The Jacking Off Episode - Misfits Podcast #97

[@ahjin3147]

I wouldn't mind if Swagger's voice was an option for audio books

[@provonic9187]

That would be the reason I start listening to audible Also not to brag but I'm like number 69

[@kmkz-equinox9747]

@@provonic9187 what, a joke?

[@aIgorithmorbit]

@@kmkz-equinox9747 not to brag but im like.... like fucking 1

[@thatrandommememan9900]

shut up and take my damn money

[@archiewilliams7243]

@@thatrandommememan9900 bangs table x600 times to buy

[@olivermiles1967]

It’s nice to see zuckles interacting so much

[@shockwave9229]

it is :)

[@JustABEAN-uf4kt]

Ok mOm

[@spudz3879]

I’m surprised he’s even taking

[@BigZ69]

You can tell hes higher than a kite probably the only reason

[@georgedisturb3246]

He’s normally like this but he talks more when they don’t have a guest

[@Calthecool]

The thumbnail is when the dad finds porn on the family computer history and confronts the teenager about it.

[@toasty5558]

Then it turns out to be the younger brother.

[@lolmidas8215]

I have no siblings lmao

[@People_Scare_Me]

"I'm not trying to say meth is a good idea, I've just heard that its hectic" -Fits

[@DrSplarf]

"Fits"

[@People_Scare_Me]

@@DrSplarf 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@mylan4742]

Fitz*

[@villadsfrandsen8934]

Wise words

[@jotaryo2385]

"I'm not trying to say meth is a good idea, I've just heard that its hectic" -Famous last words of Fitz

[@filipwretner8153]

It's nice to see Mason smiling and actually be engaged in the conversation

[@Luca-ei1rj]

It's the trim, for sure

[@cybardsands1362]

Love Madon so much, he's the one I'm really rooting for

[@bobin1191]

I think its cos he was trying to stay focused before whereas now he's over the nic addiction he's focusing on the podcast which is great

[@miss3tearsamvs879]

"I'd rather have actual aids then hearing aids" -fitz

[@liahc0re]

"can you just imagine having aids?"-Also Fitz

[@Ashley-jr7nq]

Swagger was prepared for corona. And none of us realised

[@BillSullivanReal]

Bro can I get the anime in your profile pick

[@joecarmichael9936]

BoggartPrime anime is shimoneta

[@BillSullivanReal]

@@joecarmichael9936 thank you bro I remember watching it like 3 years ago and then I forgot the name

[@Zyk0v]

.-.

[@daviddoubled8625]

Is you profile pic a fan art or from an episode, if so what episode???

[@joemama8140]

Best part about the podcasts is swagger's random red talks about cool shit

[@brodybrooks8417]

can we get episode 100 with everyone in the misfits, or get there dads and moms to do the podcast.

[@northuniverse]

Imagine if episode 100 is hosted by all Misfits parents but they just pretend it's a normal episode

[@jakobgoderie6560]

Actually a good idea

[@dankmwan]

Episode 100 is prerecorded so there's no point

[@RipleyAD]

I've never in my life been so grateful for headphones than I am while listening to this episode.

[@danielcurry1251]

Why

[@pj8844]

Daniel Curry you should know why lmao

[@RipleyAD]

Fitz: I do NOT recommend looking this up, it's terrible *promptly opens new tab*

[@antoniobrinton5138]

What's the timestamp I don't remember hearing that

[@ahaquer153]

I now regret that

[@venilsomfaraday8542]

what he's looking up? asking for a friend 👀

[@theladyamothya5094]

@@venilsomfaraday8542 he looked up Walrus cock

[@viliuspavydis2998]

Wait, what is the link?

[@alexszymmelpfennig3921]

Can’t sleep may as well watch this now

[@Mezzy..]

