The Human Centipede is DISGUSTING and I feel sick | Reaction

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[@AmandaTheJedi]

You never go ass to mouth

[@austinacl02]

Love the reference!

[@andregarza5224]

Unrelated question but what are your thoughts on the whole Johnny Depp Amber Heard thing?

[@jstratton1981]

"In the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth." Lmao

[@chrismcgowen3385]

if you think the 1st one is bad. the 2nd one is far far worse. the 3rd was more of a joke with a silly premise.

[@dulcealvarez6071]

please watch the part 2 buuut not as reaction by yourself and been able to pause it and take a breath, that one its even worse but its by far the best one in my opinion

[@mkgriffeth]

one of the funnier things is that you can drive with a flat tire. You shouldn't, because it will eventually damage your wheel, but if it's a life or death thing you can absolutely just drive away.

[@sofianesweetener3961]

We should get you an inter-universe portal for you to get into this movie at the moment their tire breaks, say this than come back

[@zakai-kaz]

Or you can just stay in the movie and join the centipede

[@bleach00101]

@@zakai-kaz I wonder if M.K is an ass man

[@thoraneh7365]

Yeh exactly, i saw some hooligan driving on a flat tyre the other day. You can still go it just sounds really loud

[@scp--297]

True, I seen a guy without a tire freaken driving around like everything was fine. So I think they can drive with a flat trie. Grand, they could have just stayed in their car!!!!

[@eliroth9978]

*Reads Titles “Oh no”

[@Rapture-nv5vj]

Same. This movie is...disgusting.

[@gpoole630]

Oh no!! And whyyy???

[@loganmiller6603]

*softly*... don’t

[@tala67833]

same

[@progressxyzdrodrex6236]

Still watched it though

[@sully1492]

This is why some people should not be given money Edit: how the hell did I get more likes than Amanda's pinned comment?

[@benlongo904]

Tom Six isn’t well

[@thegumonyourshoes]

This is the first time I watched the Human Centipede... well “Watch” is the wrong word since not only was it cut apart for the reactions but because I was bleaching my eyes the whole time.

[@SatanicBarbeque]

They made 3 of these damned things. Someone keeps giving these people money. I have so many questions that I don't want answers to!

[@thegumonyourshoes]

@@SatanicBarbeque If you want I’ll invest money for a fourth movie

[@daisuke910]

@@thegumonyourshoes you are just not watching, you are experiencing lol

[@segasatsakura7581]

"They were so confident they were gonna get a sequel" Who's gonna tell her

[@veronicabrown393]

please tell me no

[@hat7475]

@@veronicabrown393 i wish..🕳️🏃‍♀️

[@lyssanii]

@@veronicabrown393 there are two sequels actually

[@wiktorszymczak4760]

@@veronicabrown393 and in third one centipede isnt 3 people long. It isnt 10 people. Its 500. I never watched it yet i still feel traumatized

[@kaitlintrigg3381]

The second one is way worse LMFAO

[@AmberH134]

I’ve never been more thankful for “can’t show that on KZbin”

[@speculatewithus6463]

Yes! Agreed

[@efoxkitsune9493]

Same, like holy shit thank goodness

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

Unfortunately i’ve already seen this once back when

[@LittleMissLion]

Honestly, same.

[@daily6421]

Oh my lord yes

[@Aaaaaaaaallllllleeeeecccccccc]

"I don't know what we did to the Netherland to deserve this but I'm sorry" Me a dutch person:No we are sorry this movie is a mistake and should not have been made

[@bengi8907]

This sounds very terrifying.

[@denniswijker7162]

@@samik9387 Nah man, fuck that shit. (although to be fair... it did actually influence popular culture for a while :P which is ridiculous enough as it is.)

[@demelzavansleen3843]

I feel so much shame to be Dutch at the moment!!

[@PaulinhaCardoso88]

Vet Hard!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@paris7904]

I just got confused and was like its dutch??

[@emodante1084]

There's a threshold where horror crosses into just plain disgusting. This is it.

[@amentrison2794]

Well I think that's what the director was going for so they achieved their goal then

[@emodante1084]

@@amentrison2794 Well, if that's the case, he achieved it resoundingly.

[@patchyblonde]

It’s the only horror I won’t watch

[@naturelover4823]

This is the most disgusting shit ever to exist . I hope no one ever watched this or they will truly be scarred for life .

[@sweatyeti]

If you watch it like a comedy (which isn't hard to do because it sucks so much as a horror flick) it's not that bad.

[@naonas_5007]

I wanted a scary humanoid monster that killed people for food, not this shit

[@haillobster7154]

Not this... what?!

[@briheeheeh9623]

OMG FRRR

[@nanimaroon]

Literally

[@ItsAllLove4Real]

🤣😂

[@kuroyuki6254]

Literally

[@Zeddyboi86]

What’s worse: the fact that someone wanted to make this, or the fact that a LOT of people ALLOWED them to make this?!

[@Air_Serpent]

If you mean the backers, they won’t told of the mouth part until it was completed.

[@culinary97]

What's worse isn't the fact that people actually let this film happen but they made TWO MORE! This only happens when people have too much money & time on their hands. 🙄🤮

[@amandacogger3075]

A Serbian Film is worse

[@yc0995]

@@amandacogger3075 and salo

[@amandacogger3075]

@@yc0995 that was messed up

[@telson1583]

This movie is an insult to actual centipedes, like those poor miriapodes they will be forever associated with these movies

[@lovelink0317]

I hate to do this 😔 but myriapods

[@telson1583]

@@lovelink0317 fuck, I'm sorry, now I've missrapresented them 80

[@BiyikFrostDiaz]

Centipedes are still dangerous insects so please do not pick them up for your own safety

[@telson1583]

@@BiyikFrostDiaz Yeah, no shit, they are still cool tho, also they are not insects, they are myriapods

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

I found one in my bathroom while taking a shit and I haven't gone back since. I know use another bathroom.

