The Legend of Mr Sark - Oldschool (Part I)

[@TheMrSark]

[@777-l4t]

Mr Sark yeah, what you said

[@joserodriguex1814]

I miss you dad.

[@Anjel721]

Yeah what happened sark.

[@PatrickRobby]

for sure :)

[@trivious]

Play Tweetie or Madonna with Carlos.

[@eiregonzo97]

Man I'm so glad I got to experience that time on KZbin. I'll never forget the great gaming boom of 2008-2012.

[@seth7741]

Dude same

[@2Stoned2Care153]

Wish i had a travel machine

[@thedon1DR]

@@2Stoned2Care153 so a machine that travels?? like a train? or maybe a car?

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Amen

[@HPHyenadon]

I missed it bc I was watching the wrong channels and it makes me so sad :( well at least Sark is on twitch now

[@Waltuh_World]

With the new “Machinima Genocide” that just took place deleting years of internet history, these two compilations, old school and new school, are becoming more and more important to fans.

[@antanaszorinas2523]

I know what you mean, but there are some sites that have some of sarks and the gangs videos in there archives like this one www.dailymotion.com/search/machinima%20respawn/videos

[@nickwoolley7368]

@@antanaszorinas2523 that's only a small number of them :(

[@antanaszorinas2523]

@@nickwoolley7368 i know mate,but we must save as many as we can,we must preserve it

[@TheOriginal_Unaleska]

Why did they delete Machinima?

[@Waltuh_World]

@@TheOriginal_Unaleska machinimas parent company was bought by a larger company that private’s a wide swath of their videos to scrub them of any non PR friendly content. Who knows how much will be rereleased. TLDR: Capitalism strikes again as a large company eats a smaller one discarding consumer concern and the value of “art”

[@Varyon]

It's been a couple months...time to rewatch this for like the 10th time. Here we go...

[@aidan9081]

same!!!

[@Alex-hj5el]

2017 ...still basically the best thing on youtube

[@harimmedinamejia3921]

Exactly

[@doctorsocktor]

3H N31 tied with part 2 :)

[@zachsworkshoplandscaping4172]

2021 - never forget

[@WingedSupernova]

R.I.P. Testy and the Testicles They went so far....

[@gangster664]

But fell so hard.

[@WingedSupernova]

And in the end it doesn't even matter.

[@weenomatic6137]

These aren't the right lyrics, you pube eaters.

[@ItsBubs]

Ween Omatic cool cool

[@adlalamb6229]

Wonder what they’re doing now

[@nolaneitzen]

After watching this video i'm 100% sure that sark's humor drove nanners insane.

[@yeewn00]

That is the truest thing I have ever seen on internet

[@MoreLife427]

"Life is all about whose pole you're smoking" - Sark 2010

[@Katzzzxxx]

He's right though

[@ChodeMaster]

Ave.

[@BhindTheScreen]

You know what this reminds me of? Machinima

[@ethanhollen6538]

You Need More Likes. Lol

[@harimrockstar]

😅😅😅😅

[@AurOn-lz8uv]

You know what this remids me of? Mr Sark. i miss him so much.... yknow..... FUCK.

[@tomeadie9130]

You're aware he has his own channel now with tons of content? Not trying to be an ass, sincerely mentioning it on the slight chance you didn't know.

[@statiq1941]

Tom Eadie lolfukoff

[@HeedAndSucceed]

how is a human being like Mr Sark even possible?

[@christopherholden4250]

HeedAndSucceed Mormons. Lots and lots of Mormons.

[@justanotheruser7228]

One word Vietnam

[@DodgeWatt]

Nam! *flashback*

[@imhulki463]

Lots and lots of bath salts

[@Incarn]

Nazi experiments to form the perfect übermensch, most likely

[@squeegeemcgee]

Sark is honestly one of the most genuinely funny people I've ever seen on KZbin and I'm pretty sure I've commented this before.

[@RChuckNorris]

The time has come... Part II is almost out! I hope you enjoy it as much as the first one. And i dare you to watch Part 1 and 2 in one go... lol

[@Rock-3D]

GREAT NEWS! I did not expect a part 2, can't wait! Thanks Ace and friend.

[@JamookLuke]

the redirect link is broken D;

[@RChuckNorris]

***** Holy... youtube cant handle the length of the new vid ... 4,5 hours long or something

[@madhya]

hey, dude, I've been wondering, what episode can I find 13:10 on?

