We found the strongest CPU in gaming history

he's finally here... performing for you.........
#MarioParty #Superstars #Episode3

[@guestb8389]

Imagine getting mugged, the robber feels bad that you have so little money, then just fucking hands you 20 bucks.

[@atomicpenguin074]

Don't have to imagine

[@tjlnintendo]

Actually happened

[@taipo4063]

You're the robber?

[@snkybrki]

@@taipo4063 Can confirm, I was the gun.

[@flallana18]

43:16

[@pancookieplays]

Luigi loses by doing absolutely everything he can

[@pielovervi]

Yep

[@bob74h67]

He does not wear a l on his head for anything. He's earned it

[@newpancakeman]

Relatable

[@enlongjones2394]

I think I found a better toxic sticker than “good game” “Lucky you!”

[@karelpgbr]

Bro the Bring It On sticker is very good too, and the Wahh! sticker is just _chef's kiss_

[@TheSonicFan4]

Nah

[@tjlnintendo]

Yoshi’s meow makes it better

[@KatZEdition]

Sorry...

[@CertifiedSwagger665]

You Wouldn't!

[@mint2660]

The absolute depression I heard in alphas voice when he said “youre not gonna steal from donkey Kong are you”

[@ROYal_Brewery]

Should have spammed the sad toad on him lol

[@_dt1230]

49:17

[@depressed9315]

@@ROYal_Brewery 4:10

[@BansheeBooVT]

"He won't guess Neutral." Master DK: I'm about to end these mans careers.

[@homestuck_official]

"mans"

[@CertifiedSwagger665]

"mans"

[@iliveinapuddle986]

"mans"

[@francobatta8278]

but i thought the strongest CPU in gaming history was Jo; because we all know what Jo’s good at, and it’s learning from his mistakes. he is a very reflective person, people (especially me) are amazed by his character development, how often he grows as a person.

[@Breidablik06]

Jo is the ultimate anime protagonist

[@yaboishulk]

@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 That's a miss

[@Skai03_]

This is a hit for me

[@CarbonMalite]

One could see themselves in the reflection of Jo's determination to improve

[@hydratefulz9654]

Only liking this to be the 69th like

[@knockoffsans.3636]

One of my favorite things about this series is waiting for the moment they add more turns

[@noyou8214]

That's a hit

[@noyou8214]

@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 You're a miss

[@Gamma_Eaglit]

@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 yeah thats a miss from me

[@wyattmason8838]

eventually the joke will just be that they didn't add turns

[@6pmhotdog]

@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 But...Why?

[@KatZEdition]

“This one was easier in the GameCube” says Jo as he is playing a Mario Party 1 Minigame

[@duelmasteryuya1205]

Idk if you know this, but Mario Party IS allowed to use previous games into their games.

[@KatZEdition]

@@duelmasteryuya1205 Huh the more you know 💫

[@dee7352]

@@duelmasteryuya1205 thanks for sharing!

[@The_Dirt_Cat]

@@duelmasteryuya1205 okay?

[@fark4n1818]

@@duelmasteryuya1205 bruh

[@Bigman23.]

I would like Jo specifically to know that this episode was a hit

[@adaintywaffle71]

Hit

[@303elliott]

Hit

[@MsCerealCat]

Hit

[@gnomebliterator4129]

Hit

[@bur091]

Hit

[@icyxp2684]

No longer the hard DK but the master DK, he has over come the horny and surpassed mastery

[@10thletter40]

@eimi Fukada🌹🔴 That's a miss

[@nathanflinchum1153]

Miss

[@KatZEdition]

Just in time for November

[@blackrabbitdogs1874]

Dk is the master of baiting

[@nathanflinchum1153]

@@10thletter40 I was referring to the bot

[@thedarknessmagician5234]

I really hope that Alpha gets a second DK amibo and names it “Master DK”. Then we could see him train it to destroy Hard DK.

[@ellieporter3270]

I think Master DK is just Hard DK after getting his anime training arc though

[@trolololo720]

@@ellieporter3270 It's Hard DK after the time skip

[@RazzBeri1]

beware of *master* dong.

[@ChickenNEO]

Hard DK EX

[@Gingy1000]

Altrive saying he rolled a 10 made me think everyone was playing different characters and I'm still not convinced one way or the other

[@HaganConnell]

I'd happily watch two hours of that

[@MinoriGaming]

FWOB Wife Swap

[@Gingy1000]

@@HaganConnell They did it before in the Plus days I can't remember which video it was but at the end they just left with saying everyone was a different character

[@soni-switch5270]

@@Gingy1000 It was the "Toad Suffers" episode.

