Black Friday at the Innsmouth Thrift Shop | ASMR

[@DongASMR]

Imagine going to Black Friday looking at Dave whispering to customers

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

not that hard to imagine

[@cyn7696]

whispering to the 1 customer for an hour is something else

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Imagine thinking you have to GO to Black Friday even though it is a Holiday...

[@TheDude420.69]

If you talk quietly to Best Buy employees they’ll talk quiet as well because they are also loners and awkward only difference is they have a job lol jk idk about you but i don’t have a job

[@boogieboys1972]

I never thought I could be relaxed by a fish monster tapping on a human skull

[@notsocrazytank707]

A gentle and well educated doctor in study of dimensional forms of intelligent life and special trinket sales mind you!

[@gifttanz]

My doc was interested in what sort of ASMR i found relaxing, realized I might have come across a tad weird when i showed him my watch history and this was the first thing that popped up XD

[@PreciousPinkCupcake]

I never thought I'd be relaxed by the whispers and clicking of a certain redheaded nurse who loves to make me a part of her garden but here we are. 😊

[@OldGregg6782]

The shape of deep one Dave. -directed by Guillermo Del Toro

[@tomdavidson4164]

It's scary to think that sentence even makes sense 😂

[@mei2010]

To be honest life at the sanitarium seems really nice. Monthly field trips, multi verse, always relaxing etc.... Sounds like paradise for the small price of your soul.

[@Fate_Ya_Man]

The goose is loose guys. Everyone is Dave’s favorite patient. “You’re familiar, where do I know you from? Oh wait you’re my favorite patient!”

[@richie-3485]

or he has that problem where he can't remember faces. 🤔

[@notsocrazytank707]

Out of topic, but please, someone, do a compilation of ER saying "Oh hello"

[@ghoatser]

i have been summoned by Lord Chappell

[@chonch7441]

Your videos are cringe

[@mustardman1040]

Chonch you’ve got a playlist of shitty rap. I wouldn’t talk if I were you.

[@robertevans1698]

Ephemeral is a god of ASMR. He really just went and created a whole dystopian, lovecraftian world and has stuck to it for most of his videos and even builds plot story and character arcs to the videos. What an artist. People will see him later on for his genius.

[@thehorrorcounselors4747]

Robert Evans absolutely he’s one of my faves he did Michael Myers and leatherface and plenty more !!

[@GxWatts]

For real though, he's lowkey underrated

[@braydenkelley2575]

Robert Evans has to a how

[@rockonleslie]

The best part is probably that this is just how his garage always is, minus the "OPEN" sign

[@CyberMetalOverlord]

As someone who is huge into lovecraft's works this is legit my favorite stuff to listen to while relaxing. If this is what we get when the world ends I'm all for it.

[@raivan999]

I think you should make merch and disguise it as Innsmouth Thrift shop's online store page

[@SerabiiBot]

He's done a video on the Arkham Sanitarium Gift Shop before, maybe make it themed after that and have the video on it's front page? Maybe have an option to change the theme to the Innsmouth Thrift Shop, where Dave's selling some suspiciously similar wares.

[@recruityboiii4485]

I agree with you on this

[@clawsby6964]

He seems like such a wholesome sweet store owner

[@taekwondoman2D]

Just hope he doesn't eat your brains...

[@orin6705]

This isn't Black Friday at all. It's too quiet and nobody is dying.

[@j74s98]

Smells better, too.

[@toastcrunch9387]

Well, there's a fairly fresh brain on a tray for sale, so maybe most of the dead people have been sold by now.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

I read this in Yu's voice

[@orin6705]

@@monochromedream-eatingbaku How? He's a silent protagonist. The only time he talks is when he summons Personas.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

@@orin6705 BlazBlue CrossTag battle

[@Baseballman1224]

It hasn’t even been a full year since the last innsmouth thrift shop, E.R. is just spoiling us now

[@reganh7747]

Baseballman1224 its a Black Friday sale on videos

[@mac001texas]

Even though you have violated HIPAA by identifying me as your patient in public, i shall purchase the tiny octopus statue

[@GigaBoost]

Hiipa is American, this is England

[@anyahati]

​​​@@GigaBoostThe fictional town of Innsmouth, created by American author H.P. Lovecraft and referenced in this video, was very much *not* in England, but the U.S. state of Massachusetts. As confirmed by Lovecraft himself, Innsmouth was inspired by the real-world town of Newburyport, which is also in Massachusetts.

