The Jerk's Guide To Five Nights At Freddy's

Everyone's so ready to spend Five Nights At Freddy's but no one is willing to spend one day in someone else's shoes :/
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[@mr_mexico1014]

A whole hour of content!? We fine dining today boys

[@V_Vinet]

Fr

[@badumtiss5288]

An Hour Is 60 Minutes , Beloved .

[@Mthwe8]

“Let’s try something new.” I couldn’t agree more. Coincidentally, this video released the same day I decided I want to try my hand at writing. Really writing. Not a page long D&D backstory. But a real novel. And I’ve been having so much fun doing it over these last three days.

[@AdraTheGhost]

I hope the novel goes well!

[@guyferrari8124]

Omg that gives me an idea: Rowdy DnD

[@xdrkushx5421]

"roll a d6 for damage" *rolls a d20*

[@imaginationave3687]

*As the monster feels your wrath, you can feel your mind unraveling. It is not due to a psychic attack or a release of toxin from the monster. It's the knowledge that it has another stage, and that there's ANOTHER 2 hours of your life gone.*

[@flpy4371]

I love fnaf as down to it's core it's about a man making stuff up as he goe's while having an IMMENSE amount of luck on his side, and having the time of their life, lying and diverting your questions to you face saying "hmm yes it's all apart of My GrAnD pLaN" and that they knew from the start. the only reason you wouldn't believe that their lying is because of the fog of mystery on them. So which one does this is in line with the most. the creator, or the moldy cheese rabbit.

[@FilthyTea]

Scott is so based for making this shit up as he goes

[@Therealalphamonster]

I have been waiting for this unironically for a long time, I'm so excited.

[@RowbyVids]

I need a drink

[@Therealalphamonster]

I've been a fan of the series since the beginning and I don't think anyone should be talking about this franchise without a bottle in their hands so God bless you for this. Also, I don't think I'm ever going to get another chance but I love your KZbin channel and I love the work you put into it. Thank you so much as they helped me get through a very bad time of my life.

[@RowbyVids]

Thank you!@@Therealalphamonster

[@Daniel12097]

​@RowbyVids, if you hate yourself, play rainworld by videocult it is a fun game if you are willing to deal with its difficulty so play it now

[@grayski3324]

Holy shit, I'm in the video. Thanks bro.@@RowbyVids

[@RowbyVids]

Hey, shout out to @F3ral_E0its for giving me the idea. A lot of people suggested it but I believe he was the first.

[@KingBaryonyx]

I asked my mom if you should play puppet combo games, she said yes, dont ask for proof cuz I'm not lying

[@agorriazfan3238]

You know what's funny, you suffered having to get to the Afton "fight" and unless you subscribe to the two endings theory, it was all for nothing. Since Ruin made the Princess arcade ending canon.

[@absolutecreature7217]

this video is really well made, as a long time fnaf fan this series is batshit insane

[@alexbenavidez4500]

"Games like Outlast 2 and the Evil Within may have well as been porn for how ltitle they made me feel" Never has a video made me almost choke on my drink so quickly. Thanks.

[@freziaplanet4198]

The first game litteraly created an entire genre of game. Truely a legaccy

[@LeviathanDaGoat]

Don’t worry dude I’ll pay for your therapy and your 5 cases of drinks

[@polocatfan]

I'm not super into the fnaf gameplay (though I definitely understand that fnaf 1 is really well designed), but I have massive respect for the series. also Scott's response on reddit was fair, don't act like it wasn't.

[@poppythemerpasaur]

We lost a real one today 😔 RIP Rowby Died investigating FNAF lore

[@DoctorTheo]

I think what happened with Security Breach isn't the fact that the devs needed more time to develop, I think they went *way* over their head when making the levels, and then realized "Oh shit, we forgot to actually make the game" so now we have a very good environment with not good gameplay. To sum it up, they needed less work, not more time.

