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[@toyotatacoma1616]

“I’m not gay just it funny” The quote of a generation.

[@khzarioeul2776]

As a slavic person myself can confirm that majority of anal lovers here do it for fun

[@cloud_monkey422]

“I’m not gay, but my bf is”

[@bjrgneutenforstaende5428]

I remember Mark at bestgore did an interview with Jar Man back in the day. Hva i faen!!

[@frenchys_prospecting]

I want this on my gravestone just to confuse people.

Khzario Eul why do Slavic speaking people have their identity in their language group rather than their own country? Germanic people don’t do this Germans, Anglos, Danes don’t say “as a Germanic I know such and such” always found this odd.

[@panqueque445]

"He said he didn't make a sound because he didn't feel like it" What a legend

[@theredbastard]

This is Russia, we don’t feel pain unless we want to

[@JasonVanished]

American shoots Russian Russian: *Just stares at the American silently* American: What are you? Russian: What are WE?

[@mattmarzula]

@@theredbastard I'm sure the heroin helps.

[@robotbanana4261]

Sounds depressing as fuck

[@bervin3232]

panqueque445 A raid shadow legend

[@mutant-zombieleaves9501]

Can you imagine finding out that your dad is the jar guy? Holy shit..

[@mrmanpersonguy5812]

"Hey Jimmy, have you seen One Guy One Jar?" "Yeah... That's my dad..."

[@michaelvessel4604]

I could imagine "bring your parents to school" day would be very awkward.

[@tylersouza]

@@michaelvessel4604 What about "bring your kid to work" day?

[@gorillagoop]

Is.. is that your dad?

[@bvvvvvgg]

Like father like son

[@potxtoe]

The fact that he doesn't seem embarassed/bothered about this in the slightest is amazing.

[@angelicpretty777]

i mean why bother? in the end acting that way just gets you more hate and easier to tease. its always better to laugh with everyone.

[@potxtoe]

@@angelicpretty777 yeah while that is true, some people still get embarassed anyway.

[@daviddaddy]

I mean he shared the video with the world! I doubt he has any shame or embarrassment.

[@supertornadogun1690]

Seems like this has happened before.

[@j.k.4479]

He was too embarrassed to get medical help, soooo...

[@galleryofrogues]

If I ever run for president, “I’m not gay, it just funny” is gonna be my campaign slogan.

[@deividilavitz6645]

LMAOOOOO, you have my vote!

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Definitely have mine, if that’s your slogan your obviously the best for the job

[@homegrowntwinkie]

If Trump can do it, I have 100% faith in you. You'd have my vote if I wasn't a felon.

[@mirzaahmed6589]

And $20 is $20.

[@av.punk.801]

If I ever turn bootlicker and run for president, I would run the opposite

[@mammoneymelon]

"i'm not gay just it funny" man was ahead of his time

[@minalooo]

Jalapeño peppers

[@tom-zk9kd]

Giorno with cats nice

[@conaldeugenepeterson2147]

“Rectum damn near killed em” - Chris Farley

[@satisfried_6654]

Man you know we're in one of *those* timelines when you see "Jar Man" and wonder "huh which one?"

[@jaksida300]

I thought it might be the Brony one.

[@raynjpg]

Jaksida me too ngl

[@demonking86420]

The mullet man created more timelines than we realize, ptkfgs is not alone

[@shannonbriggs100]

I recognised that floor immediately. That damn video has been imprinted in my mind since the moment I saw it when I was just a pure, innocent 13 year old.

[@clamdove3292]

i'm relatively new to this side of the internet. can someone explain what the other one was? (i will not click any links you send me)

[@sgtsurgeon.]

He ravaged his own ass with a glass jar, didn't make a sound simply because he didn't want to, worked an entire workday, came back home and was fine within 2 weeks. Fucking legend

[@zerotwoisreal]

typical russians lmao

[@randybaumery-u5r]

He was insane

[@BullittAutomotive]

He didn’t make a sound because his family is in the next room.

[@literallymereal1]

😭​@@BullittAutomotive

[@Herra_K]

​@@BullittAutomotivebro didn't watch the video 😭😭

[@quebecnihilismfront999]

my father is a surgeon and he told me he operated on a guy with a broken glass jar up his a$$ while in his residency. Probably not the same guy. Crazy to know it happened more than once, the world is crazed

[@johnbacon4997]

Tell your dad thanks for what he does. Physicians and nurses really get worked to hard

[@quebecnihilismfront999]

@@johnbacon4997 Forgot to mention it happened on christmas eve lol

[@akreanimated7242]

"If I had a nickel for every time someone shoved a jar up their ass and it broke I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."

[@johnbacon4997]

@@akreanimated7242 are you a medical personel

[@akreanimated7242]

John Bacon nah i was referencing a meme

[@slickryder]

"i'm not gay just it funny" -sun tzu

[@cansspuns7780]

would you mind to explain? pls

[@spate7207]

damn it this wasn't a reference I was expecting on a video like this

[@sambibambi5409]

@@cansspuns7780 it funny

[@incongruous4]

@@cansspuns7780 sun tzu was the asian guy who did kung fu in the movie rush hour

[@anikalmao]

@@incongruous4 nah man that was Genghis Khan. Pretty sure he was in Fast and Furious tho

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

This horrific rectal trauma is brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends.

[@charles67198]

what else is new...