[@diavolosteddy7594]

i think hes mario and jo is luigi

[@thevoidlord1796]

"Doneky Kong never looks straight forward" *Donkey Kong stares directly into the camera*

[@Gingerbreadley]

I need to see toxic alpha play this online. I really want to watch him make kids quit out

[@dillongeorge5866]

He did apparently (he showed a picture on Twitter) and made all three players rage quit

[@andrlop6772]

he's 100% making a main channel video on that

[@ironick729]

My dream, as a kid, is to get into a game with Alpha, and out toxic him! Though I know it is but a dream, one that might never come true

[@justinsbob]

After Hard DK canonically retired from Smash, he returned to his roots and reached his true potential. He is no longer Hard DK. He is Master Kong.

[@reagansido5823]

If you look at the bridge on the bottom halves of the islands you can see that the part with Thwomp isn't painted. this probably means the Thwomp just wears away the paint but I like to think it means that, after all these years, that part has never gotten a fresh coat of paint, meaning the Thwomp has been there the whole time.

[@jrcarchive1932]

I noticed they used Whomp's sound for Thwomp too.

[@dillongeorge5866]

34:23 Luigi stepped on a red space and did absolutely nothing Just how God intended

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

Nice pfp

[@Jaxax27]

I will always love watching videos of people.playing Mario Party. Especially Alpharad Deluxe. Honestly tho, the dynamic of Jo not giving a shit toxicity, Jacob sweating and Dash's chaotic energy is beautiful. Cherry on top is master DK. Perfect combination ever

[@diavolosteddy7594]

why do they call altrive dash?

[@33rie43]

I will always love watching videos of people. playing in Mario Party. Especially Alpharad Deluxe. Honestly tho, the dynamic of Jo not giving a shit toxicity, Jacob sweating and Dash's chaotic energy is beautiful. Cherry on top is master DK. Perfect combination ever

[@derk.ex.machina]

@@diavolosteddy7594 it's short for Dhakota

[@diavolosteddy7594]

@@derk.ex.machina ._.

[@carsonportis8416]

Mario and Jo playing teams with CPUs is also beautiful

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

Holy shit I’m convinced the dice block is the Deluxe fourth host, the comedic timing was impeccable: 42:23 42:52

[@swole_al]

my top 5 stickers in this game is “hit” “miss” “good game” “but why?” and “cut it out”

[@karelpgbr]

Bro I love the Good Game sticker, though I can't find a good Picture online and screnshots are pixelated to hell and back

[@andrewborowski7908]

id probably replace cut it out with "bring it", but other than that seems pretty good

[@KatZEdition]

@@karelpgbr That’s a miss

[@Droppedbanana]

Good game

[@woofpotato1234]

Grrrrr

[@groetjesuitdehel]

I really like how Altrive is just randomly amazing at some minigames

[@spectrekp5888]

I love their realization that even if they didn't give Master DK that star, he still would've won no matter what.

[@OriginalSystem37]

I was on the EDGE of my seat watching Master DK make HUGE plays. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s a hit.

[@razzdazzjazz]

Minigame timestamps: 3:00 5:05 6:30 9:30 13:30 15:15 17:25 21:20 25:05 28:18 32:30 36:12 37:23 41:05 45:35 48:02 51:47 54:32 If you don't like rolling dice.

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Thanks

[@EnidTheGamesNihilist]

love how jacob always tries to sell everyone on the idea the DK is the threat and not him

[@owanoh7129]

I appreciate how jo has taken his one win and has started trying even less

[@arielrg6033]

49:33 You can hear Jacobs geniune sadness in his favorite mario game

[@chazzle8558]

Me binge watching this series for another one to pop up exactly as I finish lmao

[@OrbitalArrow]

"I have a feeling Robin Hood is racist" is one of the fucking funniest, but also most truthful things I've ever heard

[@pwojo9776]

I mean, he was British. At the very least, he hated the French. Which is more valid than being racist.

[@kennygallagher4700]

"I'm not racist, I've given plenty of money to black people, however-"

[@pieguy38]

29:00 master dk has learned how to condition his opponents. The AI is learning.

