The Legend of Mr Sark w/ aplfisher - New School (Part II)

Yep. I did it again. I had surgery, so i had to stay at home for some time... so there we go: Sit back and enjoy the second part of The Legend of Mr Sark!
- AceofBeatz
PS: Sark, dont show this to Atlas! =)
Part I: • The Legend of Mr Sark ...

[@TheMrSark]

This is 5hrs long. Imagine, I have to live with myself for TWENTY FOUR hours a day...

[@mattisland]

Behold, the man himself has appeared !

[@master_of_brownies6134]

Man, all I want out of life is to have a career like you, Sark. I'm just in and out of shitty jobs all the time that give me zero fulfillment and mediocre income. Sadly though I live on the East coast where FUCKING NOTHING EVER HAPPENS like in LA. Wish me luck for when I can finally get a KZbin channel running and hope it reaches a fraction of the success you've had.

[@Evgeney1997]

Then you are one lucky fucker.

[@aceofbeatzz]

Thank you, sir, for the shoutout! Dont show this vid to Atlas tho!

[@TheMrSark]

Ace Beatz Haha nice work! You shouldn't worry about Atlas seeing this. This has got nothing on his bedtime stories...

[@RChuckNorris]

I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did making and watching it! I would appreciate it if you guys shared this with Sark/apl/... over Twitter and Facebook, just so the vid gets more love and viewers of the first part get to know about it. Whats your favourite quote or scene in this vid? - AceofBeatz

[@Toxicman3329]

this is the best christmas present ever

[@aceofbeatzz]

Toxicman3329 Oh wow, you are very welcome, buddy! Merry Christmas!

[@Kyle-te3ou]

I love your face for doing this.

[@brokestudio_]

thank you so much man!!!

[@PanbaIsMinion]

Sark tweeted about this

[@Vegalyp]

I honestly think APL was one of the best additions to the show.

[@savannah9271]

His laugh is gold!!! ( apl's)

[@TelecastPropellor96]

He was Sark's willing victim for 2 years. A true hero o7.

[@sgtstutta4487]

Definitely.

[@xtzyshuadog]

Vegalyp He bounced off of what Sark already brought into the table, *forged him*

[@saintmatthew5380]

APL was the audience personified.

[@Devon297]

How many of us have actually thought about what Atlas will think in like 14-16 years when he sees these videos.

[@Kaptain.K.F00L]

6-8 years left

[@RepublikOfMancuniaMufc]

Cant believe this video is 8 years old. And the videos themselves years older. So many great memories watching these lads together

[@IAmMrOithintfb]

I come back to this every few years. This is the golden age of the internet! And no one else but us will be able to appreciate it! ❤ God bless you Sark!

[@qoerlemans]

Please, don't ever delete this video for the sake of humanity

[@aceofbeatzz]

Why is that? Is it really that good?

[@shimotuazuma9485]

Quinten Oerlemans more like.. the sark of humanity

[@qoerlemans]

Shimotu Azuma have a +1

[@sporkinstien6571]

I have it saved in 4 different places incase it ever gets taken offline for whatever reason

[@niclikescakes]

@@sporkinstien6571 ive got it on hdd just in case as well ;)

[@Maximilian1990]

I rewatch this and the pt 1 on a yearly basis

[@knight4linux]

Serious props to APL. BIG shows he had to fill. And working next to a fucking vile god of comedy like Sark must be challenging.

[@JukeTD]

+Brandon Hatch hehe big, apl hehe

[@blahblahgdp]

+Brandon Hatch at first he was aight to me, but as I watched the chemistry between Sark and APL was just something fresh and hilarious in its own way.

[@BigECarryTheG]

The Wire Incident 1:45

[@BigECarryTheG]

APL mad funny

[@jazon345]

Welp, on 1/18/2019 Machinima wiped ALL of their channels of every single video ever posted. This video is all we have left.

[@soccrstar4]

jazon345 Well this year is off to a fucking shitty start. Inbox will forever be the greatest thing ever on the Internet.

[@robertmiller6848]

Someone re-uploaded some inbox episodes

[@soccrstar4]

Robert Miller Kaminaji. Please look up his Best of Machinima Respawn series. Beyond him keeping the regular Respawn uploads online (fingers crossed those stay), the Best of Respawn series captures all of the true moments Sark, Hutch, Nanners, and, later, APL shared.