[@DocBree13]

😆

[@rq6767]

LOL

[@mihalic17]

RAID:Shadow Legends was made in Ukraine. COINCIDENCE?!

[@Igneeka]

Idk what to tell you, makes sense

[@airbiox11]

Hey, Jar Mann fam! I hope you enjoyed that video! Remember we’re not just deteriorating rectums, we’re shocking viewers!

[@JMBuildz]

underrated comment fr😭

[@satagaming9144]

my sides have reached escape velocity

[@thecianinator]

Holy shit lmao

[@Womper1992]

I read it in Dhar Mann's voice before I even realized the joke lol

[@davidpatterson555]

LMAOOOOOO

[@nqfgc]

WAIT HE HAS A WIFE AND TWO SONS HE WENT TO WORK AN *HOUR* LATER GOD

[@vlaznyccc]

Absolute madlad

[@Strawbxrrycastiel]

I aspire to be like him some day (and I'm not saying I want to shove dangerous thigs up my ass lmao) Just imagine handle pain like that??

[@kylenielsen5083]

Russians.

[@twu1909]

God already left

[@AleK0451]

kinda just breezed over that one

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

I showed the video to a friend of mine while Never Gonna Give You Up played in the background, successfully creating a synaptic response in his brain where he would think of 1 guy 1 jar every time he heard the song for maximum pain.

[@prithvithakur7950]

Mk ultra 😂😂😂👌

[@JustinWhangYt]

Do you work for the CIA?

[@prithvithakur7950]

@@JustinWhangYt 🤫🤫🤫

[@LoveStruckLoner]

that is brutal

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

@@JustinWhangYt I can neither confirm or deny the existence or non-existence of ties between myself and agencies that specialize in enhanced interrogation techniques

[@EddVCR]

I was honestly shocked that the thick glass jar broke. I tried breaking a jar with my hands, but the thing is solid. I was awestruck by the incredible pressure inside a human ass.

[@lasi_eisbaer]

Please don't make it even worse for me. I am still traumatized.

[@mintt9724]

@@lasi_eisbaer I remember watching that video when I was 9..

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@mintt9724 Jesus, I saw it when I was 12 or 13.

[@agnes7404]

You could fit an entire raccoon up there

[@carltonbanks8251]

@@agnes7404 I once saw a news story where a guy had an entire squirrel up his rectum. The human ass is op.

[@ampeater777]

God, the sound of glass shards grinding together still feels like working over exposed nerves with a wire brush

[@MYLAR.]

that’s a very specific description but god is it accurate

[@whoiskizuki.]

This dude could destroy Thanos by Shoving him up his Rectum and shattering him.

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Reverse antman

[@zerronyx1362]

an endgame reference this far into 2020? seriously?

[@akiko3688]

@@zerronyx1362 yes

[@DmitryChmelyov]

What are you, meme police?

[@Power-kn6fk]

Yes

[@WarriorCats4EverFan]

if the internet has taught me anything, the words “jar” and “man” in the same sentence will always involve something disturbing.

[@loganmacgyver2625]

"A man is holding a jar"

[@DJSamsonofficial]

@@loganmacgyver2625 eww

[@ParisAlexandros]

"A man is holding a jar. In it, a Rainbowdash figurine"

[@truebornseeker9767]

Just the word “Jar” is traumatic

[@thing8357]

Or (insert number) (insert object) (insert number) (insert animal or person). That setup you its gonna be fuck shit. Examples 3 guys 1 hammer, 2 guys one icepick, 2 guys one horse.

[@superduperluigi676]

"I'm not gay, just it funny" is the new "no homo"

[@misskirika2043]

If I ever get gay married that’s gonna be in my vows

[@butter_catt]

@@misskirika2043yes. -3 years ago

[@bernietoth]

10:12 it didn’t EXPLODE inside him, it IMPLODED inside him. This is similar to what the passengers on the Oceangate Titan experienced

[@zamexnox]

Bruh 😂

[@fionanatalieholden5965]

But the glass jar was rated to at least some degree unlike Titan. I'd sooner trust the jar😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernietoth]

@@fionanatalieholden5965 you’re a wild one

[@paulsmith5611]

Both the Titan and the jar were pushed too deep. Note for kinky freaks- Make sure the jar you are using has a maximum depth listed on the side of it and don't go any further.

[@Deadwolfthedark66]

"Foreskin seems to match" well then, that's enough for today

[@AS34N]

Boy if this isnt the absolute fuckun truth.

[@spiritninja5757]

It’s probably the first foreskin he’s ever saw

[@WhoElseButZane]

That's your problem with this

[@derrickhappytree]

Thats definitely enough for me today, ita 530am 😪

[@cm9231]

*Alex Shephard wants to know your location*

[@sonicboostpro]

So he stuck a whole jar up his ass, broke it, didn’t make a sound because he didn’t feel like it, stuffed his ass with cotton, went to work an hour later, and healed up in 2 weeks *this man is simply built different*

[@pretzeljawbreaker5140]

Bro🥶

[@mikari.01]

What a legend 👏

[@g.r.o.g.u.1892]

man....

[@AutumnSwift2]

Probably still has glass up there to this day

[@bruceleesmilkytiddies]

He is a tank

[@zfin87]

If you’ve never seen this, congratulations. Your friends might actually be decent people

[@JaviaMusic]

I’ve never seen any of these videos and I seriously don’t want too but nope, my friends are not decent people

[@zootopiaondvd8081]

i only saw like 1 or 2 seconds of it but it was enough to remember lol one of my friends just casually said something along the lines of "look at this" and it sounded so casual i though nothing of it before looking

[@xoxoxo5286]

God, I remember the shower of blood. What a nightmare.

