The Lawyer - It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[@TeamSukiyo]

For quotes: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4O4m3ljgbCYi6s Charlie: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6SXqnWqrZh-hKM Dee: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2K2i4CZmtmjq8U Dennis: kzbin.info/www/bejne/j2e1qX94btife68 Frank: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5C0o418orh5fpo Mac: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mZDIZYioqd2smcU Dee Is A Bird: kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2TQlmhonpqaia8 Country Mac: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJfTnIehfbKbm6c Roxy: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2i5iaadirqjmsk Title Cards: kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnupcoxnjammoMU Seconds: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXeniYiwaqtjqMk Final Moments: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipDXlYKfaKaYba8

[@Subpar1O1]

Dee's mom calling her a mistake when she and Dennis were twins is one of the funniest lines in the show imo.

[@26b]

lmao she completely disregarded 'disappointment'

[@theeternalnow6506]

It was, but Devito also tears it up lol. He's absolutely losing his mind lmao@Tonysopranoyafinook

[@Subpar1O1]

​@Tonysopranoyafinookhis "naaah" when Dee says they're twins like that fact can be disputed is so funny

[@alexludavertigo6926]

6:47

[@transgenderbasketballplayer]

​@Tonysopranoyafinook Who knew when the lawyer said he was greasin the union...

[@eradicatedpulse6896]

“I feel like I made myself perfectly redundant.” “Yes you have.” Lmao

[@Namitho19]

I'm lost....

[@thestaubmob6877]

Redundant means not useful or needed

[@antipathics]

Redundant means beung unnecessary repetitive to the point of losing usefulness

[@maosephxingstalinping6510]

​@@thestaubmob6877You got the joke

[@cshimp10]

"You are aware that there are other lawyers in Philadelphia?" That line has always killed me.

[@maxwellekleberry9629]

Yeah but he doesn’t charge

[@ninjaguyYT]

He does, but he just doesn't get paid.

[@jaybone2321]

I don’t think they do. Other than Lawyer, their legal defense is Charlie Kelly-Bird Law, Judge/Bailiff Ronald McDonald, and Uncle Jack, Attorney with Normal Sized Man Hands.

[@fonzieskatesurf]

666 likes somebody Let's Go!!! 🤘🏾

[@NotSoBryt]

@@jaybone2321I’d like to dispute the so called normal sized hands 🧐

[@TheAndrewj96]

My personal favorite side character in the show. He’s the perfect foil for the Gang’s pure insanity.

[@sjpsjpsjp3]

Agreed. It's a shame he hasn't been in the show in the last 3 seasons.

[@benriffle104]

I think the gang officially ruined the lawyer in the McPoyle court case episode.

[@drobinson-uo7ic]

This actor also interviewed Zach Galifianakis on his Purple Onion DVD

[@gwengoodrich]

It’s thematically perfect that the Gang, who act as if society has no rules, go up against the Lawyer, literally a keeper of society’s rules

[@roldanelvis2449]

He is a outstanding 👏 character! The lawyer rocks 🪨 🎸

[@byzel]

"I am challenging you to a duel!" "I accept."

[@luketheepicpersonwholikest3556]

Yugioh XD

[@rexalivera5058]

“I’ll pencil you in for high-noon tomorrow”

[@Winteramen]

...and I'll take that advice into co-operation

[@jamie8032]

"yeah i'll indulge this idiot, it'll keep him off my back" sort of thinking XD

[@ninjaguyYT]

They stole that from the Simpsons, from the Glove Slap episode.

[@DogNexus]

This man needs his own podcast episode as the greatest recurring nemesis for The Gang. The lawyer’s slow unraveling as he keeps interacting with The Gang is great.

[@sting6ph]

Brian Unger will be there :)

[@samanthaslaughter1209]

@@sting6ph😅u x😮

[@justins1034]

His interviews on the young turks are pretty damn cringe. Great character on the show, but eww, just eww

[@alonsoarana5307]

​@@justins1034TYT is cringe tho

[@JosephWallace-xo8sg]

Nah, cricket is. One of the most depraved people on a sitcom.