[@UmoLoco]

Damn that sucks

[@Boxvoko]

@@gamemasteroffun Kaminaji uploaded everything!

[@Dulje]

"There's a door on the side of the canister APL..." >Tries to drink trough a closed bottle. >Continues to say: "...the seven B vitamins haven't made you more intelligent..." gg Mr.Sark... gg.

[@aceofbeatzz]

oh wow, i totally forgot about that detail gg

[@itbammer]

*When you're on mobile and you watch a funny part and try to rewind it then you're fucked*

[@JukeTD]

G59*ii new update with the 10 sec rewind was probably specifically made for this vid ;)

[@TheFredducky]

Sooooo APL would kill Paul Walker... well now we know who did it I guess.

[@infamouskilla9018]

The best part is that paul walker died 11 days after apl said that

[@PectusCarinatum]

+Infamoskilla90 _ hahaha good research

[@Benjitsu_]

+Infamoskilla90 _ jesus christ

[@stefoster7031]

Really shouldn't have stumbled across this at 1am

[@maaszeltov]

IKR. This is the third night now....

[@Aderismm]

Sark was truly one of the best entertainers in the business. Along with everyone else on the respawn team. Wish they were still around doing stuff like this. Wish this old humor wasn't considered politically incorrect. It really was just jokes and entertainment and people having fun and loving their job.

[@rezlov_]

I can't wait for this type of humor to get back in the trends.

[@CALLmeSCOOBY]

If you didnt know, Sark streams a few times a week on Twitch: twitch.tv/themrsark it brings me back to the old days

[@VexedMeerkat]

4:19.01 'I'd kill Paul Walker' - APL, ya heard it here first

[@prismickyubey1185]

VexedMeerkat WEW

[@arda27369]

anyone watching this in 2022? the stories of legends never die

[@Puddin127]

Sark got infinitely funnier when he was paired up with apl. He went from folk hero to full blown legend.

[@Sean-eq8qp]

Over the past 8 years i watched this video at least 30-40 times i would pay good money to erase all memories so i can watch this for the first time again

[@786sr22]

This could be 1000 hours long and i would still watch it all.

[@yjfuykyil]

I wonder what Hollywood is doing nowadays.

[@lcalegero]

Do you know their channel name? I'm really curious.

[@SmolJordan]

+Haler Gresh He did have one, all the videos are private now for some reason...

[@jerdee8739]

If I had to guess, your mother.

[@Nat-br5tm]

+Popcorn897 Based off of what Apl said during one of his recent streams, the videos that got took down were due to the improper use of tags in the description.

[@ateiviz]

+Michael Bay Those were some kick ass letters you sent in to the lads! :D

[@RisinT96]

"sucky sucky 5 dolla?" had me crying

[@hoopchristine5202]

I made it my iPhone password. Sure, I use the thumb print feature to sign in, but if any sick fuck tried to hack my phone they’d never get in

[@PalisRudis]

This is gold. Solid gold. 4 hours, 48 minutes and 26 seconds well fucking spent! Thank you for bringing us the legend of Sark in all his glory. God luck on the recovery from surgery too man.

[@aceofbeatzz]

Thx mate!

[@123yomum]

Sark is one, if not the funniest man on the internet. Hands down.

[@BackyardDuelist]

I seriously watched the 1st part like 20ish time over the last year. Every time I had a bad day or I was just bored. thank you sir so much for another part now I can spend like 8 hours of just pure sark. the funniest man on KZbin

[@GentlemanJackabee]

Those beautiful and awesome days, when "dark" / "controversial" humour was allowed to fly on KZbin.... Man, what an amazing time that was. Mr Sark, still remains as Number 1 of KZbinrs. Closely followed by JonTron.

[@schneblen]

From Inbox to Game Grumps our little Boruff flew, spreading his wings and sniffing some glue.

[@MrJMS814]

I've fallen asleep to these videos every night for the past few years. My day isn't complete without it.

[@CaptainClark23]

Same here dude, I miss inbox so much! 😩

[@mikhailross8360]

Woody Williams passed away today… let us rejoice by laughing our asses off whilst Sark tells his epic tale of his heroic actions.