[@ooferdoot2429]

They might be (but I sure aint)

[@synthdriver8817]

Yeah nope. They're my best friends and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[@CerpinTaxtt]

the muffled pop of the jar collapsing inside him, the crackling sound of the pieces of glass, it all haunts me to this day. I hate my curiosity.

[@Kamharam]

The “POP” sound and the subtle jolt from that dude has haunted my nightmares for years now. Good job on resurfacing all these emotions, Whang.

[@jackporter3178]

After all these years, the words "three guys one hammer" still gives me chills.

[@SolitudeCS]

The heartless freaks who did that, and more, deserve to rot in boredom for eternity

[@inthefade]

Somehow I missed that and I hope I don't have to ever experience it.

[@fujoshiiiii]

@@inthefade i envy you

[@LuckyDT]

ruskiturbo Pretty sure those guys finally got found out a few years back no?

[@areg251]

Thats a good thing

[@TheLoneGameMan]

Next level: Sticking a brick of sand up in there and making his own glass jar.

[@heavenlything]

shoving coal up his ass and making diamonds

[@80me16]

Shoving magma up his ass and making a glass vase

[@AdamSmithNES]

Didn't Primitive Technology do this

[@EduardoRichtere-muito-gostoso]

And then breaking it again for good measure

[@kidbogus3731]

Is this how you do it in minecraft?

[@arima_song]

He's a big meme here, in Russia. Y'all may be horrified, but to us, he's just as hilarious as gachimuchi men and the goatse, lol

[@zzidan1]

True, he's a madlad

[@paulhuang1694]

Nice humor

[@arima_song]

@@paulhuang1694 thanks👍

[@Y0NI]

I almost got traumitized from barely watching 3 secs of the video 💀💀💀 u built diffrent

[@arima_song]

@@Y0NI let me just say that this video was made and got popular in a veeery different time, haha

[@Lily-pv7og]

And he has kids? Imagine that being your dad and coming across that video lmaoo

[@alilaro]

I could finally be proud of my father

[@krampuskardashian5890]

@Andrew Peterson Imagine going to school and all of your friends are talking about the new Whang video Then you see the thumbnail.

[@nameofthename]

"what's your dad do for a living?" "makes videos." "oh cool, has he had any go viral?" "yes." "what's it about?" "him shoving a glass jar up his ass and then the jar breaking while it was still in him."

[@gamer65688]

Chances are they watched it

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

Jokes on you I don’t have a dad

[@kalebdye4378]

The fact that this dude doesn't even scream when the jar breaks scares me to my core to this day.

[@brie1026]

He had to be quiet, because his wife and kids were elsewhere in the house.

[@dlobelow760]

@@brie1026 HE HAD A FAMILY?!

[@dlobelow760]

Jesus....I fucking remember that. He was so fucking silent.

[@EL-ISS]

I feel you man. I feel like he'll haunt me in my dreams when he keels.

[@nowhereman748]

I screamed for him back when I watched it.

[@StinkyBlack1]

It’s definitely the guy, he’s done more than one jar, that one just broke, on accident.

[@halfeatenbagelbite2300]

He fosho evolved his game I remember seeing one after he healed and he started filling the jars with water to (I'm assuming) keep the jar from breaking

[@r603burakkusuta2]

@@halfeatenbagelbite2300 Fosho is not a word.

[@halfeatenbagelbite2300]

@@r603burakkusuta2 sorry to have not appeased you master, I'll try my best next time

[@Tamramsy]

R603 Burakkusuta nobody really cares, it’s just a shortened version of for sure

[@r603burakkusuta2]

@@Tamramsy It is worse, because ebonics are gross.

[@SmellsFamiliar]

I cannot even understand the fact this man took care of this alone, I am stunned.

[@Lkdhhabv]

No way he didn’t get help. You’d need internal stitches

[@silaswilbur]

​@@LkdhhabvI assume he kept the cotton in there for a couple of days to a week to allow the ass to fully repair without needing stitches

[@Dirty_Dev]

Imagine taking a shit after that

[@mortyrosenstein4211]

Bro finally, I knew you would have to get to this one.

[@jonmurphy4889]

That's what I was just saying!!!

[@hein7812]

Same

[@JustinWhangYt]

I was thinking it was a while since I did this sort of video, so he was next in line

[@Ignoto88]

FinANALLY

[@kennethcarpenterii7636]

This is possibly the most disturbing thing I never watched haha

[@mio7283]

The tf2 sniper and this guy are the only two men who can be called “jar man” on the internet

[@ianduarte1992]

Both are gross tho

[@stupid-idiot-555]

ian duarte one is just a bit more gross then the other

[@smallkidneyjoe4046]

clearly you havent heard of quinton reviews

[@dapp3r_dunce_357]

Instead of piss, it's shit tho.

[@thenightjackal]

scout is also a jar man to varying degrees

[@jynxpain8185]

He said “ I’ll play the sound for you” I SCREAMED NOOOoooooOo

[@jynxpain8185]

@@mufferducker822 haha oh my !! When I yelled out my partner came running in the room because he thought I got hurt ! Lmao

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

Crunch

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

The kittens softened the blow

[@what-bn6xq]

It wasn't that bad in my opinion, but it barely made a noise and you can't really hear the crack that well, but I was also scared when he said he was gonna play the audio.

