Northernlion finally watched Dune 2

[@HuwJ8rd0n3]

Northernlion only liked the movie cos 99% of the characters are bald.

[@blasian4260]

There's like 2

[@BOOMDIGGER]

theres an entire bald planet​@@blasian4260

[@bxinger]

​@@blasian4260every single Harkonnen?

[@vinny9514]

​@@blasian4260it's like half of the important characters

[@talia_al_gabagool]

@@blasian4260 also I count all the Harkonnen in the stadium

[@jakobus977]

White man orders in perfect fremen is a great bit

[@m.czandogg9576]

18:23

[@EnnnVyyy]

the scene in the fremen stronghold where chani's friends tease her by saying maybe the food had too much spice for her foreign boyfriend multiple layered bit from denis villeneuve

[@bigdrose1121]

“Never give your piss away, not even for the dead” - dune 2 mfer

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

He remembers the proper nouns as if he read the books, so him having not makes me wonder if his memory is really just that good

[@potatoonastick2239]

His verbal intelligence is off the charts, his brain is just very sticky for words, probably also due to the triviamaxxing since a young age

[@REDANDSILVER741]

Yeah have you seen his videos on memory games with the history of movies. His ability to remember words and actors is actually cracked.

[@rinmathews9337]

One time he was playing a guess the audience score for a movie game with Baer and he was just like "I remember it being 92%" and it was. Just looked it up it was round 1: Cabin in the Woods if anyone wants to see it.

[@Eval999]

Idk how people don't remember proper nouns from movies they just watched, honestly.

[@TheDuzx]

He has terrible memory for a lot of things, but he is cracked at names.

[@user-xl5lc3qw5z]

this is 10% dune review 90% piss retention discussion

[@TheEnecca]

as it should be

[@tehsingh1]

Never give away your water

[@JackdotC]

Tbf piss retention is 90% of the book as well

[@carlcoldinglaursen8178]

and the same failed jump

[@Imperial_Squid]

If I had a dollar for every time a favourite streamer of mine engaged in pisscourse I'd have two dollars etc

[@Schmuni]

"I've probably already got the water of life inside of me, if i had to guess. Lord knows i got the worm!" Holy shit, he just doesnt miss! LISAN AL GAIB!

[@alaridkonz]

AS WRITTEN

[@ApolloArrow]

We're librarian guys. Of course we stayed for the whole outro song.

[@connorsterrett]

r/raisedbybenegesserit is the reason I keep coming back. His brain has been honed by thousands of hours of searching for bits.

[@Mktofy]

that bit was fantastic.

[@draconocor]

Dune -> Dune 2 -> Playmobil: the Movie

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Lisan Al Gaib. Losan Al Hair. The closest a man will ever be to a mentat, a walking archive. His ego and his humanity holds him back from further greatness, and instead sits comfortably with fame, entertaining the common masses. But perhaps that is a blessing rather than a curse, as he won't be crushed by the ever-growing burden of becoming the core cog of a faction that keeps the machine of war whirling endlessly like all mentats are fated to be, and reminds humanity at large that we need only a fraction of what we have to live in prosperity. Just as one Lion of The North is enough to keep the moral of hundreds of thousands.

[@Qwayzar]

He's just Brad Dourif from the 80s dune if he was in the universe

[@Venoseth]

I'm sorry that happened to you or congratulations or whatever, but I'm not reading all that

[@Qwayzar]

@@Venoseth that's what the clan houses said when Paul tried to become emperor

[@Bongkaiii]

@@Venosethit’s funny, you’re boring

[@Dindonmasker]

@@Qwayzarthis made me cry laughing. it was worth the tear.

[@ComfortableTool86]

"Dune 2 dipped in Mama Jessica's movie theatre oil" made me laugh way harder than it should

[@rilese3097]

I really dug “my Bene-Geserit sister dipped in Mama Shai-Hulud’s blue oil”

[@OopsAllFrench]

Showed this to my crush and got head after. I don’t know what that means but thanks librarian

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

WHAT

[@Drekromancer]

+2000 immense dub

[@racg174]

retaining my piss during dune 2 was just immersive cinema

[@Drekromancer]

many people are saying this

[@MrTempestilence]

8:09 lmao i'm glad my chat message got a chuckle out of ryab

[@Canyon_Lark]

Sparked an excellent chain of bits too

[@NickyRicky1]

If NL is the Lisan Al Gaib does that make the librarian Princess Irulan?