[@mattmmilli8287]

Fr ? 😢

[@sirbumfluf]

That fucking Vietnam flashback at around 3:06:10 never fails to make me cry with laughter XD

[@EastwoodFPS]

Yea the nam flashback is just pure gold I laughed so hard at that and the West Virginia reaper

[@adlalamb6229]

Sam Chun It was actually amazing acting, notice how he doesnt even blink throughout hahaha

[@aWiseMooseV2]

30:28 36:02 41:56 46:00 46:08 1:10:09 1:22:15 1:22:55 1:33:11 2:11:06 2:39:02 3:02:55 3:05:00 3:06:18 3:15:50 3:30:34 3:50:24 3:57:54 4:14:27

[@xtzyshuadog]

A Wise Moose 30:28 *especially*

[@xtzyshuadog]

2:58:43

[@xtzyshuadog]

3:06:18 Wooden nickels

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

you forgot blackface at 3:37:44 2012 was a good time

[@spacemaze]

This compilation is far too long to have a favorite part! This show was simply amazing, thanks for putting this together!

[@wildmanjosh95]

When Mr. Sark screeches like a Pterodactyl and the camera goes dramatic, it's almost like Sark became a monster from Five Nights at Freddy's. lol

[@Skykun1]

The rage against Kieran is still my favourite Inbox episode :'D

[@aceofbeatzz]

Where was that again? I dont remember the names :D

[@Skykun1]

Ace Beatz It starts at 30:30 :)

[@INSANEWitG18S]

I thought it was a rage against the machine reference

[@RennekerA]

That Michael Bay letter and that pressed flower are amazing.

[@whydyespillyerbeans]

OMG YOU ACTUALLY MADE THE PART 2 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D DO IT BUT YOU DID OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU XOXOXO

[@aceofbeatzz]

XOXO? Girls watch this inappropriate shit too? :P Thats a win in my book. I hope you enjoy it as much as the first one!

[@whydyespillyerbeans]

Ace Beatz I'm not a girl I'm just in touch with my feminine side :(

[@EastwoodFPS]

Ace Beatz did you upload part 1 on an aceofbeatz account like 2 or 3 years ago because I think I seen it but couldn't find it again but the vid said for people to repost in case the channel got taken down or something.. Thanks for taken the time to make it

[@aceofbeatzz]

Eastwood Fps Yes, its on this channel aswell.

[@EastwoodFPS]

Ace Beatz ah cool

[@johnjakobs5263]

I listen to this EVERY single night as I go to bed. Dedication.

[@xIVIotiive]

I thought I was the only person who did this

[@shaggy1738]

Holy hell there's more like me o.O I do this allllll the time with the Sark and Nanners compilations, so soothing and never gets old

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Nikka you aint the only one

[@Katzzzxxx]

Same I love listening to old vids. So calming

[@Friendly_Finn]

"True Hollywood stories with Mr Sark" xD Can't believe this is the first time I heard that story. Thanks for making and uploading this video! So glad Mr Sark himself saw this :D

[@JPretorius]

Oh i wish Mr Sark was my friend or i worked with him. Life would be good.

[@INSANEWitG18S]

I thought i was the only one who thought this seriously

[@Crunchyape]

This is the only video I can find with some of the old episodes that got deleted in it! So glad there's still some of them out there

[@Zminchu]

"I would kill Paul Walker." Ooooh, awkward.

[@TheFamilyManOf5]

This is my 7th time watching these videos. I miss this time so bad.

[@Bdash52]

maaaaan i just want to be as happy as woods in the background!

[@Just1318]

3:50:14 To this day, I still lose it when Mr Sark calls Constant "Sporty Spook" 😂

[@HeedAndSucceed]

I want to hang out with Sark. The guy is a bullshitting genious. No one can out-do his ridiculousness and they try to but everyone ends up laughing and shaking their heads.

[@INSANEWitG18S]

Everyone wants to hangout with sark. Wait in line

[@TwistedWalnut]

HeedAndSucceed Perfect way to describe Sark

[@escapist83]

I knew Bruce worked at Machinima, but it blew my mind when I recognized him suddenly.

[@smoothcremeux44]

If this or the old school video ever disappeared I’d be completely lost

[@paulhille7006]

Holy shit I never noticed Bruce before now and I’ve watched this so many times!

[@overnightgrowth]

There are so many brilliant things to quote XD Sark is a comedy gold mine.

[@landontokiwa810]

Sark's Anger Rant at 31:00 is always a classic!!!

