The Lighthouse Angry Movie Review

[@jakeroberts1014]

“Ye like me lobster , don’t ye?”

[@mitchvechart7164]

Boa Malfoy what?

[@ericsmith471]

haha

[@K-11609]

Mitch Vechart lol you gotta watch the movie

[@mitchvechart7164]

K H damn. Nobody caught on. Was quoting the “what?” Scene 😂

[@hexipolar8158]

What?

[@Terribadguy.]

"It's not fighting, it's men bonding by punching each other."- Angry Joe 2019

[@Terribadguy.]

Holy shit thanks for the heart I'm freaking out XD

[@Steinmur]

@@Terribadguy. ohgawd a top yt'er gave heartii xdxddxd

[@Terribadguy.]

@@Steinmur ohgawd someone is enjoying something, let me put myself where I'm not wanted and attempt to ruin someone else's fun XD

[@homesliceslices69]

People still have idols? Joking. You should screenshot that heart try get it signed framed. Haha.... Steins a douche. Not even a troll. Just silly.

[@TamaCinema69]

Alex M gay sex is just taking wrestling to its logical conclusion

[@porcu12345]

OJ: 6/10 Dafoe: "Ye like me movie, don't ye? Say ya like me movie..."

[@chriscoulson5627]

this is good

[@caterpillardogg]

DAMN YE!!!!!!

[@sbastianbrilyanto4722]

LET NEPTUNE STRIKE YE DEAD. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!

[@alexl.4362]

You sound like a leprechaun.

[@AceOfClubsHUN]

@@caterpillardogg ME????

[@pope-swaggerton4800]

10:00 When OJ gave it a 6, it legit looked like Joe got a hernia, heart attack, and a brain aneurysm all at once...

[@thegamingfan5222]

😂

[@ryane5087]

10:00

[@sebastianc2077]

Angry Joe like: Damm ye Let Neptune strike you dead, Winslow! Hark!!!!!!!

[@KizaruB]

He was simulating the internet

[@michaelvanniekerk2104]

That was too funny xD

[@nuffsaidny]

Batman and the Green Goblin spend a month together in a lighthouse. What could possibly go wrong?

[@azizbhullar8902]

nuffsaidNY a lot!!!!

[@ajuslucky5432]

Batman?? Green goblin i c but wheres batman

[@nuffsaidny]

Ajus Lucky Pattinson got casted to be the next Batman lol

[@ajuslucky5432]

@@nuffsaidny ohh lmfaooo

[@succulentcranberry]

Is this how the Joker got born? From Batman and Green Goblin's seed??

[@KDaveed]

"Why'd ya sPiLL yer Beans..?"

[@kesamek8537]

10/10 movie demonstrating that cinema isn't quite dead in 2019.

[@Boltrex100]

Wtf

[@LuisMartinez-gt8my]

Okay Scorcessi

[@MaulSlasher]

Cinema is taking a beating from all the MCUs, DC superhero movies, new SWs.. but I gotta say both Joker and Lighthouse are giving me hope.

[@Anthonycheesman33]

2019 has had alot of great movies

[@jellyandjam9646]

This and the joker👌😱

[@charloteagari5120]

OJ: “I give it 6/10” Me: “Damn ye, Let Neptune strike ye ded OJ!”

[@nadyanmrtz]

"HAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!"

[@deadlock1011]

A24 is pretty much the only studio that makes anything original nowadays. They deserve a lot more credit in this day in age of theme park popcorn movies Edit: Netflix deserves the same credit as A24. Sorry for making it unclear. To me A24 is ONE of only companies that makes original IPs for theatrical release. Netflix is still dope tho Edit 2: The part I said about Netflix aged like expired milk

[@dominiqueblackwater9980]

YES instead of “artsy fartsy”

[@boricua9071]

I like how they focus on originality rather than making films specifically for “film buffs”.

[@KizaruB]

Maybe because they aren’t run by a publicly traded company and are new enough that they haven’t been consumed by the industry.

[@ZombieZifiction]

look pretentious dumbass, they don't MAKE movies. most of the time they buy movies that are already made. thanks.