[@madhya]

or if you uploaded that clip (all of the takes) I'd be your bestest friend forever

[@Nila9579]

One day Mr Sark will show this to Sark Junior

[@ProperlyGaming]

Nila95 no he is gonna try to hide all this crazy shenanigans from his kids

[@h.a.l8235]

Poor atlas and aurora

[@llamacebu216]

@@ProperlyGaming highly doubt it Mr Sark doesn't hide

[@ProperlyGaming]

@@llamacebu216 he is a bit inappropriate for a child though. I'm not saying his kids will never see this I just dont think he is gonna sit down personally and show them. They'll stumble upon it some day randomly.

[@damienorr4800]

2023 and this masterpiece still up love it

[@Nephv2]

The fact that this dude doesn't care about having it on his channel, and just wants people to reupload as much as they can so the Legend can live on is amazing. 8 years later it's still going strong

[@OBCDrules]

I wish Sark, hutch, nanners, and apl brought back Inbox , it would be a HUGE success nowadays! Or a podcast of some sort

[@1001History]

OBCDrules would fund/10

[@kiwicami287]

+OBCDrules Maybe not Inbox, even if i want it to happen, it wouldn't be the same, but a podcast? Definitely!

[@SippyGT]

+OBCDrules Sark and Nanners have hinted that they plan to start a new series with Hutch, hopefully that gets some traction.

[@nateotterby1080]

+Sippy Sark and Nanners definitely but I don't know how Hutch would do it because he lives like 6 hours away

[@Kjertinge]

This is was prime KZbin... I don’t miss Machinima as a company. But Respawn, they had something truly magnificent. Sucks that Machinima blew it all away. God damn coke monsters

[@aceofbeatzz]

Just wanted to thank you guys for over 100k views. Sark is just a legend.... whats your favourite scene in this vid?

[@seektheself]

everything? lol

[@Mosqueetto]

''have you ever took a duece and thought thats how big a dick i could take'' that genuinly made me laugh till it hurt

[@aceofbeatzz]

BrettNicholasG that one tho... I couldn't take a duece after hearing that for the first time without thinking about it.... lol Sark is doing terrible things to us ... =)

[@liolp808]

The part where Tejbz talked about his date.

[@TheDboys15]

Nov. 2024 still come back and watch from time to time. Should live on forever.

[@rabbittrance]

cannot believe sark isnt an actual comedian, barely anyone makes me laugh so hard

[@VeNoMziV]

From one of the hutch videos, either the ten year respawn with mr sark or one from a year ago with hutch and sark about respawn, sark has done stand up but the comedians refer to him as a "comedian civilian" ahaha which i think sark was just being gracious but not sure

[@TORA.Q]

bro when a video about old school youtube is old you know sh*t gonna be classic

[@fetamean]

I've loved Seananners videos for years now, but I feel like I've missed out on so much having only discovered Sark a few months ago. Even though this is 3 hours long, I've watched it more than 3 times already. It's just so damn funny.

[@geigoir]

Everyone raves on about Nanners, I'm more excited to see a Sark video :D

[@lonelynightm]

***** Clearly he has his priorities in order why don't you? But, then again you probably do noting that you clicked on a video that 3 and a half hrs long

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Bop

[@INSANEWitG18S]

I guess i need a life becauae ive watches this about 19 times

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Because* and watched*

[@MrHatrick101]

Watching in 2019, still priceless comedy gems hidden in the forgotten parts of KZbin.

[@BigECarryTheG]

Start 1:51 Testy and The Testicles 3:40 Retro Respawn 19:20 Sark’s Sick 22:55 Red Bull 30:58 58:48 1:14:49 Pax Fight 32:22 Do You Ever 37:34 Relish 40:23 Car Ride 42:11 Shotgun Bang 54:23 Sark Guessed it 56:48 Sark’s Thankful 59:18 Chocolate Cake 1:24:25 F Dog 1:33:20 They're Just Words 1:33:50 No Gayness 1:36:41 Is It A Compliment 1:43:24 As Soon As I See Hollywood 1:46:07 Cupcakes 1:50:00 Nanners Lazy 2:04:00 Every Friday 2:05:28 Wild Thing 2:37:07 BurgerTown 2:38:10 Sark Freestyle 2:52:34 Kid Pics 2:55:31 Occupy Arkham 2:56:40 Song That Describes you 2:59:03 Professional Wrestling Names 3:04:20 100% Of My Audience 3:05:13 Would You Take A 12” 3:07:54 Sark Santa 3:08:59 Christmas Presents 3:11:34 Most PC Joke Sark Has Ever Made 3:15:28 Sark’s Perfect Date 3:16:35

[@bingbonghippy]

"I know you dont touch kids Doc"

[@soulverysorry]

lol and Mr sark without knowing called it

[@Big_Biba]

That dr disrespect moment 💀

[@KyleRaymondWarner]

"You hit me in a dream you better wake up and apologies" Best quote ever

[@BigECarryTheG]

Reservoir Dogs “You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize”.

