The kid who hangs outside the school canteen

The worst kinds of people at school.
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Outro Song:
Off The Cuff - Dylan Sitts

[@ShakTV]

What is the best thing from the canteen 🥪?

[@userbjbrobah]

English books

[@Seanasaurus7560]

A sandwich?

[@eliaschalhoub8645]

Milo Bread and a Fairy bread

[@CoolUsername682]

curry 🔥🔥

[@Meanscreen82]

Pides

[@DarcyIsLame]

There was this one kid at my school who used his mate's debit card to buy food, turns out he was spending $50 a week on hot dogs and cookies. Judging by the size of the bloke, it didn't really surprise me.

[@beefeduptechreviews]

Wow do schools accept cards these days

[@mi30044]

@@beefeduptechreviews mine does

[@That_Lexus_Guy]

@@beefeduptechreviews Yeah, they have a for quite some time.. Since like 2013.

[@rebeccacoulter9336]

I remember buying shit with a card at my canteen as far back as 2009​@That_Lexus_Guy

[@Lor4Free]

They always be begging like it’s their full times job 😂

[@ShakTV]

every recess and lunch 5 days a week

[@HayzyDplayz]

@@ShakTVgotta love ya

[@4biggerguys]

Fax bro🔥🔥

[@Tigers4ever970]

And there payment is what they hardly get 🤣🤣

[@OnePieceGaming412]

in my school, even if you have no money, the staff have to still give food

[@KelseyRBX]

That Teacher part tho 😂😂 "Piss off Jarred!"

[@ga1x588]

Loving the stereotypes, so relatable

[@JustTooGud]

coming from the kid that is outside the school canteen, this is extremely accurate

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

Why

[@joey6451]

[skull]

[@mrblackguy6336]

@@WhatIsTheHeatwhat do you mean "why?"🤡

[@tboy5873]

At our school we have an undercover area where the lines are for the canteen. I was hanging with my friends there when this girl came and begged EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the area for money. If you walked past, she would go and ask for money. Long story short, she didn’t get anything.

[@d6m9n_]

I love this guys skits, they make my day better❤️

[@dailyfacts457-m1s]

This is actually so spot on, there is this lad at my school that is campin out at the tucky. He's actually blonde as well funnily enough. this is literally so true, my fav food at the tucky is the chicken burger. they only make 4 for the whole school, people wag class just so they can get to tucky earlier lol. welcome to queensland schools!

[@ArthurCallahan63]

Not even the teachers are safe

[@EshayRen]

“I’m Gonna take a shit in your pencil case”😂😂 good one shaktv you never fail to make us laugh

[@wadesullivan77]

“ I’m going to shit in your pencil case! “ how is he planning on do that?

[@ShakTV]

where there's a will there's a way

[@vvalzsgyatt]

I swear, it's always that one kid that's always waiting outside the canteen, waiting for money, even if they don't like the person or bully them.

[@zakandoliafl]

“Can I have 10 cents?” “No” “Can I have 5 cents?” “No” “Can I have 10 bucks”😂 0:42

[@thechipbros]

Lol

[@tomford14]

It should be a national holiday whenever ShakTV uploads. Seriously you make my day so much better much love - Goku Black 🖤

[@porknoodle7886]

"Piss off Jarod" LMAOO

[@Smart_idiott]

PLZ MAKE A 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!!!

[@DogEater3211]

Heroin

[@DogEater3211]

Meth

[@DogEater3211]

Durrys

[@DogEater3211]

Alcohol

[@DogEater3211]

Woolies bag

[@GoofBean]

This guy has 13675432 characters. He nails all 13675432 of them😅

[@tomford14]

The ending 😂 “Oi Mr. Dingleberry!” “Piss off Jared.” (Outro music starts playing)

[@edward7282]

was waiting for this, shak making mondays better

[@thefardbedwarsplayer4166]

Shak never fails to make me laugh

[@MONKEYking1392]

Bro the teacher was straight to the point “piss of Jared”😂

[@Guwapo2023]

This remind me back in days high school 2011 JJ chaill mascot Syd

[@henrikparsgaard9648]

That tuck shop turns into Centrelink in a few years too

[@electro_sykes]

We always had this guy at my school. He was always at the canteens

[@ashurastrife08]

always amazing skits, how u come up with this haha

[@zyltiger]

Why are they always called Jarrod too 😭🤣

[@Dominic20120]

Love your videos man!

[@TheHolyCheese75]

"are you gonna eat all of it?" And "can I have half of it?". Were asked every single lunchtime 😂 10/10 accuracy.

[@multiranger748]

At our school canteen it was two story the Belcony we walked onto was where the counter was and underneath no one went cause it was just dirt what happened was I had a smart idea that people had been dropping their change underneath it for years no one has looked and well I was right ! Made a fair bit of cash in $2 hahaha

[@monkishmean277]

I was selling marbles at one point. Hustling started at the canteen lines

[@Menezia]

awesome video another banger

[@chanverse7555]

Even the principal!😂😭

[@bluemeanie6395]

So nothing has changed in the last 40 years. Kids would say "Can I scab 5 cents" back in the 80's

[@benkent2629]

Brother I used to tick the canteen up no need to beg 😂😂😂😂

[@jackdwyer7032]

They always say this and I find it funny that you made this

[@thetigerking3519]

Bro this word for word is true 😂

[@simplifiedfxs]

Been waiting for this one lmao. Keep the vids going Shak.

