The Honeymooners Complete Compilation of Ralph Kramden Fat Jokes from the Classic 39 Episodes

This is the ultimate fat joke collection from "The Classic 39 Episodes" of the Honeymooners. This season was from 1955-1956 and starred Jackie Gleason (Ralph Kramden), Art Carney (Ed Norton), Audrey Meadows (Alice Kramden) and Joyce Randolph (Trixie Norton). Set in Bensonhurst Brooklyn, Ralph, the lovable loudmouth, is usually on the receiving end of a few fat jokes per episode but out of all 39 episodes, there are only 4 shows where poor Ralph is spared (#22, #23, #27 & #33)

[@chrisozzy56]

Seen these all twenty times , and I STILL laugh at them . Kramden and Norton's interactions can't be surpassed . This is the Gold Standard for situation comedies .

[@misterpeppercorn3078]

Absolutely one of the greatest TV shows EVER!

[@Gildhattie]

Facts! Every Monday-Friday growing up in New York City in the 80's/90's channel 11 at 1130pm!!!!!

[@susanb2015]

​@@GildhattieAfter the Odd Couple.

[@StevenJames-mc2yi]

Oh yes it was!

[@robertszekely8686]

I've seen these episodes hundreds of times. I know the lines that are about to come, and I still laugh like crazy. This show is a classic!

[@mdro434]

Couldn’t said it any better! The great Gleason and cast always make me laugh 😆

[@Raidersforlife229]

True that !

[@greekpapi]

Almost 70 years later and this is still one of the funniest shows on TV......!!!

[@becs1comm607]

Me and my girlfriend debate this all the time (Seinfeld vs. Honeymooners vs. Everyone loves Raymond). EVERY EPISODE of the Honeymooners was funny. To this day, it’s still relevant.

[@freeguy77]

And some leftist loonies thing Ralph's "threat" to send Alice to the Moon was real, instead of only a way to scare her! He would never hit a woman, especially his adoring wife--even if sometimes she told the truth in a rebuttal to his wealth or other fantasies, in a zinger on how fat he was! Ralph: "I'm finally going to get my pot of gold!" Alice: "Just go for the gold, you've already got the pot!" That one and this from my favorite episode, "The $99,000 Answer" (18:04) Ralph: "$600? Peanuts! Peanuts! What am I going to do with peanuts?" Alice: "Eat 'em! Like any other elephant!"

[@yranm10025]

Top 5 married with children Seinfeld the Honey mooners martin and fresiur

[@BigDave-u2i]

One of the only funny shows that is on!you can’t compare the absolute garbage they play now as anything but as depressing as the present day is?the present doesn’t compare with anything from that most simple moral family minded day in the slightest way hell Trixy and Ed even slept in single separated beds was about family love for each other,why marriages stayed together for 50 60 years my grandparents together 61 years till they passed loved each other sent giant Christmas cards with sweetheart and all kinds of sappy everything I know I was there more than not ?and when I had to go home I was depressed for days because I had to..Sunday dinner every Sunday with everyone family and friends Christmas with a real tree my grandpa cut down and on and on especially tv the present not a chance in hell I have something that lives inside forever God I miss so much 🌹👏👏👏🙏😀

[@charlynegezze8536]

Still hilarious. Astounding how much influence this show has had on cartoons (Flintstones) and comedy in general. Love them.

[@iammichaellevoi8918]

This song is dedicated to everyone who lost a loved one. God bless. "I'm calling out your name tonight" by Richie Levoi kzbin.info/www/bejne/gITFeHqfiMpmiZo

[@Patienthost]

It's hard to believe these are close to 70-years-ago. Wow... I love this show. It's the 💣!

[@HeROsiNhEaVeN]

After all these years, it never gets old, I still burst out laughing as i did as a kid watching the re-runs for the first time....God I miss my Grandfather’s hysterical laugh while watching it with him....🙏🏻

[@gregbond3030]

my granfater had the same kind of laugh```at times I would laugh harder at him then I would the show!!

[@HeROsiNhEaVeN]

@@gregbond3030 yea Sir....🙏🏻

[@marshamariner7897]

I remember seeing them as the original

[@HeROsiNhEaVeN]

@@marshamariner7897 that’s awesome !

[@OfficialQueenieGaming]

That is something great to say and yes I know that movie is awesome too 😂😂

[@oreally8605]

The greatest sitcom in television history to this day...

[@beaugoss4833]

The Andy Griffith show is great too. More than 60 years and has never gone off the air.