[@SchteeKx]

I've seen the whole video about 4-5 times, never gets old x)

[@anemozen]

i have seriously watched this like 6 times now! Never gets old!

[@davecrupel2817]

"Mine's bigger than yours." "Yeah, but do you know how to use it?" *Mag falls out* 😂😂😂

[@notIogan]

the strain of from hutch trying to cock his pistol was so good, the golden days

[@brokestudio_]

best 3 hours and 25 minutes of my life

[@KingLouis420th]

Don't forget the 38 seconds!

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Including the german guy giving the viewer discretion advised ?

[@brokestudio_]

INSANEWitG18S hell yeah if it wasn't for his effort of 1 minutes and 8 seconds i wouldn't be able to enjoy the rest of the 3hours and 23minutes and 52 seconds

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Glad to hear it man :D

[@brokestudio_]

INSANEWitG18S right on!

[@anguswarrender1752]

Just watching around the ten minute mark, and I can imagine that for every second of every episode, there would just be minutes of gag reel footage of people just laughing at Sark's antics. An absolute legend of a man.

[@danielmayes8851]

Angus Warrender yeah, hollywood had them uploaded on his Channel, but he took it down :(

[@nfrankoff]

THANK GOD you did these because now we can no longer look at any Machinima content, this is the only proof Sark was the best on Machinima.

[@Matyboi]

"Due to the evidence hutch provided...yeah I'm pretty sure Nanners has aids..."

[@EGB_469]

"I'm gonna touch you were your swimsuit covers AAHHH"

[@jacobholt3753]

2019 is almost over and I'm still watching this every few months.

[@033jimmy]

Whenever I'm sad it is good to know there is a bit over 3 hours of happiness right here

[@aceofbeatzz]

james daniel

[@youssefakdim7695]

now 2018...jake paul/logan paul...fuck me

[@mrs_sparklybottom6726]

Anyone here enjoying the Golden Era from 2022?

[@hsojbean4559]

I come back all the time to watch these 😭 miss these days

[@testicularhypertrophy]

Yes :)

[@Emohunter115]

The Burger Town part always makes me hungry.

[@enquestt]

emo love ur vids man :)

[@Emohunter115]

ISuckAtPcGaming Thanks! :)

[@Exantrn]

Sark's reaction to Testy and the Testicles losing the competition is akin to my reaction whenever I get rejected by someone who I really liked.

[@cheerfuljuan]

Thank you so much for this vid. I can't tell you how many times I come back and watch this and Part 2. You've preserved KZbin comedy gold, thank you for that

[@Waltuh_World]

Remember to use your but kegles

[@tristandeniet]

This makes me nostalgic for something I didn't even watch when it was going lol

[@pmarnoze8321]

Good to see everyone again, I’m watching this for my 82 time. Hope you’re having a wonderful time reminiscing through the best days of past

[@jaskbi]

Still watching this 2 years later, and still laugh my ass off I miss the old days

[@ike7310]

machinima is nothing without those 3 gods

[@southj89]

I remember googling CoD 4 tips and finding Blame Truth back in the day, never thought it would lead where it did and didn't think I would still regularly reminisce now I'm in my thirties. Machining Respawn was genuinely great, it was the kind of inappropriate, anarchic chemistry that simply wouldn't happen now.

[@IrisCorven]

You'd think someone this legendary would lose their comedic potency over time. No. Dude's still killing it every week, on Twitch.

[@kittykat5797]

I love how in the beginning, Hutch is so awkward with Sark's jokes and not sure how to play off them, but by the time Seananners comes into the show, Hutch is almost as bad as Sark. If you watch more recent (lol) videos of Seananners, he has basically the same humor as Sark.

[@CheisYang]

I think seananners is Like this gelman character from Tim and Eric show. Infunny and a little arrogant

[@buss3796]

42:30 That whole "I DONT WANNA GO ANYWHERE HUTCH. I DONT WANNA GO!" That. Was. Acting.

[@aceofbeatzz]

Wow, people are still watching this :) Good memories.

