The HARDEST Decision in Among Us History

We held a talent show in Among Us with Proximity Chat
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill

[@Namanaria]

Jack: What’s your favorite flower? Corpse: *demonic chanting*

[@Tanu212]

Ah yes our goth boiii 😂

[@AmorAGemma]

Timestamp?

[@cyrillanicoche8246]

Jack: What’s your favorite flower? Corpse: demonic chanting

[@pringlebunny8176]

he said roses but idk what else he said

[@splendidchip9977]

@@pringlebunny8176 I think he said "I like roses a lot"

[@nb-wg1jc]

*I still cant forget about this* Jack: do you think when dave dies he goes to the dave yard? Corpse: *leaves*

[@LynnAgain83]

🤣 One of the best moments

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

lol

[@AnonymousBuddha]

When’s this?

[@aquasiox4033]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@LKET-of1zf]

It would've been great if the editor put that in when Dave was voted off 😂

[@aliciabennett3616]

“Where are they” “aNd I’m sO SOrrY” *laughing* “Oh wait it wasn’t lyrics?”

[@technoraver99]

some ideas for a better planet Matthew 5: 27-28 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Luke 17:1 And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come! better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too. "Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop) start deleting? censoring etc.? destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better. remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better. many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok! parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously wait.. there is more: harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc. harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.) harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials... + better stop online dating and other harmful things! maybe.. support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc) + support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary? + animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!) support some of them? as an act of goodwill. + always be careful: corona etc.! or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities) + be cautious: corona etc! become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?) start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated) become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona! become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.) Can the coronaviruses be transmitted between animals and people? they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people! maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard? a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator. + provide water for birds in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath? or food? (daily? or several times a week?) use checklists to improve efficiency? snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?) or towing service worker? or pharmaceutical supplier? + be cautious: corona! new technologies + other cool things: Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?) do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives. + improve immune systems? (food nutrients?) + portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter) + limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc? + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation? + stay at home? amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc. ( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology. + there are more amazing tools! high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com ) fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke) smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?) fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.) support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods, thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings), first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc), new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas) new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?) + other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)

[@youraveragegamer6177]

@@technoraver99 I respect u for typing all of that

[@SketchUT]

@@technoraver99 Jesus Christ lmao I didn’t expect a five page essay on an among us video -oh wait sorry I used the lords name in vain if that offends you sorry but I’m agnostic-

[@noomercyy8951]

What song did he even sing?

[@osmantahmazli3943]

@@technoraver99 I respect you for typing all of that (if you did actually type it) but yeah all of or most of the things you wrote are true

[@andywalkerinc]

Dave: "I think a rap battle is in order!" Jack and Corpse: (LOOKING AT EACH OTHER) Corpse: "Uh...." DAVE WAS EJECTED 🤣😂😹🤣😂🤣😹🤣😂

[@jaygamerboy4397]

Or UHHH

[@xqcommunity]

I wouldve liked the comment if not the emojis

[@andywalkerinc]

@@xqcommunity Meh, Can't win em all I guess

[@andywalkerinc]

@@niamhrattigan3207 That's funny AF

[@potatochip422]

Did..you just unironicly use all the laugh-crying emojis?

[@megwills7426]

“okay tell me a joke” “oh f***” *kills him and walks away laughing* much love jack xx

[@artin137]

🅱️

[@LsdRaccoon]

Ｅ

[@duck2976]

Day 2 of asking jack to play tabs again

[@not_henry1619]

how did he miss the body in the hallway

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block.

[@bethanysinninghe7294]

sean: how’s your love life? *corpse exe. has stopped responding*

[@crisc1049]

Does he had a girlfriend or something? I'm just curious cause I found that part funny 😂

[@BreezyWinter]

@@crisc1049 he did but not anymore

[@ronitreddy9623]

Time?

[@bethanysinninghe7294]

@@ronitreddy9623 6:18

[@o0Avalon0o]

I could hear him sweating 🤣

[@ghxst_cat34]

Jack: “Anyway so I was crushing numbers, right” Jaiden: “Right”

[@mocotojam6767]

Love ur pfp!

[@capncook7985]

I thought they were talking abt hentai when it was him and corpse

[@joeyr_1924]

Corpse: “Where are they?” Jack: “AND IM SO SORRY!!!!” Corpse: ”hahah you can live for that one”

[@UndecisiveAngel]

10:46

[@hollystraquadine754]

That's such a good song!

