The Konami Code of Swords - Makes Cutting *TOO* Easy!

[@latt.qcd9221]

Legend has it that the sword was never used in combat, in ancient times, because anyone caught using it would get permabanned from the battlefield.

[@Brakiri]

Yeah, for cheating!

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

Their are suspended for bringing the blade to the battle field. I can just imagine that conversation. Knight: "Hey guys, sorry I'm late" *unsheathes sword* General: "WOAH, WTF is that" Knight: "it's me sword, it's a war general." General: "WHY are you using that sword, your going to get us band from the battlefield causing us to postpone the war" Knight: "but it's just a sword sir" General: "FOOL, that is no sword, THAT'S A GODDAMN MEAT GRINDER" Knight: "But Sir" General: "No buts, leave and if you come back actually bring something that isn't that" Or at least something like that.

[@mattjohnston5807]

"Thou hast been permabanned from this field of battle!"

[@colonelkenpachi5009]

@Lev Alexandriyev I will write your name as a reminder of this.

[@kominatoriku5483]

@@colonelkenpachi5009 funny please know that i did laugh

[@nathancelestine5370]

“Get this thing”- 1400 usd. *laughs in poor*

[@unsubmas2512]

*Cries in poor*

[@shawnwolf5961]

@@unsubmas2512 *wails in poor*

[@Kr0noZ]

"Wait time may exceed a year"... don't fret, it's made from Unobtainium anyway.

[@shawnwolf5961]

@@Kr0noZ Yeah, ubobtanium because I'll never obtain it at it's current price! BADUM TSSS Seriously tho, I damn near came when that thing rekt that tatami mat.

[@KingOfChaos213]

SOLD!!!

[@guythat779]

As a kid I always imagined swords to be at least this sharp Real life disenchanted me Thank you

[@wiseoldwizard]

*Movies make it seem that way.*

[@mihneaiordan1813]

Tfw you can't casually cleave a man in half with your sword (I mean you might if the sword is both extremely sharp and extremely heavy)

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

@Some Dude and to wield that sword you'd have to be that buff.

[@shaftofwisdom]

A strong man wielding a Claymore or Nodachi could definitely cut a regular sized man in half if he didn't wear armor

[@code066funkinbird3]

@@wiseoldwizard whT about katana or kampilan ?

[@axelmilan4292]

"This video is sponsored by-" You better not say Raid: Shadow Legends "Viking jewelry!" Oh, thank goodness!

[@TheScottygriff]

Video brought to you by Raid shady lemons

[@Dreadhead669]

If i hear that one more time, i will rob a bank, than buy that company behind that "game" and will delete it!

[@Dreadhead669]

And i got an RAID ad after that video... 😐

[@axelmilan4292]

Dreadhead669 the hero the world needs

[@saundroid1253]

NordVPN

[@xXSCDTXx]

This is what a +3 Longsword looks like in real life.

[@quadbell8190]

I'd say +4 Broadsword, since tapers the same way,

[@lowlow5678]

@Cyber Simba 6 look like a good light novel title

[@draagnipur8767]

Rather bastard sword.

[@ray8649]

Ah, i see you also play dark souls

[@andryuu_2000]

Nah hollowslayer greatsword

[@crownlessKingg]

Albion Principe Req level: 1 Damage: 1460 Critical Chance: 101% Rarity: (Relic)

[@searedscallops318]

crownlessking "You've been banned from the server for hacking..."

[@syariefdirgantara7670]

Price : $1400 USD. ...ok im quit...

[@johncrowerdoe5527]

Rarity: 1000 or less will be made

[@billmiller4972]

@@searedscallops318 I assume you mean: for cutting

[@cloudstrife3083]

Only available after patch gunfire

[@Alpha.Phenix]

2:52 Sir, I have reasons to believe your sword has wall hacks turned on. You are free to use whatever cheats you like in singleplayer, but please turn them off before going to PvP.

[@ziggychandler2600]

Ahahaha

[@JoyZofSoRRoW]

.... Bravo... This post was genius...

[@pheorrungurd8746]

Cheating hell, this is more like using the "Debugged 9mm" in Fallout New Vegas! Have you thought about naming it Brisinger?

[@ABrokenSociety]

Lmfao.

[@masonnero9038]

@@pheorrungurd8746 naming it fire? Would be quite appropriate.

