The Horus Heresy in under 9 minutes

[@SandmanofTerra]

If you like this kind of video, then check out this one on Primarch abilities which is done in a similar style: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYrGkGNof9lpeLc This was supposed to be my fun end of Year video but then Nurgle blessed me. But thought I would release it anyway as it was fun to make! Remember to like and subscribe and stuff

[@burakc9673]

I know there was some comedy in this but is there really a game that we can play to experience the world series if so what device. By the way awesome video! I loved it please do more comedy on 40K

[@eradaalmasi7590]

More please!

[@kharnthebetrayer1575]

Nurgle is not a blessing… damn dirty Death Guard..!! 😂🤣

[@anthonygraham3341]

very funny video mate, much appreciated.

[@daanflier6166]

I never knew how funny your are, but I'm all here for it!

[@Jasx_501]

This is easily one of my most favorite "incorrect summary" videos. Absolutely loved it.

[@hannibalb8276]

god of nipple play

[@daikikiyo8356]

"Incorrect summary?" This is 100% lore accurate!

[@seanbrazell7095]

It's INSANE that the novels were released for more years than the actual in universe timespan of the Heresy itself!

[@animemanXLK]

They won't be done for a while yet. We've still got stuff like the Iron cage and the surviving loyal primarch disapearances plus tons of stuff they'll doubtless come up with.

[@jjkay2476]

Thats after the heresy​@animemanXLK

[@animemanXLK]

@@jjkay2476 yeah exactly. They'll milk the novels for a good few years yet.

[@V.B.Squire]

If you played every war movie back to back it would last longer than the war its portraying

[@krissteel4074]

These books were first released so long ago, I used to have hair

[@TheDarthnoll]

"Daddy Issues in Space" Well. You're not wrong.

[@AB0BA_69]

This video just left me confused.... I should watch the 40 mi ute summary of the Horus Heresy. And when that leaves me even MORE confused, I will watch the 2.5 hour overview of the heresy.... and when THAT leaves me confused....

[@TheHound402]

Your break from being mostly serious to pure meme sarcasm is actually quite excellent. On par with Bricky and actually a bit better than Majorkill

[@thatlonewolfguy2878]

Every single 40k youtuber is better than Majorkill though, its not exactly a high bar to bypass

[@TheHound402]

Well, he has his own charm@@thatlonewolfguy2878

[@emanymton7184]

​@@thatlonewolfguy2878 Do the names Arch and OMS ring any bells? Sure, MK is no Luetin, but he isn't that bad either. And he never claimed to be 100% accurate or all encompassing for that matter. It's like with the news on TV. To get a complete picture of what really happened you need to watch more than just FOX "news".

[@thatlonewolfguy2878]

@@emanymton7184 Yeah OMS is dogshit, Arch is cringe af, there's only a handful of good 40k lore channels

[@runnethdown]

Bricky is the unfunniest person in this community (which is saying something), even putting him in this conversation is an insult to everyone else in it

[@christiancowles9436]

Please, keeping making more of these. They will make you more popular than an Australian explaining Warhammer 40k.

[@hang_kentang6709]

The "long before Cadia decided to stand, in pieces" caught me off guard.

[@Zachfive]

This was brilliant thanks for the laughs… “20, no 18… no, 19” 😂😂😂

[@ValRevnar]

Who was that Primark pictured when he said 19?

[@Zachfive]

@@ValRevnar Omegon

[@100KGNatty]

21

[@100KGNatty]

​@@ValRevnarAlpharius and Omegon, one Primarch soul spread over two bodies. Alpharius and Omegon are the shortkings among primarchs, are insecure and project arrogance on other primarchs

[@anthonym6160]

This was fantastic. 5 books in to the Heresy.. just started Fulgrim.. I heard someone call him Rowboat Gillyman and it kinda stuck for me 😂

[@gilliganinja]

You mean Robot Gorillaman?

[@julienfournier9107]

Got this at the end of chapter 2 in book "roboute guilliman, lord of Ultramar". Guilliman said, walking to his arming chamber and picking up the Hand of Domination. 'Of course my primarch.' Gage responded cautiously. Guilliman slowly raised the Hand of Domination, and turned towards Marius Gage. 'This will only sting a little Marius,' he said, with a small disarming smile. Marius Gage, with no small amount of trepidation, eyed the glowing Hand of Domination. 'Father,' he said quietly. ' Are you sure this will lead to a better understanding of your tactics?' Guilliman moved close to Marius and placed a sure hand upon his back, guiding him to bend over and face away. 'Of course my son,' he said confidently. 'Pain is a wonderful teacher, and nothing in our arsenal of awesomeness brings more pain than the Hand.' With sure movements Guilliman raised the Hand of Domination and slammed it into Gage's backside. Light erupted in a brilliant flash, and smoke gently drifted from Gage's cauterized rectum. 'My lord,' Marius gasped, as a single tear of painjoy rolled out from the corner of his eye. 'What do you call this mighty move?!' 'I call it powerfisting my son,'

[@timostegemann9738]

Fulgrim is a great book, have fun!