[@moontear1234]

alpharad and mr. deluxe deciding to split the coins for the vs minigame rather than fighting it out after they defeated dk made me very happy. seratonin of the day achieved, thank you guys

[@nado1908]

Everyone complaining about the fishing minigame while DK is constantly getting perfect casts was the best part.

[@Zoroark_Master]

They think DK got a lot of coins? On one of my games, master Daisy ended up with 348 coins by the end.

[@terrabosskiller1988]

I call cap, for I fear what may lie in store if you are right.

[@Zoroark_Master]

@@terrabosskiller1988 whut???

[@madysonandres9571]

How many stars?

[@Zoroark_Master]

@@madysonandres9571 who, Daisy? If so, 5.

[@thesuperean3008]

@@Zoroark_Master Did she win?

[@reagansido5823]

I gotta say, watching people play Superstars has been the funniest Mario party viewing experience I've had in years!

[@Just_a_Dragon69]

The funny part is that DK is both: the most powerful hard CPU but also the dumbest easy CPU XD

[@kone7549]

The Duality of Ap

[@justnolan9503]

28:55 Is my favorite part of the episode so far, I don’t know how to describe it other than everything about it is just perfect.

[@WillM69]

28:57 That's what this channel's all about, baby. Seeing the easy dub and saying 'nah'

[@AmaneKoruba]

Aw, I really thought the bit would be to add at least 5 more turns every game.

[@MasterPojoway]

36:50 I like that Jacob got his one coin back

[@nathanflinchum1153]

Bro these are some of the best videos to vibe with, the commentary is S+++ and the DK singlehandedly makes the gameplay undeniably the best

[@karelpgbr]

Gotta love Alpharad: "I've got a feeling Robin Hood is racist." Yeah, seems about right.

[@dylndaviln3091]

I love that altrive agrees immediately

[@Stellar_VN]

I love how you could hear in Alpha's voice the moment he realized what Master DK was planning

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

Love how the final minigame was essentially Hotel Mario as a "screw you!" to philips.

[@L-inator]

I am in love with whoever’s laugh that is, you know the one. So pure.

[@WhiteSreal]

"its like mario party but again" Alpharad 2021

[@babylegs6165]

Every time Jo and Jacob defeat Master DK together their friendship grows stronger

[@jamisdue3545]

not dash though, nothing happens when dash helps

[@Bongus_Bubogus]

14:38 I did that before in a chess tournament. Me and my opponent needed just a half point to proceed to the next stage of the event, we were both 2-2, so we gentlemened a draw. At states, I beat his ass down so fucking hard.

[@nicqueryjohnson4195]

So you beat his ass in chess or… 😳

[@lextatertotsfromhell7673]

@@nicqueryjohnson4195 it’s chess, he did both

[@kestrel7493]

I really hope to see a video on main alpharad of him just being toxic in online mario party

[@kkruhkhaar9914]

I remember playing this back on the 64 and putting the thwomp toll up to 150 coins. I don't know why nobody else found that funny but me but I had a blast

[@kylearchung8229]

I know that alpha is peach, but my eyes just instinctively gravitate towards mario

[@robxholicfoxyfan8552]

Luigi not losing the 3 coins on the red space was hysterical.

[@MrJFL]

0:56 This single line of text has some real deep sorrow.

[@caseyp5861]

A CPU stronger than Master DK? Utterly impossible!

[@nostalgicedits426]

1:20 I bought the game on Halloween and the second I saw the “But... why?” sticker in the store I knew Jacob would love it ❤️

[@Bieks1]

I don't think your psychological top tier play in combination with advanced sticker usage made people online ragequit Jacob, it's really just the waah sticker doing it and literally nothing else. It almost made me ragequit this episode

[@angellm8192]

cry about it

[@hambunger9755]

cry about it

[@radiowaves4010]

Waaah! Waaah!

[@jeremyabbott4537]

Jacob saying "Cut it out!" like Uncle Joey from Full House was the blast of nostalgia I didn't know I needed.

[@wisemonki990]

28:58 DK staring into the abyss and smiles.