[@Ronnnnnnnnnie]

"I'm gonna find your mom and make her jealous with all the stuff I do to your dad"

[@balthor2137]

I'd like to point out how after Sark 'won' the gay chicken contest, APL wiped his mouth of disgustedly, whereas Sark just sat back and leaned onto his elbows and smiled.

[@TheLonleyMember]

Holy shit, thanks Chuck for making this part! So awesome to see all these clips again mixed into these parts, much love

[@INSANEWitG18S]

The rapid fire is the funniest thing that i have ever watched ever

[@warhammerlover40k]

I'm still watching this today (June 2016). I also watch Part One a lot too. Love the work, great editing! :D

[@Jude3e]

Every single one of these clips is now forever seared into my brain

[@mosey4121]

I watch and re watch Sark vids on a daily basis. It may sound like its a problem but its not.

[@Rozzelcopter]

There's Kate Beckinsale, totally oblivious and thinking that Mr Sark is just very professional and nice. Then BOOM, "I bet you would eat my shit if all I'd eaten the day before were donuts" LOL

[@LucklessPaul]

watching this from start to finish in one sitting - it must be done.

[@aceof8S]

I nearly have! Turns out having the Flu feckin rocks!!

[@htm2x]

Once again done with this, almost five hours of gold. Thank you uploader and Mr Sark

[@GavlaBlacko]

The fucking Vietnam flashback...my god, gets me everytime

[@Gunkdude]

TOOK ME 4 DAYS OF WATCHING IT ON AND OFF BUT I FINALLY FINISHED IT. LOVE YOU SARK

[@nicholettetouchstone2413]

I just sat here and watched this whole video on valentines day. What does that say about my life lol

[@aceofbeatzz]

That you have a good sense of humor and because of that that you are awesome and will find the right one for ya sooner or later.

[@nicholettetouchstone2413]

Ace Beatz lol thanks dude

[@Miranda-ol3ml]

You have your priorities straight (assuming you're single)

[@nicholettetouchstone2413]

Miranda Livingston yup man. No time for fuckboys.

[@parker7fulYT]

that it went better than APL's did with that chicken... lol

[@kairos9205]

The last hour or so of this video had me laughing harder than I've laughed since I can remember X'D Thank you for putting this together.

[@compliKATIEd]

Yesssss, I remember watching all of the part 1 and loving it. Watching part 2 now and loving it, thank you so much :D good times

[@josiahjrich]

This is even more of a treat during quarantine. Thank you 🙏

[@aceofbeatzz]

Was really fun to make!

[@maynardjameskeenan3519]

I miss these days so much. I would kill for Sark to make daily vlogs.

[@matthewlrutledge]

I am the right amount of high for this

[@cjnovo992]

I dont know what it was but i thought sark went from hilarious to the one of the funniest men in the world when he teamed up with apl, seems like they got on alot better and there was less awkwardness and thats no hate to hutch and nanners was still hilarious just think the comedy got better after they left

[@ttv0]

cjnovo992 They were a great duo, glad the two still hang out now, even if it's not as much

[@minecraftdude955]

I think it is due to apl fisher have a pretty infectious laugh

[@CuriousCorduroy]

Same here. Sark and APL with the crew they had was special.

[@whateverjustposting]

it definitely became a lot less about getting laughs for awkward interactions and more about actually making funny jokes

[@patrickcriel8935]

Coleman Korb because you can just casually watch APL start to loose it. And Sark is freaking slamming jokes with a straight face.

[@MrDizzmizz]

Part 3? is it happening, really enjoyed watching this, take this to the top if you want part 3 :D

[@Basubasu821]

wont happen

[@NordicPieEater]

+Sir Dizz mizz There really isn't much more footage for a part 3 :P If you want more of the goodie goodie sark, just subscribe to his KZbin. He posts around once every week or so.

[@LinusE]

NordicPieEater Part 3 could be of his own videos that he makes when gaming?

[@hoopchristine5202]

I’ve been working on and off for 2 years to timestamp every clip in this video. Stand by for another year until I get it done

[@cymaratechoverdragon]

The scream when he loses the arm wrestle was always one of the funniest moments of all time for me, I set that shit as my ringtone for a laugh back in the day.

[@brayleemcmahan8859]

This needs 1 mil views

[@sophiemaskell7215]

never delete this. We will need it in the future for our sanity.