[@beckfenn5559]

What song is that? 🙋‍♀️

[@sahayeda5220]

@@beckfenn5559 I miss you by blink182

[@nataliekeeler3582]

​@@beckfenn5559I know that song! It's I miss you

[@khadija2253]

Jack: *sings white tee* Corpse: *giggles and runs away*

[@yohumanfrisk]

Yea! 666th!

[@dcreboss4058]

We watched the video

[@Draquelina]

thank you for being kind and helping the hard of hearing learn exactly what happened in the video! 🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️ /s

[@viennnnnna]

lol chill out you two, its just a comment

[@Draquelina]

@@viennnnnna i am chill if u didn't notice my sarcastic tone indicator 😭😭

[@xaviscorner]

Whenever jack gets the lyrics right and corpse just runs away giggling

[@SomniiLinn]

The way he laughed after the White Tee lyrics tho xD

[@Freddy-oy3gi]

It's so cute 😂

[@Kale6196]

@I am KevinBB x2 you can't be kevin because I'm kevin

[@chipper6475]

@I Am KevinBB x2 why do you exist

[@hooft747]

For the people wondering: 10:34

[@WestNena]

When jack said “on my white t” and corpse ran away giggling 😂😂 wholesome

[@pihu5286]

Literally 😂❤️

[@atlas5899]

KDHAKSJKA SO CUTE

[@anushkasharma992]

when?

[@MrGreenDay1987]

@@anushkasharma992 jump to 8:45 for the round start, its not long after that

[@ciarahadaway683]

@@atlas5899 awwwa

[@emosheep8375]

Sean: "You can never be wrong if you follow your heart." CORPSE: *deep breath* Ad: "Relieve stress."

[@hnnh621]

Mine was a tortoise eating a strawberry

[@HungerGamesWicked]

Mine was the new Blumhouse movie They/Them

[@RubixCuber66]

Corpse: *inhale* Ad: vaping nicotine can increase feelings of stress and anxiety

[@StoicVeR]

PJ being in the green house room randomly talking to himself is becoming a reoccurring theme

[@TheHolyBoink]

He has become one with the bush.

[@tahsanhaneen8100]

Jack: I will kill everyone as an imposter. Corpse : what about me? Jack : Not you sweetie. Dave: me???? Jack: DIEEEE

[@MythicaIl]

@F**СК МЕ! - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ stfu bot

[@solidhutyr1815]

Jack is only simping for Corpse

[@ember__idk]

@@MythicaIl axolotl profile gang

[@DiamondBerry84]

Straight to the Daveyard

[@tahsanhaneen8100]

Corpse from daveyeard

[@_ftreiv5129]

CORPSE: "Where are they?!" Jack: "......and I'm so sorryyyy~"

[@itsjustskylar6532]

I can sleep I cannot dream tonight~

[@Raciram_asdf]

😂

[@dougthepug2174]

I need somebody and always

[@YokoshimaOfficial]

GOLDEN

[@gabriellemitchell7420]

@@dougthepug2174 this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time

[@tomorrow_comes_today]

Corpse: I only learn important things in Swedish. Also Corpse: *i want to die*

[@Mid_Mountain_Cucumber]

Can you link the full stream please?

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@Mid_Mountain_Cucumber it should be on twitch

[@AntiBlastic]

Time stamp?

[@slayingthebootsdown4398]

@@AntiBlastic literally at the start

[@nixue1973]

Right, very important things.. Japanese: Hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa kōkyōkyokudesu hanbun seishinbyō, byōki, saimin-jutsu wa watashi no aojashin o te ni iremashita sore wa denshi-tekidesu Translation: Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic got my blueprint it's electronic Tf am I saying?? idk.

[@trinb7137]

corpse making people finish his lyrics to stay alive is the funniest thing ever

[@jennymattback3780]

Jack knowing all the lyrics makes it even better for me, I love their friendship

[@trinb7137]

@@jennymattback3780 purest thing to ever exist tbh

[@hellothere702]

@@jennymattback3780 and then jack letting corpse kill him at the end

[@alana.dyer.author]

I'd win that because I know all his songs 🤣

[@thepunmaker6801]

Wine on my white tee, bitches like me. Roflmao

[@melparker940]

“ ANd I’m sO SoRRy!” *corpse filled with confusion and joy*

[@Miriam-eb4oj]

@Johnathan Hayes Blink 182 - I miss you

[@keniacruz7645]

I love seeing how much more comfortable corpse is with them now. He went from barely talking in the first video to playing around with pewds and jack, Very proud of Corpsey :)

