As Jim Carry said in Liar Liar when his client asked him for advice: *STOP DOING CRIME!*
@norarivkis251311 ай бұрын
He wants a change of venue for a *traffic charge?* This guy is having way, way too much fun with this.
@Had_Enough_Media11 ай бұрын
I would bet money that people get stuck in line at the grocery store waiting for that old man to write a check. 😆😆
@Had_Enough_Media11 ай бұрын
@@joeoranza7536 - Or asking for today's date and going into a 10 min rant about his neighbor's cat that was born on the same date 40 years ago...
@elle961511 ай бұрын
Yep. And my super talent is to be the one behind him thinking it is the shortest line and have already unloaded my cart. 😀
@peggyhardt732611 ай бұрын
I think the Human Delay Machine is just a lonely, old man who wants someone to talk to.
@kayfurlano146211 ай бұрын
His tactics of delay, delay, delay, is working as 7 of his charges out of 11 charges have been dismissed.
@yarghhargh934511 ай бұрын
i don't think it was worth the weekly court visits for years
@JenniferThacker196911 ай бұрын
I couldn't even watch the video with the dog. It would have p'd me off so bad I would have just screamed!!!
@CindyWoodman11 ай бұрын
I had surgery yesterday, I'm all fubar; I need some wacky happy shit, pretty please
@1HonestAbe11 ай бұрын
Delay Guy is WHAT Kim Blandino will be like when he gets to that age. He just WANTS time to talk in Court.
@Katrina-qs2rl3 ай бұрын
The idea is to force people to listen to him. He's tired of being ignored 😮
@miketyson171711 ай бұрын
Bro the number one rule of content creation and consumption is that we do not show stories where the dog dies in the end. We do not watch old yeller, not at all.
@LawTalkWithMike11 ай бұрын
Agreed let us never speak of this again😂
@ericlucas760311 ай бұрын
This is the entirety of his social interaction. He thinks the judge et al are his friends.
@norarivkis251311 ай бұрын
And meanwhile, the judge et al desperately want to get rid of him. It's a little like the kid who follows your friend group all over school when none of you like him.
@perryrush656311 ай бұрын
Judge et Al - is that a sov cit judge? Or a judge that is the son of a sov cit?
@norarivkis251311 ай бұрын
@@perryrush6563 Nah, if he were there would be a Bey or Dey involved.
@YvonneMelvin11 ай бұрын
Where has this SCHTICK comedy act, been my whole life. He must owe the county so much money in fines.
@csnipper52411 ай бұрын
Is driving while suspended a death penalty case in this guy's state? Seems like way too much effort for such a charge, and two years to get to trial for this is ridiculous.
@lilybug24611 ай бұрын
Judge should ask him how he arrived at court. I’m betting he drove himself.
@silverknight488611 ай бұрын
I'm betting he would say "I travelled from point A to point B in my private automobile, as is my right under the first amendment"
@mhcassidy482911 ай бұрын
I hope this guys lives long enough to get all these cases process!!! Oh sweet Je...
@davidthomas146711 ай бұрын
Thats ok they will just charge him in absentia!
@BoD-v8pАй бұрын
@@davidthomas1467 Charge him in Absentinia Get it right people 😂😂
@mhcassidy482911 ай бұрын
What a HUGE waste of taxpayer money! The discovery is simple if the case is 1) were you driving and 2) was DL suspended. And, this gets a JURY trial!?! Ppl have to take off work for this shit!
@ScubaFanatic6011 ай бұрын
And get $40/day for their trouble ( at least in NY)
@jonahzablow213211 ай бұрын
Many unique people out there. Love watching all those individual personalities shine!
@joeballman91611 ай бұрын
Yack yack yack
@joeballman91611 ай бұрын
Can’t you stop him?
@phillyl944511 ай бұрын
I think he's pulling their leg. 😅
@thereal-n1i11 ай бұрын
This old man would be a character in a jury trial 😂😂😂
@stephenhergest365311 ай бұрын
"Who's on first?" I think the judge came awfully close to giving him legal advice. "Stop talkin' about your other cases, please!"
@KendraAndTheLaw11 ай бұрын
For "legal advice" to obtain, the judge would have to make a statement that primarily pertains to legal strategy.
@ash_ah_laa11 ай бұрын
Is there a video where mike shared the letter from “all objections” attorney cause holy shit I’ve been having dreams about it hahahahah
@abbynormal196511 ай бұрын
Two warrants? Call the boys in blue. I would love to hear this guy select his jury.
