The Indian Store

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[@CobaltLobo]

Being native, flipping through books on indigenous photography, the “looks like my grandpa” is a statement I have made countless times 😂

[@Jezabel-in-Hell]

LOL me too! An old photo of what I always thought was my native great-grandpa turned out to be my great-grandma. Ouch.

[@KratomFlavoredAdidas]

Humanity is supposed to be androgynous!@@Jezabel-in-Hell

[@saintultra2737]

@@Jezabel-in-Helldamn! Grandma catching strays.

[@kevinestrada900]

Same here! And my Dad was from Guatemala & Mom from Honduras 😌😎🤙🏽

[@marysmother1152]

"Put this dream catcher above your router and it will boost your wi-fi signal." 😂😂 I almost choked on my coffee laughing so hard when I heard that one. These guys are hilarious.

[@misterjonestech1611]

The funniest part of that for me is that I have a dream catcher on my wall in my home office and my wifi router sits directly beneath it. Had real tears when I realized it.

[@ally939]

@@misterjonestech1611I mean... does it work? Is your WiFi better now? Asking for a friend

[@bitethebook7650]

IT’s William knifeman

[@Zer0fuks]

Me being me, I decided to make my own dreamcatcher out of copper wire and stainless steel and soldered on an old cut antenna cable for my TV, I swear it works 10X better! 😂

[@joshuagreen2976]

I remember once in high school when I was in Home Economic class our teacher was trying to open a jar of peanut butter but she couldn't because the lid was stuck. I smoothly said, "Let me show you an old Indian trick." I took the jar and put a rubber band around the lid and with that extra friction was able to open the jar. She said, "That's a real Indian trick!?" all impressed by this rubber band-lid hack. I said, "No, it's just physics" and we both had a good laugh about that.

[@asterismos5451]

If you're First Nations and it's your trick, you can call it that with no lie.

[@davespanksalot8413]

🤣🤣🤣 that's awesome! My home economics teacher gave me a C-, mostly because I'd do things like present sausages, mash and peas in a smiley face, needless to say she wasn't impressed. I ended up as a chef for twenty years 🤭

[@ElricWilliam]

Grip+tourque lol. I call it an old carny trick because thats where I learned that one

[@ElricWilliam]

People will believe anything you tell em if you sound confident enough about it lol

[@badeugenecops4741]

That's not physics.

[@roguesheep3083]

The flute and drums cutting in and out was hilarious.

[@citizenlen]

I went to a Native American gift shop in Utah saw a necklace claiming to be authentic then saw the tag "made in China". Hilarious!!!

[@critternuttle6694]

Erthing including these Native Mericans are made in china now...

[@santhoshs1798]

But here in India, I bought an Indian flag, but in the tag i sawed it was made in China. I extremely shocked of that

[@tlamixtentoc]

Lee Francis There are many native peoples in Mexico.

[@updownstate]

@@tiffkungpoify I remember in the 60s you could drive around the Navajo Nation and there would be someone who looked to be 150 years old sitting on a blanket at the side of the road with jewelry spread all around them. No doubt all that was snapped up. You used to see pieces in pawn too or should I say out of pawn at the trading stores. Long long gone. I have a bracelet my father bought my mother in about 1947 and when I took it to have the arms reshaped to fit my wrist it drew a great deal of attention.

[@Vanlifecrisis]

You gotta pass all that chinese junk and find the backroom with the real shit. You'll know when you find it because it will stop costing 9 bucks and start costing hundreds.

[@janetsolursh1330]

This is kinda the Native version of "Clerks." And every time Bobby shakes his head, I think "L'Oreal."

[@MegaCassie83]

Because he's worth it. LOL

[@janetfayard672]

Wonder if they had any conversations about contracters in the Death Star? Or played hockey on the roof? Clerks is a hilarious movie....if only we could act like that at work and still keep our jobs!😂

[@lisaellis2593]

Ha!Ha!

[@katiem449]

Totally hahaha!!!!

[@yuhyuh7603]

"My girlfriend has sucked 27 dicks!" "At the same time?"

[@jerryvelasco1474]

"The highlands of Chiapas Mexico" Lol that one is funny, though at least these Natives acknowledge Mexico Natives.

