The Legend of Jerma: Speedrun of the Stooge

HE HAD SO MUCH FUN AND LIKED THE GAME A LOT GUYS WE PROMISE
Editor: Vinnysuperg123
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Originally streamed on September 17th, 2023.
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[@akigorii]

I was pissing myself with laughter when he started fighting ganon and immediately forgot how to do ANYTHING in the game

[@diarmuidallen5899]

PUT THE CAMERA DOWN BRO

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Stress does things to a man

[@twosoup3252]

@@sophitiaofhyrule first known player to almost lose to Dark Beast Ganon

[@Hexacosichoron12]

​@@twosoup3252 or calamity ganon

[@xXxthe_epic_gamerxXx]

only jerma would abandon a sixty hour game partway through only to return months later and speedrun the rest of it in one sitting

[@joe____]

We are of course talking about Fart Simulator 2013

[@sbilldmilk]

WRONG i would also do that

[@deliboy8895]

I’ve done this multiple times

[@hidoryy]

I did this with elden ring lol

[@teupaiocabalo3893]

60 hour game?? 💀💀💀

[@Epic4evr]

Jeremy struggling through a timed challenge while having 4 unused speed potions in his inventory is very on-brand.

[@TexasBakedBlackBeans]

his vision hasn't been the same ever since the big bang...

[@adistefano_]

⁠@@TexasBakedBlackBeansyou mean that time when he flashbanged that civilian in Hitman 2? crazy times

[@ClassicBentobox]

@@adistefano_ You don’t have to pretend it was in a video game, you need to be honest or it’ll never heal

[@samray321]

Great to see older folk trying to learn video game controls for the first time. Hope this man continues his amazing videogaming journey 😊

[@svennevs5740]

985 years old, I don't think there's much of a journey left

[@fivegeese6342]

Once he transcends in 15 years, he won’t remember any of this, very sad :(

[@svennevs5740]

It'll be like starting a new save file for him. And who's to say he doesn't go the genocide route this time.

[@-howtomake999]

​@@svennevs5740this is his post-genocide pacific run, that's why everything is so fucked up

[@JustAnotherTom]

I've read a lot of comments over the years on his channel but this, this has to be the most insulting one of them all

[@hyena142]

I've played and watched so much of BotW over the years and Jerma is the first person I've seen fly directly into Vah Medoh's helicopter blades

[@keaton5101]

he's the first person i've ever seen blow vah medoh right out of the sky with one shot

[@fucyu3528]

over the years it feels brand new wtf

[@j.r.b7661]

@@fucyu3528nah you’re thinking Tears of the Kingdom. This game came out in 2017

[@Tulip_bip]

@@fucyu3528 botw is 7 years old

[@bloodsausage6635]

@@Tulip_bipJesus fuck you can’t just say that

[@iminumst7827]

He lost so much progress by rushing the castle without saving. And it's even more hilarious knowing that he would have beat his challenge if he just saved then.

[@loneplayer8222]

I’m looking at the frame data and all signs point to this run being spliced

[@grunchchristmas]

@shut up

[@a_n845]

Ye, 37 minutes is too fast to be 3 hours

[@BenTheEmpath]

In classic Jerma fashion, he decides to completely crumble and flail around screaming at the clutch, despite having more than enough time if he kept playing the way he had the previous 3 hours

[@Naev0w0]

Jerma is such a strange creature, he's hardly even human

[@BenTheEmpath]

there's "does not do well under pressure" and then there's jerma, who will forget his name and how to control his fingers if you set an egg timer for an hour@@Naev0w0

[@Leto_0]

Woops uhoh haha so clumsy

[@CptDoot]

@@Naev0w0 silly little organism

[@killanelle]

watching him get so excited about “beating the game” only to realize there was one boss left had me nearly crying with laughter

[@aidanchilders9043]

Watching Jerma play BOTW must be how it feels to be a pro soccer player (or even just a decently alright one) and at your kid's first big game you watch him stand around in confusion when the whistle is blown, miss every shot that's sent his way, forget what the rules are mid-game, try to pick up the ball with his hands and ultimately launch a game-winning penalty kick straight into his own goal.

[@orikku]

34:12 you are the first person to take damage in this phase

[@emeraldmusic9236]

Jerma somehow knows how to twist his own words against himself

[@oli-cm7hs]

Fun fact, there are actually multiple Jermas in the room when he streams and so when he twists his own words against himself it is just another Jerma being an asshole

[@Slop_Dogg]

Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself

[@zarrowthehorse]

Do you think people call him Jerry

[@rainbowpandafish]

I straight-up forgot what it looks like when he plays this game. It's sublime it's like a charlie chaplin film.

[@napkin8920]

jerma's superpower is forgetting every single button on the controller every 2 minutes

[@Gormfeld]

I love how when Jerma gets targeted by the lazer enemy he'll juke back and forth only to stop right when it shoots and get hit anyway.

