Northernlion finally watched Dune 2

30 mins of dune posting, what did i expect?
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Stream date: 03-25-2024
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#northernlion #clips

[@HuwJ8rd0n3]

Northernlion only liked the movie cos 99% of the characters are bald.

[@blasian4260]

There's like 2

[@BOOMDIGGER]

theres an entire bald planet​@@blasian4260

[@bxinger]

​@@blasian4260every single Harkonnen?

[@vinny9514]

​@@blasian4260it's like half of the important characters

[@talia_al_gabagool]

@@blasian4260 also I count all the Harkonnen in the stadium

[@jakobus977]

White man orders in perfect fremen is a great bit

[@m.czandogg9576]

18:23

[@EnnnVyyy]

the scene in the fremen stronghold where chani's friends tease her by saying maybe the food had too much spice for her foreign boyfriend multiple layered bit from denis villeneuve

[@bigdrose1121]

“Never give your piss away, not even for the dead” - dune 2 mfer

[@mattmcdonough3282]

what she Dune 2 my worm is crazy

[@user-xl5lc3qw5z]

this is 10% dune review 90% piss retention discussion

[@TheEnecca]

as it should be

[@tehsingh1]

Never give away your water

[@JackdotC]

Tbf piss retention is 90% of the book as well

[@carlcoldinglaursen8178]

and the same failed jump

[@Imperial_Squid]

If I had a dollar for every time a favourite streamer of mine engaged in pisscourse I'd have two dollars etc

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

He remembers the proper nouns as if he read the books, so him having not makes me wonder if his memory is really just that good

[@potatoonastick2239]

His verbal intelligence is off the charts, his brain is just very sticky for words, probably also due to the triviamaxxing since a young age

[@REDANDSILVER741]

Yeah have you seen his videos on memory games with the history of movies. His ability to remember words and actors is actually cracked.

[@rinmathews9337]

One time he was playing a guess the audience score for a movie game with Baer and he was just like "I remember it being 92%" and it was. Just looked it up it was round 1: Cabin in the Woods if anyone wants to see it.

[@Eval999]

Idk how people don't remember proper nouns from movies they just watched, honestly.

[@TheDuzx]

He has terrible memory for a lot of things, but he is cracked at names.

[@Schmuni]

"I've probably already got the water of life inside of me, if i had to guess. Lord knows i got the worm!" Holy shit, he just doesnt miss! LISAN AL GAIB!

[@alaridkonz]

AS WRITTEN

[@connorsterrett]

r/raisedbybenegesserit is the reason I keep coming back. His brain has been honed by thousands of hours of searching for bits.

[@ApolloArrow]

We're librarian guys. Of course we stayed for the whole outro song.

[@draconocor1309]

Dune -> Dune 2 -> Playmobil: the Movie

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

Lisan Al Gaib. Losan Al Hair. The closest a man will ever be to a mentat, a walking archive. His ego and his humanity holds him back from further greatness, and instead sits comfortably with fame, entertaining the common masses. But perhaps that is a blessing rather than a curse, as he won't be crushed by the ever-growing burden of becoming the core cog of a faction that keeps the machine of war whirling endlessly like all mentats are fated to be, and reminds humanity at large that we need only a fraction of what we have to live in prosperity. Just as one Lion of The North is enough to keep the moral of hundreds of thousands.

[@Qwayzar]

He's just Brad Dourif from the 80s dune if he was in the universe

[@Venoseth]

I'm sorry that happened to you or congratulations or whatever, but I'm not reading all that

[@Qwayzar]

@@Venoseth that's what the clan houses said when Paul tried to become emperor

[@Bongkaiii]

@@Venosethit’s funny, you’re boring

[@Dindonmasker]

@@Qwayzarthis made me cry laughing. it was worth the tear.

[@ComfortableTool86]

"Dune 2 dipped in Mama Jessica's movie theatre oil" made me laugh way harder than it should

[@rilese3097]

I really dug “my Bene-Geserit sister dipped in Mama Shai-Hulud’s blue oil”

[@NickyRicky1]

If NL is the Lisan Al Gaib does that make the librarian Princess Irulan?