[@guyferrari8124]

The slow loss of sanity over the course of this video is amazing

[@Zetta_Hakai]

7:00 so fun little known fact about foxy: it’s not that you have to look at HIS CAMERA: just cameras in general. Someone did a deep dive into the AI of the game on KZbin

[@PebsieTTV]

I love your writing so much

[@RowbyVids]

Thank you Pebsie!

[@mr.bluesky4130]

This was a really good one :)

[@connormcconnell7805]

Rowby: "i have never tried to decode the lore" Me: *gremlin laughing*

[@Crossbarre]

New york style pizza is so fucking good. I wish there were more joints nearby that do the same style 😭

[@ronaldms5971]

I don't know whether to be excited for this video or sorry for what you had to go through

[@hatking9767]

As someone who played security breach on launch, this is so accurate its giving me ptsd

[@mushymcmushington7176]

My friend: "Hey have you heard of that Metroidvanian Souls-Like Rogue-Lite Immersive Sim Survival Horror Looter Shooter?" Me: *dying on the floor*

[@Tundraviper41]

The thing is fnaf 1 is that foxy will be slowed down in his movement opportunities while the camera is on/viewed in general, not just viewing pirates cove.

[@MrFranzeluta]

Just finished going through the killer guides again and couldn't help but legit think it was just a joke when you said that you were working on a FNAF video in the Chucky guide. Glad to be wrong sometimes.

[@sleep_something_something]

oh you poor soul one hour of content so not complaining

[@LordTempest]

I just need you to know this, you have been my sleeping aid for the last like, 3 months of College and have made me, a man with horrible sleep issues, actually get sleep. I also genuinely enjoy your content. Keep up the great work and thank you

[@RowbyVids]

I'm programming you while you sleep. You are integral to the mission.

[@LordTempest]

@@RowbyVids Yes sir. Failure is not acceptable, I will succeed by any means necessary.

[@maxperry1315]

The madlad actually did it

[@user-ko7gk7wp5x]

23:03 if there was 1 think I couldn't expect, it'd be leon killing a horde of robots with a shotgun

[@Poopfarteryyyy]

Rowby never misses, you know it’s a good day when he posts 🤘

[@Carniveris]

Rowby ASMR 1 hour just dropped

[@DoctorTheo]

Since you didnt bring them up, I feel I should. The VR games, Help Wanted 1 and 2, are genuinely great. They're my favorite of the series, and I can confidently say that HW2 is the first game in the series that is more fun to play than it is to watch. Do you realize how rare that is for this kind of game? Kind of a shame that it only can be played by a huge minority of people. I know HW1 has a non VR mode, but dont play it because it's terrible. Who would have thought that turning a VR game into non VR isnt nearly as good. I've seen it work by making non VR games into VR, but never the other way around

[@RowbyVids]

I've heard very positive things on the Help Wanted games. But I think buying a VR headset for an FNAF video would have been even more degrading.

[@an-animal-lover]

​@@RowbyVidswhen you say degrading, what exactly do you mean? I think I know, but I'm not quite sure

[@lukebell4738]

@@an-animal-lover He's using hyperbole to describe the fact that he thinks it's kinda unwise to purchase an entire device for two games that he'll likely only play once or twice

[@misuki_moyuki]

I love this game’s lore so much my first exposure to the game was playing the first game then watching the first game theory on fnaf. That is what triggered my love for weird lore for games

[@LazarusTRP]

About time this came out, gotta say it was a lot of fun watching you try the rest of the games on stream.

[@fragle1220]

Wow who was that cool guy during some of the gameplay that resubbed 7 times? Also great video Rowby, can't have been easy or fun to play several of the games AND eat Chuck E Cheese pizza.

[@div_divington]

Freddy Faz N'Aair made it all worth it

[@FilthyTea]

That first joke got me good. You funny as hell man

[@CreepersPlayGames]

mr rowby i love ur variety content please keep doing it so i can stave off my existentialism

[@Ornghawk]

25:44 Gatekeeping is stupid, but this and pronouncing chutzpah without the silent C in another video seriously impacted his NY cred. It'll recover, but it's a lot of getting heated about which subway route is worth taking during rush hour

[@ReginoGuendolinoXIII]

With the pizza segment you summoned me. The internet Italian. And by law I'm required to say... REEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICAN PIZZA BAD REEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Aight' did the thing, good video.