[@pcarebear1]

For real, when my mom and I went to the NAIM in DC they had exhibits and gifts of natives throughout Mexico, Central America and South (we're Honduran and Nicaraguan). It made us really emotional to be recognized

[@yodasmomisondrugs7959]

Hence why if you sit outside a tribe that you can take a DNA test and show you have Native American blood and not be able to claim any tribe because like the Jews all our blood shares the same ancestry tather its North or South American and you can't tell on paper what tribe you would be from. I have it from my dads side. His mom liked to smash white guys but didn't want to live on the Res. She left as a teen in the 1930's. So I'm tribeless, I asked my dad what tribe is ours and he said grandma was Chumash but I don't have any proof I only met her once and she died along time ago.

[@Punkini]

Jokes aside, it’s so nice to find an actual shop run by native people. Here in Michigan, there’s an Ojibwa-run shop up near mackinaw. There’s a museum part in the back that actually talks about the tribe and their history. Ironic thing is they’re right next to an American appropriation-y “Native American” shop.

[@quebecpatriot1874]

tought ojibwas were up here in Quebec...or is that winter camp and summer camp..I live in Grey Owl town here

[@Punkini]

@@quebecpatriot1874 the Ojibwa land spans across northern Michigan, Ontario, and parts of Quebec, though I believe the language is spoken in a wider range.

[@angelface925]

@@quebecpatriot1874 hi! Native here. Traverse Bay Odawa! There are reservations in Canada and America. When we had settled and build our communities, we neglected to take the borders off the future American and Canadian colonists into account. I know, I know! So inconsiderate of us! 😂

[@quebecpatriot1874]

@@angelface925 keep your sense of humor, we all be needing it in the years to come :)

[@angelface925]

@@quebecpatriot1874 no worries! But I was confused as well when I was younger. It didn't occur to me, either. That response was the one my aunt gave me! Lol

[@SubparPanda]

Gotta hook me up with that wi-fi boosting dream catcher lmao

[@juliethildreth7518]

I have one. Kidding!

[@bluetigerlozano59]

and I thought it was hilarious enough for people to hang "dream catchers" in their car.....lol

[@isonwood1109]

SubparPanda same

[@ashleycampos2888]

SubparPanda 😂😂

[@maxb9759]

Its called a orgone pyramid, it actually existe...

[@rose-qh6fy]

" I asked for the raccoon spirit to come to me. I humbly put out tobacco for him and when he came, I killed him" just died in the middle of class and cannot stop laughing!! these people don't understand Indian humor :) made my day...

[@LunarCrystal07]

I feel that they're masters of dry humor. I like that this had a combination of that with some goof. Hilarious.

[@updownstate]

@@LunarCrystal07 Often self-deprecating.

[@silverwindspirit]

2:27 had me laughing my @$$ off.

[@reneedaniel2881]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 gotta be a Native to love that Native wit SMH... can't stop laughing 😭

[@Ja_s-per]

Hilarious 😆😆😆

[@xixisolivo9427]

This made miss my tío. I used to think he was weird for being hard into native American cultures. Mexico and here. Years later did I realize we are native too just not acknowledged in the US, just for being Mexican.

[@SunflowerOfTheEast]

I recognize it. There are Spanish Mexicans and Native American Mexicans. And now mixed Spanish and native but they just call you all Mexicans. As a person with mixed ethnicity including Mohawk and Cherokee most people don’t look at me an see “native American” cause I don’t look like those Hollywood natives or whatever. But I see and know the native in others and myself. They tried to take our connection to our ancestors away so we are blocked from their gifts and knowledge. I’m glad u realized your ancestry.

[@fredrossi1334]

It's a crime that people were divided when the US drew a line and said " that's Mexico, this is the U.S.". I know so many good people below that line. Those people used to freely travel across that line before it was there, we disrupted that and criminalized daily routines and rituals that were in place for centuries before. We need to restore the rights of these sacred people. Give back the land, here and in Hawaii as well.

[@NotUnymous]

@@SunflowerOfTheEast Gurl, it's just hard to tell the difference in apearence for some. Like it's hard for you to tell the difference of an Frensh and a German guy. I would never get the Idea that you want to steal "the German and frensh culture" and even less that "all Native American want to steal it". Later would be pretty racist btw. So please,...

