The Legend of a Real Superhero Named Phoenix Jones

[@pjack0523]

That dude online who wanted to be the villain but got rejected is in-and-of itself a perfect villain origin story.

[@bentaylor395]

Reverse syndrome

[@ThaYoungChad]

@@bentaylor395 You sly dog, you had me monologuing

[@theempireofjudah9315]

It is. That would also be a good character for the WWE.

[@KaytheWooper]

"I’m not a good enough villain for you, Phoenix? Well, I’ll show you what a villain truly is"

[@mikehawk.]

Kind of like joker cuz he was obsessed with batman trying to stop him

[@Trash2277]

This is literally the plot of the kick-ass movies.

[@yuckyskunk2021]

yeah thats for sure where they got it from right even the news guys seem like theyre doin a kickass thing

[@namenlosNamenlos]

#TheTruth

[@austen9556]

It’s closer to kick ass 2

[@johnpierson2737]

@Monique Bizzell lol Batman doesn’t lose his job either.

[@ndjdfdjrd545]

It’s real life kick ass that’s awesome

[@dannydorito3325]

I lived in the town with the mentioned "Polar-Man" he was really cold resistant(using the costume shown in -30c weather) and shoveled the steps of elders and people who have trouble with physical labor. He also carried around more than one nintendo DS and would let kids play with them while he'd hangout at shops. He's awesome.

[@YorosumaGyokku]

A hero Is when you go out of your way for other's.. superhuman or not.. :>

[@unnstoppablefury]

What a guy

[@abdur4754]

damn actually surprised

[@unnstoppablefury]

@@abdur4754 wym

[@astaut2659]

is he candian?

[@pedrotalons1422]

Despite the lack of super powers he does hit every mark of comic book super hero, even the occasional controversies

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

facts.

[@wrrrryyyy12]

@@kermitgotthesickkicks4265 yo sick kicks kermit

[@candacecrusaderkinklebob_6942]

Batman didn’t have powers

[@user-ml5tn3en1y]

@@candacecrusaderkinklebob_6942But he has gadgets that don’t exist in real world.

[@Patterrz]

he said "i'm just like everyone else" no man, you're Phoenix Jones

[@thisiseggroll2149]

Hey Patterrz

[@marcusgabriel8365]

@The Spatza dude this is a video about another dude watching another dude cosplaying Batman

[@lexsombersunrise]

@@marcusgabriel8365 They're on every single vid of Charlie's at this point saying the same message in every thread, just report them for spam.

[@thebrgamer7858]

@The Spatza cocaine is not real. Unless you show me and let me snort some. For proof, u know?

[@KonkeyDong616]

@The Spatza not a religious comment but ok. And the vid itself is about a man who believed he was the hero, and how society made him the villian.

[@redpanda9367]

I’m genuinely shocked at how much that mask hid Phoenix’s actual identity

[@nyetnyetsu]

Yeah its hard to identify

[@FJ_Beaujangles]

I always thought the same thing like "pff a little mask don't do shit" but honestly I feel like even his wife's eye mask did an amazing job keeping her hidden

[@jammo7370]

@@FJ_Beaujangles well also prob wearing a wig helped tremendously

[@d-bro-sector36]

I expected a completely different face. Also, did not expect thst awesome hairdo.

[@eliaspanayi3465]

Really puts into perspective that Clark Kent hid his identity as superman with a nice suit and glasses

[@jamesburk8145]

The way his hair popped up like that took me legitimately by surprise. That's some good alter ego work right there, you wouldnt ever see him walking around without the suit and think "i'll bet that's phoenix jones"

[@dr-johnnysins]

@The Spatza 😐

[@chandlerlannan4729]

@The Spatza true but what does that have to do w that comment

[@hannibal8810]

@Paul Martin ur getting baited just ignore him

[@VulcanicCloud]

@The Spatza Calm down redditor lmao

[@hjkohler2966]

@The Spatza Wow I really don’t give two shits

[@wikitt5801]

Why arent we focusing on the absolute lad with a snow shovel revealed near the beginning? He sounds like a guy that deserves the title of hero

[@eliasjakemoran02]

EXACTLY!! I love the cold and I live in the south, but I know snow is quite a trouble up there. THAT man is a super Chad 👌

[@stepkickking9868]

He’s like Batman, but *without* prep time.

[@comixproviderftw_02]

And without money

[@Oxygen1004]

@@comixproviderftw_02 I mean...he clearly had money

[@orangeman3220]

If only grappling hooks irl were as reliable as in the comics

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

@@Oxygen1004 $10,000 is nowhere near what Bruce Wayne put into Batman.

[@Oxygen1004]

@@bloodisfrightening1203 It's almost like i was making a joke on how he was a drug dealer

[@toxicbo1363]

We live in Seattle and I asked my dad who Peonix Jones was and his face was pure nostalgia.

[@benfletcher8100]

That’s wholesome

[@Kruziik]

Never hear of this Peonix Jones you're talking about

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Phoenix Jones? I haven't heard that name in years.

[@Pewpewpew1991]

He staid running around belletown. Im a Seattle ite as well

[@weakw1ll]

Ask you dad about 6/13/2021 im from the future this reference will make sense in a few months 613 613 613 61321

[@Josh-sx1el]

Imagine watching tv when Phoenix unmasks himself and thinking “Holy shit thats my drug dealer”

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

@@mcmaldek I've seen you in multiple threads on this video. You either have no sense of humor or you just enjoy being captain buzzkill

[@spicydokitoburger]

@@WalkoffGrandslam fr tho, I've been reading his dumb replies.

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

@@mcmaldek get over yourself is all I can say. You're not as cool as you think.

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

@@spicydokitoburger lol I got him to delete his comments....i deleted my last comment to him as it was very harsh and unnecessary since he gone lol

[@spicydokitoburger]

@@WalkoffGrandslam lmao, what did you say?

[@ale_islost]

People often misunderstand something about the identity part, even in fiction, and it's something even Superman himself expands upon (I don't remember where tho): Body language Superman says that when he's in his Clark Kent alter ego he has kind of a hunched back, and it's somewhat clunky in his actions, also kind of soft-spoken; when he's in Superman mode he has that confident posing, precise actions, and raises his voice. Same case with PJ, I noticed he has sort of a "bulky" form of walking, but I bet in his day-to-day he's probably somewhat clunky; obviously the voice plays a factor, buy there are similar voices EVERYWHERE; and someone said "The thing that incriminates a criminal is their way of walking"

[@V1_Ultrakiller]

Makes sense, as a common way for most animals to read another creature's mood and intentions is to look at their body language.