[@carissaluttonmovietalk]

I watched this once when I was trying to diet and not order pizza, worked like a charm. Lost my appetite lol.

[@AmandaTheJedi]

holy shit the dedication

[@burningrose_bailey]

@@AmandaTheJedi pun intended?

[@jonathanzuckerberg8850]

Eating pizza while watching this movie seems like a really good way to remove future cravings

[@madeofcastiron]

@@burningrose_bailey i'm afraid there's nothing holy about that shit that is the human centipede movie

[@ImJustStandingHereMenacingly]

Thanks for the tip

[@professionalcatgirl8592]

as deadpool once said, “In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. In Cool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prize bobsled broke. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie."

[@gthegadgetguy9703]

i was nauseated the whole time but when the dude started to take a shit and the scientist yelled "FEED HER!!! FEED HER!!!!" I almost actually threw up.

[@anakawardpotato6504]

Same

[@briheeheeh9623]

WHAT 💀💀✋

[@thatonepunkguy]

SAME I STARTED COUGHING AND GAGGING DJGSH EWWWW

[@julialostetter8855]

DO NOT WATCH THE SEQUEL. I had to stop it partway through to recover from the nausea.

[@missing_name]

@@julialostetter8855 there’s...another...MOVIE!?!?!

[@leahd9999]

This movie really grossed me out and I didn't want to ever think about it again, but I love and support Amanda so I will power through and watch.

[@vianjelos]

Im here just to read the comments. I cant even start to power through the video the thought of this particular movie makes me sick to my stomach. I saw the trailer years ago and was sick just from that. And I actually really enjoy horror movies. However there are just a few horror movies that I cant stomach and this is one of them.

[@artemistify]

This movie gave me my anxiety about teeth.. it’s so strange how our brains process things.

[@brenna_marie]

Haha same

[@SmilyGirlLol]

Sameee! I was just listening, I couldn't actually watch 😂

[@thetoaster1643]

Ugh gosh, same, I'm treating this like a podcast

[@outofhere2534]

As someone who frequently faints from movie gore-induced anxiety, “mama didn’t raise no bitch” really are the famous last words

[@deandrewalker6978]

They honestly could have just drowned themselves in the pool.

[@pepesylvia848]

Some people want to survive. People have survived worse.

[@KateHarper23]

if they did it as a centipede, then they would have to get into the water without ripping stitches

[@pepesylvia848]

@@maggie2242 People who have lived in conflict zones have lived through far worse. This is humiliating and traumatic... but survivable, and recoverable.

[@pepesylvia848]

@@KateHarper23 Somebody will be scared to drown. You'll have to tear the stitches to escape them holding you back, or to escape them dragging you in. Either way, once the stitches are torn, why not crawl to freedom? You're alive and have more mobility than you had before. Time to escape, not drown. I argue the girl alive in the middle at the end had a good shot. She can just get some glass and cut the stitches(or the other guy's flesh) off her face, and then do the same to the other side.

[@KateHarper23]

@@pepesylvia848 couldn’t they have used the scalpel instead of tearing? They could have used it to slit his throat with it and then cut as close to the stitches as possible

[@PlantyTales]

I was raised on horror movies. I can take a lot of gross. But this is the kind of gross I can't handle. Ewwww.

[@9annax]

Cause there's a difference between horror and body horror, body horror was made to be so gross so disgusting it scares you a lot. I love it LMAO

[@eliasrodriguez1419]

The only movie that truly made me shiver is grave encounters and I still love that movie

[@lemon4692]

So i love horror movies also but i havent watched the video yet it cant be that bad right

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

They're not that bad imo just weird

[@sensis6881]

you ever seen august underground?

[@madamefluffy4788]

What's worse - corpses supposedly evacuate their bowels after death. So, that poor girl - caught between two dead bodies - is going to get another mouthful of crap. *HURKS!*

[@stevenunyabidness]

At least she gets to finally shit guilt free. Gotta find the bright side.

[@Roberta_Trevino]

That's exactly what I was thinking. I mean, I've never been in this situation but I have to assume that eating a live person's shit is better than eating a dead person's shit. Right?

[@nunyabusiness776]

congrats, you have managed to make this movie even worse for me 💀💀

[@literaturmurks]

I don't even get how, even in the obscure would-be logic of this ... film ... the cr*p eating is supposed to work. Like, you poop out literal waste. That doesn't work like water in urin or something. No recycling possible, or am I wrong. This stuff is deprived of nutrients and minerals, nothing to get from that, or is it? Wouldn't that just mean that the guy would have two dead tails after a few days? (because they cannot drink as well) I'm not a doctor, but evil scientist guy should kinda... take that into account? But on the other hand I don't want to watch that thing of a film to find out if he considered that in his evil scientist monologue.

[@NickyTannock]

@@literaturmurks He did take that into account, as he put them on a drip to keep them alive. I didn't watch the movie by the way, and I refuse, but you can see it in certain shots.

[@k._mx.anthrope]

*"I **_don't_** know what we did to The Netherlands to deserve this, but I'm sorry"* UNMATCHABLE ICONICNESS

[@calciumstealer2448]

@Niek Van der veen at least you guys balanced it out, from Van Gogh to *this*

[@Sun.Shine-]

Van Gough is superior, he made art despite his situation, and we got depressed and grossed out from this shit 😑💀

[@eleonoraraaijmakers9315]

I did not know this until I watched this video and I’m very ✨uncomfy✨ knowing that this was filmed and created a 33 minute drive away from my house...

[@Necromancer0225]

@@eleonoraraaijmakers9315 oh jeez

[@NishiMiyamura]

They lost Indonesia that's why they made this

[@beardiemom]

German person here: Our houses actually often do lock from the inside, no sinister intentions needed. It's just how our locks are set up.

[@metasequoiaglyptostroboides]

Is it not the same way in other countries? o.O

[@KateHarper23]

in england, our houses lock from inside aswell but instead of a key mine is a little switch

[@FallenKuroTaiyo]

@@KateHarper23 That's how my boyfriend's lock in his apartment in Montreal works too, so since she's Canadian I didn't get why it shocked her so much?