[@SunflowerOfTheEast]

@@NotUnymous *replying without looking at my original comment, so I don't remember what you are talking about basically but...* It probably wouldn't be hard for me to tell the difference between a German and French guy.🙃

[@squizzyicetea]

They are recognized... But there's a difference between Native North Americans, and Native USA Americans. Living in Texas, I don't know many people who say they're Native American, but they'll claim to be a Native Mexican. Like, Americans don't think of Inuit people as being Native American because they're mainly located in Canada. But they are Native North American.

[@NiteManhattan]

Hey! That’s Michael Horse, the actor who plays Hawk on ‘Twin Peaks’. Good stuff

[@MimiTD5533]

Yeah, I totally fan-girled when he showed up.

[@theRPGmaster]

I thought that was him! Great actor.

[@matthewfletcher7710]

I was scrolling for the first "wtf, that's hawk" comment lol

[@CiciMinicici]

3:03 love that he asks for books on treaty rights, and they give him the Coyote stories, so smooth :)

[@SadiraSeven]

Ya, serious artfulness in their work, so funny, so scathing! Love it.

[@lavernebryant7857]

What in the heck is this?

[@qaat2012]

@@lavernebryant7857 Coyote is a trickster. The treaties were based on lies, the government never has followed through, every treaty has been broken by US. It's irony, dark humor.

[@Lady_Omni]

and then he slides in with "Black Elk Speaks". Dang y'all, I have an old copy of that in paperback sitting on my shelf. Well fuckin played.

[@danyoung8484]

@@Lady_Omni What's the deal with Black Elk Speaks? I have a copy a Seminole friend of mine gave me about 20 years ago. I read it then but don't really remember much about it. Not surprised I don't get the joke but still curious.

[@johnblakeH]

I'm sure this showed up in my feed because I've been watching Reservation Dogs clips...but I'm glad it did. Hilarious!

[@mistyrosemcconnell9586]

😆 me too, but that whole part about the raccoon...I died!

[@Capt620]

Is the taller guy from the show? He looks like the goofy warrior who died in battle from the show.

[@JMKidd75]

@@Capt620 He is. Other guy is on Rutherford Falls.

[@valladolid0711]

Yeah me too.

[@joeyk3392]

William knife man ahh ahh ahh

[@Ouisija]

Michael Horse! Great cameo. Love your work. So glad to see you on Reservation Dogs.

[@ElectrifiedJourneys]

Why am I just getting this video recommended 7 years later? This was great, I have a feeling some of the elders weren’t amused. 😀

[@Doorkicker505]

"And when he came, I killed him." I just shot sprite out my nose on that one.

[@thanaedwards9660]

Doorkicker505 I laughed so hard I started choking and gasping. My family had to come in and tend to me.

[@huckleberrymatt5945]

Hey-yah orange juice for me lol.

[@themfboat6273]

When was that

[@chelsealipford5969]

I'm still dieing on that one

[@janetfayard672]

😂

[@dillinger8368]

Being half Navajo, our school would have a cultural teacher come in to teach us about the past. Our history. They would tell us the stories of long walk, hiding in the canyons, starving, cold, sick, and left to die. Yet they didn't. I sat in class being half Navajo, watching the coyote cartoons. They were in Navajo. They were the only thing I fairly understood. Being Navajo was my second language and Mississippi Choctaw being my first. I love those stories.

[@updownstate]

My husband worked with some Navajos and I liked to drift by so I could listen to the speaking...which was mostly laughter.

[@reneedaniel2881]

Awesome 👍 I'm full Navajo from Gallup NM and am moving soon to Mississippi to live with the Choctaw

[@thizzlemetimbrs8194]

White, grew up on the rez for ten years, watching coyote cartoons in school I had zero clue what they were saying but still enjoyed it 😂 the only white kid at the PHX capitol building singing Christmas songs in Navajo with my classmates. Wouldn't change those days at all. Yahtee

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

That's very cool. I have been watching Reservation Dogs, there is a lot they didn't teach me at my school. Only these last few years have I been learning the true history. But since starting this show, I've been learning so much. It's honestly good to take something so traumatic in history that occurred to people and them use it in a comedic way. That's the way some Jews survived the Holocaust.

