The Hat Chat Podcast

[@omarsaleem7187]

I am constantly amazed (and disturbed) by Alex's absurd stream of consciousness.

[@ClarkeyPirate]

The McDonald's scenario sounds like the perfect setting for the next jingle jam album 😍

[@sabermachine3296]

YESSSSS

[@nocturnalarrow4678]

Recently got back into watching these boyz. Enjoy it, comment for the algorithm.

[@dylanb3283]

Tears in my eyes from laughing at imagining Ross flagging people down to collect their dogs shit in his M&S bag for life

[@davidvasey5065]

Rummaging through the dog shit bins

[@Wackydude27]

Thanks for using my fingle boiks, glad you liked it!

[@SaintPhoenixx]

"Ah I've been McShot! McMedic!"

[@zakmaniscool]

"Tell my McWife I McLove her..." "YOU'RE GONNA McTELL HER YOURSELF!"

[@SaintPhoenixx]

​@@zakmaniscool"Don't you McDie on me!"

[@cayansc1]

My first thought would be to hide it in the cellulose in the back corner of my attic in the crawl space. If they find it there, they deserve it. I asked my wife. She said the bottom drawer of her dresser. She said, “Nobody would bother.” 🤦‍♂️

[@Bennetherway]

I’ve had to pause for breath so many times already this episode jesus Smith

[@LD-bj4xc]

For the first question I’d put it inside a wall then run outside to all the rubbish bins and just fill every room with so much rubbish it takes up all the time

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

I love how often About Time comes up with the lads

[@C_1337]

Man. I'll never get sick of these fuckers 😂 easily one of the funniest Hat Chats I've seen.

[@Casowsky]

25:58 "he loved it", and lowering down into the deep fat fryer grave fuck sakes guys let me breathe

[@HighlandPhoenix]

I mean, Taco Bell won the franchise wars by the time of Demolition Man...

[@SolstaceWinters]

Aw man, this particular episode was minging. Top bantz this episode. Whoever sent in the hypotheticals this time were spot on.

[@Geeze]

Good day chaps🎩

[@SmythJunior]

I still have a cps1000 and let me tell you, I have never had a better or more powerful water pistol! Stuff of dreams

[@videogamer596]

I love that Chris Trott’s sole desire from transhumanism is to become a blob that squeezes into things.

[@bierrollerful]

*Chris Blobb

[@patrickmellor4704]

great questions and answers

[@thekingofcardboard]

I can hide the key anywhere in my house? I'll just keep it in my pocket. Maybe they won't think of that

[@Xanthanarium]

Simply keep swapping it to your other pocket behind your back if they try to search your pockets

[@XTorinX]

McMurdered 😢

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Nice 🎉

[@KuroKaizer]

for the first one you could stick the key in one of those piggy banks you have to break to get into

[@mostlyharmless7154]

Would stick it to the inside frame of an open window with tape, then close that window and lock it. Good luck opening it without breaking it. Making an absolute mess and hiding it is also a solid answers - but do you have enough trash in your house to make said mess 🤔

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I would go with the bathtub full of dogshit, tell them the key is in there, but it's in my pocket the whole time.

[@BigBossMonkeytE]

Plaster the key into a wall, they'd have to break the plaster to retrieve it. Ezpz

[@mostlyharmless7154]

You’ve got 10 mins 😅

[@zachariahnye4953]

This was hilarious

[@asimplearc3245]

Algorithm comment for the best bois

[@Kiltiee]

first like first comment

[@Spannana1]

[@girlgamer4444]

Why not rappe it in bread. Think. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️