[@Venoseth]

The librarian will never be his wife, only the archivist

[@Iguanoman]

From Collected Sayings of Ryan-Muad'dib by the Princess Librarian

[@geraldvanlaar]

@@Venoseth Harq al-Ada moment

[@OopsAllFrench]

Showed this to my crush and got head after. I don’t know what that means but thanks librarian

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

WHAT

[@Drekromancer]

+2000 immense dub

[@racg174]

retaining my piss during dune 2 was just immersive cinema

[@Drekromancer]

many people are saying this

[@MrTempestilence]

8:09 lmao i'm glad my chat message got a chuckle out of ryab

[@Canyon_Lark]

Sparked an excellent chain of bits too

[@leon4875]

We love our Libr Ar Rian, don’t we folks.

[@ahhhhhh5572]

Do I like Dune 2? Yeah, Dune 2 chicks at once 😎

[@ahhhhhh5572]

+2

[@darthwisetheplagueis5869]

@@ahhhhhh5572based

[@AlphabeticalNugget]

The only thing I'm dune is the popcorn bucket 😎

[@ashb7]

My man 😂🤜🤛😎

[@nuvoe_]

+2

[@holodonata]

Thumbnail is crazy on this one

[@draconocor1309]

has anyone made a bene gesserit JOI joke yet

[@TehKapoose]

Ç̶͖̙̼̣̥̠̬͉͚͉͇̇U̷̖̖̱̦̺̯͉̮̞͊̍͌M̸̢̛̝͓̗̱̪͕̎͆́͌͒̒̉̓̒̆ ̴̱̺̖͍̼͙̹͕̓͜F̴̡̡̬̣̻͖̮̙̟͙̝͐́̀̉͆̈̌̓͜͝Ó̸͙̲͚̟̥͕͔̦̠͓͕̤̆̀͌́̈́̚̚R̷̛̜̰̳͎͎̳͓̍̏͛̌̌̅͑̈́͛͠ ̷̧̝̰̍̽̀͐̈̒͊̏ͅM̷̧̧̨̫̼̬͕̳̈́́̉͛̊̕É̷̮̬̗̠̯̱̼̟̌̀̈́̏̑͑͘

[@rtaraquin]

Joke or video asking for a friend

[@AUMOTmusic]

Nah Madam Web still has a monopoly on that sphere due to that one promo video

[@JackdotC]

Yes...joke...

[@JakovLSSJ4]

CUM!!

[@passthehanky]

That one chatter that said messiah is very long straight up gaslighting the lisegg al gaib

[@talia_al_gabagool]

I was very happy librarian put together this glorious dune 2 super cut.

[@imperiumpilled30k]

I like going to movie theater i do, this Lisa Allan gabe, hell of guy, swell guy i tell people they listen when i say this

[@tehsingh1]

It's crazy how I immediately hear the voice

[@SirJamestown]

Imagine not wearing a stillsuit when you go see a movie to save on buying drinks and avoid the bathroom. Couldn’t be me.

[@NugKnights]

Lisan Al Baldi!

[@justbernas7131]

Losan Al Hair

[@dewhi100]

Losing all hair

[@subramag]

Lisan bald Gaib

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I can't believe he didn't piss in his drink, you gotta preserve your moisture

[@josephvail1489]

(Bene Gesserit voice) Hi Tomo

[@ComradeJae]

+2

[@mju135]

I read all comments. This one is the funniest.

[@dracula7779]

​@@mju135thanks, won't scroll further down

[@TheKsalad]

Blocking out the majority of the right half of the screen so I don't go insane watching him reach for that rock

[@theGingerAutist]

As a kid, I was so engrossed with Madagascar, I held my piss for so long that I still remember how bad it hurt to get up after the movie ended.

[@Domus_Maximus]

I cannot believe this movie watches a movie ONCE then comes out with absolute fire banter about it, the Dune/Twitter tangents KILLED me dude

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I didn't expect him to like this movie, I expected him to hate it like the Contrartian he is, but I guess even contrartians can't hate DUNE 2.

[@zerrus8781]

Can't wait to watch Dune 2 when it comes out on

[@gianni99999]

its out baby

[@EnnnVyyy]

NL knows what it feels like to be the kwizats haderach by predicting what chat would say and he also is the lisan al gain when he goes to Korea and orders chinese food in perfect english

[@spacelullaby]

Did he see the one grimes twitter post about her son x being just like Paul?

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

I keep forgetting that was an actual kid and not just a publicity stunt. How old would he be now?