[@genxr1141]

i’ve learned in college that about 70% of our communication is conveyed through body language and the other 30% is a mix of words and tone of voice, with tone of voice being the next biggest variable.

[@Titanecks]

seeing as he worked at a daycare too hed have probably been more soft spoken and less aggressive too

[@Gunbudder]

lol he was a trained fighter (mostly boxing from what i remember). and he had been in many many fist fights in seattle. WA has mutual combat so you can legally fight in front on police (with some exceptions obviously). Phoenix Jones's whole thing was using his training, some psychological games with the costume, and mutual combat laws to just punch people in the face that needed punching. did he sell molly to a cop? allegedly. did he punch out people selling heroin or people harassing women? definitely yes. did he punch out anyone selling molly? no

[@sambutton8494]

They should make a movie about this. Only superhero film that could put “based on a true story” at the beggining.

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

The real Dark Phoenix with how the story ended

[@mistwolf]

It is basically Kick-Ass

[@punchtheclown9829]

@@mcmaldek bruh what

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

@@mcmaldek you should delete your comments here too captain buzzkill

[@WalkoffGrandslam]

@@mcmaldek you still should

[@Michael-jq5pf]

This guy passed by me and a buddy when we were at a bar in Seattle, I said what's up, and he shook my hand and literally sprinted away to, well.... Fight crime, I guess. One and only encounter with him, 10/10 would do again.

[@sindelxkitana9710]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbPoJl6j9J2iaM

[@memewithinameme35]

Went to Sluggers/Mariners games and saw that dude at the latter end of 2014/2015. found out he sold MDMA/cocaine to an undercover officer at some hotel downtown.

[@callanharvey6264]

Dude was probably blitzed as on the Coke

[@benfletcher8100]

Luckyyyy

[@BrunoFernandess8]

Im ded💀😭😂

[@gfullcrayon562]

At the speed that Charlie devours KZbin content he’ll end up reacting to his own content.

[@CemessonderIII]

Speedrun

[@jack_on_crac]

@@CemessonderIII *dream music*

[@kennethford3550]

Penguinz0 reacts to MoistCritikal reacting to Pemguinz0

[@itatchi8827]

Other streamers react to charlie videos nowadays, he might as well join in on the trend

[@MatthewHodges]

He watches KZbin videos so fast that he breaks the laws of space and time, being able to consume hours of content within 30 minutes

[@Blaze-em2win]

You either die a hero, or live to see yourself become the villain. His story was legendary, and he was indeed a hero. His decent into the present is pretty heartbreaking.

[@bibbus3588]

“WHO IS THAT?” “Sir its pheonix jones... hes gone rogue” “God help us all”

[@Reese_VT]

oh no he has gone red in french

[@bibbus3588]

@@Reese_VT am stupid have fixed

[@TheHumbleHollow]

They shoot him 50 times in the chest, and as the smoke clears he's just standing there, barely a scratch in his super suit.

[@TheHumbleHollow]

@suffer_maestro the army tries to zone in on where he could have gone, but you fool! He mixed some of his famous crack in with the spray! The entire army overdoses and *FUCKING PERISHES*

[@autismihave7025]

@@TheHumbleHollow so he has crack because he's black huh, y u racist tho

[@a_fine_edition2746]

Honestly, his first night out where the lady made fun of his costume is pretty much what happened to Batman before he fully created the persona.

[@isaacwang1926]

Is that in Year One? I thought it sounded kinda familiar

[@krisostomoyabarrera2255]

@@isaacwang1926 i feel like it was.

[@zaer-ezart]

Can you blame her? How funny it would look to see a grown ass man in a bat costume?

[@abizarreuser9067]

@@zaer-ezart it's like looking at a clown in the middle of the road carrying a gun with no ammo at all while yelling "BANG BANG BANG" multiple time.

[@charlieme5150]

Uhmm.... Batman is a fictional character....

[@AsunaChan]

The only lawyer I can see representing Phoenix Jones is obviously ace attorney, Phoenix Wright.

[@LanternSpawn]

And not Harvey Birdman?

[@StylinLyles]

OBJECTION!

[@Luna-oo3fl]

Harvey birdman attorney at law ! CAWWWW!

[@bigmanstan5847]

@Mr. The Troll Face yes he did. I'm glad you've been able to group all of your 1.4 collective brain cells to notice something of the sort.

[@asf5428]

No

[@Mz.Stiles]

My uncle actually used to be friends with him , i remember my uncle telling me he had “super hero” friends but I thought he was joking, I didn’t know that he was being serious 💀

[@jdcarrier953]

"We have a lawyer now in the team. His name? Legal Eagle."

[@farrell7626]

Imagine of Legal Eagle was actually his lawyer, that would've been amazing

[@saltyknight3549]

I thought it was Jim eagle

[@goose93]

*an eagle walks in* "alright lets just get this over with"

[@redeagle_gaming]

I’m a lawyer but an illegal

[@daddyp1877]

@@saltyknight3549 c'mon man

[@tricksterzyro3230]

Watch Charlie run around the streets without a costume beating up people and bringing people back to life with his magical powers.

[@dionhariwibowo3955]

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[@icewhallowcome6689]

magical dwarf powers

[@psman85]

Skadush the water in your blood is now wine

[@freedomchaser9664]

@@mumboajumbois4592 Max stans🤢

[@bonusduckss6038]

Super Jesus strikes again

[@fonkymonkestudios7798]

This man just lived out the real life version of Watchmen and Kickass

[@Universe_Arcana]

Except for the killing.

[@Chiizy-]

Exactly like kickass that’s what I was thinking for the whole video

[@contentdeleted4978]

Ew ur not spooderman? >:(

[@sindelxkitana9710]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWbPoJl6j9J2iaM

[@sadflix8754]

Literally my first thought was kickass

[@DaddyG_23]

I remember watching a documentary on real life superheroes with Stan Lee and it was badass. I have a big respect for superhero movies like Kickass and Watchmen where they're just (mostly) all humans who dress up and fight crime and shit. Really shows you how much they're just like us.

[@buincqv67]

Aren’t they supposed to be us? Lol

[@cannedpizza8651]

this is literally a superhero movie. Also he did the one thing you’re not supposed to, reveal your identity, by doing that he puts himself, his friends, and family in danger

[@gabrielp9646]

...Also selling drugs.

[@ronincw6945]

@@gabrielp9646 yeah lol

[@veafylmao]

He was forced to.