@Tam5885152011 ай бұрын
Way more patience than I'd have for his frivolous BS.
@FD2003Abc11 ай бұрын
2 years! Our system is so screwed up. It takes NOTHING to get infinite delays.
@jmparsons733111 ай бұрын
MIKE, i need a shirt that says,: Oh If you haven't seen it, it gets worse! LTWM
@vickieblocker71711 ай бұрын
Or Don’t worry, it gets worse
@jmparsons733111 ай бұрын
@vickieblocker717 that could be on the back of T-Shirt shirt or visa versa... A dedicated fan would see it 👀 and would know, you know....that you are now hearing Mike's laugh and a squealing goat sound is now dancing around the dark corners of your cranium....stating brain 🧠 may be too far for some 😉 .! Lol! 🐐 ♑️
@OldWon99111 ай бұрын
2 years? That’s impressive
@mzzbrowniez11 ай бұрын
You have to understand, this the only time he can actually talk to another person.
@jonbates298411 ай бұрын
Or the only time anyone actually listens 🤔
@terrylouie679111 ай бұрын
I was thinking this he is probably lonely
@darklorddisco11 ай бұрын
It's the only time he's being jacked around and railroaded
@mzzbrowniez11 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂 sometimes a lonely person is lonely because they’ve driven everyone away! To quote Dr. Phill, “just how much fun do you think you are, to be around?”
@loadiegirl4811 ай бұрын
well he can also talk to another person in jail...the judge should tack on a contempt charge for wasting their time
@DazedbutStillConfuzed11 ай бұрын
15:38 this must be what happens when retired people don’t get a hobby: they become “online lawyers”
@davidthomas146711 ай бұрын
They watch law tube videos all day lol.
@davidthomas146711 ай бұрын
Septic tank lawyers
@othertalk331311 ай бұрын
"Judge, I was planning a trip to Absentinia on that day."
@davidwilliams540711 ай бұрын
"You're gonna probably try me in absentinia . . . " 🤣🤣🤣
@pfx45911 ай бұрын
"Criminal Mingling ?" sounds kind of serious
@scottrickhoff418411 ай бұрын
Mike: I’ve listened to 5/6 other court channels. All comments are off topic or mindless chatter. ( including Biggins ) it is no wonder you have the following you do. Very nice smart job. -America
@TheFRiNgEguitars11 ай бұрын
The most hilarious exchange I have seen to date, laughing through all of this!
@wardthomas838911 ай бұрын
@Maria. If I win that vacay in absentia, if it is a vacay for 2 I'll be needing a date. Looking for volunteers. 🤔🤣 ROFLMAO
@winged50011 ай бұрын
Thank you for this. That dog one was depressing.
@michaeldonahue576711 ай бұрын
So painful to watch. Why won't the judge just say "Answer yes or no. Anything else and I will hold you in contempt. Are you ready to proceed to trial?" Why does he allowed himself to be played this way?
@Cbd_7ohm11 ай бұрын
Look at how old all these judges are, and then think about how the old people in your life like to talk. They all love to talk forever lol. I think these old judges enjoy it a bit haha. They love to talk. That's how my grandpa is anyway.
@Katrina-qs2rl3 ай бұрын
@@Cbd_7ohmthat's what happens when you retire 😅. Nothing but time.
@3vom11 ай бұрын
He needs a spreadsheet to keep track of his cases. He's also going to be well pissed when he gets picked up on those warrants.
@mcintoshdev11 ай бұрын
This person, I use that term to be polite, should be charged ALL the expenses involved in this and all of his other cases. This guy is a real jerk.
@kittys.287011 ай бұрын
Judge can deal with the outstanding warrents by having him taken into custody.
@greenbeagle1311 ай бұрын
So glad I found this channel... ❤❤
@Sybil_Detard11 ай бұрын
I must confess, I couldn't watch the doggy one.
@tisbutascratch927611 ай бұрын
Same here.
@grammar434111 ай бұрын
Judge Stevens put everything off to a different date so the owners could file whatever paperwork they were supposed to file last week. However, the dog did bite someone from the animal control center. The dog was issued a reprieve for now.
@davep15311 ай бұрын
I like the judge granting a furlough for his treatment, if the guys telling the truth.
@deidrekoehler288211 ай бұрын
He is smarter than you think he is, he is just delaying the case for his own hobby for entertainment of his own self. I think it’s his own way of pissing off the Court ( or at least trying to) for all these charges. What else in his lonely life does this man apparently have to do? It’s a bit funny but so irritating for the Court. I can laugh at this once, the Judge has the patience of God!