[@litteralyjustsam5262]

@@ZombieZifiction alright... dont cry

[@karimzakaria9621]

Can’t believe there are people who think Pattinson will suck as Batman. This guy is a great actor, he’s going to crush it

[@ChAn-dv9to]

I hope they cast Willem Dafoe as an old Joker

[@BEWhiteDragon00]

I think it’s because people still see Edward from Twilight so they think he will be awful. After having seen this film myself, I have some great confidence that he will be great. He’s really come a long way

[@guitarman0365]

@@BEWhiteDragon00 just needs to hit that gym though. Don't need no puny Bats

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

Karim Zakaria bc he was in twilight

[@richardsantanna5398]

@@spaghettiioassassin8151 That's the only reason why people think he will suck as Batman. And it's a very stupid reason if you've seen him in anything outside of that series.

[@MattCNormand]

Say it with me, "Willem". Say it with me, "Pattinson". We got it? Good.

[@rrensaa]

Matthew Normand Also “BDSM”, not “BSDM”

[@calelsun]

Immediately what I noticed too lol, bugged the hell outta me

[@Enkarashaddam]

You mean William and Paddington?

[@donniedarko2815]

I know but I still refer to them as William and Paterson

[@ale-lx9gp]

OJ: "It's a 6 for me" Will and Rob: WHAT?!

[@TheMrGiannisgr]

That can’t appreciate a good movie with no action and superheroes fighting together. He always silent and says shit about all the movies when they aren’t DC or Marvel related.

[@Hellblazer37]

Giannis MP96 OJ has always said he’s just a casual moviegoer. Movies are subjective, no matter how good you think it is, anyone else has the right to not enjoy it. People who say shit like this piss me off. Just shut the fuck up and let people enjoy what they enjoy.

[@isakferm7674]

Braden Meismer Art is probably subjective, but that doesn’t exclude criticising takes other people have about it. How brain dead do you have to be to make that comment. ”I like Troll 2 more than I like The Dark Knight” ”Wait Troll 2 is shit, do you mind substantiating how you arrived at that odd conclusion?” ”Bro, movies are subjective and I just really love how the Trolls look, and I hate the color of Batmans cape, just shut the fuck up and let me enjoy what I want” You can’t have discussions like this. If he’s just a super casual moviegoer that knows nothing about movies he probably shoudn’t participate in reviewing them.

[@TSE_WOODY]

@@isakferm7674 this is actually a really good point, i'm all for people having their own opinion but why give a review, with the implication you have knowledge to give one, when you're by admission a complete casual movie goer? Weird indeed.

[@Matte0369]

woody because he’s a youtuber, and when he rages about games and movies people love it, people love watching him rip games and movies a new one, so he makes his content for us. That’s not hard to figure out.

[@Benjiefrenzy]

The Lighthouse was filmed at Cape Forchu in my home province of Nova Scotia. My uncle was one of the location scouts on this film. It's a fantastic film!

[@The1NickSkyline]

Agreed. It was filmed about 10 minutes from where I was born.

[@dragonflyeet]

10:00 Damn ye!! Let Neptune strike ye dead OJ, HAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

[@hexipolar8158]

Have it yer way, I like your movie.

[@Kanjo_Bazooie]

"If I had a movie that was more than 6/10.... id fuck it"

[@yumsundae]

Chris Stuckman: favorite movie of 2019 Little Joe: 6

[@dinbach488]

who tf cares about Chris Stuckman............

[@warvinsroom9364]

Din Bach umm his wide audience............

[@HowyadoingHowyadoing]

Din Bach this guy whew

[@Cookieboy70]

@@dinbach488 You need to be stuckmanized for that

[@DrRAZI99]

@@dinbach488who tf cares about you

[@paradoxacres1063]

_"There's always a Man, a City, a Lighthouse"_

[@smithwesson1896]

Would you kindly?

[@EleCticCOokie]

Fellow bioshock fans huh. Just ran through all 3 games just for fun. I need help

[@brasteen1]

*A man chooses, a slave obeys.*

[@EleCticCOokie]

@@brasteen1 OBEEEEYYYY! (Golf club hits head)

[@Shabukansa]

Would you kindly to pick up that shortwave radio???

[@andrewcunningham5191]

"The acting was absolutely fantastic, it was beautifully shot and I was fully immersed in the world due to the sound design. So I'm going to give it a 6/10" - Other Joe 2019

[@chaddavid2106]

he didnt like the story and p[acing he literaly said that

[@lucapachee9863]

@@chaddavid2106 I gotta agree. I wasnt a fan of the characters or the story so when things started happening or not happening I wasnt very invested. I was only a fan of the cinematography and the directing but the story did nothing for me. Big disappointment cause I actually loved Witch. I think it was definitely at weird as they wanted it to be but not as interesting as they wanted. My humble opinion, please share yours. My favorite scene was the "Have it your way" and THE seagull scene.

