The Innsmouth Thrift Shop Grand Opening [ ASMR ]

Barber Doctor Deep One Dave welcomes you to the grand opening of the Innsmouth Thrift Shop!
Items available for sale:
05:30 Margaret's old mask
07:25 A dead fox on a log
09:30 An axe
13:00 An upgraded melee weapon useful against the infected
15:50 Corvus Clemmons clock by a "Wandering Whispers"
18:40 Another Axe
22:25 Vintage LP's
27:00 A bestiary
31:35 Sir Randolph Carter's suitcase
35:30 Vintage computer keyboard (missing tab key)
36:35 Vintage typewriter
39:15 Mysterious wooden blocks
49:19 Santa's Mix tape 2015
43:30 Paper cups from Japan (Urara1966)
49:05 Vintage video game controller
50:40 Dave's vintage straight edge barber's razor
Stayed tuned for Doctor Dave's first A.S.M.R. checkup!
Horrible guitar intro played on a used out-of-tune children's guitar made in China that was purchased for $9 from a thrift shop the day this video was to be filmed: yours truly.
Thanks to the local thrift shop where I purchased the ~$15 wardrobe (blazer and shirt).
Silicone mask and gloves: Composite Effects compositeeffect...
Special monthly Thank You in the video credits for my Patrons.
This was going to be The Arkham Lost & Found but I opted to go this route. There will be an Arkham L&F video.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.

[@nickfisher5863]

I'm not even into ASMR, I just like watching this because it feels like I'm having a pleasant evening conversation with a soft-spoken fishman from down the street

[@TheCompleteMental]

The best kind of day

[@simoncowell1088]

literally have never had tingles in my life and i still watch those nice dudes who just talk

[@josephvintuks7183]

Rift is gonna be PISSED when he finds out Dave is selling his shit

[@jpperron1835]

hahahahaha

[@Argomundo]

+Joseph Vintuks i loled

[@masonwilson4802]

Damn, have a like. Haha

[@skinsfan0084]

LOL

[@hauldeendabomb]

😂😂😂

[@ivy-queenofworms]

Dave truly is a tragic character despite his upbeat personality. He just wants to run a successful business. Id buy all his stuff and get into some deep one debt just to make him happy

[@loganstone8205]

Ayyyy

[@MegaCocacolafan]

Lmao

[@myomadd]

I definitely would. Especially that taxidermy 😍

[@glswenson]

Realest comment in here. He just wants to make a living.

[@myomadd]

Garrett Swenson Forget a living. He just wants to be happy! And make others happy!

[@jakepfander2490]

Is Dave anyone else's favorite character?

[@izzybebusy]

Yas!!

[@sly_cooper1419]

Absolutely

[@Gakulon]

Corvus is mine. Dave is close, though.

[@batam1979]

Dave is my character besides the candy man

[@slugrump9195]

I like Corvus, The Candy Man and Dave

[@adamcain7722]

Fun Fact: It's scientifically proven that people are in a better mood when their happy.

[@angelfury3304]

I don't understand this knowledge

[@henryschulting9854]

they're*

[@datboiwhogaymes2889]

Source?

[@user-te9ue7wz3j]

+Dat boi who gaymes NASA official website

[@FreyadeVries98]

TheSumoHamster you made my day xD

[@lunaabella]

I love how you can talk so naturally throughout your videos.

[@dmcdarkknight]

Ikr, I would feel much too awkward 😁

[@chagis100]

+Finn Christman 😂 Too real

[@j0dgers]

Th[rift] shop

[@lemonbarx]

niiiiiiice

[@darkcodes9748]

mind=blown

[@arcxcc]

Eph[emerald]

[@robs4443]

hell yea

[@landofthelistening4239]

find that man! give him a metal!

[@TrueHylianKnight]

Sitting in a comfy chair, with the lights dimmed, eating spaghetti while watching an Uncle E video. I have achieved nirvana.

[@ouchiegiverjr]

Man’s is floating

[@Loganisnotfromhere]

Living like Larry my man living like Larry

[@anjo1366]

We need more Cthu-blues in our lives.