[@jacolitethepumpkin765]

The pure joy on Skall’s face when he swings it is just as adorable as that chattering squirrel

[@Starlitsoul0359]

Other swords: No that is not how you’re supposed to cut! This sword: Haha, blade go shwing

[@Fantazy1028]

Showing shwagng haha

[@nobleactual7616]

Hahaha blade goes brrr

[@sebastianstewart6894]

Now we know why swords in films go shwing.

[@ieatpoolnoodles2861]

Shwang

[@yukido42]

Skal looking at a squirrel squeaking how cute Squirrel : HE HAS THE SWORD OF LEGEND

[@methmoth2558]

Squirrel: could he be the reincarnate of king Arthur?

[@granthagen2996]

Something I always look for In a sword is the "voice" or the "Sing." The sound the blade makes when it goes through something. This sword has a beautiful voice!

[@Victor-pq7lo]

are you shakespeare?

[@theunlikelyhero123meh3]

@@Victor-pq7lo Far from it, he's . merely one of us who enjoy the voice of a fine blade.

[@HylianKirbo]

@@theunlikelyhero123meh3 Well said, lad.

[@rhett5058]

Are you a Greybeard?

[@SvendleBerries]

It does have a very satisfying "SHWANG" sound when it cuts.

[@alexanderchippel]

"Man I wonder when Skall is going to return my rug. It was a family heirloom, you know."

[@deadforhours2191]

Alexander Chippel Skyrim reference?

[@Eqvil]

Sword:" Did you just slap that opponent with my flat sides?! Yeah of course I let you cut him in half, but jeez!"

[@dar-nakkallig]

Eqvil, this made my day............

[@NWolfsson]

This sword=The DM when you want to non-lethal attack but he forces you to lethal attack.

[@Abdega]

@@NWolfsson Roll Nat 20 on a “non-lethal” attack

[@PhantomSavage]

Someone PLEASE mask Skall walking in out of frame with a chainsaw and then make it a meme. I need to see him interrupt every sword fight in every movie in this way.

[@StarSCTEBunToaster]

YESS

[@AVGyerra22]

Kinda wanna do it but I don't have good editing software

[@the_furf_of_july4652]

Yes please

[@jesuschrist711]

oh my god YES

[@papapetunia4905]

No one done it

[@KuraMad2000]

2:16 "I didn't even try on that one!" Runs off to tell the neighbors....

[@SDfighter1]

@unkn0wn No. Bad

[@adityafirdaus3881]

Lol

[@emmietherat]

@@SDfighter1 no it good

[@SDfighter1]

@@emmietherat no

[@blakelindemann8672]

Lmfao

[@MrAlexH1991]

“This thing may cut better than the Knecht.” Me: “Blasphemy.......”

[@ExDragonMaster]

They ARE both Albion swords; and I've also heard nice things about the principe.

[@Tobias-pu2rc]

My thoughts at this moment "that's not fair, he is comparing a knive with a sword"

[@RelativelyBest]

I think technically that would be heresy. (Blasphemy would be something like: "The Knecht is a bad sword for cutting.")

[@severknight1143]

Which is better?

[@chasebh89]

skall : tough, knowledgeable, holding a giant sword, preparing to do battle with a rolled up mat also skall : "i need to focus but theres this squirrel squeaking adorably"

[@drops2cents260]

Well, you know... for us from the "late bloomer" ADHD crowd (i.e. people who weren't diagnosed before having reached adulthood), being distracted by a squirrel is kind of our Achiles heel. When I got me ADHD diagnosis (also well past expiration date, i.e. at the age of 32), I was a patient at a clinic with a team specialized in the treatment of adult ADHD. That clinic is in northern Germany next to a beautiful oak forest (hard to come by these days in Europe) with a _huge_ squirrel population, and the little buggers managed to disrupt every and any of our group activities by just showing up. Just imagine a bunch of Hypies who in unison completely forget what they were up to, because they all enter "Awww, look at that _cwute_ little bugger!" mode simultaneously upon seeing one of the little rascals. So, if there should ever be an evil overlord with ADHD, you can bet you arse that one single cute little squirrel will be his nemesis :-)

[@wingnuticus]

I didn't see any people named Matt in that tatami mat... not nearly enough blood when cut.

[@geranarthy2309]

@@drops2cents260 I would disagree with you, but then again. I myself am easily distracted by the possums that climb about the power lines on my way to work (I live in Australia so there are no squirrels here).