[@jondiaz3329]

Actually 100% agree w/ OJ here. We get wanking, farting, puking, Pattinson covered in piss and feces one scene, bird shit in another, damn near hit by Willem's spunk and we're calling it art.... OK.... then somehow even w/ all that in there the actors still manage to turn in a good performance. And I can't shake the feeling I just got a bunch of homoerotic subtext blended w/ a bunch of wokeness about masculinity and the male sex drive.

[@shortstory.8120]

@@jondiaz3329 it is art

[@shortstory.8120]

@@jondiaz3329 go ahead and watch some cheesy jumpscare ridden film like Annabelle if you wont appreciate art like this

[@PhoenixV30]

“YOU AND ME BATMAN, WE CAN RULE THIS LIGHTHOUSE OR WE CAN FIGHT TILL WE’RE BOTH DEAD! HAHAHA”

[@alexsilva28]

I offered you lobster... And you spit on my face

[@dt3947]

Showed my wife this and explained it's an A24 film so imagination>context. After the trailer she said "It doesn't tell you or show you what's it about". Divorce procedures pending.

[@lolizorz]

Dude,she sounds so dumb it's annoying

[@zfoote2010]

@@lolizorz I agree with with his wife, movie docent tell you what its about at all

[@darthXreven]

she's trolling you..... see it's a test, if you take her and she bolts it was never meant to be but if you take her and she stays she's a keeper right?? lolz eh, to the movie I mean, taker her to the movie....had to be clear, everyone these days are way too friggin literal.... when I take over the galaxy this will change....no more literalists when i take over [literalist = someone who takes everything literally]

[@Lucky-sh1dm]

Go get yo money king

[@Ishyaboi98]

Looks like your wife finally found a way to get out of your marriage. Lucky girl!

[@nickg7552]

I thought the two seagulls eating his guts were the two people he killed-- Dafoe and the other guy. Because Dafoe said at one point that the souls of dead sailors get reincarnated into seagulls

[@alazkaalazka6087]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk

[@dirtzmagurk200]

That other guy was a logger not a sailor tho so he cant be one of them. Idk bout the other gull tho

[@josh420masterB]

@@dirtzmagurk200 What do loggers come back as? Beavers?

[@dirtzmagurk200]

@@josh420masterB guess so lmfao

[@KJ-je9pm]

The seagull with one eye missing is definitely Dafoe’s previous partner that died and when we see his head he is one eyed as well.

[@dooroofoo6512]

Take a shot everytime joe says William dafoe

[@DavidWMiller]

I remember commenting on that last time Joe saw a movie he was in, expected him to have figured it out since then. Was even more confident he'd get it right when Alex said it properly earlier in the video. But nope.

[@dreamlandnightmare]

He also says Robert "Patterson" - it's PattINson.

[@PlagasX]

That drove me insane.

[@cc6925]

I thought its willam

[@TbYolo]

I think Angry Joe has dyslexia or something he has a habit of mispronouncing names

[@HistoryMajor7]

I brushed Robert Patterson because of Twilight, but when I saw him in Good Times completely changed my mind about his acting. I can’t wait to see this

[@Hee443]

HistoryMajor7 he is phenomenal in this film

[@king_julian327]

Check out The Rover. He's phenomenal in that too.

[@somanytakennames]

And The Lost City of Z

[@itswrongtokillanimalsifyou2837]

Good Time should have put to rest any doubts about his acting ability.

[@DR.DisInfect]

He was great in twilight twi is the better light movie 🎬

[@MrJackblack7]

"BATMAN YOU SLIME!" "It's you who's out Gobby... Out of your mind!"

[@QuothTheRavenclaw11]

*WRONG ANSWER*

[@pandapancakes37]

"Do what you need to with her then broom her fast!"

[@brasteen1]

"THE HEART OSBOURNE!!! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS HEART!!!"

[@pandapancakes37]

@@brasteen1 "Deliver Ussssss, From Evilllll!!!!"

[@8DarthGhost8]

*MJ AND I... *SHIK* *WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HELLUVA TIME!!*

[@RobVespa]

There are a lot of mythological allusions - Dafoe as Proteus and Pattinson as Prometheus. Oh, and there's all the gaslighting from Dafoe... or not?

[@bierlichen1]

Oh no he was Farting you're correct.