[@Helluspropellus]

I loved it when he spoke Swedish

[@this_aster]

@4N631 Tagalog too. He knows a lot of words lmao

[@thekrusad3r290]

@4N631 he know how to say "I wanna be dead" in 5 languages

[@joonkook3842]

@@thekrusad3r290 Well- at least he knows how to say it

[@odimus2132]

2:53 Jack: What's your favourite flower? Corpse: ɨ ȶɦɨռӄ ɨ ʟɨӄɛ ʀօֆɛֆ

[@beckfenn5559]

I thought he said ‘I like roses a lot’ 🧐

[@goaliecalledmike]

I heard "I think I like roses" *random Corpse grunt*

[@mahea.]

"Whats your favorite episode of Happy Wheels that i've done?" "69" A man of culture I see.

[@punmaster2332]

Yet you forgot to say "NICE"

[@eclecticemma]

i wouldve said "all the way"

[@hanaeve__]

N i c e

[@elmtree9951]

Jack: "What's your favorite flower?" Corpse: *demon noises*

[@athenawindyy966]

Yea he said he likes roses my dude

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

Demon noises would have also been a valid answer

[@o0Avalon0o]

I immediately thought of the sound he makes when the lights go out in proximity chat. 🤣

[@shankemgme2797]

should have said corpsebloom

[@raze69420]

Always has been

[@emma_nutella58]

Jack and Nogla: *speaking Irish* Pewds: no speaking in codes it’s cheating

[@Tht-mw1ek]

Timestamp?

[@xylyls]

@@Tht-mw1ek 9:34

[@persephone9307]

Lmao that killed me

[@justaperson4656]

And yet corpse can speak Swedish to felix 👀🤔

[@crowsoto9612]

it wasn't even irish it was just a heavy irish accent lmAO

[@Meghann_Brady]

15:27 you can hear Felix's recorder fade out and its just so lovely 😂😂

[@lynn_tsukino]

Jack: "if I was simping" Editor: "if??" Peak editing

[@MaiaMirabell]

Ooooooo.... at 10:22 give or take... I didnt even notice, thanks so much for commenting so I could search for it. Hilarious!! Robin is pure gold.

[@seran3638]

"Wait Jack died?" "I implemented a new rule."

[@matthewsperry8463]

Dude, no way. They said the same thing as you in the video. No lie

[@seran3638]

@@matthewsperry8463 wow who woulda thunk

[@almightypotatoes9544]

*anyways about the new rule*

[@bluej6107]

@@matthewsperry8463 ...maybe because he was _quoting the video?_

[@matthewsperry8463]

@@bluej6107 Prolly not

[@Random_Person2023]

I want so many clips of CORSPE saying “Science Rules”

[@melissametivier4]

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

[@BonkBoi-hg1oq]

Remember Dave is one of the ones that has seen corpses face

[@annamae3369]

ITS CORPSE THE SCIENCE GUY!

[@maxdecember7485]

Jack: perfect card swipe first time Captions: perfect 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘵 swipe 8:45

[@hamadded7353]

Tbf i thought he said carrot too

[@josoares2478]

Ah yes, CARROT swipe

[@poorvika8297]

Pewds: card swipe Captions: hearts right

[@guerney2000]

"CORPSE will remember that"

[@SpectralFox4248]

12:14 Music

[@DragonneRush]

Dave: It's Jack vs Corspe Jack & Corpse: He's looking sus, let's eject him

[@Kasiarzynka]

"I don't like him, he's a mean judge and I think he's been killing people"

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

[@redacted3132]

@@jdwmyt aHaHaAh

[@cosmicsteinfox]

corspé it sounds like a french word am i wrong

[@cosmicsteinfox]

omg u even edited the commit oh no oh no i did an oopsie guys i just played myself

[@hatstorm1097]

Jack: “What’s your favorite flower?” Me: “Potatoes” Jack: “You may live.”

[@payalkanyal7521]

What did corpse say about the questions answer as

[@punkrocksocks6390]

You do get potato flowers! They’re super pretty!

[@annamorales3681]

Noice

[@hatstorm1097]

@I Am KevinBB x2 No!

[@joyscorpse6124]

@@payalkanyal7521 He likes roses. That's what he said

[@ughitsdany]

Corpse giggling after Seán gets his lyrics right, GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN (time stamp: 10:39)

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

I KNOW ITS SUCH AN ADORABLE MOMENT

[@semobaum4930]

IKR??????????