[@hooktraining3966]

Rowboat Girlyman

[@christopherbalk900]

I laughed out loud the entire video. Well done. The galaxies greatest generals, and leman russ

[@briantalmage2041]

You have found a new talent to add to your already stunning list of them! Plus your i feel like your voice being so epic really pushes the comedy aspects of the video even further. I will be sure to watch any and all of these you make!

[@ADhammer]

The Horus Heresy is the epic tale about 20 brothers who were best friends… until they weren’t 💀

[@JanFWeh]

*21

[@ADhammer]

@@JanFWeh 😅

[@leandrocastello309]

​​@@JanFWeh **19

[@bradrankin844]

I am new to the 40 K universe. That being said, THANK YOU so much for SUMMING UP all this for me! I really do enjoy your channel and your narration! Keep up your awesome work! And as always….” remember to do your extracurricular activities!” Lol

[@skywise001]

Your videos are always so serious - this came out of left field and was a lot of fun :)

[@Daemonik]

Been watching the channel a while, and this is absolutely standout. Bookmarked for when anyone new says "so, this civil war thing that happened .."

[@flamingmuffin666]

King Arthur and the knights of the round war crimes. *Laughs in Dreadwing*

[@husseinA.]

Fulgrum: you bring wrench to a sword fight? Ferrus: correction brother, i believe your nuts are falling apart.

[@gabevietor3685]

I guess Fulgrim had a few screws loose and Ferrus was just trying to lend a hand.

[@Steventrafford]

That was so brilliant😆. Literally belly laughed in several places. Sharing this far and wide!

[@SandmanofTerra]

You legend!

[@DJSkittles365]

Lorgar was actually the one called; "The Chosen One."

[@cbt7commender980]

Hi I just wanted to ask what music you use in your videos, especially the one around 4:10

[@zenerwolf1562]

This made my night so very funny and very accurate to boot. I laughed, I cried, I learned about the parent trap. Good times all around.

[@WraithMace]

lol this is awesome sir thank you and loved "When CHat GPT decided to rebel" lol

[@captchasep]

I am cackling on a commuter train. Thank you.

[@VDA19]

Calling the Khan/White Scars " Fast and Furious but more realistic " sent me, well done

[@matthewwebb4161]

This, This is a work of ART!

[@theasterian7037]

Leave poor Robot Girlyman alone. He just wants to quietly work for the IRS and come home to his space elf wife.

[@settratheimperishable7800]

Can't wait to come back here in 20 years when they wrap up the Great Crusade Book Series 💀

[@johnnyblaze4053]

I love your sense of humor and delivery 😂

[@rezaheidargholi631]

"Honest Horus heresy trailer "©️ Stay awesome 😂👍

[@docholliday9741]

This is amazing! Better written than all of Matt Wards works. But where is the mention of James Workshop?

[@garrett8922]

Bravo. Bravo!!! I can’t wait to use this to bring my ignorant friends and peers into the 40k universe. This should do the trick

[@ChrisDanceMusic]

I was gutted when i found out the trailers for the Horus Heresy were for a tabletop game and not a movie/series

[@victorcharles27]

Welcome to the horus heresy Which makes WW2 look like a schoolyard brawl in comparison 😅

[@duncanlupercalholmes]

I literally just got some looks in work for nurgle, blue ,angry and nipple play 😆 🤣 as a I laughed out loud

[@Kjertinge]

Warhammer never truly got through to me. But Daddy Issues in Space has a nice ring to it

[@ShatteredAutomaton]

It's hilarious to me I can't find a 30 second explanation of the Horus Heresy just like I can't find a 30 second explanation of Karsus' Folly.

[@johnmckiernan2176]

Yes, yes, yes, this is all very funny and informative, but tell us; what happened to the 40,000 warhammers? 54 books in and nobody has mentioned it yet. Hammers. Elaborate. Now. Please.

[@alexwolf2845]

Team Edward with wings had me spit up coffee laughing, subbed😂

[@its_PickleTime]

Had a hell of a laugh with this, good work!

[@mitchneal5981]

This was amazing lol. Well done sir.

[@MrSatnavatron]

If Horus didnt join Chaos , they would not have been ready for the Tyrranids either

[@acuriousmage]

This was brilliant hahaha Well done Sandman

[@dididi3368]

magnus really is the Kool-Aid man. there both large and red and bust through a wall.

[@jobta]

1:37 Just came here to say that "Terra" means earth in some romantic languages (Portuguese, Spanish) and has its origins from Latin. Makes total sense given the gothic theme around warhammer

[@skam8371]

Thanks captain obvious

[@LILLIASNIFFER]

long before cadia decided to stand in pieces had me quietly snort, and then the next line about way to sell more marines turned it into a full blown belly larf, well done

[@apollosungod2819]

So nearly ALL of the Primarchs became subject to the influence of the WARP and thus became CHAOS Lords and DAEMON Princes?

[@trptrpleum9385]

In space marine voice "brother i am confused"

[@sombra_rex1212]

Bro the fact he actually turned because of the statues blows me away like fr you kill all of humanity over that.

