the haunting of BLY MANOR | episode 9 CRACK | humor

prayer circle for netflix to leave me alone...
disclaimer.
dani and jamie are in love. lady in the lake/eddie who?
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/ _pattybab_
you guys are the best
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started on October 29th - finished on October 30th
edited on Adobe Premiere Elements 2018
other software used OBS Studio; Audacity; XMediaRecode
thumbnail created on Affinity Photo
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[@PattyBab]

what a struggle on this one! I had to remove several segments due to copyright claims from netflix. I'm very upset about cutting out the dani, jamie and viola version of "just us and your friend steve". I hope y'all still like it. Not as funny as the rest (because the source material is so sad) and it's very hard to edit dani and jamie in those emotional scenes. How do these amazing people on insta and twitter do it?

[@haileyscott7144]

The "and your friend steve" clip would have been amazing!! Why netflix!!! Also thank you for making me happy when im sad about the show.

[@samuelpowell443]

you should do the haunting of hill house next

[@alexysylwia8315]

I want what they have too ...

[@alexysylwia8315]

Can I give you a Ipomoea !?

[@PattyBab]

@@alexysylwia8315 sure

[@mollies3979]

ALSO, it is SO sad when dani finds out the kids don't remember anything, including her sacrifice

[@rebekab1579]

that shattered me. SHATTERED ME

[@notme8606]

especially when you remember why Dani took the job in the first place. She wanted to make a positive effect in their lives and she did but they dont even remember.

[@mollies3979]

ALL of Jaime's outfits were crazy. When Dani sees viola in the door, and then Jaime smiles at her, that is her best look.

[@theincfiles]

I don't know, it's a tie between the mattress scene jamie or the civil union jamie and let's be real that second one is DADDY jamie.

[@syreceevans5662]

Omg Jamie’s outfit when dani saw viola wa fireeee 🔥🔥🔥🔥 it’s disappointing that we only got a glimpse of it

[@lsjaowhwbkwhwksha5926]

FRR

[@allycat1912]

​@@syreceevans5662so true.

[@VibrantlyDark]

Jamie: Wait is that my wife ? *zooooom* Killed me 🤣

[@songbird6414]

*protective wife mode activated* Kind of sums up Jamie’s character tbh

[@shinko6123]

@@songbird6414 heck yes

[@juliragno4496]

this is the only way I can "rewatch" the last episode without crying

[@susanah0202]

You are strong, I cried...again even here💔

[@snackysneaks]

I’ve rewatched this show 3 times now (as I introduce it to family/friends for their first time) and it has made me cry each time. It doesn’t hurt any less, I just know when to zone out and stare at the ceiling now. 💔

[@jeannolacroix8900]

Jamie: *calls Danny Poppins* Danny: *gay panic* Fandom: *SCREAMING*

[@allaboutchallenges5497]

Dani*

[@jeannolacroix8900]

@@allaboutchallenges5497 oups my badddd

[@virginiecortes]

You talked about hand placement, but can we talk about how AMAZINGLY HOT Jamie looked in that outfit??? My heart cannot take it

[@PattyBab]

she’s a fashion icon

[@MH-wd1gu]

How could you also miss Jamie groping Dani in that scene too😭😭😭

[@Alex-gc7yv]

Those legs oh my oh my

[@sofiaravandoni9100]

@@MH-wd1gu the same way I missed Jamie whispering "thank f*ck" when the kissed the first time episode 4

[@virginiecortes]

@@sofiaravandoni9100 omg SAME

[@the_sol8389]

the way dani says jamie’s name at 6:13 really breaks my heart because you can really hear the pain and love in her voice

[@francisxyz5412]

I think that's the only time dani says her name! (Not sure + could be totally wrong)

[@dalizluciano6526]

The Hand, The Leg and The Lips. Jamie was clear on her mission. Distracting Dani ... I see you Jamie, we see you!