[@edysfunction_]

i think he mentioned last week?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eZzahIGqq7SFraMsi=uz_aty4cto_lplsW&t=1431

[@spacelullaby]

@TheLibraryofLetourneau Omg thank you. All the elite class white mothers think their firstborn is the kwisatz haderach

[@Reflexzzzz]

Ty Librarian ty

[@tworice]

thank you so much for this i enjoyed 1 & 2 so much and nl commentary is such a pleasant surprise :) 10/10 video great bits

[@megavore97]

I’m surprised a Harkonnen enjoyed a movie where they all lose

[@Santeri64]

Does he know?

[@Thunderfro]

Bro really can’t go 2 hours and 45 minutes without pissing.💀

[@richardmayse1008]

The crazy part about dune is that the book is even weirder than the movie, and they had to cut down on a lot of it just for the sake of making it adapt to film better. Excellent movie and I'm glad the egg man enjoyed it.

[@worsedoughnut]

You always find the best stuff for the ending credits sections.

[@joeybrown9952]

letting the song at the end play fully is the perfect ending

[@fimmywa]

LOSAN AL HA'IR LOSAN AL HA'IR LOSAN AL HA'IR

[@rara_rari]

He sounds like David Lynch from like 1:00 to 1:30.

[@sketcharmslong6289]

2nd cousin twice removed Harkonnen enjoys documentary about his lineage

[@tritonneptune3834]

The dreams and visions in the book are far deeper and ironically more vivid than the movie, he should for sure read the book.

[@EeveeAsPie]

2x piss 3x popcorn

[@krazymuncher2288]

Omg the gameplay is Sisyphean ☠️☠️

[@MundanePixels]

The hard cut to the first climbing splash killed me lol

[@AlexysLamonde]

insane gameplay on my screen! thanks NL

[@misterdire7523]

Generational video right here icl

[@lorenzo1425]

He does the same sex bot joke every stream and it's always +2

[@NathanJ666]

This is actually the greatest video I've ever seen

[@TenaciousDealer]

That subreddit bit is hilarious

[@justinsanity501]

The podcast bit was so good

[@ComradeJae]

Ive never seen dune but i like hearing him say the funny words so i +2 anyways

[@slick3996]

Was it just the theatre in my city or did they really show like 3 different movies about monkeys in the previews

[@Dancyspartan]

Outro 10/10

[@paint4pain]

So good, geidi prime bit goes hard.

[@bigblueshoe777]

oh god the previews he's so right about everything

[@agrajag24]

The bants are off the charts in this one :D

[@CameronBrown-ph9do]

The +2 farm is a real bumper crop today

[@calumryan6328]

If im in a relaxing environment like a movie theatre I usually don't have to go to the bathroom. When ive had a stressful job I have to go once an hour at least

[@T3chAnalogy]

All the people seeing the movie were Harkkonnen

[@wumbojet]

I have found out the extremely unsurprising fact that by not eating popcorn and drinking soda at the movie theater and sneaking in some taco bell and water you can avoid any and all bathroom breaks

[@rubening]

Not worth it

[@tehsingh1]

Man really said taco bell followed by no bathroom breaks...wild

[@wumbojet]

​@@tehsingh1 brother, it might be my normal, run of the mill Latino digestive tract but taco bell is literally nothing to me unless I'm eating like a disgusting pig at around 25$ of stuff

[@jacksonsmith2955]

@@wumbojet i'm not sure it's a flex to know your exact threshold for getting taco bell diarrhea lmao

[@wumbojet]

@@jacksonsmith2955 I'm just putting an exaggerated possible limit on food that gives gringos stomach problems because it has beans

[@flamfive95]

he was cooking with melange on this one, holeee

[@PuckeredMeatball]

Thumbnail dragged me in

[@drderpamine2498]

Apollo’s nanananana is really fun

[@CODENAMEDERPY]

Nice outro today.

[@hastyscorpion]

2:24 that was one few things I was sad about. I felt like the eyes weren’t nearly blue enough. Like peoples irises were blue but the whites of their eyes weren’t nearly blue enough in my opinion.

[@momslammer6990]

The kwisatz haderegg really be pissing out here huh

[@lazy_Kat89]

YEEEEEEESS! The Prophecy was fullfilled !!