[@drops2cents260]

@Adam J. Harper/videos/videos Don't worry, I don't. But a few months back, Skall himself told the story about how he got his ADHD diagnosis this year (i.e. 2019). And in addition: it was just a joke anyways. There's quite a number of us hypies who tend to have a knack for self-depreciating humor, you know.

[@EuelBall]

@@geranarthy2309 Of course not, the spiders *ate* them...

[@Gilmaris]

6:56 That disclaimer, "don't do this to your own swords", seems to suggest you should always use someone else's.

[@Tarantio1983]

Well, if you do that with someone else's sword and cause irreparable damage ... They no longer have a sword to attack you with!

[@authenticbaguette6673]

:'D

[@lukesterling2276]

No lie that sponsorship is actually pretty dope.

[@ggrigo33]

Agree, I think it is the first time I actually clicked on a sponsor's website.

[@wolfsden6479]

When they actually use the sponsor you know it is actually good.

[@mrfahrenheit3867]

I saved the link, that's a first for me too

[@lukesterling2276]

@@mrbarefootbogan6254 I especially appreciated that he mentioned they specialize in silver because that's the only metal I wear. It's like a thing where I live that silver is for men and gold is for women.

[@jello788]

@@lukesterling2276 where do you live?

[@wynderlacunae268]

Get you a man who looks at you like Skall looks at that sword.

[@mysteriousdeath14400]

Word.

[@nunya_bizniz]

A woman can cut much deeper than any sword.

[@wynderlacunae268]

@@nunya_bizniz ok

[@ninetynein6853]

Ok boomer

[@alexandermartinez1318]

What a degenerate

[@milkkyou5915]

Skallagrim : "Hey wait I know you're gonna skip ahead" Me: "You're right"

[@imugi-16]

When Skall gets excited he starts to act and sound like Shad lol

[@nahuelmat]

Exactly what I was thinking lmao Next thing we know we get a Skalliversity channel.

[@90lancaster]

If he wears a gabison when he goes to the supermarket then I might agree.

[@Fish-ub3wn]

@@90lancaster LLoyd (Lindybeige) wears a mail underneath his daily clothes. I think they should meet.

[@Bentheriault1]

@@Fish-ub3wn i think that Metatron

[@Fish-ub3wn]

@@Bentheriault1 Could it be both? :)

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

That sword has to be the best sword I’ve seen. It literally cuts like a hot knife through butter.

[@shilopnamreg6468]

Hey you’re that guy from the wolf girl asmr, sup bro

[@olned]

@Wil E No, this sword is a reproduction. The blade type in particular appears to be from the XVIII century.

[@hafor2846]

I mean, it's not the best sword. It's the best cutter, doesn't say much about it's general quality...

[@Gacho39]

Shilop Namreg whoah whoah whoah, what wolf girl asmr?

[@IIDASHII]

If you watch any serious HEMA cutting competitions, you will notice that most of the competitors for 1st place are holding an Albion Principe. You almost have to have one if you want to win.

[@johncunnare4892]

This sword is one of the reasons I want to be a bladesmith.

[@adriannelson4214]

You know that phrase "like a hot knife through butter?" Yeah, this is more like a lightsaber through butter.

[@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k]

Like a lightsaber trough air...

[@countsnowyofgwainn3996]

*shad voice* llllightsabah~

[@dustinakadustin]

Lightsaber of swords.

[@aaronnguyen4506]

@EXS -01 am i a bad person for physically chuckling at this?

[@AuburnTigers111]

@@countsnowyofgwainn3996 loightsabah

[@elzar5987]

I'm showing this to anyone who says all European swords are blunt clubs

[@sebastianriz4703]

anyone who says euro swords are blunt clubs are fucking retarded. This is coming from someone who is more of a fan of the japanese weaponry. People dont realize steel is steel. Nothing mythical about how a blade is made, its all based on steel.

[@WolfHreda]

Sounds like they need to be introduced to a Falchion.

[@LaughingMan44]

Weeb alert

[@l33tsamurai]

@@LaughingMan44 where!? Is it you!?

[@Fabianwew]

European metallurgy was more advanced than Asian anyway.

[@boitata2617]

2:30 did... Did the sword cut the audio there for a sec, I swear I am hearing this background sound, and when he swings the blade it's stop for a moment, just how sharp is this thing?!?!

