The Hat Chat Podcast

[@Chyrnobyl66]

"now, describe yourself, Tom" me: "uhhh...imagine a 30 yr old Santa after 2 pints"

[@serenityindeed]

More like 35 lol

[@SierraManiac]

@@serenityindeed 35 pints

[@Cheesepuff8]

Yeah I was thinking skinny young brown haired Santa

[@nothanks9503]

So Santa back before he found his calling and was just a bar fly?

[@theeutecticpoint]

It's simple, I see any of the Toms: I click never disappointed

[@st0rmforce]

I want a show with all the Toms, where they spend most of the time clarifying which Tom they're talking to each time they speak. That's the dream

[@sambuck8710]

arent there like 5 tom clarks

[@GreyArchives]

More Tom collabs!

[@Western_Gopnik]

Yeah tom, I gotta start watching Tom’s videos more again.

[@Wolfencreek]

Tom and Smith should do a DNA test 🤣

[@Daedrex]

They test eachothers dna all the time

[@Wolfencreek]

@@Daedrex taste tests don't count

[@MoxStash]

Along with Prince Harry and Simon Lane

[@bierrollerful]

33:17 The thought that, some day, some alien species might end up worshipping Tom and the boiks as mysterious alien precursors pleases me greatly.

[@moondusk8385]

Always great to see Hat Chat boys , always great to see awesome guests too. Thank you boys.

[@YourAverageTurtle]

Yeah I wish hat films did more collaborations in general

[@ivaeradon4570]

Fucking Hannah up in the house. What a great intro.

[@ethan-loves]

Y'all have great chemistry with Tom!

[@MontySaurusRex_]

Tom has great chemistry with everyone.

[@michael741]

bro said yall

[@MontySaurusRex_]

@@michael741 And? Y'all is just a shortened form of you all.

[@michael741]

@@MontySaurusRex_ I know that mate hahahahah, it's cringe

[@MontySaurusRex_]

@@michael741 You're cringe for giving a fuck about people saying y'all.

[@thesecondkate]

omg i vividly remember all the videos they mentioned at the start!! Sterling castle for the Witcher was fucking amazing ahhaha

[@Jambunctious]

Bam! And then there was a guest on hat chat!

[@CityOfDoors]

Buggery on the Poop deck was right there guys,..

[@fezzverbal]

Great episode guys, loved it. Also Hannah killing it with that fingle, I got some real feels from that. Respect.

[@SaxaphoneWalrus]

Hell yeah Trott, Tom & Simon spooky games were/are the best.

[@elk3195]

Gotta be one of my fav fingles, thanks Hannah!

[@sebasfrankes6501]

Ow this is going to be a good combo

[@timothybaldwin6832]

You guys should do a special podcast episode as the orcs!

[@Terinije]

The place to have buggery on a boat is clearly the poopdeck. I don't care if they bring up the joke later or if someone else posted that here, I'm typing this as soon as the question was posed.

[@connorwatt507]

Yesss, can't wait to watch this.

[@ivaeradon4570]

Fucking. Yes. Tom. Benworkisforben. Clark.

[@DragonFiesta]

so, storm troopers were doomed from the start. on account of the constant buggering

[@Cheesepuff8]

32:12 Apparently people think there’s around 100 billion stars in our galaxy, each usually having planets/a planet, and then apparently they think there’s a couple trillion galaxies So I feel like there’s definitely other intelligent alien life, it’s just all insane distances away from each other Some scientist said he thinks there could be up to 5 alien civilisations in our galaxy Also I’d say being against incest is evolutionary, it’s not a thing any animal does unless it “has” to, and it’s a simple and extremely helpful thing to evolve

[@positronalpha]

There's the three physical dimensions, but also a shitton of time - I agree that it is certain that there is intelligent life elsewhere, but it being anything like humanity becomes less likely when you consider the time available for their evolution to happen.

[@stuartrockin]

BAM! shit the beds what granmama always used to say

[@Valsorayu]

I read that as "The Horrifying Truth About Clowns".

[@nothanks9503]

The horrifying truth about clowns is anyone could be a clown in disguise

[@FluxNationStudios]

Great Pod!

[@GenerallyDepressing]

Certainly didn't expect a deep conversation about aliens and buggering your own clone, but much appreciated. Thanks for the HatChat!

[@gyroscope915]

3:00 so if I was looking for this video of them all drunk singing in the bathroom before the neighbor tells at them, where would I find it

[@ImRizziql]

We havent seen a collab with Bouphe in a while?

[@gfox9295]

Yeah! Sips, Tom, and Bouphe... the best guests.

[@nothanks9503]

Antibiotics were invented in 1910 btw but not widely used until during the world wars

[@EzekielHateable]

Great video as always.

[@RedSntDK]

21:32 Interesting to see Tom's body language change, thumbing the mic stand and so on, as he started living out this weird fantasy setting 😆

[@threemoo]

In Germany they only have paracetamol at pharmacies, but there are pharmacies literally everywhere. Where I'm staying I've seen areas where there are multiple pharmacies on the same street some times next door to each other.

[@vyr1605]

This was a delight

[@anthonyfletch]

This is bomb, love Tom and the hats!!

[@jakebyers8456]

Almost all of the only reasons I get on KZbin are here. Just get Sips and it’s all golden Edit: I mean…can you get James Acaster? That’d be it.

[@Cassius40k]

Tom should play Soma, it fits with his channel content and the hypothetical clone / AI question they discussed today.

[@Samouraii]

The AI discussion is also the theme of the game SOMA

[@squishy8700]

Toms back!

[@marvineetron]

God toms great, gotta get Tom back on

[@bryansavage5472]

i like when you guys say DUDE, LUL

[@Mr.AffaDavid]

Hats! Tom!?!

[@jenniferfox5586]

Has Trott flashed his new tat yet??

[@netwt42oz]

the dream team!

[@SkyKnight742]

This is a test

[@croakerb]

Wrong episode to watch drunk

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Maedelrosen]

7

[@Cyrathil]

"You can either let us help you, or..." Missed a chance to quote the meme: Congratulations, you are being rescued. Please do not resist.

[@SkyKnight742]

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[@ctulhuone]

10:17 I've had a momentary sense of panic when I heard Ross say "adjEctive" instead of "Adjective". I'd thought I've been teaching English wrong for ten years but then I looked it up and the stress is on the first syllable. Fucking native speakers dumb af lmao

[@bemusedpenguin3410]

The coke fiend himself

[@Dlugemusic]

can we vote to replace Smith with Tom?

[@threemoo]

This week on "I never agree with Smith" we have a special episode, this one's called "Smith's chatting absolute BS": No Smith, "all behaviours" of a human being are not socially constructed, you'd have to be utterly stupid to actually believe that. Every single living organism on the planet from the largest tree to the tiniest single cell amoeba have natural behaviours that are necessary for them to exist.

[@askewopal]

You're thinking of instincts. Instinct is an action that occurs immediately on a trigger. Learned behavior is an action that the person learns through observation, education or experience.

[@threemoo]

@@askewopal You're specifying "learned" for a reason. What you're actually describing is a theory that has not been proven. (and will not be proven)

[@mat6732]

idk why you’re being so inflammatory about it

[@askewopal]

@@threemoo learned behaviors are learned, as opposed to innate behaviors i.e. instincts. Clearly Smith was referring to the former. It is backed by numerous studies, Pavlov's dogs being just one well known example.

[@threemoo]

@@askewopal but this is my point. Smith said all behaviours, that's what I meant. Everyone in this comment chain agreed I just misunderstood what the first reply was actually saying, sorry about that.

[@zindi1138]

sure like Tom !!!