The Lazy Players Guide to 99 Cooking

[@SCFick318]

I was expecting this to be basically be a guide on how to make wine

[@japa0820]

HEY GUYS! Quick update, i've follow this path and i got 99 cooking in 3 days. AS OF TODAY: SWORDFISH WON'T GIVE YOU MONEY. SO BETTER GO WITH MONKFISH INSTEAD. GET 100% HOSIDIOUS FAVOR, IT WILL DECREASE THE BURNING LEVEL SO YOU CAN START SHARKS AT 85 WITH A BURNT RATE OF 7-8%. Thanks for the guide and for the information.

[@jcw231]

....or .....do the hosidious favor and cook anglers from 93 to 99 like everyone else and save a few days off the grind.

[@SSunbros]

the last few days people have been messing with the prices of them so it's a bit ify, but I imagine for most it should be fine

[@extrashifty578]

i know this is a lazy guide but at how fast cooking gets at 94 you could just 1 tick karambwan till 99 in 5 hours its very profitable too, well its what im doing

[@Kurafox_]

ill give u my lazy players guide grapes -> jug of water

[@RatorSF]

Try to cook sharks in Hosidius kitchen at lvl 80 (with cooking gloves of course). You will be really suprised about how few you burn. I started with sharks as soon as I hit 80, and burned less than 150 to lvl 99.

[@LoopyAnh]

I remember as a kid getting my cooking to 53 for heroes quest and needing ti individually click each food on the range. Was a week of solid fishing/cooking, because I never did the skill before. Became one of my fav skills

[@p51mustang24]

My guide: At Hosedius range always cook your highest level fish. At rogues den, switch to a new fish 5 levels after you unlock it. Burning ~2-3 fish per inv does not effect xp too much in most cases.

[@Joeys1205]

Got my first 99 thanks to this video!

[@ravercorum20]

With the addition of the Hosedius cooking range, its decreased burn rates stacks with the gloves meaning that you can achieve faster training methods sooner and this will decrease the overall time spent on the skill whilst also being just as lazy.

[@p51mustang24]

WITH Hosedius cooking range you should just move to a new fish right away when it's unlocked. burning 2-3 per inv is fine, unless comparing Swordies (140xp) to monks (150xp). Even at rogues den I recommend switching to sharks somewhere around 85-89.

[@Robin-fn3tw]

Even lazier: use the range at MYth's guild. Can be clicked on to immediately start cooking from in bank and range has a bit lesser burnrate than a fire

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

This is incorrect. The myths guild range DOES NOT have a lesser burn rate. The only range in the game which offers a lesser burn rate is the Hosidius Kitchen. Additionally, the Myths Guild range and the fire in the Rogues Den both offer a banking and cook speed of 120 ticks for a full inventory. Source: oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Pay-to-play_Cooking_training

[@kevinlaprade85]

Eh nah, you will stop burning monkfish at lvl 92 on a fire, but at lvl 90 on any normal range.... Go look at the burning/rate on the wiki

[@kevinlaprade85]

@@AsukaYenOSRS ^^

[@kalkkar]

Yeh screw wines is BBQ time

[@Overload32]

Thank you for this! A tad quicker and a little more mobile friendly.

[@bobbyrosken]

If my dad didn’t beat me every time I said something positive to another male I’d tell you that I really appreciate this video and the info you provide. Please help

[@bobbyrosken]

He makes sure to let the buckle of the belt graze my cheek every time. I don’t know why anybody at a store or church hasn’t called the cops. I wish god was real so he could protect me but god died in my eyes. Fuck you dad

[@dakodaarmstrong5]

If you want to cook shark earlier get 100% hosidius favor and use their cooking range with gloves i started there at 82 cooking shark and to 94 only burnt 9 shark total

[@FlowBerni]

xD how did you do that I cooked from 82 till 90 for the varrock diary and burnt 800/13.500 sharks..

[@dakodaarmstrong5]

FlowBerni get the cooking gloves and get 100 Hosidius favor and cook at their range you won’t burnt shit

[@bl4cksh4dow159]

I burn at 84 coocking 3 sharks/28

[@uziXwraith]

cooking gauntlets are weaker if you give dimentinias the 50k... also they don't seem to matter with karambwans? I always burn 2 per inventory with 90 cooking!

[@acdc1700]

ay mate, love these guides so far. The whole reason i got back into osrs was because i could be a lazy bum and play so it's nice to kind a kindred spirit. keep it up!

[@dannykenna2823]

yeah just watching for the content, 99 cooking already

[@retiredretrocollector2907]

I thought the same thing haha #CookSquad

[@JassZoigel]

This may be against tos

[@nerdy_crawfish]

I do cannonballs when I don't want to or can't pay enough attention to the game to use a better method. I find it's the least distracting afk method because it's so consistent. So it's less cannonballs vs something else and more cannonballs vs being logged out of OSRS.

[@70percentAdvertising]

This was my what I did for my 2nd and 3rd bond. As a f2p player about 3 and a half years ago lol...I would cook lobster/swordfish and even anchovie pizzas (*_*). Usually did this in a pk world and sold for extra in edgeville. Now with pvp worlds you just gotta go to pk hotspots away from G.E.