[@keplerthe3399]

And the light which symbolized knowledge which drove Pattinson's character insane. I do think Dafoe and Pattison are suppose to symbolize those mythology characters but within the film i do believe they are the same person. Thomas looked into the light, it drove him mad, fell down stairs, probably broke his leg like Dafoe's Thomas. He's caught in an infinite loop.

[@goldie44451]

I don’t like people keep comparing him to Prometheus because there is a lot more that happens in the Prometheus myth that the movie has nothing to do with.

[@SoCloseToToast]

I can't wait to see this

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

Did you get to see it? It was one of my favorite movies of 2019.

[@antilysisgaming5646]

Did you get to see it? It's one of my boring movies of 2019

[@dr.zoidburger7515]

@@antilysisgaming5646 yeah marvel is probably more your pace

[@somborn]

KZbin: raging about Terminator Joe: Light house Nice 👌

[@sirgreedy88]

He is likely not wanting to step on that landmine, considering he probably liked it. i kinda did. 7/10

[@agoodboy1404]

Why are they raging about terminator?

[@captainram5259]

please god kill this joke

[@maxdowney3717]

The only true Terminator movies are 1 & 2

[@uN1kTt]

Terminator dark fate was great i too give it a 7 out of 10 cause cgi was a bit off sometimes but this movie was surprisingly great

[@dcspike66]

Every time Joe says “William” I want to claw my ear drums out 😆

[@dreamlandnightmare]

He also says Robert "Patterson" - it's PattINson.

[@void-citizen]

😅 same 🤬

[@DGiovanni]

Reminds me of the way he says “THAYNOS”. There’s no excuse, his name is said several times in the movies. AJ is just too self absorbed to care.

[@Tricerictops4]

He can’t say anyone’s name right. He messed up ang lee’s name In Gemini man review. Thaynos is a wtf every time he says it

[@PlagasX]

Yea, it drove me fucking insane.

[@linashawnee]

Chris Stuckmann: A+ YourMovieSucksDOTorg: 10/10

[@mosdef5146]

linashawnee it’s crazy bc I watch their reviews and I love how they are passionate about the whole movie then I come here and hear them so bored lol

[@JorgeGomez-hx5uu]

@@mosdef5146 gee yeah I wonder why lol.

[@orhan2749]

I needed something like this.Too many mainstream movies good change of pace.

[@TheSaintseiya12]

Watch Parasite

[@angster4267]

A11anMS watch my asshole. It talks in swahili.

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

ODGAMER 27 let me guess “I was born in the wrong generation. Movies aren’t what they used to be” amiright?

[@vidmasterK1]

@@spaghettiioassassin8151 yeah, ready to hear "I grew up with The Godfather, Patton, Total Recall, and Taxi Driver. These kids today grow up with Emoji Movie"

[@maskedvalerian1095]

Watch Portait of lady on fire.

[@nox5870]

This film is a flat-out Masterpiece!!!

[@itswrongtokillanimalsifyou2837]

Thank you. It needs to be said!

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

What about that part where Wake spends like 5 minutes casting that curse on Winslow that whole extended diatribe/incantation was so insane and scary all the images he conjures up! Edit: Alex yes this part was EPIC

[@thunder_heads]

He didn't blink and did it in one take

[@stardusth2o]

“Robert Patterson” “William Dafoe”

[@theangelslayer400000]

Damn, when Alex says it's a crazy movie, it gets me interested.

[@ppsarrakis]

I thought "this cant be that bad" then they went into spoilers ....

[@SofaKingdom47]

you gotta watch it if you havent already

[@pirate5019]

This movie absolutely screams Lovecraftian and I love it. The dissent into madness, the otherworldly atmosphere, the ocean, and tentacles.

[@iudexe3103]

Bloodborne the movie cuntfirmed!?!?!?

[@tonybaker1268]

Less Lovecraft more Greek Mythology. The director thinks Lovecraft gives too many answers. He pulled from Greek Mythology

[@pirate5019]

Tony Baker I know that the movie is essentially a retelling of Prometheus and his gift of fire to mankind, but the way it was presented seems Lovecraftian/Edgar Allen Poe-ish, as it fleshed out both of the characters’ animalistic side, (One of Poe’s prevalent themes), their descent into madness, (Common theme in Lovecraft’s works) and how it set in a coastal, otherworldly feeling environment (Yet another common thing found in Lovecraft’s works). Also ironically enough the movie is set in New England where most of Lovecraft’s works take place.