[@trethetruth5275]

Can i get a timestamp

[@Soloplayzz_777]

How many years Will your mother live Ignore : 0 years😑 Subscription : 7886 years👍😌,. ..

[@cassiedice1857]

I read your comment ad was confused and then got here and died of cuteness

[@Rileyw239]

Jack singing and then Corpse getting flustered is literally the most wholesome thing and literally is making me subscribe to both despite not even being into gamer vids besides among us.

[@AK_golden_rose]

Aye I'm your 666 like

[@bossmanvlogs8363]

Corpse: *goes back to grade school days* “Science rules” 😂

[@michaelnahrilas4679]

BILl nye the SCIenCE GuY...

[@spookydoseart]

@@michaelnahrilas4679 bill bill bill bill bill

[@karley2427]

I was literally about to comment this😂

[@UltraMarineBlue]

(Wheeze)

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!* OR I WILL SCREAM IN TOP OF MY LUNGS

[@Depppature]

Wassup

[@sofiaporras3624]

i love your vids!!

[@renatal.129]

all the BuzzFeed fans are shaking

[@lostparadisegaming2858]

@@renatal.129 ghoul boys intensifies

[@meganstrauss1829]

corpse: "where are they" jack: "and im so sorry" me: that's not the words but i still appreciate it

[@taylan71o]

what song is that? lol

[@austins3399]

@@taylan71o I Miss You by blink-182

[@c0rpx]

"ok tell me a joke" "... oh fuck..." is the most relatable thing I have seen in a long while

[@apostleianlovelette]

That's a mood and a half.

[@mr.miracle0537]

Some body on the floor Jack, Felix and Corpse: Doing swedish lessons.

[@potatopotato8526]

Jäg vil dó

[@samboyle9483]

I saw that and was like excuse me THERE IS A BODY

[@mr.miracle0537]

That makes sense, thank you all. But still it was weird at first.

[@itsfantomukage]

Time stamp

[@drcowbell]

Sean: That's just science Corpse completely off screen: Science Rules

[@justonafloatingspacerock3315]

i died at this part 😭

[@novaemowolf]

I expected them to start singing the "Bill Nye The Science Guy" theme song lol

[@rynntabris]

@@novaemowolf from what I’m aware of, only Americans watch Bill Nye. Which is so sad. The rest of the world doesn’t know that precious gem of the northwest.

[@etchasketch1602]

@@rynntabris I'm from Scotland and once or twice we watched Bill Nye in science when our teachers couldn't be bothered lmao. We do know who he is, and his theme tune is well known anyway lmao

[@rynntabris]

@@etchasketch1602 ahh gotcha. I just know Americans *LOVE* Bill Nye. They played it sooo much during science class in pretty much every grade. Maybe it’s because I live in the same state, but it was extremely popular when I was in school.

[@leahsmith6573]

*Corpse: “Science rules”* Okay, Bill Nye.

[@hopeanderson2385]

Poor Jack didn’t get the reference thougg

[@cjschwieg247]

I NEVER REALIZED THERE ARE PARTS OF THE WORKS WHERE THEY DIDN’T WATCH BILL NYE BEFORE

[@morganosborne5069]

IM SO GLAD SOMEONW ELSE CAUGHT IT AND I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF IT😂

[@exprerimentblack5694]

corpse: "where are they" jack: "and im so sorry" me: that's not the words but i still appreciate it

[@user-sj4mb8bz2o]

What song did he sing there?

[@BinkyBitch]

@@user-sj4mb8bz2o i miss you by blink-182

[@Irish0Neill]

Was pretty close though... and we all knew it immediately.

[@dankwave2electricboogaloo569]

Always appreciate any blink-182 reference these days. Truly miss them.

[@Sil_chan22]

It was so cute 😂

[@o0Avalon0o]

The comedic timing on Jaiden's imposter-kill was to die for.

[@cheeseclover]

all of her kills are amazingly timed

[@doughnutgirl525]

lol to did for

[@juliandate757]

Séan:so how’s your love life? Corpse: E-Girls are ruining it.

[@frogwithhat160]

Isn't the weird thingy on the a , like seàn? Could be wrong tho

[@frickenperson2751]

Bot reported GG no re

[@rosesarerosie4033]

@@frogwithhat160 Seán and it’s a fada :)

[@frogwithhat160]

@@rosesarerosie4033 oh okay.