[@Rtmmms]

It’s not that serious... he’s only dealt with petty street fights and street criminals. That stuff only concerns superheroes that deal with crime syndicates like mafias lmao

[@cannedpizza8651]

@@Rtmmms absolutely not. Any criminal not just mafia and crime lords

[@Xeribus]

This is LITERALLY The Movie Kick-Ass in Real Life

[@KingMalDrawz]

hes patroling the streets on may 1st

[@lmy7321]

Ikr it's literally just that bruh people ain't saying this enough

[@rafisqiadhaputra6136]

more like Rainn Wilson's "Super" actually

[@franciscosaito4976]

@@rafisqiadhaputra6136 Phoenix didn't opened someones head because he didn't respected a row

[@vile.v]

ikr

[@takahashierik]

"Maybe he was dealing drugs so people didn't have to go to shady dealers" ah yes, the Giorno Giovanna method

[@abhinavgupta1398]

He really thought he would work his way up in passione of seattle

[@on.foenemgrave]

A true gang star

[@prismatica_official]

My name is Phoenix Jones, and I have a dream

[@marianokaz1503]

But Giorno didn't sell drugs.

[@reiskoryphae]

@@marianokaz1503 MUDAAAA

[@arknark]

As someone who lived in Seattle for 9 years and has had his car stolen/broken into a handful of times, I congratulate this man for following through with the vengeful thoughts that I would have having to deal with all the shit that came with living there. Hopefully this dude is living out in a more rural area cause god damnit it's so much better.

[@ryansentinos3483]

In an alternate universe, these guys would've been the origin of a global superhero system LOL

[@johnramos8703]

In a better universe i guess …

[@dr.dylansgame5583]

@@anikejulien7273 well considering the state of the world right now I doubt that as it only seems to honestly get worse day by day I try to be optimistic but with all these radical groups trying to take away basic constitutional right over here in the US so on and so forth things arent looking to great right now

[@Williamohightower]

like kick ass ?

[@asiantom4935]

We lived in the dark timeline

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

that would be a cool super hero movie thing like it started as just a small dude like that and became this maybe in the future they have actual superpower and maybe the first guy comes back but as a villanelle

[@brycejohnson8486]

I was expecting the “fall” of Phoenix Jones to be much worse than selling drugs

[@breadman7064]

Fr I was expecting him to have made himself the head of a local gang or something

[@brycejohnson8486]

@@breadman7064 yeah same

[@TheStuckNorris]

@@anyaegan8705 huh? Yea ok zoomer. Enjoy the holes in your brain

[@oz2037]

That just sounds like happiness alcohol

[@cyanocitta3728]

@@anyaegan8705 no you can definitely die from md, it's just rare. You also have to be careful of serotonin overdose and impurities and suicidal tendencies the next day or two. All for drug awareness but lets not say that its harmless. Its like alcohol, its not harmless theres risks but generally youre gonna be okay if you're not abusing it

[@aidanlaws5045]

Everyone laughs, but when it comes down to it, this man was willing to risk his life for someone in need of help on the street who he’s never met before.

[@Ghostyfrost9688]

He’s definitely a hero

[@glu6567]

@@katon.9893 plus he lost his job after revealing himself and probably couldn’t get hired anywhere, he had to eat somehow

[@nana-ih9bg]

@@katon.9893 or incredibly idiotic

[@OrionDawn15]

@@nana-ih9bg A bit of this, a bit of that, at least his heart was in the right place.

[@nana-ih9bg]

@@OrionDawn15 I don't really think so. i view it as some guy who maybe had good intentions at first but then became obsessed with fame and let it cloud his judgment

[@asphaltannihilator157]

Say what you want about his antics or actions but at the end of the day he very literally charged into action at every possible opportunity. We live in a world where people are attacked, injured, and even killed on a regular basis for next to nothing. Despite the comic book theme, there was a very real danger involved with what he was doing. Honestly, drugs are made out to be far too much an issue. The dude sold drugs. Big fuckin' deal. The government is just mad because he was taking their customers. This dude is a legend and a real-life super hero.

[@sebastiangudino9377]

I agree with the sentiment. Wouln't really condone him selling drugs tho. But he's very much a hero

[@jimmythe-gent]

And charged into "frollickers"

[@oaktree149]

Potentially Hooking People on a Drug that Can Ruin and Even End their Lives? Fuck Off, I Watched My Uncle Wither Away from Using that Stop and Eventually Watched Him Overdose and Kill Himself. Drugs are Bad End of Fucking Story

[@vincevvn]

Everyone does drugs. It’s ridiculous to get upset at him for it.

[@oaktree149]

@@vincevvn I don’t Care if He’s Doing them, that’s His Problem. What I Care about is He’s DEALING Them and Giving Other People His Problem

[@marcusgabriel8365]

He thought his life and friends was just like the Justice League, but ended up being like The Seven

[@Intuitive-idiot]

Everyone in this comment thread talking about religion has room temperature IQ. Don't take something so seriously online jeez

[@worthyedge9307]

@@Intuitive-idiot broooo shut up please lol

[@anthonyt5]

@@Intuitive-idiot I don't remember anyone asking

[@nathanielivanbacanto2614]

@@Intuitive-idiot Lmao, i guess it's working

[@marcusgabriel8365]

@@Intuitive-idiot lol your trying to copy that bot, nice bait tho

[@jackashmore]

Can’t wait to see him in season 3 of The Boys

[@maysn6893]

Phoenix Man V. Homelander

[@fourtyseven47572]

Get ready to get hundreds of likes

[@anapple1220]

Apple

[@anorange1382]

Orange

[@BlaketheBlock]

@@anapple1220 meanie

[@mateui3003]

He is a literal Kick-ass character.

[@lshyrion]

Exactly!! First thought - Kickass IRL ;D He even had Night-Bitch... ctr+c -> ctr+v

[@oscarstaszky1960]

well exactly that since I don't think we are having anyone else heroic that's quite close to DC or Marvel power level standards lol

[@sokumotanaka9271]

I thought that the movie was inspired by these irl heroes but there's a comic and it's GREAT!

[@berryamv2296]

Ikr. That is what I thought of

[@estergrant6713]

“retiring after inventing corrugated fiberglass” sounds like some mockumentary level back story

[@zakdagamertm747]

This went from being kick-ass to the boys real quick

[@jackflynn412]

Sumire Yoshizawa? Unfathomably based as hell!

[@notthemlgtom494]

Lmaooo

[@woedoe2186]

W pfp

[@jackflynn412]

@@woedoe2186 Honestly every ATLUS pfp is based because it means that the person with it likes good games.

[@Oxygen1004]

best comment

[@ddoverbey]

He should’ve fought the guy who owns the heart attack grill. Real life superhero vs supervillain

[@hereyougo3075]

@@randomyoutuber2633 Only if he decides to not take part in the consumption of the food. It would be a funny superhero episode of Phoenix fighting his urge to eat more of the heart attack grill's food when the owner challenged him and got him addicted.