[@RexusprimeIX]

I love how pissed he got when someone suggested a solution to him needing to piss during movies. Like brother, it's just piss, no need to get so heated about it. ICANT

[@pibber9737]

Audibly gasped when he said they charge 8 bucks for chips and salsa in canada...

[@joeblowgoes]

he posted what I want, the librarian is lisan al gaib

[@TheDuzx]

The OF bots are crazy. I was wondering how lucrative it actually is and checked a little closer. Numbers aren't public, but you can see likes and such. The one I looked into was probably making like $80 a month. Which is incredibly sad considering how much they were working to push it.

[@darrellforbes5082]

the elvis joke killed me tho

[@kdhlkjhdlk]

My man is the goddamn Pissan Al Gaib

[@katmorrison9974]

hi librarian, may i ask what editing software you use? ty for your time & your work either way :)

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

premiere pro, here's my old workflow video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4Lcc6tsYpqSnrcsi=8otCunSAcxssKBuC its a bit out-of-date as ive become more organized but it gives you the general gist of things

[@anandsuri2069]

Definitely listen to the dune audio book

[@arcmage7000]

Those were the days

[@irakyl]

I always forget that they don't put a 15 min break in the middle of the movie in American cinemas, and I'm surprised each time I re-learn it. Forcing you to miss a bit of the movie if you want more snacks or need to piss is just unfortunate.

[@Zonjo-]

Where do they do that?

[@mattymerr701]

​@@Zonjo- 👆 Most places don't have a break anymore, that stuff is weird. Cinemas used to do that but not anymore. It's like clapping at the end of a movie

[@Laptic]

@@Zonjo-most indian movies have intermissions

[@dudekazoo]

Oh thank fuck he's finally saying Bene Gesserit right. Edit: Oh no, he pronounces everything else all jacked up. 😅

[@gaugea]

i feel like the past 5 NL vids ive seen hes stuck on this same jump and hes talking about different things every time

[@aleccooper9350]

Just got back from the movies after watching dune 2 and this shows up on my recommended. Absolutely pegged up

[@AneuTV]

i took an edible before dune 2 and had to pee 10 minutes in, held it the whole time like a real DOONER

[@lukapitkanen3333]

I would never go pee during a movie (at the cinema). I hate not knowing what I might’ve missed. Just don’t finnish your drink in the first half of the movie and you should be good.

[@KelleyGreenEcstasy]

I feel like Prisoners is more of Denis's, nuts on the table, movie

[@afriendofafriend5766]

It really is such a great movie.

[@amnesty667]

swear 2 god he sprouted that beard over nite

[@RandomAutist]

Im waiting to get paid next month to see it, so just to avoid spoilers, imma keep this on my "watch later list" see ya in 5 days. EDIT: It has finally happened, i have seen it, i have tasted the Water of Life, i died, i saw, everything. It was an experience that will walk besides me for the rest of my life, no movie could ever match my emotions and excitement afterwards, if you really enjoyed the first, this movie will feel a tad slower, but rewarding in ways that only the Desert could provide. Lisan Al-Gaib will lead the path.

[@sorn4947]

Go in IMAX, if possible!!!

[@RandomAutist]

@@sorn4947 I hope, but in my country, you never know! i alway regretted not seeing the first one in cinema, won't make that mistake again!

[@jacksonsmith2955]

tomorrow soldier o7

[@chl_audio]

So how did you like it?

[@RandomAutist]

@@chl_audio haha it's only 7A here, homie. i will tell you, dont worry!

[@Sheamu5]

This is peak cinema, not dune 2, but librarians editing.

[@jonathan2847]

Bro has the bladder control of a child.

[@hann8103]

half an hour of sietchposting, life is good.

[@blehbleh9283]

NO TORTILLA CHIPS AND SALSA WTF

[@GlobeStan]

Has NL tried not drinking 1L of liquid during movies. Might greatly reduce the number of pee breaks he needs.

[@guymann1660]

it's worth it to get the piss out

[@retinas2001]

Feyd Northern Letounen

[@OfficialEvenSteven]

Did this man really talk about pissing for 3 minutes and 49 seconds straight?

[@sleep5778]

Search for "Joseph Anderson Pisscourse" if you want to see a canadian go all Out on that topic.

[@hvitekristesdod]

I thump my chest along with Paul at the end

[@fearsomeman3]

8:38 peepoHey Hi clockwork contrivance

[@maxwellbrown7802]

B-B-B-Bene Gesserit