[@dontwastemytime172]

Literally helped me get 99 cooking gratz

[@denke91tomi]

Somewhat lazy place #2 is the range on the first floor in the Myths guild... right next to a bank, but that is a range... I know DS2 has a lot of requirements, but that is a range! but regardsless, great video man! Keep it up! :)

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

The myths guid range and rogues den fore actually offer the same rate. 120 ticks for a full inventory, assuming you’re tick perfect in both places.

[@denke91tomi]

@@AsukaYenOSRS if I am correct, burn rates will be better on a range... the best is the one in Hosidius, but there you must run between it and the bank - for F2P I think to Lumbridge castle one with the Cook is the best for burn rate, closest is Al-kharid I guess

[@JMRabil675]

Actually no, considering the rogues den banker guy walks around, making you lose some ticks

[@denke91tomi]

@@JMRabil675 I think he stays in place... doesn't he?

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

@@JMRabil675 Rougues Den banker guy never moves. I mentioned this in the guide.

[@user-ol2cg6cq2f]

why do you completely ignore the hosidious range and karambwans?

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

Because with the hosidius range, you have to move to and from the range. And Karambwans do not stop being burned until level 93 with the cooking gauntlets AND the hosidius kitchen. Not worth.

[@user-ol2cg6cq2f]

@@AsukaYenOSRS I'm doing karambwans from lvl 75 and now I'm 86 now while maintaining 200-230k xp/hr. I'm burning quite a few, but it's still profitable. And yeah you gotta move a bit that's fair.

[@extrashifty578]

@@user-ol2cg6cq2f you really dont have much reason to cook karambwan unless you do 1 tick cooking with them and get 1mil xp/hr otherwise you should do sharks over karambwan

[@user-ol2cg6cq2f]

@@extrashifty578 Yeah, but you can do karambwans at 80-85 with a decent xp/hr at around 190-210k, after you can cook sharks without burning you should convert to those

[@uziXwraith]

btw making wines at the g.e. is much lazier, but zero profit unless you use wines to heal from stealing from the master farmer in draynor like a bot

[@Mr.Hashira]

I love when guides have like how long it will take or how much you will lose or gain or how much to buy

[@HeigthTrielli]

I think it is worth going to sharks at level 80 tho, profit-wise and experience wise

[@PeeDeeBee_MD]

- Get 65 fishing and tai bwo wannai - Fish karambwan - Cook karambwan - ?????? - Profit

[@kirill429]

Myth's guild range?

[@FlowBerni]

not lazy enough

[@Leftylobber]

Favour from any house but Lovakengj is EASY EASY and takes less than 30 minutes except Arcceus which honestly is just searching the library which takes time but no effort or stat reqs

[@barooooooo7665]

ay! Very helpful Thank you!

[@timothyjones6288]

Love this guide lol

[@doublea9701]

nice vid dude

[@rdman123]

Great guide. Would love to see an ironman section or maybe a whole guide

[@uziXwraith]

also you can use the culinomancer chest and the lumby stove which is from hosidius and has a cooking boost instead of using the thieves guild fire justsayin

[@doutlaw63]

How do you close the bank without clicking the X?

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

I have a mouse with programmable side buttons. You can also turn on the options to have The ESC key close interfaces. I have the ESC key bound to a side button on my mouse.

[@ignaciogonzalez7574]

swordfish haven't been profitable in a few months

[@horrorfan7921]

I like your Armin shirt!

[@TheeMatrixUno]

Ur great dude, keep up the good work

[@capekraken2672]

Greenscreen killing it for me!

[@101basics]

The green screen looks good!

[@akahsisk]

Respect for the face cam, subbed ! Great content, thank you!

[@michaelbratcher3674]

If you consider selling your burnt fish to collectors, it'll soften the blow of lost gp

[@kurtismorling]

Not trying be stupid following this guide and not hitting them levels like your saying

[@jamesrobert4265]

Where can I get your shirt?

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

I don’t even know lol. My fiancée bought it for me a long time ago.

[@jamesrobert4265]

If your fiancée orders me one; her fiancée will gain a sub lol

[@garrettthomas5039]

how to you exit the bank quickly? i know noob question lol

[@p51mustang24]

Escape key will exit bank. You can also use a macro to bind that onto a mouse key if you have a multi-button mouse.

[@garrettthomas5039]

@@p51mustang24 really? Ive tried using escape multiple times to exit bank and it doesnt work, is there a setting i have to turn on?

[@JaxonZT]

lazy players guide "proceeds to talk about questing"

[@ivopintotuga]

Nice series do for all skills

[@osrsmerchant]

buying burnt food 30ea - PM "Joacim" in game.

[@wrathcomes1336]

So you can see yourself and the bank

[@Paul-wt2hf]

how do you left click the banker? cant figure out how to change it

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

It’s a RuneLite feature. Menu entry swapper.