[@444taylor]

@@frogwithhat160 it’s a fada lol =)

[@twsviolin]

“you can’t kill a man with perfect wires” - jacksepticeye 2020

[@twsviolin]

@mrAnonymous mhm very true

[@nqvy_4546]

Everyone’s straight until Corpse joins the VC

[@elijahmacfarland9000]

joke's on you, im never straight

[@flor9345]

Jokes on you, I’m curvy as hell

[@nonexistent4270]

jokes on you - im lesbian.... until Corpse enters the gc

[@nqvy_4546]

@@nonexistent4270 Corpse is just unanimously attractive

[@nonexistent4270]

@@nqvy_4546 goddammit he really is

[@zarthiarose221]

Sean is in a polyamorous marriage with everyone he's ever played a video game with

[@0h899]

Sweet

[@CylannesJewlz]

lol ya pretty much XD

[@bread6052]

Couldn’t put it any better tbh

[@Salem.Starburst]

Yes

[@owlxle4794]

The dream

[@YongieBear]

CORPSE'S GIGGLES AS HE RUNS AWAY FROM JACK, MY HEART

[@kylieonline5653]

What time was this?

[@Vivian-uk9md]

@@kylieonline5653 10:34

[@kylieonline5653]

@@Vivian-uk9md thank you 😌🙏😊😊🙌💞💕

[@Endwidgeon]

10:36 his little laugh as he’s running away is so cute

[@hiatus6134]

Oml his lil giggles

[@oceanmoyer5051]

Right?! Corpse is so sweet!

[@apollolux]

Corpse: "Science rules." Me: BILL BiLl bIlL BIll biLL bill BILL

[@lazy_captain8387]

BILL Nye tHe ScIeNcE gUy

[@sweetmissirish]

Inertia is a property of matter

[@CrazyKittyCatty]

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[@addyslesser]

T-minus seven seconds

[@CrazyKittyCatty]

Bill Nye the science guy *episode of Bill Nye starts*

[@Seanderson3]

Jack: *_Tell me a joke_* Me: *dO YOu thINk whEN DAvE DIes hE GOEs to THe daVEYaRD??*

[@Kai-iy3kk]

😂😂😂

[@maxman1602]

If someone is afraid of Obama, does that make them Baracknaphobic?

[@sophiewalker6704]

@@maxman1602 i get it but like how is it funny, is Baracknaphobia a real thing..?

[@maxman1602]

@@sophiewalker6704 As far as I'm aware, no. It's something Ross O'Donovan randomly said on Game Grumps while napping off-camera. It's a pun on Obama's first name, Barrack, and Arachnophobia (fear of spiders).

[@fellowanimeperson404]

@@maxman1602 ?

[@rocketracoon709]

Jack: "So anyway I was crushing numbers right?" Jaiden: we don't do that here **kills**

[@jennesadarling1604]

“Where are they” “aNd I’m sO SOrrY” laughing “Oh wait it wasn’t lyrics?” Wheezes for a little bit " He was just asking for directions"

[@That1chickfromtheAddamsfamily]

"Finish the lyrics. Choke me." LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE- "I spilled wine all on my" *sings white t* *runs away giggling*

[@chickadee4316]

C: "What if I'm wrong?" S: "You can never be wrong when you follow your heart" C: [deep inhale] Ad: hi hello! Suspense is fun, right?

[@lastlifejumbo]

Yo I got an ad too! :D

[@alexschofield8085]

Same!! The fucking dramatic tension in that ad!!

[@meandcharadreemurr7121]

Yah same. It was mcdonalds lol

[@sp3ctr-3]

“That’s just science” *in the distance* science rules...

[@me-oo1fr]

My immediate thought was, “BILL BILL BILL”

[@michsilvwat]

I think I also heard “boys drooool”

[@aquasiox4033]

Science rules, boys drool Words to live by.

[@anonymoose6715]

YEAH SCIENCE

[@ascendingprodigal8248]

Corpse deep voice saying science rules 😅

[@Rain-cs3wp]

PJ saying “I implemented a new role” after slaughtering Jack was so ominous

[@dianamaioru497]

It was so casual too. 🤣

[@ClassPresidentAlejandro1999]

I know right but People should learn to do those tasks when you are the imposter

[@sweetmissirish]

That was amazing... so much more motivation lol

[@veedragonjedi]

Corpse sounded like he was about to cry when he killed Seán 😂😂😂 so defeated...

[@snipersmask4249]

Séan: "what's your favorite asteroid?" Felix: "The big one"

[@dianamaioru497]

That part was beautiful.