[@LAWood-cp6oy]

Thanks, love Ralph Kramden and the Honey Mooners, saw them as a kid in 1954 but didn't know someday that I would absolutely love them!

[@margielyons6282]

Thanks for uploading this collection. I absolutely love this program. Pure, clean and hilarious fun.

[@gabevee3]

I must have watched each episode of "The Honeymooners" a thousand times, and each time I roll on the floor dying laughing, even though I can recite the lines verbatim. Now THAT is true comedy. Thanks for the hilarious compilation.

[@Patienthost]

I know. I love this show, that and All in the family. I love Archie, he kills me.

[@RogueBurn]

Channel 11 WPIX in NY used to have a Honeymooners marathon for New Year's day.

[@searchers]

Every single line still holds up, and is still hilarious. I watched all of these episodes when they first were on TV, and have watched them many times. They never tire. The 1950's were TV's greatest decade, for both originality and variety. The 1960's were not too far behind. We only had 5 or 6 channels, but we had 10 times as many interesting, fascinating programs to watch as we have today.

[@luislaplume8261]

Lived in NYC when we emigrated from Cuba 1956. NYC was and is the center of broadcasting in radio and television. For example ch.2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 21, 25. All these in 1956!

[@RogueBurn]

@@luislaplume8261 You got 21 and 25. If I got lucky we could watch a bad reception of...who was that Spanish lady who had a variety show and would sing in revealing top?

[@luislaplume8261]

@@RogueBurn I remember who you are talking about! It was Iris Chacon! It was on channel 41 in NYC. a half century ago. She was hot and has personality. Ola bonita! Oye como va! Des Suavacito de Malo. I am Cuban by birth.

[@RogueBurn]

@@luislaplume8261 YES! That was her. My childhood friends around the 'hood were mostly from Cuba. They told me and you never saw so many kids going to bed early. Ha!

[@arianfreelight3816]

Norton's facial expressions are so funny that is so unique and funny, that makes you laughing any time you watch it.

[@donnartivoli8871]

Omg this brought tears to my eyes! What great memories these brought back. 😂😂😂

[@joeambrose3260]

Thoroughly enjoyed this.Thanks for posting, appreciate the effort

[@Tazrahzeljr]

It always amazes me how so many of the honeymooners bits find their way into modern sitcoms. This show literally changed TV forever.

[@johnbecker9242]

Great job putting this together. Started watching the reruns on WPIX New York as a teenager back in 1977.

[@butchjones1690]

John Becker ,,,it’s still on

[@robertfullmer2467]

“You were a little cup of butter, now you’re a whole tub of lard!” I swear, Norton is one of the funniest characters ever!! LMAO

[@jolly7041]

Ya...Norton's laugh is hilarious also.😁

[@a1driver982]

I remember being in grade 7 or 8 and the teacher put this show on one day. When this joke was told I busted out laughing. Unfortunately I was the only student but the teacher had a big smile on his face. The whole class looked at me like I was nuts but to me it was really funny no matter how old I was.

[@roshellmason8486]

I don’t know what I would do without these great shows there’s no shows today that could top the Honeymooners NONE!

[@mpatrickthomas]

Would me outlawed and condemned the first episode.😅😅

[@rodneyfaught2596]

No show in the past or present or future that can be as great as the Honeymooners

[@538frostrd]

Homina..Homina.. Homina.. Classic Jackie 😂 great compilation.

[@Darjeelingla]

Outstanding writers. Outstanding actors. Stellar through & through 🌟

[@Bailey2006a]

"Peanuts...Peanuts...What am I going to do with peanuts? Eat 'em like every other elephant"...Pure Gold!

[@rcacase]

Audrey Meadows is one of the most underrated beauties of all time.

[@camm668]

Agree 100%. Even as a kid, I always thought she was really beautiful and talanted.

[@franknewton594]

I agree 100%.❤️

[@tonyobrien8611]

Mm

[@larryblong629]

Yes she is gorgeous! At casting Jackie said it would never work she’s too pretty to be a bus driver’s wife. Nevertheless she did get the part and her acting was impeccable her timing just great I love Audrey Meadows

[@georgealcoba3514]

Agreed

[@davenc8527]

Thank you for putting this together. I grew up watching the Honeymooners, and these jokes are priceless.

[@bassnyc1]

Thanks so much for this. I'm also a diehard Honeymooners fan and that was so nicely done!