[@jettchristie35]

@@FallenKuroTaiyo I think it just depends on the house, some lock from the inside, others from the outside and some can be locked both ways

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

mine does

[@Epiales333]

I gotta say, I'm genuinely impressed Amanda got through that. I feel sick just from watching this video.

[@explosionfpv]

Same

[@guillaumelerouge1932]

I actually watched all three before they were removed. They're gross lmaoooo The prison one made me gag tbfh

[@asterix7399]

My tummy hurts a little I think I'm getting sick

[@DESOLEVI]

the second one is the worst one

[@NinjaSox7]

I'm gonna have fucking nightmares my body feels disgusting I'm gonna puke

[@duz_machines_8429]

I hate movies like this that claim/identify as a horror movie, but ends up just being just gross stuff. I came to get spooked, not to throw up. I get that body horror is a subgenre, I just don't like when horror movies don't say they're body horror and proceed to make people vomit. Edit: Yes I know body horror is a thing, but I feel like instead of just saying "it's horror", we should specify what kind.

[@ganhaghag7663]

Its like those mangas that are just gross as hell but don't tell something interesting or really scary. At least these mangas can give some inspiration of drawing style maybe?

[@duz_machines_8429]

@@ganhaghag7663 EXACTLY!

[@mrflipflop1321]

i mean technically body horror exists, which i guess this is, but yeah i agree

[@captaincunt880]

If you want a way to actually scare yourself with this movie... put yourself in their position as the film plays... it’s honestly the only part that truly terrifies me.

[@onemin8729]

I mean, in a horror movie you can do both, but as you say: you came to get spooked, either because of the situation, the scenes, or the atmosphere,etc, so you can't miss the fear, that's the most obvious point. I think it could've been something better, like, if you are taking a gross concept already, you can at least make the story more interesting or put effort in something else, but what can we do now

[@SophyTalent]

1. As a Dutch person: please ask Tom Six who hurt him, we don't claim this monstrosity. 2. It always rains here, so it definitely could've been real rain lol

[@PaulinhaCardoso88]

Exactly!

[@LilyNionPrivate]

I was today's years old when I've learned this movie is created by Tom Six. Who is Dutch. I'm bothered by our country.

[@manonales]

1. Lol 2. True

[@uniquegirl524]

The idea actually came from a conversation in a bar (he and his friend were talking about punishments to pedofiles)

[@nikib627]

Back when I was 14, one day we had an old substitute teacher for history, and my class put on The Human Centipede telling him it was Horrible Histories. He didn't notice anything wrong for TWO PERIODS. I left that school the year after.

[@KateHarper23]

*round of applause* well thats one way to make your cover teacher quit

[@rchow8051]

Oh my god

[@taeri093]

How tf did they not notice something was wrong i-

[@betelgeux6010]

@@taeri093 as a teacher, you might perceive a movie like that as a test from the students, to see if youre "cool" enough to watch it

[@KaylinKatastrophic]

Me: *grossed out by this movie severely* Also me: BUT ITS AMANDA

[@scp--297]

SAME!

[@yuzu-tsuyu]

ikr... yesterday I was like, "I can't" but then today I saw the thumbnail again and, "but it's amanda..." WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF/US, AMANDA!?

[@dragongirl7978]

This was basically my thought process lol.

[@silverkyre]

Yeah I watched this cause It's Amanda! But like I was not happy to see it came with footage

[@nikanikaniii2879]

No, no I had the same dilemma but nope I can't, I can't even listen to it, it was almost 6 min I can't more.

[@melancholybobbyjoe]

This movie made me want to die. So gross, not even scary just disgusting. However, your reaction to watching it was hilarious and made my night xDDD

[@dreamybombstudios724]

Never seen it but after a few minutes of her reacting to it I feel like puking

[@LittleMissLion]

I feel like that's why I love more classic horror/psychological thriller. Things like Psycho, The Shining, and Silence of the Lambs. They all have a degree of overt violence, but the fear is way more in the direction, tone, writing, acting choices, sets, music and cinematography. When the quality is high, a movie doesn't need to resort to cheap tactics.

[@Savannah-]

It's not even well done disturbing and disgusting, it's just nasty to be nasty. It makes me think of the movie martyr which is vile and I would never watch it again but it is a good movie. This is just a bad movie lol

[@DiegoRYT]

the second one makes this looks like a Kids Friendly movie....

[@DiegoRYT]

@mabela The trailer is a good enough highlight of it without even showing nothing explicit on it....

[@oli43ssen]

people in horror movies always have an iq the same number as their age.

[@fletcher4098]

wisdom babyyyyyy

[@angelo8304]

Lol

[@_.eclipse]

Their iq murders my brain cells

[@CataSowl]

@Erica Draven and sherlock holmes

[@rasellewolf]

On a positive note, there was a lot of effort to make the cast as comfortable as possible. They were given massages regularly after filming, since they had to crawl around and that's rough of the back and limbs. So at least Tom Six has that going for him?

[@hannahbeanies8855]

Hey that’s better than some others who basically tortured their cast. Good on him.

[@sayhi3837]

This is the only thing I like about this movie.

[@lea3598]

Y'all: tHE diRecTor hAd a ScaT fEtiSh Reality: He made a joke about how it would be a good punishment for pedophiles, then he and a friend thought it would be an interesting horror film concept. Still gross yeah, but interesting

[@terramarini6880]

Might have been better received if they had stuck to the concept of doing it to pedophiles or rapists instead of relative innocents.

[@io.nebulae]

Qibli

[@giladadadada1614]

while i can’t blame the intention it’s still a super fucked up thing to come up with like what the hell 😭

[@rj-xf3qf]

@@terramarini6880 not sure if she watches the third one, but they kinda go back to this concept in the Third movie!! still just as gross and lowkey makes you sympathize with the prisoners. At one point they (TW Human Modification) castrate a guy, and make it so that they can remove ppl from the centipede once they serve their sentence. Very fucked up :))))!