[@Paul-wt2hf]

@@AsukaYenOSRS awesome thank you

[@GonzoMania69]

Im watching even know i have 99 cooking tf

[@dorgi2205]

i watched his 99 Woodcutting even though i've had it for a long time now. hahaa

[@kalkkar]

Laziest way to 99 cooking is calling the pizza place for delivery

[@Duprimarshall]

Bet you thought that was real funny

[@proudbeaner696]

This joke was stupid as fuck

[@Worldexplorer2390]

When you’re looking for cooking guides in real life and this is the first thing that pops up. Sad

[@Tegawe]

Well did u watch it? You can apply it in real life. Basically just put your food in a fire or a range for a few seconds and see if u burnt it or cooked it. Cooking is ez pz

[@TKRkid]

Hey question! I’m 76 cooking doing wines right now, I keep getting told to do wines but also being told to do lobs. Help meeeee lmao

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

I vote lobsters. AFK and relaxing. Can watch Netflix or play another account while doing those.

[@TKRkid]

AsukaYen OSRS Sweet thanks! But I’m not worried about atk cooking. I’m looking for best xp per hr. Does that change your answer? Thanks man!

[@TKRkid]

AsukaYen OSRS I also just learned that baking pre made pies with the lunar bake pie spell is faster than wines. So I’m doing that lol it’s way more afk and gives mage xp at the same time!

[@extrashifty578]

its all about your point of view wine is faster than lobster but more click intensive but tbh if you really want to chill get cooking gauntlet and at 82 do monkfish till 94 for karambwan and you can get from 94 to 99 with karambwan in 5hours with 1 tick cooking.

[@TKRkid]

ExtraShifty Already quit the game so 🤷🏻‍♂️ lol

[@kevinberg4623]

lol i have 75 cooking im using monkfish im maby burning 20 an hour so why the fck sword fish til 80+

[@p51mustang24]

It's honestly an error with the guide. You will achieve a much better XP rate with higher level fish so long as your burn rate is only 2-3 per inv vs a lower level fish.

[@p51mustang24]

I recommend monks until 80 (hosideus range) or 85 (rogues den), then sharks until anglers at 85/90

[@_gumb]

or 89-99 sharks @ hosidius w/ cooking gaunts my g

[@p51mustang24]

Just start sharks at 80.

[@fs14genos61]

Anyone else has cooking as their highest skill level? My cooking is 79, followed by 77 range, 76 strength and 75 woocutting. Also awesome guide!

[@ngsc4635]

prayer guide plz

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

This is a combat related skill. I won’t be covering combat skills throughout this series.

[@Jason-ee1xz]

send your banks. So people know who to hack lol

[@maartino00]

Aiii new vid

[@dawizze1]

I get like 315k while being super afk with wines.

[@biracialballoon524]

How can you be "super afk" with wines when you are clicking all the time?

[@dawizze1]

@@biracialballoon524 true but not intensive clicking. Kist click click space for all. Chill couple clicks for bank repeat

[@Wheelchair-Andy]

Lazy Guide to Cooking but doesn't say you can get FREE cooking xp from Aerial fishing and you can start at level 1

[@luismyp31]

aerial isnt for lazy players xd

[@Wheelchair-Andy]

@@luismyp31 the fishing isn't lazy but its passive cooking xp

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

Too click intensive. Not even close to lazy. 😋

[@Wheelchair-Andy]

@@AsukaYenOSRS Clicking once to cut the fish is to intensive? oh well nice guide anyway

[@chineseloco]

Am I the only one seeing where the math you're using doesn't work?

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

Elaborate. I used a calculator.

[@chineseloco]

30x 81 =2430, you said 2411, same concept with the others as well. I think you were meaning 2411 xp to lvl 15. I was just being a smart ass but the way you worded it didn't add up... wasn't trying to sound like an ass

[@AsukaYenOSRS]

@@chineseloco Well lets break this down then. I actually need 2,411 experience to get to level 15. If we divide this by the experience of a cooked shrimp (30), I get 80.3 shrimps needed. Now obviously it's not possible to cook 0.3 shrimps, so I need to round up to the next one to actually get the level. So 81 shrimps, times 30 experience each, equals 2,430. If I only cook 80 shrimps, that gives me 2,400 experience, which puts me 11 experience short for level 15. Have I explained this well enough?

[@chineseloco]

@@AsukaYenOSRS yes, like I said I was being a smart ass. Not trying to argue. I was just bringing up the fact that you said "81 will give you 2411 xp", I enjoy your content, keep It up. I'm sure it's a nil amount, but I wonder if the extra xp from each make one less lobster or swordfish you might need to cook to level?

[@idrunkdrive]

cool green screen lmfao?

[@ipickweed]

Good video, just wish you wouldn’t respond to comments in such a curt and unfriendly manner

[@TheBros2theend]

Jesus loves you

[@davidlink8454]

This guide is only to sell off raw stock from bots. Horribly guide!

[@360PacNWDiscGolf]

lol backwards hat ... your a runescape creator bro

[@360PacNWDiscGolf]

lol i liked your vids more when we didn't see your face =P