The Hardest CPU in Mario Party History

Welcome to the Golden Year.
#Day2 #MarioParty1 #AlpharadGold
Alpharad Gold is...
➤ Jacob (Alpharad)
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
/ alpharad
➤ Jo (JoSniffy)
/ @josniffy3664
/ josniffy
/ josniffy
Edited by...
➤ dotColin: / dotcolinn
Thumbnails by...
➤ Ast: / asteryia

[@izanagi7051]

I legitimately did not expect them to upload for the rest of the year

[@12345abxdefghijk]

I get the feeling they recorded this LITERALLY an hour ago Edit: chess box deez nuts

[@AMSantosMusic]

Day 2 bitches 😤

[@shapeshifterk]

Well, considering on the main channel video addressing this, supposedly the stakes might actually include the channel's existence in the balance as well, unus annus style.

[@FafliXx]

@@12345abxdefghijk Well Jacob has been live for a while so probably not.

[@Matias-fh2hf]

Is this an actually new video, cause I already feel like I have trust issues

[@fatone0]

so nice of alpharad to let his editor play with him instead of paying him ❤

[@dacedave4161]

Collin is awesome!

[@noyou8214]

@@dacedave4161 yeah he's a 10/10, totally not a reference

[@dacedave4161]

@@noyou8214 A reference? Nah that's ridiculous. There's no way this channel's community would EVER make a reference!

[@pinklikemizutsune3336]

Its called paying in exposure

[@dacedave4161]

@@pinklikemizutsune3336 True!

[@shikukute]

Yknow this channel could bring back steam cleaning in a significantly longer and more painful way with one episode per game

[@leafofufo3264]

This

[@Nevermaurum]

HOOOLY SHIT

[@sansundertale2424]

YES

[@mouthfulacoque3580]

imagine if he actually took this one to heart

[@huub9009]

Alpharad and Gold are so nice, paying their editor in exposure

[@BIGGS1]

I love calling Joe gold for this arc

[@beerypollens]

I like the idea of Jo having to legally change his name every year for a bit.

[@snasnu.tdealer9611]

I was so scared this was a bit and they were gonna miss day 1 and I was gonna be starved of content for a full year

[@beeftips1628]

And I think it makes it better that they reuploaded an old video for day 1

[@ayexxx]

@Chad 007 lol

[@bulkypigeon]

@@beeftips1628 wdym, that was mystery dungeon episode five.

[@Riley_Sanford]

L

[@conniferous897]

L

[@salmonmankingoftheocean7624]

Alpharad Gold should play an MMO and hit their hour mark in character creation

[@art3mis48]

FF XIV would be hilarious. Don't even get out of the tutorial until hour 5

[@TFPro-xb9qk]

They actually let collin save state a dice roll like it wasn't pre determined

[@Bowowze]

it straight up feels like collin is just some random alpharad fan thats awkwardly somehow managed to get into alpharads videos

[@maxmoroney4607]

Finding out that Colin is 18 was somehow a bigger gag than the upload

[@yellowpie]

He really is the channel’s intern

[@PointsofData]

He literally is the little bro

[@heehoopeanut4509]

Yeah finding out that I am one year younger than him was scary

[@maxmoroney4607]

@@heehoopeanut4509 Imagine finding out you're one year older...

[@AliHussain-ns8hr]

@@maxmoroney4607 SCARY

[@Shichism]

Thank goodness they uploaded. I was scared they would fail Day 2.

[@dacedave4161]

I wasn't worried for a second 🍉

[@stevedenny7887]

Same

[@dacedave4161]

@@stevedenny7887 Love your fallout profile pic!

[@dotmp3883]

Me in no nut November am I right gamers haha AAAAAAA

[@Shichism]

@@dotmp3883 Wow hahaha that's comedy haha!

[@kennyjohnson26]

I love the trichotomy of Jacob paying attention to the game and giving effort to win, Jo paying attention to the game but giving no effort to win, and Colin paying no attention to the game but giving effort to win

[@techknight3753]

We made it to day 2, but I'm still not convinced that they didn't upload this to lull us into a false sense of security

[@dacedave4161]

I heard that if you like the video, it helps them remember to upload

[@shinyrayquaza9]

to be fair, yesterday they literally uploaded the mystery dungeon demo a third time

[@cashmoneykal]

I’m on the fence but him promoting the idea on the main channel and then not commiting would be next level

[@cogbait]

@@shinyrayquaza9 isn’t it the fourth time?

