Scott Thompson was the best actor of the Kids. His expressions are PRICELESS!
@flamingocupproductions5329Ай бұрын
he probably was the best actor and certainly top 2 or 3 for funniest. he should have had a talk show. can not believe i fist pumped him once.
@doctorfeelfunny5848 жыл бұрын
"I still take the existence of peaches on hearsay". $50 says that's a Dave Foley line.
@worldprojector77572 жыл бұрын
that's my favourite line in this. seriously wonder who wrote this one - doesn't seem like scott did?
@TheBabayga2 жыл бұрын
"....I don't lick stranger's faces unless I'm fucking em..." If I know who wrote that line, I'll be content.
@cityhawk Жыл бұрын
@@worldprojector7757 Maybe Bruce. He loves to go into the absurdist and surrealist direction as well.
@russellcrawley21103 жыл бұрын
"I don't lick stranger's faces unless I'm f@#$ing 'em!" That line kills me.
@OhHelloSugar5 жыл бұрын
Legit one of the best comedy monologues of all time.
@JoanieDriftwood Жыл бұрын
I know every single word by heart. I became a fine art painter and this guy is my spirit animal😅
@MrJohnnyshakes4 жыл бұрын
"Here I stand before you. Drunk, smug, impotent..." holds back tears
@Cspspack4 жыл бұрын
I went to art school and this isn’t too far off from reality.
@The_Mimewar4 жыл бұрын
“I feel like to puke”. I use that often
@nigelliotta34404 жыл бұрын
"...and it was a lime..." Brilliant.
@incarnateTheGreat8 ай бұрын
This monologue is arguably one of the top KITH sketches, but this particular bit about the Lime was perfect.
@PaladinDusty9 жыл бұрын
Scott is the queen of monologues
@careyjohn01449 жыл бұрын
TheNurdbilly YES. It sounds like maybe bruce wrote this primarily but Im SO glad Scott did it and not bruce. I love Bruce but Scott gave this a whole new level of awesome.
@familyaccount78405 жыл бұрын
Bruce is the King and Scott the Queen.
@maxbrandt65 жыл бұрын
Best skit ever! Scott Thompson is awesome, he can play any character you throw at him!
@Spirosaur4 жыл бұрын
That's honestly really great art advice though
@samanthagraves27104 жыл бұрын
His delivery is genius.
@bikebudha014 жыл бұрын
Pure art... Damm I miss this show...
@dutchchatham14 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest monologues ever written.
@sstaners12343 жыл бұрын
“When I look out on the sea of faces I feel like to puke.”
@troutymctrouttrout38094 жыл бұрын
Single best monologue of the whole series.
@jlh51505 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of TKitH. This has got to be one of the funniest skits. I'd completely forgotten about it, until I watched it again. LOL! "I was sold to the cleaning lady for a stamp."
@davidgo88744 жыл бұрын
I don't remember seeing this. CBC must've censored it. Love seeing these un cut episodes of KITH! The swears add a level of edginess.
@ryandaniszewski39132 жыл бұрын
Yeah must have been an HBO exclusive. I watched every episode a dozen times on the Comedy Network, but I never saw this sketch until I bought the DVDs.
@jeremyhendricks57344 жыл бұрын
This and the Cocaine skit and Danny Husk, fucking priceless. Bless your heart Scott.
@Mr.Guild1971 Жыл бұрын
Sure I've seen them all , I can think of a few but which one are ya talking about? more details.... HAHA the babysitter with the jug of pcp comes to mind
@jeremyhendricks5734 Жыл бұрын
Haha the one where Scott is the host of a dinner party and he keeps going upstairs to snort 😂😂😂 It’s so great.
@johnkelsiemcnair77873 жыл бұрын
Manny Coon is Rick Sanchez from the Bellini dimension.
@mikewines78524 жыл бұрын
We lived on the outskirts of town in an abandoned freezer. Hilarious.
@paul_bellini11 жыл бұрын
It's an underrated KITH sketch for sure.
@mrnobody40478 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, ALL Kids in the Hall sketches are criminally underrated.
@jer2dabear4 жыл бұрын
Hey Paul Bellini...can I touch you?
@incarnateTheGreat8 ай бұрын
Always paint bigger and better tits! It was the tits!
@johnwojcik29243 жыл бұрын
Sounds like stuff Tom Waits might say.
@williamcrowe2576 Жыл бұрын
Scary thing, I might end up having to give a speech at an art school someday.
@careyjohn01449 жыл бұрын
LOL I had never seen this! I can see why it was probably censored, at least here in the US. I thought I had seen them all...and what I just saw was probably in the top 3 characters and sketches they ever did.
@JustSomeCanadianGuy4 жыл бұрын
Shit like this should make writers at SNL feel embarrassed.
@shawnl11552 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for posting these Paul.
@MooreBradPlease2 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to find this skit for more than 10 years now, and for whatever reason I could not find it until today when my friend sent it to me. This feels like the urtext for the Dr Evil monologue from Austin Powers. In fact I'd bet Mike Myers was inspired by it seeing as how he was canadian and must have known the KITH through Lorne at least. "The only way I can c*m is to be hit by a bus" is maybe the funniest line I've ever heard
@ryandaniszewski39132 жыл бұрын
You should watch the documentary on KITH that just released on Amazon. Not only did Mike Myers perform with them at the Revoli, he said one of his dreams as a young comedian was to be a member of the Kids in the Hall. Funny enough, that would have been before either of them met Lorne.