[@TheFamousFamas]

I wonder have you ever had to stop because of laughter? I just think these are hilarious, you must find it hard to not laugh sometimes!

[@EphemeralRift]

+TheFamousFamas usually there is plenty of laughter when the idea first strikes me. Usually me laughing out loud to myself. haha. When I'm filming I'm all business.

[@ggffzz1]

+Ephemeral Rift Will there be part 2?

[@ColtonWatson]

+Ephemeral Rift I like the way you think

[@henrycoldrain8151]

İs that you playing the guitar at the begining

[@baconstrip1152]

Ephemeral Rift I really liked those controller noises in the beginning, do you think you could do a video with Dave "gaming"?

[@DrWhite]

Rift, Have you considered doing a 'group call video' where you have different characters talking to each other? Maybe an -inmate- resident of arkham sanatorium (perhaps one with a thing for scratching carpets? ;D) managed to secretly record an office meeting?

[@prestonbugg7422]

Love it.

[@parkerbradshaw4122]

Dr White that would take some organization because he would be to change costume so much

[@jakholl]

Parker Bradshaw or he could write a script and just record every line at once for a single character

[@iSubZero100]

Pleeeease

[@davidhatcher7016]

@Soul Reaper so is a candlelight spell.

[@kirbygopoyo]

White Wedding was subtle, but as soon as "The band Opiate, their first album Tool" rolled out I lost it I appreciate the subtle humor and references in this, lots of "Caught that one" moments, like the Pickman reference

[@ryanbuzzard9979]

He literally called Barbara Streisand diana Ross right before that haha

[@jamby2699]

I wonder if Dave does any fishy business on the side

[@delirium8943]

Dear god no, noooooooo!

[@toxicragegamer69]

😂 OOF

[@megarawatson4741]

"Hello everyone I'm Margaret...clak clak clak clak" lol

[@Godzilla-se8in]

*And that's one month in the garden for you.*

[@irlsloth]

Your creativity and uniqueness genuinely sets you apart from the hundreds of other ASMR channels. You put so much effort in and I love it.

[@crimsonagony6266]

Rift, I won't ask again. WHERES MY GODDAMN THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE ROLEPLAY! I WANT MY GODDAMN THOMAS AND FRIENDS

[@LoiterPatrol]

Kek

[@davveedbb]

K don't ask again pls :D

[@crimsonagony6266]

Caelum Draco ayy got me there

[@_.michxel._]

I WANT ME SHREK ROLE PLAY

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

+mason keithley Well, if you won't ask again then problem solved!

[@RavensRift]

I really liked that into cinematic! It reminded me of some eerie video game or tv show intro. Which made me realize how amazing all these characters would be in a creepy show. Like one of those ones where the main character a traveler of some kind who's trapped in a town where the strange seems normal and the protagonist slowly learns the secrets of the place, uncovering the backstories of all the the characters and learning the terrifying secrets of the place... Man you gotta make some sort of "Rift World" season one. You're kinda doing this now, but it would be amazing to have a congruent story in a series of episodes. I just love your art style and characters so much. They're all so interesting and have separate personalities and identities associated with them. I really want to just know more and more about them. And your acting really ties it all together. Each one had a different voice, way of speaking, way of moving, it's all just too great!

[@Morbid-Corvid22]

I know right!! I've been trying to compile the "story videos" in order and try to piece together what all is really happening here!

[@pancakes8816]

Reminded me about garage, a bad dream adventure

[@mcgrayder382]

mucho texto

[@stormhunter2627]

if a rando walked into the town of Night Vale and started listening to the radio lmfao

[@adrianlarsson7088]

45:45 When it starts zooming in and then "It doesn't seem to be really loosing it's meaning", it got me

[@VSN194]

ER, I've been watching your videos for a while now, got to say I really appreciate all the effort that you put into each video.

[@rumplespliffskin]

This video has put me to sleep dozens of times. I barely make it past the mask. You can tell you really planned it and you stayed in character very well. Outstanding ASMR video, mate.