[@drdiscostu]

If Magnus was able to blow past those wards they couldn't be very good wards anyhow

[@Frostkalt]

That some gold Warhammer 40k Humor right there

[@braydonarryn]

This is amazing. Make more of these.

[@SandmanofTerra]

If people like them I'll make more 🫡

[@wastingtime9004]

Great video... earned a rare like from me for the Honest Trailers-style ending. The people of the Imperium thank you!

[@SandmanofTerra]

Much appreciated!

[@nightshadeii9248]

I’m here for the Leman Russ disrespect 😂

[@shawnradcliffe3514]

I was listening to End and The Death v. 2 at work on a bluetooth speaker and when it finally got to the Horus and Sanguinius fight some of my coworkers (mostly from the meat cutting department, the only guys in that place that truly appreciate how much of a nerd I am) stopped to listen with me. Once the fight was over they were just like "B r u h. That was some over-the-top brutal shit." One claimed it put Beserk to shame.

[@toxos265]

Automatically added to my favorites, I've seen it thrice already

[@rahmafadhil3453]

"Daddy Issues In Space" Warhammer 40 In the nut shell 😂🤣🤣

[@greatsouthernpansy]

Ok, that's the third time I'm watching this. It's the best video You've ever done. It may even be the best Warhammer video ever made! :D

[@oldeskul]

Daddy Issues in Space sounds about right.

[@johnhmstr]

between searching linkedin for Horus and "great crusade"... you had me cackling at the chaos god's colors and hobbies... and magnus.. always magnus.. well done!

[@matnolen1368]

Magnas bustin into terra like oh yeeeah

[@JoshuaKevinPerry]

Recapping the Horus Heresy will be Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@kaiser97]

you had too much fun with this haha

[@bartomiejvetinari4672]

I love it! We need more!

[@doubledigital_]

this had me in stichest lol xD good job haha

[@Ikxi]

This is just amazing, nothing less

[@diogocarvalho5567]

because Terra means Earth in Potuguese

[@styve6205]

idk why i chuckled as much as i did at the "and lemun russ" jab...that hit me just right 🤣🤣🤣

[@btf1287]

ahah dude not even 2 mins in and those shots left and right lmao, poor Leman Russ

[@fayelau8570]

*for some reason: Like its imperium, adeptus, astrates, ecc, its ancient latin roman like lore, like terra, or terrae, and in italy for ie it means earth

[@AhzekBile]

I'm loving your comedy 😂

[@ryukaze20]

I lawled on how you named the primarchs and yes [Redacted] that one guy

[@watchful.7083]

The laten word for earth is terror

[@thelongembrace]

Ah yes nipple play, my favourite chaos god

[@darqshard]

"After ChatGPT rebelled!!!" Bro, I died LAUGHING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pdxholmes]

I’m the biggest Roboute and Blue Berry fan there is…and I laughed really hard at Gorillaglue 😂

[@skywise001]

I had to come back and rewatch this. Do you think nipplehorn guy will be coming back?

[@EvLch3dd4r]

I'm 2min in and I'm already audibly laughing hahahaha. These punch lines are comedy

[@breembo]

You had me at "daddy issues in space". Who says GW doesnt pander to us girls.

[@luciousthewolf2900]

There were 21 sons of the Emperor. Chnage my kind.

[@shaneomac5038]

RUBBER BOOT GORILLA GLUE! what a baller

[@ToastMaster2C]

I read every single book, best story ever put to paper. And it's pronounced "TROOPER PERSON!!!!"

[@jordanoguynn7126]

took me all of 10 seconds to like this video. nice intro bro

[@DarciaSidTV]

Should've given the man his statue ! BIG mistake brother.

[@DaKdawg]

My sides...Lost in the Halo stars. Loving the memes. Great job.

[@ofcatarina]

"For some reason called Terra" Reason: Latin. English Colloquialisms: Terrain, terrestrial, mediTERRAnean, subterranean, terraforming.

[@matthewtoloczko6954]

Well that summary will prolapse any webway.

[@blank8460]

This is so funny and brilliant

[@swisschoco25]

I know nothing about Warhammer except from the excerpts and things online, but where in the hell is the emperor during this time?? Also, why did the emperor kill his own soldiers??

[@NuclearAcorn]

The joke is on you. I am Alpharius Omegon.

[@rosshartley2597]

COVID-14 is maybe the best 40k joke I've ever heard

[@cvampaul]

Where are those footages from, in the first 3 minutes?

[@PhuzzPhactor]

Incredible.

[@SeaBass215AM]

Loved the Koolaid man! Oh Yeahhh lool

[@newtoncain]

nicely done

[@quahodron2756]

I'm pretty confidend, that we can all agree, that Corvus is the coolest Primarch.

[@Daemonik]

Corvus: the first Primarch to paint both his bedroom and his fingernails black.

[@DANKZI]

I mean... Its 100% correct.

[@Thrive910]

Love the humor

[@chairhead3696]

Loving the tongue in cheek piss takey tone of this one dude 👏🤣

[@doctoronishispsychosislab1474]

well that was something else lol

[@thedevourer.]

Epic bro thanks