachineD3vil sorry, i meant AI

[@whiteboard7thstreet]

Because he doesn’t do the slimey things needed to get your video to more people, for example he doesn’t try and make clickbait thumbnails, he doesn’t tag the video with any unrelated tags, when he posts he probably clicks “alert all subscribers” instead of leaving it blank (makes it so the video gets to your subs, but it doesn’t get too much farther in the algorithm) etc.

[@Palmieres]

This movie was Birdemic with a budget - like everything, from the "successful young male protagonist with a huge brain", to the dopey love interest who has no real personality and lines the poor actress(es) can't make work, to the absurd dialogue and the crazy woodsman who explains the antagonists' motivations. I'm surprised the greenhouse dude didn't say he had to get back to his tree house because he heard a mountain lion. It's just so damn awful. Edit - love you, NewBee!

[@cyberpunkchloe9]

Comparing this to Birdemic is kinda Acceptable but noT Birdemic has low Quality Poor Cinematography Boring Dialogues Boring story no one would enjoy it But The Happening atleast I considered a good film and Good to watch with Friends You can compared Birdemic to Amazing Bulk there u Go

[@grapeshot]

I know a lot of people didn't like this movie but they like the Bird Box and these two movies have a very similar theme.

[@mylife-23]

Birdbox did it better

[@charlespuruncajas9663]

@@mylife-23 is that a joke? Bird Box made The Happening look like a masterpiece

[@mylife-23]

@@charlespuruncajas9663 I prefer birdbox. Everyone can have their own opinion.

[@dancer4lyfe424]

@@mylife-23 nah both are mediocre

[@michaelthomas5433]

Birdbox was also bad. Happy?

[@MrFaceNumeroUno]

Hey there fellow flora-pocalypse survivor! Just remember to say nice things to house plants lol. Thanks for the video! Keep up the great work and as always it's a 10/10 for me!

[@nikkibeacth]

What do you say to the salad in your plate tho?

[@MrFaceNumeroUno]

@@nikkibeacth "I'm SORRY!" or "sustainably sourced I swear!" Lol but by then it's too drowned and drunk on bleu cheese dressing to feel it lol

[@the_once-and-future_king.]

Wouldn't the plants target vegans primarily as they eat their relatives?

[@cobes11]

And us who eat meat are killing the animals that eat the grass.

[@minuette1752]

Well we tear down forests and rain forests like it does not matter. Logging sucks. At least there are no Ents.

[@Palmieres]

Not really. Trees evolved to have fruits (and especially sweet or very nutritional fruits) so animals would consume them and help spread the seeds. Many plants reproduce without the need for fruit but some evolved purposely in order to be desirable food. By eating plants we're just following their plan. It's when we get rid of them by cutting them that we're screwing with their designs.

[@tonyabrookes9931]

No, because everyone eats or uses plants one way or another

[@tonyabrookes9931]

@@Palmieres exactly, they are "designed" to be eaten

[@LordoftheFliers]

Your review was WWWAAAYYY more entertaining and enjoyable than the actual movie. How does one go from the mind blowing Sixth Sense to Killer Kale???

[@juandiegocorton9778]

Maybe the resolution wasnt the best but this movie had some very tense and disturbing moments. And anothers non intentional funny ones. Mark does what he can with the lines that he was given.

[@marie-helenemartel7147]

I never would have guessed with the clue you gave us earlier. Awesome review as always. Ty for your hard work.

[@LaceyAnn]

This movie was hilarious but I gotta say, that old woman actually scared the crap out of me, she was amazing

[@MrFaceNumeroUno]

I'm old enough that I call him Marky Mark by force of habit lol

[@YuzuruA]

me too

[@suchwow.2786]

Im at the point where I wish you were my lecturer for all of my subjects at university. You're amazing!

[@agingerbeard]

Dang KZbin not notifying me... oh well this review had me chuckling as always, thanks for sharing 😃🖒🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[@adamconnelly1957]

The Goofy howl when the construction worker jumped got me. lol @1:35

[@gwolfe333]

Thank you for doing the zoom in's on your edits it smooths it out and makes it less jarring. Please update us if Markey Mark shows up at your house.

[@AHMEDGAIUSROME]

I don't understand why ppl hate it, i loved that movie and it depicted how real ppl react in crazy situations. Not cool and hero like, but stupid and paranoid !

[@michaelthomas5433]

What? Nooo..?

[@ziggystatdust6008]

Uhh, how about the horrible script, horrible acting, horrible pacing, horrible plot, I could go on

[@tonyabrookes9931]

Agreed, one of my favorites

[@saleconomos473]

Yes going out on a limb here...I loved it and it haunted me for days.

[@crystalsmith5330]

I too still refer to him as Marky Mark

[@shahzaibsadiq1367]

You should do a review for The Exorcist. As a Halloween special.

[@randomguy9837]

Who needs notifications when I’m scrolling through KZbin and catch the vid 1 minute after upload

[@flamewarrior1171]

I would love to see a review of either The Stuff or Killer Klowns from outer space one day Other than that I really enjoy your vids!