[@anthonyhefford]

Too funny,we had a kid at high school called Jared,he would try to sell you sneakers he had stolen from the bowling ally

[@balung]

😅😅😅

[@MedakaP]

Love the school skits ❤️

[@joßh-1]

Bro our canteen exit is at the yr10 area and they're always standing right next to the exit begging for money like their life depends on it.

[@FefJoe]

My whole year is filled with these people😂

[@NbaHighlights223]

"It was just a prank"

[@Killakaydoggy]

2:49: AY MIZTER DINCLESHMIT

[@davidszabo1618]

In winter, it was always the steamed dim sims served in a freezer bag and copious amounts of soy sauce.

[@davidszabo1618]

Thanks Shak!

[@IPreachToPepe]

Bro fax

[@MrRshelp4u]

Been 14 years since school, Nothings changed

[@cldestroyer2267]

Hello I am such a huge fan you are the best and make the funniest videos

[@ShakTV]

♥

[@cldestroyer2267]

Bro you replied your the best

[@kellyhennessy7212]

Watch Jimi Jackson

[@cldestroyer2267]

@@kellyhennessy7212 I have but i think shaktv is better

[@Old_Detective]

Stuff like this gets stuck in my head now😂

[@VT97Calais]

Pure gold mate loving the regular video uploads ❤

[@longdatto3]

There was always lots of scabs in the play ground.. even a meat pie would get passed around

[@dancingoptimusprime2285]

Pretty accurate

[@sayedzahedi9619]

make more eshay skits

[@cishansen4162]

know quite a few people like this still in their 20s and 30s lmfao

[@BruceWayne-fg1kk]

At my school I once bought a garlic bread, sausage roll, donut and an oat chocolate milk. The bloody scavengers were after me like the seagulls from Finding Nemo

[@ba.skidderLOCKDOWN]

Yep i remember at high school there was allways that one nagging for couple bucks 😂😂😂

[@xoticgamingkid5682]

Hey shak I stand with u I stand out canteen line asking for money

[@AWAKEALIVELIVIN]

Haha yeah brotha

[@videomaker8207]

The “I’d do it for you” is a crock of shit, don’t listen when they say that.

[@Boykissing_foxman]

0:51 HEY WHO GAVE BRO THE R-WORD PASS!? (Jk i laughed at this XD)

[@Aussieoffroader2024]

teacher wasn’t having it

[@ASHTON2EDITZZ]

as a guy named Ashton I love you

[@redmondmorrison6296]

Him and the cboys are the only people i get exited about when the y upload

[@SirFeeshy]

Nah they try and sell you like random leaves and rocks off the floor for 50 cents 💀

[@notorious9507]

The teacher cent 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sparkysharky-]

My friends are always like this 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jasonmeh]

Yo man keep uploading love to see it ❤

[@slixed]

Shak once I literally stole some kids lunch and did a runner, he had a Gatorade and a hot dog so I had to

[@tritoriaaa]

Its always "can i have a dollar" 😂

[@Flashy991]

Shaktv with the relatable content ⭐️

[@Harrythehat31]

In my school everyone wants a Chip when i get some nuggets and chips 💀 but thats Englamd

[@randytuck7241]

This isn't the usual 7.45

[@ijoog]

mazing content

[@Perkins_szn]

How are u champ also thx for the great content ❤

[@EshayRen]

It’s turning into guntree tryin to negotiate 😂😂😂

[@MissStabby]

Xmas is on Monday can you do a Christmas skit this year

[@mightymaxpower1880]

We’ve done that before classic

[@THATJDOG]

Bro what is shak’s secret formula to making the best videos I’ve never missed a video👍🏼

[@redmondmorrison6296]

I love you ShakTV I have been watching you for two years and I also love PRIME

[@alwayspooh1588]

Great ending!

[@apersonthatusesyoutube]

another banger shak

[@RegexGreen817]

2:33 middle finger

[@bullzye101]

LMFAO AWESOME STUFF .. BIG THUMBS UP

[@h.r.hufnstuf4171]

every day i used to give this kid the bacon out of my BnE, was too tough to chew. We wasn't really friends but it just turned into daily routine

[@muted2838]

bro istg im always the dude gettin mobbed

[@catfacepoetry3211]

I remember kids didnt talk like that

[@DogEater3211]

MAKE 10 THINGS A JUNKIE CANT LIVE WITHOUT

[@OnlytheStrongSurvive416]

As always, awesome videos 👍👍

[@mranonymous8979]

That's gold 😂

[@moey6942]

They have no shame 💀💀

[@user-wl4zu2ok1e]

bro hit that accent hard

[@Barca391]

bros the school junkie 💀

[@silly.sasquatch]

Finally you made a video about me!❤❤

[@unginc1504]

There is one kid like this with the exact haircut as the wig you have Ur bang on brother

[@CompletedGamesOfficial]

I’m still waiting for that $1.

[@ethanrudd1]

early keep up the good work

[@barrygiddey9139]

LOL That was heaps Funny 🤣

[@maxmrw]

We have all been this kid before

[@scott2757]

Good vid mate! Keep it up..👍

[@Vini_jr_boyyy]

Bro how are u so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