[@F66x]

@@hereyougo3075 This sounds like a fetish story

[@TheHumbleHollow]

@@hereyougo3075 a test of mental strength

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

@@F66x sounds like a weird weight gain pron

[@Cashtricity]

Phoenix Jones vs Heart attack grill owner and his army of brainwashed obese gluttons.

[@efeckr5335]

Imagine if Phoenix Jones had a grapling gun and a big cape and just went full on Batman mode

[@elliottbestt3238]

A grapling gun? Didn’t know you could use grape as a verb that’s crazy

[@RahkshiMaster]

he actually talked about how he had a grappling hook but it wasn't practical so he stopped carrying it.

[@lTheOfficialJesusChristChannel]

Mans said no, i’m gonna create my own narrative that will be inspired by batman but spiral down in irony

[@gusfring8405]

@@elliottbestt3238 you are weeds

[@Intuitive-idiot]

Okat, but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real, and religion is false hope. If you think God is real, then you're just wrong. and that's just the facts. your gods aren't real and that's not up for debate and will never will be real ever.

[@tiger5869]

Too bad this went sideways, people always talk about bystanders who do nothing being just as bad as perpetrators, but I've never seen anyone else who systematically stepped in while also going through the proper channels to report and cooperate with law enforcement. He wasn't perfect, but he had some admirable qualities.

[@JERR_.]

Facts. Bro knew doing that stuff was risky.

[@adamolinger1078]

My dad installed cable for this guy years ago and I had gotten a autograph from him and ive always bragged about having a superheros autograph .

[@JeIIow-]

Well now you can brag about having a super drug dealer’s autograph!

[@looopsthejanitor5788]

@@JeIIow- that's still pretty cool honestly

[@MrSlanderer]

@@JeIIow- I'd brag if I had El Chapo's autograph.

[@Dewpk041]

That is and always will be the coolest shit you can do with it. If I had an autograph from him, I'd probably start conversations mentioning it, like a vegan or something.

[@Gti_Jason]

To be fair if he actually was a dealer (and not just doing blow to stay up all night fighting crime) they did the man dirty by firing him after removing his mask. Must of been hard to find another job teaching young kids

[@dindjarin1023]

Omg when he calls the other hero’s “sandwich handlers “ that’s like literally this universes Batman saying “ the difference between you and I is that I’m not wearing hockey pads”

[@clyax113]

Not quite the same, but I understand the confusion. In the Dark Knight those guys are trying to fight mobsters meanwhile in real life people are taking on the less violent task of giving food to the houseless. Phoenix Jones was right about the two groups people fundamentally different, but it was presented in a belittling and being of a lesser value sort of way. This is where some of the criticism of Phoenix Jones's statement comes from.

[@wildfire9280]

​@@clyax113 what a well said comment, I hope this gets just as much of a good respon- *"b a s e d"* oh ok

[@monke980]

@@wildfire9280 call me a boomer but i still dont know what that means.

[@SomeLad12]

@@monke980 I could be wrong but I think people say based in response to a comment that’s bold but also kind of true.

[@997hh]

@@SomeLad12 Isn't it kinda like being confident despite being against the mainstream or something? Like doing what you want and not caring what other people think

[@TenshoWasHere]

Imagine if phoenix jones was somehow sponsored by a rich billionaire instead of becoming a drug dealer

[@roberts3423]

He was smart, arrest the competition, become the only drug dealer in the city

[@albumkosong]

With money he basically batman

[@emperorhadrian6011]

"Becoming" There is a fair bit of evidence that he always was.

[@pizzatime4204]

@@albumkosong nah he would need years of training in martial arts, stealth, knife throwing, escapism, strength, gliding with a wing suit, psychologically, criminology, hacking, and endurance

[@TheTaekwondoAcolyte]

I honestly love the idea of a real life superhero just helping out their community.

[@xxnightmarexx_pr6069]

I think we can all agree that his costume was lit

[@basalt8151]

Facts

[@TheSeabornGaming]

Absolutely sick

[@JoeV-vq7zd]

@@gi7685 battlefield 1 elites against a banot

[@tiki-tikikoa]

Uuuhhh. Can we though?

[@ashkavinchi8497]

Pretty sure this is a Travis Scott reference lmfao

[@n8king638]

I actually learned about this guy in school, not even kidding it was a part of an assignment.

[@marbleracergirl]

How was it?

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

Yeah how was it sounds interesting

[@n8king638]

I dont remember much about it sence it was something I did back in middle school which I have sense graduated from about 4 years ago but it was something about an article where people where divided on if it was a foolish guy in a mask or if this guy was the real thing and if he was going to bring something of a legacy or not, on which we had to make essays explain what we felt about it. Mind you this was before all the problems with the law he faced

[@zair20111]

N8 King you don’t write like a person who passed middle school

[@n8king638]

@@zair20111 ah the old try and provoke a reaction guy has entered the room.Thats fair enough though, but I never claimed to be a saint at english.

[@Mr_FromZer0]

I have nothing but respect. Man had a dream and did everything in his power to make it happen.

[@gregaciousgracieux8939]

Arnold S says that about Hitler

[@supercitygaming8238]

I want to take over the world

[@t0ad_]

@@gregaciousgracieux8939 does he like actually

[@t0ad_]

@@gregaciousgracieux8939 just looked it up, that’s a yikes from me. his dad was an actual nazi party member 😳

[@gregaciousgracieux8939]

I wasnt joking

[@lonecolamarine]

Imagine he gets back at it at 50 years old and we get an honest-to-God real life Dark Knight Returns

[@quantumleap7964]

crazy to see how the media reacted pretty much exactly how they do in the comics

[@charmendro]

Yeah I always think “no way some media would hate him” and they did

[@thotobliterator1587]

The mainstream media Defends bad guys every day: mega corporations, Big Shot Career politicians, Antifa and BLM looters and arsonists. I think it would make sense that if they love the villains, they’d hate the heroes. At least my boy JJJ didn’t cheerlead for the bad guys while he berated Spider-Man..

[@boikanyomolekwa3642]

Imagine the Twitch views Phoenix would’ve got if he streamed his patrols

[@ABUBBA22]

Stream snipers might be real snipers

[@uranousimpalathe2nd554]

@@ABUBBA22 he's in the hospital bleeding out and he's like, "Fuckin guy stream sniped me I know it!!"

[@Aritanmalgobinschnipar]

@@ABUBBA22 thank God his suit is bulletproof.

[@Jordan-kq3qw]

With the bits he could pull in he might not need to sell drugs.