[@snipersmask4249]

@@dianamaioru497 agreed

[@snipersmask4249]

@Luke Petravicz lmao nice

[@kobeismygoat8396]

Sean gives corpse smooches, really nice guy

[@dcreboss4058]

We watched the video

[@fletcherandjunk2246]

“Silly crew mates not doing their tasks.” *Corpse, Dave, and Jack talking like their at a water cooler.*

[@amnplays3211]

Corpse is like the silent kid at school who prefers to be silent, and only opens up with people he can genuinely trust.

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!*

[@sh_2426]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x stfu

[@Cyrex64]

wtf why are you talking about me Am I corpse?

[@amnplays3211]

@@Cyrex64 This is relatable to most of us and even me.

[@t0aster_101]

Very relatable.

[@MarheaAguilor]

10:36 corpse's most cutest giggle ever

[@CryiiZeref]

Wholesome giggle

[@oregeki]

Dave saying jack and corpse needed to do a rap battle and it cutting to him being ejected made me wheeze, omg that was brilliant

[@nagging_nagrom7571]

That was amazing, also I would love a rap battle between the two of them.

[@kahvipaputyyppi]

I had to pause the video to laugh without hurry 😂

[@babypanda355]

Can you explain the joke? I want to know 🥺

[@schlorping5156]

@@babypanda355 uh, but hard to explain but basically they just didn’t wanna do the rap battle so they agreed to call the button and vote him out for suggesting it instead

[@babypanda355]

@@schlorping5156 i see haha thank you

[@plinplinplonbutwhole6908]

Corpse: Where are they? Jack: AnD i'M sO sOrRy! Sean channeling his inner Blink 182 just saved him lol im ded 🤣🤣🤣

[@spacepresident8707]

But jack sure wasn’t! 😂

[@thegelatinouscube5141]

Enyone else enjoying the fact that corpse husband knows the most depressing shit to say in multiple languages

[@sagetheperson3295]

How many languages now? 7?

[@Allieshaa]

Anyone*

[@nl7887]

j'ai plusieurs troubles mentaux

[@kyohel3]

Is the one who makes scary stories videos?

[@Meraki1312]

Adventures of Grimmgoogles yeah

[@Jaden_Games]

"I feel like i'm in Spain without the S" Me too Jack- Me too-

[@thisisauniquenamebecauseit9640]

Corpse: *embodying Bill Nye the Science Guy* Jack: "bOyS dRoOl"

[@jennieanderson9725]

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY😆

[@jessevancooney6963]

@@jennieanderson9725 BILL BILL BILL BILL

[@switchblade6]

I love that they don't even play the actual game anymore lmao. It's so wholesome watching them just have conversations through the medium of Among Us proximity chat

[@madchenshmirtz5716]

i think this is the perfect example to say "boys will be boys" this was so wholesome and funny to watch

[@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932]

@@madchenshmirtz5716 lmao what- girls can be wholesome like this too. I don’t get what ur point is-

[@kimisadventure96]

@@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932 lol you triggered

[@veridia_]

@@nickfosterxjorobeshipp4932 it's just a saying dude. It means that boys will stay foolish. And almost only the boys were using it to chat sooo i don't see the problem

[@dallischu2950]

@@veridia_ jaden....?

[@scottcohen3703]

Jack: "I've gotta channel my inner Sykkuno to stay alive" Also Jack: *immediately cusses*

[@zkdelta8014]

Sounds like he channeled his inner Michael Reeves

[@wolvesrulez5773]

When I heard Jack say, "Our secret weapon, is *simping,"* I immediately knew he was gonna mention Sykkuno. 😂

[@avitch-san]

If anyone was curious what the joke was, here it is: A man goes to the doctor. After examining him, the GP says: “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets I think it will be okay.” So the doctor gives the man the tablets and the patient asks: “Do I have to take them every day?” “No,” replies the doctor. “Take one on the Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on the Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that.” Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street and he sees the patient’s wife. “Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says. “How’s your husband?” “Oh he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy. “I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor. “I thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.” “Oh the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy. “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!"

[@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468]

THANK YOU i was looking all over for this.

[@ajzephyros7454]

I don't find it funny... or am I not getting it or something

[@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468]

@@ajzephyros7454 Well, the humor is kinda dark but the joke is the doctor told the patient to skip taking the pills on certain days to help with a heart condition. But the patient didn't understand and skipped (as in the exercise) on those days instead, which isn't a good thing for someone with heart problems to do.

[@davinarose2810]

@@reynaavilaramirez-arellano8468 wait hold up I can’t stop laughing 😂🤚 idk why...