[@snoopcat9351]

This sword can cut through anything

[@eisenkrahe7125]

I don't know much about physics but the sword could have "taken the air out" of the way of the microfone and without oxygen sounds can't travel.

[@boitata2617]

@@eisenkrahe7125 that makes sense, the only note I would make is that it isn't "oxygen" in specific that sounds need to travel, anything that isn't a vaccum will do, that's why you can see in those would wild west movies the characthers pressing their ears against the ground to hear galloping or trains, since sound travels better through denser things, like the same noise would travel longer underwater than outside of it, other than that your understanding is sound! Sorry for the pun 😅

[@eisenkrahe7125]

@@boitata2617 Yeah i know, i said "oxygen" because its the most common travel method, But still concept is the same lol

[@boitata2617]

@@eisenkrahe7125 right. sorry, didn't mean to be rude, my bad

[@mercury6800]

Weaboos: European swords are blunt This sword cuts through fabric of the universe

[@flippknight3298]

Mercury I’m a weaboo I like European swords more than eastern

[@grahamlopez6202]

He... he took himself down to disprove you. RIP brave weeb

[@PeachDragon_]

Saying that a katana is stronger than a longsword is like saying that a colt revolver from 1889 is better than a modern glock 18

[@scottlibman7870]

@@PeachDragon_ Not really

[@PeachDragon_]

@@scottlibman7870 hmmm. Yes?

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

Shad, having a normal conversation with his wife thousands of miles away; "Yeah, I really do think the hedges need to be tri-LIGHTSABER!"

[@mr_h831]

Roger Ramius Sergei Alexander Chiang MacClintock LOL I've seen that video. ;P

[@wingsofwrath4647]

Back from Marduk, I see? How was the weather?

[@андрейкопылов-л6ъ]

@@mr_h831 What was that video? I dunno remember that.

[@mr_h831]

андрей копылов The shad video on the price caspian narnia stuff.

[@андрейкопылов-л6ъ]

@@mr_h831 Ty guy!

[@randominternetguy]

Your testing is all wrong. first off, you need to grab yourself a peasant...

[@lordbjesomar]

Damn right!

[@Setnja92]

I thought immediately as i saw first few cuts: "This will made chopping of rebellious peasants almost too easy!" :D

[@sneeringimperialist6667]

Those revolting peasants. ..

[@deadtreebark]

More like a line of peasants and see how many it will glide through

[@codypotter4992]

And no no no... What you REALLY NEED is a hoard of Nazi zombies to test it out on..lol

[@SomeNameHere]

You must have payed the dwarves a fortune, too craft you such an magic sword.

[@arx3516]

No pagan creature made this blade, this must be Durendal herself!

[@Anubis9781]

@@arx3516 oh the god slaying dragon killer

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

$1400 worth of burger tickets is what the dwarves want in exchange for letting you wield this perfectly crafted sword.

[@beetleguy9446]

I love the noise this blade makes as it cuts. It's like it's been enchanted by an eccentric wizard

[@Mjolnir007]

thank you good sir for this comment, it made my day a better one :D

[@eddyh5]

What a perfect sword, both asteticly and functionally.

[@brucewilson77]

Sword of Sharpness Weapon (any sword that deals slashing damage), very rare (requires attunement) When you Attack an object with this magic sword and hit, maximize your weapon damage dice against the target. When you Attack a creature with this weapon and roll a 20 on the Attack roll, that target takes an extra 4d6 slashing damage. Then roll another d20. If you roll a 20, you lop off one of the target’s limbs, with the effect of such loss determined by the GM. If the creature has no limb to sever, you lop off a portion of its body instead. In addition, you can speak the sword’s Command word to cause the blade to shed bright light in a 10-foot radius and dim light for an additional 10 feet. Speaking the Command Word again or sheathing the sword puts out the light.

[@AVJHalonen]

You forgot +2 to attack and damage rolls and while holding the sword as an action during your turn, you can cut the DM's notes in half. You can use this feature twice and regain the uses after a long rest.

[@андрейкопылов-л6ъ]

Wow. Nice DnD referense.

[@EatAnOctorok]

Congratulations, you gave me a question to ask on r/NoStupidQuestions about the quality of steel throughout history.