Same, im so tired. But gotta keep up

[@RVFFICA]

Is it weird that I sleep to their podcasts? 😂

[@bageljuice6387]

They’re so calming doe

[@MastaBroshiX]

4am and same

[@deltonax4439]

Saaaame

[@herambbedke8921]

I love how all the comments are like just proud parents seeing their kids taking interest and getting along

[@ollib9837]

I haven't seen Mason talk in so long that i forgot how australian he sounded.

[@Chuck2076]

The Thomas is evolving each podcast episode

[@doffone9139]

Just so ya know guys.... 24 hours early on Spotify

[@biszbou184]

Zuckels talking about his cod game sounds like a kid that tells some adults about his favouret game

[@Mezzy..]

20:24 absolutely annihilated me, that laugh lmaoo

[@jozefpawlukiewicz8978]

Next Misfits Podcast: WE TOOK METH

[@cloudburst98]

Swagger sharing his juul brought a tear to my eye 😢

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

Where?

[@cloudburst98]

@@imsorryforarguingbut4555 44:20

[@imsorryforarguingbut4555]

CloudBurst what a nice boi

[@kingludi6800]

So whens the next Mind of Mason episode

[@epicmaster46]

Found you guys through RaccoonEggs, when he shouted out the podcast. Started listening on the way to work about a year ago. Still haven’t caught up yet, I’m on episode 76. Listen to you guys every day at work, love the content!

[@ryanmack7802]

I’m happy mason has been talking more

[@lllenx]

audio listeners can't see this

[@MobileAssassin5]

The conversation around 16:00 reminds me of the anime “future diary”. It’s a little old but is still really good, I also rewatched it recently and 100% recommend it

[@bigleeroy8194]

oi do a spotify exclusive episode with Mason, that'll be absolutely legendary.

[@Mr_Duck447]

38:13 NO CAP, when he said dont look it up and swagger said yeah do it at school, an ad poped up and it was google searching up something at school...iaughed so hard lmao

[@RusticYT123]

It's nice to see Mason getting closer and interacting with the podcast.

[@Mezzy..]

I highly recommend watching the podcast they were talking about on spotify, you really get more personal with Fitz and Swagger there. No video though, not sure why they said there would be- maybe you have to have the app installed to see video

[@sydd5566]

no videos on Spotify - just music and podcasts

[@Domestic123abc]

@@sydd5566 There is video if you're using the using Spotify on a pc.

[@Mezzy..]

@@Domestic123abc Thankyou

[@Charlesmouse]

There’s also a video if you have the app on your phone

[@isaacgower2501]

Video works on app

[@silvertech5888]

Is it just me or is Swagger's voice really fucking attractive and soothing to listen to

[@tridecahedron4223]

Well hey at least swagger is already used to wearing a mask all the time so I’m sure it feels normal for him to wear a mask in public

[@skettlesfart]

I dont know why people think masks are so bad, I literally don't even notice it

[@kalebhofman8010]

arent they in australia? no one wears masks down here

[@johncurtis118]

@@skettlesfart They're annoying for some people. Like I cant see a decent amount of my bottom peripheral and it's pretty damn annoying.

[@jameslin955]

@@skettlesfart if you wear spectacle it would be fricking annoying especially with my country weather with 32°C all day . It will be hard to breathe with all the sweat . But when i was at the AC place like it won't bother me that much

[@ash719]

One of my favourite things to do is get high and listen to these.

[@hurrikaneszn]

Dude swags is so smart, love the podcast bois

[@jurriaanvanoosterhout700]

It’s so fucking good to see Mason sit there with a smile again, keep hanging on champ you’re gonna get through this

[@Thugsbunny-cs1lj]

Love your guy’s podcast keep up the great work and we pimp chimping

[@vifuuu1391]

Welcome! "instantly farts" That's the misfits podcast for yall

[@BigNate7137]

This is the first podcast I’ve listened to in about a year

[@ody9640]

6:31 "trapped inside for another 6 weeks" cut to 5 month later

[@ISHSJDJDN]

THE WHAT EPISODE?