[@mpatrickthomas]

Great posting and comments...This was in a way like a 50s version of Sanford and Son with all the insults.They said sometimes it was hard working with Gleason because he wouldn't really rehearse and did ALOT of ad libbing..His nickname was perfect...The Great One...And to think.This was all done on live tv.Now THOSE are real actors.The Golden Age.

[@seanberry1969]

One of the best shows ever

[@paulabbott2022]

"I'm no losing a daughter, I'm gaining a ton". That's pure gold

[@beani24329]

What’s that? Your lunchbox?

[@erikbunty2016]

Hello Ralph. Hi. How did you know it was me? I felt the floor sag.

[@robertschulman6686]

Simple, charming and funny. Gleason is truly The Greatest

[@scottmiller6495]

The greatest comedy series of all time Period!!!!!

[@jeffpowers1979]

Bull@$#% ain't nothin but fat jokes.

[@janetmccoy2192]

jeff powers They are only showing you the jokes dealing with Ralph. Check out the entire shows,

[@jeffpowers1979]

@@janetmccoy2192 ok never mind !

[@IceESole]

@@jeffpowers1979 no, you're right..or him just yelling and Alice with the punch lines and him wishing he can punch her lights out!..👊🤦‍♂️😂

[@bryanavant8655]

686

[@TomPark1986]

"In 6 months, blimp takes off!" cracked me up.

[@BlacKnightRising]

'that set goes over my dead body!' 'I couldn't get it out over your dead body what'd you think I am a mountain climber!!!' LOL gets me every time!

[@jimmysjamin1]

That was so much fun thanks for sharing Bravo 👏

[@davidpatrickcox3004]

This is a brilliant compilation!! Thanks for creating this!!

[@RogueBurn]

Alice's mother gave Ralph the business all the time. I'm not losing a daughter I'm gaining a ton. Absolute classic!

[@alfredyoung710]

I needed a laugh today 😂😂 😂...This was it.

[@johnscotto2434]

by far, the best show ever on tv.....

[@dudleyforrester2150]

Best show every day,,

[@joeypierantonis7576]

Audrey is one stunning woman... OMG! And has all the " chops" as anyone back then... Brilliant, simply brilliant.. .

[@luislaplume8261]

Imagine her in Playboy magazine centerfold after the series ended? As Ed Norton would say Va, va, va, va, Vooooom!

[@RitaSora]

This is great! Thank You for posting!!

[@REXXSEVEN_II]

Excellent compilation. Thank you for sharing

[@x60hz]

So full of gems! "He doesn't know any elephants that need a new wardrobe" omg.. classic!! "King of the castle, I got it right in the back of my head. UGHHHH!" Marx, Stern, Russell and all of Jackie's writers were gold back then.

[@williamh.jarvis6795]

In episode Number 3, titled: "The Golfer," at 3:07, I tend to like this part the most. Ralph wants to try and tell Alice some "good news." Alice: Oh, all right, Ralph. What is it? Ralph: Alice. Well, to begin, uh, with it doesn't look like I'm not going to make be needing this lunchbox much longer. Alice: Ralph! You are going on a diet! Ralph: (seeing the look on Ralph's face) No! I am NOT going on a diet! Alice: But why won't need this lunchbox? Are you get a bigger one?

[@rgarlinyc]

Very funny! Thanks for putting all this together so well!👏👍

[@barbarasevrens6569]

Again i needed a good laugh this afternoon and watched a longer episode of the Honeymooners on fat jokes. It was so funny. What a great show.

[@miked8227]

I remember sitting on my dads lap watching this. Had to of been 1967-68 .

[@KMN-bg3yu]

I've seen all of these multiple times and they still make me laugh. Just imagine fat jokes in 2021

[@austinteutsch]

The best one episode was Gleason and his mother-in-law when he called her blabber mouth as he finally yelled at her when the timer went off. Classic.

[@kevinsmith5288]

@@austinteutsch That's my favorite also 😄!!

[@robertszekely8686]

@@austinteutsch Definitely a great episode.

[@dr.alexander7039]

You’d get cancelled for it.

[@shannonantoinette5287]

I remember watching these shows 60 years ago, at 11PM on WPIX on channel 9. I enjoy them even more now.

[@hudentdw2]

This is the best of the old days dude Your compilation is hilarious ...Thank You

[@mattgoldberg4335]

GREAT JOB putting this together, and yes, The Honeymooners (Classic 39) is still my favorite TV show of all.

[@teresalinton5898]

they all were so talented--they never left the apartment

[@frankcabanski9409]

They left plenty of times. It was shown in this video.