[@DefinitelyNotOmegon]

@@AVJHalonen I was thinking it's more like a +5

[@mikeoxlong1395]

One, two! One, two! And through and through The Vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead and with it's head He went galumphing back.

[@Gelwain]

That sword is crazy. That extra smooth cut... I could hear and feel the difference in my headphones.

[@jirakj]

This was the first skallagrim video I saw and I still come back to it. Just the sound of this sword and seeing how it visually fits through the tatami. It's like ecstasy to the senses. I hope you still have it. (I know it got damaged in testing.)

[@monsieur.Chipmunk]

We all know someone cried when you used that sword to cut the branch.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

I did, but it's not my duty to stop people from wasting their money.

[@Nesseight]

I did, I cried like Caitlyn Stark, I was literally like, "You're RUINING your sword! You should be cutting PEOPLE!" That might get Skall banned from youtube, though.

[@thothtahuti5509]

I cried, I'm a chef and absolutely love blades. I understand spending upwards of half a grand on a knife and he just broke my heart

[@pardusardens]

I was "oh no don't do that, swords aren't for chopping woo- ......*oh*... oh my....."

[@sattesail9762]

Oh no.. my sharp sword used for slicing things is being used properly..! Oh my god.. I should just throw it in the trash now.. its no good

[@BrantMarcksson]

I was actually scared for him. That thing radiates danger.

[@supernukey419]

Mr Bare Foot Bogan yes, scary

[@mamaabech]

What's scary about killing? People do it all the time, maybe not necessarily other people, but animals at least.

[@moenyunt3864]

Mikkel Aabech did you really need to reply like that? Nobody asked.

[@mamaabech]

@@moenyunt3864 Did you really need to get butthurt of the fact that I simply tell the truth, while asking a question? I never forced you to read my comment

[@moenyunt3864]

Mikkel Aabech truth that nobody wanted? Yeah.

[@leafyisqueer7155]

As a broadsword user in Dark Souls "Just like the simulations"

[@Noname-om3pp]

Fucking casual.

[@leafyisqueer7155]

Noname You don’t know my life, pleb.

[@ebonslayer3321]

The broadsword isn't nearly as good as this thing.

[@Fantazy1028]

Heavy broadsword +10 with 60 STR on a SL 120 build my man I went all in lmao

[@Ironwizard42]

@@Fantazy1028 I am intrigued. I might try that build just for kicks.

[@eddymercan7487]

Somewhere there's a Space Marine missing his power sword

[@stevenwang5148]

Skal's a blood Raven.

[@ScrubbDoesStuff]

Angus McFife?

[@garrettkeith255]

Lets be real hes obviously a space wolf

[@zacksilverstone7642]

@Rex Francorum Who else can stomach thousands of hour into reading books about incessant war against others in Gore and ruthless fashion other than us? (Ignores the stares of other people with similar interest...)

[@snakeysnake337]

Is that heresy I sense?

[@lukashuettner]

They even say, that you shouldn't start practicing cutting with a Principe - because it's too good, respectively too easy. It's features are so good, that you wouldn't feel your handling-flaws as a beginner.... (what do I know - I just watch this stuff on YT ) :D

[@yharim180]

I have saved up quite a bit of cash now and I’ve got a pretty hot collection going, and I might get the albion principe just because. Hehe cut cut

[@punishingbirb4180]

So according to what I have read this sword was designed with a blade geometry in mind that basically made it an extremely good cutter. Despite its length and how wide the blade is it is actually quite light weight and very well balanced. It really earns the name "Principe"

[@lalli8152]

Yeah its extremely acute bevels for insane cutting ability. Everything has draw backs though, and that acute bevel is also simply more fragile since its so incredibly thin behind the edge. Same is true with knives you can make incredible slicer just pure performance, but then that knife will not be as good for harder tasks like chopping in to wood or to carve seasoned hard wood since the edge chips, and gets damaged easier. In later video Skall notices that too about this sword since it gets quite nasty chunk broken off from the edge. Lot of the other swords he has used from albion likely wouldnt have no problem in that wood chopping test

[@johnny-james]

The slow motion cuts where the string is released is truly beautiful.

[@sdsdfdu4437]

"video sponsored by..." Oh God what is it this time, audible? Nordvpn? Raid shadow legends? "VIKING JEWELRY"

[@killerkonnat]

Don't you mean Nord Raid Jewelry?