[@hashslingingslasher666]

“I do charge..you don’t pay”

[@lividteam6510]

The Lawyer: “They’re pretty simple, the forms are all standard boilerplate.” Charlie: “Okay well, we’re all hungry, we’re gonna get to our hot plate soon enough”

[@The_ZeroLine]

That’s the best line.

[@AC-hj9tv]

Quoting lines. How original

[@Youngsapien530]

​@@AC-hj9tv god you sound insufferable. "How original" - dweeb

[@kelleygreengrass]

​@@AC-hj9tvbeing an AH on the internet. How original.

[@AC-hj9tv]

@@kelleygreengrass touch grass

[@carlosalmaguer1550]

Every episode he appears in he becomes more unhinged it's great

[@pauldraper1736]

The Cricket effect

[@primitivechef8009]

The crew radiates his chaos aura​@@pauldraper1736

[@bladeeshotgf5500]

“Your honour, you’ve got a man speaking to a bird and yet you refuse to rule on me having to pay alimony to this cat” 🤣🤣

[@DogNexus]

That’s one of my absolute favorite lines of the entire series. Howerton delivers such ab absurd line so matter of factly, and makes it work.

[@Despond]

The way he delivers and looks when says: "Are those fake hands?" is so brilliant.

[@bon2yan88]

everlong

[@keywanewoolford9218]

What about his reaction when dee said the stripper was the payment just his body language

[@K37-h1z]

Now you may have remembered me as a man with small hands. You thought oh he has small hands. What you remembered was wrong. Big masculine hands. My hands tell a story, my right one....

[@rpstephans]

"When I heard you were getting divorced, I felt compelled to involve myself" LOL

[@har-vwf7729]

Man, the lawyer is the best antagonist in this show.

[@TeamSukiyo]

Protagonist

[@MrJaguarDesert]

the gang are the antagonists aren't they? haha

[@har-vwf7729]

@@MrJaguarDesert not in their point of view.

[@Nobodyimportant85]

The term for the Lawyer is "Hero Antagonist"

[@Nobodyimportant85]

(Other Hero Antagonists include Hal from "Thelma & Louise", MacDuff in "MacBeth", and Inspector Zenigata in "Lupin III")

[@DucksAndDucks]

"the old fashioned way: with doors, and feet, and walking" one of the best lines from the series

[@Winteramen]

It's extremely factual

[@nikkireid825]

I like how he resisted stooping to their level but the more time he spent trying to get revenge he ends up losing an eye. He’s slowing becoming like cricket and getting destroyed by the gang. It’s funny because unlike cricket if he just kept his distance he would have been okay.

[@aaronthompson3454]

honestly...i feel like the gang is like Mercury or Asbestos...ok in small doses but any like term exposure and it kills u

[@maosama3695]

He's like reverse cricket , he wants to get involved with them so he could ruin their lives as much as possible but in turn he's becoming more and more like the gang.

[@jpd466]

Aaron Thompson I feel like it’s a “picture of Dorian grey” situation. Where the gang is unharmed by their shenanigans, but all their bad actions are seen in Cricket and others.

[@AxleTrade]

He already had a massive win for the kitten mittens but he just got caught in the absurdity of the gang’s bullcrap and could never be free because of the grudge he refuses to let go of. It’s a perfect Kafka-esque nightmare for him.

[@devinplayseverything3764]

if cricket had kept his distance it would have also been okay. the last sentence makes no sense.

[@AColonDashSix]

I like how this Lawyer that went to Harvard is totally unprepared and incapable of actually dealing with 5 complete idiot sociopaths

[@octavianschaefer7294]

I feel like no amount of preparation could ever save you from these people tbh

[@agentcooper194]

@@octavianschaefer7294 No contest, Charlie is probably the most dangerous

[@DatzMagic_82]

Ironically he's the most prepared and handles them better than anyone else 😂

[@Winteramen]

@@agentcooper194 when you have a tenuous grasp of (the English) language, you become quite unpredictable...a bit of a "wildcard," if you will.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

@@octavianschaefer7294 sure there is, just not preperation in law, unless you count police and FBI training.