[@tanyanguyen3704]

I have a story book from the 1970s, about navaho stories, with a navajo artist. It was mainstream, so i never knew what to think of it, till i found its sister book when i was in new mexico, in navajo. Stories are culture.

[@elendil7]

This just came up for me to watch, and I gotta say it frickin' just made my day. 😂 And Michael Horse cameo 👍♥️

[@spinglasshydra]

This is "Clerks" with a wildly Native American twist.... !!!! This is truly hysterical, as I'm compelled to laugh out loud by myself, but no, the dreamcatcher doesn't boost my WiFi ― I tried it already. Not many people understand our peoples sense of humor, as we Natives filled with loads of sarcasm. I've had some people dare to say, "White people must have taught the Indian's how to be sarcastic" ― My reply are along the lines of WTF are you talking about, if anything, we were overly sarcastic when we told the white-man to: "Stay and rest for a while" (translated into Native American) "Alright, stay the evening, but then get your sh*t together and leave tomorrow" When I studied at the Southern California Institute of Architecture (SCI-Arc), I bonded with a Souix Nation brother who had eight children and one more on the way. So, we both performed the 'Holy Native Speak' accent in a deeply spiritual manner, but believe it or not, we ended-up bonded with the Germans and Japanese students the best. I learned how to speak German from high school, so if, you can make a German from Germany laugh, then you've really accomplished a miracle. They would me how they loved the Native American Exhibitions in Berlin; however, they said we Natives were not very 'open' and 'friendly', so I had to reciprocate, in kind, with: "Scheiße.... !!!! ― Isn't that exactly what all your European neighbors say about Germany.... ??? If you want us to be friendly and open, just purchase a dream-catcher and the next day, ask for a refund." You boy's are hilarious and I love it ―

[@Think4yourself8000]

😂fair enough!!

[@maxmccullough8548]

My family lived in the Cherokee country before the ToT , the old folks always said the Indians taught the white Americans to be sarcastic lol.

[@spinglasshydra]

@@maxmccullough8548 Yeah, people always say, "Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor" ― I'll laugh at that statement and often say that it's the opposite. Sarcasm is the best teacher and it forces you to laugh at yourself.

[@janelliot5643]

​@@spinglasshydraI've never heard anyone say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor. Jokes made at the personal expense of others is the lowest form of humor. Personal invective which is a toxic mimic of sarcasm, that is, it pretends to be sarcasm, may be what they worth thinking of.

[@byuftbl]

I dated a Navajo and he definitely had that sarcastic teasing sense of humor. His family was the same. When he first took me to a family gathering he told me who his dad was then said a couple of the other men were also his dad and me not knowing was like “wait…you have a few dads what??” They said it totally with a straight face. Then eventually they told me they often don’t refer to their dads brother as “uncle” and just call them all their dad. Then they laughed and teased me about it. Was so funny

[@urbanfire520]

"Any books on treaty rights?"...points "Coyote stories" too funny, great video!

[@marenkuether-ulberg3311]

Urban Fire Perfect yea? Coyote stories and treaty rights, that tracks.

[@autumm.kenneylmt6013]

The purple one, with the fur LMAO

[@DarkMoonDroid]

+Autum M. Kenney, LMT IKR???!!! LMAO

[@juliethildreth7518]

Lol!

[@potatopirate5557]

This entire skit was a thing of beauty!

[@hepthegreat4005]

I can't lie, I do love a man who can do a hair flip.

[@addyliciousjoyal2223]

GREAT SPIRIT IS LAUGHING TOO. ..THIS IS HILARIOUS. ..SOOO HAPPY TO HAVE FOUND A GOOD LAUGH. ..MANY BLESSINGS TO ALL ♡ AND THANKS

[@lamykaswiccanpodcast]

I laughed so hard I thought I was having a heartattack. I watch this but hear our own Hawaiian jokes we crack about the American tourists that come and buy crap.

