The Language of Love

Welcome back to this week’s Therapy Crouch! Today Abbey and Peter are on the couch to talk about their respective ‘love languages’
If the terms ‘Words of Affirmation, Gift giving, Touch, Acts of Service, and Quality Time’ leave you feeling a bit confuddled then have no fear we have got you covered.
Abbey’s questionable math skills are also called into question after one of our dear listeners writes in to celebrate one of his wife’s recent achievements as well as what to do when your best friend wants to order dominoes for their wedding breakfast.
The nations favourite Agony Ab is also back in action and is helping you navigate just how to avoid giving someone in your friendship group mixed signals when it comes to your love language and also what to do when your in laws become a bit ‘too close for comfort’
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!!
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[@thetherapycrouch]

Hey guys! Thank you for listening and we hope you enjoyed this week's ep! Please can you support the podcast by voting for us in the listeners choice awards! It's free and easy to do, just follow this link ------> www.britishpodcastawards.com/voting Much love!! xx

[@JayneCumming-lb5vd]

Done ✔️ 👍

[@debbiegleeson155]

✔️ 👍

[@Shnipe1]

This ep was absolutely hilarious. The argument over “walking, baking and running” was too much XD

[@absta100]

You forgot riding 😂 bless ❤

[@davidoreilly3213]

My favourite part of this podcast is Ross's laugh after Ab said '1000 kilometers'

[@JaneKellie-ku3gn]

I Like Tuning Into This Podcast. Ab & Peter Are So Compatible ..A Perfect Match. The little arguments & different opinions expressed are what Ab Is talking About. Peter Crouch Is Funny.. Especially When He Laugh's When Ab Touches On Some Home Truths..A Perfect Match. Love It..You've Got My Vote...With Your Sharing Your Personal Crouch's At Home ..Is The Beginning of A Trend !.

[@louisestevenson1038]

I love when Ross starts laughing 😂😂i need to see him 😅we need some minge in here😂what a brill episode, I'm howling xx

[@killianstapleton9529]

Love waking up to these on a Tuesday 👌

[@jd1982]

I wouldn't mind waking up to her any day of the week

[@oliverchai7697]

4:50 have you got any chemistry 😂😂

[@user-ck5fk8js6b]

Its funny when you just hear Ross laugh 😂

[@thetherapycrouch]

He thinks so too! x

[@ailbhemaguire6020]

I know I wish we could see him, put a face to the name ha x

[@Kittycramps1236]

I started listening to you both by accident, and what a fabulous accident it was! You both make me absolutely Howl 😂I've had to explain myself on many occasions due to using headphones! Abbey your wit and humour is the best exemplary! Your accent is fab! Like mine from Hull terrible to the rest of the country 😭 I look forward to Tuesdays and a new podcast soooo much you really do cheer me up thank you....ps when I first started to watch on KZbin today (normally I listen on Spotify) truly thought you were talking into your hairdryers 😂

[@nicolacorless3175]

My favourite podcast ever ! You guys are so funny & Ross your laugh is infectious 😂it makes my day when I hear itv😂😂❤

[@frankhumbug]

Hello, a kilometre is 1000 metres, a mile is roughly 1608 metres. 5km is about 3 miles. Love you guys, love the pod.

[@stevib50]

Just ❤you two ...A match made in heaven.... extremely funny & natural xxx

[@thetherapycrouch]

Thanks!

[@j-larne]

Absolutely sensational episode, very very funny. ... "we need some minge in here"... ... "just give them a wank; oh, please to meet you"... Hilarious, you just can't write that stuff. Keep up the amazing work and I can't wait for the book.

[@garythurlby7341]

What a giggle…..you guys are awesome 😎 Watching from NZ

[@UK_Kate]

These podcasts always make my week, thank you guys ❤

[@Game4lifes]

This for me is the funniest episode watched them all. I'm at work in the hospital making the patients jump by laughing out loud 😂 All the best

[@lynnplayle3735]

I bet the laughs never stop in their house, lush couple, they make my Tuesdays 🩷💙 xxx

[@angieguest8903]

Belly laughed again this episode..pete "dont get upset babe about the baking lie" 🤣 abbey explaining the 'Mile'🤣 great stuff ...like I said in previous video I cannot wait to see abbeys new series ..so excited for this ..best wishes you two 💕👍

[@showtime207]

I’ve got that golf shirt crouchy. When I bought it I had second thoughts on if it looked good. Now I’ve never been confident in my life I made the right decision buying it 😎⛳️

[@marymagerr6488]

Loving the pods 🎉🎉 binge watching has got me through a rotten flu thanks for the laughs guys

[@chanelfitzgerald]

Haven't stopped laughing this episode was brilliant!