[@johnfisher1006]

@@terramarini6880 lol exactly. Should used the prison idea from the third but obviously only two pedophiles. I don't think it would have been a better but at least we would be saying they deserved

[@BurgundyBurrito]

They say that when you're an up and coming actor you should take whatever you can get but, you know, I disagree.

[@charlottecomeau1266]

if i were a starving artist and i was offered any of these roles, i would simply ✨starve✨

[@ThreeFlatDucks]

Some people have integrity people like this do not

[@madisond453]

I’m hiding in the comments I hate this so much

[@izzymenk3156]

Saaaaaaaame

[@rileylovebucket6080]

I am really not the type to hide in the comments, but when circumstances demand it, you do what you gotta do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@RubykonCubes3668]

Same 😂😭😭

[@theblackcatgirl7013]

I'm on my phone so I can't hide in the comments, I haven't even started the video yet but reading the comments I'm putting my phone down and going audio...unless the audio is just as bad.

[@wonderland838looking_glass5]

@@theblackcatgirl7013 same

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

When I first heard about the human centipede, I thought it was like this: The first person in the chain would still be alive, and then the second person would have their head fucking chopped off but is still alive (so they can move their body). And so this continues over and over again. I didn't think it would be them... Doing that...

[@ih7048]

Same

[@LotusDecember]

This is the closest I'm ever getting to watching this movie

[@KirumotoChan]

Same

[@eller.6322]

I will never, ever, ever watch this movie. Im not even sure I would if I were offered a million dollars to.

[@liao2211]

C O R R E C T

[@ivikaputova3177]

I watched it 7 times already 😂

[@phenexdran6165]

@@ivikaputova3177 w h y

[@MonyXChan]

“I dunno why this is bothering me so much-“ It-it’s the poop, girl. Cause it’s poop.

[@rat8984]

also they're still alive, at least the bodies she saw originally's suffering has ended

[@dreamybombstudios724]

I want to vomit. Send help

[@wonderland838looking_glass5]

@@dreamybombstudios724 me too

[@dreamybombstudios724]

@@wonderland838looking_glass5 listen to light hearted stuff like music as to what music I recommend just @ me :)

[@wonderland838looking_glass5]

@@dreamybombstudios724thanks :) and what music do you recommend?

[@lord_ezel7775]

Someone in a horror movie: *tries to call for help* OMG theres no signal Everyone watching: *suprised pikachu face*

[@Indianchad22]

Pika Pika Pikachu .

[@KateHarper23]

*sees a landline in the bedroom* ima break the window and run into the woods but let me just get my unconscious friend

[@pumpiron1657]

@@KateHarper23 right ,these people must be delusional, like I get it when people are scared they can't think rationally but this is some A class bull*hit. She could of prolly made a phone call or murder the f outta that psychopath of a doctor.

[@stuckinthelazycorneragain4016]

Rules of a horror movie: - no signal - tripping when running away - black and or asian person always dies - characters always ask "is someone there?" when they hear something - script that makes 1st graders sound like actual geniuses

[@s.tavii1111]

EXACTLY😭😂

[@iLikeCok]

Right

[@LordOfTheFatties]

The script is hyper basic abd simple because it's tangential. The movie entirely exists for it's concept.

[@zeewier1285]

THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS DUTCH?! On behalf of all of us here, I am so sorry

[@herculeswitha10inch22]

I've tried but I'm too disturbed to forgive you.

[@zeewier1285]

@@herculeswitha10inch22 I cant blame you

[@krussyarts]

its okay fam..

[@RosePetal222]

😭Im dutch and GIRL WHATTT?

[@tristanhartup4936]

You're forgiven

[@madison4041]

Fun fact: One of the girls who was in the second one, Emma Lock, has a youtube channel, emzotic, and she's talked about how she loved the cast and crew and how nice everyone was

[@nasserelas4703]

Really then

[@SonjaPond]

Wait what

[@manperson8065]

well its slightly reassuring knowing that the set was at least a tolerable one, with the people being cool and all that

[@smurphygaming3417]

I did not know Emzotic was in Human Centipede 2

[@charlespuruncajas9663]

@@smurphygaming3417 she portrays the victim from the last part of the Centipede (the one who get rap€d on the butthole/anus)

[@pearl837]

this is the closest I've gotten to watching the movie. My finger is hovering on the mute button and my hand is covering the part of the screen that's showing the movie

[@joannelee5574]

Same, I’m so close to vomiting rn, I’ve never felt this disgusted by anything in the universe

[@Dinnyeify]

Good choice

[@ms.bright3132]

Righttt

[@Ba-Dunk0]

I'm just hiding in the comments....

[@PrettyPinkPeacock]

you’re making the right choice, you don’t need to see it. Peace!

[@Happymali10]

That actor who plays the "evil doctor" is actually a really calm and nice dude in real life, it's an insane difference between actor and role.

[@UMewMew]

Sadly he passed away years later I think

[@Happymali10]

@@UMewMew Yeah he passed away in 2020, unfortunately.

[@leamael00]

I actually watched this with my gf a few years ago, and she liked it. That may or may not be one of the reasons why we broke up.

[@joyoonmin103]

Congratulations, man. You were freed.

[@alexreasoner9919]

She has a shitty taste in movies.

[@jomaq9233]

@@alexreasoner9919 I see what you did there

[@craycray8444]

How did ur ex gf like this movie? I’m genuinely curious 😬

[@kuroyuki6254]

I don't wanna know what went through her head

[@LazyCatIsFat]

Whenever the doctor talks about the procedure, my butt clenches up.

[@PTS-Maid]

Time stamp?

[@Vee_breeze2767]

@Dirteater106 😐

[@hat7475]

ME😭

[@hat7475]

@quickthinker 🙂🤙

[@cloudymew]

@quickthinker 👀🤌

[@Gemini_Woman]

Horror Movie logic Creepy guy: asks: are you alone Young girls: yas like we're totally alone and unarmed please let us in out of the rain.