[@GigaBoost]

@@anyahati incorrect, it's in the south of England

[@anyahati]

@@GigaBoost let me rephrase: in the context of this video, which is based on The Shadow Over Innsmouth, the Innsmouth in question is in Massachusetts. If this were based on the story Celephaïs, which also features a village by the name of Innsmouth, you would be correct, as that was located in England - that, however, is not the case. From the Wikipedia page: "Lovecraft's more famous Innsmouth is in Massachusetts. This latter Innsmouth was first identified in two of his cycle of sonnets Fungi from Yuggoth. Lovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts.[21] Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. The town of Ipswich, Massachusetts is said to be a near neighbor, where many Innsmouth residents do their shopping; Rowley, Massachusetts, another neighboring town, is said to be to the northwest. This would place Innsmouth in the vicinity of Essex Bay."

[@Halo-dh3wb]

​@@GigaBoostLovecraft called Innsmouth "a considerably twisted version of Newburyport", Massachusetts. Lovecraft placed Innsmouth on the coast of Essex County, Massachusetts, south of Plum Island and north of Cape Ann. Nah mate you're wrong.

[@Rhamburgers_420]

"What brings you into the shop today?" well, that pair of disembodied hands you have chilling on the shelf look interesting tbh

[@whitemonoblos3605]

Master hand and crazy hand chilling together

[@reykenj7752]

What a beautiful duwang

[@reykenj7752]

Killer Queen First Bomb

[@MrMerxes]

1:25 Dave: You look very familiar. Have we met before? Me: Erm...I guess. I've only been to Sanitarium like 123089127840 times...

[@mattbaxter3435]

54:36 is one of the best things I've heard

[@mattbaxter3435]

Thanks for the heart boss man

[@ShotzInTheLight]

You know, I don't see this much in the comments, so I'll say it: Can we all just admire how much work this man puts into his sets every video? He puts in so much work to get all the details right and even puts in Easter eggs, just for the vast majority of viewers (or more like listeners) fall asleep without laying eyes on the background. Papa Rift really cares about and puts a lot of love into his work.

[@Fate_Ya_Man]

You have to admire how big every set is. Just look at the background.

[@captainobvious6779]

Me: Just here to browse. Also me: *Spends over an hour at the shop* I take my browsing very seriously.

[@defeatedink0544]

Thanks Captain Obvious

[@Itsnotanymore-ku7dz]

20:41 Absolutely. He's a real _thriller_ at Devil Reef.

[@Wired_User]

“Humans skulls don’t grow on trees.” Me, an SCP-woke intellectual: Actually...I can hook you up Dave.

[@VPraetorian]

Yeah but do you have the clearance for that?

[@seanmartin6189]

Blue 2003 Toyota Echo don’t you have a oil change to get to

[@QuantumMind88]

*Rushes in to buy items* *Dave starts talking* *Forgets what I came in for or why I’m even here*

[@samlaw7561]

The 11 dislikes are the people in line behind me

[@instinctowl5316]

"Mich-élle Jack-són...... i think he's French" got me dead

[@LeortisBooks]

He said it with such glee

[@dylangoss1076]

So this is why it takes so long to buy a pencil on Black Friday.

[@lucasjohnson1322]

I think that rift should do like an Arkham sanatarium bookkeeper video, where he tells us about some of the different patients, and how many people are in AS.

[@ohhfubzei3729]

Keep in mind that he is doing this while unable to breath through his nose

[@notsocrazytank707]

Is it so?

[@erdnaelarresaccor3450]

One hour in front of a camera pretending to be a fish man in a thrift shop without the ability to breath with his nose...

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I can breathe through my nose just as easily as i can breathe through my mouth so...

[@bentobin2041]

Deadspace493 you are the worst thing about people personified

[@thatguywiththehat2822]

Baby Consumer not to be a dick head or anything but your name is baby consumer😂

[@hattytheman446]

Dave: "You know tapping on a human skull is very stress relieving" News: "this just in thousands found dead police say they are missing their skulls, more on that at 6"

[@LeDingueDeJeuxVideos]

The first news' line is giving headaches

[@misticox4526]

The one dislike is the guy that doesn't like black friday

[@rusty4276]

Or goes to a thrift store

[@recruityboiii4485]

No the one dislike is the person who lost their skull to dave in a gambling match 😂

[@misfortune6666]

@@PeterGriffin-kb2hf ikr?

[@christmasbob1ASMR]

46:48 it would be so cool if someone did fanart of corvus, iggy, margaret, and dave exploring the catacombs

[@pomeiXD2005]

I'mma do that B]

[@christmasbob1ASMR]

YES PLEASE

[@seanvicarious8925]

this is the calmest i have seen somewhere on black Friday

[@seshgreen4084]

Thank you so much for everything you’ve done for us Rift. You are an amazing person! Keep being yourself good sir!

[@PotluckB]

I watch all of ER's vids and these are my absolute favorite. I look forward to them every year.

[@A_greedy_frog241]

I'd like to think Dave lives in some odd spot where stuff from other universes likes to bleed through, and he is 100% unaware of this.