[@Smokkedandslammed]

That was the first sound to haunt my soul and let me know the internet will punch you in the face.

[@Weather.report.the.rainbow]

Sad to say this man died, a brave soldier who went through the front line trying his best to protect his people, but unfortunately, theres no man, and no jar 😢

[@Dessurta]

He didnt die

[@Nikoisntanotter]

Notice how during the ad, he never once said the game was good. Brilliant

[@orllyfools14X8]

If I was you tuber I would do it the same way. Anyone who has played any mobile game knows there’s a high chance its botted bullshit not worth playing more than a few days. I would feel nothing for anyone who gets addicted to these types of games.

[@Rise65487]

@@orllyfools14X8 most mobiles-games are what's called "gaccha" that's a trend of video-game popularised by japan, in which you basically bet a in-game currency to get new and better characters of course, the chances you get what you want are pretty-low, which mean that when you don't get what you want, you're advised to spend more obviously, it's all just a scam, as you can not only get that same in-game money by doing missions and shit, but also buy trading it for actual money which mean thoses games are basically glorified casinos made for all-ages TL;DR: games like raid shadow-legends and fifa are preying on children and gambling-addicts the youtuber named "Jim-Sterling" already made a lot of videos about that "genre" of video-games, i advise watching them

[@Bardockfan150]

@@orllyfools14X8 Raid is famous for giving KZbinrs an exact script to follow.

[@DionneDion]

@@Rise65487 Lol this actually happened, my rich friend wasted 500 euros on fucking fire emblem heroes just to get a character. Yeah. Not kidding.

[@DionneDion]

@Bruce Wayne Yes.

[@acekit2562]

The ending was kinda satisfying The guy didn’t know who he was And the madlad just responded with the most badass quote he could’ve said “It’s my video pal” -jar man

[@deemah3602]

))

[@chrisalan5610]

"Raid is a game about building different teams for different scenarios" Like fighting four guys, or fighting four different guys. With two whole attack animations, the possibilities are endless

[@prithvithakur7950]

😂😂😂I love whang!

[@viktorthebird6115]

He died, like a few weeks ago defending his homeland. My guy won't be forgotten.

[@robbieracer3294]

A 50 year old man joined the army?

[@viktorthebird6115]

@@robbieracer3294 in Ukraine they're not being all that selective anymore.

[@heathermillsphantomlimb9314]

@@viktorthebird6115but he’s a Russian who was living in the Ukraine. The site claiming this is also well known for posting false and unverified information. It could be true, but it’s not anywhere close to verified.

[@Jorge-wg9tq]

Next episode " Visiting the grave of the guy from one man one horse"

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

Mr hands?

[@Pedro-S1lva]

@Flamenguista SLK Brasil tututu 🇧🇷

[@fartsimulator-of9li]

@@Pedro-S1lva???

[@dantezoid]

Wtf is this video? Never heard of it

[@gamemeister27]

@@dantezoid It's also called Mr Hands. The incident ended up exposing an underground bestiality ring.

[@seto007]

I'm not gonna lie: the sound on its own is honestly much worse than hearing it alongside the video. Can't explain why, but it just is.

[@ElysetheEevee]

I love just listening to things with my eyes closed. I do it all the time. It makes so much more of an impact, doesn't it?

[@RealGlowup]

ElysetheEevee 👀

[@RealGlowup]

Agreed

[@znightowlz6585]

ElysetheEevee 👂👁👄👁👂🖐 Hol’ up

[@samuelmartens9390]

Its like actually not

[@BlastinRope]

This man is testing the limits of "no homo", hero

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

He broke his rectum though

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 more holes for more jars i guess

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 that's cursed

[@Sunimec]

@@kusuossecretgf5401 there's a small one

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 hehe

[@maratischst1376]

guys i dont know if it is a fake or not, but news say that Alexey Tatarov was mobilised for Ukraine army and recently was kia

[@Nigga-nj9qt]

It's fake, Russian media made that for propaganda, some users in reddit say he died after shoving volleyball in his you know

[@noxxiaa]

pretty sure that post is a hoax. he would be over 50 by now, well over the drafting age and it says he died to a “shard wound,” an obvious nod to the jar video as well as in that post it says zelensky “refused to comment” so i wouldn’t take it seriously

[@SharpThinkingSharpKnives]

Chat is this real

[@thesilentgod7863]

Real?

[@jamentrojcak2852]

@@thesilentgod7863no it came from a telegram chat which is known to spread misinformation. this guy would be in his 50s now so it’s unlikely he’d have been drafted or if he was, sent to the front.

[@FPSDIESEL]

Idk why my friends in school would share these videos but we're all better for it

[@polandull]

One of my friends showed my a video of a guy shooting himself and my teacher saw it and didn't say anything he just staired at me

[@4stringslayer]

Awesome sauce

[@obscurus4339]

Out of everyone imaginable I was not expecting to see Diesel here. But he's speaking truth.

[@TheMusicLeak]

It hardened all of our souls. 4chan and pre 2.0 internet shaped everything that we see now. I saw 3 guys 1 hammer at like 10 years old, but at least I can say I’m not a complete fucking pussy as of now.