@marsneedstowels2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing you mean the Dr. Evil childhood speech, and yea I could see why you'd think they're similar, and with the Michaels connection but this is probably one of those interesting coincidences.
@paulroberts84794 жыл бұрын
Best monologue on the show!!!! Right next to Dave Foley's love for menstruation monologue.
@aum3.1462 жыл бұрын
one of my favorites!
@rivers7432 жыл бұрын
Omg this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen 🤣
@TheSpoartsNetwork11 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Tom Waits lyrics.
@johnwojcik29243 жыл бұрын
I THOIUGHT THE SAME THING!
@lemmyjoker36783 жыл бұрын
Same! Also weird this is the art skool I went to but never graduated so this fills that hole. Much much cheaper too
@TokyoXtreme4 жыл бұрын
2:19 Dave Foley has never looked more attractive as a woman.
@David_Downs4 жыл бұрын
That is not Dave, that is Tiffany Lacey, she was Kevins wife at the time.
@Trilaan4 жыл бұрын
I really thought so for a moment, too. I had to look again.
@russell29522 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Dave as well. Was mostly listening and not paying attention and assumed it was him. On second viewing I'll say she's gotta be his twin sister.
@minime68142 жыл бұрын
Pure Genius 🙂
@Colfax110009 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave Foley is sitting behind him and has no lines.
@MrRolandMichel7 жыл бұрын
Not Dave, but an actual female, don'tchano.
@David_Downs4 жыл бұрын
@@MrRolandMichel That is Tiffany Lacey, she was married to Kevin at the time.
@theBaron05303 жыл бұрын
@@David_Downs Thanks, I've been trying to ID her. That also makes some sense in the way he looks at her specifically after he delivers the line about licking someone's face. She also appeared as Kevin's girlfriend in the sketch, "Cat's Away" in episode 19 of season 1.
@nicklewandowski38772 жыл бұрын
Channel the inner Bukowski
@SilverBullet93GT3 жыл бұрын
kith, kith, kith!!
@Emiliapocalypse3 жыл бұрын
I had to google it, I think the German Shepherd hobo is referring to a show called The Littlest Hobo. Anyone know if that’s right? I’ve never seen it 🤔🤓😅
@zodiac093 жыл бұрын
That is correct. The littlest hobo was a popular Canadian TV show. That dog just roamed around and helped people. He was an awesome dog.
@marsneedstowels3 жыл бұрын
@@zodiac09 Hobo is the Canadian Lassie.
@Aeroldoth35 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder strange things. I look at the people in the background, on the right, and I wonder what became of their lives. Were they actors, or just friends/relatives used for the skit? They look so.... boring... I wonder if they led boring lives or went on to more exciting things. Was this the highlight of their lives or just a blip on the radar? Sometimes I look at "background" people and I wonder at their lives.
@SCSilk3 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time.
@davidlong17863 жыл бұрын
A year after you posted this, I wonder what became of YOUR life. You sound so boring. So you think those poor people in the background were boring. They probably went on to do what they wanted. What's YOUR goals?
@Aeroldoth33 жыл бұрын
@@davidlong1786 My goals are to be slurred by online randos.
@davidlong17863 жыл бұрын
@@Aeroldoth3 Congrats.
@mkultra24563 жыл бұрын
@@davidlong1786 Aye my goal is to go to Buckingham Palace and kill that old bag once and for all. Are you with me, mate?
@devilsadvocate581711 жыл бұрын
I nearly died, so funny. 3:50
@KairuHakubi5 ай бұрын
1:07 that woman was really psyched about the cleaning woman being named Magda.
@rekingcrew32452 жыл бұрын
This should be Canada’s pledge of allegiance. Write your MP.
@ZombipantzКүн бұрын
Scott Thompson the GOAT
@AnkushNarula2 жыл бұрын
Scott invented Rick from Rick and Morty
@Under_Sky_Third_Gaia2 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@jamescrawley85334 жыл бұрын
I wannabe Manny Coon when I grow up.
@dougler5009 жыл бұрын
This reminds me so much of my uncle...
@CruceEntertainment2 жыл бұрын
1:31 sounded like Buddy Cole
@ezekielbrockmann1143 жыл бұрын
I don't really give a shit what you do just don't do it in my livingroom!
@terracottapie2 жыл бұрын
Great sketch, but why do they crack up at "The Ontario College of Art"? Is there some inside joke or something in the news I am not aware of because I'm not Canadian?
@sergez61722 жыл бұрын
Bukowski kerouac pollock and a little burroghs= Manny Coon
@Aipguy99 Жыл бұрын
What real life artist is this reminiscent of i know this is based on someone
@mattmartigan5195 Жыл бұрын
It might be de Kooning.
@Osta3793 жыл бұрын
Is that Harland Williams in the purple shirt?
@greymajickjedi11 жыл бұрын
FIRST. This is one of the most awesome KITH bits and i never saw it until today! Was this one banned in America?
@maxbrandt65 жыл бұрын
No, it aired on Showtime at night back in the 90s.
@Under_Sky_Third_Gaia2 жыл бұрын
Damn yo
@evetimothy49712 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@nebulousisgod6 жыл бұрын
3:46
@stepchildofsoul11 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see Brad Pitt do that!
@vlady8me3 жыл бұрын
where da fux da bus?
@EffortlessCool23 жыл бұрын
I wonder if this character was any influence on Rick from Rick and Morty..