[@anirvana]

@@Aritanmalgobinschnipar I don't think any bulletproof suit will be stopping a sniper shot lmao

[@mothman20]

I'll never forget the time I had a Spider-Man suit on and a kid with a disability thought I was the real deal and his dad took our picture together. the kid was so happy and not gonna lie I cried a little after that. (not sure how I got this many likes but I appreciate you all. God bless and stay safe)

[@kazumasjourneyofsong511]

Doing simple things like that already makes you a hero, respecc to you

[@mothman20]

@@kazumasjourneyofsong511 that made my day thank you

[@modal_derp]

@@mothman20 you made that kid's day, you deserve a good day too.

[@yuckyskunk2021]

im sorry i woulda laughed so fucking hard i woulda had to go hide n be hysterical for a sec

[@dylantroutman4363]

Thats deep

[@huaraches8934]

He had the heart but he wasnt prepared to be a real life superhero, you cant just reveal your identity to everyone

[@8015908]

Sounds like man who started with the right intentions but then ultimately fell under his own thirst for power. He died a villian.

[@Intuitive-idiot]

Okat, but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real, and religion is false hope. If you think God is real, then you're just wrong. and that's just the facts. your gods aren't real and that's not up for debate and will never will be real ever.

[@haramblaze9683]

@@Intuitive-idiot Please be funny

[@Intuitive-idiot]

@@haramblaze9683 funny

[@Intuitive-idiot]

@@haramblaze9683 oh wait I got one What do cancer kids and knock knock jokes have in common? They never get old

[@Olive-Films]

@@Intuitive-idiot sure but doesnt mean you should be mad at people for believing in god/gods. For alot of people its what gives their lives meaning

[@GamingWithHajimemes]

imagine the mayor of a city sees his people starving and with a serious face says "this is a phoenix jones level threat"

[@moo9557]

This is a registry level threat

[@spencechan]

A few drunk people peacefully dancing Better call the aggressive sh!thead with pepper spray

[@yuckyskunk2021]

drug-dealing mayor: "we need to clamp down on this drug problem"

[@Blakezilla594]

It's really a thing of movies. As of now, Jenny Durkan, a corrupt major, reserves her feeling to not give a damn about her citizens. Bring back Phoenix Jones!!

[@treefingers6572]

Oh but remember, Phoenix is above "sandwich handlers", he doesn't respect those "laarpers". Seriously though that's such a douchey thing to shit on other heroes just because they're trying to change the community without violence. Honestly I get the joke of acting like Ben is an actual badass, but at the end of the day, fuck him for some of the things he said and did.

[@jonnylukens4683]

Damn the way that dude's flat top just popped up all perfectly and symmetrical like that after being crushed under his full head mask; THAT shit was impressive.

[@normalhuman9878]

It’s like in the lego Batman movie when Bruce Wayne takes off his mask in the limo

[@lilpokey3969]

My thoughts exactly

[@achoo3001]

shit was animated

[@GealuGalu]

its how i know we're in a simulation, we have superheros and perfect flat tops

[@maskedrecruit4571]

Man now you've got me thinking we were only a few wrong actions away from having a superhero filled world

[@Aeternus75]

It would be hilarious if Phoenix Jones as a hero sees a mugging and then just called the cops and called it day

[@somerandommenace]

It looks like he's about to intervene and then he just pulls out his phone 🤣

[@theangryarabian1256]

Of course Kira yoshikage says this

[@brennanj6806]

Hand

[@meyoi3329]

How’s that “quiet life” treating you kira?

[@Pyotr-j7e]

K O C C H I W O M I R O

[@mauvnoelful]

The moment he unmasked himself, was the beginning to the end.

[@Wrecktown7247]

Yeah, its a definite shame that happened. I feel like the combined loss of employement, pride attached to his real name, and increased support from followers really did him in unfourtunately. It seems that once you lose your normal life after being unmasked, you can no longer go back to having the perspective of a normal citizen anymore. I think thats why he probably started developing his superiority complex, because their were no longer two seperate egos, he literally became one with his alter ego, and that was his fall :(

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@Wrecktown7247 Thats probably the main reason why superhero’s don’t show their true identitys

[@RjGoombes]

@@Cheezy_Bunz That and to protect their loved ones

[@BerryMitchels]

This man is going to go down in history as a real life superhero who fell from grace and got up on his feet again. As silly as this all may be, you can't deny, that's pretty damn awesome.

[@TheLewdOtaku]

He's literally a piece of modern day mythos

[@Igneeka]

@@gabrielp9646 That escalated quickly

[@theweedeater1842]

@@gabrielp9646 damn bro

[@quikskoprbro968]

@@gabrielp9646 did you just compare an evil dictator to a vigilante

[@thomasway0320]

This is actually so cool to see, and sad. It’s like the real life Watchmen, the origin story of a hero, and the tragedy of a villain.

[@shinobix4925]

I know he was trying his best but damn, that lady did him dirty by saying he looked like Count Chocula

[@Fuzzamajumula]

Yeah, that was ungrateful as hell. I mean, he was there before the cops and he's not even being paid!

[@shinobix4925]

@@Fuzzamajumula Tbf on the cops, they'd probably do a better job at finding the thief after missing him the first time, cause they have a multitude of resources and detectives to help them find people who escape based on the scene they leave behind. Whilst Phoenix Jones' usefulness in a situation starts and ends at whether or not he can get there in time and actively stop the criminal in the act. A slightly late Phoenix Jones isn't nearly as useful as a pretty late policeman, so the cops have quite a bit more leeway in terms of time, as long as nobody's guaranteed to die of course

[@shinobix4925]

@@Shape430 Well yeah, because she was mad that the criminal got away, if the criminal hadn't left then of course she wouldn't be mad about that. I think her lack of gratitude was pretty justified here

[@biggusstrokus4382]

The saddest downfall of mankind, a hero turned villain, in a weird way, I want to see him come back

[@Napsta_13]

Some other person said they saw him recently in the costume, but it would be an interesting redemption arc for him

[@RjGoombes]

@@Napsta_13 If he can come back and quit dealing drugs, i'd be willing to give him a second chance. He did enough good before his bad to warrant a retry imo.

[@papaofthejohns5882]

@@RjGoombes What’s inherently wrong with selling drugs? So long as you don’t sell to kids or use force/coercion, all you’re doing is meeting a demand. Plenty of people use drugs in daily life, like meth and cocaine and are completely fine.