[@eduardoa3165]

yeah i used to show my friends these vids too..

[@mall0wfluff]

Dude when I was younger everyone told me this guy died and that traumatized me so much. But he’s alive? What a hero (obviously he’s not a hero, I was joking for those being dense)

[@pinkcashmeres]

Same. I was so horrified at the thought of him dying from internal bleeding!

[@chadcuckproducer1037]

An hero

[@Tanusree4899]

Are you sure hero is the right word for this!!?

[@chadcuckproducer1037]

@@Tanusree4899 Its like the Lemmiwinks South Park episode if Lemmiwinks were a porcupine!

[@mall0wfluff]

@@Tanusree4899 LMFAO

[@-EJ-]

Imagine how painful his shits were during the healing process. Just the thought of this is making me wince.

[@123JRR456]

Not just that, you would have to sterilize every time. Shit in wounds=not good.

[@cthulhupthagn5771]

eh, at this point turds probably just fell out freely. He probably wears diapers

[@udontknowmepixels7103]

He pretty lucky tho he could have died by just the infections that could occur

[@udontknowmepixels7103]

cthulhu Pthagn LMAO "I'm not gay.;;that just funny"😝🤣

[@karlmalone2464]

@@cthulhupthagn5771 yup, his butt hole is so blown out. I thought for sure he died since there was so much blood.

[@SW.Productions]

The owner of BestGore interviewed him. Dude was a straight psychopath

[@whiteyfisk9769]

Much like Alex Honnold

[@teddymv343]

Tell me more. Where can i watch

[@SW.Productions]

@@teddymv343 I don’t think there’s a video for it. I just saw an article with the text

[@shawnmcdoge2215]

It was like an AMA on th bestgore site but bestgore is gone now

[@-norsecode-]

That's addressed in the video. Just pause and read.

[@kakokapolei123]

I can't imagine what pooping must've felt like while he was "healing"

[@sibtainafridi9197]

oh dudeeeee 😩

[@squishycheeks4152]

It's a miracle it didn't get infected.

[@maycontainnuts3127]

He probably had to stick to a liquids only diet

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

Rectal bleeding is the worst

[@roshanefrazier4586]

may contain nuts he actually ate normally. He did an interview and answered a bunch of questions, he did almost pass out from blood loss though

[@Konstantinsen]

The sound of glass breaking is pretty jarring.

[@gamekid55]

Was the pun intentional?

[@dahm2696]

@@gamekid55 it's the same pun on all the jar man videos so yeah

[@Lola1912]

Its..ugh..

[@knightwing5169]

Those sounds bring back memories.

[@whoiskizuki.]

Very punny

[@greckle]

Justin is just a shell of the man he used to be... oh... the things he's seen.

[@bread_girl_jane]

jar man being the same person as screwdriver man is the biggest plot twist of the century

[@woos057]

Ah yes. Jars. The internet collectively cringes when a Jar is mentioned. Also O B J E C T S T H A T I S H O V E D U P M Y A R S E

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

V I B R A T O R S D I L D O S P E N S

[@Halozocker104]

COINS

[@Halozocker104]

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

[@Halozocker104]

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

[@hitthatneet4235]

h̸̬̬̳̚ȃ̶͙̗͚̌͒͗̓̏̎n̸̡͇̦̰͕̳̹̳͙̪̆͊̈́̾̇̿̾̀͒ḓ̷̛́̈́̎̋̑̇̇̕͠l̵̡͕̹̊͑͛̈́̋͝ȩ̷̗͐̏͐͝ͅs

[@ReaperCH90]

"This video which is basically guaranteed to be demonetized..." Checks video for ads Has ads HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

[@jexxer]

Susan has...special interests.

[@Blakbox92]

Classic youtube

[@thejudgmentalcat]

The ad revenue goes to YT, not the content creators.

[@darkcoeficient]

The video is for educational purposes

[@hiropon2985]

historical documentaries only on this channel

[@uNkLeRaRa4]

"Is love to show you a clip, but I can't" - The one time I appreciate KZbin's censorship

[@roguegirl29]

The moment when the glass jar broke is the one thing that still sticks with me to this day. It also added to my fear of sticking foreign objects in my orfices.

[@shawnmcdoge2215]

Probably a smart fear to have.....some people get a little cavalier with the things they insert into themselves. Case in point 1guy1cup

[@roguegirl29]

@@shawnmcdoge2215 Or 1 guy 1 screwdriver. *Shudder*

[@shawnmcdoge2215]

@@roguegirl29 while that one is terrible....at least with a screwdriver the chances of it breaking inside you is slim to none. Silver lining I guess lol

[@Deamons64]

Fun fact, my buddy Matt is an EMT in Boston. Supposedly, he saw an imitator of this guy in the hospital as he was getting out of work. Half the hospital staff was crammed into a hallway around this one room, where his ass was up in the air, he was speculumed open, and they were pulling shards of glass out. He stepped back into the hall, and laughed his way out to his car.

[@DigitalRX2r]

I would have never been the same after seeing that. 1000 yard stare for life.

[@wateriswet0510]

"he was speculumed open, and they were pulling shards of glass out" A sentence I don't want to exist

[@poontsunami1114]

@@DigitalRX2r the thousand yard stare goes away after a while when you see horrifying shit on a regular basis That or I'm a psychopath

[@Tsuyoshi_Kanda]

@Hellmark Channel The comment said he laughed not he was laughed at

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@Hellmark Channel Devolve? Have you seen the power of Alexei's asshole? He's the next step of the evolution of the human race.