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Yea bitch

[@TelecastPropellor96]

nothin else on

[@SkelNeldory]

Yup.

[@tylermills7161]

Yup

[@existant187]

Hell yeah man! Thx for editing this together for us.

[@dizzyav]

Sark actually posted an annotation to this in his newest video!

[@KDill893]

Sark is awesome, and this is a testament to his genius.

[@xxTHExxABYSSxx]

On my yearly Sark binge. This is definitely one of my favorite compilations.

[@bomberman1012]

Wow, Nanners was so quiet back then XD

[@aplainbagel6619]

Sark not wanting to drive was always my favorite part from this video. So many amazing moments.

[@traviselwell3066]

Sark has said so many things that I never thought I would hear in my life

[@eiatos]

I feel like I come back to this video every couple of months, Sark is definitely the best thing to come out of the Machinima era.

[@YukiKisane]

The segment at 1:30:00 made me laugh so much....I love Sark..

[@lucky_striker1239]

God I miss these days. I just wish I could go back and enjoy these times more

[@lemon3423]

God, these guys were the real heroes.

[@jaskbi]

Coming back to this after nearly 10 years, Sark will forever be a legend

[@LtDavidB312]

It's a shame that Respawn died out. I honestly think that wouldn't have happened if they hadn't tried to start up Team Respawn which most people didn't even hear about.

[@robinlundqvist8048]

I just love watching Tejbz trying to teach Hutch how to say "Chokladkaka" xD haha

[@llamawarllord]

Sark has got to be my favourite KZbinr.

[@samuelmaney1250]

I find it awesome that this 3hr Sark footage has over a million views. Sark is by far my favorite KZbinr. Never ceases to make me laugh

[@Jodobi98]

I'm 20 minutes in and I feel fulfillment and perfection in my life already

[@DEVN31]

I've watched this fully like 10 times already. Sark's delivery is fucking amazing, The way Hutch and Nanners communicate with him really adds to it, too.

[@aceofbeatzz]

Man, Im so glad you guys still digg it. :)

[@vashvalentine4991]

i come back to these videos every other year to remember the legend that is Sark

[@dontXwakeXsaya]

I've watched this entire video more times than I can count, and it never gets old. I could literally watch Sark for the rest of my life.

[@roxayyygirl101]

Seananners isn't short. Hutch and sark are just really tall. Nanners is 5' 11"

[@TehBIGBOW]

***** well your family is all giants

[@zoharborage6609]

Dont matter to me, tall - short.

That's short

[@joegarrison5911]

He's actually 5'9 but probably closer to 5'7

[@Pouroneoutfor50Cent]

@@joegarrison5911 yeah he’s like 5’5 maybe even 5’3.

[@ivanmanapovich3444]

I watch this every night. And have slowly intertwined my humor with Sarks. Which at times can be a bad thing.

[@lonelynightm]

How does it feel to know Sark has recognized that you made this by putting a link in his most recent video?

[@sillyjobbernowl]

+Lonelynightm He liked this video a good 2 years ago lol.

[@s1ke912]

+Lonelynightm what video did he put the link in?

[@deltanoodles]

+Reggie Arthur Deserter Simulator

[@sebastienbenoit3363]

+Bubbs hey buddy are you and snoop working on that mixtape ?

[@hacoobster0366]

"ah I peed the bed so much. My parents tried everything." Lmfaoo

[@HPHyenadon]

This vid makes me so upset that I never watched respawn back in those days. I was too busy watching Tobuscus - how did I miss these lads?! I spent so much of this vid laughing at Sark. I wish I could see the full episodes. Man fuck Machinima for nuking their channel.

[@TheVolkswagenBus]

19:57 Idk why I always laugh so hard at the way Hutch says "You look terrific too!"

[@DeeplyDisturbing92]

I can only imagine the working being put down in making this vid, kudos!

[@aceofbeatzz]

4 to 5 days work as far as I can remember in total. Yep, a lot. But at the same time i was having fun and laughing my ass off :)

[@LoadedTunafish]

Ace Beatz Hey man can you PLEASE tell me the song or the episode of the first clip (sark and the axe spray). And thanks for making this video. its literally the best.

[@MorgynPeters]

I genuinely can't explain how much this video has improved my life

[@aceofbeatzz]

OK, as the maker of this vid, can you explain me how it has improved your life?

[@TheFeatInk]

56:50 really hits hard in jun 2024

[@numbingorphan3437]

It’s 2019 and still watching this compilation it brings back some real good memories.

[@dogbog99]

When the dude starts talking at the start... it felt like an announcement on a ferry.