[@shinyrayquaza9]

@@cogbait dang if so did not see that one

[@ado2836]

With everyone’s help, we can convince Alpharad Gold to play Touhou.

[@trdl23]

Yes, I am dying to see Jo play 2hu

[@IanAnimatesBagels]

YES

[@flintbeetle4276]

Huge

[@dededead1172]

Which touhou tho

[@speedyrave9999]

agreed

[@ODISeth]

Colin stressing out about 10 gifted being $50 really makes me worried about how much Alpharad and Gold pay him

[@jamjon6616]

They’re paying him in exposure

[@Stevonicus]

It's a diversion plan to keep him out of gangs, they don't actually pay him

[@americanidiot41]

I just assumed that they are paying his mom and she was diverting his money into some account to save for college or like a car or something

[@Noel_Thornman]

It’s actually pretty impressive how they kept up with the upload schedule this far into the year! I didn’t expect it😳

[@The_Mission_Master]

ikr? i thought they whould've been burned out by now

[@Zan10242]

I know I’m a little worried about their mental health if I’m honest with you

[@The_Mission_Master]

@@Zan10242 dont worry all is Pre recorded

[@Noel_Thornman]

@@The_Mission_Master Oh, that’s a relief😪

[@grace16.02]

L

[@talialevi2723]

Colin's rivalry with DK stems from the fact that DK has done more for this channel than Colin has

[@doltish3126]

Colin being a 2004 baby is shattering my perception of time and space, I am becoming a black hole

[@shinnyboppers9802]

@write_me_Alpharad_Gold this is crazy

[@lilylohmann614]

When Colin said he was born in ‘04 my soul left my body I feel so old Anyway I think it would be super funny to see them play Monster Hunter on this channel

[@avisays350]

bringing lil bro in for golden year is hype af, u guys should run thru Elmo's number journey so he can learn his alphabet

[@elliotkirk8069]

Every recording that has Dash be silent, the more I’m worried he’s actually gone :(

[@dacedave4161]

He's just taking a nap :)

[@legg6221]

He's just not interrupting because he's wholesome

[@shanewright2898]

tbf, these last two videos were definitely recorded like 3 years ago lol

[@northpenguins]

@@shanewright2898 Mario Party 1 was not on the switch back then right?

[@Sammyz_Official]

Bro keeps on forgetting to turn his mic on 😔

[@Garfield_Lover357]

So cool that alpharad brought his little brother onto the podcast 🙏🙏🙏

[@smokedsanjl]

Wow can’t wait for Alpharad Platinum where he uploads twice a day for a year 😁

[@jakethomas5016]

And it will all be old content.

[@seatea4358]

Glad to know Colin has been editing alpharad gold for 95 hours

[@TomatoFriesLAN]

ngl i thought we’d be getting no video today, “alpharad gold is ending” tomorrow, and be back to alpharad deluxe and the typical upload “schedule” the day after

[@bulkypigeon]

They’re probably saving that for april fools

[@masterfreeze1054]

As part of the Alpharad community, we are expected to produce the most oddly specific video game ideas.

[@citrufruit]

like touhou

[@dacedave4161]

Like King K Roller on the Xbox one

[@fernandomora4230]

Code name steam for the 3ds and new 3ds

[@Indigoestobed]

Jenga world tour

[@citrufruit]

@@Indigoestobed probable scott the woz fan spotted. comment = liked

[@rileydavidson180]

I've gotta say, Dash does a MAD good Colin impression.

[@senpai2.054]

those in favor to have every video this year have #Episode1, say "aye"

[@nicolask.3825]

That's stupid. I'm just gonna upvote your comment.