[@lizcatchings6905]

It's Jamie wearing the same thing she woke up and just booking it to the lake without hesitation for me

[@broodycupcake679]

WHO WOULD AGREE WITH ME? I think the saddest scene for me was when Jamie found Dani facing the water in tjr bathtub and she tells her that she isnt scared of Viola anymore. And esp when she told jamie "What if I just accept it and go?" Take a look at Jamie's acting, the way she refuses kept uttering "No, No, no" damn that was just heartbreaking. I think the whole bathtub sccene was heartbreaking. Every line, and the way Amelia and Victoria portrays their character, it's really freaking sad 🤦

[@mini0777]

Now fan-fictions are my only respite😭

[@PattyBab]

same

[@songbird6414]

Don’t worry there are plenty fix-it fics where they ride off into the sunset without a care in the world as we live in denial🙂

[@elonpizza7744]

oooh @mini0777 any recs?

[@remmxt3205]

@@songbird6414 WHERE ARE THOSE FANFICS I NEED TO READ THEM TO TAKETHR PAIN AWAY PLEASE

[@songbird6414]

@@remmxt3205 if you’re serious AO3 has a ton(like twelve pages worth) of damie fics. They vary from their first night together to the aftermath and Jamie dealing with it to a literal au where it’s the office but with HoBM characters(literally the funniest thing I’ve read in a while). I’d definitely check it out. One that I read that’s been my favorite so far has Dani drown but get resuscitated after about seven minutes and that’s enough for her and Viola to be separated and for Dani to move on from it. Yes I’ve read a lot of their fanfiction don’t at me

[@10animallover10]

Loved the 'Wait, is that my wife? Overprotective wife mode activated' part. Prety sure that's exactly what Jamie thought there! At the 'And I know we can't technically get married' part I litterly said aloud 'Come to The Netherlands! You can here! 8D' *proud of country regarding LGBTQ rights and the fact we were this first country in the world who legalized same-sex marriage*

[@toria7242]

The way I still cried at their proposal scene even though this is a crack video 😭😫.

[@athiathira8637]

'How I sleep knowing that i'll never find love' 😭Same dude S.a.m.e!

[@mini0777]

You sound like Victoria-Pedretti...............you are so Dani😳

[@PattyBab]

really?

[@lilyfoster2843]

literally what i was thinking

[@virginiecortes]

@@PattyBab you REALLY do

[@virginiecortes]

@@PattyBab also hey, hi, how old are you? You gay? Lol jk... unless...?

[@Cupcake.97]

Yeah you really do

[@beth5764]

WHEN THEY WERE KISSINNG WHEN THEY WERE FIRDY MOVING INTO THEIR APARTMENT AND DANIS EYES ROLLEDOH MY GOD

[@xxxtraktorcion3395]

what pushed me over the edge when i started sobbing uncontrollably was older jamie wearing her ring (you could see it when she was hugging flora) that was like the final blow

[@PattyBab]

that was just mean. Or the scene before that when she was finishing up the story and you could see her twisting/fumbling the ring on her finger. 🥲

[@agathaflorchu]

u forgot when dani and jamie share the ciggaret at owens restourant :(

[@PattyBab]

I had to cut a few things out, because of netflix copyright claims. this one unfortunately had to go!

[@mhj7021]

I just realised that this is the last bly manor crack video. Oh no. Please make like these! (also p.s. you have a very calming voice) Loved your TBH crack vids too!

[@thecourrrr]

Excuse me as I replay the scene of Dani slipping her hand into Jamie that I didn't see before 🥰😖😭

[@bipashasingh3849]

3:14 I like her eyes like that too

[@Cam-ml8dd]

why go to therapy when you can just rewatch these videos over and over again

[@PattyBab]

glad I can offer some comfort! I still go to therapy though 😆

[@mhj7021]

omg 2 videos released within one hour of each other THANKS

[@biapompeu4580]

okay, I havent seen anyone pointing that so I will. The way dani rolls her eyes on 4:18. please netflix, why did you did this to me?

