The Kiffness - The Broccoli Song

No Broccoli was harmed during the making of this video.
Download this song for free here: snd.sc/NVVHhM
Performed, Directed & Edited by David Scott @thekiffness
Dancing Broccoli Amination by Mike Scott @mikescottiskiff
Filming by Jüte Dorfling
Colour Grading by Daron Chatz
www.thekiffness.com

[@4truthtruthgiirl370]

Awww!!! Baby Kiffness! Look how much you’ve grown! 😂😍

[@julierutter9390]

Man, you are the bee's knees and the chicken's eyebrows!! Love your humour. Genius.

[@rezoom69]

And here you go after 9 years in 2022, this sounds more decent than the mass produced songs today🤌🤌🤌🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦

[@emavrzakova7551]

I eat brocoli in prague in vegan restourant ❤ I hear It in my ear ❤mam good job you never faled knifles

[@cherylbarrel9966]

"I'm so fresh that you probably never heard of me. " ❤😂😅 Cheers to all of us who are that fresh!🎉

[@marypatton1122]

The banks may shutter to a halt but the artist is always there. Money is imaginary but music is real... I adore The Kiffness!

[@user-jl2tb1jx3b]

Ой, какой молодой еще Kiff! И уже талантливый! So young and already so talented!

[@WinterLoveSpirit]

I'm so glad I found The Kiffness. You are so amazing.

[@melodymckinstrie1950]

Today was a sad day for my family. A wonderful woman passed away from cancer. I was sent a link to your songs about the coronavirus and then I just kept watching your parodies. My nieces are with two of her sons and they have children who are nearly 5 4 3 and 2. It breaks my heart they will be without a grandmother. This song is something my nieces would have played over and over had they heard it a few years ago. Its so goofy and bizarre. I think it will make them smile even today. If they play it in front of the little kids they will surely love it. My great great nephew Josiah is a little performer in the making. He loves to dance. He loves the baby shark song of course but this song is way more meaty!!! Please keep up your parodies Kiffness. You are appreciated. Hugs or should that be elbow touches?

[@KimberleyB]

I hope your hearts have healed a bit over the last 3 years. Kiff's music has brought our family smiles in terrible times, too. Hope you're all doing well.

[@dirkhoekstra727]

Oh my hat.. Discovering this for the first time in 2020!

[@elizabethbogard7568]

I’m 77 and you make me smile!!!!!🥦🥦🥦

[@daverwirrtephysika]

Now you are 78?! I hope you find this year also some things to Smile for :) Lg from vienna

[@bednar1991]

Now you're 79😂

[@Siberut69]

This should have like 10 million views. Its genius!

[@jakedorian3721]

Me and my best friend came across this song years ago and it’s become a defining point of our friendship 😂

[@meg3926]

That's awesome

[@nanditshabalala6620]

Why is this the best thing I've ever heard😂

[@nx2120]

My life has meaning now

[@daveylarsen]

This is my favorite video to watch when I'm really drunk.

[@wirly-]

His videos make me doubt if i am even sober in the first place.

[@valerieobrien5521]

In my opinion this is the maddest yet !

[@martharcarrillor]

LOLLLL

[@LeahIsHereNow]

@@wirly-😂

[@LeahIsHereNow]

Try a blunt. 😂

[@Kerrigan.le.Awesome]

The strangeness is real with this one.... and I LOVE it! Now I can't stop singing about broccoli and, being corona times, I seem like I've got lockdown madness haaa haaa

[@gothikatay319]

My life is complete... I love this ❤ thank you never stop doing what you do 😁

[@KimberleyB]

This is one of my favorite tracks of yours. Please, please do it in Philly? :D

[@OifelOifel]

Gotta love south african musician. Love you show your home

[@8ofwands300]

So so kooky! Yet so much fun!! . This kid is one of a kind for sure!!😁😁😂😂😆😆

[@squeakeththewheel]

We are all the Kiffness now.

