Hostel Halloween Movie Review

I goofed on the rating graphic. It's 3, not 4.5. :)
I review Hostel, Eli Roth's love letter to Slovakia. Three backpackers head to a Slovak city that promises to meet their hedonistic expectations, with no idea of the hell that awaits them.
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Honestly don’t even come for the reviews anymore, you’re just so darn pleasant to watch

[@zekezzekekan2144]

Right, I feel like I still would watch if he read the phone book.

[@imogenx9145]

I can't stomach gore like this but I appreciate the victim getting revenge trope in horror because it's the closest thing to a happy ending.

[@helixmoore7636]

The gore was fake as hell looking and the acting way worse.

[@projectboy5409]

Well the alternate ending had him kidnaping the guys daughter instead. I don't know which is a better revenge.

[@imogenx9145]

@@projectboy5409 I think I prefer the ending without an innocent child involved plotwise.

[@deg1studios]

@@imogenx9145 the innocent child is taken away from her delusional and sadistic father and spared from living in the slovakian system, the system that made the "candy gang" and probably the system that made Svetlana a prostitute that lures people to their death. How is this a bad ending again?

[@amazighaichiou4383]

@@imogenx9145 man if someone kidnap u and ur friends to torture y all and both ur friends die would u think this rationaly. A lot of people would go crazy and use any means necessary to inflict pain to the kidnapper

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As a Filipino , NewBee mentioning no one fucks with them is honorable. Thank you, my new favorite KZbinr.

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Haha

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He is half filipino!

[@nabilbendjebass8205]

'"Everyone is so poor they can't pay attention" lol

[@lennoxmate4064]

My wife is Slovakian.This came out shortly after we got together. She and her friends were upset at this movie. They say it’s set in Slovakia but it’s clearly set in the Czech Republic! 😂

[@ronik_07]

Wikipedia says they used Prague and other czech locations for filmimg so yeah. I too was surprised to not recognize Bratislava there XD

[@poptartgenuisruiz6756]

"I'm the captain now!" 😂 I can't deal lmao

[@nathalyalfaro88]

It’s the Achilles’ tendon scene that does it for me.

[@NoobwithaBaseballBat]

There's a 2% chance someone under your bed will slice your Achilles tendon

[@jamesbedford7277]

Says 3 bees. Shows 4.5 bees... Is that so you can get you cat back? Blink twice for yes 😂 Another great review dude!

[@Raven-lu5ee]

I was just about the comment about that! lol

[@184silver]

@@Raven-lu5ee he should fire his producer, you know the hand puppet!

[@Bubatzo]

The apeal to this movie is, that something like this might actually exsist, which makes it way scarier. I think

[@Guest32458]

I fucking hope not

[@Bubatzo]

@@Guest32458 Hopefully not, but its possiblie and not implausible

[@junebug9730]

This movie hurts my ankles.

[@UMewMew]

I had to hold my ankles

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You are by far the most underrated youtuber!!!!

[@marshedmellow3886]

It was heartbreaking when the young girl jumped in front of the train 😢

[@virginiapicker]

It probably wasn’t her worst choice at that point. Besides, she saved the other guy’s life - essentially repaying him for saving hers. So she died like a hero. And like an exploding bag of meat.

[@fredcarvalho6039]

Springbreak!!!!

[@mk3040]

Paxton should have pulled her before she jumped 😟😟

[@Guest32458]

@@mk3040 wtf😂😂

[@Ingothrial]

I come back to this channel because of how well he handles running gags. The arbys and star wars jokes were amazing

[@cisrot]

Did you know that the dude at 7:35 is actually Takashi Miike! He’s a very notorious Japanese horror director who’s made some absolute BANGERS, like Audition and the film adaptations of Ichi the Killer, Yakuza and Ace Attorney! He didn’t actually know any English, hence why his speaking role is limited, but Eli Roth was such a big fan of his work he really wanted him to feature in the movie. I believe Takashi Miike wasn’t credited, but it’s awesome to know he just pops up here haha

[@kylehaney1952]

“Why is toilet full?” Arby’s

[@blessd24]

The Arby's references were awesome. I legit thought an ad popped in the first time.

[@iusedtowrite6667]

Honestly this movie just makes me uncomfortable. Like I love Slashers but there's something about this movie which just creeps me out. It feels perverted somehow.

[@thewatcher4720]

Gitanjalee Chatterjee Eli Roth’s other movie cabin fever is another one I can’t watch cuz this movie and that movie makes me uncomfortable. But I’ve seen all 8 saw movies without being uncomfortable so it’s just weird lol

[@iusedtowrite6667]

@@thewatcher4720 Same, the saw movies don't make uncomfortable because they are so over the top and extra. This movie just plays into my fears of bad things happening in foreign places and maybe thats why I get uncomfortable watching it. Because unlike Jigsaw's crazy traps, human trafficking is an actual thing and this movie just adds to that fear.