[@tonybaker1268]

@@pirate5019 true but the director saud it isnt lovecraft inspired

[@ghoulofthebeat4946]

Tony Baker Even if he says that it certainly gives off major love craft vibes. It’s hard not to see, especially for people who don’t watch interviews and just see the films it’s gonna be the first thing they think. It’s a lovecraftian horror

[@coinborg8305]

This was a straight up 10. Absolutely incredible. Go see this.

[@shandongdaxue3069]

Don’t

[@XDarkBrotherhoodHD]

Shandong Daxue stfu

[@uncleclem7381]

Nik Terin It’s called an opinion

[@SunlightGwyn]

This movie is overrated as hell. A couple of hallucinations and watching grunt work for 80% of the movie is not a masterpiece. It's not bad, the acting was good, but it's nothing I would want to see again.

[@MannyMarr]

КΛԼΛϺΞΞТ cool story no one gives a shit

[@thepenismightier]

6/10 "The movie didn't spoon-feed me. If it did maybe it would be higher."

[@asadnyjfan9008]

Dude, movies are subjective. And while this one is masterfully made in my opinion, I can see how people wouldn’t enjoy it as much as me. It’s definitely not for mainstream audiences, and OJ himself admits he’s part of that audience, so fair enough.

[@SunnyMuffinsRox]

@Deckard easiest thing for people who aren't into film academically to understand is the excellent performances and atmosphere. Eggers has such an eye for historical detail and accuracy and so much research went into the film from the more obvious mythological allusions of Prometheus/Proteus to the more subtle mythologies of seaman's tales/what the lighthouse and its light represents along with the ocean/mermaid being a character by themselves. A lot of what makes the film excellent is what comes out when you question why certain things happen in the film. Why is Pattinson's character at this lighthouse? How does the choice of reducing aspect ratio/filming in black and white contribute to sensations of discomfort/claustrophobia? It can be quite pretentious but I think eggers tries his best to defuse how unapproachable it is at times by adding humor and pairing it with great acting (like defoe's monologue). Like many art films, it's not plot driven but character driven.

[@SunnyMuffinsRox]

​@Deckard it's a story about isolation and madness, about homosociality as well as one about the power of nature. Just because it doesn't make these things explicit does not mean it isn't there.

[@cartoonhistory353]

Spoonfeed headass

[@V2Itself]

@Deckard really just sounds like you weren't smart enough to get anything out of the movie. I saw it last night and me and all my three friends who went to see the movie had different interpretation of what it meant. This film was very purposefully made to leave much up to interpretation so you could find your own meaning. Some people just aren't able to get anything out of a movie unless a character directly states what the meaning is

[@brassknucklehead1083]

OJ: I love about 4/5ths of the aspects of the movie.......it’s gonna be a 6/10 for me. Everyone: I don’t think that’s how you math.

[@kingdomhearts31000]

This is without a doubt my favourite movie of 2019.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

Top 3 for me absolutely

[@badlandschugsnumber1fan123]

Leo Neo this was better than joker... shits on the movie. Defoe will win an Oscar for this

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Phil .0 waaaaah

[@noflooddamage154]

Where did you see this at? I cannot find any showtimes anywhere

[@TheRibottoStudios]

@@badlandschugsnumber1fan123 who fucking cares lol you can't compare joker to something like this

[@andrearroyo1648]

Now watch “Parasite”

[@twistedtxb]

OJ would give it a 3/10

[@Just_nick3070]

7/10

[@babychuma1]

Willem Dafoe definitely deserves an Oscar for this role, not sure he'll get it but he was Thomas Wake, no one else could've done it like him.

[@grantfletcher7459]

Did anyone notice that robert pattinson’s accent changes? Is he English Scottish or from New York?

[@alazkaalazka6087]

Very noticeable in the first half of the film. Especially more noticeable with Dafoe giving a 10/10 performance

[@Krainz337]

maybe because he isnt who he says he is and fakes the accent?

[@dannyhustle2599]

He English living in New York for a long time

[@JGrantUK]

Zan Krajnc this is what I thought! Starts off a bad Irish, then New York Irish then Boston Irish at points. It aggravated me until I thought maybe it was him putting in an accent!

[@myrongaines6022]

I took it as he's pretending to be the foreman he killed, and also took his accent. His accent when he's sober is different than when he's drunk/going batshit insane, or at least those were the only times I noticed the switch. When Pattinson is fighting Dafoe, he hallucinates and sees a blond man with the same haircut and mustache as him, which I believe is supposed to be the foreman. If Pattinson's character is willing to go so far as to copy the guy's mustache and hair, I think it's a reasonable assumption that he also started faking an accent.