[@Person-ws6mj]

If you haven’t already can you also do haunting of hill house crack. Also thank you so much for making these crack videos they really helped with dealing with the pain of this show.

[@jessm9362]

the FACt that dani got a claddagh ring makes me heart huRt

[@itsv1989]

btw u shouldve put a clip that the audio says"yo u wanna some real speed btch " and then dani speed walking... idk if u have done it already cuz im ✨dori✨

[@brunads3286]

How unexpected it was to hear you hahahahaha What a beautiful voice, btw!! Thank you for the vids, they helped me cope with this ending.......

[@raquelbazancondezo2972]

4:57min 😭 *fandom crying bc we know how much time they have left*

[@mauvee5062]

7:29 --- This is me everytime I watch Bly Manor. Thanks again for your amazing crack videos, got me laughing a lot. Hopefully you'll make more crack videos.

[@magdalenr.b.8584]

THE BELOVED SERIES CAN'T BE OVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but seriously, this has made me laugh harder then i have for a loooong time. so thank you. best thing in quaratine was these vids. periodt You have earned a sub and a friend. maybe a bonus bly manor crackkkkk??????? ;) ps. i'm so in love with dani its not even funny lollll

[@PattyBab]

all good things come to an end eventually ): thanks for the support! my dms are always open. we’re all in love with her.

[@magdalenr.b.8584]

@@PattyBab love you girl!

[@kezarus1]

NOT YOU VIBING VIOLA’S SINGING TO HEAVY METAL LOVER 😭😭🤣🤣

[@gunzueta1451]

i died 😂

[@pasta123]

The scene where you pointed out loving her eyes like that is literally my favourite thing just, the look on her face is so sweet 🥺🥺

[@melyssa6828]

the thing that break my heart is that dani will be forver in the lake and she will watch her love dies💔 plus, she will sleep, wake, walk, forget, forget all the memories she shared with jamie and THIS makes me cry

[@mildamaria2829]

ok but the fact that jamie reached for dani the first thing in the morning and she was gone...

[@tannuandmannu93]

They did them dirty. And I'm never getting over them 😭

[@quinneverett2704]

I cannot get over these videos my GOD bless your entire soul

[@theheck7186]

hii!! I also made video of this series, you can check it out anytime if you want to😉🥰

[@manzanacanela9536]

no one dani: 🧿👄👁️

[@beckyxcris]

girl!!!! you are a f*cking genius! please keep doing this amazing job! it's wonderful, perfectly 'futher mocking' splendid

[@emmastaub5630]

1:48-1:51 *Omg that gave me goosebumps for some reason. I love the thoughts she made her have* 😂🥰😅

[@chroniclemagpie1081]

Over protective wife mode sdkghfh I love

[@Rod17]

your videos for Bly manors cracks were out of the world ... we really appreciate your videos... keep em coming, we need that CRACK. :)

[@kataaa94]

Dani's outfit were on point too! When they said goodbye to the kids at Bly she looked so good in this jeans jacket and hoodie 😍

[@giovannafreitasmissura2237]

2:17 wait a minute, hold on... "the rest is just... [confetti?] Was she really going to say that? 😱🤯 (I'm rewatching these cracks bc they're awesome!)

[@lyndanevin2880]

WHEN I SAY THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE VIDEOS IN EXISTENCE i am seriously flitting between tears of laughter and tears of pure ungodly sadness

[@ticomat]

THESE BLY MANOR CRACK VIDEOS ARE AMAZING AS ALL HELL!! THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH FOR MAKING THEM!

[@emmastaub5630]

3:15 *I like her eyes like that as well*

[@notyourplateofbiscuit]

"it's you, it's me, it's us." Always reminds me of Bruno's "Is it you, is it me, say it's us and I'll agree" 😂😂

[@funesgiorgia]

Thank you so much this is such a nice way to finish my week

[@niapolong]

Real talk I'm too much of a coward to actually watch bly, but I can't resist the story, so I basically 'watch' the show and learn plot points through your videos. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

[@ghenwaelmoujabber792]

At 5:25 " she says it's enough for me if it's enough for you " . This sentence was sung in hill house at Nell's wedding.