[@dlr_rosa254]

@@iusedtowrite6667 Exactly, stuff like this actually exists and it happens a lot...

[@billhicks5067]

@@dlr_rosa254 I've heard that Roth got the idea after hearing about a group of people run a group like this. People pay to shot someone In the head. I forget what I seen that in but it was connected to Roth

[@dmrc43]

I think it's the fact that this happens all the time, yet we will never talk about it or know.

[@UMewMew]

You make these videos less scary with your wit and funny jokes never stop being awesome

[@Misp7871]

The law and order sound gets me every time

[@rhabdob3895]

“An abandoned factory that looks like a bombed out disaster”. Uhhh, that was the packard plant in Detroit. Eh. Same same.

[@ernestrens3594]

Lmao. Now I understand the “why is the toilet so full” comments I’ve been reading.

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I stop what I'm doing immediately to watch your videos when they are posted.

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Same with me, my boss is getting fed up with it.

[@katjosephperez8772]

I always forget “why is the toilet so full?” It hits just as hard every time 😂 And those types of locations are unsettling to me because they might collapse, I might get tetanus, and I WOULD get a staph infection

[@Milly1738]

8:22 Proud filipino here!! , we Love your vids man!

[@jhonnycastlejr.9424]

I finally understand what's been happening in my life! I'm too poor to pay attention! How could it have been so obvious yet so hidden?

[@LucianCorrvinus]

Because, and I reiterate, you're to poor to pay attention...and you need Jesus, apparently...

[@jhonnycastlejr.9424]

@@LucianCorrvinus Lmao your grammar needs Jesus

[@madizzle90]

The alternate ending has Paxton kidnapping Salad Finger's young daughter on the train.

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I love the way you edit and add things in your reviews so much

[@jamstonjulian6947]

"Will smack-eh ya" They're kinky, see. The girls from Slovakia.

[@basquat76]

I remember when this film came out. It was pretty much sold on Tarantinos name and as the scariest film ever made. With that in mind is was pretty disappointing, although it is perfectly watchable if you're into these types of films. And sadly enough it's stil Eli Roths best film. How does he have a career.

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@@overlord6993 Faced???

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[@moonlily1]

Roth has a career because morons are a very large demographic to target.

[@klientproby]

"The Candy Brigade." Love that description of the gypsy children.

[@cookie_on_joy8302]

"Halt die Klappe, ich kann mich dich nicht foltern hören." "Folter macht David Hesselhoff traurig." "NICHT HOFF!"

[@AdaKiGaines]

Omg I love your review of this. I havent seen it in year, now I feel the need to go rewatch them. Thank you for another great review. And i love your puppet, i have one that's similar, mine doesnt have teeth though. :) keep up the amazing work.

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[@johnhanes7318]

instead of "candy gang" , you shoulda called them "the lolipop guild"

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‘You try to find something that rhymes with Slovakia!’ 😂 I appreciate you putting in a disclaimer that it’s a perfectly fine country (?).

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There once was a town in Slovokia, With sickos that wanted on top a ya, They service all with a laugh And the rich beat a path If murders your want then they got ya..

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[@PapaTaurean]

Slashers... At least the 80s ones had likeable characters. Torture porn movies make their characters so unlikable. But the gore itself does not a movie make.

[@deadshot0908]

i actually liked the main protagonist

[@jakesimmonds5043]

Hostel is not "torture porn"

[@nathaniel9526]

Ummm are you a dumbass hostel has piles of gory torture scenes...

[@noone-bf1vy]

I loved hostel ever since i first seen it i don't know what you guys are bitching about/don't know why you people are focused soley on the gore of the movie and not everything else great about it

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@@deadshot0908 i also like all the group of 3 friends i liked all 3 of them along with the main protagonist

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Man I love your reviews! please do hostel 2 👍

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I've never had a movie fool me as hard as this one, did not expect the main character to end up being Josh's friend.

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cant wait for the hostel 2 review :o

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I wonder/hope if the chainsaw to the leg is an homage to Texas Chain Saw Massacre's similar moment when Leatherface drops his safety-rigged saw on himself.

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It may be

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[@mikaelafox6106]

I remember hearing how people watching this movie in theaters were throwing up. It almost made me throw up and I was only watching it at home! I couldn’t finish it. Oddly enough I found the sequel to be a bit better because we found out the other side of the story. It was still way too gross for me. I like my horror movies to make sense as to why the killings happen. Not just because killings. The whole thing is more scary than gross, and I was really grossed out by it.

[@gabsfreitas7547]

I've watched this movie when I was a kid with my PARENTS like wtf that eye scene stayed on my mind forever