[@Valcidious]

I'm not sure what it is, but Rift's voice/speech pattern on this Deep One Dave sounds different than his other DOD videos. I'm always coming back to this one in particular.

[@Braybe-Doll]

Theory: Dave is afraid of foxes. That is why he wants to get rid of it so badly

[@Jak_4]

Coincidence? I think not

[@mcgrayder382]

oh wait..... he is a fish, and foxes eat fish...... *slams door* FBI OPEN UP!!!!

[@NovaFluff]

you are so damn creative, you should be a movie writer or something

[@lauriiie]

these masks and gloves r dope but lowkey cost 600$

[@MegaCocacolafan]

+ya girl laurie They're pretty awesome and totally worth the money.

[@arcxcc]

I'd buy em'

[@hotdog1175]

+Mr. Messiah what does that have to do with anything?

[@RylaDarkstar]

I'd say his ventures making videos with them have more than paid it off. normally people buy them to wear on just halloween

[@slowcookedrice]

Lol all the butthurt people XD.

[@stupidsexysatan5639]

I AM MORE THAN A FISH I AM MORE THAN A MAN DEATH WILL RISE HEAR OUR CRIES MUGLGLGLGL I AM DEEP ONE

[@CausticMonarch]

Wtf

[@jimrockford9616]

You know it's bad when not even "Bread Satan" knows what that was.

[@Avalked]

+Cole Wilson It's just "I am Murloc" with the lyrics changed.

[@spaceybagles3156]

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

[@tarasmiles8182]

Thank you so much for this reference oh my god

[@notaspy3751]

Paper Cups. Paper Cuts. Pay Per Cops. Paver Cots. Apricots.

[@MacaqueStinx]

+CrucialAddon I second that also fat

[@boiifyoudont1177]

+CrucialAddon Fat

[@CausticMonarch]

+Kek Kek gay

[@notasatanistprobably8637]

+Bread Satan rights

[@Gakulon]

+kaitwagner1 It's on the house

[@Sam-lu6wz]

" hello sir would you like to see anything or do you see anything you like" " ummm I don't know what about the guita.." "Oh I have this mask" "Uhhh I kind of wanted to see the guitar" "I also have an axe" "JUST LET ME SEE THE GUITAR" "..........I have this fox" "Nope fuck you" "Sir sir did you want it"

[@orin6705]

+SamiAm Oh, my god. Same!

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

are the shelves for sale?

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Yes

[@Toastandtea682]

Love your work invisi from a sub

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

@@Toastandtea682 thank you :)

[@TheSCGamers]

Thrift from the Rift

[@arcxcc]

Use the rift to get to the thrift

[@LunarEdge7]

+CM Cardenas To give yourself a face lift

[@gabrielmcconnor4493]

I just ended my shift at the store of thrift to pay for my face lift from ephemeral rift which was a gift.

[@jesusofsuburbia8349]

While I still feel the ASMR, this is becoming way more powerful than ASMR, you're so creative and entertaining

[@okifurbi]

Does he always take one hour per customer? I foresee a long queue.

[@mrh112]

+okifurbi He's immortal, an hour is average.

[@jonahgilbert7878]

Unpopular opinion: this is Rift’s best work, hands down. Not only from an ASMR standpoint, but from a character and comedic standpoint. Just think about it. You never see him look down at a script once and I think there are only one or two, fluid cuts throughout the entire video. Do you know how hard it is to improvise this kind of stuff for an hour straight??? Rift doesn’t get nearly enough credit for this video and his talent for acting and improvisational comedy in general. It makes you want to see more of this stuff from him and it TOTALLY ruins almost all other ASMR channels for you forever.

[@boRalto]

I just love your Lovecraftian themes, ER. Keep up the awesome work!

[@anthonywatson1508]

I didn't want him to stop playing the guitar and singing. I wouldn't mind him doing a whole video doing just that.

[@gryo1297]

Damn your quality has improved since 2015

[@RevolverRez]

I'd never have thought Lovecraft and ASMR would work so well together, but here we are.