@aprilseering11 ай бұрын
I'd be willing to wager he hasn't had a "bed date" since he had all of his teeth.
@CindyWoodman11 ай бұрын
11:19 oh my cases, go mingle mingle mingle, as I go babbling merrily aloooooong (sorry, it's the Percocet)
@fluffy_mcflooferson463511 ай бұрын
This was fun! Is this what it's like to be high (without having ingested anything). WASHINGTON FTW
@ewolbach6 ай бұрын
This reminds me of conversations with my 85 year old mother! 😠
@davidponseigo881111 ай бұрын
Good evening Mike, hope you and my favorite city are doing well.
@tomwhite71611 ай бұрын
Why is the judge allowing that arrogant old fart to game the system?
@pamabernathy872811 ай бұрын
LTWM fans have the BEST comments. Only need Mike for the skin.
@changeintheair964811 ай бұрын
I am impressed at how old he is - yet, is fully coherent and able to juggle everything & knows some things off by heart. Mind is very spry for his age.
@themaxster779811 ай бұрын
What about October 18? Mr. Faraq said he wasn't going to show for that trail. Surely they issued a warrant for his arrest or did he show up for it? Where's the follow up to that court date??
@barackmycat944811 ай бұрын
Those two should party together. They were doozies!
@davidthomas146711 ай бұрын
Hey Mike, there is actually a lawyer out here in Oklahoma who deems himself the Septic tank lawyer. This guy makes the Fly lawyer look like F. Lee Bailey.
@davidthomas146711 ай бұрын
His name is Travis Charles Smith in OKC
@stephwiller908911 ай бұрын
What does it mean to "drive with wheels off the road"? Like did he go airborne? Does it mean he drove off the road on to a sidewalk / persons property? I've never heard that charge. Edit: Also just love the judge. He looks like / reminds me of the dad from the live action Grinch movie.
@kittys.287011 ай бұрын
Dude thinks if he 'says' he is approved for treatment the court will just cut him lose?
@alunchurcher706011 ай бұрын
How many cases he got running at same period of time. I'm 65 on the 24th of this month (November) and I have never been to court of breath tested in that time, you can also add never been caught speeding or illegally parked.🎉
@gwynluv544711 ай бұрын
I may just have to drive up and watch this trial. This trial could take weeks at the rate he does things.
@AdenNardone-gw8bp11 ай бұрын
I had the same reaction. It would certainly be entertaining. Too bad the court can't sell tickets for the performance - might make a dent in recovering some of the court costs. Please, if you do attend, report back to us.
@DirtySanchez65811 ай бұрын
The System lets him play around so he does. Courts work far more efficiently in Germany.
@johnscovill478311 ай бұрын
How could they drop any when they were having so much fun with this one?
@onemorething10011 ай бұрын
He’s gold!!
@geraldammons552011 ай бұрын
What did Mike say about putting a dog down?!
@rickarra183311 ай бұрын
End that old man's manipulation
@ABeautfulMess11 ай бұрын
Ok I've watched this dude a few times on my phone..this whole time I've been thinking he has arrived with his head wrapped in bandages but it's hair..omg maybe I'm delayed 😮
@mperlattiАй бұрын
Why is this happening at all without all participants present?
@DaleDix11 ай бұрын
They essentially didn't give the guy in jail an attorney, just a sick man who didn't do anything. Thats not justice.
@suedenim11 ай бұрын
"Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
@jondano824911 ай бұрын
What is about .. "don't talk right now" is soooo hard to understand.?? Jerk is pretty good at delaying, and seems to be doing it well on this one also....
@BonJody11 ай бұрын
He has as munch sense as he does teeth
@jasonlemere168311 ай бұрын
Is this guy the leader of the OG Sov. Cit. Trifold branch?
@fredkelso108911 ай бұрын
Mike, why does this old guy have all these cases, he cant even keep track of them all?
@richsenecal11 ай бұрын
This judge is such a wuss to allow this jerk to control him like this. It makes him (the judge) look week and it is rude to the other folks who are waiting for their turn to lie to the judge.
@I_Evo11 ай бұрын
I don't think he asked any unreasonable questions, he was polite and respectful to the judge and the court so I don't think the judge really had any grounds to cut his appearance short. As for your last point is it really any difference to being stuck behind that individual with a pile of EBay packages at the post office or the individual going through their various accounts at the bank with the teller?
