The King of Crowd Work Goes to Baltimore - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I have upcoming shows around the country - buy some tickets - 6/7 - San Jose - improv.com/sanjose/comic/geoffrey+asmus/ 6/9 - 6/10 - Denver - www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/69291 6/11 - Salt Lake City - www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/geoffrey-asmus 6/13 - Eagle, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-eagle-co-june-13-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558941327557?aff=hl 6/14 - Vail, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-june-14-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558893113347?aff=hl 6/16 - 6/17 - Fort Collins - www.comedyfortcollins.com/calendar?month=6&year=2023 6/28 - 7/1 - Minneapolis - acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/73832 7/14 - 7/15 - Boston - offcabot.org/shows/geoffrey-asmus/497 8/13 - Buffalo - buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/219497 8/25 - 8/26 - Rutherford, New Jersey - www.bananascomedyclub.com/events/75586 9/22 - Orlando - www.eventbrite.com/e/642358961947 9/24 - Tampa - ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1163571

[@Chris-ti3gq]

Come to San Diego bro 😎

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

@@Chris-ti3gq I’m there in September! Buy tix here - thecomedystore.com/la-jolla/calendar/la-jolla/#

[@karancm]

Love the little history sprinklings you bake into the jokes, that liberal arts degree was good for something! -an art major

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

hahaha have to use it somewhere!

[@laurencezemlick1979]

This guys entire wardrobe consists of comedy club hoodies and University of Wisconsin Spirit Shop swag, and now he can’t change it up or no one will recognize him. Like Chris Rock with leather suits or Dave Chapelle with automotive mechanic coveralls.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Hahaha I’ve really put baby in a corner haven’t I

[@wayusoutus]

Dude. You're hilarious _and_ you're dropping Chomsky on these fools. And it works, it's not shoehorned in, it's totally organic. Keep it up, you're going to be huge.

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

And if he doesn't make it, he can just blame the devil.

[@reaperdude88]

Your comedy style and obvious intelligence keeps me coming back for more. All hail the king of crowd work, the one true alpha.

[@TheDimKingdom]

I have never NOT laughed at any of this guy's comedy. Every clip I see of his is hilarious Even if he is telling jokes I have heard him tell during other sets, there is something so oddly pleasing about his delivery and his nervous laugh, that I can't help but laugh again. Great comedy!

[@wymproductions3074]

I can’t believe you said neoliberal consensus during a comedy act

[@JayeshBachu]

The country's at war every time this Alpha comic goes on stage. Because he's straight killer! P.S. It's June, so appreciate the word play on the last two words. [I didn't think of that before writing it lol]

[@calebhickermell4492]

Bro you are so funny. To pull from history, religion (even the pagan quips), art, law, geography, etc.... Insane how smart you are and quick with the funnies. Love your content. Hope to see you live someday.

[@WhatforNameIsThat]

I totally understand you studied history because you are making history. Great stuff

[@Spectre_Gray]

You are one of the greatest comedians to ever do it

[@Relaxinghypnoasmr]

I love how smart your comedy is

[@jeanjean4191]

Last 3 minutes was as alpha as it gets Wild Noam Chomsky flex for the working masses

[@hatchetman664]

lil twist on an old classic lmao

[@The_Golden_Trades]

The GOAT Alpha Male

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

god i hope so

[@LoFiSymphony]

Banger after banger!!

[@pratikmitra6070]

Ultimate alpha energy

[@brendanmorales4504]

Hey I live here. My fan theory is that you are a certified genius, and to cope with the reality around you, you've careened into a nihilistic ego death and were reborn into several different absurdist satirical characters.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

hell yea. baltimore rocks. hope to be back soon. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@Maostodon]

Hell yea dude

[@lexdiluca1221]

It's crazy how you knew that one guy was from Frederick

[@iambyteman]

Dang. This was funny. I wanted to come to this show but couldn’t make it the night you were here. Come back to Baltimore! Keep slaying you alpha!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I’ll be back! Baltimore was great. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m back - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@myprettygirl91]

damn this guy is the best. When's he coming to my state!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Thank you! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when I’m in your area - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@slavkodesik855]

The last one is brutal 😂😂😂

[@SqueejMac23]

Hilarious!!! What's that accent? Speech impediment.😂 Found Geoffeyboy over hea a month ago and have been going through it all.