[@15MinuteUpload]

Hey Uncle E, quick question. In your canon, is this Dave role playing, or is Dave as an entrepreneur really part of the lore? I remember in his first video he said that he wanted to role play as a barber and thrift store owner, so that seems to be the case. For some reason this is really bugging me.

[@lukemoran2288]

Out of all of ER's characters, Dave by far has the most relaxing voice and induces ASMR the most. I'd kill to have more videos featuring Deep One Dave.

[@ZachSchmidt7]

Santas mixtape is probably cold as the North Pole

[@0ounce]

Ikr

[@DELETETHISPLEASE]

real shit

[@dahliaparks1779]

Beg to differ. Heard there was no snow for month's after Tingles the elf played it.

[@mrrektifier7921]

We're coming up on december in 2016

[@man_of_impressions2860]

Rift, you're seriously the best man. Loving the quality that these new videos are getting. You're creative beyond any means of description and a super cool guy. Keep up the fantastic work. -Your friend from Vault-Tec

[@Night0shine]

This will always be one of my favorite asmr shop roleplays, but I can't say it's my all-time favorite, because the guitar playing mid-way through always wakes me up.

[@AvatarRiku]

Typewriters have precious precious screws in them.

[@ANiftyKitty]

I really loved this one! You do such a good job of playing the role of eccentric characters and your videos are always entertaining. You're one hell of a dude, Rift, keep doing you.

[@johannlothe]

That was a wet fart, Dave ( 14:18 )

[@michael__j2515]

😂😂😂😂

[@MrTimms-sn1kh]

I'm deceased

[@shoe2k]

bahhhahaha

[@adammartinka7280]

it's just him trying to collect his spit cuz of his mask but still hilarious😂

[@MightyMoon1]

I had to go back and then I heard it. lol

[@14141313]

Your videos make me feel part of a universe,it makes me enjoy coming back to your videos and listening to all your characters talk and interact with each other.

[@BlazefireSaber]

The Last of Us reference I LOVE YOU UNCLE E

[@MartynDerg]

I was Totally convinced he was gonna make a walking dead reference "Clementine"

[@derpybird3342]

BUSINESS FISH! I feel like that line might have actually been improvised. The creative power of the Rift truly knows no bounds.

[@bio0link]

Your channel is so god damn weird.... I love it never stop its so relaxing.

[@ulamugosrs4146]

You deserve way more subs with the amount of effort you put in you make really top notch content and I thoroughly enjoy Dave so thank you for making your channel it's a great place.

[@JunkieRemix]

I kinda wish the bit of Dave spraying himself stayed, guess the professor came up with a way to keep Dave hydrated without water or Dave’s just adjusted to living on land for some time now

[@user-tb2jy9lu3d]

5:09 Two for one..."WTF is wrong with my fingers?? Ah well, I'll just use the end ones...rock out, dude!"

[@diabolicallink]

20:15 he was singing!!!!

[@MacaqueStinx]

diabolicallink one more second and the timestamp would've been the year that comment was made

[@skins4thewin]

This is one of my favorite video's that you've done thus far. Love the costume and the goofball personality of Dave here. Definitely need more vids with Dave!

[@jack1947711]

Dave with the PS3 controller and the keyboard...my highlights out of the entire video.

[@grneyz90]

no life

[@CausticMonarch]

Hell yeah

[@christopherhovord3516]

Love the little rift at the beginning of this video 😅

[@DiggerDeeper01]

I liked the way he changed the fingers for "Two for one", but personally I would have gone for the super fingers (middle and ring) instead of the rocker hand.