[@Raindrop_2401]

AYE

[@packrats3963]

Aye

[@SceptyMakesMusicalMistakes]

aye

[@fireblade696]

Aye

[@deli_9697]

The fact that no one was expecting you to upload a video for the entire year goes to show you how badly you've conditioned all of us, we are pavlovian dogs to you, we are the result of one long sick twisted experiment where we can't take anything you say seriously, desperately looking for what the bit will be so that we can protect ourselves

[@dacedave4161]

You must be bald

[@t.d.writer1589]

I appreciate the Collin screentime. Always has been an excellent addition to the Alphaverse

[@wollins7244]

Colin being 18 is so ducking funny for some reason

[@LavaSaver]

Colin is honestly so funny, he sounds like a legit lil' bro

[@judicia_alt1792]

29:08 I actually did the math and there is a ~65% chance of hitting a 10 in the next 10 turns, I calculated this by focusing on the desireable outcomes (1-9) which gives us a 90% chance of not getting a 10 every roll, I put this to the power of 10 because that is the remaining turns left, I got ~34.9% chance which reflects the chances of only getting 1-9 for the 10 turns, take the absolute value of 100%-~34.9% and you get the chance of rolling a 10 in the next 10 turns. Jacob is clearly lying to win and we should cancel Jacob

[@legg6221]

Bro it's 50% because you either hit it or you don't. Stop over complicating things smh my head

[@judicia_alt1792]

@@legg6221 that’s true

[@dogfrogbird8710]

Nerd

[@thebaronblitz]

Collin being constantly confused is a mood

[@Crazy56U]

Since this was recorded prior to the official announcement of Alpharad Gold, I want to argue that this means you can technically get away with finally making another video of the Mario Party Advance playthrough public this year.

[@pineconesnowstorm]

or persona 5

[@Enzotiso]

Are we getting one Mario party a month, because that kinda works out

[@syntaxer8374]

Yeah, that's what Alpha said during his yesterday stream. They want to play through all Mario Parties 1-10 plus Super and Superstars and maybe also DS as a bonus. Advance and 3DS look like a no.

[@dacedave4161]

I'm down for Mario party content throughout the year!

[@purpleisdebeste]

@@syntaxer8374 Retweet this to make The Gold Team TM play Island Tour!

[@lukapenavic1130]

I think they will get lazy pretty fast, so we will have mario patry January

[@inazumarai7690]

i'm... actually okay with this

[@kirb1414]

Oh, good. They uploaded. I was worried they’d end the streak…

[@dylanroy3725]

I expected them to not upload for a month and make everyone think they wont upload in 2023 and that just be the bit.

[@grace16.02]

L

[@Sammyz_Official]

The fact that he did this during the twitch stream is very epic

[@dacedave4161]

Very cool

[@strigijoe8685]

I think what I love about this channel is that the way Alpha has done things in the past, no one is ever sure if anything he does is serious or a shitpost no matter what

[@uberculex]

I think Collin is only here in body. His mind is on a journey that none of us can follow.

[@henryallsup5771]

The most pleasure I have from these videos is trying to figure out when they actually recorded them

[@Radar_of_the_Stars]

This video is so realistic, it really makes you feel like Alpharad Gold

[@purpleisdebeste]

In the Colin chessboxing gaslighting story I was so prepared for Jacob to say Jo was his brother Also Bowser looks like corn in this game

[@jordan-uz5oo]

I legitimately didn’t think they would make it this long

[@grace16.02]

L

[@moth5449]

Loved seeing calling in this video! Little guy tried his hardest

[@themathman2494]

Now that I know Colin is my age, I fear how Alpharad and Jo would treat me

[@TheBeardbeard]

Really dedicated of Alpharad to find an actual child for this.

[@ChrisGamingNL333]

Alright, day 2, very exciting to see which games we will get this year I feel like that the start of the year will have more known games and towards the end of the year the games will be very obscure

[@lukapenavic1130]

I think that we will get known games for anout a week, after that we will get no games for a year

[@starwarslover015]

36:37 “What year we’re you born in?” “ ‘04” “That explains it,” That did 10 psychic damage to me. Granted I was born in ‘97 but like jeez, ‘04 feels so different.

[@FetusDeletus_E]

I would like to see them play a roguelike, any roguelike Or muck... It's good and free i swear

[@AceWolf456]

Jacob and Jo at the start: proved all rolls are predetermined and will be the same Collin at the end: “can we save state in case I roll a 10?” Jacob, knowing full well it won’t do shit: “sure.”