[@mattstudios740]

“Oh look, new items.” -meanwhile the literal gate to the omniverse is opened and spewing things out-

[@tonybaja5267]

Imagine if Dave had to do surgery on someone with those fingers

[@MurakamiTenshi]

Well, uhh...

[@ZeDirtMan]

He did

[@chilet_]

Baby - Brawl Stars A Brawl Stars player who also watches Ephemeral Rift? Never thought I see the day.

[@richie-3485]

wuh oh

[@tonybaja5267]

@@MurakamiTenshi I know it's a joke

[@redhatpat]

"Mi-chale, Jacks-on. I think he's French." This makes me chuckle a lot.

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

The fact that I just finished rereading The Shadow Over Innsmouth today makes this much more enjoyable

[@civilizedagedaily1438]

Иοκτцяηаι What's your favorite Lovecraft story?

[@nocturne.nocturnal]

@@civilizedagedaily1438 that would probably be The Shadow Out of Time, and At the Mountains of Madness as well. Both are just mindblowing to me - Lovecraft was really avant-garde when it comes to science fiction.

[@anthonywoodruff6191]

Even Dave has to work on Black Friday.

[@j74s98]

God bless American consumerism!

[@crispy-pt9pq]

dave always puts a little smile on my face

[@beastbro125]

Dave has always been my favorite character, glad to see another video from the deep one :D

[@cAlifornia3733]

If only any store could be this relaxing on Black Friday

[@johnstout6427]

I've been waiting so long for Dave to come back to show us his goods.

[@Voxxna]

Seems like the kinda guy who asks if he can kill you and when you say yes he's like "Oh thanks man, i needed to restock" and then you're happy about him killing you for some reason

[@thelastdaybreathinginetern1385]

Im a metalhead, and as soon as I heard Sepultura, Behemoth, Gojira, Slayer wow! Thanxs dude.

[@shadowbrine114]

Why can I just imagine him sitting in the back corner, hiding from the customers, popping the bubble wrap? And he's just popping it going hehe like it's the most fun he's had in years

[@peterd4047]

You should make a video of Professor Dave at the Innsmouth University who teaches us about reptile biology or something!

[@chanclasdechicle1955]

"Let me show you something you can do with a human skull" *cracks it open like an egg*

[@dkfetty]

Highly inaccurate, I'm not being trampled over a phone in this.

[@misfortune6666]

Over a *doll

[@dmytro2500]

Just imagine the pain in putting that costume on with a beard and all that hair

[@brodieholderness3897]

Dmytro no no no. Imagine the pain of taking it _off_

[@dmytro2500]

Brodie Holderness, fuck didn’t think of that

[@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF]

I couldn't stop laughing at the brain on the plate part.

[@thedoctor9936]

I’m going in, and either I’m coming out with a ps4, or I’m not coming out at all...

[@joshkeene7774]

I love your profile pick felo whovian

[@joshkeene7774]

Only 2-5 months untell its back on yhe air

[@thedoctor9936]

Josh Keene I’m very excited for it! Obviously 11th will always be my favorite, but series 12 has potential to clean up series 11.

[@theforgottenone7277]

8:20 Dave, you may not know some spells or words, but I do... I had chatted up an old witch doctor and I believe one of them was uhh Oh ee oh ah ah, ting tang Walla walla bing bang 🎶

[@toadboydude5015]

Thank you so much for adding timestamps to some of these older ones ER

[@niels9484]

Looks like a synth component can be found in dave's inventory

[@cammy7082]

Gojira is metal af, this channel keeps getting better and better!

[@SwivelAxl]

The Chainsaw massacre joke was well played.

[@loripara141]

Video idea: Soul salesman tries to sell me my own soul without getting caught

[@JayMan-qh9tb]

I'm just waiting for the scp anomalous items salesman video

[@generalpotatoshadowbanned6045]

I suppose I shouldn't want to buy a puzzle box from a guy who also sells trapped souls... but boy do I want that box of burr puzzles.

[@saidaaripova4423]

Helllll, it’s so realistic mask. The voice changed, the background and another stuffs... cool. You make it with soul, and I respect it.

[@Tekkaras]

As someone who plays tabletop WH40k, "I'm not sure is Warhammer uses dice." had me in stitches.

[@tygrallure6895]

Gazing into a crystal ball is like connecting your laptop to public WiFi. You just never know when you're going to get hacked, get your identity stolen, etc.

[@brighamcathey4669]

This guy's The DaVinci of ASMR

[@manojshankhwar7628]

This supernatural ghost is looking very supernatural I liked it most it has won my brain

[@Chugins]

I love it when Dave talks about music, cd's, tapes, vinyl. Pronounces everything wrong lol I would LOVE longer videos devoted strictly to this.