@Armyguy918 ай бұрын
Wow, you can't can't fix stupid. He has the right to remain silent, but not the ability.🤪🤪😜😜
@bluntichibanopinion731911 ай бұрын
Thanks for the laugh.
@michaelbeavis263211 ай бұрын
What’s with Mike and the disturbing lack of a shirt?
@sharynpettersen66211 ай бұрын
I bet that one tooth works hard for the money!!!
@DMS101011 ай бұрын
Holy plastic surgery lawyer
@AmeliaVonBarlow11 ай бұрын
Ansentinia 😂😂
@KJacobson-m9v11 ай бұрын
MrMike... the stroking of the microphone in all yr videos.
@AmyBaxter-l4s9 ай бұрын
Mike what kind of attorney are you and are you good at it
@JaneOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaYGOsYdOGaY11 ай бұрын
What is wrong with this judge. He told this guy thete are other ppl waiting and he still continues to kerp going with this guy. This is getting booooring.😢
@HasidicKaiju11 ай бұрын
Mr. Kringle here is obviously trying to make as much confusion as possible so if they mess up somehow he's got grounds for dismissal. If I were the judge I would have said we are talking about this case, which consists of these charges. Do not bring up any other case unless I ask you about it.
@marlayneboblett126711 ай бұрын
They dropped the other 4 because yhey were tired of listening to and dealing with him.🤣
@liamgio79511 ай бұрын
Judge, I dont understand these word of art terms, drive, operate, motor vehicle equipment, device, machine, registration, personal property, use tax, use, transportation, commerce, traffic, private motor carrier, public safety, peace officer, law enforcement officer, public officer, private corporate officer, license, permit, occupational license, class 9 hazmat, class D license instructor, ride sharing agreement, passenger car, non commercial vehicle, commercial vehicle, perfect and absolute obligation, people, person, natural person, private person, jurisdic person, individual, individual firm, state, injury, damage legal fiction, man, non exclusive easement, operation of law, law, at law, attorney, court? I don’t understand legalese or attorneys so can you explain what these word mean so I may properly defend myself? Thanks
@vickihatherley344811 ай бұрын
Bets on that judge is off sick 20/21st to avoid this trial lol
@GrannyJB11 ай бұрын
I guess I could give 30 days for the F word, but I guess we are done. LOL
@jujuthegardener11 ай бұрын
Did you say you had a fur baby cross the rainbow bridge today? Or was that the first clip? Hope all well with you and yours!
@PFMediaServices11 ай бұрын
It's an ongoing case in Judge Middleton's court. They had a hearing earlier today.
@EveryoneKnowsItsWendy11 ай бұрын
Mike!😘 Great color on you!
@kristielforeman550711 ай бұрын
I feel like I’m watching a Jerry Lewis movie
@stephencornell697211 ай бұрын
The delay machine...sounds like Trump's courtroom strategies!
@ninasage773511 ай бұрын
This guy has watched all his episodes of Perry Mason. Not sure that will help him. .
@michaelpoynor343511 ай бұрын
Fun stuff
@LawTalkWithMike11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@angel665b11 ай бұрын
Pazderka (sp?) is kinda sexy.
@P_Barne_II11 ай бұрын
The old man aint stupid. Good acting but aint stupid.
@chantalvlotman763811 ай бұрын
@law talk with mike please do the Judge Dorow eye drop killer trail happening now
@momof2boys89511 ай бұрын
boy they make all this stuff way too complicated...it should be simple...either they committed the crime or they didn't...and move on from there
@jerrilynclark501711 ай бұрын
That DA is beautiful
@stevenghee65410 ай бұрын
Listening to this guy makes me want to smoke some glue
@terrylouie679111 ай бұрын
Olympia washing ton is a very nice place there are just a few like this man with traffic this poor judge tends to get most of them
@marigold1011 ай бұрын
This guy is beyond irritating 😂
@poppysiddal586011 ай бұрын
I’m ashamed to admit that this gentleman lives in my home town. The judge grew up right here, too, so he knows exactly what he’s dealing with in this guy. Some of these crotchety, old guys make a hobby out of the smallest speeding ticket.
@MikeJamesMedia11 ай бұрын
Repeatimus Maximus...
@desertdog539711 ай бұрын
Does this guy ever stop talking?
@jasonlemere168311 ай бұрын
Mike is right. He is dragging his feet. The civil cases are in another county.