[@nightmareriddenlibrarian2924]

You've seen hard dk, harder dk and now get to for.... *HARDEST DK*

[@boomerangsniper1682]

Altrive being the punching bag for this series is the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@steven.d6492]

Master DK writes the game’s code as he plays

[@Satherian]

I'll be honest - I was rooting for Master Donkey Kong. Every time he went crazy or popped off, I cheered

[@YoBoyRona]

LMFAO I'm literally crying at Donkey Kong staring neutrally when ya'll were so sure he wouldn't, legit cracked me up. And DK's smile just makes it for me, oh my god, this is comedy. Edit: it's @ 29:00

[@Nikowo1610]

The prediction at the last five turns can actually choose the second place to give something, and I think that's awesome

[@woofpotato1234]

Whenever they get halfway through the turns i check the video length to determine whether or not they added turns to the game

[@sonyPlaytation]

I wonder if they'll ever do the FWOB character bit again where they all pretend to be each other. That was fun

[@MasterPojoway]

34:25 Luigi is a mood, honestly

[@quartermoon138]

idea: you all try your hardest to lose, and the one the game claims is the loser is actually the winner

[@jupiterscallie]

yoo i JUST got done watching the last two episodes in a binge! cant wait to see more mario party happenings!!

[@Hamlock_]

29:00 "Neutral he won't guess it" Famous last words

[@peregrinehawk8363]

"I'm glad we're competing for second place." Is my favorite Alpharad deluxe quote.

[@mcaelm]

I laughed so hard at this that it makes me wanna buy the game right now

[@hermannator1]

every time they start with "yo" i think this is another mystery dungeon situation where they keep uploading the same episode

[@nakedstatue8517]

i miss mystery dungeon

[@MegamanGuy444]

Alpharad has yet to realize yet that stickers can be turned off from other people's games, so his trolling is for naught 1/2 the time.

[@saucyfella9462]

It truly is Mario party! Incredible :)

[@robinstars5289]

it’s a hit

[@infiltrate6807]

Level 9 Kazuya: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@ParmMannREBORN]

29:05 that damned smile

[@skywalkergaming6628]

34:24 "you can't hurt me anymore"

[@wyattmason8838]

Good job on this episode Altrive.

[@toadjudgesyou1021]

5:45 kinda feels like DK is flipping us off.

[@SkeleXon]

"And Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong." Me: Ah yes, and the floor is made out of floor.

[@bailysmith9398]

We need to get some of Jacobs toxicity online play on the main channel

[@WhoTookRoKam]

Alpharad Deluxe is obviously the main channel

[@plopikopithethird738]

I've been loving the series!!

[@josiahgarber3761]

I love the leaf transition at the beginning even though they didn't cut at all lol

[@strawberrygamergirl4177]

My friend was really toxic and just played to make the thwomps too expensive so that people would be stuck on one side.

[@SonicmaniaVideos]

Unless the mini game was about survival, you wouldn't Draw if more than one person "won"... The only difference now is everyone has to "lose" for it to be a Draw...

[@nathanielk7415]

i can't believe DKs play when he called them out for looking forward what a crazy player

[@aidenjp]

Proud to say I watched the whole video and thoroughly enjoyed every second. Peak content.

[@felixcohen1247]

love seeing the meta devolve over the course of just a few episodes

[@bruhmomentum5064]

your profile picture is off center and it really bothers me, i do however respect the pun

[@ayat991234]

I love donkey kong’s face at the end of the 2nd mini game

[@randommaster06]

The Cast Aways minigame is the single most profitable game in all of Mario Party. You can easily earn 70+ coins if you know the timings for just the back row.

[@bostonfravala8670]

all i’m saying is i’m loving the mario party videos these are top tier

[@blakemamba2067]

43:15. I think bowser is the real Robin Hood of this game , robbing the rich and giving to the poor

[@OoToxiToxioO]

Luigi's "KNOCK IT OFF" gave me "LET ME IN" vibes lovin this series more pls!

[@themoonkey2216]

New Mario part video? That’s a hit.

[@LeonellesSubs]

21:00 To get the front row, pull your stick back lightly and attempt gently to reset it to neutral. This is the optimal throw.

[@TransientLunatic]

I hope this game becomes a staple. Mario Party with this wonderful cast is always great

[@dukesnipes64]

Love the stickers they added in through editing. (Key, "you wouldn't")

[@GeorgeMarionerd]

Alpharad needs to arrange real competitive Mario party tournaments we'd all love it.

[@Wsupshorts]

Donkey Kong gets stronger every episode I swear but I love the Mario party videos keep it up!

[@gabrielrichards9855]

You guys have helped me out with so much depression, I love u guys and I don't know u. All the best