The Letterboxd Account

[@the1masterpiece1]

I want "Ryan judges strangers LetterBoxd's reviews" to become an occasional stream segment

[@asystole_]

Letterboxd Court

[@samuelclark6155]

Let chat submit their LetterBoxd accounts to be roasted

[@LifeOfCraig]

I was thinking that when watching it 😂 I’d love people to submit controversial Letterboxd accounts

[@moguel1524]

​@@samuelclark6155nah man, that's who you ruin the bit "minions the movie 4 stars" "mystery river 1.2 stars"

[@neebnoob18]

Need this

[@bigsad7675]

The unhinged angry stalking of a persons review account over a 3 word review is peak content

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

its crazy how much stuff never makes it to youtube

[@bigsad7675]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau Thank you for doing the work to bring unhinged content to us in easily consumable fashion. Truly admirable work o7

[@dawidbronowicki]

I like it, it's relatable content for me :)

[@0ptimuscrime]

(Hemomancer voice) mmmmmmmmm bromidic and unfunny

[@ruleofhalves]

This unhinged fall into psychosis resulting from a stranger's opinion on a movie made me feel so seen. He's just like me fr

[@WheelDragon]

Are you neurodivergent by any chance? 🤔

[@RobotIceCreamSandwich]

you tell em boss energy from me

[@FKATorp]

I thought that until I saw they gave Spiderman 3, Spiderman 2, and Shang Chi the same rating. NL was totally sane on this.

[@damplamp]

he's so insanely petty i love it

[@softpinkblush]

letterboxd react court would be so based

[@chimeratkk8616]

Sooo true

[@chimeratkk8616]

I got second hand anger watching that. WHO ARE YOU? I WALKED SOFIA COPPOLA UP ON STAGE AT THE OSCARS

[@mangsmoof]

YOUR REVIEWS ARE FLAT

[@hexcodeff6624]

I WALKED SOFIA COPPOLA UP ON STAGE IN 2004, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

[@no1mayorofsimpleton]

I WAS TRAINED CLASSICALLY AND CONTEMPORANEOUSLY

[@inertial_observer]

Glad I'm not the only one who feels compelled to look through the profiles of people who leave insane letterboxd reviews just to gratify my sense of superior taste

[@JHoneybun]

honestly its one of life's great pleasures

[@JasonParmenter]

I think everyone does this but doesn't admit to it.

[@legend7951]

@@JasonParmenter I''ve never done it but now I will

[@diorsse]

this is what i do but with my enemies' spotify playlists. i understand filmbros now

[@rrrooorrr]

NL should do a segment where he audits chatters letterboxd accounts, this was gold

[@noahleach7690]

Idk if we’ll still get the same authentic rage but it’s worth a shot

[@kameronbelcher]

"Lost in translation is a coming of old age movie" In more ways than one brother

[@kameronbelcher]

Did I do something here boys?

[@dlguiga_]

honestly the joke went above everyone's heads

[@markman11111]

@@kameronbelcher i'll throw you a quick +2

[@lesedimakeketa5683]

Are you referring to the ejaculate of the elderly?

[@8r00K35]

​@@dlguiga_that's some serious PSI

[@hikikomori_3708]

NL getting mad at petty shit and going on tangents is always top tier content.

[@Gabriel64468]

15:00 About the age: I am pretty sure we know the age because they said something along the lines of "I have seen Avatar often over the last decade, from when I was 9 to when I was 22". So yeah, early 20s is correct unless they are larping the entire thing.

[@chillyjelly2366]

I expected to see the egg's letterboxd account but I got something even better. Galvanizing and funny

[@violetseren5169]

Conceptualization, very pegged skill

[@Umi_Oni]

I would argue that The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya is the best coming-of-age movie of the 2000's, but I don't think the world is ready for this take yet

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

they really aren't

[@uiron5755]

whoa based

[@mdaily318]

You are so fucking real for that

[@amnesia998]

Weeb

[@venenix]

do i have to watch the show before watching the movie?