[@redleopardd]

Still in 2020 this is total gold. So glad I got to enjoy this period in Internet history.

[@Friendly_Finn]

29:20 "If you wanna fuck a furry animal then go for it" "What's your mom's number?" Sark is just... awesome :D

[@godskillskanadebih7116]

Whenever I have trouble sleeping, this video never fails to help. Thankful for this ❤

[@ninjapancake9]

56:48 aged super well

[@shikage7164]

Sark continuing to predict the future 15 years in the past

[@mjawz]

I have now watched this entire video 3 times. Sark, you are a true legend.

[@pizzadude400]

I love how Mr. Sark made fun of chilledt 22:15, and now he plays with the guy almost daily Lol.

[@jacindabrooks1097]

Literally was about to comment that xD It's funny now looking back lol

[@aceof8S]

XD yeah! Chilled and Sark are my favorites, too!

[@samuel2645]

He wasn't making fun of chilled, he was making fun of RWJ. Lol

[@Shadow0fd3ath24]

where do you buy yours drugs? he was making fun of Ray William Johnson, he even mentioned his name in an offensive name and did a RWJ song...and even did the same gay transition screen too. how did you ever get chills from that?

[@doctorsocktor]

The joke went right over your head

[@lonelynightm]

3:31:20 "I am going to leave you all with a passage from the good book *Transitions to next clip* YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKERS"

[@masteryee1499]

Deffinetly one of the most unrecognized and underrated content creators on youtube

[@whateverjustposting]

This is some meta ass fucking shit... sark was a huge part of my middle school days, and this video became a part of my life in my highschool days. I would revisit it every now and then to get my sark fix. And now im about to graduate college and sarks making videos that honestly are higher quality than 95% of the other people i still watch (which to be fair isnt that many).

[@whateverjustposting]

Basically what im trying to say is i love sark

[@whateverjustposting]

Also, i never noticed the beginning where OP talks about how this video is most likely gonna get taken down... six years later i think its safe to say this little gem of the internet safe

[@SweatyBawlz]

I tried headbutting my date with my tongue aaaaaaaaaand now I have a restraining order...

[@ashes6666]

When I was younger I had downloaded these videos and put them on my pc because my internet used to be very bad, thanks for all the good memories! ❤️

[@Me123456789106]

To this day, I do not know why they all started laughing when Sark said "Are you guy's hands shaking?" 1:52:49

[@Jeb_Bush]

It's a diabetes joke because of the massive cupcake lol

[@Me123456789106]

Okay. I was pretty sure it had to do with diabetes, but I wasn't sure hahaha.

[@Arabesquian]

I just found out that 1:56:24 is where Sark got the thumbnail for a Nazi Zombie Army 2 playthrough segment; the clip, for those who want to find it, is "GET THE LEAD OUT! #6 (Nazi Zombie Army 2)". No wonder that thumbnail had a familiar face in it...

[@alexkyx12341]

By far one of my favorite videos on KZbin.

[@aceofbeatzz]

Thank you sir! next summer ill do another version, but this time with apl. Wont be easy, since radio respawns are pretty long... but lets see, what i can do!

[@alexkyx12341]

Ill look forward to it

[@zadiolo]

Ace Beatz do it sooner! guaranteed succes video!

[@JackMuskrat]

Just a heads up, I've watched this video so many times over the years (love it!) but this is the first time I've seen that later in the video the audio has drifted out of sync. Not sure if it's an age thing with KZbin updating/changing things or what. Hopefully it's nothing but thought I'd leave the comment just in case

[@erinmallen9884]

Nanners is so small and cute in the middle:>

[@S_on_fire]

His voice is so great!! it's like a cool, mature, creative, dorky, confident and velude ton of voice!

[@ani4164]

"Ray William Douchebag" 😂😂😂

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

This is the third time i've watched this...there's something wrong with me...

[@tylertracey7182]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[@xIVIotiive]

I've watched this easily over 50 times

[@patrick.tjones2792]

once you have gone through the first 20 mins, you should start to feel a sense of dependancy on watching this vid

[@Waltuh_World]

@EminemLovesGrapes what's wrong with you is that you haven't watched it enough

[@INSANEWitG18S]

U got to watch it 9 times a day or theres something wrong with u

[@SigmarJuffe]

I love how sark hasn't changed at all and it should stay that way.

[@dezzyhibs]

Whenever I feel down or shitty or just had a shit day, the sark compilations are the perfect remedy ❤️❤️