[@spectre9957]

"We're gonna need a bigger alcohol" Best qoute ever.

[@OneTopic]

Congratulations on joining Team Liquid!! WOO

[@randomisonline]

Oh, hi there OT! I wasn't expecting to see you here!

[@Meggiesoarsrex]

@@randomisonline not only does OT have great taste, but clearly he has that notification bell on

[@sadrabbit53]

For a second I thought this had something to do with the movie and I was very, very concerned

[@AuntieSocial_AK]

“The riveting ass-to-mouth story” 😂😂😂

[@swine13]

@@sadrabbit53 its like those Freddy vs Jason mashups: "human centipede vs 3dogs1butt" The sequel: "human centipede vs 3dogs1butt: holiday in alaska" or "human centipede vs 3dogs1butt goes to the zoo"

[@mila_the_bee8163]

The most realistic part in this movie is that in Germany you don't always have a signal, even in 2020

[@kuroneko5390]

Haha so true... and so sad.

[@Philemaphobia]

The whole state of Brandenburg for example

[@sisfrenzi2008]

And I thought there would be no german comment 😂

[@Philemaphobia]

@@sisfrenzi2008 wir sind überall ;)

[@gil5885]

guess i'm never going to germany

[@teenytani]

i couldn't get through watching past even the explanation of his crazy ass plan and now i am struggling to get through this video istg the human centipede was an abomination

[@miikapm2]

hehehe crazy "ass" plan...

[@minibat7169]

Same, I can't get by without getting really sick

[@teenytani]

@@miikapm2 how very dare you

[@courtneyb2442]

I got to his explanation and had a panic attack so we watched sailor moon instead

[@xilanda]

@@courtneyb2442 natural reaction/reflex

[@safala]

I’d watch all the movies of Twilight, 50 shades and 365 days on repeat before I watch this. Just want to empty my stomach. I can’t believe you made it through this.

[@comkver]

As a person who has watched all the Twilight, 365 and the first two Shades of Grey... I think I'm ready to watch the last one now lol....

[@bllllood]

its a boring movie but i can handle this stuff no issue....as long i dont see organs manipulated by doctors i wont tears my eyes out(i feel sick whenever they show organs on tv even if just for medical purposes)....with this said...this movie is never gonna be on my watch list due to it being boring XD.....if had been shown during a school class years back i would have just ignored it to some fail drawings on paper......otherwise pretty much would have to force me to watch something boring or put a leet prize on the hook line XD

[@safala]

@@comkver How did it go?

[@safala]

@@bllllood I don’t doubt it’s boring. All it seems to have going for it is one shocking thing after another, just for the sake of shocks. I personally can’t handle torture like these. On the other hand, I’m perfectly fine with organs, possibly because I grew up watching animals get cut up during cultural activities.

[@comkver]

@@safala still haven't done it lol

[@krispyyy88]

I tapped out at "feed her!". Never finished the whole movie. Kudos.

[@fangsabre]

Honestly that part made me laugh. Like it was just so fucked up it could only be a comedy. Like a scene from Scary Movie

[@wonderland838looking_glass5]

same

[@dollface465]

I was like "Excuse me? 😀"

[@comrade8185]

Surprised you even got that far, I stopped when I figured out this movie wasn’t science fiction (I thought it was like the thing)

[@TheVivaciousNerd]

Fuck man, I tapped out of this video at "feed her" 😭

[@ceilinh6004]

So who else is traumatized? I am, and I didn't even watch the actual movie. Gah. Amanda, I hope that you recover.

[@knusprigeschuhsohle7939]

So much this like wtf I’m terrified now 😭

[@barbarasusej]

I'm reading comments instead of watching the video because I can't stand the thought of this movie 😥

[@marissaleimone9270]

RAISES HAND

[@i_violetexpress_i]

i legitimately have not stopped thinking about this since she posted it. like i still feel sick

[@albuszx]

This was a nightmare I hate it let's go back to Amanda watching dumb Netflix original movies

[@gwenthielman932]

i love that you're laughing with some things, makes this a bit less disgusting and horrifying somehow...

[@Sporfknife]

When she was laughing I was throwing up

[@tabeechey]

"We're gonna need a bigger alcohol" Amanda, you're a treasure.

[@brandioctober9236]

I literally feel sick. Thank you for confirming I should never EVER watch this movie 🤢🤮

[@Giatheballerina]

Same

[@maddyG7414]

Can you imagine the creator just laying in bed, eating Cheetos and suddenly the idea for this movie comes into his head....?

[@doublenaut443]

he said he joked about punishing pedos like this with a friend and he thought about making it a movie

[@angeli8520]

@@doublenaut443 that’s actually a pretty good idea

[@ramonemiliogomezjorge8557]

@@doublenaut443 at least it wasn't by a fetish ._.

[@davetheduck6801]

“I wonder what I should do for a movie” *looks in the corner and sees a centipede* “HEY, THATS A GREAT IDEA”

[@Accreal]

there had to be alcohol or drugs involved in the creation of the idea

[@crystalsnow1138]

I feel the first human centipede was more psychological the 2nd one is just plain disgusting.

[@AlirioAguero2]

There's actually a lot of psychology in the second one as well. There are even theories of how much of it is a dream and his dealing with his abusive household and arrested development. Sure, it's gross and even absurdly so, but Laurence R. Harvey's performance really makes the film as interesting. The whole violence part could have been dwindled down by a lot and still keep the gross effect.

[@t.thomas8919]

And the third one was just a bad comedy. The quality just dips. So sad...

[@DiegoRYT]

i think is the other way around...2 is the worst well made awful disgusting aproach of the concept...1 was an experiment...3 never could get into it due to the comedic tone...the first two at least you could see effort...disgusting...but effort....

[@lisakanzira6765]

When my sister told me not to watch the human centipede, I thought she was hyperbolizing. I now see why she wanted to protect me.

[@christianciv1998]

I have a phobia of Centipedes in real life and even I would rather watch one running around me in my house than sit through this movie!