[@elongatedcarrot3704]

@@killerkonnat Legendary tier Nord raid accessories of *insert unpronounceable Nordic region name*

[@elongatedcarrot3704]

@The Flying Dolphin ah yes that's the one

[@ClaraÉtoileBildstein]

Skal: shows sword me: "damn boi... HE THICK"

[@trin3052]

Swordgasm: the feeling of ecstasy one gets when cutting with an Albion

[@akezhantoleukhan2510]

Trin do you happen to know in which historical period Albion swords were used/ were at their popularity pick? When I try to google Albion sword it's either a company or the game

[@sokandueler9578]

Akezhan Toleukhan try googling the full proper name, the Albion Principe.

[@Cionaoith]

Skallagrim: "Get this thing if you can afford it!" *High-capacity assault swords may not be purchased, owned, or transported in California.

[@davidbodor1762]

@@zenstrata Twas a joke...

[@torotteson]

@Daddy Slimcock ... I'm trying to understand what you mean here and the only thing I can some up with is that you're referring to disney world vs disney land, because those two states have very different cultures and climates.

[@Luminite-hx3zs]

California's a shithole. Move.

[@danielalexander8402]

@@Luminite-hx3zs It's hilarious that people say California is a shit hole, and largely I agree this isn't a disagreement response, because we have a lot of people move here from tent cities in Cali and buy nice houses and then desperately try to sell their houses so they can move back because they felt their quality of life was better in the tent city.

[@davidbodor1762]

@Daddy Slimcock Nothing is worse than Florida lol

[@gauloab4815]

"this video is sponsored by viking -" by god if you say war of clans "jewelry!" oh thank god

[@rafitohornero3850]

The guy who sell tatami might be happy, when skallagrim walk in his store.

[@WastelandSeven]

Or overjoyed, as Skall must get them by the pallet load LOL

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

My God, I am in love. That blade profile is essentially the one I find most aesthetically pleasing. The only thing I'd change is the specific shape of the crossguard, just a bit. But wow.

[@Danielle-se5yi]

Probably one of the few times i'm actually interested in a sponsor

[@Elapine]

“This sword has been in my family for five generations. It has never known defeat. Until now.” - Navarre

[@BigusGeekus]

You beat me to it. :P

[@EatAnOctorok]

That movie needs a remake. Or.. well, it doesn't _need_ one, but it's so deserving of one. And not like reboot-type remake like the live action Disneys, just a remaster-type remake like Crash and Spyro.

[@MandalorV7]

To quote the Mandalorian: “I got to get me one of those.”

[@ThunderChunky101]

Is The Mandalorian really THAT bad? 🤢🤮

[@robertthebruce6035]

@@ThunderChunky101 are you really trolling right now?

[@lestatstaton7856]

@@ThunderChunky101 Mandalorian is amazing.

[@ThunderChunky101]

Is that line used at any point?

[@ThunderChunky101]

@@lestatstaton7856 Is the writing really that bad? I mean, is that an actual line of dialogue? I think everyone is excited because in comparison to the inexcusable tripe Disney have put out. If that's genuine dialogue, we'll... It's worse than I thought.

[@Pcgamingfixes]

That continuous angled tapper maximizes a angled cutting edge as a drawing action of edge across target cuts cleanly while a flat edge blade only functions if the entire blade is moving to emulate a “drawing” action. This blade like a katana will “draw” its edge across whatever it cuts because of its taper. Brilliant and simple design.

[@petervitale4431]

Skallgrim: distracted by squirrel noises in trees. Me: highway and truck noises blasting in my ear.

[@Evan-rj9xy]

I'm so jealous right now. The Principe is is one of those dream swords that I absolutely love, but I feel like I'll never be able to afford one

[@MysticPaladin]

Albion has payment plans Put down a 300 dollar deposit and put in the money when you can, and it could be yours

[@LuxisAlukard]

Or you can sell your kidney on the black market

[@MysticPaladin]

@ aye that too. That's regular budgeting that can also play a crucial role in being able to afford a great sword. That's part of what I did to help pay off my own sword while paying for bills, food, and insurance, though I still signed up for a payment plan so I didn't have to drop so much money at once.

[@Red_Lanterns_Rage]

so......the Rolls Royce of swords then?? lolz

[@allengordon6929]

Can the blade be remounted to a 1handed hilt comfortably?

