The King Of Crowd Work Goes To DC - Geoffrey Asmus - Stand Up Comedy

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

I have upcoming shows around the country - buy some tickets - 6/7 - San Jose - improv.com/sanjose/comic/geoffrey+asmus/ 6/9 - 6/10 - Denver - www.denvercomedyunderground.com/events/69291 6/11 - Salt Lake City - www.wiseguyscomedy.com/events/geoffrey-asmus 6/13 - Eagle, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-eagle-co-june-13-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558941327557?aff=hl 6/14 - Vail, CO - www.eventbrite.com/e/vail-comedy-show-june-14-2023-geoffrey-asmus-tickets-558893113347?aff=hl 6/16 - 6/17 - Fort Collins - www.comedyfortcollins.com/calendar?month=6&year=2023 6/28 - 7/1 - Minneapolis - acmecomedy.seatengine.com/events/73832 7/14 - 7/15 - Boston - offcabot.org/shows/geoffrey-asmus/497 8/13 - Buffalo - buffalo.heliumcomedy.com/shows/219497 8/25 - 8/26 - Rutherford, New Jersey - www.bananascomedyclub.com/events/75586 9/22 - Orlando - www.eventbrite.com/e/642358961947 9/24 - Tampa - ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1163571

[@beauxgray4090]

Come to Arizona! You're hilarious! Just recently found out about you online and can't get enough! Keep up the great work! 😂👍

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

@@beauxgray4090 I’ll be out there this fall! sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@beauxgray4090]

@@GeoffreyAsmus Awesome, I'll do that and see you then man!

[@CharlesDenison]

"Usually evenings" was such a genius reply

[@rustyp69]

I love how you phase between based and problematic multiple times per joke, it really shows a willingness to abandon your morals for the bit, which I really admire

[@placebo5466]

that closer was fucking brutal.

[@em0_tion]

I was expecting something worse, but then again, I love dark humor. 😁

[@djofortunato5799]

Usually Evenings Omg 😆

[@tonyhollis2480]

Geoff I almost never say a joke goes too far, but the huge laughing "oh ho hoooo noooo" I made on that one means it's pretty damn close to the line and I love it 😂

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Haha on the last one?

[@tonyhollis2480]

@Geoffrey Asmus yes! Too clever dude 😂

[@IvanDurham]

Easily one of my favorite "new to me" comics out there. So fucking good.

[@blueandgreenslacks]

I really enjoyed your guest spot on Ari’s skeptic tank. I learned a little bit about military history whilst laughing me ass off.😅

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

oh hell yea. thanks for listening to all that man

[@RetiredRobot]

Truly, the king! Fun riffin’

[@joeychiovitti3027]

How rewarding to make people laugh and watch them enjoy themselves. Good job bro keep it coming.

[@marcrobinson4907]

I love the way you stick it to everyone. You probably inadvertently bring people together. When everyone is laughing at your jokes it shows that 1. You’re a talented funny genius. 2. We all agree that we are a silly society and the far left and far right are an endless source of material for you.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

this is a good comment

[@lofttm969]

That last joke 😂 - my man knew his audience lmao

[@fieldcrow]

I just discovered you today (01/12/24) on We Might Be Drunk. man. hilarious. great writing & performances. new fan. old.

[@sfincione2000]

Wow... that last one was pushing the limits man =)

[@nirradical]

No, it was funny AF 😂

[@samcatsam]

So good, G. Can't wait for a million more. Busting up rooms all over.

[@DV8fromthenorm]

It’s smart little lines like “ oh, no, you’re trapped in someone else’s dream” that puts you in a league of your own

[@ewlinitis]

Enjoyed you at NY this past Sunday. Good stuff as always bro! See you again soon

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

such a good show. thanks for coming out

[@twelevensies]

"Oh noooo. You're trapped in someone else's dream. It's like a bad inception." Lmao 😂

[@DrPhilGoode]

2:08 Your genuine and organic laughter single handedly resulted in a genuine and organic orgasm. 🙏

[@Ryan-dw5nx]

😂 this was great

[@choloeseguay]

Usually evenings guy is funny as hell

[@Fourhundred57]

Finish the U Haul joke!!!

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

the ppl arent ready for it

[@nirradical]

​@@GeoffreyAsmusit would be a Christmas miracle

[@iggysixx]

This is a good example of why you should be friends with everybody (or 'have acquaintances on either side of a societal disagreement'). I love how you weave obvious presumptions from liberals about conservatives - and vice versa - together. And how it's always a little unclear which side you're on. It really helps to truly understand what's on people's mind, understanding presuppositions / assumptions / tropes that one side might have about the other, and it really helps to not censor yourself. Cussing brings us all together ;) Anyways... "Kudos" or whatever the non-snowflake equivalent of that might be

[@astralcreek]

the $ won't save you

[@noelnantais5154]

You are too much 😂 the white people jokes got me in stitches

[@Light-zu1ys]

Geoffrey Asmus is a fucking 10.