[@thetherapycrouch]

Thanks! x

[@tinastock5212]

Omg what a good way to unwind after looking after my great grandson of two and half yrs I just love you two , Abbey sorry but you did make me laugh 1 mile = 1000km I drive to spain every year and I'm sure you would want to walk that 😂😂😂thank you both for making an old girl happy xx

[@thetherapycrouch]

She walks 20 miles a day too! x

[@Bessie66]

Wouldn’t mind shopping at that charity shop when abbey has donated her goods - there would be some good bargains 😂

[@firminofire9895]

Peter was my favourite player at Liverpool and every team you played for was my second team, and abbey is the only girl on tv I ever thought was attractive so this is a win win. You two are class! 😊

[@JoeyTamburello]

Love watching these on a Tuesday morning! Watch the film on Prime over the weekend and Abbey’s reaction to the robot is fab ❤ Xxx

[@user-hj6qh9vb2z]

Absolutely love watching you both every week. Start my Tuesdays off laughing 👍 x

[@susanlaffan6934]

Love the Sonia Sullivan reference 🇮🇪🇮🇪🙌🙌

[@lauramchugh2454]

Love watching this getting ready every Tuesday 🙌

[@Shmokey01]

"6'2", basic!" Cut me in my soul

[@annettebanham4205]

Best way to start a Tuesday, thanks guys x

[@zxr-cade2026]

Hello Pete and Abbey I’ve just recently started watching your podcast and I’m absolutely loving it your such a great couple and very honest, keep it up your fantastic 🥰👍🏻

[@Thm90.]

So Pete has a phone voice …what was that 😅😅😅

[@angelaboschetto9106]

Just love watching u 2. So normal in your daily life. Being both famous and wealthy you just are normal.

[@sueburns6984]

You two are so funny and are just great together! I look forward to watching you every week, Just wish you were on longer ☹....My vote is in by the way 🥇😊

[@simmyb3457]

gotta love this channel

[@alistairmcardle1435]

great epsode guys, vote done, good luck with the awards!!!!

[@matthewflackett4227]

Brilliant 👏 😂

[@kevinaldridge]

Logistical! 😂 Abby is the gift that keeps on giving. 😂🤣

[@kellychilton3044]

Just voted. Loved listening to these podcasts over the last couple of weeks

[@stevenmccarthy5119]

The funniest thing I’ve listened to 😂😂

[@karent9887]

Great episode so funny

[@victoriatoleman1509]

Great episode as always - just voted !! Good luck ❤

[@janacanipel2870]

1 mile = 1000km 😂 deffo something I would say 😆 Love it!

[@alanahorrigan9161]

This episode was hilarious, voted for you guys you deserve to win. You are so relatable. I cant believe the gross agony ab today made me feel sick 🤢. There are some proper mingers in this world. 😂😂😂😂

[@007kash007]

At least get your research guys to actually look up what the 5 love languages are. Basically the theory is every person likes to receive love in different ways. And individually we tend to express our love how we'd want it expressed to us. So one guy might like words of affirmation and compliments. So he compliments his girl because he thinks that's him expressing his love. But her love language is quality time. She doenst need lots of compliments but needs him to spend time with him, without distraction. The gifts one - this person likes the little thoughtful gifts. They appreciate the other person is busy and out of their time they thought of me. They love the spontaneous choccies or movie tickets.

[@susanbrowne5544]

You are both so funny ❤

[@sorrellwilliams4014]

So so funny. 😂❤

[@JayneCumming-lb5vd]

Another hilarious episode. I'm afraid I'm a bit like Abbey with my distance measuring. As a leisure runner it's got me in to trouble a few times when I got my miles and km mixed up 😮😂😂

[@thetherapycrouch]

No judgement here! x

[@JB-ki2vd]

Abbey your hair is looking great definately notice a difference, are you finding the ferritin supplement is helping? Have you had your levels retested and what ferritin supplement are you using!!