[@NoviLeigh]

31:00 The only chewing ASMR I've ever enjoyed!

[@TropicNoir]

You help my severe anxiety out so much. Thank you so much

[@PeterDrew666]

The more I watch your character based videos the more I realise that you put on a different voice for each character you do! Great stuff man! Got some good tingles from your videos.

[@smellymorominihah4099]

Dave: "The U.S. Government, scared of them." Me: "Who the hell isn't?"

[@spotthefox]

I think most of us are at this point lol

[@doxy2461]

The thrift shop videos are my favorite!!! Thank you!

[@WhataGunnR]

HaTs NeVeR BrEaK Also, damn the FBI for blowing up Dave’s hometown.

[@vladimirvojtaml]

FBI? That was fucking military assault!

[@PerceptionASMR]

Be handy if I found a 'how to escape from a prison/hospital'/sanitarium' books on sale here today

[@reykenj7752]

This is my no.1 go to asmr channel as I like roleplay

[@matthewwhaley55]

Rift, good sir, I would love to see parts 3-5 of the Shadow Over Innsmouth. Give us all that Holiday gift.

[@nomnom4903]

Not even Lucifer himself can compete with these deals

[@rishitchib2251]

21:42 Dave talking about a song written by Dave is pure bliss

[@chrisxoxo6301]

Deep One Dave thrift shop roleplays are one of my favorite Rift World series. 100% rate of knocking my weary brain the fuck to sleep.

[@The_Buddy_Christ]

Lost it at 20:41 "I think he's French" 😂😂😂

[@mattknowles3537]

Just settled down after a hard day of celebratan, drankan and this pops up! What a way to relax! Merry Christmas, Eph, you absolute hero x

[@recordomilos918]

Dave: Have we met? Wait, don’t tell me, let me guess. Me: What, you’ve got a degree in guessing?

[@hoxseptem4073]

The biggest installment. The Inner-circle doom spire: Ode to Kthullu and thrift store.

[@Lytah84]

"Winter is.. Right around the corner!"

[@arseniyromanovich799]

Didn’t get any notification of new video but randomly clicked on this channel and found this epic mysterious masterpiece of yours, uncle Rift! Seems like this is an achieved ASMR-flair, god damn it!

[@BowedSiren640Xbox]

“Hello there” Instant tingles. It’s been months since the last ones. 👏

[@bloop003]

5 stars highly recommend. Bought a copy of Mario kart for only 7 dollars, 89 cents and my fingers.

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

I would stop my Black Friday HUNTING and Purging just for your whispering offers

[@yeahaight5915]

One moment we tasting gummy bears and the next moment I’m at this reptiles thrift shop

[@cthulhu5702]

A statue of P-Papi C? *[Wipes away tears]* I'll take one.

[@multidimensionalcenturion9863]

Welp guess even elder gods value Black Friday sales.

[@roamerman8635]

Time stamp?

[@intellectual1193]

He literally changed his voice and the way he talks to fit the character. Amazing!

[@poiofrito4722]

Legends say that Daves mother bought him in black friday thinking he was an empty costume Wait...

[@J_GoTTi]

That box of letters was super cool.

[@PurpleMoonFlute]

Dave is one of my favorite ER characters. He's just so chill and nice.

[@attilakovacs2576]

That bag of gun triggers makes quite pleasant sounds.

[@jfk8540]

i have watched these 4 thrift shop videos like 100 times each. also year 3 is missing from your playlist. would love to see year “5”

[@Blacknarock]

Thats why i love all your videos so much more then the other youtubers cuz the the one trigger i like the most is Whisper and that what i love the most at your videos. My favorite voice is Cthullu voice and Corvus voice . Dang they are so fkin good as is your chanel. The best out of the best plus i love fantasy and things that are not real and thats why i love your videos and your characters. Keep going like that as long as u like it and u feel u have a purpose and as long as it make u and us happy but most of all u must be happy after all ! Have a good one !

[@TheShadowBrigade]

Still patently waiting for the next installment. Here is to hoping that it is sooner than later.

[@blu3844]

I think the thing that sold me the most on this was the fact that Cthulu had a grandson that called him Pappy C. Great stuff man!

[@JWaIk]

More Dave is always what we need. We’ll pay any (marked down) price for him.

[@obamabebop6303]

56:25 Aww Dave, because you think that makes you one of the smartest fish on land.

[@misfortune6666]

1:11:50 I can just imagine doing that, it reminds me of the old clone glitch in GTA 5

[@gabreal.lee2006]

No one: Dave: *Wait a minute, who ARE you?* (Kazoo kids famous words, if you didnt catch on)

[@lumethecrow2632]

I, too am extraordinarily fascinated by bubblewrap

[@Pairomatic]

16:24 you can't fool me! that's a mate