[@lianesledge3192]

😆

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

Ha my parents bought that crap

[@JChelsea91]

I definitely bought some of that crap 😅 as a memory

[@zaarkhananal7165]

When I was a little girl I lived in Puerto Rico. One day my mom went out shopping and ran into a local who told her about how they sell something called palmetto bugs to tourists. Funny thing is that, palmetto bugs are just giant coackroaches that are glued onto a piece of wood and then shellaced. My mom said she laughed all the way home. What's even more hilarious is that I once retold this story to a guy I knew in college and he got super mad at me telling me I was full of it and a liar. Turns out the dude had once bought himself, one of those palmetto bugs, it cost him about $60. LMBO

[@susanfarley1332]

The absolutely funniest comedian I ever listened to was native American and he was on the David Letterman show. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. That was the only time I saw him. He was so much funnier than most of the other comics I have seen.

[@garaldtao1801]

The up sale is impressive... shouldn't have expected anything less when two deadly uncles are working the front counter.

[@mistywaters4881]

So many things to love about this video, LOLs. The change in persona when they start selling, the way the one guy just keeps losing more and more clothing, the "hottie" comment at the end...and everything in between. Great vid!

[@eroshiyda]

You guys are a couple of goofballs. I love it.

[@ms.eddiespottedfeather7156]

Too funny!

[@agoraphobicadam1171]

When he came around the corner holding the boot had me laughing my butt off. Hilarious.

[@transientdreams]

Dallas Goldtooth is the coolest NA actor I ever seen. Funniest too. Perfect timing artistic flow. Rez Dogs forever and beyond!

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

Rez Dogs for life!

[@CardinalKaos]

The only thing I bought in Washington DC as a souvenier was at the Museum of the American Indian because they guaranteed me proceeds went back to the original artists and tribes who made the items. All I got was a simple beadwork keychain but I will always take with me the knowledge that First Nations beadwork is unmatched in all the world. I saw things there I know I will never see again and thats cool af to me

[@dinosaurwoman]

You guys clearly know Scottsdale, Arizona VERY well. Thanks for the laughs!

[@vlayday]

Love this! Reminds me of a couple ‘indian stores’ in Michigan except run by ‘wi-guys’. My husband and I (both of us Native of course) would go to one or the other store to get some sage or sweet grass and as we were walking around, the owner would talk on the phone just loud for us to hear: ‘YES WE WILL BE AT CEREMONIES!! LET ME CALL WOLF SISTER!’ and I’d stick out my tongue at my husband and go ‘aye!’ My husband would shake his head & be like ‘shhh’!!! 😂😂😂

[@JarrodHahn]

I love this. The struggle of Clerks is universal. From Jersey to the Rez.

[@ohnonotagain8935]

Glad I'm not the only one who saw a clerks relationship

[@dntjns3]

This is very funny. At the end of the day I think that the main reason why everyone loves going to Native American Stores is because we all want to support our Native American Brothers, Sisters, and their families. Keep the tribe going strong great video.

[@madmigraineur3815]

Michael Horse!!! I love him! This was hilarious, I don’t know how that lady wasn’t shaking from dying laughing 🤣

[@clairejohnston2461]

I know I couldn’t keep a straight face if I was acting with them. They’d have to do about one million retakes because of my laughter.😂

[@Opheliakami]

Guy with the neck tattoo has beautiful hair

[@deannebish3519]

Hello

[@Opheliakami]

Hi?

[@kill28illuminati]

+Amy Walden hola

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

+kill28illuminati They don't speak spanish xD

[@gordonpeters5784]

Asgaya Tsisqua hola is a native american saying also watch smoke signals and it will help you understand

[@tinkerlynch5276]

Absollutely love the humor !!! Don;t know how the shopper actors kept a straight face !!!

[@MrGrombie]

“White man can’t jump” I sooo much really wanted him to say that at some point. I was preparing my funeral while watching. 😂

[@breccamerie1]

Love this! I am so happy to see more Indigenous representation out there. KZbin suggested this video because Google tracks every thing I do, and being a fan of Smoke Signals and Reservation Dogs, I guess knew I needed this. Thanks so much!

[@JustAGalOnTheGo]

Check out Patrickisanavajo here on YT too if you haven’t already. I love all of his native guests. They show funny indigenous memes and spotlight important native topics. Also, Patrick is an amazing hoop dancer as well.

[@anthonychihuahua]

I searched "Skins" once and now am getting healthy doses of these kinds of recommendations, lol!