[@marinatahir803]

Started following him

[@leucocephala]

I was a broccoli fiend when I was a little kid. I caught my mother cooking it for my dad when I was 4 and she'd already given me something else for dinner and put me to bed - I smelled it cooking and came downstairs and demanded some.

[@elimarrin]

Fabulous originality!!!

[@sedikanelerutla8489]

How to make toddlers to eat broccoli without having an argument.🤣🤣

[@amelyspm4035]

My son is 2 y.o and one of your biggest fan.. This song made him like broccolis.. And even say the word! (And I know it's the song because we usually speak french at home) So thank you!

[@alexgauthier6035]

This was the best song I have ever heard

[@bhavifoxglove1319]

TOO SILLY, TOO TOO SILLY....;) and still so fun.....

[@eba44]

Happily listening to the Broccoli Song in 2021, and a better person for it.

[@christabedwin]

I can't wait for your kid to start watching this video and know how cool Dad is.

[@brothermorena4898]

Geez man 😂😂😂I remember when you performed this song on YoTv loooooooong time ago, I can't believe in 2021 am stil listening to it! #kiff

[@BenBrillCreative]

Whoa- that was... Exceptional. Good work!

[@Lani449]

This is everything to me right now.

[@TheKiffness]

Broccoli is everything.

[@andrebezuidenhout6954]

Met n bietjie aromat. njom njom njom

[@nicolelopez4982]

A

[@throwdown_gamer1306]

This is where the legend began!

[@juliestraight5736]

Most underrated .

[@laurastewart2418]

Wow an old video, that's a smiler😊

[@emmabroadway4239]

This video gets more and more awesome everytime I watch it :) !! Too Kiff for life :D

[@ingridwheeler3180]

The undertone voices remind me of some Frank Zappa things.

[@lillyofthevalley208]

To tell the truth, I prefer cauliflower but I have the broccoli because my children prefer it. Lol

[@lynnaverett4951]

You are hilarious.

[@JohnWick-pk6hn]

Kiffness is the most interesting in my quarantine he is rad p.s. what color is this🔸️

[@terrasolaris5104]

Marigold Orange

[@nikkihernandez6935]

He was so young here!

[@SusanScott]

broccccccoleh!

[@jean-marcgiraud6274]

That chorus!🤣 so good

[@priscilaundomiel3264]

Wow, you are very creative! I miss smart and fun songs like that. I came here for the animal songs, but I'm glad that I found the broccoli song! 🥦 😂

[@theem0139]

I still love this song! hahaha Your a legend!

[@juanitah1919]

Excited to see them tonight in Plett!

[@rezoom69]

And now is 2024 and I will keep my words. More decent than what you have on MTV 😂 Brocoli 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦

[@willolive2071]

i still love this song

[@sapphirepilot]

Greetings from Australia. Love your work.

[@KyriusVeritis]

Hey! Don't put my friends into your ears, please!

[@jensengraf9032]

U re crazy amazing! Well, is not everybodys music, but this Broķkoli song... haha..makes me sing in he shower. Hahahaha 😀😀😀

[@elecktronbluegirl]

I set out to learn about what life in South Africa was like. I now feel I have a good understanding of a typical day in the life of an average South African.

[@user-mt5iu5ib9j]

Like RHCP in their beginnings,I adore you!!Greetings from Greece❤

[@bloom4056]

And again THE BEST MUSIC EVER!!!

[@hugobozzini1465]

Kenilworth is looking a whole lot like plett now a days haha

[@toddarnold8544]

Organic! ( I hope)

[@jpsholland]

I suddenly have a strong appetite for broccoli. I have no clue why....

[@florianadolf2256]

Brocco-Broccoleh Broccoleh *Brocco-Broccoleh* !! Love it - why am I discovering this song only now?? Brocco-BroccoLEH!!🥦🥦🥦

[@frankz2761]

Genius!