[@Venoseth]

The librarian will never be his wife, only the archivist

[@Iguanoman]

From Collected Sayings of Ryan-Muad'dib by the Princess Librarian

[@geraldvanlaar]

@@Venoseth Harq al-Ada moment

[@leon4875]

We love our Libr Ar Rian, don’t we folks.

[@draconocor]

has anyone made a bene gesserit JOI joke yet

[@TehKapoose]

Ç̶͖̙̼̣̥̠̬͉͚͉͇̇U̷̖̖̱̦̺̯͉̮̞͊̍͌M̸̢̛̝͓̗̱̪͕̎͆́͌͒̒̉̓̒̆ ̴̱̺̖͍̼͙̹͕̓͜F̴̡̡̬̣̻͖̮̙̟͙̝͐́̀̉͆̈̌̓͜͝Ó̸͙̲͚̟̥͕͔̦̠͓͕̤̆̀͌́̈́̚̚R̷̛̜̰̳͎͎̳͓̍̏͛̌̌̅͑̈́͛͠ ̷̧̝̰̍̽̀͐̈̒͊̏ͅM̷̧̧̨̫̼̬͕̳̈́́̉͛̊̕É̷̮̬̗̠̯̱̼̟̌̀̈́̏̑͑͘

[@rtaraquin]

Joke or video asking for a friend

[@AUMOTmusic]

Nah Madam Web still has a monopoly on that sphere due to that one promo video

[@JackdotC]

Yes...joke...

[@JakovLSSJ4]

CUM!!

[@ahhhhhh5572]

Do I like Dune 2? Yeah, Dune 2 chicks at once 😎

[@ahhhhhh5572]

+2

[@darthwisetheplagueis5869]

@@ahhhhhh5572based

[@AlphabeticalNugget]

The only thing I'm dune is the popcorn bucket 😎

[@ashb7]

My man 😂🤜🤛😎

[@nuvoe_]

+2

[@fSqGG]

Thumbnail is crazy on this one

[@passthehanky]

That one chatter that said messiah is very long straight up gaslighting the lisegg al gaib

[@talia_al_gabagool]

I was very happy librarian put together this glorious dune 2 super cut.

[@imperiumpilled30k]

I like going to movie theater i do, this Lisa Allan gabe, hell of guy, swell guy i tell people they listen when i say this

[@tehsingh1]

It's crazy how I immediately hear the voice

[@NugKnights]

Lisan Al Baldi!

[@justbernas7131]

Losan Al Hair

[@dewhi100]

Losing all hair

[@subramag]

Lisan bald Gaib

[@SirJamestown]

Imagine not wearing a stillsuit when you go see a movie to save on buying drinks and avoid the bathroom. Couldn’t be me.

[@zerrus8781]

Can't wait to watch Dune 2 when it comes out on

[@gianni99999]

its out baby

[@TheKsalad]

Blocking out the majority of the right half of the screen so I don't go insane watching him reach for that rock

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I can't believe he didn't piss in his drink, you gotta preserve your moisture

[@theGingerAutist]

As a kid, I was so engrossed with Madagascar, I held my piss for so long that I still remember how bad it hurt to get up after the movie ended.

[@josephvail1489]

(Bene Gesserit voice) Hi Tomo

[@ComradeJae]

+2

[@mju135]

I read all comments. This one is the funniest.

[@dracula7779]

​@@mju135thanks, won't scroll further down

[@spacelullaby]

Did he see the one grimes twitter post about her son x being just like Paul?

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

I keep forgetting that was an actual kid and not just a publicity stunt. How old would he be now?

[@edysfunction_]

i think he mentioned last week?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZzahIGqq7SFraMsi=uz_aty4cto_lplsW&t=1431

[@spacelullaby]

@TheLibraryofLetourneau Omg thank you. All the elite class white mothers think their firstborn is the kwisatz haderach

[@Reflexzzzz]

Ty Librarian ty

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I didn't expect him to like this movie, I expected him to hate it like the Contrartian he is, but I guess even contrartians can't hate DUNE 2.

[@Domus_Maximus]

I cannot believe this movie watches a movie ONCE then comes out with absolute fire banter about it, the Dune/Twitter tangents KILLED me dude

[@Thunderfro]

Bro really can’t go 2 hours and 45 minutes without pissing.💀

[@tworice]

thank you so much for this i enjoyed 1 & 2 so much and nl commentary is such a pleasant surprise :) 10/10 video great bits

[@megavore97]

I’m surprised a Harkonnen enjoyed a movie where they all lose

[@Santeri64]

Does he know?