[@jedoyle6]

The way he flaunts the finger puppets 🤣

[@weronikasito3069]

Witajcie drodzy Native indian,pozdrawiam serdecznie duzo zdrowia oraz blogoslawienstw Weronika Sito Polska, przepiekny sklep bardzo chetnie bym cos u was kupila ,jestescie cudowni ,od malego dziecka daze wasza spolecznosc ogromnym szacunkiem i podziwem, poniewaz jestescie ludzmi pelnymi ciepla oraz uczuc, pasji ,milej niedzieli 🌿🌿🌿❤🔥🔥🔥🙏🏻💙💙💙🦋🦋🦋

[@myplaylist.1121]

The “Wachita Tribe”. I’m dying here! 🤣🤣🤣

[@gypsimoon]

I just stumbled upon this channel, God I hope you have kept it up. almost spit my coffee out. You two rock. Please keep it up, out of all the pain, laughter is the best medicine; our best medicine!

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

They post a video every now and then, but there's enough content to watch for days!!! I love it. hehe

[@Alison58539]

yes! just found this and subbed straight away! can't wai to watch the rest!!!

[@liza7320]

wickedly funny! great to see Michael Horse in the film he is a great actor and artist.

[@danehereford4458]

I'm obviously very late, but you guys are hilarious and brilliant...new sub here.

[@TheTsar1918]

The music ONLY plays when Dallas speaks about books and stories. 😆

[@addycambridge]

"Hot-tie" lol!

[@40ozmangi]

lol, should have offered a shirt at the end that said "Little Big Horn Champions 1876"

[@juliethildreth7518]

Lol

[@jdking8545]

Lithus17 😂

[@janelliot5643]

This Native American man does the best impression of a Hollywood actor trying to sound like a Native American man that I've ever seen!

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

Not sure why the KZbin algorithm suggested you, but it made me laugh so we're good. I would totally watch an American Indian version of Clerks. The older gentleman trying to ask about actual tribal law books and the clerks being willfully oblivious was great.

[@juliethildreth7518]

I am laughing so hard my stomach muscles ache. You are spot on with the ethnic stereo types. Goodness it is clean humor that pokes hearty fun. Kinda the Mel Brooks hits the rez. Thank you for the short films. They pack a punch of laughter and entertainment. I am a fan!

[@MayaRaimondo]

I’d walk into that store all startled & probably bust out laughing. I can’t... 😂

[@janetfayard672]

Love ur username! 💚🌎🌏🌍

[@sevenirises]

I worked in one for several years... this made me laugh so hard. So true. Love it.

[@hunter5822]

1:36 “which dream catchers” as he looks around the entire store killed me!

[@lucydean4028]

I almost shot coffee out of my nose when the story, "and I killed him".🤣 Then the coyote book as a response to a question about treaty law, etc! Absolutely brilliant!!

[@alpineflauge909]

epic

[@julietfischer5056]

Asks for book on treaties, gets recommendation for Coyote stories. That's -- appropriate.

[@janetfayard672]

Right?!!!😆😂💚🌎🌏🌍

[@bebetter9600]

Man what happened to this channel. I love this humor. We need more of this in the world.

[@Hardrada88]

Lmao!! Michael standing there with a stoic smolder whilst waving a rattle in that woman's face xD amazing! When I was in the US for a long hiking/camping trip I went into one of those roadside 'Native' stores. They had everything..absolutely everything..besides water and Jerky which were the two things I needed. Instead I came away with a map, a rock of some sort and some sage of course. The quest for water continued until I came across a sacred petrol (gas) station.

[@demisemedia]

So proud to be Native.. Apache and all other Tribal pride!!!

[@marshallinnocent5275]

DemiseMusic&Entertainment Nice beard...native my ass

[@thetruthcaboose2293]

Marshall Innocent Yeah his beard colour is black his eyes are very dark and he has black hair and eyebrows. Meaning with those facial features added up he’s AT LEAST A QUARTER. Witch with today’s standards counts as a Native American, Even 12 percent can get you in a native tribe!.