[@kenshiassasin]

30:28 36:02 41:56 46:00 46:08 1:10:09 1:22:04 1:22:15 1:22:55 1:33:11 2:11:06 2:39:02 3:02:55 3:05:00 3:06:18 3:15:50 3:30:34 3:50:24 3:57:54 4:14:27 4:29:40

[@danielcaron455]

The video with H3cz and the ponchos almost made me die of laughter

[@t3hPoundcake]

You couldn't even dream of making a show like this today, even on the internet. That's wild to think about.

[@Jyuhhh69420]

Really called it on that Cosby stuff at 30:50

[@soul-4-you194]

Sark's yell made me laugh to the point of extreme pain 46:00 XD

[@tapio111]

Holy fucking shit this is awesome! Thank you for doing this! Brings back memories. Loved the previous one.

[@tapio111]

PS. DO NOT DRINK SODA WHEN WATCHING THIS

[@4205ben4205]

Amazing! Thanks so much for all your work on this one and the last one, I've seen most of the videos at one time or another but seeing all of the best bits all in one place is just great!

[@ProtuativePork]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SPINNY THING THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE DESK! I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME!

[@drkilljoy6807]

I've lost what they called it but they do talk about it and a playthrough of Nazi zombie army 3 I believe over on Sark's yt

[@ProtuativePork]

@@drkilljoy6807 Yeah, I've seen that episode. They briefly talk about it without saying its name. Thanks for the suggestion though.

[@drkilljoy6807]

@@ProtuativePork now you got me stuck in this fubar situation. Upon hours of looking best guess note or letter holder. It's going to come to a point where I'm going in sark's or apl's stream to donate and ask lol.

[@ProtuativePork]

@drkilljoy6807 Much appreciated. Sorry for draggin ya into this sinkin ship with me.

[@lifelike6423]

3:25:08 And the mystery was solved

[@HoboFascist]

3:06:18 is my fav vietnam segment

[@Fraggr92]

I just want to take the time to point out that this video was in the Cooking section of my youtube recommendations. That is all.

[@EnQuestOfficial]

Kate Beckinsale wanted him so bad

[@stepancamfrla]

Every time i click to watch some of this masterpiece for a while between this and that it ends up beeing way longer session than intended. one would say "ten minutes my ass, some bitches!"

[@camdenrelyea5400]

Now I desperately want a montage of every time Sark talks about Vietnam

[@PaddyRoon7]

I can't stop watching 49:58. Funniest expression I've seen in my life. You can just tell how much tension he put in his own head to make that face, I'm fucking dying

[@TheLyonCrest]

This is honestly amazing to see. Miss these videos like mad!

[@gunitiwa]

Ultimate favorite Sark moment has to be the Zombie Survival anekdote... Holy moly, so fucking funny.

[@TheB0sss]

Nicky Sabinsky "I ate my neighbor"

[@cjnovo992]

46 minutes to 47 minutes is fucking gold

[@johnhamala2]

0:00 - 4:48:27 is fucking gold

[@michaelirish6634]

This is absolute gold, so happy I found this.

[@MrDontSmokeKids]

The bubbles bit kills me every time

[@jessicaann8195]

Don't drink water watching this.... Just did a spit take😂😂😂😂

[@Zhylt]

Love it! Thanks so much for making it again!!!

[@ImNotAFK-YT]

I’m still here… After seven years…. I need to sht…. 🤘🏼

[@knight4linux]

I would watch a show based around the 4 of them eating lunch at 2:23:00

[@anguswarrender1752]

There was Lunch in Progress, which was basically APL, Sark and a few other cycling regulars (e.g. Boruff, fuck you Boruff). It was short lived but still great. But since I'm commenting on a 6 month old comment on a 2 year old video, you probably don't care.

[@doctorsocktor]

Angus Warrender lunch in progress was amazing but seeing as im commenting on a 7 month old reply on a 1 year old comment on a 3 year old video your probably wouldnt care

[@CurTho]

doctorsocktor still funny @ 8 months and 1 year but you probably don't care now

[@anguswarrender1752]

Curtis Thompson I always care

[@Eagle7z]

i dont think i've laughed this hard for so long in my entire life XD I love you Sark

[@andrewmacc6611]

is will never get old, 2021 and I'm still watching.

[@g3n-t3chalpha71]

you know what this reminds me of .... Machinima

[@HaroldTheHotHead]

Awkward moment when APL picks an actor to kill and its Paul Walker. Fuck me. Well done APL...