[@jeremytitus9519]

I still cry myself to sleep thinking about how when the universe resets and we all have to do this crazy dance again, Jerma won’t be with us. 985 was the final one. So much for the “eternal return”.

[@blakes8901]

Don't worry, he promised to end things by singing Frank Sinatra's My Way.

[@accountname7969]

Then it will be your turn, as Jeremy number 9520

[@uhoh7545]

Actually, Johnny Joestar becomes 984. 985 was, in fact, an in media res timeline! Don't forget to catch "Ster Ball Run" next cycle!

[@blakes8901]

Id accept the task, but i wouldnt be able to live up to the hype. We must find someone more worthy than I.

[@jllemin4]

​@@blakes8901No he promised the final stream to be the politics stream

[@charlienavidad]

wait he didn’t even wear the armor he upgraded for the final battle 😭

[@adachy]

I went to his funeral and I’m pretty sure I saw him sitting in the audience.

[@orb9760]

I remember he did that at his first funeral too.

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

He was there for the afterparty too, dude said he wouldn’t miss it for the world

[@willmcd6617]

Jerma definitely would be the type to Tom Sawyer his own funeral

[@dunda563]

37:21 - "I guess you could say I really liked it" he says, through gritted teeth

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

The Legend of Jerma: Moron’s Mask

[@memeolade9079]

The description for this vid reads like a sign you see on a car window that says "AC IS ON, DOG IS FINE"

[@tylerf.145]

watching jerma play this game is like watching your grandpa trying and failing to use his phone and he wont ask for help

[@Zeddeck]

He's said several times that he'll never play Tears of the Kingdom, so I can't wait for his TOTK stream next month.

[@WuRuYi]

Stands directly infront of Ganon, holds the shield key with no shield equipped, takes a beam directly to the face, complains about how parrying is so hard. He is unbelievable.

[@CokeComb]

I appreciate whoever’s editing all this unreleased content following his passing. Rest easy king, you touched lots of hearts. RIP

[@tac0butt158]

i thought he was actually cooked, waddahell

[@deliocache2528]

I no longer mourn his passing. They are just going to bring him back next episode

[@lungpiercing]

lots of intestines too. lots of intestines

[@thedub007]

I made a reminder to myself after watching the raw stream to see if when this video came out, the thing at 6:23 would actually be edited. Thank you, you lovely editor, for assuaging my fears.

[@paperlamps5813]

Only Jerma could make one of the easiest final boss fights into an agonizing ordeal

[@robertsides3626]

Jerma worrying about not making his own self imposed timer to beat such a great game is akin to hanging out with your dad. You're having a great time, but it's painfully obvious he keeps checking his watch.

[@mor3gan285]

"Such a great game" lul

[@sparrow_solas]

this comment made me sad

[@dangdudedan8756]

?

[@j.r.b7661]

@@mor3gan285yeah dude. It is a great game lol

[@Birdyboys]

@@mor3gan285it is

[@isabelleiswatchingyou]

Can't wait for the Tears of The Kingdom playthrough coming in 5 years from now.

[@Claire-Sewings]

Hyped!

[@shizar998]

"im just trying to get as many people to leave as possible" - Jeremy "Jerma" Elbertson, Professional streamer.

[@aortaplatinum]

Oh thank God it's over. That was the most exausting, maddening experience I've ever had watching Jerma play a game. This playthrough probably caused more burst blood vessels in my eyes than any one thing ever has.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Since I don't think you're joking, I'll say that I don't understand how people can say things like this about streams/highlights they could simply... not watch. I've stopped watching playthroughs when I felt like they were frustrating me more than entertaining me, it's not like you even have to sever your allegiance to the streamer or anything. (If you're joking, pretend I didn't say anything.)

[@aortaplatinum]

@@Nat_the_Chicken Naw it's still enjoyable, but in the same way like really spicy food is enjoyable. It drives me insane watching him not grasp the most basic concepts and try to do shit in the most bafflingly incorrect way possible, but that usually produces hilarious results

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@aortaplatinum OK I can understand that, it's definitely funnier when he doesn't do the smartest things. You just made it sound like it was too much this time

[@TabbieKattie]

Game Grumps playing TOTK was infinitely worse, made me actually angry and I had to stop watching for my own stress levels

[@stonedimmaculate2942]

@@TabbieKattiegame grumps playing legit any zelda game at all

[@sheevpalps66]

Jerma has good reaction times and muscle memory but his actual mental computational skills are like a 30 year old hard-drive.