[@Bossbabyfan2023]

Ever since I started paying attention to the names of the chatters NL calls out I've noticed that a remark DLGuiga makes that NL disagrees with is always the catalyst for a bit It's like the Amen break - once you know it, you hear it everywhere

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

dlguiga was VIP'd along with two others after helping out in the password game stream. he is the most active of the three chatters that were VIP'd and also rides with NL on the peloton + he always hits the chat with the most incendiary takes so he's provided some great fuel for rants

[@SuperLibu]

The amount of effort to stalk the same persons letterboxd account and put the relevant reviews on screen... we don't deserve you

[@buddyisbored2355]

The two The Batman reviews days apart is blowing my mind man

[@quadlazer]

LetterBoxd needs a “not my tempo” option next to the 1 star.

[@shaniceabdou910]

There have definitely been movies that I watched and thought, "You feel like a good movie, I just don't think I get it yet"

[@BillSullivanReal]

@@shaniceabdou910this is me with lost in translation the entire time I was watching it I knew it was a good movie but I also knew I didn’t really enjoy a second of it

[@papabaddad]

"This movie takes itself to seriously" - guy who loves the Avatar films

[@breezyk724]

Has he ever made a follow up to this? Streets need more

[@SilverionX]

This is the internal monologue I go through sometimes when I find people who have such unhinged opinions that I not only wonder who they are, I wonder HOW they are. Not how are they doing mental health wise, but how do they actually exist? How did they get to where they are to have that opinion? It's that internal monologue, but external. 10/10 would watch more.

[@Ragnell123]

This review gonna be living in NL's head rent free for the next month.

[@chucklesthelegend7305]

3:13 I looked over and got jumpscared by a batchest under the bed :(

[@eliteed4724]

The "Blow Out" versus "The Conversation" moment is goated.

[@mick-ericboettge8683]

"not everyone who disagrees with you is 10 years younger than you" yeah but people that use the word bromidic are

[@rocketpocketmouse8998]

How to train your dragon (all of them) is the definitive coming of age movie change my mind

[@Matkatamiba]

Fuck he didn't even read the last paragraph of the unhinged 1/2 star review. That's the worst part.

[@greysonmiller9407]

"Thats a fair criticism of Lost in Translation, I dont agree, but I understand..." 😮‍💨 "*That being said*" 😈

[@sharkbit3547]

I live for library videos at ungodly hours

[@dvizr]

I live for Librarian videos after work so we’re in this together

[@BigBigBigJeff]

I live for librarian during working hours so I'm picking up that shift for you boys

[@PhantomThiefXI]

i wake up and its librarian hours

[@clementhossaert5234]

fr the conversation is lowkey one of the best most movies in Coppola's filmography, in COPPOLLA's (GODFATHER, GODFATHER II, APOCALYPSE NOW) FILMOGRAPHY, I DIDN'T STUTTER IT IS THAT GOOD

[@uncultured_swinegoofer1713]

lmao the person who wrote the first lost in translation review is my mutual

[@andu1337]

NL reviewing Letterboxd accounts/reviews would be an absolute GOLD MINE of content (biased Letterboxd stan here)

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

between this segment and the google reviews segment, i think we've realized NL reviewing anything would be gold

[@emmanuelgreen8635]

PLEASE PAUSE AT 11:20 AND LOOK AT THE BOTTOM LEFT!! THIS IS IMPORTANT!!

[@8r00K35]

I don't see it

[@PCRman]

11:20 The KEKW lines up perfectly.

[@MemeSupreme69]

The first pirates movie is a perfect film, I can't believe NL would say this.

[@nattteo]

Yeah I took personal offence to that myself XD

[@slynt_]

I think he is bemused by the fact that the reviewer is treating blockbuster trash on the same level as arthouse films. As a 27-year-old boomer that is also strange to me. I come from an ancient time when mainstream popcorn media was not considered worth giving any critical attention to

[@Thomazbr]

​@@slynt_ I'm a 31 year old boomer and I've recently come to the conclusion that mainstream blockbusters are good actually. But I'm also someone who rates action very high. To me the peak of cinema is 70-80's hong kong.

[@lux8837]

He really descended into the 7th circle of hell for these, huh

[@monkeyheist]

“knowing the language that you use to talk about movies that are good and then applying it to the biggest broad appeal blockbuster that’s made to be forgotten about” This is my exact problem with Schaffrillas Productions lmao

[@plastiktuten3866]

oh my god, yes

[@quackhonkquack]

you are actually so impressive for finding the reviews

[@TheTimeSaga]

This is so good. He needs to do these more.