[@cattykula4354]

I love putting this podcast on in the background while I do schoolwork and like I’m in the middle of a history quiz and their talking abt crack

[@miss3tearsamvs879]

Glad I had headphones my mom woulda killed me if she heard this podcast

[@justrenuka6155]

Next podcast episode idea: McCreamy tells us about the backstory of Ainsley and how the character came to be!!

[@tj555gaming4]

Saw the title, listened to the first point of conversation and realized this was the whole podcast

[@dlCRIXUSlb]

Laughed so hard at the whole burglar bit at 20:40

[@Mezzy..]

11:28 wholesome moments

[@tmwyeehaw1645]

swagger: yo zuckles you can hit my juul zuckles: takes one hit and gives it back what a g

[@jacksonpsalmonds1738]

30:47 some where in Italy a bunch of wild pigs found a cocaine plant stash and ate it all

[@optimalace6076]

i like that little thing behind matt and swagger that says "audio listeners cant see this"

[@djrage1280]

Dam this episode swagger really explored his voice box and how many different sounds and the different voices he could do this is cash money

[@AlexandroBooboo]

You should write the 5 star review on the wall every new Podcast

[@thenortherntrail9675]

the beginning of this podcast made me feel like less of a basket case when I'm alone thanks to Fitz telling us he tries to touch his tall ceilings too

[@Thomas-os7nl]

I’m a nurse and this coming week in the usa there are going to start trials on patients

[@Violacci]

Every time I watch a podcast I learn something new from swagger. Jesus christ he's a walking encyclopedia

[@SeyuuInTheComment]

I like how zuckles trying to join the conversation, because every podcast. I see zuckles not saying anything like hes saying "what tf am i doing here" xD

[@jaxonf.1587]

This sh*t is funny ash I swear, no podcast better 🤘🏻

[@mylan4742]

“Ash”

[@dawesome5388]

Is it me or does it feel like I’ve already watched this entire podcast before cause I swear I’ve heard these conversations happen between these guys, I’m getting major déjà vu and its fcuking with me man

[@legatelanius9210]

I love how the Thomas bong has evolved

[@paxtonjohnson8247]

*Fitz stares into cam* 'me high asf' "Cam-seption!"

[@treejam6337]

my cat will come inside with a bird or mouse he killed and dragged in and we have to wash his mouth bc it gets all bloody... cant let the cat out anymore

[@iisgamer6997]

Thanks for the update

[@txm2477]

My cat doesn’t have any teeth so she gums birds and mice

[@terminalbraindamage8138]

Txm247 my cat doesn’t have a life so she sits 6 feet under doing fuck all

[@mylan4742]

Terminal Brain Damage that’s hectic

[@connorplatt3761]

Can someone make a compilation of SwaggerSouls laugh

[@r_x_h_a_b9251]

🤨

[@connorplatt3761]

@@r_x_h_a_b9251 just a bunch of moments of him laughing. I love his laugh

[@stftea]

it's so fascinating to see how deeply educated swagger is. i mean i knew he wasn't an idiot but goddamn

[@itz_scuba7197]

anyone gonna point out that swagger ghosts through the mask at 29:05

[@GreenDayLuna_]

Rats are actually really sweet pets btw! They’re very clean and they don’t bite. Mice actually tend to bite, while rats won’t bite unless cornered or if they have bad vision

[@keeganwilliams8046]

adhd made me make fart noises with my mouth and i tuned back in to “tadpole with big fists like this”

[@Drew-ec1nd]

"I hope you were fertilised before I cracked you" - SwaggerSouls

[@wybielo4267]

I remember laughing at ur podcast, and like I guess I fell asleep to it and I wake up and all I hear is sum shit about aids😂😂🤣

[@sheepy1568]

Big Lez Show. Best fucking thing on youtube

[@ThomasPGangshit]

I feel like “I heard that” is misfits slang for “when I”

[@sprucedog6326]

Swagger, the killer fruit flies concept was done in a jackie chan movie.