[@richardmayse1008]

The crazy part about dune is that the book is even weirder than the movie, and they had to cut down on a lot of it just for the sake of making it adapt to film better. Excellent movie and I'm glad the egg man enjoyed it.

[@fimmywa]

LOSAN AL HA'IR LOSAN AL HA'IR LOSAN AL HA'IR

[@EnnnVyyy]

NL knows what it feels like to be the kwizats haderach by predicting what chat would say and he also is the lisan al gain when he goes to Korea and orders chinese food in perfect english

[@worsedoughnut]

You always find the best stuff for the ending credits sections.

[@joeybrown9952]

letting the song at the end play fully is the perfect ending

[@rara_rari]

He sounds like David Lynch from like 1:00 to 1:30.

[@EeveeAsPie]

2x piss 3x popcorn

[@sketcharmslong6289]

2nd cousin twice removed Harkonnen enjoys documentary about his lineage

[@slick3996]

Was it just the theatre in my city or did they really show like 3 different movies about monkeys in the previews

[@wumbojet]

I have found out the extremely unsurprising fact that by not eating popcorn and drinking soda at the movie theater and sneaking in some taco bell and water you can avoid any and all bathroom breaks

[@rubening]

Not worth it

[@tehsingh1]

Man really said taco bell followed by no bathroom breaks...wild

[@wumbojet]

​@@tehsingh1 brother, it might be my normal, run of the mill Latino digestive tract but taco bell is literally nothing to me unless I'm eating like a disgusting pig at around 25$ of stuff

[@jacksonsmith2955]

@@wumbojet i'm not sure it's a flex to know your exact threshold for getting taco bell diarrhea lmao

[@wumbojet]

@@jacksonsmith2955 I'm just putting an exaggerated possible limit on food that gives gringos stomach problems because it has beans

[@ComradeJae]

Ive never seen dune but i like hearing him say the funny words so i +2 anyways

[@lorenzo1425]

He does the same sex bot joke every stream and it's always +2

[@tritonneptune3834]

The dreams and visions in the book are far deeper and ironically more vivid than the movie, he should for sure read the book.

[@krazymuncher2288]

Omg the gameplay is Sisyphean ☠️☠️

[@Dancyspartan]

Outro 10/10

[@AlexysLamonde]

insane gameplay on my screen! thanks NL

[@GlobeStan]

Has NL tried not drinking 1L of liquid during movies. Might greatly reduce the number of pee breaks he needs.

[@T3chAnalogy]

All the people seeing the movie were Harkkonnen

[@TenaciousDealer]

That subreddit bit is hilarious

[@misterdire7523]

Generational video right here icl

[@hastyscorpion]

2:24 that was one few things I was sad about. I felt like the eyes weren’t nearly blue enough. Like peoples irises were blue but the whites of their eyes weren’t nearly blue enough in my opinion.

[@paint4pain]

So good, geidi prime bit goes hard.

[@NathanJ666]

This is actually the greatest video I've ever seen

[@irakyl]

I always forget that they don't put a 15 min break in the middle of the movie in American cinemas, and I'm surprised each time I re-learn it. Forcing you to miss a bit of the movie if you want more snacks or need to piss is just unfortunate.

[@Zonjo-]

Where do they do that?

[@mattymerr701]

​@@Zonjo- 👆 Most places don't have a break anymore, that stuff is weird. Cinemas used to do that but not anymore. It's like clapping at the end of a movie

[@Laptic]

@@Zonjo-most indian movies have intermissions

[@RandomAutist]

Im waiting to get paid next month to see it, so just to avoid spoilers, imma keep this on my "watch later list" see ya in 5 days. EDIT: It has finally happened, i have seen it, i have tasted the Water of Life, i died, i saw, everything. It was an experience that will walk besides me for the rest of my life, no movie could ever match my emotions and excitement afterwards, if you really enjoyed the first, this movie will feel a tad slower, but rewarding in ways that only the Desert could provide. Lisan Al-Gaib will lead the path.

[@sorn4947]

Go in IMAX, if possible!!!

[@RandomAutist]

@@sorn4947 I hope, but in my country, you never know! i alway regretted not seeing the first one in cinema, won't make that mistake again!

[@jacksonsmith2955]

tomorrow soldier o7

[@chl_audio]

So how did you like it?

[@RandomAutist]

@@chl_audio haha it's only 7A here, homie. i will tell you, dont worry!