[@DSled]

You promised me the special would come out Edit: you were crushin tho

[@flowstatelabs]

Dude has so much ammo. Can break thru anyone

[@more_lyfe8613]

Just great man 😎

[@posteador]

Feed the algo! Have an upvote you alpha you.

[@noelnantais5154]

Just too much, again 😂

[@evolvc]

👏

[@daniyalcolbert1671]

Though it is small and rural, Frederick is actually the second biggest city in maryland

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

It’s a cool town honestly

[@aykutt3244]

Hey Geoffrey nice work man. Are you thinking about doing a little tour here in Europe? Cheers from Germany

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

One fine day I shall

[@samcatsam]

hell yeah G

[@ericseeley3074]

Audiences eat Geoffrey Asmus’s words out of his mouth.

[@jtown22]

comment for engagement analytics.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

doing the lords work

[@Ty-gb1mx]

Alpha-only comedy

[@alexgarcia7840]

algo comment

[@earthbind83]

Showbusiness must be brutal if someone with your talent doesn't get a show that gets aired on TV (or at least Netflix). I have no idea how recruiters are thinking, but surely they must've at least fantasized about milking an alpha chad like you. So, did you at least get the occasional terrible offer from semi big numbers or did you just get zero contact from recruiters?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

ive been getting more opportunities lately but also like all things comedy aint a meritocracy

[@earthbind83]

@@GeoffreyAsmus I see, well that's something at least. It IS difficult to become successful with any kind of art. Btw: Why do you still not have any DVDs to sell? Is it because you're doing crowd work improv pretty much all the time? What about other merchandise?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

@@earthbind83 oh I sell the hell out of koozies

[@earthbind83]

@@GeoffreyAsmus Yeah I bet that those fleshlights for Alpha Chads must sell really well in your audience.

[@BedIntruder2107]

Hilarious! Took a while but your style really grew on me. It's nice to see someone that's obviously intelligent but doesn't beat you over the head with it.

[@Buk99]

Solid stuff as always, Geoffrey. 👌🏼 ‘The pagan’s will burn in hellfire for eternity, and their Beta souls will never know the hideous joy of empty gonads”. Chomsky 3:16

[@jlogandunbar]

Man! You’re crowd work is next level. Succinct, witty, and laissez faire.

[@islifereal]

"i defend against civil rights suits".... that guy has balls

[@tatu9805]

I have had diarrhea every day for eight years.

[@TommyNicoletti]

I love watching you rip jokes, your stuff and the way you are, NEVER gets old man.

[@Mdjagg]

All the greatest comedians are smart as fxck! You are top notch!

[@EduardoHernandez-sb6oq]

Commenting for the algorithm. Need you back in Houston!!

[@sunsetbari]

you're such a gem. crack me tf up everyrime!!!

[@og_praxis17]

Strong finish. Leave them with something to look up 👌🏿 👌🏿

[@LivingforaLiving]

that special still coming out huh?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

july 20th i swear to god

[@rustyp69]

​@@GeoffreyAsmus yeah okay lmao, we'll see

[@posteador]

@@GeoffreyAsmus YES!!!

[@LivingforaLiving]

@@GeoffreyAsmus I wish I didn't like you so I could say f you and stop caring but I wanna see this shit bro, cmon

[@Caprieye789]

The little slightly condescending nerdy historical bits are so fucking funny! LOL

[@Inspiriments888]

Laughing

[@nimsgluttony]

love your work man greetings from europe

[@stickytourbus]

*Space Lasers that start forest fires?* _Maui has entered the chat…_

[@gabrielgreen9883]

ASMUS FOR ETERNAL VICE PREZ

[@crobert79]

top work

[@BrendanCardenas]

can someone explain what he was talking about at the end? it was above my pay grade

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

The government always keeps us at war and convinces us there is a huge external threat in order to convince us they need to continually spent a trillion a year on the military for no reason instead of using the money to help the poor

[@yolobuttrill]

My new favorite comedian ❤❤❤

[@sagethee2075]

This guy is so fucking funny holy shit