[@hj2479]

@@papaofthejohns5882 I believe that people deserve to make their own choices so yeah but I must say, a warning is needed. Cigs have warnings because they kill, so should coke and meth because they do kill. Now weed, weed never kills people directly and is actually really helpful for many people so it has no business being illegal or even regulated beyond the basic quality regulation to check for lacing because that way the government can ensure that all weed is pure and nobody is dying of a bad lace. If you think about it, even deadly drugs are sold legally, look at some of the pharmaceuticals we make and then see doctors and patients abuse. What the people need is insulin and so many other helpful drugs that save lives but are made expensive due to monopolies. Life-saving medicine should be available to everyone.

[@RjGoombes]

@@papaofthejohns5882 are you a libertarian

[@Whaddif_]

the universe where Phoenix Jones succeeded is the one Watchmen was filmed in

[@RayramAureanBlue]

It succeeded for a short time. "Badges, not masks", "Who watches the Watchmen?" became increasingly popular sentiments as public opinion turned against superheroes, and then they got outlawed.

[@daedatlas]

(Spider-man: no way home spoiler alert) Having just seen that movie in theaters I am really astonished at how on the money they were about revealing your identity!!! I always thought the citizens in Marvel were unrealistically cruel to Peter, but it's honestly so similar to this case where they both have some supporters but the rest of the city thinks so lowly of them, and the constant bad press. Even how Jones lost his job after revealing his identity is like Peter being rejected from universities and ridiculed at school. Insane. No the most perfect comparison but STILL

[@tomatoorphan6166]

Yeah, actually, that is a good comparison. I still admire Phoenix Jones because he actually took action and fought crime just because he wanted to. He still has my mad respect for doing such an out of bounds thing in a day to day life.

[@schurging22]

Plot twist: He wasn't dealing, he was undercover working his way up the ladder from the inside

[@idkwhyihaveyt8686]

Basicly Giorno

[@hawx6295]

@@idkwhyihaveyt8686 Kono Giorno Giovanna yumega aru

[@CCG175]

Korega requiem da

[@czkingbaby]

i deadass believe that

[@joelybagoli28]

REX VELVET SET HIM UP IM TELLING YOU

[@stepkickking9868]

You know they’re a good superhero when they immediately reveal their secret identity to the world.

[@tendash1067]

@The Spatza awesome imma still believe in god tho

[@nguyenten6877]

@The Spatza seems like a big lack of stereotypical blyat's in there for someone with a sickle and hammer pfp

[@symon5468]

@The Spatza im atheist aswell but dude stop pushing your agenda let people believe in what they wanna believe in

[@feetlunatic5134]

@@symon5468 the good athiest

[@spacetacos7574]

@The Spatza but IT dOes eXIsT

[@neptune-op4dj]

"some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."-phoenix Jones to rex velvet

[@p1ntu_]

Ironic

[@thefallenone1718]

What's a phoneix?

[@mrhawk1012]

@@thefallenone1718 your mom

[@tyer6496]

I love this guy. I really, really hope he makes a comeback as a better person. Maybe a new suit or something.

[@ric270]

Comes back like a rising Phoenix just like the name

[@Gobeux]

You know he's a good villain when he starts it with an internet campaign on twitter

[@semendemon2127]

@@mumboajumbois4592 stfu

[@FalconRS]

Being Lawful Evil is okay.

[@elijahskutt1619]

@The Spatza nobody asked, bot

[@ohno0007]

@@elijahskutt1619 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to get likes or more replies that lead to arguments cause he put another comment that was the same

[@Bdal]

@The Spatza Didn’t ask, nor do I care. Can I blame the fact that people believe in a god to get away from the fact that there probably isn’t an afterlife? No. I also believe in a god

[@invaderfrombeyond]

Ol' Phoenix Jones. Unironically inspired me to be a real life superhero back in the day. What a legend.

[@mouseman04]

Same i remember watching videos about him as a youngster its sad what happened with him.

[@woke657]

😔

[@armorjustice1913]

I used to be RLSH for a year, Now I’m a freelance vigilante hero in Florida developing a exo suit based iron man suit with potential flight capabilities, I’m not sure if it’ll be done, But I think with great focus and ingenuity, I can finish in time. Also, I used to look up to Phoenix Jones, I started seeing him on KZbin the first time I heard of him and all the other RLSH heroes and I went under many hero names but it didn’t quite fit me, so I chose “Armor Justice.” Sorry for the long comment, just a thought.

[@juhppug3873]

@@armorjustice1913 lol if a suit like that actually worked the military would just swoop in and take it from you.

[@armorjustice1913]

@@juhppug3873 actually, that would be a good point, But I was inspired when I was a kid when I saw my first iron man movie and saw a couple comics that I have and it almost feels like it could be built, I just felt curious to do it. I know the technology hasn’t catched up yet, But I want to hope that I can. But yeah, I guess they can take it away from me.

[@veryscaryreaper8883]

The Superheroes VS Anarchists thing is literally straight out of fucking watchmen, it’s actually surreal.

[@johnramos8703]

Well, i guess it is real

[@EldenLord78]

One of these guys stole his name from a Watchmen character lmao.

[@orang1921]

anarchists practice nothing of what they preach, literally creating a group to destroy all groups..? idiots

[@lostinthedark7001]

@@orang1921 Anarchists don't "seek to destroy all groups", they want to dismantle unjustifiable hierarchies

[@mikloridden8276]

@@lostinthedark7001 In theory yes, in actual practice they’ll attack everyone and anyone they can get lmao

[@bucket_of_nail]

This is the closest we'll ever get to a real life Kick-Ass.

[@hanschk]

As a Seattleite, (a person who lives in Seattle), I can tell you that Phoenix Jones is back in action, keeping the streets safe. I even saw him at a parade and got to shake his hand.

[@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897]

I just hope he stopped being a scummy drug dealer because i have little to no respect to them

[@p1ntu_]

Seriously?? Can you record his fight? Heheheeheh

[@r0nnjr641]

@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 he not a drug dealer tho he had a addiction

[@hanschk]

@@p1ntu_ sadly I couldn’t record any crime fighting ;-;

[@benfletcher8100]

If I get to go to the US one day I’m gonna go to Seattle to see if I can see Phoenix 😂 where does he usually hang out?

[@Austin-fg3zz]

Lmaoooo he was my basketball teammate in Highschool. He would wear a Muhammad Ali Boxing robe during pregame warmups and do handstand pushups at half court to try and intimidate the other team.. Then when they saw him play they would laugh their ass off. He was an intense guy, definitely a unique character, but really uncoordinated. Phoenix Jones.. What a Legend.

[@lunk2569]

Handstand pushups make me think he had SOME coordination at least

[@Austin-fg3zz]

@@lunk2569 Definitely had physical ability, strong, fast, but it did not translate into most Basketball skills. He was a great rebounder though!