[@allycat1912]

I love how jamie went in for that kiss in the flower shop.

[@Nameless00Soul]

6:40 and 7:00 were perfectly accurate. Uhg im sobbing but this was so good! Thank you for making these ❤

[@lexiwatsonshethey1407]

Just found and binged watched all of these videos. They are really well done, props for your editing skills. Loved them all. Jaime and Dani are my new fav ship/OTP amongst so many..

[@gemeny20]

Need a crack only about Dani and Jamie!!!

[@leid.s8707]

Your cracks on bly manor are hillarious. Well done.

[@gemmasands9746]

I have to say, your placement of the reactions during these crack videos you made, were completely on point and how I was literally reacting to each of those same scenes when I was watching the Show... Well Done with how you brought the realism into it as I am positive everybody who watched these will also agree, they all reacted in the exact same way... Loved them and added them to my Damie playlist 😉

[@devaldyjonathan]

it was the outro for me 😭 u're so sweet 💛💛

[@skylarluna4941]

Your humor & editing skills are so good! Also like your voice, so calm.

[@danyaquinos]

Thank you for the videos, now I healed the depression I acquired at the end of the series. And your voice is so calming, good for ASMR

[@i4gots1]

Well keep expressing yourself because this shit is gold! I’ve seen all kinds of crack type videos, yours are the best!

[@clarizem7231]

Thank you for making me laugh through the pain. 😢👉👈

[@erinsecker1988]

these may truly be the funniest crack vids i've ever seen like every single one has made me belly laugh and now i've found myself looking forward to new ones,, thank you for making them!!!

[@benjigalvani]

Here's a thing: I'm grieving over a friend's tragic death that occurred yesterday and your cracks are basically making me smile like she did once, so thank you.

[@PattyBab]

I'm so sorry for your loss! I'll try extra hard to keep you smiling and laughing in the future!

[@benjigalvani]

@@PattyBab thank you, I'm really grateful

[@TheHourofTheSun]

I’m STILL crying, don’t think I’ll ever get over this 🥺😭

[@maubeerbluffin4552]

I'm in love with your voice :o

[@PattyBab]

_thanks_

[@cibellebrandao_]

So Perfectly Splendid as always 🤣🤧💞💞 thanks 💞💞 be safe 💞💞 your voice is so sweet 🤧💞💞

[@charlottewrigley5069]

Ahhhh I found the video for episode one intending to just watch one and here I am at this last video bc they were so funny and relatable I couldn’t stop watching!! Honestly I was laughing so much I had so much fun watching thanks for making theeem!! 😄

[@Alex-gc7yv]

Patty has a perfectly splendid voice

[@PattyBab]

🥰

[@elesc1839]

Dios estos cracks me han salvado la cuarentena, gracias JAJAJJA Con este último he llorado y me he reído a la vez memeo, brutalisimo

[@sofiaravandoni9100]

omg the hand placement i never noticed that before when i saw it here i DIED. I cant un see it anymore

[@crimpskimp7235]

thank you so much for creating these absolute works of ArTtTt...did I still cry watching this video...yes...am I ever gonna recover from bly manor....nope, never

[@sophiajosephine4070]

My God do i LOVE these videos. They were the only way to keep me sane after watching this crazy show and you really made me laugh. I would love to see crack videos of yours about the haunting of hill house :)) by the way, you seem awesome. Great work 😘

[@PattyBab]

I gotchu 😉 kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rTdmhmaqicgtk

[@sophiajosephine4070]

@@PattyBab yaaaaaaas we stan!

[@Di-gd7xn]

Only thing keeping me sane after watching this episode. Well still crying, but less! Thank you so much!!! I really needed this. *sobbing*

[@jessicavalazza4607]

PATTY! I HOPE YOU KNOW I WATCHED THIS ENTIRE SHOW TO WATCH YOUR CRACK VIDS! Also, lowkey crying over the ending at work. I love your crack, you are very very talented. And your voice is amazing, as always.