[@Patienthost]

@@frankcabanski9409 Not as much as I'd like, but... Mostly Ralph & Norton. The girls, not so much.

[@frankcabanski9409]

@@Patienthost True. Alice was mostly stuck staring at those four walls. I remember one not in this video - they made it to the car for the fishing trip. Another at least outside was when they were kicked out of the apartment.

[@stephenfox8685]

Actually, they did. All the time.

[@umermahmood]

The baby pictures joke was too odee lol !

[@finster1968]

It’s great to have the dates included for each episode!

[@NiqNiq]

“Now you’re a whole tub of lard”😂😂😂

[@joemango3253]

It's it's incredible it's one of those shows that you can watch over and over and over and over again and I never get tired of watching it the greatest show ever on TV comedy show thank God for The Honeymooners I think one of the funniest scenes is when Norton comes in and put the TV on and you hear the ladies scream and then gunfire and the Ralph comes running out of the bedroom and the Norton is sitting there eating his hero but he starts to crack up I don't know if that was like a blooper when Norton was cracking up and they just left it in oh my God that's so funny

[@fflubadubb]

I remember my mother laughing hysterically watching this show, I could hear her from my bedroom.

[@OneLastHitB4IGo]

My Dad was the same way, Carol, and my Mom was a lot like Alice. Dad never stood a chance against her.

[@OfficialQueenieGaming]

That’s a perfect thing a youtuber would say 😁 😁

[@freeguy77]

One I'll always remember was this gem: Ralph to Alice: "You're the type who would bend way over to pick up a pocketbook on April Fools Day! I wouldn't." Alice: You COULDN'T!" ROTFL! I remember and can recite these lines before re-hearing them now since I first laughed at them in 1964! From "The Deciding Vote" (Dec. 10, 1955), at 13:15. Ralph: "I'll start losing weight. Then you know what I'll look like?" Alice: Yeah, a human being!" "The Babysitter" (Jan. 21, 1956), at 17:14.

[@toddmastrianna1780]

Still a riot after all these years

[@SOULRELIEF22]

St John 3:16! 💓 JESUS is coming again SOON! ALLELUIA!

[@gretareed7381]

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[@gretareed7381]

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[@gretareed7381]

I will catch up with latter I just thoughts that I would like to look at the rest of it getting back in touch with you that's all Lucy Duke [e-mail]

[@ericschminke8233]

@@gretareed7381: What are you trying to say?

[@jimmylane8685]

Best series of all time

[@3618499]

😄 “ OUT!….. GETTTT OUT! “ - Ralph Kramden

[@tombasye1016]

The Honeymooners Show Is Right There With Fans Even Today With Watching Re-Runs !!

[@butchjones1690]

I know every show almost word for word and I still bust out laughing ,,,,,top 3 tv show of all time

[@Amber417]

Fat jokes are always funny when it’s someone else. Classic! 😂

[@mahesh7069]

The greatest show, thank you. "Thank you Norton. I know it came from your heart." No it didn't, it came from the fat man's shop!"

[@michaelb8957]

Great video, I could watch this a hundred times. The cast were great actor's, I believe they were at their peak and could never be better. Just like Don Knotts on the Andy Griffith show, he was the best he could ever be on that show. May they all RIP.

[@brucer9572]

Unbelievable. Simply unbelievable. Except that I was a child when I saw these programs live. Believe me, Ralph, they were unbelievable.

[@charlesreda593]

Can't wait for memorial day and their yearly marathon on Channel 11 here in New York

[@IndyCrewInNYC]

I think you meant Labor Day. Do they still do those on Labor Day? I know PIX still does the New Year's Day marathon.

[@maynerdkrebs1083]

Good show Kev. "If you're looking for the elephant graveyard it's 3 blocks down."

[@johnbecker9242]

“It says Hurry-cane! Hurry-cane!” It was funny the way Ralph and Norton pronounced certain words.

[@OneLastHitB4IGo]

My Dad was a golf addict and I never heard him laugh any harder than he did over "The Golfer" episode. Only time he came close was the Gleason movie, "The Toy" when Richard Pryor walked on water trying to get away from that pond full of Piranhas. Amazingly, Joyce Randolph is still humming along at 95 y/o now.

[@RichieALevy]

You got that right Todd. The best show ever!!

[@TornadoWarrior1408]

Ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 No Ralph I never have seen any of your baby pictures Lol laughs at that every time

[@jeaniew4466]

The baby pictures joke is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. Outright hilarious!!