[@nicolacorless3175]

Vote done 🥇

[@debbiegleeson155]

We purchased a new patio parasol, have used it once and it has rained ever since 😪

[@clairerachel6381]

Hilarious 😂

[@CANOES-in3do]

Lovely shirt Pete, what the bet😂😂

[@thetherapycrouch]

That is just casual Tuesday lounge wear for the big man!

[@lindahodgson6720]

Fab episode as ever , just be careful revealing personal details ..location where you walk etc Sadly the world is not always as lovely as you guys are, stay safe xx

[@davidbrook8045]

Are you guys sponsored by HSBC? Your cushions have the Hexagon logo they use. Love the show

[@stillolivia2230]

Also take the mya briggs personality test that one is SUPER interesting.

[@mrmrmarcus6969]

Abbey: I'm not one of those woke freaks That's why we like you.

[@desireevenghaus429]

Walking baking runner😂 You’re hilarious. I should not listen to you guys in the gym. People looking at me lol 😅

[@charmainerooney9430]

No phone no SM just go to work & be more calm .... just like the good old days . I would love that again too 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@kevinaldridge]

I think Peter has spoken for most men listening. We are definitely up for more minge on the show. 😁😂

[@lucyfranklin.]

They really missed the point in what love launguage is 🤣🤣

[@lsdzig]

Pete come on 5k isn't 4.5 mile lol, it's around 3.2.

[@mocoyle12345]

Can’t find the link to vote?

[@thetherapycrouch]

Pinned in comments!

[@absta100]

Come on Pete stop making excuses for your long limbs … take some creatin 💪🏼 love you Abi from another Abi down the road in Surrey 🎉 stay present then you won’t lose it hopefully 😂 1.6 kilometres to 1 mile. 5k = 3.1 mile. 😂😂😂 some grimness in this especially the toe nails 😂

[@susanlaffan6934]

Funniest episode

[@MultiGreatescape]

Can you put the vote link on here?

[@thetherapycrouch]

Pinned in comments! Thanks!

[@tonydougherty6222]

Pete 😅😅😅😅

[@leannespence4037]

5k.... 3.1mile

[@stevencopp3354]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Brilliant, please D0NT ST0P FILMING THESE VL0GS.

[@thetherapycrouch]

We won't!

[@Kittycramps1236]

I've voted 😊if you don't win there's something seriously wrong with people 😂

[@steerj07]

God that distance KM/Miles chat was painful to listen to 😂

[@davidryan2004]

Hey guys love watching yer podcast,your guaranteed a laugh watching ye both,I think when Pete complemented Abbey she should just accept it and not complain it's the wrong time to complement her , women can be so difficult sometimes,

[@Dixie345]

Really enjoy these podcasts...I have to say Abby sounded like she didn't have an issue with the mom putting cream on the arse of her 30 year old son.. like she would do it to her son's 😂😱🙈🙉🙊🤣🤣🤣

[@geraldinemckeown283]

How do you know your walking 20 miles a day 😂

[@lozg9]

3.2 miles is 5k ha

[@djm-photography]

As a wedding photographer the ceremony is the most boring part and hurts your arms like hell

[@sjaakbral83]

I want to know where Pete got his shirt from. I want one too

[@sjaakbral83]

@@firetv2169 yeah I forgot about our budgetary differences

[@GavinCee]

It's from Matalan.

[@sjaakbral83]

@@GavinCee can't find it but thanks for the tip

[@Bessie66]

APOLOGIES - PODCAST AWARDS - I’ve just voted for you and “declined” any marketing details to be sent - unfortunately due to this my vote hasn’t been submitted as it won’t allow me to.

[@paulcollins5528]

Jesus 1.6 km is a mile my god that was painful

[@frankmcloughlin7076]

Yeah, slightly exposed themselves there....

[@firminofire9895]

Who’s on the couch with Peter!? Juney off only fools and horses!? Fasten that button Abbey!! 😀

[@KathleenOneil-wu3xk]

I have found some of your comments don’t really address the issue when the guy called in about the golfing comments you just laid into him about being a jerk Pete you could’ve said yes she say that kind of stuff no we don’t say that kind of stuff and maybe he’s just the group he golfs with you also have a little problem with your metrics there are different for length metrics and litter neck trouble with your metric system. They are different names for measuring length and there’s a different names for measuring liquid and you seem to have gotten them confused a wedding breakfast is when you have your wedding in the morning some people times people cannot afford to have a dinner reception.