[@andrewfalconer8599]

I love how the Lawyer goes from wanting nothing to do with them to actively sabatoging them at every possible turn.

[@123simenHP]

He is the most boring and normal person in the whole Sunny universe and he still manages to be the funniest and coolest character in the whole show. I can't even explain why, it's just something about him.

[@Robert___98]

He’s just constantly done with their shit that’s why.

[@lateralshiftmusic]

its his hands

[@Warthog.edu.]

​@@lateralshiftmusic The type of hands that tell a story

[@rossbooth4635]

He's a great deadpan comedian. He was actually on The Daily Show pre-Jon Stewart.

[@Frustrasted]

Well deserved Confidence?

[@LachlanFountain]

the funniest thing is this talented lawyer tried so many times to destroy them and he never managed to bring them to their knees

[@TekatoViews]

I love how he isn’t even a nemesis… he’s just wants to stop the gang in any way he can from exploiting other people

[@dxcSOUL]

He becomes pretty vindictive tho

[@volundrfrey896]

Not really, at the start he just wanted to get away from them. Failing that he wanted to get revenge on them.

[@LoudaroundLincoln]

​@dxcSOUL I think anybody would. After my 2nd dealing with the gang I would of asked the Kosovan lads at the end of my Street to help me do a Casino ending on the gang. Big field, big hole, half a dozen metal bats etc.

[@Namitho19]

At first yeah, but after the kitten mittons episode he become obsessed with them, how a family who lost their house was able to pay a Harvard graduated lawyer? Well they didn't, the lawyer look for them and didnt charged them for the service just to screw the gang, as he did with mareen and Dennis divorce

[@PALACIO254]

​@@LoudaroundLincoln do you think that would honestly stop them? They're roachs dude

[@MatthiasProspero]

Brian Unger with a master class in deadpan. Brings so much comedic depth and gravitas to every scene. Legend.

[@reynaolvera7526]

Love him.

[@connorchurch3518]

“And I’ll take that advice into cooperation”

[@cleverusername9369]

I would advise that you do

[@mubangamubanga2626]

“IM PAYING ALIMONY TO A GODDAMN CAT!”💀

[@K37-h1z]

"Just gonna see if he can pop it on the docket real quick" I love how casually dennis says that

[@julesmoore3904]

I love how his patience gets thinner and thinner as the show goes on lol

[@alexshank1414]

Charlie:”I’m also gonna need a patent for the Kitten Mittens.” Lawyer:”I’m sure you do. I was just gonna ask you ‘Hey? Need Kitten Mitten patents?’” Love that exchange.

[@jaybone2321]

“Don’t worry, because wherever you are, I’ll find ya” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

His little gun sign with his hand kills me everytime 😂😂😂

[@jakedasnake9021]

This dude is a great actor and hilarious lol. Can't believe he's not in more shows/movies

[@bobjohnson1633]

He's on retainer for sunny

[@wisewisdomtooth]

He was in reno 911 for a skit, pretty unhinged scene lol it was great

[@jakedasnake9021]

@@wisewisdomtooth Reading Ron lol

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

Plot twist: he’s not an actor, he’s an actual lawyer… and he’s Jewish

[@phrophannus]

"I am sure you do, i was gonna ask, need kitten mittens patent or something" that line always cracks me up, the lawyer is my favorite side character.

[@jfrsnjhnsn]

“The Lawyer” always delivers. I’m always happy to see him.

[@IAmProbablyWrong]

The lawyer is a great actor. Look at 3:20 when Frank insults his tie, he subtly touches it while speaking confidently about the family's legal rights. It shows that he's affected by the gang but trying not to let it rattle him.