[@marshallinnocent5275]

The truth caboose You just described everyone from the middle east to western china. Not natives. The keyword here being "beard"

[@holothewisewolf2579]

Marshall Innocent Natives do grow beards, just look at some photos from 100-200 years ago

[@marshallinnocent5275]

Shiribetsu half bloods at best

[@dogethedog5054]

Hahaha. This had me rolling at the part where the man came in looking for books

[@spudreviews8897]

I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!! I grew up on the Wind River Reservation and this is definitely TRUTH😂😂😂😂😂 My husband is Oglala Sioux and he loves to mess with people like this🤣

[@thehumantoeRD]

Thank you algorithm gods for leading me to more wisdom by William "spirit" Knifeman (Dallas Goldtooth). Truly an awesome surprise.

[@KJensenStudio]

'1491's' best name ever. You guys crack me up.

[@wasimskhan]

Oh my God!!!! Is that Deputy Chief Hawk from Twin Peaks! This made my day. God bless you, guys. Your craziness and the cameo by Mr Michael Horse makes this my best Internet thing of today. Good vibes, peace and joy.

[@jankarieben1071]

To be fair, these boys wouldn’t need any gimmicks to get me to buy anything they wanted! ❤🤭

[@rukbatlupa]

The "coyote stories" line slayed me but what really got me screaming was the bit about "next to the dreamcatchers".

[@M_Dub1]

ITS WILLIAM KNIFE MAN AND THE WEED STORE GUY!!!

[@lucydean4028]

That was my first thought as well!

[@elsiluxeros]

Great performance and humor. Awesome long hair pride of culture and traditions. keep it up!

[@Nonayabizness360]

This was the funniest shit I’ve seen in a long ass time. You two need to do a Native version of Clerks 😂. We just subscribed.

[@daisyviluck7932]

We have a store like this near us. I enjoy the books. Every grandchild of a Cherokee princess shops there. We also have an Irish gift shop near us where all the Plastic Paddies go to get their Irish on. I like the books.

[@o.o4566]

I've got a dreamcatcher hanging off the foil on my radio antenna.. Still only get four channels.. All of them country.

[@AshleyLebedev]

I am half native and just showed this to my Estonian boyfriend living in Stockholm. He didn’t understand anything whatsoever. Meanwhile Im over here choking on my spit. 🎤 this was such a sweet little mic drop. Wish I knew you guys personally

[@parabola714]

Love it! When spirit hits me with a revelations I stare off. That's Native. 😂

[@davegilmore7420]

That was funny. Enjoyed that native wit!! Just standing there with that expression 😂

[@Kungfu2740]

LMAO.. I'm dying because I actually do this at my aunt's store when I come home to visit. I make up interesting stories on the spot about certain items and tell people. If I didn't know any better I would've believed me too the stories were so good. I actually did the dream catcher one as well. The wifi was a good one. I don't know why I didn't think of it at the time. I told them if they hang in their car it will boost radio signal.

[@TheCheesecakedeath]

must be the quartz crystals ;)

[@Recherchez117]

Lol may I offer you some hand crafted dolls.....made in Mexico

[@ivanruiz-albor5503]

why is that funny? are native people of Mexico worth less in your opinion?

[@duskofoolacile454]

Ivan Ruiz-Albor the mexican people is the native people of mexico wher talking about 80 % of the population

[@stevenbahena5956]

@Bunker Sieben dude wtf are you talking about?!! First of all, ALL mexicans are native americans! WE are the Americans.

[@janetfayard672]

Maybe the fellas were making fun of the way ppl use sales pitches in stores to sell products. I do not think they were attempting to insult Indigenous People from a different geographical area, bcz trust me on this , if those fellas came to my area of the U.S, then most of the.....locals... would label them as Latino or Mexican upon sight, always forgetting about the People that were here before their Ancestors showed up in the 1600's ( in my area at least ). So , I think they were mostly making fun of themselves. Woooooooo-saaaaaaaa 💚🌎🌏🌍

[@1god1tribe77]

Looking at historic native american woman in book "Hotttyyyy"! That had me rollin!!! 🤣😆

[@aakishar]

I love that this 7 year old video got recommended to me after I finished watching Reservation Dogs

[@JACKOJACKO121]

If yo guys made a classic coming of age comedy about being native american in a modern american im shure it would be so fucking hilarious

[@williambarfield5093]

Your wish is granted… Reservation Dogs streaming on FX/Hulu

[@lisaellis2593]

@@williambarfield5093 It's good too!