[@mogullll]

9:05 I watched dhoom 2 years ago it was the first bollywood movie I ever saw and it was absolutely insane, honestly he's redeemed from this wild pick alone

[@CaptainSkeletor]

I hate that the average movie reviewer thinks a good movie is 5/5 and a bad one is 1/5

[@kingcrimson4133]

i've been using this site called criticker lately and the culture there around rating is actually pretty solid. it puts people's ratings on a curve, so if someone has a system where 7/10 is the lowest score they typically give, those will be judged as bad ratings, but if someone rates from 1-10 fairly it will see 7/10 as a pretty good rating

[@SirQuadrat]

Either that or they have literally no ratings below 2.5/5, so in their world every movie they've seen is somehow above average

[@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob]

@@SirQuadrat What if i only choose to watch above average movies

[@SirQuadrat]

@@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob How can you know before you've seen it? Sure, you can look at ratings of other users beforehand, but with dozens of movies there has to be at least one of them that has good ratings which you don't like as much. Also, how can you even talk about a movie being 'Above Average' if you have never seen a movie that is Average or Below Average. You have nothing to compare to. Maybe you have to adjust your concept of Averageness in that case.

[@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob]

@@SirQuadrat I've seen a marvel movie I know what average to below average movie is lol

[@simonamorim8178]

Actually gasped when I saw The Conversation review

[@gimmegimmechicken]

I might enjoy this more than AITA court tbh, that dudes letterboxd was insane. Who knows how many of these gremlins are out there in the wild

[@wilhelmkreis6578]

So relatable, I did this with someone's account on an anime review website bc they gave a bad review of Akira and then on their account they were ride or die for Ny Hero Academia and I damn near had an aneurysm

[@navi6445]

11:20 the line up with chat made me chuckle

[@FrogeFella]

12:32 holy shit I feel so called out as 21 year old Wong Kar-wai obsessed man

[@Ant12468]

I'm just picturing the 1.5 star reviewer watching this and getting to the Tradle section and being confused as fuck by the "we love our Blur" ICANT

[@ballcoozysmooth]

This clown gave 5 stars to the fucking Avatar sequel😂😂😂

[@sendwagon]

I just wanna say I watched Riceboy Sleeps from that one offhand comment in this clip and Im so glad I did. Shit made me cry

[@samuelraji8343]

7.7 is a solid score. I use IMBD exclusively to get new recommendations for English language films and it's way better than Letterboxed if you use my curve. Just put a -0.8 on film bro movies, -2 on super hero movies that's not Logan and - 1 on movies released in the last 2 years. In 10-15 those will be the actual ratings of those movies. Letterboxed low user count artificial inflates foreign language movies with low watches and gives super low ratings to genuinely unique English language films from the Hollywood era. Stuff like taking of Pelham 123, Snatch, John Ford movies, are lower rated on Letterboxd.

[@noThankyou-g5c]

they gave Avatar 5 stars 😭

[@cm.design]

ONE STAR FOR SECRETARY?!

[@okamisamakun]

Who tf gives shin kamen rider a 2.5 stars? That's a cinematic masterpiece that only true film heads will enjoy.

[@paulo25740]

14:33 "Librarian is SLURPING today"

[@VinnyZoomer]

THIS GUY HAS 53 PAGES OF REVIEWS??!! I felt bad but not anymore, bro needs to be put away.

[@jaravind5050]

My fellow Indian Parth found a way to completely derail NL and I'm here for it. The Indian movie reviews by Parth were more outrageous than the Hollywood ones and I wish NL had watched them as well.

[@beechboiii]

Yeah dude, I was so sad nl glossed over the psychotic ratings for Bollywood movies

[@ayj1085]

"bromidic and unfunny" has been stuck in my head for weeks lmao

[@007megaoof]

They really threw that word in like how Peter griffin calls his dinner shallow and pedantic

[@brady3319]

I love reading bad letterboxd reviews for movies I liked and vice versa

[@jacob8949]

"A singular mosaic tiled with thr vivid hues of infinity" - a man who has clearly taken ecstasy.

[@HazelOrbius]

If he got this hung up about the Pirates ratings he would have an aneurysm looking at my ratings

[@plastiktuten3866]

The director stews in a sense of his own righteous superiority - it's satisfying and funny, but intellectually grotesque.