[@samanthamartinez3223]

literally same.

[@Wraiven22]

I have a centipede phobia too 😭 especially house centipedes, I literally freak the fuck out when i see one

[@christianciv1998]

@@Wraiven22 yeah me too. Also when I was little (about 5 years old or so), I saw a huntsman spider in my basement (that somehow went away hours later) and my parents still to this day don't believe me!

[@ThatOneLadyOverHere]

My toddler found a centipede on the floor right next to where I was sitting the other day. I threw him on my bed, while I looked for a shoe. Luckily the centipede hid in a washcloth so I could easily kill it. I did not sleep well that night.

[@madeofcastiron]

@@christianciv1998 i just looked up huntsman spider and _oh my god_ am i so glad that nothing terrible happened to you

[@PokeRanger94]

I was like “Oh yay! I don’t want to watch this but I can watch someone else watch this and not be scared by it.” Nope. Still messed me up.

[@2Bella2]

thought the same... didn't work for me either

[@ashanein]

Yeah my stomach hates me right now. Glad there are some of us left haha.

[@cold.raviolis]

Same. Mistakes were made

[@paupute5348]

that was my plan it didn't work

[@BessotenJenny]

"We're gonna need a bigger alcohol." Priceless.

[@Sventvid]

I can't imagine what it was like to just take part in this movie and act in it. What can the girls even say? I was the end of the human centipede. I would never admit to being a part of this. I would die before I ever let anyone know I took part in this movie.

[@myckeli]

"Oh my god we're gonna need a bigger alcohol" perfectly describes this movie

[@nolemretaw4081]

*writes script * “do you think this is good?” *finishes bottle * *”not yet”*

[@EeyoreHeeHaw]

I was expecting a humanoid monster, not a science experiment.

[@damian9303]

It’s essentially a humanoid monster created by a science experiment, that’s like where it gets its shock value from. That these normal people are forced out of their humanity as their minds drift away from what makes one ‘human’ and towards that of a crazed feral animal after a long enough time.

[@Shadowvortex99]

I mean, it's Germany🤷🏻‍♂️

[@HPGIRL1109]

@@damian9303 it's like tusk but worse

[@KleJn]

I'm from Germany and it's still common to not have signal in some regions. Especially when you're living somewhere in the countryside.

[@sleepysera]

Lol yeah I was like...2009? You can still say that about 2020 if it's Germany x)

[@scp--297]

Ooof.

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

Same in Brazil

[@bubblefishy7]

The funny Thing is, you can even be in a relativly Big City and still get no Signal 😂

[@Zapporah85]

I live in SoCal, and I still lose service in certain canyons and mountains. All within 3 hrs of LA.

[@GioInvestigatesFrogs]

I first blindly watched this movie when I was 13 while eating a pumpkin pie. Now I cannot eat pumpkin pie without having a gag reflex from the memories burned into my brain from this movie. 🥲

[@cries4167]

same but without the pumpkin pie.

[@MistaGG]

TEAM LIQUID, BIG OL POG Also, I was about to eat but thas coo

[@rockyhorrorfreakshow5091]

At least it aint as bad as Martyrs

[@Lat3r426]

Yea might want to hold off on that pal😂

[@blacktigers98]

Ehhh what’s up G! Not eating that’s for sure

[@powerpuff4ever]

GG why haven’t you done this one

[@syds8752]

Lmao

[@caleblim6890]

“...they were so confident that they were going to get a sequel.” that’s the thing Amanda. they did get a sequel. and then they got a third one. There’s three human centipede movies out there.

[@marionamewontwork2681]

Waiting for centipede in space next.

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Weirdly, the Sequels are all set in different continuities.

[@paulforester6996]

Who is going to answer the next casting call for: The Human Centipede, Full circle?

[@Fletcher883]

@@paulforester6996 Wouldn't that be The Human Oroborus? I really hope I don't spawn a new franchise with this comment.

[@sparkymcpi6626]

@Llewelyn Shingler: I believe you mean 'diegeses'. Pretentiousman AWAAAY!

[@manonsegur7547]

OK this is going to be weird but I kinda respect the actor playing the villain ? Like... He really tries to act creepy and serious in this mess of a movie.

[@maryshelley211]

Respect for every actor and actress, they been part of this horrible thing

[@manonsegur7547]

@@maryshelley211 yup

[@katie2275]

He’s dead now but was an amazing actor. Totally batshit crazy

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

I feel like a lot of actors are really dedicated to their craft, even going as far as the actors in this film. I have massive respect for those that can take a role/job this far, even if all of the gross stuff is special effects and makeup. Like Amanda said, you're still having your face/mouth dangerously close to another human's rectum and genitalia even if you aren't surgically connected to them. The licking of the blood was pretty disgusting, theater blood or not. I don't think I could watch The Human Centipede for myself, despite my love for horror/slasher shlock and the hilarity of the Saw franchise. For some reason Hostel (especially the eye scene) and this disgust me on such a deep level that I just can't, and I laughed my ass off through all of the Saw films.

[@corvus4350]

Character actors or cult actors usually put in the work on set even if the movie is complete dogshit. That's why I respect them. You could say the same thing about Jeffery Combs, Micheal Berryman, Barbra Crampton, etc.

[@Lele-kb3hk]

I was so confused about the first minutes and my mind went: 'why are they speaking german?‘ and 'why have I never heard of that movie? But it still sounds familiar?' and got to the point of googling it ... and apparently it’s banned in my country?

[@jagodadelega8130]

Jesus fucking christ, I wish it was banned in mine too

[@AdumbDriver]

@@jagodadelega8130 saaaaaame 😩😩😩

[@jsegovia]

@@AdumbDriver Why ban things you don't like? Just don't watch it!

[@AdumbDriver]

@@jsegovia picture this. You're innocently making yourself a cupt of tea and walk to you dad's room to ask if he'd like a cup. Flat screen TV - mouth to ass mouth to ass, blood, creepy doctor. I have no trouble avoiding things I hate. My problem is I have relatives who love gore and they will play movies like this full blast in the living room.