[@vin101]

I don't think the dead body he saw was the watchmen before him joe, I think it's the guy he killed in the timber yard.

[@GottaLoveKronik]

It was already explained that the dead guy in the lobster trap was the previous Wickie. The guy who was killed in the timber yard is the blond haired man Pattinson sees when hes fighting with Wake

[@ivanb4681]

That Lighthouse, starring William dafoe and Robert Patterson.

[@pinkfloydmeddle6692]

This wooden mermaid statue is looking kinda hot

[@thebatman5852]

10/10 in my opinion this movie already got oscar buzz oh man between joker and lighthouse maybe the irish man too

[@TheSaintseiya12]

Have you watched Parasite? Because that's probably also going to make your list

[@thebatman5852]

@@TheSaintseiya12 im gonna check that out too

[@QuothTheRavenclaw11]

Willem Dafoe would've been an amazing Joker.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Little Man yes lol

[@viralclips_for_you]

@@thebatman5852 yeah you have to. Seen it twice already :)

[@ChAn-dv9to]

WILLEM DAFOE FOR OLD MAN JOKER, DO IT MATT REEVES

[@therommy1293]

Ch An but there’s Phoenix

[@PoperoniNews]

he truly could pull off the aging and maddening joker who is withering away on arkham

[@ChAn-dv9to]

@@PoperoniNews YES you got it

[@ChAn-dv9to]

@@therommy1293 Bruce Wayne was a boy in Joker though, him all grown up with Phoenix wouldn't make sense

[@therommy1293]

Ch An why wouldn’t that make sense? A 25 year old vs an 45-50 year old. The joker was never a combat effective villain.

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

When they run out of alcohol, the stuff that happened then was the worst.

[@mariuskristensen1867]

Wat happened

[@wawelkrol6887]

@@mariuskristensen1867 the worst.

[@se2018]

@@mariuskristensen1867 they started drinking kerosene

[@bravediomedes217]

jose sebastian it was turpentine mixed with honey. Not kerosene.

[@BlaiseTighe]

How can 2 Lighthouse keepers getting drunk and slipping into cabin fever be “too much to take in” while all these superhero movies are jam packed with characters, villains, wars, factions, multiple planets, advanced technology and literal gods and you can absorb all of that with ease?

[@vadoksam9235]

Best scene is after he spills the beans and the old man shines the night into his eyes while posing like some renaissance mythological painting.

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

Joe: i don't like disposable films..(remembers Suicide Squad)- I do like disposable films.

[@christopherlowery3797]

This *almost* makes up for y’all loving Suicide Squad. Almost.

[@lukeoutcold7187]

Well played sir.

[@ZeroChaos76]

As if they need to make up for liking a movie you didn’t lmao

[@luisdelafuente5443]

@Grant Vaughn yea i enjoyed it as a dumb movie i had in the background while smoking weed w my buddies

[@ZeroChaos76]

Grant Vaughn To you.. and to me.. and to many others. That doesn’t make their opinion anymore right or wrong. Agree to disagree and move on. Movie’s been out for what, 3 years? People out here still clinging on the fact that they enjoyed it.

[@mitragyninethespeciosa6891]

@@luisdelafuente5443 not fair weed makes every movie awesome

[@alexsilva28]

I also noticed how otherworldly the light bulb looked in the climax of the film. Almost alien like. Fucking loved that

[@ethancanterburyofficial3783]

"why'd ye spill yir beans"

[@blueSkies777]

I'm really liking how AJ is trying to improve, credit to him he's trying to stop interrupting when other people are talking. It's not easy.

[@h0t3L]

William dafoe and yoda are warning everyone about the seagulls

[@XDarkBrotherhoodHD]

They all said they wanted more mythology in it but they clearly missed something. Spoilers alert!!!!! William Dafoe mentioned Greek mythology at time’s and there’s a story called Prometheus where Prometheus wanted to get this fire(the Light) and Zeus told him not to, but he did it anyways. William Dafoe mentions how birds were going to Eat out his intestines, and that’s how the movie ends, with Pattinson getting eaten by birds. The Prometheus story also has the same ending, Zeus punished Prometheus by having him get his intestines ripped out by eagles for eternity.

[@Phil_Lamarr]

Who the fuck is William Dafoe?