[@sniceverything4944]

The first review reminds me of the top review on Idiocracy where someone relates the movie to Triumph of the Will

[@josemiguelmaciasvocar2690]

A lot of this reviews sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis And The News

[@mateusmeneghini3528]

i honestly think that if ryan were to setup a letterboxd account on stream it would be great content

[@PhantomThiefXI]

3.5 to kimetsu infinite train this man is insane

[@Felix-Orion]

React Court may be dead, but Movie Opinions Court is now in session, baby.

[@jonfro-mez]

People really hate lost in translation on letterboxd, lots of the top reviews are people calling it racist and paedophilic

[@rehab_herr]

11:20 kekw face matches with keira knightley's face.

[@aureus79]

I am making a letterbox account just so i can aspire to one day impress ryab with my ratings

[@Szanth]

Oh shit the credits song comes with the visuals Goddamn I am spoiled

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i had to with ryuka jamming in the back

[@lettuce7259]

My number one fear is someone going through my letterboxd like this and wondering why spiderman 3 is 5 stars but the Irishman is 4 stars

[@Messihaz]

they should both be 3 stars

[@lettuce7259]

@@Messihaz who asked

[@JetReset]

Oh brother this guy STINKS

[@DGibbon57]

Saw Secretary recently and I have to agree that movie was much better than it had any business being

[@KevinFu5100]

some people watch movies the same way they eat, all High Fructose Corn syrup and sugar, 0 nutrients

[@Maria_745]

NL stalking letterboxd users and lamenting "you're not ready for these movies"... He's just like me fr

[@Kilborns]

Anyone who loves to delve into the insanity of letterbox’s, check out Mario’s animated movie list. Whoever they are, they decided to rank every animated movie on the same list.

[@Maelthorn1337]

I wonder how Toy Story 1 stacks up to Animatrix.

[@joomface]

link pls

[@Kilborns]

A link will probably get culled, its the first result for me when I google "letterboxd mario animated movie list" @@joomface

[@Kilborns]

The Animatrix is ranked 453 and Toy Story 1 is ranked 73@@Maelthorn1337

[@olliezoop]

His Superbad take is so unbelievably based

[@Skotty8]

To know that NL would have the same reaction to my Letterboxd is sending me

[@quaker47]

every user review site for any media i've ever seen has like 50% normal people and 50% super nerds

[@JRBeast-nw3xg]

Tbf Lost In Translation is a little overrated mainly because i don’t fw romance movies that much there are only two in the genre that I love so much but a majority of them just don’t hit at all.

[@SuperSteve120]

Noone tell NL that it's down to a 3.8 on Letterboxd now

[@theronerdithas2944]

Man's reviews we so bad it short circuited NL's brain at the end.

[@ChumpWumber]

it's always so funny when someone gives a laughably low score to a critically acclaimed and universally praised piece of media (be it a movie/album/video game/etc.) and then you ask what they like and it is almost always media for babies lmao

[@talkingdeads]

holy shit what a ride my guy had

[@Messihaz]

This guy is amazing

[@noThankyou-g5c]

Damn this was a 5/5 stars video nothing but straight heat the whole way through. And somehow the ending was even better

[@RunningP123456]

Blow out is an all time movie

[@JasonParmenter]

How does he not know that the point of LetterBoxd is to be mad about movies, good or bad?

[@falsefingolfin]

goddamn hes already got uptown funk as the ending song

[@steveqi9309]

Is your pfp Bocchi the rock as Ryan gosling?

[@bigboibif7798]

liking pirates of the caribbean 2 as much as the first one is WILD

[@alma3884052]

Ryan was losing me with his disdain for Spider-man 3 but he won me over when he said Spider-man 2 should have been rated higher

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

Disney adults reviewing movies

[@NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob]

what's with the step brothers shade lol

[@awfulfalafel2613]

Ah yes, my favorite pastime; looking at the profiles of people who negatively review my favorite movies

[@potatoonastick2239]

missed this the first time but the dial of destiny was pretty funny

[@sjuvanet]

Bill Murray literally has a conversation in French with a Japanese man in Lost in Translation 🤦‍♀️

[@theclassy4]

It was the 4 stars for despicable me for me

[@cabellocorto5586]

This is the content I watch NL for.

[@dounutmunk]

Bro actually went down the Letterboxd Rabbit Hole

[@MattyNoNose]

And Zendaya is Meechee

[@MetroAndroid]

Does NL not like the Pirates movies? The first 2 or 3 in the series get near-universal praise from everyone I've met.