[@ratthrat2568]

I honestly did not expect them to upload today.

[@memedealerpablo9630]

i am so shocked that this wasnt just an elaborate way of ending the channel

[@grace16.02]

L

[@Fqceless]

We as fans should all commit to watching every episode every day, and if we miss one, we stop watching until the end of the year

[@KevinDuan7]

I've already watched the whole video and I gotta say them calling the cops on the DK cpu was not something I expected to happen

[@addiemations]

i really like how the lack of free will was foreshadowed as a set up for lil bros final turn, really added to the suspense knowing nothing could save him

[@citrufruit]

It's hilarious how only now Alpharad figured out gas lighting works. And also yall should play touhou

[@sprigtherecluse6741]

jacob and joe bringing someone innocent in on their shenanigans is always evil and always very entertaining

[@rockonwilly]

Hell ya boys, I was really hoping this wouldn't be a bit where you fail the one upload-a-day challenge on day 1. Very hype

[@mcray0558]

Truly the gold standard of content

[@dacedave4161]

Ong brother

[@ericksotalol579]

it genuinely makes me feel crazy that me and collin were born the same year

[@dacedave4161]

Some good suggestions I've seen in the comments are Terraria, Battle Block Theater, Destiny 2, Minecraft, Mario Sunshine, Spelunky, and FNAF. Write this down if you need to because I'll probably add more to the list in later videos and to this comment as well. Let me know what y'all think about these picks and add more to the list 👍 Edit: Someone suggested Yandere simulator. Hit or miss? Edit2: If you go on the Xbox store, there's 2 games about King K Rool. I played both and I can confirm they would be perfect for content. Edit3: Someone has suggested Castle Crashers. Made by the same people who made battle block Theater and it's also a hit! Edit4: Human fall flat

[@tylerlzr7554]

Miss but only because of the dev, hit because gold standard content

[@dacedave4161]

@@tylerlzr7554 Fair enough. Idk what happened with the dev but I'm sure they'll bring it up in their podcast while they're playing it :)

[@Timmio.]

Yan Sim isn't finished yet and the demo's content is kinda limited. Think it'd be more fun if they wait until the full game releases (even if it'll take some more years) bc they could make a great episode when it does

[@dacedave4161]

@@Timmio. Oh okay. How long have they been working on that game? Feels like it's been forever

[@Timmio.]

@@dacedave4161 since... Long. I don't know the exact time he started but I'm pretty sure it's longer ago than 2016.

[@cmantheninja]

Bring Collin on the channel as a regular. More videos like this would be awesome

[@cogbait]

He is already a Mario party regular

[@bulkypigeon]

I have a feeling he is the season 3 cohost

[@bb010g]

@@bulkypigeon *special guest

[@bulkypigeon]

@@bb010g right sorry, special guest. I got the term confused with johost, not the same as cohost

[@aidanpedersen]

Good to see them incorporating Jo’s family into the videos

[@crannnnnn7590]

Fully expected this episode to just not come out. I already started mourning the channel yesterday after mystery dungeon 😭

[@grace16.02]

L

[@crannnnnn7590]

@@grace16.02 girl this was day 2, 3 months ago? Get your ass on somewhere

[@secretnames7414]

Okay, we're 2 for 2 so far... A new record!

[@FreyjaThAwesome1]

You guys should play Skylanders

[@adamdinar376]

This is already more videos than I expected

[@tristenherron1273]

the thumbnail was basically unedited and i love it

[@cajungames]

The idea of passively bugging someone the whole game needs to continue.

[@twingemios5139]

I would love to see some more funny Pokémon rom hacks like that sonic one you did

[@thtexasturtle1734]

i am so ready for the bit to just be re uploads of this video when they have nothing planned

[@dacedave4161]

They would NEVER reuse old content!

[@cooltrains9564]

Alpharad Gold: The Spelunky Classic Playthrough

[@xesaur876]

Truly an Alpharad Gold moment

[@guhbruhmaste4557]

The Hard DK saga continues.