[@miguelcardozo1931]

This gave me prince of rap vibes 🤣 good job!!

[@lofisax]

great stuff -and sooo funny!

[@hotgates9324]

Am I the only one who things that The Kiffness should make a song with Lonely Island?

[@9_madz_9]

This is hilarious 😄 great job!

[@amyevans1118]

Check out Dana Carvey when he was on Saturday Night Live. He has a song called Broccoli or Chopping Broccoli. I think it was done sometime during the 90's or early 2000's. Just type in his name, the name of the song, and Saturday Night Live or SNL. I Think you, your wife and even baby Kiffness might rock out to the silliness of the song. Maybe you can add some Kiffness Tunes and Lyrics to improve it. Thanks for all the Kiffness songs that you and your wife do they are super funny. It turns my frown upside down. Thank you for all the Belly Laughs.

[@NtobeyOfficial]

I don't know how I feel about this song. lmao.

[@tattooedlady5921]

in plett!!! awesome

[@icanbeyourheraLIVE]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@alessiagalbiati5904]

Adoro this song…❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@anatborodin5907]

This is amazing

[@penelope-online-4404]

this is the best thing

[@xXTheSalvationXx]

Damn son this shit fiiiiiiiire!!!!!!!!!

[@jennywilkinson7445]

God how young he was

[@jeannestandley-kinata824]

You are AMAZING! THANK YOU! Peace Love and Cupcakes Dude! Oh excuse me. Peace Love and Broccoli! I am sending love and hugs from Washington State, USA, Jeanne of In Loving Hands Counseling and ASMR

[@DUIRduje]

look at him! young and fresh as broccoli

[@nelliepotgieter9012]

super

[@8ofwands300]

Is he implying broccoli is good roughage when he is sitting on the toilet?? 🙉🙉🙉😂😂

[@TheKiffness]

Correct 🧻

[@florete2310]

This has been the first and only time in human (and broccoli) history that that much attention has been bestowed upon this example of the cabbage familiy, LOL😂😂😂.

[@WornOutEXT]

Early days

[@SoulBrothers78]

the star is born...

[@deanmatter]

This is all recorded in my town!

[@rimmakh7559]

omg, it's just sweet to see how green you are here))

[@CentredinCare]

😆😅🤣😂

[@tabaccopuro]

OMG, your early stuff.... I can't unsee it....

[@mm-hq4qh]

Masterpiece

[@TheDoog.]

still listening to this

[@LanyardEater]

You are too much bro! Funny as shit!

[@nikkihernandez6935]

I can dig it.

[@daverwirrtephysika]

Now i'm knowing ya colorblind, is it meaning that i'm ya friend? Thanks for all those good times ya bring to us with ya great music Love from vienna

[@belindasharp764]

Oh, he was a baby!!

[@eiresloane4187]

This is my new favourite song. 😂

[@jimcurtis9052]

thats some banging broccoli.

[@Dude_Man86]

Damn bro, you came a long way lol

[@user-kb9yf7nf1o]

🎉🎉🎉

[@juddotto3660]

Hahahahaha wow

[@nikkihernandez6935]

Oldy but goody! Broccoli

[@claytonmitchell8054]

Never thought of Broccoli like this! Fokking next level bru! Lol the guy lives in kennelworth, a couple meters away from me down in Plumstead, gotta meet The Kiffness LMAO

[@NielDLR]

Too kiff.

[@pfdrtom]

Rap battle with I Am A Banana!

[@SusanScott]

broccoli broccoli ee ee ee brocolli broccoli ...

[@remlya]

This is surprisingly catch. Was it your first #1 hit?

[@TheKiffness]

No radio stations would play this song 🤣

[@steveellsworth1109]

​@TheKiffness It could still get radio Time one day. I like it been listening to your newer parody and remixes so went back to hear the old stuff love it.

[@wernerb.8438]

Oh yummy... I will play for my wife more often😂😂😂 thanks dave