[@juansantos-lq2kz]

I hear he’s weak on Bird Law.

[@henkdetenk3480]

But then again, bird law isn't governed by reason

[@cleverusername9369]

Uh.... filibuster

[@Loctorak]

I can't blame him, you know. Real estate-wise, some matters are very complex.

[@Youtubecensormydick]

Birds aren't real, Birdlaw doesn't apply

[@Tommy-gu6yb]

the scene of them screaming at their mom through the lawyer is one of my favoruite scenes in TV history

[@jlop6822]

TELL THAT BITCH IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[@DaWanderer]

I never noticed that at 8:42 frank finally says something nice to the lawyer when he compliments the tie. Earlier in the season Frank tells the lawyer, "I hate your tie".

[@monkmoto1887]

He also calls him a gew lawyer twice, which as everyone knows, they’re the best lawyers

[@Pete_Finch]

The dueling scene gets me every time

[@jacobrojas8156]

💀

[@jacksonmoeller8350]

“I feel like I have made myself perfectly redundant” “Yes you have”

[@hauntedpredator]

"Thanks for the house, dude."

[@JK-oy8kq]

Funniest recurring character of the whole series, his delivery is always priceless

[@brandtcarroll9316]

"I'm gonna pencil you in for High Noon tomorrow" 😂

[@mcride9773]

I love how he agreed to the duel and didnt even know what it was lmao

[@RegularSizeRick]

I accept

[@THEEGGMANwooooo]

A challenge of a duel is always pistols.

[@BorisNdaHouse]

@@THEEGGMANwooooopistol sword or fist, choice of the person who has been challenged

[@connorchurch3518]

One of the funniest supporting characters in television history 😂

[@ivanpn6206]

Imagine the lawyer coming back with an eyepatch.

[@TeamSukiyo]

Imagine the lawyer coming back.

[@blump5080]

That first scene is one of my favourites in the whole show. Incredible performance from Brian Unger

[@octavianschaefer7294]

“Ah it’s nice to see you again Mr. Reynolds, I see that you’re still just…. Terrible.”

[@davidlarry780]

*Horrible

[@OldeScrumpy]

The lawyer has been the only character to effectively weaponize the gang's chaos and use it against them

[@ImScaroused]

Yeah he beat them at their own game multiple times. He just made the mistake of overexposing himself

[@BlackManta_777]

I like how the storytelling on IASIP mimics the main character's sociopathy. There are these recurring characters -- the Waitress, the Lawyer -- who cross paths with the gang multiple times but they never bother to learn their names because they are important only as placeholders in the gang's own self-involved schemes (Charlie probably knows the Waitress's name, but that's beside the point)

[@DrunkenCoward1]

I like to think Charlie has only read her name once. So, he technically knows it, but he misread it, so he does not know it.

[@kevinwillems8720]

Honestly it's funny, the lawyer is a decent dude, maybe a little smug but he's on the side of justice. And his smugness is understandable when dealing with the sunny crew.

[@tylerlynch2849]

The lawyer has mad charisma

[@chuck7190]

4:50. Charlie's entire outfit. The too short brown and lime green tie, the slightly yellowed short sleeved shirt, the khakis, the hair. I can't....I just can't, it's too much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@strangerinthealps5874]

I love how they directly, indirectly, systematically and inadvertently ruin his life. LOL! Awesome video! Wish we had one for Uncle Jack!

[@freddew]

Honey and vinegar? Jesus christ.. I'll get on it. This guy

[@KatBaumgarten]

I love the lawyer, that actor killed it

[@ImTheMan0fSteel]

SHES TAKING IT INTO THE GRAVE! best part.

[@MADKapo]

We need Punished Lawyer in a future episode, with a cool eyepatch.