[@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728]

When you hear about jars on the internet you always think about one of two things Either it's a figurine inside a jar with some suspicious white liquid, or its a jar inside someone with some suspicious red liquid.

[@greenhowie]

The Two Genders.

[@stephaniesummer2663]

Humanity needs to lose it’s jar privileges

[@nyankolavie]

Excuse me, her Name is Marisa show some respect, she is suffering a terrible fate ☺

[@michaela.754]

More like yellow.

[@Hello-rp4gy]

White liquid? More like, Brown solid goo

[@McQuiznos]

Just hearing the audio makes me cringe in pain and disgust. I can literally see it, as I hear it, and I haven’t seen the video in over 10 years or so.

[@kiddcarmine_]

*crunch*

[@sambradley9091]

I felt this comment. I wish I never saw that fucking video

[@kiddcarmine_]

Sam Bradley fr

[@eminatorstudios]

the pop and the muffled crackling that follows.

[@sethtaros7757]

I never even saw the video and it made my skin crawl.

[@iinsomniick]

“im not gay, just it funny” my yearbook quote

[@ticrific]

I’m trying to process the fact he NEVER went to the doctor for that???? Dude could have had micro pieces of glass just chilling underneath scars

[@irishandirie]

Look at all the strange marks on his bottom and back thighs that look like healing bed sores! I have a feeling this person is not at all concerned with leaving a lasting mark.

[@ticrific]

@@irishandirie i doubt hes worried about scars, but the risk of tiny pieces of glass lodged into your skin healing must be high. They could slice away internally and cause really bad bleeding. I doubt hes worried about that tho lol clearly if he was worried he would have gone to the doctor

[@irishandirie]

@@ticrific It was just a comment. Showing off internal scarring would be difficult.

[@Eppi_Leaf]

Better start digging i guess

[@daemonzap1481]

@@ticrific If he was worried about it then he wouldnt of shoved a jar up his butt!

[@figeon]

His camera is getting further and further away each week.

[@robertherrick6703]

Social distancing, mang.

[@karmacharma8526]

I think it might be he's just using more of a fisheye type lens it's cool looking I think

[@karmacharma8526]

@the1 haha lol I get jt

[@Njald]

My concern is that his room have no visible exits.

[@anfrac3700]

He’s got that Quake FOV.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“Soo how did you become a Internet legend?” Someone: “I made my cat play the keyboard” Jar man: “uhh, same”

[@delirium1643]

Hello again person i used to see on ark videos

[@guy_onfire]

@@delirium1643 oh dam

[@yoshikagekira7343]

I made it go to 2.1k likes, so satisfying

[@randerins]

"...except the keyboard is a jar and the cat is my butthole"

[@rupert_1491]

I had a minor alcohol addiction

[@chaoticbrainfluid]

rest in peace, the man with the jar (he died in June 2024 during the war)

[@Vovogaming-e2d]

Dude I am curious how did he even survive the jar shattering in his butt

[@666baby7]

How do we know ????

[@mix-n-match834]

We don't know if he's dead. There's a lot of rumors being spread around but nothing is verifiable so please don't spread misinformation. Still, lets hope he's safe...

[@corpse74]

when justin did that accent with "im not gay. just it funny" i shot out my gatorade all over my mac and died of laughter.

[@evanislost]

Rest in pieces (of glass)

[@ishouldbestudying251]

wow guys I think he found it really funny, maybe I mean like he legit really totally shot gatorade all over his mac and died guys

[@laughingmantis1769]

That's what you get for having a Mac you dingus.

[@koda_dawgg]

we've got a mac user, folks!

[@WatiWati-vk3dv]

ew,rich people

[@BasedGodGotenks]

Lmao “there’s a chance if you’ve had a blood transfusion in Ukraine you’re carrying a piece of the jar man with you

[@sproutley]

Quite beautiful to think, one day, there could be little anus blood shards in the lifeblood of hundreds across the world

[@qoooooooq]

Oh God oh fck oh God oh fuck

[@JG-qp9dl]

"that jar was his crowning achievement" 😭😭

[@will9726]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 crowning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@whoeverest_the_whateverest]

"Look guys, look, it's one of my greatest achivements"

[@koji8872]

The laughing til crying emojis ruined it

[@koji8872]

@@whoeverest_the_whateverest wario shits blood and glass

[@FletcherS92]

This comment is yours

[@AndrewRyan-rd1wl]

"I not gay, just it funny" That's some real comedy dedication!

[@WhinyB]

I can’t even break a glass jar by squeezing it with my hands. What I am trying to say is: that’s a lot of force.

[@squirreldude4971]

He did say there was a crack in the jar...or did that crack form while it was *in* his ass? But yes, you could say it was a "shit-ton" of force :D :P

[@loganmacgyver2625]

Well the asshole musxles are tight

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

squirrel dude it cracks in his ass

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Ranch DuBois well he sticks jars up there regularly if i remember correctly

[@brie1026]

@Elite Soulfly nah, he's Russian

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

This could have been about a few different 'jar men' to be honest

[@MarquisDeSang]

GlassAss . com

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

@@MarquisDeSang have you seen the wasp jar? It made me sad

[@kuromi8384]

@@MadeleineSwannSurreal ?????