[@mithshude]

"Limited Edition of only 1000 World Wide".. and skall uses his sword to cut trees for his first impression video xD

[@crazylegoman]

Goes to website... "Special Order - Wait time may exceed a year" :(

[@LaughingOwlKiller]

All Albion Swords have about a year wait time. They make them to order

[@thatchannel195]

@@LaughingOwlKiller and have a small team i think

[@G1NZOU]

Yeah I just ordered a Prince this week, 9 to 11 months wait time. But you know what they say, "all good things come to those who wait".

[@targitausrithux2320]

@@G1NZOU Did you ever get it lmao

[@G1NZOU]

@@targitausrithux2320 yeah just arrived over a week ago, it got finished in early April so pretty much 11 months wait time. Fantastic blade though, worth the wait.

[@technosaurus3805]

The cutting pattern should have been: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right. Followed by: b,a,b,a,start for infinite cutting power.

[@ArthurD]

That was steel forging pattern

[@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx]

@@ArthurD Too much Skyrim meta.

[@GobaGNon]

You added an extra unnecessary b,a. No cutting power for you

[@kylestanley7843]

@@ArthurD It seems the euros have discovered a rival to nippon steal

[@essenkillerthezombiektz5026]

0:00 I was so scared he was going to cut into his saber with the Albion glad he didn’t (Btw what he actually did is great)

[@TheSonOfTheDragon]

The only promo I'll never skip. After watching the video I can definitely say I know what I want for Yule. Also the chainsaw was hilarious.

[@Howlrunner82]

*Skal splitting to moon in half* Skal : "I've only taken it out the package..."

[@brandonfoley7519]

This sword can cleave the universe I'm two

[@Number-bj1yn]

That sword's blade is gorgeously designed. I've been looking for a sword crafted with that blade broadness and taper it's a real work of art.

[@Supersmellerdude]

2:17 *exitedly* "I didn't even try on that one!" The excitement in Skall's voice gives me a smile.

[@brandonfoley7519]

Literally you guys are "for honor" You are the Viking, shad is the knights and Meta is the samurai

[@h0m3st4r]

Who's Meta?

[@CollinMcLean]

@@h0m3st4r Metatron

[@CollinMcLean]

Who's the Wu Lin?

[@hedgehatchet3578]

Collin McLean Sword Sage?

[@CollinMcLean]

@@hedgehatchet3578 Who's that?

[@maskedrecruit4571]

I love that sword ping. Its sounds exactly like how every game or movie makes swords sound

[@lucaswallace7476]

Katana: I be best cutter! Wide boi: *I'm about to end this man's whole career* Edit: I did NOT mean to cut open an argument.

[@scratchy996]

European swords were blunt, heavy iron bars, while katanas easily could the machine gun barrels in ww2. Some samurai even cut the tank tracks. The only reason the Japanese lost the war is that katanas cut so well, some dude cut the atomic bombs and they exploded.

[@heretyk_1337]

If i may be an asshole. "Katana" alawas sounded pretty efemminate to me

[@lucaswallace7476]

@@scratchy996 *Is this some kind of joke i'm too nerd to understand?*

[@mateuszabramek7015]

@@scratchy996 I got it, they've cut wrong cable and boom.

[@jameshildebrand907]

Armor that was used to defend against katanas? Very thin pieces of wood. I think that summarizes katana cutting effectiveness quite well.

[@MagicalMaster]

You've got the whole, kid in the candy store vibe with this and it's adorable.

[@kazumayugami7035]

That thing is stupid sharp. I have blade crafting and usage experience of over a decade so I can tell by watching the swing beforehand the slow down that this particular sword is otherworldly sharp. Such exquisite craftsmanship.

[@FirstnameLastname-is2tu]

That tatami mat was like an anime villaine two seconds after the protagonist sheaths his sword.

[@ecthelionalfa]

When you chose Easy mode

[@Sarys385]

And still decide to use cheats

[@ren8436]

*EEEHH?! IZI MODO?!*

[@HUKIT.]

Kult Of Athena is like 15 minutes from me, very nice people as I can pick up items directly.

[@ProfessorXenoblade]

Just the sound it makes whenever there's a hit... is so satisfying

[@GabrielParungao]

finally, been waiting for a good and entertaining vid about the Principe or the Alexandria. not many out there. Keep at it, Skall!