[@Naev0w0]

Jerma plays video games that have even the slightest hint of complexity as if the rules are always changing. Every time he dies or makes a mistake he acts surprised, as if that rule or mechanic has never existed before. Every time he drowns, he acts surprised. Every time he falls to his death, after running out of stamana while gliding he acts shocked like he never expected that to be a mechanic. Its like he has no memory and is just experiencing every second as if it's completely novel, and he has no experience playing videogames in his entire life. It is *maddening*

[@sparrow_solas]

this shit made me bust a gnut

[@MrComet101]

True

[@TeamSprocket]

He's a first generation AI streamer, give him a break.

[@rtiq270]

He cannot retain memories at the same time as he makes them. I'm sure it'll be patched out in the next update

[@ken.7019]

He's been playing videogames for years but still hasn't learned to memorize keybinds Every game this man plays he sucks at it, it's beautiful

[@StaplerGames]

This video is like watching your grandma play a video game for the first time in her life

[@acoin1116]

I'm honestly in awe of the artistry that went into this ruse. I mean every fake blunder and obvious misconception came together to make this perfect image of complete incompetence, so perfectly in fact that I can only conclude that Jerma is actually a genius. Clearly his success was no mistake with acting talent like what you see here.

[@Noblecheesehead]

only jerma would get all the way to the end of the game and still try to parry with no shield equipped

[@polarfarina2726]

The timer in the top right was such a good idea, it really helps get across how close to making the time he got with beating ganon

[@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO]

Gameplay of a man on the verge of retirement in more ways than one

[@Fletchyroo5]

I miss him.

[@foop87]

Can’t wait for him to play shlopshlop simulator after waiting for 17 days for a 3.5h stream

[@Fletchyroo5]

@@foop87 I miss him, I wish he could play schlopschalsh simulator. If he wasn’t dead maybe

[@DegenerateSlime]

Jerma's superpower is reminding grandma what her PIN Number is at the ATM Machine

[@15MinuteUpload]

Will never forget how uniquely bad he was at this game

[@Squiggums799]

Honestly, dark beast ganon IS a glorified cutscene. Let's give it to the old man, he got through 99.9% of the actual gameplay part of the challenge within his time limit.

[@lukeshioshio]

It was still impressive and fun to watch

[@RedShirt00000]

No way this guy lost to Pinwheel AND Dark Beast Ganon

rewatching this makes me so pissed because every bit he does I think "IF HE JUST DIDNT DO THAT HE WOULDVE WON" and it's fucking depressing

[@keaton5101]

in my heart, he did win

[@CrazyDiamondFan1312]

He H A T E S. This fucking game😭

[@carlthefarmer]

im convinced jerma can make me sit on the edge of my seat with literally anything Edit: nevermind there was a second phase :/

[@wublebuble8554]

17:54 what goes through this man's head

[@wef6146]

Literally nothing, his brain waves leak out through his ears and nose

[@zainabbas9416]

i got so hype when he beat phase one with twenty seconds left and thought it was so damn clutch only to have it snatched away ten seconds later lmaoo

[@noslash]

i genuinely cannot tell if Jerma likes or dislikes this game, everytime he says i like it theres usually an asterisk lol

[@samthecowboy]

this is the only time i’ve ever gotten mad at jerma omg

[@tmanbonkenbills8960]

insert the "first time?" reaction image

[@carlll7596]

jeremy is my favourite stress streamer

[@TexasBakedBlackBeans]

Fly high old man... ♥️🕊️

[@thefrub]

Trying to play Zelda in between other games is like trying to ride a bike backwards. All the controls are swapped, your brain needs a few hours to get used to the weird jump button

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

It drives me insane when Jerma blames the game instead of his incompetence 😭😭

[@infernox1099]

Funny how Jerma failed the challenge, and it can all be traced back to literally any fail he did, since he was so close to actually succeeding, every chatter who distracted Jerma for a few minutes, the photo shoot, the unsaved cooking adventure, all of that culminating to a few minutes over time

[@emm2893]

at the same time, chat told him to jump up every waterfall and skip all of hyrule castle (which he did as gleefully as a child eating so many sweets as to make himself sick) so eh

[@homieseaotter5190]

Glad to see Jerma playing a game he most certainly truly enjoys 😊

[@krave2789]

There was like 10 people max yelling food at him lmao

[@teriyaki7563]

Rest in peace Jerma.. we miss you ❤️

[@marcusramirez8181]

Truly the best streamer that almost existed

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

This is the first instance where I’ve seen people be legitimately mad at Jerm, I gotta see what this is all about-

[@nickholt9759]

When he started watching the full cooking animations I was worried someone was going to assassinate him

[@accountname7969]

Ok very good job Jerma, now go beat tears of the kingdom

[@binja_]

in 3 hours

[@sircringe8968]

Honestly he clearly doesn’t like this game, I wouldn’t want to see him play the sequel if he does the same thing with it

[@kiwamihollie]

@@sircringe8968i think he did like it in the beginning because he did seem to be having a blast in the first few streams, i think a combination of taking a break then immediately going back to the weird nintendo controls + literally everyone and their mother yelling at him to finish botw probably made him dislike it far more than he would’ve if he had just dropped it after 5 or so streams i feel idk

[@Agent_Deko_]

6:25 alright alright calm down, no need to flex that you hired Marvel editors

[@tele_epic]

he loved that game

[@StegDarkhorse]

I don't think anyone thought he'd get that close. Honestly, I would have just given it to him... up until he almost died to the cutscene boss.