[@speejoink1]

This video is great! I keep finding myself watching it over again and it never fails to put me to sleep. Can't wait to see more vids with Dave

[@adampriore6151]

05:30 Margaret's old mask07:25 A dead fox on a log09:30 An axe13:00 An upgraded melee weapon useful against the infected15:50 Corvus Clemmons clock by a "Wandering Whispers"18:40 Another Axe22:25 Vintage LP's27:00 A bestiary31:35 Sir Randolph Carter's suitcase35:30 Vintage computer keyboard (missing tab key)36:35 Vintage typewriter39:15 Mysterious wooden blocks49:19 Santa's Mix tape 201543:30 Paper cups from Japan (Urara1966)49:05 Vintage video game controller50:40 Dave's vintage straight edge barber's razor

[@RATSALLCAPS]

The book shadow over innsmouth is a great book and dave looks like what the book described as demonic fish people. I read it when i was a kid so this bring memories back

[@GamerOfCasuality]

last time I was this early I went to sleep.

[@JourneyToTheSky]

I got an ad for “headspace” an app that is supposed to help with sleep. It woke me up from my sleep and made me unable to go back.

[@MEGURMAN]

Lol, so that's where Iggy manly's axe got to, the Easter bunny stole it. Dave deals in stolen goods, fence for the thieves guild confirmed

[@christopherstanley5452]

I really enjoy your videos Deep one Dave! They really help me relax! Thank you for always posting videos!

[@UnboxTheWorldASMR]

Dad? Is that you?

[@josephdugdale5878]

hahaha

[@Hrybread]

+Cpt.Harris why not?

[@monsieurlazer48]

+Ryan Hribal Don't worry, I found it funny.

[@jetli-gamer5792]

i don't get it?

[@pigeonman1134]

+Agaraholic a stupid leafy reference because he's the reptilian king

[@johnp8197]

I loved this video, how all the items have back story's that go with many of rifts other videos. It's just so awesome to see rift take asmr to this quality!

[@Knightmare_07]

I love the "Opiate" Band and the description you made of it ! (I see what you did there...)

[@benm8591]

Your videos never fail to get more and more creative and unique...I never know what to expect!

[@urara1966]

Ha ha ha ha ha.paper cups! Yes, he is good.:) Handsome man. Please give my best regards to the Ephemeral Rift.;)

[@Chuckles_The_Goat_Clown]

Yes very handsome

[@yGKeKe]

I don't know if you made a bunch of mistakes or if this was all intentional...but this was the best ever. Especially the "2 for 1" part with the fingers. This whole video, I can't even with you man. Just amazing, keep it up.

[@often7163]

Was E.R hintin on making an Etsy store there?

[@gillian7662]

I was just thinking about how cool it would be to have an asmr vintage/antique/thrift shop. This was just what I was imagining, and Dave is perfect for the role. Plus, I spy my favourite prayer blocks on the right side shelf! Thanks ER and sweet dreams

[@BOSS123631]

Damn Nailed it when u put water on you

[@cheekeen9683]

LMAO!!! "Paper cups paper cups (cue dramatic zoom in) paper cups paper cups paper cups paper cups paper cups It doesn't seem to be really losing its meaning." I lost it there!!! HA

[@danterosales6985]

+Ephemeral Rift yo, Uncle E! You should make a full version of Dave's song from this video. Great Stuff!

[@arestfulspotasmr7615]

So that's why Margaret updated to a new mask... Deep One Dave has such a relaxing voice and I got what I came to the shop for: the free tingles!

[@doommantia6925]

Might I request a serial killer themed asmr video? "A conversation With Ed Gein"

[@esotericjebist3921]

William Anuschomper or gacy's funhouse

[@rpgaleksy]

omg, I've waited for this since Dave mentioned it in his first video! So nice to finally see this :D I couldn't watch the whole video yet though, because I'm always falling asleep like 10 minutes in ^^' Good work!

[@piccalele]

this really does remind me of saul goodman for some odd reason

[@jjurss7263]

that canteen was a huge trigger for me. I'd love to see it in future videos. keep up the good work. while I love being triggered I watch your videos for a lot more than just the tingles. the stories and characters are interesting and I always find them engaging and relaxing. you truly are an artist

[@Mezc0]

I don't know if it was intended, but you look and sound just like a character that would be in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[@tigana]

+Dee Gurz I own every single season on DVD and my earliest memory as a baby was a scene from the show where Willow kills a deer :D

[@kirisuu3813]

I love the dead by daylight reference and the last of us one too ik I’m a little late but I really felt the need to express how much I like the Dave character

[@frecklenuckle4450]

ER's my favorite ASMR artist

[@TheChrisDragooPodcast]

This is by far my favorite character. I feel like he should have his own show. I would fall asleep to it. In a good way.