[@robertszekely8686]

That line is hilarious 🤣

[@mikeymaff8074]

You did a GREAT job on this..Kudos to you.

[@alpappalardi7044]

What’s a New Year’s Eve without a Honeymooners marathon.

[@MrNYCman530]

"What's that? Your lunch box?"

[@robertszvetics210]

HEE HEE YOU DIRTY OLD

[@frankcorvasce1195]

AFTER OVER " 60 " YRS. STILL AN " EXCELLENT " COMEDY .

[@ThAmCh]

The best comedy in my opinion.

[@Kgio-2112]

Always will be no matter how many years.

[@gloriahammonds2762]

Alice always had the best jokes and come backs when Ralph cut up her responses were hilarious love them The Honeymooners always will be my favorite show 🖤🖤

[@anthonypeters3838]

She had the best comebackers and was so straight faced . She held her ground even Ralph yelled at her.

[@teresalinton5898]

this show and all in the family two greatest shows ever

[@MrGlenn7710]

Thank you for posting..I laughed the whole time 😂😂😂 You are awesome! i know my neighbors are wondering what the heck is so funny i was laughing so hard..I needed this! #MsWarriorSaint

[@freeguy77]

Alice: "You got it here [one hip]. And you got it here [other hip]. And you got it HERE [stomach]!" It starts from there and only gets funnier! Jackie thought the fat jokes were overdone, but the gag was so funny and so easy to write, the writers couldn't help writing more of them! Thank goodness they didn't listen to Jackie's objections!

[@pamelajordan2890]

Thanks I really needed this.♥️❤️😂😅😸😄🤣

[@michaelb8957]

The honeymooners are great, I watched them since I was a kid. Too bad they didn't create more seasons, all of them were at their peak and it would have been great. The entire cast was very talented and superb actors. All the fat jokes were perfect and I guess Gleason was a good sport about it and approved, it's ok to laugh at yourself and not take things too personal like life today. Thank you for the video it's a lot of laughs.

[@NastyfingurZ]

Thanks for the upload sonny boy.

[@garyquail2347]

I'm sure glad to see this video watching this brings back happy memories when I was a 10 year old kid watching TV at 8 at night oh yes those were the days!

[@johnturner3102]

how i remember this show!! these clips bring back a LOT f fod memories .

[@scottmiller6495]

One of the funniest lines that's off the subject was when Ralph and Norton were in the apartment and the crooks looking for the phony money banged on the door, Ralph says,I'll be there in a minute my wife,s taking a bath in the sink!!!!!

[@chrisz8585]

To this day...my absolute favorite TV show. Forever unbeatable.

[@keishie23]

Epic! Love this flow comedy ❤️

[@Snoopy380]

"In 6 months, blimp takes off"

[@winstonsmith3070]

Thanks for taking the time to post this it is great. RX...

[@kenyongray2615]

Two comedic geniuses in Gleason and Carney. Also, the skills that Audrey Meadows and Joyce Randolph had to have as the "straight" persons of the two pairs were very impressive. Same with Bud Abbott playing the straight man for Lou Costello. Not easy to do.

[@ericschminke8233]

Ralph: "Before I started eating Slimo bread I weighed 250 pounds. After eating delicious Slimo bread for just 1 week I now weigh..." Norton: "260 POUNDS!!!"

[@jackkircher1755]

18:45- "how can anyone so round be so square." I like Alice's line about the peanuts. She refers to him as an elephant TWICE on here.

[@loristitt65]

Don’t make clean comedy like this any more! The Honeymooners are fantastic! I have seen them so many times and still laugh!!

[@FirefighterKWann]

This is great, thank you!!! All these years, it never gets old, and I had no idea there was this many "fat" jokes from the original 39, would love to know how many are in the lost episodes.

[@cariannette1]

Luv this! AND LUV the Ray Charles! Thanks sweetie! 😃

[@FloridaMonty]

He’s singing about the Swanee River so I thought it was a good fit that would also make Norton happy.🤷‍♂️

[@kennethbesselman5739]

Fat Jokes--Baby they're the greatest!

[@brandwhack4099]

Tremendous job brother! Excellent!!

[@singlesideman]

What a trippy 3-D apron. And Ralph's golf outfit is a close second. Amazing.

[@mikepasko7493]

I love it all....so funny.....I believe the best Comedy show ever nothing comes close ..

[@garbagecollector1179]

Telling my age . but i miss the honey mooners. What a cast