[@cadavher]

Creepy lol you wanna tell me my future?!

[@petuliakowchee9017]

Whoo!! Loved the unbuttoning of the shirt and the flip of the hair, yumm haha

[@patriciaisaacs3080]

7 years ago and still a banger

[@camaro14]

Why the hell aren't this guys still making this . Man I miss this guy's

[@NativeAmericanSinger]

My favorite! Had to watch it again! :-) so hilarious!! Funny guys! Glad I got to see them live!

[@NYgirl360]

I don't know if you guys will find this cool or not, but my class is using this video to learn about stereotypes and ethnicity! (UNC Chapel Hill)

[@stinkybean2004]

I would love to be In that class, I’d just be laughing

[@NYgirl360]

native Curleybean me too lmao, especially six years later knowing how UNC “handled” white supremacists by giving them $1.5 million

[@janetfayard672]

Hey, in the election year of 2020, North American Indiginous are now known as.....( wait for it ).....( drumroll)....." Something Else !"...at least according to our % of our voting in the modern medias eyes

[@lisaellis2593]

@@janetfayard672 Crazy!

[@janetfayard672]

@@lisaellis2593 Right?!💚🌎🌍🌏💚

[@Adoptpets833]

My first visit - you're hilarious! & awesome 👍😎 I've subscribed & now to search for your merch.

[@robangel0816]

Your items are Beautiful, hopefully hand crafted by our people.

[@ChristinaColoradoan]

Love it! Very funny.... Colonization - oh, you mean a book about Coyote lol....

[@wilhelmurg]

Must be some kind of NDN humor. It's good to see Deputy Hawk on the job! Awesome!

[@mikeyfox2299]

Moments I laughed my a** off: 1. Unbuttoning the shirt and whipping that hair like a housewive's sex-novel cover. 2. Suddenly doing 'the voice" out of nowhere. 3. Which dreamcatchers? 4. The finger puppets 5. That whole "Do you have any actual history books?" Bit was amazing. I'm sharing the hell out of this. 🤣

[@aprilroseu]

Love these guys ! Dallas Goldtooth !!! Love you Spirit!!!

[@yournightmarelilith4180]

LMAO!!! Om nom shibai.. Ummm.. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOOOOOOM!

[@juliethildreth7518]

I am cracking up and laughing.

[@raphmaster23]

Your nightmare lilith your my hero I knew I recognized that scene but couldn't for the life of me remember what movie it was from lol

[@raphmaster23]

Not sure how that's relevant to the topic at hand?

[@janetfayard672]

@@raphmaster23 maybe bcz when they walked into the store, they were wearing more contemporary styles of clothing and possibly had just rewatched that film .....or it was a spontaneous utterance. Somedays I have just random bits of movie quotes and pieces of music and songs from various artists rolling around in my noggin....much better than worrying or thinking negative thoughts......who knows? But this vid is Awesome!😆😂😂😂

[@raphmaster23]

@@janetfayard672 I do the same with movie quotes. My apologies I can't even remember who I commented too about this. The temple of doom terrified me as a kid, remember watching it on VHS when it came out lol 😆

[@Stereobarf]

Hahaha oh gawd. There is a store in my town just like this. Every terrifying crystal rainbow chakra mystical thing you can imagine...

[@janetfayard672]

😂

[@Daddy53751]

I had no idea why I was here, and totally ready to move on if the preaching started. As soon as I shot my morning coffee out my nose, I new I was in a good place. These dudes are gangster!!!😹🤘🏻 SUB!!!

[@emilyspector2728]

😂😂😂😂😂. I am literally laughing out loud holy crap!!!! This is EXACTLY how they are! I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

[@UltraMonkeySapien]

Lol! I'll never be able to not laugh when I see a dream catcher after this

[@drivertsunami5966]

LOL, that part with the mask and the looks from both of you kill me every time. I've watched that part over and over till my face can't take anymore.

[@krystalphillips5614]

I would buy anything from these two!!

[@Emma3n3]

The delivery of that last line, "hottie", is pitch-perfect. If I'd been drinking something out would've been spat out!