[@XDarkBrotherhoodHD]

Chris Walling oops, messed up the spelling😂

[@RANDOMNESSbyJack]

Nik Terin you can edit it

[@chanceneck8072]

Well, I could kind of see that coming, considering that Chris Stuckmann just gave this movie his very first A+ rating for this whole year!

[@scottbruckner4653]

The past 2 years.

[@CaptainMauser]

Hahah Love Joes reaction when the other Joe only give it a 6 out of 10. I guess everybody has been in that situation. For me it has been Christoffer Nolans latest movies which for me has been a big dissapointment and when I told my friend about it his instant reaction was to treat my like a brainless child who aint all there. I think I will be with Angry Joe this time and I am looking forward to the Lighthouse!

[@bugweasel]

10:03 every time Joe said “William”

[@knightslayer6161]

The Lighthouse reminds me of a story of 3 lighthouse workers who disappeared without a trace.

[@nicrap01]

1:54 when you shoplift a pack of chips and nobody sees it

[@jeramiehollingsworth1303]

Nicrap 🤣🤣🤣

[@alexanderm3504]

Lol

[@Aemond2024]

shhhii

[@bigppenergy3082]

Lmao

[@joshuacoomber48]

All of these films had to be influenced by David Lynch. Especially this one, which I'd say took a lot of influence from the film Eraser head.

[@krusher181]

This movie was a 10/10 for me... it's just so fucking GOOD. I watched it with no spoilers at all, didn't even see the damn trailer.

[@simo4875]

Same here. Dragged to a theater by a friend who's super into film and I worried it would be a bore. I've never had a better theater experience. Quite possibly my favorite film ever.

[@jordontaylor7401]

Is alex going to like a movie for once? Lets strap in and find out!

[@HaidiHD]

"With great performances, comes great farts.." Love the movie. 9.5/10 for me. Disagree with AJ that WD gave a better performance than RP. They are both on par, especially RP on second half of the movie onwards when he starts to go mad. His character grows till he finally snaps. It's a near flawless film.

[@mosdef5146]

Haidi HD I believe that too it’s so amazing and I had no problem with any pacing issues it’s really masterclass

[@octobotimus]

Has Alex ever actually rated a movie above 7? I feel like he’s a boring dude to watch movies with....

[@ppsarrakis]

Marvel films.

[@Xsurian]

He’s a boring person

[@TheProphegy]

A24 has always been amazing. I don’t know what horrible horror movies you’re referring to. Hereditary is one of the best horror films of the past few decades. Midsommar is really enjoyable and a crazy ride. The Witch is also excellent.

[@TheProphegy]

Gerry Buckets - I know all their movies, I specifically said their horror films, most importantly their most popular.

[@theitfactorjameswheezer2852]

Eddie Cardwell Tusk is awful

[@EzeICE]

@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 he said most popular. Tusk is a wacky, crazy ass film.

[@nikopteros1659]

probably my favorite acting segment during the film was william dafoe's lobster hating response

[@DuniaMienandWein]

Joe face at 10:25 when OJ give the movie 6

[@nathancollier1496]

14:26 I literally just got back from seeing it by myself at midnight

[@jibsssss]

Liking deep films doesn't make you "artsy fartsy" or "pretentious" or "taking yourself to seriously" It just means you like good film.

[@danielcornelissen2569]

Couldnt hurt to do some research before reviewing a movie. Its Willem Dafoe, not William. And its Pattinson, not Patterson. And yes the movie is directed by Roger Eggers, the director of The Witch. At least Joe got that right even though he didnt know the name.

[@reinerw.1012]

"If you like madness [...] Then you're going to love this" - AJ 2019

[@atomixfang]

A 6... You sir, have no taste. Go back to watch the avangers and let the grownups enjoy some quality cinema,

[@pablo-zn1mg]

am I the only one that had trouble understanding the movie because of the accents ?

[@Roflcrabs]

Is English your first language? Not to be insulting, much respect at bilingual people but yeah.

[@1rickopotamus]

17:43 alex's reaction. That made my day

[@hughmcfall8634]

I personally loved the tight aspect ratio because it makes the movie feel so uncomfortable and claustrophobic.

[@moomoopuppy5810]

That long speech that Willem did was so funny because after he finishes his speech Robert just replies with a few words. I was hoping he would eat Willem's clam chowder.