[@mercury2157]

Punished "Venom" Lawyer: A Jewish Man Denied His Marriage

[@Dennis_Reynolds]

I really hope they bring him back one more time

[@alexwoodward3144]

The only side character on the show who manages to not have his life completely ruined by the gang

[@TeamSukiyo]

_well…_

[@apexpredator6960]

@@TeamSukiyo Wait what happens to him? I know he lost an eye but besides that what else?

[@TeamSukiyo]

@@apexpredator6960 Just listen to his speech when the wild tics kick in and then his violent reaction when the case is dismissed

[@angelface9548]

nah they ruined his life not as bad as some other side characters but in this video he says they ruined his first marriage and the second hanging by a thread. he’s trying so hard to be vindictive towards them but it’s only making him crazy

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Just wait for next season. They might pull something. Having a one eyed lawyer doesn’t look good to a jury. And if you’ve heard of Paddy’s Pub or any of its members and this case, I wouldn’t hire him out of the slight possibility it attracts them into my case somehow. He’s been scarred after so many lucky breaks, it can only go downhill from there. Look at The Waitress. *Look* at her.

[@GohanDaGucci]

This lawyer guy is such a Jabroni. Lets say he and Charlie go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Then in a hillarious twist the lawyer wins.

[@Loctorak]

Hold on, dude, I gotta stop you there because you keep saying this word "jabroni" and it. Is. AWESOME.

[@JarPanda]

Ironic considering by the end he fought an actual bird and lost an eye. Total jabroni.

[@benschiemer]

I love that the door inexplicably repairs itself just to be destroyed again

[@bellroad100]

I think it should be a requirement that The Lawyer be in at least one episode per season. Preferably two. He is my absolute favorite reoccurring character. His reactions to the gang’s insanity are always just priceless!

[@christianbraun8290]

My favorite part in the first clip is how he goes “I know how hard this can be” as if Dennis is the only one that’s normal in the family, that is just completely ruined in less than two seconds

[@PhilippeCarphin]

@10:57 I love that Glenn couldn't keep a straight face during that introduction. On paper the exchange is only mildly funny "He says 'the pleasure is all mine' before the other guy says 'it's a pleasure to meet you'" but the delivery is so good!

[@franciscozurbaran]

his reaction when Dee says "thats what the hooker was for" is priceless.

[@discokakula1092]

Many “forknights”

[@vote4carp]

The music transition from the first scene to the second was PERFECT. Well done. 😂

[@fnrakie]

i love how they still have to break the front door down even though they’ve already entered inside lmao

[@ballaholic458]

I love that right before Charlie walks in the laywer's office to challenge him to the duel, he is on the phone learning about Honey and Vinegar

[@mauriciohernandez116]

The whole him being Jewish was a uppercut of laughter out of left field and I hope they keep it.

[@HereonTubeYou]

That face and noise at 5:32 is what makes the lawyer great

[@BigBallerDuck]

It’s the funny that the only character who could serve as a straight man archetype witnessing the gangs madness is an antagonist

[@friedriceman]

I’m actually surprised that the gang doesn’t get visited by this lawyer every other episode 😂

[@demas5334]

The cow has episodes?

[@no_rust_4950]

Mac aggressively eating the documents as the gang cheers him on is so fucking funny

[@nacho5HD]

this shyster lawyer!!!

[@jefesteel]

"I do charge, you don't pay" - the Lawyer.

[@jwhite1559]

The duel scene is epic!

[@EmilyHartley25989]

The Lawyer in the coolest amongst many great characters

[@cananary]

“actually they’re pretty simple, all standard boilerplate” “okay well we’re all hungry we’ll get to our hot plates soon enough” “it seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the english language in general” 🤣

[@M3NPVP]

Thank you so much for this

[@roguesample]

Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general - the lawyer speaks to Charlie for a minute and deduces he’s illiterate 🤣

[@rcash9131]

Considering he misused multiple words in a very short time 😂

[@Winteramen]

"Then I'll just regress because I feel like I've made myself perfectly redundant."

[@mlpfanboy1701]

@@Winteramen ironically that made too much sense even by accident.