[@michaelpeters404]

Cap

[@littlesamu5920]

No fuckikg way

[@lunk2569]

@@littlesamu5920 i had a class in college with sammyclassicsonicfan so its less shocking than you'd think. You just have to live in the same area and your odds of meetings said person improve drastically, obviously He's pretty cool now ngl :]

[@TheLegendStix]

F in the chat for Phoenix, but why the hell would you show your face, literally every superhero ever has some sort of conflict about trying not to reveal their identity

[@helmholtzthemulewatson4763]

I think it was matter of taking personal responsibility for his fuckup. Also his identity would of been on public record at that point due to his arrest.

[@cullenavent6585]

@@helmholtzthemulewatson4763 nah, the police weren’t gonna release it from their records. He did that because he was getting bad media attention and losing attention in the public eye

[@helmholtzthemulewatson4763]

​@@cullenavent6585 When youre arrested it goes on public record. If he didnt come out with it right then the media would of done it for him. So yeah he was in damage control mode.

[@YorosumaGyokku]

He was forced....

[@Your_Official_Trashpanda]

Yea but iron man

[@Spinosaurus44]

The ending was sad, but I hope he will be remembered for the people he saved and the fights he broke off rather than the drugs he dealt in

[@loganwendigo937]

I can’t get over the fact that Phoenix Jones has a legit superhero origin. Car got broken into one day and he said enough was enough lol

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

Best origin story ever.

[@kari548]

And then he started fueling other people's addiction that often leads to burglary

[@DreamsOfLennox]

the fact that the ski mask he found became a part of his suit is unironically one of the best origin stories i’ve ever heard, real or fake

[@JacF6734]

I feel like vigilantes would only work in real life if they’re rich. Then they’d have the money to pay for super-gadgets and legal troubles.

[@nothomebutnotreally3782]

Like Batman

[@aditomasik5933]

Or tony stark

[@monkii5258]

Yeah or if they genuinely had superpowers lol

[@LonesomeKrow]

I mean low-budget vigilantes or heroes would just be cannon fodder for street violence. But I mean it would still be pretty cool to have a local low budget vigilante that hadn’t died yet. And maybe they work up the ranks and with enough support from the community they upgrade their “gadgets”. And become the hero the neighborhood needs, but maybe not the the one they deserve right now.

[@m4sherman926]

@@LonesomeKrow or just gun

[@guyinapandasuit2691]

As a Seattle Local, we Fuckin loved this guy. He even had an arch enemy make his presence known through our public radio stations.. it was hilarious and wholesome. Until the drug stuff..

[@syrusalder7795]

@Games Freak did you not watch the video?

[@aaronpescasio]

@@syrusalder7795 i don't think he's talking about the same guy

[@syrusalder7795]

@@aaronpescasio ah nice pfp tho. gotta love hanekawa

[@spartansquid5931]

The hero Seattle deserves!

[@sethrawbass]

I mean its seatle what did y’all expect.

[@LightinTheDungeon]

This video came up in my recommended because I binge watch your videos occasionally, but Phoenix Jones actually goes to my bar regularly, it's really surreal

[@ausername1761]

This without context sounds like the origin for a supervillain. “He was a hero, but his ego slowly brought him down until he was busted for selling drugs and got arrested.”

[@bluephoenix2769]

Is that true

[@marcusp9288]

I never knew he actually sold drugs

[@ausername1761]

@@marcusp9288 He “Had the intention of selling them”.

[@marcusp9288]

@@ausername1761 funny because they don’t bust actual drug dealers in Seattle anymore

[@GuacJohnson]

@@marcusp9288 You think the cops bust drug dealers anywhere? lmao Someone doesn't understand how easy it is to make quota when you know where to scope out: why ruin that?

[@bigbrainonimain9226]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." this perfectly applies to phoenix Jones.

[@Intuitive-idiot]

Okat, but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real, and religion is false hope. If you think God is real, then you're just wrong. and that's just the facts. your gods aren't real and that's not up for debate and will never will be real ever.

[@yikes7751]

@@Intuitive-idiot what has that got to do with anything???

[@yikes7751]

@@Intuitive-idiot also, no one cares

[@MyFictionalChaos]

Bruh this quote was literally in the video and he spoke it himself what

[@gelatopotatoe6998]

@@Intuitive-idiot Based weeb wit da ahegao pfp

[@healingchurchpotluck5352]

I know a guy who ran around my city passing out baked goods and fruit to homeless people. We started calling him the starvation slayer. He wore a mask and he was awesome. He also passed out condoms sometimes. He tried getting people to hand out clean needles...on his behalf, cause he was scared of them.

[@Intuitive-idiot]

Okat, but this comment doesn't change the fact that god isn't real, and religion is false hope. If you think God is real, then you're just wrong. and that's just the facts. your gods aren't real and that's not up for debate and will never will be real ever.

[@lowe610]

@@Intuitive-idiot bro what? That’s not related to this comment at all lmao

[@Intuitive-idiot]

@@lowe610 I know, I'm just copying a bot I saw on another comment and seeing how annoyed people get

[@anthonyt5]

@@Intuitive-idiot lol could you please spare a moment to talk about our friendly neighbourhood Soldier Man?

[@mvmusic8467]

@@Intuitive-idiot Wait so you don't view that as a waste of your own time? Seems like a waste of time to me.

[@_sleepco]

7 years ago Narcan saved my life after being dead for 120 seconds after overdosing. I'm two years sober now and I don't go anywhere without a case of it in my glovebox or at home. You never know who might need it, amazing stuff

[@TheTylerRobison]

Everyone is underestimating this guy's low-key genius. He was literally a vigilante in a ten-thousand dollar bullet-proof super hero suit, beating up drunk drug dealers then taking the junkie's hand and lifting them up and saying, "look you never have to buy from those shady-ass drug dealers ever again, I'm a real life super-hero, I work with the police, and oh yeah! I sell me a boatload of MDMA so you don't ever have to buy from someone you don't trust again." This guy eliminated all the competition and made it to where he was the last person anyone would ever suspect as a dealer... This was brilliant. This man was the smartest, most noble person to ever live. I don't see how this shouldn't be adapted by every major city. Just have a trust-worthy, super-hero drug dealer that handles all the kingpin stuff.

[@jghifiversveiws8729]

Phoenix Jones 4D plan to corner the Seattle street drug market.

[@the_cosmic_giggle]

Yea and every friday night shine a big light in the shape of a "C" in the sky so Captain Cocain comes to help.

[@jayjasespud]

How do you know that's what he said or intended? Maybe he was just dealing drugs.

[@SwiftlySev]

@@jayjasespud he apparently did drug dealing a long time ago so it COULD be true,it would be cool too.