[@justmoody5797]

Willem Dafoe needs his Oscar

[@TheDawg1212]

Alex finally liked a movie definitely have to watch it now

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

He’s a hipster

[@vidmasterK1]

I guess it's these indie flicks that experiment with cinematic techniques and themes that get him to enjoy his time.

[@dasninjastix]

Best movie I've seen in quite some time. I can't wait to own it. And yes, Willem* Dafoe is quite good lol. Next to Daniel Plainview, this was one of the best character portrayals in years.

[@nadirnorthandor7076]

and bill the butcher in gangs of new york !

[@nicolasjaramillo3515]

My theory is that Willem is an older version of Robert, and every time we see Willem do something weird its actually just him in the future or the ocean playing tricks on him as he tries to leave the island in the boat.

[@mail123619]

Wtf me too for some reason i thought that they are the same person.

[@SaucyLiving]

I thought that too until he was found dead at the end

[@kingpinpasta2934]

Willem Dafoe should play live action Mr Krabs

[@TheMovingEye]

OJ is the best kind of "mainstream" movie goer. He sais outright that he likes mainstream movies and that his rating will come from this perspective. I wish more people - both from the arthouse and the mainstream fan crowd - would be so amicable and open about their preferences without deriding the ones from others.

[@Roflcrabs]

Of my two best friends one is like Other Joe and one is in the middle and I'm the hipster asshole. Love both of them but my Other Joe friend is into absolute dogshit entertainment legitimately enjoying The Flash, Black Lightning and Batwoman lol.

[@MrAVFCJensen]

9:00 Joe talks more with his hands than words 😄

[@aMotionless]

This is my opinion but, the bark scene isnt bdsm tied. You're just making that connection yourselves, its about him constantly being called a dog, and now that he beat him he feels like the roles were reverse. At least that was my take on it.

[@Jclarkis]

You guys had to be pronouncing the names wrong on purpose

[@moomoopuppy5810]

That long speech that Willem did was so funny because after he finishes his speech Robert just replies with a few words.

[@guybrushthreepwood8174]

There are so many interesting sub-themes to this. Alcohol transforming a person. Master-slave. Mysticism. Trust. Religion vs science.

[@immortal_jairo88]

This director is one of rarest best young director.

[@felixmelendez1996]

I know movies and art are subjective. One thing that can't be denied. Excelent Camera work, Direction, Acting. The budget was small.

[@thedeepfriar745]

You don’t need a large budget to make a good horror film. You could actually argue that large budget horror films are weaker due to the fact that they pad it too much with cgi visuals and put less attention on nailing the script and visual creativity

[@NoobieJ]

The part with the seagulls at the end makes sense because when Dafoe was insulted that Pattinson didn't like his cooking, he had that a huge monologue where he said to Pattinson that he will have his guts/entrails ripped out from his body.

[@acheman8836]

Robert Pattinson will be the best Batman ever

[@TheMrGiannisgr]

After watching his movies the last 6-7 years I can say the guy is a fantastic actor with great range and after The Lighthouse more people can see that too. Can’t wait for Nolan’s Tenet and The Batman!

[@MisteurFlamingo]

If Robert Pattinson portray his Batman with the same intensity he killed that damn seagull, it's gonna be awesome!

[@HeelPower200]

I just wish I could understand Dafoe completely. I really couldn't hear him. Needs a rewatch with subtitles. Gorgeous visuals on big screen tho.

[@JustJoseph]

Honestly, I felt the same, I got to rewatch it with subtitles just for his part really. 😂

[@JGrantUK]

He was great in the film, but his Irish accent was atrocious! So hard to understand at times 😭😂

[@Roflcrabs]

Is English your first language? I dunno man I'm from New Zealand and I understood like 95% of his dialogue.

[@ZitiPatrol]

The film was Psycho meets Abbot and Costello.

[@lucifernebulae]

Alex: "very good movie, very good, solid 3/10"

[@Prabzs123]

Lucifer Nebulae he might as well work for ign

[@kakashii9000]

What

[@chaddavid2106]

He gave it a 7

[@fullmetal1666]

Robert Pattycake and Willem DeFunk were amazing in this movie

[@sudademad9037]

God dammit Joe it's 22:25 and i was about to go to sleep

[@undinism69]

They start talking about sex at 22 minutes and a half in the review

[@RileyRivalle2]

@MR. SMALLS Most of the world is on "military time", where it's just known as "time". You're the outliers.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

I would call this a Lovecraftian movie without taking place in the Lovecraftian universe.