[@colinvoorneveld]

My friendly neighborhood is even a parody of mascot horror in some ways that should really show how big it's become

[@rapidoso2120]

I got to the Bullet Train reference and instantly subbed. I hope you go far in your career!

[@pug8714]

Remember you can beat the game in 5 minutes, used to beat it early accidentally, and fucking save points at 6 which people glitches the game to save

[@scribbledoll4382]

Great vid as always Rowby! :D i remember first hearing about it from the React channel where they played the game. then getting into ~the lore~ through MatPat. never played them myself, but it was fun watching others find little clues and put things together! ...and not being sure if they were Scott's intentions, or just little inconsistencies in the writing, red herrings, or just little happy accidents. And watching the FNAF fandom on tumblr. Watching from afar because that dumpster fire was toxic lol

[@D3ATH2GL0RY]

44:26 As a FNaF Fan over the age of 10……. I felt on a personal level. I can feel you squish and pop an anger management toy on the other side of that screen.

[@RRed19]

Rowby sounded so genuinely upset at the game I was getting a little concerned. Man sounds like he’s about to go off on a tirade and the only way you’re gonna stop it is by spontaneous tranquilizers.

[@TheOrionApex]

"How many versions of me do you want on the screen at a time?" Yes.

[@thatmood4236]

30:06, amazing pun

[@StoutNDank]

I absolutely love your style of editing and commentary, it’s so fun. Please do more stuff like this, it genuinely makes my day

[@Xenomorphmaindbd999]

Thanks for making such a long video nice to see you just talk for awhile just kind of relaxing and funny also I hope your doing well today

[@reisugoi9160]

Finally, a video I can eat my dinner to.

[@pipwick5627]

AN HOUR OF CONTENT?!?! What can we say other than he was cooking with this.

[@comatosse]

I love the ULTRAKILL gameplay in the background of some of the sections. Was a nice surprise to see!

[@denizmergen418]

27:52 the ultrakill in the background is funny lmao

[@beanosthepengus]

I fell the need for this to be an hour long is like giving us prechewed gum and telling us to stick it behind our ear saving it for later

[@littlemisshivemind9721]

Thank you for the video, Rowby! I can't wait to sit down and watch all of this.

[@vxnc3y]

rowby you are so good at ur little edits its made me look at other commentators in a completely different way, I love your style man keep going ❤

[@snomandonly]

Ahh cant wait to finish watching this when i have free time

[@goldenboxen6430]

fnaf 1 to me is still one of the scariest too me I think it's the dark and depressing looking location of the office it's not that scary to me anymore but sometimes it happens and I cry in my bed scared to sleep like the amnesia games but fanf is temporary trauma I can't even get past the first like 20 minutes of any amnesia game without feeling like im one muscle twitch away from having a brown bed mattress

[@Scorchcore]

Fnaf is scary to me only in the anticipation just waiting for someone to do something and when they do it usually hurts me

[@LazyVanny]

Mark / THE PAT got me into the LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEE!!! Then found Dawko and have loved their content past FNAF, so yeah I love your videos and this was a work time treat.

[@smollmoth6376]

It is such a shame fnaf 4 didn't get spotlighted in this video, as, of course, it is my favorite out of the whole series. I feel like it has the perfect blend of atmospheric tension and fun gameplay. I think the breathing sounds isn't that hard to hear, I personally have way more trouble hearing thr vent sounds in pizza sim.

[@JayplayZ-co9vw]

9:22 you can hear the fear in “I’m taking the headset off”

[@pvzfanboy2002]

I see that Ultrakill B-roll…. Mayhaps people want a guide to the funny robot shoot shoot game

[@djkalla2973]

I just wanted to inform you that all evidence points to the glam rock animatronics not being possessed but rather just super advanced somewhat sentient AI.