[@wraith-cat]

this is how my mum plays the game

[@jakeman52]

The real final boss was the switch pro controller

[@noaag]

15:27 "I just did a complete a hundred and sixty degrees! With two hundred added on top of that!" 200 20 5 ------ = ---- = -- = 1.25 degrees 160 16 4 1.25 degrees?!? WHAT is this man SMOKING!!! HOW can he perceive such small changes in Link's direction? He has superhuman eaglevision powers and I refuse to be silent about it any longer.

[@persimmcn]

17:55 “is she under the boards?“ LMFAOOO

[@ohypno2]

he's never going to play tears of the kingdom is he

[@ohypno2]

​@get the fuck out of my replies

[@vyeelime8143]

@ people have been doing this for literally almost two decades, it doesn't work just live your life man

[@Lucarijoe]

He is REQUIRED to play 6 BILLION streams of tears of the kingdom due to his failures in Super Punch Out

[@joe____]

he HATES zelda

[@korokiri9164]

Jerma saying "Like ____" anything needs to be halved at the very least to get the number he's actually meaning.

[@TsundeReaper989]

INSANE streamer denies existence of all other countries

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

Sickening, this thing. This creature. This... Jerma. We must cast it into fire

[@yuridanylko]

Jerma always manages to have the most unbelievable shit fucking happen

[@Baileyisabean]

Jerma is the only person i know that forgets everything in every game no matter how much he plays it

[@Nateberries]

WTF I CHECKED HIS STREAM AND SAW HE HAD A DIVINE BEAST LEFT AND THOUGHT NO WAY HES BEATING IT TODAY AND THEN HE BEATS IT

[@shizar998]

and he would've beaten his self imposed 3 hour limit if he wasn't himself.

[@aprilkleinlmao]

34:40 that Boston accent is POTENT

[@Locke-mf6sf]

Bro really played one of the greatest times of all time and whined the whole time lmao

[@zoro4661WasTaken]

That end sucks so much, because it would have been genuinely perfect if there was no phase afterwards. He beat him exactly 20 seconds before the timer ended.

[@IOwnKazakhstan]

The timing is crazy, I literally started watching his BOTW series TODAY

[@Dunkacciino]

Watching Jerma play this game is like trying to watch my mom play Portal

[@cyber_xiii3786]

Imagine betting that Jerma would actually do this in 3 hours OMEGALUL

[@Birdyboys]

Why does Jerma never manually save when he plays this game. I remember when he didn’t save right after beating the stone talus and lost all the gems

[@dangdudedan8756]

because it's manual

[@nathangiambattista6652]

3 hours was way too much time but he still choked. Never change, Jerma :)

[@BraffWaffle]

Can’t wait for his 100 streams of TOTK like he promised after eating ass at Super Punch Out :)

[@foxdie8302]

He hated this game.

[@tmanbonkenbills8960]

He HATES us

[@PurpleLite]

I've been thinking he needs to do this and rush to the end for the last 6 months. He was clearly done with the game but it would of been a shame not to finish it.

[@sat.chid.ananda]

Bro the script was crazy on this one

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

Sharkboy and Lavagirl are enjoying their renaissance, working their way into Jerma intros.

[@zackozga2411]

that’s gotta be a world record right there

[@Warriorcat_Youtube]

I love how incompetent he is at some games man, he is so goofy. I wish he would play TOTK

[@niIIer1]

I cried when jerma said he doesn't like zeldo breath of the wild.

[@oliveleaf7376]

Jerma truly is the Buster Keaton of failing in increasingly absurd and hilarious ways at video games

[@TBD901]

I am too early for this shit, I actually believed the RIP jerma posts

[@THEFATPOTATOE]

I was on the edge of my seat the last 10 minutes and in my book he did it as beast ganon isn’t really a fight

[@ramja9107]

This stream was just EZ channel points.

[@tbk34ch]

Safest bet of my life BTW

[@DSantilena]

I love jerma but man, he complains soooo much. I wish he'd just relax a little.

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

I was just watching his Pac Man 99 video and holy shit that man went in on those joycon controllers

[@revilno]

Legend of Jerma, Tale of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

[@mostsanestoneyplaysfan7931]

this game doesn't have rolling like in past zelda games or dark souls maybe that's why he's having trouble

[@000Brianna]

jermas jirst jeedrun

[@ranimeRAT]

33:27 - heartbreak