[@somerandomk9]

-Domestic rats and mice: amazingly adorable, i love the -woodland rats and mice: still good and nice -wild city rats and mice: *e w keep them away*

[@Mezzy..]

I'm on such a misfits binge I think I'm honestly nearing addiction. I have watched nothing but misfits for the past 5 days. 5 stars Edit: Fuck looks like I'm gonna be staying up all night again because of this. I'm so fucking tired lmao

[@trismtheprism7186]

SwaggerSouls: "I'll just walk around and say the most crazy shit and have autistic ticks." Fitz: "I know you're fucking in here" Me: "I'm no the only one"

[@sintagefor1500]

Fits : “ do you love me?” Swagger: “ yes.”

[@Seissmo]

I couldn’t stop laughing this episode.

[@Nannada1212]

I was completely with Swagger on the book lmao.

[@Evercreeper]

i have 2 cats, 1 that we found as an outdoor kitten which only likes to stay inside and we rescued a housecat which practically lives outside. he has no front claws though so he doesn't kill that many things, but if he did have them, it'd be a bloodbath

[@cybardsands1362]

Zuckles is amazing, can't wait for his new videos. Would love new Swagger Zuckles rust videos

[@ak47exe]

Who else’s lost there shit when swagger explained his ticks when he making cereal

[@yeageryozi]

Every time SwaggerSouls laughs, Oxytocin releases from my brain.

[@oscartejura4887]

Not to brag, but I listened to this on Spotify 24 hrs early

[@misfit_sailor388]

I am living for Swagger talking about Twilight!!

[@legsarte1818]

never been this early

[@YankleDankle]

Same

[@JustABEAN-uf4kt]

Me either

[@bunter6782]

You could have been 24 hours earlier on Spotify

[@quietkid9073]

Same its weird

[@WJakWojcik]

Strange right

[@Zaraniteyuh]

Rainy day podcast. My streets are flooded as FUCK but this made my day a bit better.

[@jackmalcolm]

The thing about the giant spiders in a dome would be that if they do get released into our regular oxygen levels/atmospheric pressure their organs would most likely crush, the same would happen if we went into that dome

[@freyaschenberg1225]

with my cat, he's an outdoors cat in the summer, but we live in an area by a lake with a dirt road that he never goes to (we have a little gps necklace for him) so he's just runnin around, sayin hello to the neighbors and stuff

[@serpicopiu3591]

Listened to this on Spotify earlier but I can't wait to watch irl!

[@kelez2064]

Best Podcast Never gets old.

[@hgoff439]

Swaggers voice is truly some ASMR sleep shit

[@xXTrueSeekerXx]

If I remember correctly, the movie "The Men Who Stare At Goats" is super loosely based off the dolphin acid story.

[@jennasantos1431]

Can I get what Cam is on? His energy was HERE in this episode.

[@Tomfoolery426]

Its funny how its mostly swagger and fitz talking (btw ive been listening on Spotify and ima start listening on youtube)

[@weebabyvee948]

I feel like I got a contact high just from watching this

[@tubu8520]

I’m so confused and yet exited rn watching this like I feel like I’m tancending above humanity and I’m a god I’m so high rn this shit is too funny

[@jackyvalle5223]

It’s funny how I learn about drugs more than in school

[@Notrygamer]

10 minutes in and Mason has spoken more than he has the last 20 episodes

[@mochigal9364]

19:29 lmaooo okay are we just gonna ignore what noise swagger made? who can spell that

[@itsbitterx]

I love Mason’s smile in the beginning

[@aoifegunn5879]

Swagger is like my dad with his long explinations

[@TylerCSGO]

literally the best opening yet hahahaha

[@lukevincent1182]

What an episode to be released on my birthday