[@MundanePixels]

The hard cut to the first climbing splash killed me lol

[@drderpamine2498]

Apollo’s nanananana is really fun

[@RexusprimeIX]

I love how pissed he got when someone suggested a solution to him needing to piss during movies. Like brother, it's just piss, no need to get so heated about it. ICANT

[@justinsanity501]

The podcast bit was so good

[@dudekazoo]

Oh thank fuck he's finally saying Bene Gesserit right. Edit: Oh no, he pronounces everything else all jacked up. 😅

[@bigblueshoe777]

oh god the previews he's so right about everything

[@flamfive95]

he was cooking with melange on this one, holeee

[@calumryan6328]

If im in a relaxing environment like a movie theatre I usually don't have to go to the bathroom. When ive had a stressful job I have to go once an hour at least

[@lazy_Kat89]

YEEEEEEESS! The Prophecy was fullfilled !!

[@TheDuzx]

The OF bots are crazy. I was wondering how lucrative it actually is and checked a little closer. Numbers aren't public, but you can see likes and such. The one I looked into was probably making like $80 a month. Which is incredibly sad considering how much they were working to push it.

[@andrewadams530]

Bro I'm so confused Librarian. Does NL just start over at the beginning of this game every stream and just sit here and pretend to try to make this jump for 5 hours while he talks to chat?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

no... he only spent 2 hours trying to make the jump

[@VerbalLearning]

"The movie was 19+. Which is totally fine because i'm +19" More like you're 19+19. Haha gottem!

[@CameronBrown-ph9do]

The +2 farm is a real bumper crop today

[@pibber9737]

Audibly gasped when he said they charge 8 bucks for chips and salsa in canada...

[@kdhlkjhdlk]

My man is the goddamn Pissan Al Gaib

[@CODENAMEDERPY]

Nice outro today.

[@AneuTV]

i took an edible before dune 2 and had to pee 10 minutes in, held it the whole time like a real DOONER

[@aleccooper9350]

Just got back from the movies after watching dune 2 and this shows up on my recommended. Absolutely pegged up

[@fearsomeman3]

8:38 peepoHey Hi clockwork contrivance

[@gaugea]

i feel like the past 5 NL vids ive seen hes stuck on this same jump and hes talking about different things every time

[@retinas2001]

Feyd Northern Letounen

[@lukapitkanen3333]

I would never go pee during a movie (at the cinema). I hate not knowing what I might’ve missed. Just don’t finnish your drink in the first half of the movie and you should be good.

[@joeblowgoes]

he posted what I want, the librarian is lisan al gaib

[@OfficialEvenSteven]

Did this man really talk about pissing for 3 minutes and 49 seconds straight?

[@sleep5778]

Search for "Joseph Anderson Pisscourse" if you want to see a canadian go all Out on that topic.

[@PuckeredMeatball]

Thumbnail dragged me in

[@typhonyx_was_taken]

Are people really unable to not piss for two and a half hours straight?

[@kersjam]

0:19 My Bene Gesserit sister dipped in Mama Shai-Hulud's bluuue oiiil

[@oshada]

8:00 scared the shit outta me

[@kylemussman4342]

Bene Gesserit Voice: whyd it take you so long to post Librarian dipped in late to the party oil

[@jonathan2847]

Bro has the bladder control of a child.

[@darrellforbes5082]

the elvis joke killed me tho

[@anandsuri2069]

Definitely listen to the dune audio book

[@blehbleh9283]

NO TORTILLA CHIPS AND SALSA WTF

[@momslammer6990]

The kwisatz haderegg really be pissing out here huh

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

I feel like Prisoners is more of Denis's, nuts on the table, movie

[@AdamGaffney96]

24:00 Bro can't just not piss for 3 hours, that shit is easy as hell.

[@bobodenkirkisafreak]

To be fair, at the theater they give you a literal bucket of soda. If you don't meticulously pace yourself it's easy to end up needing to pee.

[@AdamGaffney96]

@@bobodenkirkisafreak idk what North American sizes are like, but I usually drink a full litre of coke or whatever through a film also. Maybe my bladder just be built different.

[@bobodenkirkisafreak]

now that I've heard him say he could have gone twice I find myself agreeing with you more

[@hann8103]

half an hour of sietchposting, life is good.

[@robertjandejager6758]

Paul Arthritis being stereotypically white bit is hilarious

[@amnesty667]

swear 2 god he sprouted that beard over nite

[@hvitekristesdod]

I thump my chest along with Paul at the end