The Incident That Made Humanity the Most Respected and Feared Species in the Galaxy | HFY Story

[@Team.WorldTour]

I'm just loving these unofficial extra chapters to The Hitchhikers Guide.....

[@rhondatrout1360]

[@That_Damn_Plaid_Ram]

OMG I HAVE THAT BOOK NEXT TO ME ON MY SHELF I LOVE THAT BOOK

[@toomanyjstoomanyrs1705]

Yup, simple solutions. Back in the days when computers were simple (early 2000s) someone had a printer that wouldn't work. He called a computer guy to take a look at it. The guy checked the software, the connection to the printer and computer. Nothing worked. I was asked to take a look at it. I did the same thing as the other guy and nada, zippo, zilck, nyet. But i went a step further. I opened the computer and checked the printer port connection to the motherboard. Yup, it was disconnected.

[@suzanallan5440]

Oh those were the days.... Ever get a Help Desk call for a malfunctioning "cup holder?" The CD load tray wouldn't eject for our user to put his coffee mug on it--as though it could have supported a heavy mug of hot coffee in any event. I so very much wanted to help him succeed and just wear the contents instead.

[@chunglow7646]

​@suzanallan5440 😮 EggZackly so citizen. Fwree and pro Bono Gifting since the Coffee was Made and cost Nuttin more. Such talented liquid is kinda Rare methinks.

[@rhondatrout1360]

I have defragged several times back in the day. It took time for the processor to remove all that space and temporary files. Thank goodness those days are over!

[@rhondatrout1360]

@@suzanallan5440 😆😆😆

[@apveening]

@@suzanallan5440 Ever get a Hell Desk call for "Where is the *Any Key*?" It still is a user defined standard text in my label printer (fits nicely on most space bars).

[@thaddeuszukowski4633]

The blatant disregard for propper anything is so funny! Thank you. I know a guy who once retracked a tank with four rolls of shrink wrap and a flexible exhaust hose. No kidding. He had every one use all their stringth to get the two ends as close as possible then shrink wrapped the pieces, then gently heat it with the exhaust and it pulled close enough to start driving a drift pin in. Brilliant thinking outside box {the big box, the very, very, big box}

[@daftwulli6145]

YEA sometimes a bit more respect might do us good. Like there was a poilish farmer that found an old ww 2 bomb that was unexploded and decided to use it as an amboss. It went well for months untill1 day it didn´t and him and his house where gone.

[@wandapease-gi8yo]

Percussive maintenance! My favorite!

[@Wudelfin]

They had me at 'high school cafeteria drama; and the reference to "Back to the Future"!!!

[@mischavanasperen3063]

9th thermos of coffee?! 9th?!! Oh, this girl is WIRED! I already feel sorry for the Galaxy..😅

[@jeffjames4064]

If I buy a wrench, does Jenna come with? Windows Vista... Yeah, never gonna live that one down😅

[@rhondatrout1360]

You would probably get the grumpy guy. LOL I forgot his name. :P

[@GeorgeMace-em7re]

Very entertaining 👍🤣🤣

[@rhondatrout1360]

sputtered, nuum numm. Are you misspelling his name on purpose? This was really fun to watch! I look forward to seeing more of your work! Please edit your narrative before you post.

[@shotgu2229]

Same

[@D41Michigan]

It's an AI. Somes you gotta mess up a word for it to sound right

[@OneOutlander]

No captions? Time to look for another one.

[@crowemagnum1337]

It is captioned in English?

[@KristofferEk]

this could litterally be names "how to make a ainchent wepon Ai stand down: teach it about human memes."

[@monaeinarsen8490]

❤😂🤣😂🤣😻

[@SkyWelsh]

😂