[@bluemoonfoxn6181]

Ty was looking for this and as a heart patient myself I find this dark and funny once you get it 😆

[@pan.gremlin]

“You can’t kill me Jack, I’m Irish!” “Ok tell me a joke.” “....oh fuck.” *kills him*

[@gloriaramos4468]

Now I wasn't expecting to be this early. Anyway top of the morning/evening to everyone watching.

[@Zapncy]

Same

[@nuilburn6971]

I’m 7 minutes and your 5minutes lmao

[@saataandagigigi]

same im always late

[@zacharywelch4769]

Happy 2am this mornin

[@3raccoonsinatrenchcoat604]

Dito! Top of the afternoon/evening!

[@crazy_adventures6326]

“You can never be wrong if you follow your heart...” -Jack 2020

[@neathendboss1]

what if my ✨heart✨ says to punch my brother in the face.. does that mean I can? :D

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

@@neathendboss1 yes

[@priseta9290]

What if my heart say to kill my family and kill my self,does that mean i can?:)

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@priseta9290 ofc babe

[@deleted-tc2oy]

@@priseta9290 did you know you can sell the important body parts for a lot of money in the black market I heard it somewhere btw

[@anchovybushwack472]

Sean: "So anyway, I was crunching some numbers and - - " Purple: " *And what, Sean?* "

[@apostleianlovelette]

The numbers: "So anyway, I was crunching Séan..."

[@lux2996]

"I feel like I'm in Spain without the s" had me deeaad 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@destiny0407]

champagne without the cham:,)

[@lux2996]

@@destiny0407 😂😂😂

[@noahplaysgames4933]

campaign without the cam

[@emeraldwitch4817]

@@destiny0407 I haven't heard that one before.

[@lux2996]

@@noahplaysgames4933 🤣

[@Sophistica_hyacinth]

rename this episode to Jack asking his friends questions which they have no idea how to answer

[@shiftyshield7245]

404 likes

Nobody: Jack: “I’m gonna channel my inner Sykkuno” LMAO

[@swag-xk4ue]

"wow what a cool video" "I can't believe this video exists" "it's incredible in every way" "I've never seen a better video"

[@fellowanimeperson404]

Ok

[@fellowanimeperson404]

Ok

[@fellowanimeperson404]

Ok

[@fellowanimeperson404]

Ok

[@aidenepicguy1234]

Ok

[@glitchcoding9144]

8:14 Sean: "so I was crushin' numbers, right?" Jaiden: hello there

[@zuzuarts]

I need a timestamp-

[@anthonywolf7090]

@@zuzuarts 8:14

[@th0ughtsarenegative]

GENERAL KENOBI

[@saatvikkalra6061]

@@th0ughtsarenegative you are a bold one!

[@dianamaioru497]

@@saatvikkalra6061 Your move!

[@ljxyn]

corpse: (speaks in swedish) jack: what does that mean? felix: i wanna die. corpse: *i learned the important things to say*

[@NostalgiaMan]

Everyone has an accent but I struggle to figure out what Corpse's is? Must be Satanish

[@budd139]

His accent is deep

[@snipee9655]

Its u again from dead meat right?

[@bahaedablackaceenthusiast9955]

It called deep midnight accent

[@kiyawilliams1811]

Deep midnight black is his accent

[@CIAGuy178]

@I Am KevinBB x2 You're such an amazing person! Dont worry mate , I'll tell all my buddies to send the most heartwarming comments on your videos, you're welcome!

[@kelleywalker6552]

Pewds running away screaming after that knock knock joke was funny

[@kelleywalker6552]

@GeBugged 13:50

[@emma_nutella58]

Jack: I mean if we stay here we can’t die Dave: *gets killed immediately after*

[@dylanholshouser9969]

Seriously 3 times; At least switch accounts.

[@emma_nutella58]

@@dylanholshouser9969 why would I do that?