[@youtubehandle91]

I’ve always called this guy jar squatter

[@MadeleineSwannSurreal]

@@kuromi8384 a man had a jar of dead wasps and... studied what happened to the bodies after jizzing in it regularly

[@CosmicKitsune12]

The fact that he played the audio somewhat killed me inside

[@Amogusrath]

I feel like my soul desperately wanted to leave my body but couldn’t I don’t blame it tho...

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

Just like the glass

[@OneStepPlanTN]

@@Bubbly_Dragon 💀

[@FilipinoUltranationalist]

ngl it feels like an ASMR

[@hankbouffiou283]

It sounds like something from gmod or half life

[@homelessjesse9453]

Oh, also here's another question that has never been answered. Wouldn't he at least gotten very sick from his own feces entering his bloodstream? I mean, he's gotta poop sometime before he was fully healed.

[@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath]

your bacterias don't conflict with your blood/immunity i'm no biologist tho

[@livebungusreaction]

@@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath it definitely can, but overall the body is way stronger than you think, but yeah septic shock could easily happen

[@miaa7968]

@@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath They absolutely can. Have you never heard of an opportunistic infection? Who lied to you lol

[@raccoononymous]

"I'd love to show you a clip" Why, you monster???

[@melskunk]

He suffered so we should too

[@bmichellew2010]

The fact that he makes no sound when the glass breaks in his ass is just as disturbing as the act itself

[@trishahouston3656]

Makes a person stop and Wonder"what the f*** possesses someone to do something like that"

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

It means that the man is hardcore.

[@crf80fdarkdays]

Us men are just built different ;)

[@aaronchapman6994]

Large amounts of DMT probably

[@juliabaum6366]

What’s dmt?

[@christianmartinez774]

I actually felt a little sick hearing the details. Feels good to know I'm not completely jaded.

[@ZaffyTaffy]

Were they unsettling? Perhaps.... A bit... jarring? I'll see myself out now.

[@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305]

@@ZaffyTaffy just....just don't

[@Occultist_Anonymous]

@@ZaffyTaffy ayyyyy

[@KingNative48]

The video is very cringy but its worth the while Maybe not

[@InfraredPony]

Cmon raid shadow legends isn't THAT bad

[@toxicrunner10zholo90]

He died in the Ukrainian war after being forced to serve now his name is on some sort of memorial

[@Etherman7]

I love how One guy One jar is more infamous and disturbing than several ACTUAL murders. I agree completely.

[@cm9231]

I was about to comment the same thing 😂

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

Wasn't 3 Guys 1 Hammer like a tape of a murder?

[@cm9231]

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine yep, which makes it all the more paradoxical

[@sagawahx3]

Only Raid: Shadow Legends could sponsor a video like this. They don't have any filters.

[@oscwavcommentaccount]

"This self oof is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends"

[@SuperLlama42]

I want a story about someone who shoved Raid: Shadow Legends up their ass

[@dreddfan01]

Kinda appropriate that they sponsor a video of a guy shoving something up his arse.

[@alilaro]

Everyone gives shit to Raid, but you gotta give credit, they're out here supporting our demonized youtube lads when no one else would dare.

[@alilaro]

Raid: Shadow Legends---they were there for us when nobody else was.

[@ishizuishtar1110]

This is basically the episode of "King Of The Hill," when Hank was researching porn to fight a late fee. This man watched HOURS this Alexei guy's solo kink videos solely for research. This level of commitment is what makes a true journalist.

[@wimberlen]

Alexi doesnt even do it because of that. he finds it funny. absolute legend.

[@bumble-bee189]

He died at the front in Ukraine a few days ago Press F legend

[@goodusername7402]

I've never been able to figure out where Whang's door is in his room and I've always imagined him as trapped in this small cluttered rectangular room endlessly making KZbin videos and sleeping

[@Takomaster87]

I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@ericchandler90]

The door is a hatch on the sealing. He's in an underground bunker.

[@marieliana3142]

Ugh that thought makes me claustrophobic

[@thedotmann4156]

Seems kind of cozy ngl

[@bl8n2]

"he didn't pass out coz he donated blood over the years, what a stand up guy" hahaha that cracked me up, no pun intended

[@TanukiOkiyo]

“And then he sticks the jar up his- Me: That’s enough internet for today.

[@queendiamond770]

First time?

[@natesmith9185]

Its a lot of blood.

[@jimmy5391]

@Alexander Scales kids these days amiright

[@TanukiOkiyo]

I'm Leonessa Nah. I remember when Goatse was a thing , but breaking a jar in his poop shoot with blood gushing out is pretty messed up . And I used to work as a Sterile Processing Tech , where I got to see pieces of bones , blood and fat from surgeries .

[@blockhead8134]

Fucking hilarious

[@DoctorDreaded]

For those who dont know, this guy unfortunately died in the Ukraine war

[@mjsock284]

DAMN YOU PUTIN

[@gasterblaster6943]

🫡

[@throbert8244]

It was a hoax

[@Wyv2004]

​@@throbert8244 Shush, let the nostalgic comments roll in 😅

[@Pinkiechan123]

Ah yes memories of being a 9 year old with unrestricted internet access

[@Emmanel9]

😔

[@tovi3280]

11 here ouch

[@Emmanel9]

@@tovi3280 get off youtube before you hurt yourself

[@TheB00tyWarrior]

Dude, those were the days

[@sasshole8121]

this is why I don't have kids

[@RotaryLover]

Best description I've seen at the time for this was: "It's like playing Bambi on a DVD player, except that the DVD player is an rectum, Bambi is a jar and instead of playing a sweet movie, it explodes."