[@rolloutgaming9316]

Would really like to see another Grim Reaper RP. This was great nonetheless.

[@CalebTheKillian]

Just commented this and then scrolled down and saw the same thing lol

[@LukeRoeYT]

Ye there the best

[@cstar7777]

Sometimes I forget that all of your characters are played by you and I just get lost in their stories and personalities and I love it. And on top of it I almost always feel tingles and fall asleep. Thank you for doing what you do. ^_^

[@TheASMRGamer]

A thrift shop I would love to visit! :D

[@nealcaffrey583]

Love both of your channels

[@jpspillz9218]

I love deep one Dave. I especially love when he touches his hands together...

[@nevegirlll]

If I close my eyes this is perfect but that mask will gives me nightmares

[@arcxcc]

hi

[@moody2756]

He's just misunderstood :[

[@nevegirlll]

+CM Cardenas I'm not English :(

[@vampledample]

+Samiverse you children need to get off the internets.

[@gigastrength4152]

gotta appreciate the effort that goes into these videos

[@kazuneokay3086]

Ive always wanted to travel to the UK and visit Japan, kappa

[@Jeff-ry6mm]

Bad idea to go to the UK now

[@AndragonLea]

Actually it is a good time - exchange rates for most currencies make it pretty cheap, but other than that, nothing has actually changed for the worse yet. Depending on how bad the Brexit will screw the UK over, this may be the last time you can visit it and see it as it was before the Brits committed political suicide. Alternatively, we may live in a futuristic fantastic sci fi mega city due to all the money the EU does no longer take... I'm not holding my breath on that last one.

[@Jeff-ry6mm]

Same...

[@piffhebert1919]

Love this sort of thing, really appreciate seeing the Dave persona again!

[@adampriore6151]

05:30 Margaret's old mask 07:25 A dead fox on a log 09:30 An axe 13:00 An upgraded melee weapon useful against the infected 15:50 Corvus Clemmons clock by a "Wandering Whispers" 18:40 Another Axe 22:25 Vintage LP's 27:00 A bestiary 31:35 Sir Randolph Carter's suitcase 35:30 Vintage computer keyboard (missing tab key) 36:35 Vintage typewriter 39:15 Mysterious wooden blocks 49:19 Santa's Mix tape 2015 43:30 Paper cups from Japan (Urara1966) 49:05 Vintage video game controller 50:40 Dave's vintage straight edge barber's razor

[@Виктор-к4у1ш]

Thanks a lot

[@yaboibleach7198]

Dave is one of my favorite characters

[@4stro6oy]

へ　へ の　の 　も 　へ

[@jmartens759]

I was waiting the whole video for you to pick up that damn lamp shade

[@TheManOfRash]

Hey, what the fuck - I got unsubscribed from ER's channel? Wondering why I haven't seen an upload in a while....or slept in days

[@dk_creates]

KZbin has a glitch in the system in which unsubscribes subs from peoples channels. Just sub back.

[@crazyworld014]

I feel like this is a spiritual successor to Arkham's Lost and Found. I love it!

[@AnnVab]

Metal for life!! /m\

[@pancakes8816]

I think it would be something like, \m/

[@HermitSessionsAsmr]

That slimy look is really, really, REALLY convincing. I love the plant sprayer

[@FavoriteKarma]

are we not going to talk about how he says David Bowie plays white wedding.

[@DiggerDeeper01]

I'm not intimately familiar with David Bowie or the band that did White Wedding but even I know that's horribly fucking wrong.

[@Morrowboomer]

+Digging Deeper #01 your clueless if you didnt get the joke

[@DiggerDeeper01]

TooManyWaifusRuinsYourLaifu Please tell me the joke so that I may tell it to others who I know will understand so they may laugh at it when I couldn't.