[@SPG0890]

😊​@@Winteramen

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

Filibuster

[@Jason15Cooke]

Harvard Lawyer vs 5 Alcoholic Narcacissts.

[@Littlevillager2004]

😂😂😂 what makes charlie a narcissist😂

[@SmartStart24]

“Honey and vinegar?? Ok… Jesus Christ” 😂😂😂 that part kills me.

[@thomasw.5344]

Great compilation, well done editing

[@Biohazard1999]

"Then I'll just regress becasue I made myself perfectly redundant" is a line I used more times than I'd like to admit 😂

[@HKNative217]

"He seems to be breathing on his own, that happens sometimes" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@ymmij388]

"Any respect you feel from me is a mistake on your part." If only it were appropriate to be honest in real life.

[@SéaFid]

Well it's not and may get you killed, literally.

[@meh7348]

It is perfectly acceptable, most people just think being honest gives them an excuse to be a rude dick about whatever they are gonna say, which it doesn't.

[@Loctorak]

​@@meh7348yeah and they have no tact so they see performances like this and think "im gonna do that and I'll look cool as well" while missing the critical context that the character is being mean like that because he's talking to - quote frankly- domestic terrorists who constantly harass and insult him and also owe him money for prior services so it's not only entirely fair for him to be rude like that but in the context of the show it's cathartic- the characters in the gang had it coming, it's part of what makes the show funny. But then they go out and say something at that level of aggression and toxicity to like... everyone they speak to with no discretion whatsoever, then they wonder why no one thought the new schtick was cool and no one's talking to them. 🤦

[@V45hTh3Stamp3d3]

"Thanks for the house dude..." *forces the fist bump* 😂😂😂

[@sorrymommy8190]

The shear CONFIDENCE when Charlie immediately steps in and goes "Its not bull-bird, Frank. He's making a few good points." Kills me every time.

[@reademandweep4402]

frank doing a bump amidst the chaos 😂😂😂

[@alimbaloch657]

For all the time i thought dennis understand the procedure and then in the end he said “thanks for the house dude” 😂

[@jackhamilton9604]

I love that the Lawyer was more angry at the verdict than the McPoyle family was

[@mr.nobody8941]

14:12 "OH, ABSOLUTELY!!" The unbridled joy in that delivery kills me every time LMAO 🤣🤣

[@lakitu21]

3:28 macs laughing

[@Durzel]

Rob farted lol. Look at Glenn’s reaction.

[@xXMilk__DrinkerXx]

And at 11:01 lol

[@brianmcdermott281]

@@DurzelI never noticed this you can literally hear it😂

[@johnsawyer273]

After years of one-upping the gang, the Lawyer is finally and decisively defeated by them in a court of law. He was an awesome foil but when you go looking for trouble with 5 complete psychopaths you might as well dig your own grave (for your eye)

[@Midnight_Freefall]

The Lawyer is a seriously underrated character in this show. Just fantastic.

[@philesq9595]

Let's say you learned your lesson...I learned a little lesson...

[@rogermayes3745]

"eh?"

[@gumbymofugga]

Didn't play on staying the whole 20 minutes but this guy is just too amazing

[@deadjuice1880]

This video might be the perfect one to introduce to friends and family who never watched the show. If they don't like it from the start, forget it. If they are still watching to the end, they get it.

[@jameshaggerty8348]

“I had to get paid by you people somehow.”

[@rogermayes3745]

I DO charge. You don't pay!!

[@Glasstable2011]

Gruff voice: “Whady’a mean, *you people*?”

[@Glasstable2011]

Gruff voice: “Whady’a mean, *you people*?”

[@Cpt.Croissant]

He got his eye pecked out by a bird, and didn't go to the E.R. Instead he stayed for court

[@FailMorePlz]

thank you so much. this was so much fun to watch.

[@zachtooill]

We’re lawyers!

[@atomaraffe]

16:10 Lmao 😂 „Are those fake hands?“