[@nathanrail-road9662]

It's gone...

[@nathanrail-road9662]

Reduced to atoms

[@fen7662]

I know that generally the intestines and anus and that whole area tends to heal very quickly (my dad had a surgery that, long explanation short, required them to take a small portion of his intestine and they said that it will heal within a day, most frequently), but it's amazing that it healed without the help of a doctor making sure that the sliced up flaps in there got put where they belonged.

[@lostmedia-e6p]

When you're Russian, there is no such thing as 'big deal', I guess. All jokes aside, I never knew the intestines heal that quickly!

[@platinumsun4632]

@@lostmedia-e6p Well its a very important part of the body. So you better bet were evolved to have it heal fast. I mean being unable to have bowel movements from injury is bad. Infection of such an area is also very bad and easy seeing as what intestines are for.

[@atlas8827]

"sliced up flaps" i'm gonna get sick

[@eduardocherry7268]

9:52 hope the war hasn’t been too hard on jar man

[@jeremywilliams9470]

Disturbing: the contents of the video described Also disturbing: knowing damn well the contents of said video and watching it in it’s entirety. Humans are strange, strange creatures.

[@misseselise3864]

even more disturbing: it’ll be harder to find someone who hasn’t seen the video

[@hoodedman6579]

@@misseselise3864 That's not hard, I didn't watch it; nothing about "man shoves jar up his ass and it breaks" made me think "oh yeah, I gotta see this".

[@misseselise3864]

Hooded Man it was called 1 man 1 jar and ppl back when it happened wouldn’t have assumed that it was going to be someone putting a jar in their ass

Hooded Man It’s pretty funny ngl

[@mb-qi1qq]

“I’d love to show a clip-“ NO YOU DONT! NO YOU DO NOT!

[@movingyoucantfindme6852]

HE DOESN'T

[@JetScreamer_YT]

Showed that vid to my bud's mom. Her reaction was a calm, "He needs to go to the hospital".

[@robbieboydudeguy]

That mom musta seen some shit,,

[@ZaffyTaffy]

My best friend's mom has been a trauma nurse for 30 years. People shove dangerous shit up their butts waaaaay too often. Lightbulbs, batteries, flashlights, drinking glasses, dolls, even one guy with a prosthetic arm (not his own btw). Pretty much everything . It often goes very, very wrong. She's seen so much, when we were in middle school this video just made her sigh deeply and ask if we wanted to hear what she had seen.

[@ZimVader-0017]

@@ZaffyTaffy So the dude just took someone's prosthetic arm and shoved it up his ass....

[@otterwithagun1982]

@@ZimVader-0017 He was a bicepsual.

[@sharkgal4]

“Your carrying a bit of the jar man with ya” Pure poetry

[@officialbuffoon8506]

Hearing “3 guys 1 hammer” just ruined my whole day. Sad backstory

[@claysoggyfries]

Wtf is that

[@henryskipper5507]

@@claysoggyfries 3 guys eat a hammer, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@dantezoid]

@Jashed Onfree why? What's the backstory?

[@shotgunn9]

@@dantezoid its just three teen kids who are twisted individuals. They murder a man very slowly with a hamer and screwdriver. Its quite hard to watch and im not very squeamish. The man they chose at random was the sole bread winner for his entire family. Its just a waste honestly.

[@meap6474]

I was just scared he was gonna mention "1 Lunatic 1 Icepick"

[@LDRtheRaptorJesus]

For the longest time I had no idea what the title was so me and my friends just referred to it as "chunky salsa".

[@lasi_eisbaer]

Bruhhhhhh

[@brianmcdonald7017]

I lold

[@manboutuomaeley4311]

Dude.. no..

[@SilverFalcon.]

Forbidden salsa

[@ghagzor]

cursed salsa

[@Hey_Jamie]

“You’ve never seen a guy bleed like this before” - Someone who has clearly never seen the Bud Dwyer video... oh man.

[@andrewpereira888]

★Zoechu★ enlighten me?

[@rogainegaming6924]

@@andrewpereira888 budd dwyer blew his brains out with a .357 mag on live TV

[@jessepinkman1471]

@@rogainegaming6924 or you could put it that way i guess

[@MrFungi69]

that flow tho

[@granthoover9045]

linkmaze you can actually find it on KZbin because it’s considered part of history

[@aepigeons9375]

I only just discovered Whang!'s channel last night, and already I'm bracing myself whenever he mentions jars.

[@ImmundaDeus]

I'm having war flashbacks. I haven't seen that video in a decade, but it's forever burned in my skull. Yeah, I'm skipping past the sounds you so lovingly provided...

[@melskunk]

Yep TAPTAPTAP okay safe

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I still can hear that scream at the end

[@kyeran441]

"It was never about the fame for Alex, it was about the art" - This KILLED me.

[@CrashWeezerman]

Me: *starts eating* Also me: "Oh, a new video from Whang. What's Jar Man?"

[@Blakbox92]

Me: I'm hungry, I'm going to order a pizza and... Whang - Jar Man Me: yep, gonna hold off until I watch this first

[@meatloafbiggie2348]

I’m literally eating pizza right now