[@MoneyMetalsMore]

Dude the sound it makes during these cuts is b-e-a-utiful

[@recluse5245]

Shall: So how easily do you want to cut? Sword: *Yes*

[@Zurgo-fl1kx]

HALLELUGIAH skallagrim is not sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends

[@Zurgo-fl1kx]

@Owen W Oh no...

[@koloth5139]

Hasn't he though? I mean everyone on KZbin has been. Makes you wonder how much they make off those microtransactions. They spend a lot on advertising.

[@thedeegeesaga]

I'm sad the game has a great core and sucky mtx

[@Mournforthelost96]

Who would win: 150 layers of hard, woven fiber Or 1 thick toi

[@anthonyhayes1267]

The shavy boi

[@LarsaXL]

Whyever did I stop watching this channel. He's hilarious and insightful.

[@Morbak546]

I love the sound this sword makes when it cuts

[@Csarci]

I love how excited Skall is over this weapons performance.

[@MrMrbrianbechtel]

The reason it cuts so well is that it can be thin and very sharp while still strong due to the front to back width of the blade. Its doesn't have a thickness that causes drag in the material. Look up competition cutter katana for the same idea

[@calithesloth5462]

You absolutely bamboozled me with that 0:16 i actually stopped and didn't skip

[@Memes-XD]

3:14 that cut was so clean that nothing even flew off of it. impressive :D

[@joachimlihn8905]

Skall: Get this thing Me: Yes, I would very much love to own this! Me: *Sees price* Me: *Cries in poor*

[@j.goodwin1659]

How original

[@DucisImperium]

@@j.goodwin1659 as original as your profile

[@ArnoId-Schwarzenegger]

@@j.goodwin1659 hOw OriGinAl

[@ArnoId-Schwarzenegger]

What's wrong with people saying this "original" things? People can type whatever they want

[@flodgey]

That's an ASMR sword

[@bordwithasword]

2:55 that was the smoothest slow mo footage i have ever seen. I didn’t even realise it went through the mat at first

[@letssee8397]

When a sword makes Skallagrim go crosseyed as if hit in the head at saying "Get this thing!- If you can afford it" you *know* its good.

[@danielbutler8103]

Who else was disappointed that he didn't use the chainsaw?

[@joserubenuriberusca1248]

That sword is awesome enough to totally forgot that

[@TehCookieLoop]

Not the people that browse r/whatcouldgowrong

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

It aint a chainsaw if it aint making two-stroke engine sounds and exhaust! 'Tis like people learned nothing from ye olde movies and FPS games!

[@MrMetonicus]

Skal: Listen to that adorable squirrel squeaking in the trees [Holds up sword] My 7 year old son : He's craaaaazy. [All wide eyed]

[@ottokarius9643]

One of the few people on KZbin, were Im willing to turn off my adblocker. :D

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

"I was distracted by a squirrel squeeki'g adorably in the tree over there" you look like the viking that would knock on a door asking if they could raid the house and maybe set fire to something

[@Daladari]

I've noticed a shift in tone and energy in these newer vids since the move. By comparison to older vids this seems almost rejuvenated. You've sold me on this sword. 👌

[@mikesands4681]

When he swung it on to his shoulder at the end I half expected him to say “ouch!”

[@wladff]

"How many swordgasms one can have in 6 minutes? Let's see!"

[@therealamerican99.76]

Wladimir Feldman. Apparently I have gungasems then. 😂

[@churchether]

He should have said "let's find out" in memory of our fallen brother Varg

[@JumboRadish]

It makes such a lovely noise when it cuts

[@raphlvlogs271]

That sword looks like a scaled up version of an Italian cinquedea.

[@thrownswordpommel7393]

Except this one's not for showing off, it actually works.

[@alextrill5829]

Dieciedea, if you will

[@fabiovarra3698]

not at all, complete different blade

[@GreatWightSpark]

I was thinking it looked like the weird dagger in Ezio's collection..

[@stanislaviliev6305]

Eyy, my Assassins Creed 2 *brother*hood

[@johnmorgan1629]

Skall's a lumberjack and he's ok, uses a sword, to chop, chop all day.

[@VaskosArt]

One of the rare occasions I wanted youtube to have a multiple like options! Man seriously great video you made me crave this blade and HEMA.

[@mennograafmans1595]

Damn. I keep loving your 'backyard'.

[@kasnitch]

an environment that the Skallagrim can finally flourish in .