[@percydavis4363]

I can't even think about this too hard because I will literally cry. Its horrible.

[@the.sketch.projekt8851]

Then you wouldn't like Tusk. Tusk is worse than this, it literally broke me for a week straight. Like seriously Tusk puts Shed 17, Human Centipede, and Silence Of The Lambs to shame in terms of body horror.

[@percydavis4363]

@@the.sketch.projekt8851 Jesus that's awful. I don't understand how someone can think of those things. I don't mind fictional bodily horror too much (like people in movies/tv getting shot or brutally murdered), but something worse than the Human Centipede? No thanks.

[@the.sketch.projekt8851]

@@percydavis4363 Tusk will actually make you unable to look at Walruses without seeing what was in Tusk. I can’t even look at the damn movie poster. It’s scarred me that badly.

[@zzdreams66]

@@the.sketch.projekt8851 what is it about?

[@godsstrongestmagicalgirl5217]

Right? It makes me feel this type of cosmic horror, I can’t explain it...

[@adqueen2548]

This is making me so uncomfortable. Like not even disgusted. Just uncomfortable

[@katherine_exe]

I just feel sick, this isn’t even horror it’s just gore

[@moviewick3207]

It's stupid gore

[@appleglassjuice11]

Horror can be gore

[@poinsettia12]

@elkq03 It is gore but let's say soft gore. Disgusting? Yes. Annoying? Yes. But not as much like other gore movies. Anyway... I still have that feeling in my stomach when I think about this movie.

[@ginakutagawakisser438]

I wouldnt say gore, its just disgusting

[@muskan9735]

gore is way worse.. there r like 10 people laughing when a guy gets his body cut in half and it's all ACTUALLY happening irl so yeah maybe this is soft gore but not really gore idk im just kind of confused after watching this-

[@prestons4988]

I DIDNT KNOW THAT THEY HAD TO DO ALL OF THAT “FEEDING”, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THEM KILLING THEM AND PUTTING THE DEAD BODIES LIKE THAT I-

[@baileybrian9560]

I just can't believe there was one person that thought this idea was worth making a movie out of, let alone an entire studio....

[@marta6521]

her: laughing me: being traumatized for the rest of my life

[@queenalex7827]

I will NEVER watch this movie again

[@moviewick3207]

"again" ???? I am never watching this movie ever.

[@payt00n]

@@moviewick3207 right, the thought of it makes me sick

[@dyvortigern]

When someone said they like rimming, they probably didn't mean this.

[@caitlinmcaleese5621]

oh my GAWD

[@amberlily3216]

What is rimming ??

[@ars0on]

CHIAKI ILY

[@dyvortigern]

@@ars0on Awe, I love you too!

[@kenjiarima7714]

@@amberlily3216 Awwwe you innocent soul XD

[@ttrev007]

The Human Centipede trailer thought me a life lesson. Some thing you just can't unsee. Ever since i have been more careful what i allow myself to see.

[@imsomewhatofalyricguymysel1924]

It's plainly disgusting, nothing scary at all, and the acting is just laughable

[@pepesylvia848]

It's not supposed to be scary.

[@rebeccarominger1563]

I guess it depends on the person. I find this movie way scarier than any other horror movie. The acting may be terrible, but the scenario pitched in this movie is enough to keep me up at night.

[@soupoup]

@@rebeccarominger1563 same

[@Kitty_gutz]

@@rebeccarominger1563 The acting is terrible, what's scary is the story, the gore is kind of an issue not really, but the story is so disgusting that its scary

[@BarrywHiteFTW]

I disagree. I think the black-haired girl really could act. She looked terrified on that hospital bed.

[@mariondubi4966]

She was like "40 minutes left, I'm fine." (*8 minutes later*) "I'll see you tomorrow, I can't do this." ^^

[@gabbyhernandez9621]

I actually got sick just by seeing the chunks of the movie that you showed, idk how you got to go through the entire movie

[@danny_404]

Yeah the entire time all I thought was “dang I could never watch this movie...”

[@ashleysomsen3945]

I didn't know this movie was made by a Dutch dude, and now Im scared of my own people😂😂😂

[@4zoika]

Tbh, we do have some mental problems 😂

[@mariahcareyunited]

Same

[@iLikeCok]

LMFAO

[@realswobby]

I feel you. I was even crying at the end of the movie, because of pure disgust and shock and idk... disappointment? That something so atrocious had to leave someone's mind and become a real creation? Thinking about it like that always makes me sad.

[@manperson8065]

yeah i agree. i feel bad for everyone who was contractually obligated to work on these movies. ESPECIALLY the cast, jesus fucking christ.

[@Ba-Dunk0]

Tbh, what were you expecting from this?

[@elisevanmaurik389]

i was so traumatized after i watched this. i had to wach funny videos after this because i was scared

[@Shewas-kathybates]

You're right it is a sad devastating reflection of the perseverance of depravity in the human mind.

[@erinc9391]

Im having flashbacks to the time a nurse accidentally tripped over my IV line and it flung out and a little blood fountain showered the floor. I had the same reaction you just did. When a line is pulled out in a film like that I want to die.

[@FIRING_BLIND]

Actually, they used prosthetic butts! Each actor wore a fake butt! Except Jenny I think

[@sarahc2491]

👍😐👍

[@unluckynumber1311]

Thank you for explaining the movie magic of the worst movie to ever exist. Thanks sir

[@DiegoRYT]

@@unluckynumber1311 the second one is way worst...can't actually recommend it...is even black and white wich helped a lot to make it even unsetteling....either one, am not that curious to know the "behind the scenes"...the 3 is actually a comedic tone i think, never saw it but the bits i watched looked way different than the the first two.....more like..yeah the second one was too much..lets turn it to a comedic tone...