[@dacedave4161]

Hard DK unironically goed hard

[@kennyjohnson26]

What's funny is that colin's odds weren't even close to 90% to not roll a 10 because each roll is a separate event (the probability is 90%/0.9 to not roll a ten x the number of rolls or 0.9^n) meaning from when he made the bet in the last ten turns, the odds to not roll a ten within ten turns was ~35%. But what's even funnier was we learned earlier in the game that the rolls are predetermined in Mario party 1 so in a game with 20 turns or 20 dice rolls, colin's odds were 0.9^20 which is ~12%. So his real odds were pretty much the exact opposite of what he thought they were. Little bro was never winning that bet lmao

[@kennyjohnson26]

he hit the 10%. huh.

[@ChEez650]

I hope we get to see all 12 Mario Parties here this year that’d be fun

[@mbmproductions9217]

Day 2 of watching and ranking every Alpharad Gold video a year after they came out: Kinda half-watched this one while grinding out 100% in Xenoblade 3, which is definitely going to be a pattern for a lot of these longer, more podcast-y episodes. The total awfulness of this game and this board in particular are really funny, but it did drown out the potential for some funnier bits. High C tier

[@brady1689]

Holy fuck learning that I’m the same age at Colin makes me see him in a completely different light

[@dacedave4161]

;)

[@ODISeth]

COLIN WAS BORN IN ‘04??? Holy shit I don’t know why I thought he was much older

[@Fem_Witch]

"What consistency do you think Donkey Kong is?"-Turney, Eric.

[@marcrosenberg6187]

"Hard." - Scott, Sam & Eric.

[@doombringer3824]

man colin was just clueless the whole game

[@dacedave4161]

LET'S GO!!!! BANGER VIDEO BY THE GOLD GUYS!!!! DAY 2 BABY! YES! Thanks for being committed and proving the nonbelievers wrong! Hit!

[@sasypan3761]

I love the daily uploads so much aaaaaa

[@cocoa2251]

i was half expecting them to just keep uploading the Mystery Dungeon video, but im happy with this too

[@leminator13]

Wait I legit thought alpha was joking about uploading everyday. There's no way........

[@Raindrop_2401]

He announced it on the main channel too so he's entirely serious

[@micropizza2104]

Man I sure love "new" content

[@pragmat1k]

Can't wait for these guys to play Crash Team Racing.

[@squashy1408]

glad to see i wasn't the only one who lost any faith thatd they'd upload this year

[@joshford256]

I'm sad that this will be the only Mario Party 1 video of the whole year :(

[@Jordaint]

Why...

[@joshford256]

@@Jordaint I love Mario Party 1

[@oiltycoon8333]

Finding out that Colin is a fellow '04 shitterton is amazing knowledge

[@nobleneed]

I love how this whole video is jacob and jo finding out that they actually do like mario party 1

[@prseton9256]

Jacob and Jo should play Mario 64 tennis. That game is actually mad fun in two player. Especially the tournaments.

[@tymunster]

hearing an adult say "I was born in *04" makes me feel WILDLY old Edit: sorry, I meant a lil bro say

[@sashiboop]

Dude I started watching Alpharad when I was like 10 and Colin is STILL the same age as me. He could be MY lil bro. What the FUCK Anyways happy 8 year anniversary to HOW TO PLAY VILLAGER 101 only real ones remember

[@Anafyral666]

why are you young

[@Makoto0729]

I mean he’s not gonna ever get older than you

[@fio_lume]

I love how you lifted content to the gold standard.

[@ibelieveto2498]

this content is gold, a true hidden gem

[@mannameddeclan2577]

I gotta see jo and Jacob play ctr nitro fuelled on gold

[@adrianaragundi5729]

Day #2 of asking for: Fight party on steam. Very VERY under the radar battle Royale type game with some wacky mechanics and overall fun gameplay. Just don’t play with bots. They are programmed so non-optimally that it seems they are cheating. Makes for good content tho so maybe you should. Me and my friends have a hell of a time playing this game so if you need members I gotchu 😏 In all seriousness, it would be a delight to see you play this very broken but entertaining game. PS: there is no character limit for naming yourself yet. Do with that information what you will 😉😉😉

[@Smolch2]

i wasn’t expecting an upload

[@idiotslayer2]

1:01:34 Holy shit Anarcho-Communist Bob-ombs