[@lotrgirl275]

I laughed so hard in the cinema when in his latest shitshow movie he snuck "what happened??!" into the dialogue lol #forevertraumatized

[@katjosephperez8772]

Marky Mark just sounds like he’s comically lying or being sarcastic about not stealing

[@robinslate95]

Please keep these going. You make my day. I wish funny cleanish channels like yours got more attention!

[@mr.cringe2.059]

"O brother where art thou " please mannn

[@YuzuruA]

4:30 "so you take your fucking kid and leave the attitude" this was just so me wanting to yell at the theater

[@imogenx9145]

When hayfever kicks in, I'm also convinced the plants are plotting against us.

[@theNewBee]

Those evil bastards!

[@impofstpete727]

My only complaint? You missed an obvious "It's Raining Men" joke at 1:46.

[@theNewBee]

Nostalgia critic did it so I went with something else

[@ParadigmShifted]

Just randomly watched this a few days ago. This isn’t the first time you’ve done this….I think I need to go hide in my closet with a tinfoil hat on my head. No but really - fantastic video as always :) and more weird shit happens in PA than y’all know. 😂 Oh! I have a fantastic suggestion for a zombie movie for non zombie & zombie movie fans -- Fido ((Billy Connolly & Carrie Anne Moss))

[@madalene7724]

I’ve never heard of the movie, “Fido”, so after reading your comment I went and watched the trailer. Looks interesting, so thank for the recommendation and let’s hope the New Bee does a review on this different style of zombie movie.

[@ParadigmShifted]

@@madalene7724 I had no clue what it was when a friend had me watch it one night. But once I did I loved it, it’s so different from everything else. It’s like taking pleasentville, zombieland, and the walking dead and throwing them into a blender 😂 that was the best way I could think of describing it. But definitely watch it. It’s fantastic & I know his review would be a riot lol

[@ParadigmShifted]

@@madalene7724 also it’s available on KZbin movies & shows for free, when you are ready to watch it:)

[@madalene7724]

@@ParadigmShifted thank you 🙏🏻

[@probablyhyperfixating]

You had it right he will forever be Markie Mark😂

[@rockinbobokkin7831]

Making the Clerks reference so subtle was an incredible stroke.

[@matthewm9987]

Yeah i keep calling Mark: Marky Mark because i listen to his music before he became actor

[@zuiu5]

We. Need. More.

[@BoZoiD57]

Love the reviews Bee! Any chance you can review The Ritual?

[@MrsMary101]

I get so excited when I see your videos, please keep them coming.

[@kelleymaxwell3875]

LOL...Tom, as much as I couldn't stand this movie, your review really made it entertaining! (Btw, my favorite movie with Marky Mark...I mean Mark Wahlberg in, although he wasn't a lead, was Renaissance Man. If you've never seen it, and if you like Danny DeVito...you've got to see it! Warning though, Mark "sings" in it!) P. S. Loving the cats at the very beginning

[@kaldurskipper6821]

Random fact, but the bearded guy in the greenhouse played Bob's employee...whose name alludes me in Good Luck Charlie. Knew he looked familiar

[@uller5616]

I love this movie I saw it when I was 10 and it was a huge blow when I grown up and learn that everyone hate it

[@audifan2501]

7:06 LOL its Chief Inspector Kido from Man in High Castle

[@kalballinger11813]

i absolutly loved this one you made me laugh all the way through it, great video

[@charliefountains7985]

Yes! Another one! Hell Yeah keep em coming! 🙏❤

[@MiltonGagliardi]

Everyone's so eager to go back to play those Grand Theft Auto on the PlayStation 2

[@naivenitara]

Thank you for the Good Vibrations joke 😅😂

[@pedrosilva9497]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You entertained my father. Prepare to have a like.

[@PapaTaurean]

Poison Ivy watches this movie to get in the mood. *rolling pin smack*

[@catfightparadise]

This movie was unintentionally funny.

[@d1gl3ttgrl2]

"Maybe the plants got Skillshare" LMAO

[@TheKillerChronicles]

Oh shit I’m early for once! Lol. Anyways much love from Brooklyn…one of the best channels on YT 💕. Also, you should review mirrors with Kiefer Sutherland or joy ride with Paul walker

[@nikkibeacth]

Glad I watched your review instead of the movie. Thank you!!!

[@mattbeese]

What an eye NewBee has calling out Dante driving that Jeep. Never woulda caught that myself. BZ!!

[@shainshartershwate7421]

*27*

[@blarkblark5794]

After Corona this movie makes sense!!!☝🏿

[@beavispdx]

The happening stops BECAUSE they forgive each other, not at the same time by coincidence

[@Mcflirts]

Well, that happened.

[@Smoothjazzsundays]

Another awesome video! Gotta do a review of the new movie “lamb” Just saw it last night and it was great!

[@BuddhaAtheist29]

Whenever I see that scene where the men walk off the roof I always hear It's Raining Men song.