[@potatao4771]

BUT WHY IS your voice so soothing omg

[@ncc_1827]

Just finished bingeing the whole playlist for the Bly crack videos! This is my therapy after watching the series. Also,, I subscribed to you since all of your crack vids are rlly good!

[@musicallyinlove28]

Thank you soooo much for making all the bly manor crack videos! Looove all of them.

[@EmmadeTerre]

THANK YOUUUUU FOR EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF THIS!! I truly had TEARS in my eyes whenever I watched them, all of them were masterpieces!! Ahhh thank youuuuu

[@NaiiNizzle]

awesome job and I love your beautiful message at the end!!

[@sabsnap8318]

your voice is so beautiful, patty 🥺😔

[@kasiachojnacka4433]

Thaaaank YOU! I've been here from the beginning with the USWNT videos, through Teenage Bounty Hunters, and now with Bly Manor and you keep being amazing, giving us the best fandom content there is ;) The last couple of days have been mentally draining (my country is kinda in the middle of a revolution of sorts, so ya know...) so it's been great to be able to come here and just relax. Can't wait to get crazy about some new gay AF show only to find out that you love it too ;)

[@johanneevrard7320]

Your voice is so relaxing omg and btw thank you so much for all these crack videos

[@carolinedixon4257]

AAAAAA I just got done bingeing these and thank you so much man, your bly manor vids are honestly the only way I can even process this show :,))))

[@PattyBab]

I’m glad I could help! I think I’ve fully recovered now after making the videos and letting time do the rest. At least I don’t spend my mornings searching for bly manor edits on instagram anymore. 😅

[@coletteee87]

I LOVE these videos! Thanks for putting the time in to make them!

[@luizaoliveira9660]

Thank u so much for those cracks! I needed that! U got me laughing WHILE crying. U r amazing! Loved it

[@TaschaMonique]

Omfg 😂😂 this killed me! Excellent job poppins!! Ahhhhh! I cant believe this is already episode 9 I loved these so so much thank you for making these love. These have brought me so much joy seriously you have skills making Crack videos! I watch all these randomly to cheer myself up so seriously thank you! 💕💕👏👏💕💕

[@SDavid3388]

I started 2023 with your Bly Manor cracks. Something is wrong with me or not? I'm a dark soul am I? Happy New Year Patty.

[@HealingInsideMyMind]

This was the best Crack series I’ve seen all year!!! Yes!!! I loved this!!!!!

[@EuphoriaLacrymosa]

these are literally the best cracks ive seen

[@debbie995]

You’re amazing Patty! ❤️

[@facadingly]

I love your videos and I love your voice as well!

[@eroinledans8166]

it's so sad and just as gorgeous

[@theheck7186]

hii!! i posted video of this series, you can check it out anytime if you want to😉🥰

[@noemiealonso3523]

Thank you for your videos, i love them so much !! 😍

[@Alex-gc7yv]

How can you turn the heartbreaking EP9 into a funny pie 🤣🤣🤣 gonna love you glass half full genius 😆😆😘😘

[@PattyBab]

I’m your most negative and pessimistic person you’ll ever meet, so it’s rather amusing that you’re calling me a glass half full person 🙃💀

[@Alex-gc7yv]

@@PattyBab my bad 😝

[@allaboutchallenges5497]

Your laugh/voice is adorable 🥰

[@cassieroo17]

These videos have been so good and so funny!! Thank you for making them! Seriously I was laughing so loud at your jokes sometimes that I woke up my sleeping mother (oops) I’m definitely subscribing and hearing your voice was really nice! Thank uuu!

[@constanceclootie9638]

I finished all the episodes! Purfectly splendid! Hope you will create WYNONNA EARP CRACK next time! You're awesome, man!

[@magasupermana]

Love your voice and your edits!!