[@DontCopyMyFlow337]

And then when he become the only drug dealer, make him stop selling making all of the junkies recover

[@Kraus-]

He probably would never have resorted to selling drugs if he hadn't lost his job after revealing his identity.

[@TheHumbleHollow]

What if the real villains were his superiors

[@Thatthing1234]

Good point

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

@@TheHumbleHollow they were

[@whiterunguard9182]

This should be how you defeat batman, just make him go bankrupt or some shit

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

@@whiterunguard9182 knowing bruce he’d just get himself in jail and work from there

[@samaelament]

"Hey, I recognize that voice. Yeah, that's my dealer, dude, I'm telling you!" "When he fought all those thugs it was like he didn't feel pain, man."

[@nickyblue4866]

He was on dope

[@AD25076]

Now that he's gone rogue there's only one man who can stop him. A hero from an bygone era, buried in the pages of history, the man who held off the entire Seattle Police with nothing but a Katana for 11 hours, shrugged of tasers, bean bag bullets, tear gas while still maintaining his discipline. The Seattle Samurai, Apollo

[@sirfluffythegreat420]

You should learn more about the story of El Santo. The guy was like a real-life superhero for kids in Mexico during the 1900s, with a secret identity until a week before his death, comic books, professional wrestling, and over-the-top crazy superhero movies.

[@LNo-re7sk]

That sounds cool as hell. Even today there are real life "super heroes" in Mexico. There are armed vigilante groups fighting the cartels.

[@MrSlanderer]

@@LNo-re7sk I'd say "resisting," not fighting. It's hard to actively pursue the cartel, especially when they found out who you are.

[@fresherturtle1154]

Mexico is wild

[@DigitalForerunners]

Mexico sucks

[@upstreamtoast3512]

@@DigitalForerunners no the cartels suck and the lazy government

[@Zhengrui0]

"Real heroes are never as polished as the legends that surround them."

[@looopsthejanitor5788]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@Zhengrui0]

@@looopsthejanitor5788 Big Boss always had a way with words

[@gamewizardthesecond]

That would make for a compeling hero

[@yuckyskunk2021]

@@gamewizardthesecond "gamewizard" would be a good villain. retro old (vaporwavey? in concept i mean) video game wizard vibes fkn would be sick

[@gamewizardthesecond]

@@yuckyskunk2021 holy shit. That would be good

[@Eddie_C4]

He’s going to be the villain in the new season of The Boys

[@emillerner6362]

I mean he does look like black noar or what his name is.

[@theultraatomicgamer]

The Boys? Whenever I see Phoenix Jones I think of either Kick-Ass or Watchmen.

[@newodavies4324]

@@emillerner6362 noir, black in french. The guys name is Black Black

[@StevenMinecraft25]

@@newodavies4324 and a black man in a black suit

[@darthmalgus3043]

@@theultraatomicgamer the whole thing of the superhero legal team and married superhero couples is why I think that Phoenix Jones would fit right in with The Boys.

[@xendordawnburst9969]

16:50 My thoughts exactly. I like the idea of civilians protecting each other, I like the idea of civilians and cops working together. But this just went south so hard.

[@oceanmango4987]

So basically, this is just like Kick-Ass but in real life

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Kick Ass if it took place in The Boys

[@_minus_1857]

FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ABOUT KICKASS

[@gusfring8405]

@@_minus_1857 big daddy gets burned haha omegalul

[@_minus_1857]

@@gusfring8405 I’ve watched Both movies already

[@grumpus_hominidae]

@@_minus_1857 right????

[@draeco6875]

Seattle is like a cracked out version of Gotham, but instead of Batman you have Phoenix Jones Edit: I live just outside of Seattle, please stop telling me about it

[@victortwotimes1566]

nah gotham is way worse, that place has got batman as its only good thing from what i know

[@Jebu911]

At least phoenix jones wasnt wearing just hokey pads

[@MK_ULTRA420]

Instead of Bane they got Raz

[@dindjarin1023]

All that he needs is a Phoenix Jones symbol in the sky. Lol

[@emperorofthecosmos4640]

Instead of the Riddler you have Rex Viper

[@larrypoppins6273]

It feels like we're living through kickass 3.

[@larrypoppins6273]

@@mumboajumbois4592 what does this have to do with my comment?

[@koreaois4652]

@@larrypoppins6273 its a bot

[@odywilson04]

I thought I was the only one that thought it was like kick-ass

[@dr-johnnysins]

@The Spatza 😐

[@larrypoppins6273]

@The Spatza dude, I made a comment about kick-ass, where are you getting this from?

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

Not only is trained in martial arts he also has a literal suit of armor If he didn’t have to worry about assault he’d be nuts

[@mushtaqo216]

Imagine if the registry actually took off and functioned like the One Punch Man system so you had heroes of different grades...

[@omegawilliam95s36]

Jones is a C for sure.

[@tkrocket6778]

Shit would be fire

[@marselo1316]

@@tkrocket6778 bruh shit would be shit but also hella cool

[@tkrocket6778]

@@marselo1316 exactly

[@tkrocket6778]

Deadass I would train to become a hero no kap frfr

[@SuperWiiBros08]

It would be neat but also dangerous if there''s end up being an actual superhero with actual super powers, or at least someone with super smart reflexes, very clever ideology and such.

[@thoticcusprime9309]

@Noah Culley rather trash like that didnt exist

[@nxlnajeeb]

it would cause a lot of damage with superpowers, but with super-smart reflexes, I don't see the problem

[@LazyGolden]

If someone had super powers they would probably be taken and experimented on like they were an animal.

[@donaldduck4392]

@@LazyGolden the origins of the real life clone wars.....

[@dieptrieu6564]

@@LazyGolden Better that than letting them ravage the city. Tho, i'd like it if government can give them a job and supervise them instead of doing inhumane experience

[@melodicgod2382]

I’ve heard this guts story about 20,000 times and never gets old.

[@johnthegamerman404]

@@mumboajumbois4592 Change your trash PFP.

[@marshalladamant]

@The Spatza Ok generical edgy-ass atheist kid number 27836 (y), God bless you and your family

[@marshalladamant]

@s h r u g the madlad is just copy pasting it in every comment randomly lul

[@FemboiMars]

@The Spatza lol this reads like a comment a bot posted because it saw the word "god" in a username

[@capitalistball2924]

@@marshalladamant he could do the same think to you by calling you a general edgy-ass religious kid

[@nameputhpong9041]

The moment i saw a real-life woman superhero actually dressed scantily was the moment i put down comic books and actually started applying myself to life and those around me.

[@eliasjakemoran02]

Lmao💀