[@em0_tion]

Fetus porn... now that's next level of writing if you can just come up with a phrase no one's ever heard before! 🤣👏

[@user-dc7um4pr3f]

"I think you should be able to fly a confederate flag but you have to apply to the confederacy for social security" hahaha

[@SeorkMaxx]

For the algorithm 😂

[@susanevans8847]

The Italian jokes were funny.

[@tryfryingmikejones]

I work for the post office in downtown Brooklyn. I'm from South Dakota. I'm the only white guy at my station. So, I may have a bit of insight when it comes to doing black voices. You asked during your bit, "Can I do that voice?". Well, yes you can and its fine i'm happy to say. Because you are you. In my experience, it doesn't take long for black people to understand when a white dude has good intentions in his heart. They encounter so many unfeeling white pepole that those that can hang stick out in a very real way. They figure us white boys out quick. But, since you are you, you can say about whatever you want in whatever voice as long its respectful or funny lol doesn't even have to be both. Respect man I lived in Minneapolis 15 years after SoDak and now live in broolyn. love what you are doing, keep going! You are good!

[@kraevinmoorehed1776]

I flew over D.C. once and caught monkey pox

[@wayusoutus]

Sick dude you storm the Capitol?

[@kraevinmoorehed1776]

@@wayusoutus no , I wasn't invited to that party .

[@randomdude6572]

Edgy stuff kiddo

[@JamesKirkWilkinson]

How do you pronounce your name?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Ahsmus

[@russellfisher1303]

⁠​⁠@@GeoffreyAsmusis it jawfrey ahsmus or jeffrey ahsmus?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

jeffrey thank goodness@@russellfisher1303

[@russellfisher1303]

@@GeoffreyAsmus yeah, jawfrey is cool, but jawfrey ahsmus ahhhh jahhh is bad that’d be REAL BAD, dogged a bullet on that one.

[@caloyssk1]

anarchy 😋

[@TommyLikeTom]

It's such a weird transition when you changed clothes without the angle changing. Made me think how quickly a good set would get depressing if you just kept doing that, like one of those "photo a day" videos, showing a comedian repeat the same jokes over and over

[@TommyLikeTom]

The fetus porn joke is so bad that no amount of preamble will ever save it. I'm not even sure this comment will survive the filter, because any sentence with "fetus porn" in it may as well be illegal

[@rathersane]

Rule 34.. Ready… Set… Go!!!

[@tatu9805]

I’ve had diarrhea every day for eight years.

[@bminerrolltide]

Interesting. Comment up voted.

[@rustyp69]

this is who we are Geoff. these are your people

[@tatu9805]

@@rustyp69 I had diarrhea again this morning.

[@rustyp69]

@@tatu9805 must be used to it by now though

[@tatu9805]

@@rustyp69 No! I have diarrhea every day!

[@travisdip]

You are my favorite comedian. This was a great set 😂

[@rjmari]

Yea the outfit changes really tie the whole set together.

[@benbrokke1165]

You're amazing man. Discovered you via your knowing every world capital video and have been following since, from halfway round the world mind you. Really hope you get big soon, god knows you deserve it. If you ever take your alpha comedy to Europe, make sure to drop by Vienna - I'll be there!

[@randomdude6572]

Man, I'm just commenting here for the algo and to let you know that some random DC dwelling stranger thinks you're funny af dude. I'm even tuning into your pod regularly on some Stan shit lol. Keep going, I feel like you're about to crossover in a big way.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

hell yea. i hope you are right

[@kreigpinson4368]

You’re one of the funniest right now for sure

[@Maostodon]

🔪🔪🔪

[@SouplexSouffle]

You haven't watched porn until you have watched fetus porn. Brings a whole new meaning to stem cell research.

[@maverick7291]

Funny stuff, but to be fair the Italians had a little thing called the Roman empire, the won a bunch of conflicts as well.

[@pn12345]

Youre pretty funny! I love this club, hope you come back soon so I can catch a show

[@cindyfofi5160]

OMG! Pizza jokes! You bang mom! 😂😂😂

[@ottofill7804]

Dude, are you allowed across the border? if so, come to the West Coast in Canada dude. All the drugs are here.

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Was just in Vancouver. I’ll be back up there this fall. sign up for my dumb email list and ill let you know when those tix go on sale - eepurl.com/h_HMIX

[@Stiyo-t5r]

first

[@vmisterjv]

In my home town there is a kid named bo buckmaster... And his middle Fing name is HUNTER!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vmisterjv]

🤘🏼

[@1999rednose]

Wtf😂

[@johnsmith9270]

When you jump from one set where you wear the same hoodie to the same one a couple of minutes later then just add caption with different but fake dates and locations. Like you can start at 1995 Cincinnati to 2003 Boston then to 2018 Kansas City and people would think like holy shit he's been wearing the same Orange hoodie and didn't even age. The hoodie of immortality. You should literally advertise that hoodie and sell it for $1000. You wonna look the same for the next 30 years? Just wear this hoodie. Only applies to people who want to remain looking the same as the look today. Maybe they would wonna lose some weight before buying it. Does it make sense?

[@GeoffreyAsmus]

Yes. Sounds like a plan

[@lxlpsycho]

Is this the special?

[@TommyLikeTom]

Technically everything Geoffrey does is special