[@irontarkus6515]

OMG GUYS, FNAF IN DBD CONFIMED BECAUSE HE MAKES DBD VIDEOS GUYS LIKE OMG IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG GUYS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in all seriousness, great vid rowdy, as always.

[@gentryfenton]

I basically grew up with the FNAF series. When it first came out it made me shit my pants, but now I absolutely love the games (aside from Security Breach). Thank you for talking about the game, Rowby! ❤️

[@rabbidguarddog]

The Jerk returns!!!!

[@rabbidguarddog]

Dude that was steller. Confession, I was playing security breach but I couldn't make it past the the play pen generator section cause of that freaky sun dude. So I never got to experience how truly terrible the game was. 😂😅

[@5waystodie377]

One of the beat vids since your resident evil mate keep it up

[@bigstupidgrin]

Yeah , I've been waiting for this

[@ShikiHisashi]

7:07 my Brother! You get it! 🤝

[@Literally_Claudia]

ty, couldnt get their adept achievement before this

[@maniacastle]

Oh we FEASTING today, I can't wait- "To quote God, there's a scale of pizza...". Had to pause it here to double-check the Bible rq 😂👌

[@krampus6402]

Wake up babe, new rowby video just dropped

[@-Alter-]

I could be wrong, but im pretty sure the flashlight in Fnaf 2 only does anything on Foxy. Scott made it that way so you couldn't just keep the mask on. And the Music box was so you actually had to open up the cameras

[@cuddlybear781]

Security Breach is one of my favorite games I've ever played

[@dmonicplays8374]

14:56 actually, u r right, there's 11 of the. There is no toy foxy. There's just Mangle

[@KindaSubpar]

Need springtrap in dbd asap

[@MrJakeSlay]

14 seconds after upload damn right I'm ready for this!!

[@ShadowBonnieVincent]

43:10 remember autosave is NOT your friend

[@itsprince8100]

Rowby you’re gonna hit 100k soon

[@BasementDweller_]

I want Springtrap for DBD.

[@haydenbright111]

An entire hour of fnaf content? You’re lucky we trust you Rowby

[@mrbeneviento3048]

YEAH MORE ROWBY CONTENT!

[@scribbledoll4382]

32:23 ooof the nostalgia! XD

[@masterjack-o-ween7872]

Dropping a movie like this i gotta watch

[@absolutecreature7217]

me reloading my youtube homepage and seeing this - pog :D

[@FrostyTheNightmare]

Comparing Freddy and Foxy to diesels from both Thomas and Bullet Train, makes my inner child and my organs chuckle.

[@BranUevaSeen1905]

BULLET TRAIN MENTIONED!!!! RAHHHHHH WTF IS A BAD SCENE?!?!

[@violetdesiree601]

I didnt recognize the guy in the pizza segment then i saw the hat and i understood it was you

[@Axyierl]

AYYO 1 hour video hell yeah

[@juzticehaptonstall7898]

No fucking way you just pulled a night in the woods reference and a fucking fnaf video

[@smollmoth6376]

Nooo rowby don't go into the lore! Don't do it rowby! (Idk how exactly the Walter white meme went)

[@ingussgrantins9720]

A whole hour hell yea

[@Enigma-c9v]

Oh shit rowby uploaded, clear the schedule

[@chrishowland321]

Hey bro - chuck e cheese pizza is a solid 8 on the depression scale.

[@GODPRODI6Y]

Perfect video

[@zno9155]

It’s not a broken game, it’s a broken story.

[@user-nj4pd8ye1i]

38:02 OKAY OKAY jeez i WILL finish Alan Wake 2 ffs stop reminding me about it every video Rowby

[@thewrightone13jack]

Cool vid!

[@asuraofwrath]

i wish we could have gotten the original security breach the one from the trailers with vanny being a present threat and wielding an actual knife and stuff like the moon encounter in the dark kitchen it seemed to me it was going to be great but some sort of metteling took place and they needed to rush changes for almost the entire game as well as being forced to release the game early