[@Johan-fo7kd]

I died when corpse went "Straight up crushing it bro"

[@Nutticuss]

Jack: how’s your love life Corpse: Oh man. Oh- I. Oh wow so I-

[@BreezyWinter]

crushin it bro

[@zoedixon9737]

Read this as it happened lmao

[@hologram6543]

When you hear Corpses voice: OH.... well that's cool. Corpse: *likes roses* Us: awwwwwwwwwwww

[@darkrose7634]

MY HEART IS MELTING OF CUTENESS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kareli8763]

10:35 this has got to be one of the most cutest laughs ever

[@geneveling4842]

I'm replying the laughs, too cute

[@RainPainAway]

7:15 jaidens laugh here is so cute and wholesome as well

[@Camiloves1D29]

corpse's little giggle when sean finished the lyrics to white tee made my hear go uwu

[@PismotHello]

shut up jesus christ

[@jasminem846]

@@PismotHello damn who hurt you

[@PismotHello]

@@jasminem846most furries and weebs are really annoying to me

[@charlies4349]

@@PismotHello uwu

[@katlyn6928]

@@PismotHello uwu

[@emma_nutella58]

Jack: here’s my impression of Corpse, Hey Corpse: Holy shit, Holy shit Dave: that’s so like him :0 Jack and Corpse: :)

[@paddy650]

dude stop commenting so much shhit

[@Acromonium]

let the guy/girl do what they want.

[@beirdo102]

Yes

[@claire-ti6cw]

Seán**

[@justsimpingovermanythings6568]

Time-stamp??

[@jamirasingss6518]

Corpse’s reaction to “so how’s your love life?” IS THE SAME AS MINE just incoherent flustered sounds

[@amethystblob]

"I think a rap battle is in order." "Uhh..." Dave was ejected. 😂😂😂

[@LUCAS420BLZ]

Can't break the duo of Corpse and Jack

[@christiansoul01]

I died at that part 😂

[@lanehenkle6400]

That was probably my favorite part 🤣

[@yamboingg]

“I mean if we just stay here, we cant DIE” Dave immediately gets killed

[@Chronicler9]

"I think a Rap Battle is in order." "... uhh-" *Dave was ejected* XD Ya'll also killed me along with him!

[@landonsolomon6227]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughin

[@felkem2118]

@@landonsolomon6227 ohhhhhh, I see what you did there 😏👉👉

[@daethalion1725]

Dave: "Alright, I think a rap battle is in order." *Dave was ejected*

[@Pulsarnix]

Daithi: "You can't kill me because I'm Irish...blood is thicker than water" Jack: *kills Daithi anyway*

[@Dualtaa]

Because he got the saying wrong despite being Irish lmao how dare he

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

Just because his blood is thicker doesn't mean it won't get splattered all over the walls.

[@pestylucas7406]

And I ran out of cornstarch

[@sxbiishi]

I love how Dave, Seán and Corpse got a peaceful conversation of their love lives in the middle of a corridor, while the others are getting killed somewhere else👌🏻😂

[@potatopotato8526]

Nogla: blood is thicker than water. Corpse: is actually Irish-Mexican

[@anichka101]

Wow he's even more my dream person

[@shay8143]

He’s Mexican?

[@cyanidecherrypie]

@@shay8143 yes! :)

[@Vixen1409]

Why is that the best combination of nationalities ever that sounds amazing

[@irishukulele1199]

these reply’s are making me so happy because i’m also irish-mexican 🥺

[@communist_oranges]

Are we just glossing over how Dave said he's doing good and his meds are working and that makes me happy and should make everyone really happy for him? And how happy he was that Jack was happy for him?

[@soccerruben1]

CORPSE: ''Straight up CRUSHING you, bro.'' *CRUSH ME LIKE YOU CRUSH ME WHEN YOU CRUSH ME*

[@lonelycoffee8374]

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU CHOKE ME WHEN YOU CHOKE ME

[@agnesrenulf6036]

HATE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME WHEN YOU HATE ME

[@veedragonjedi]

YoUr WaIfU suCkS... YOuR fAvOurItE aNimE iS trAsH....

[@soup5331]

@@agnesrenulf6036 LOWKEY WANNA LOWKEY WHEN YOU LOWKEY

[@sweetalkk]

"What.... what did I do wrong" I was not prepared. Between all the weddings, betrayal, talent shows etc. JACKSEPTICEYE is building us an amongus soap opera

[@user-uj7zb7hw3x]

*OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENTS ON MY VIDEO!!* OR I WILL THREATEN YOU TO HATE MY VIDEO

[@victini1martini971]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x stfu mate

[@amberb.6395]

@@user-uj7zb7hw3x nah, you get reported instead

[@letskeepcreatingstudios]

When Felix does the recorder sound during the race: RIP sensitive hearing.

[@liliwarner9058]

Love how Jack immediately thought Sykkuno impression after thinking simp

[@kyon8549]

10:48 Corpse : "Where are they?" Jack: "aNd i'M sO soRrY" Niceblink 182 impression right there jack 😂