[@QueenAusetHeru]

😂🤣😅 this guy is hysterical 🤣

[@cathughes2383]

I’ve been waiting for you to do this one!

[@sriddle3569]

And that's why monsanto is so evil

[@dainapolchow4177]

If I don’t have house plants, would they still attack me?

[@brooksequine7621]

OMG ! You are TOO funny ! LOVED THIS ! :))))

[@moxiemaxie3543]

M.K really enjoys using close ups on the face. I love it

[@T0xXx1k]

Oh and arrendale(sp?) Is where elsa lives ❄️🥶❄️ 🧡🦇

[@silverray42]

Hotdogs are alright, but chili dogs are the bomb.

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

I don't have an issue with the general concept and story, just the script and acting and direction and characters and cinematography and... so on.

[@T0xXx1k]

I can't ever not call him Marky Mark either. I was introduced to him as such so he will always know him as such the end. Also I cannot be held responsible for the bees because I'm allergic to it so I don't use any bee products 😇 😹 🧡🦇

[@imowurlawnz]

i can never get over your comedy its amazing haha

[@autumnwest7365]

Watch as the evil plants are werewolves from the future just like every other M Night twist haha. You do the best reviews.

[@MrCFH420]

420 does make life look more appealing. Well said brother! also, keep up being different. Think Mel Brooks and never forget it.

[@StefanoAraneda]

The guy with the lions is like "Tis but a scratch!"

[@faustlove]

This movie wasn't what anyone expected. I have always respected M.Night's work but, this was a bit sub-par. It had it's moments where it was pretty horrifying but fell short of being a "scary" movie. I would definitely say that it was shocking in parts and the cast tried hard. The material was lacking and the story tried a little too hard to make sense. As always, I really enjoyed your review!! I agree that your channel deserves at least a million subs!!! Love this channel!!!

[@jbudina]

I can relate to this movie every spring I travel from city to my parents in the countryside.

[@sriddle3569]

Catching your witty reviews before watching movie

[@SherioCheers]

I liked this movie OK, but I'm also a botanist.

[@tashacooper1753]

Bold of you since he almost took someone’s eye

[@mackenziethomas2283]

When it comes out, please do a review on the movie, "The Black Phone:

[@taylady]

i think this is one of ur funniest reviews!

[@TheZanzibarMan]

No It's Raining Men joke? I'm surprised.

[@theNewBee]

Nostalgia critic beat me to it. But for the record, when I saw The Happening in the theater, that very thought crossed my mind

[@ceverett68]

I want to like this movie. it's right up my alley, the start of the end of the world as we know it. granted the idea of plants being the end of human kind is new but I'm game. but oh good lord the acting. Marky mark and Zoey seem to be having a bad acting competition. which Zoey takes not because she's better at bad acting but she has more bad acting moments. I think. maybe it's a toss up

[@elphaba4674]

I went to see this in the theater! I was so excited my first M. night movie since the 6th sense , boy oh boy.. I was something 😆

[@michaelthomas5433]

The twist was that it was 5G radiation all along. DUN DUN DUN!

[@minuette1752]

Props to skill share as well.

[@kensleyfettes6370]

I love this channel

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

Skillshare with more killing!

[@Ginger_Monster]

Do you hear about The Dark (2018)? In my opinion, nice indie slowburner.)

[@KevinRAAMAAAGE]

I hate this movie and the Ruins because I have a phobia👀 I really did enjoy them tho

[@EthenBibslo]

Love the camera

[@charitysghost1207]

Another great one! Hilarious review!🤣

[@agnethaladuff8559]

I wasn't fond of the movie The Happening but I think I will give the DVD another whirl because Zooey Deschanel is hot and you mentioned Marky Mark's bulge. Great review and I always enjoy your humor. Great review video Bee Man.

[@beavispdx]

I ❤️ The Happening.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

You said they went back to normal really fast but the US did the same which is horror imitating life

[@nickieisknittingtoomuch]

Me I never trusted the plants…2036 you’ll see me and M were right all along lol

[@TwiStedReality1313]

Sporting the scruff I see.

[@NickGurrFromEurope]

Subscribe and like, that's an order.

[@lindleloverwatterson3484]

The kid yelling 'open the door bitch' is seriously the only logical, relatable and believeable part of this whole movie. The rest is just so ridiculous It almost hurts that a human being made this movie

[@rudimentaryganglia]

So he reimagined the triffids?

[@clarytehsage4853]

He'll always be Marky Mark to me ^__^

[@minuette1752]

Fun fact plants do communicate and can feel "pain" in their own way.

[@sriddle3569]

L. Ron Hubbard did experiments on plants

[@nate_d376]

Yeah, this movie is one of my guilty pleasures, lol. It's just too goofy to ignore.

[@minuette1752]

I honestly really liked this movie, went to the theatres for it.

[@Sigismund697]

the only plants here are the characters

[@salud7432]

It is a wired but entertaining Flick

[@changaduranga3259]

11:57 there are also ps2 games in the movie