[@urlocal.antisocial]

Prosthetic butts sounds so dumb 😂🤣

[@EK-ev3pt]

@@DiegoRYT you watched all 3? Why do that to yourself 😫😂

[@FIRING_BLIND]

I have no idea who played the Asian man at the front of the centipede, but that actor was GREAT. Seriously, you don't even need to read the subtitles. His body language is on point and consistently tells us what he's thinking. Also him biting the doctors throat was badass

[@ninasimpson6639]

"I don't like human beings" Bruuuuuh the line and delivery is hilarious

[@jonathanzuckerberg8850]

Give that man an oscar

[@xilanda]

Preach

[@xilanda]

Why did you study medicine then ????

[@tbirdUCW6ReAJ]

You are the Middle PIECE!

[@lemonfromanorangetree650]

He's so quirky omg 😳 Not like the other mad scientists 😌

[@JktuUekmw]

It would be kinda hard to make a musical out of this one.

[@imshinycaptain]

It would be a hell of a kickline, though.

[@emmap6699]

It’s great for a comedy song tho!!

[@katiesmith5913]

“I have never seen a series of worse decisions” My guardian angel watching my life

[@mretlan8528]

I watched the human centipede when I was like 12 with my best friend, and I realize I either repressed the memory of the dog photo or just missed it somehow

[@piffba]

Me, throughout this whole thing; it’s not real it’s not real it’s not real it’s not real! Just special effects! It’s not real it’s not real oh god it looks real

[@amaryllisputrik.2521]

You know, lasagna is my favorite food but I made a severe mistake with eating while watching this video

[@amaryllisputrik.2521]

I can't do this

[@Bobithan]

Who can?

[@MintyUniverse0]

I just ate dinner I regret watching this

[@cydneylucy2139]

I ate breakfast

[@comkver]

When I liked this, the number turned into 187...which is what I imagine happened to your love of lasagna.

[@ginamaynard2698]

"Is this man eating an entire can of fruit??????" Bruh, that's just how I eat when I'm too depressed to cook something

[@Grimfaxe]

Relatable

[@jaxon793]

Canned fruit slaps hard

@Jaxon patches bro. Canned peaches

[@jaxon793]

@ stoppp u gonna make me act up😈

[@malenixius]

Catch me eating a can of fruit and a can of vegetables every day

[@leoniesturtle3408]

I swear its so scary when he speaks german literally causes anxiety (I’m german)

[@Lonii04]

Yeah same 😖 (my name is Leonie btw xD soo you're my turtle ha? 🤣 Didn't know she has KZbin xD)

[@happilyhadesbound]

On behalf of all Dutchies: we do not claim this

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

On behalf of all Germans: We don't claim the doctor

[@bengi8907]

@@thatgirlinautumn5995 Then who is claiming then???

[@denniswijker7162]

As a dutchie, I had totally forgotten it WAS made by a dutch dude. Is it an actual dutch production too ? I did notice the truck driver's at the beginning had a dutch license plate. The rest was german though.

[@thatgirlinautumn5995]

@@bengi8907 It's all up for grabs, you can have everything (if you want)

[@lolaengelhart5042]

Niet g e k o l o n i s e e r d

[@Painocus]

Netherlands: *makes some of the most important movies in film history* Rest of the world: Well it's not English, French or Japanese so we are just gonna ignore that. Netherlands: Well we'll just make Human Centipede then! See how you like that!

[@christinehoek3195]

Which movies are you taking about? I'm curious.

[@skyetan86]

So that's what we did to the Netherlands to warrant this punishment...

[@christinehoek3195]

@Okuyasu Higashikata yeah, I'm Dutch too and I'm very confused

[@ginger3467]

I agree, these movies are just disgusting and have NO redeeming quality whatsoever

[@erikperhs_]

This is the most horrible movie we've ever seen. That makes it the BEST horror movie

[@ckobo84]

It does have a pupose, it can inspire people.

[@jessechambers4954]

There not supposed to ITS A HORROR FILM

[@candidlyopinionated19]

@@ckobo84 I really hope this didn’t inspire anyone to _do_ anything.

[@mojojojojojojojojojo5269]

There are a LOT of dumb things in the first movie but there’s a lot in the film to show they do care for the project and don’t want it to be purely for shock value. The premise itself is worse than the actual film too, it’s only in the sequels when the films are just gross for the sake of it.

[@gemstone71552]

In high school my Spanish teacher asked what this movie was about. When we told her she looked horrified and softly said "I thought my last class was lying to me"

[@ryotoiii]

The “Horror” genre doesn’t mean that it’s going to be spooky, it means it’s going to be horrifying and this is pretty horrifying.

[@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV]

I just found this one slow paced and boring... But I find most horror funny at best, so no doubt I'm not a good horror reviewer! :D

[@intrusive-th0t]

This is fetish content tho

[@officialsprunt]

we all just hiding in the comments eh

[@manperson8065]

fucking relatable. take my like

[@chipperchameleon84]

Not me about to cry while I’m down here. Nope I’m a ok and not permanently scarred

[@edatheowllady9518]

Same here dude I think my anxiety has been triggered

[@JB-pi7ii]

Yep, anything to avoid this🤢

[@tc_ghost266]

same

[@EdmundKempersDartboard]

Shame she will never see the second one. It's so much worse in every way.

[@lightworthy]

what about the third one? isn’t that the one where there’s like 6 of them and the guy gets off to footage of them? that image is seared into my head from when me and my friends binge watched all 3 in middle school nvm just looked it up that IS the second one, the 3rd one came out in 2015 and i haven’t seen it

[@EdmundKempersDartboard]

@@lightworthy 3 is meh. 2 still had some of the disgusting charm of the first one... sexual harrassment of a mentally challenged man by his own therapist and all.

[@rj-xf3qf]

@@EdmundKempersDartboard while 3 does suck, i still ended up feeling bad for the office lady assistant... the sheriff's role is just,,, quirky :||

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@rj-xf3qf When you hire Diter Lazer and tell him to act loud and Demented, you'll end up with that.

[@Scooter_Alice]

*a relief There, I corrected it for you