The Lightning Thief (Original Cast Recording): 4. Another Terrible Day (Audio)

The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical
4. Another Terrible Day
I do not own this music
All Rights Go to Rob Rokicki and Broadway Records

[@smh8805]

"aNd I HaLf CaRE" me too.

[@CuPpYCaKe25100]

sadruskiy AND I HALF CARE HAHAHA

[@silviagarcia8776]

sadruskiy I

[@izzyoranges8005]

What a mood

[@michaelsorrythismademeship3080]

smh big gigantic mood

[@smthnbatey]

Same

[@shootingstars303]

PERCY SCREAMING ALL CONFUSED IN THE BACKGROUND IS THE BEST AHAHAHA

[@jasonbelleza6234]

I imagine him making a "mind blown" face.😱😱😱

[@idbbb]

shootingstars303 it's just like the book

[@jenniferlopez2129]

HONESTLY ME

[@MJAYZ007]

AHHHHHHHHH I Scream this daily

[@dmnds2dst]

Him in the background is me while a teacher is talking in Spanish class and everyone is saying Spanish back to her 😂

[@MariaMartinezDMAudioswaps]

They even mentioned the orientation film, this is amazing

[@kai-td1qy]

Apollo must be so happy.

[@MJAYZ007]

Don't worry the film is worse than the book

[@like.clarkwork]

DM Audioswaps yet Nico was the only one who watched it

[@goodjobeli]

IT KEEPS THE HALF BLOODS IN IT KEEPS THE MONSTERS OUT THATS WHAT THE BORDERS ABOUT **clap* *clap**

[@nyx.arlene]

@HARLEY ROBAR Poor Nico

[@CalTheArsonist]

I relate to Dionysus on a spiritual level

[@udderlydumb3337]

CaliginousTiger13 can't we all

[@thomasbridges6026]

Same

[@adaoraelliott9254]

He's your father. You're a demigod.

[@HilariouslyScary]

I LOVE HIM

[@chickenpox5434]

That's so true for everyone I think.

[@sarakolsan9902]

"the gods are real. YIPPY SCIPPY" basically describes the whole series

[@carlie5339]

Sara Kolsan That is correct

[@lincolnjohn8227]

Actually that honour goes to "The gods are real. And they have kids. And those kids have ISSUUUUUUUUUUUUSES!!"

[@mel-or3gv]

Yippy Squippy

[@dmnds2dst]

Sara Kolsan YUSSSSS 😂😂😂

[@anonymoususeer]

its yippy skippy

[@moose3720]

"of course, who am i to offer relationship advice? i'm the god of alcohol" oh mY GOOOOOOOOODDD I'M HYPERVENTILATING THIS IS TOO GREAT

[@dmnds2dst]

Charlotte Fernau YESSSSSSSSS

[@justinthepirate4621]

This guy got 2.1 thousand likes by hyperventilating 2 years ago

[@christheculimeno.6612]

@@dmnds2dst sw, snx,

[@christheculimeno.6612]

@@dmnds2dst sw, snax,

[@musicalsareawsome2972]

yes this is the best line in the whole song next to "you can hate it here but I hated it first"

[@-somatryoshka]

GEORGE SALAZAR PRESENTS DIONYSUS PERFECTLY, JUST AS GOOD AS HE DOES GROVER

[@saged1004]

Pidgeon Gunderson I love your profile picture.

[@tavenisugly1056]

*kEiTh iS thAt yOu?*

[@teavee4559]

(I personally think he’s to giddy and happy to be Grover but that’s just me

[@MJAYZ007]

@@saged1004 nahhhh he still portrayed him better than those motion pictures we don't talk about....

[@statm9883]

Yess. I turned the likes to 420

[@kaylise08]

Only the 4th song and it's STILL more accurate than the movie.

[@fatherbread455]

Grandma Peggy pREACH

[@thehunters7091]

Grandma Peggy Hellz yha

[@elizahamilton9453]

The first minute in 'The Day I got Expelled' was more accurate than the movie.

[@sugarm1860]

Grandma Peggy preach!!

[@allexxieum]

Love this

[@ee-lf2rc]

okay but like -George Salazar -"aNd I hAlF cArE" -How exasperated Dionysus is with everyone and everything -George Salazar -Extremely confused and distressed Percy screams in the background -*GEORGE SALAZAR*

[@starplaysanimaljam7517]

Banana Mort *G E O R G E S A L A D B A R* my auto-correct keeps making it that instead 😂

[@supremelygay3335]

*G E O R G E S A L A Z A R*

[@the1stfairy]

I full-heartedly agree with everything you're saying, but I think you're forgetting *GEORGE* *FUCKING* *SALAZAR*

[@veilofmegiddo]

- *CHARLIE BECENDORF*

[@michaelsorrythismademeship3080]

soap -everything like everything about *G E O R G E S A L A D B A R*

[@petermendez7654]

Teacher: Take out a piece of paper- Me: *I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY ACTIVITY THAT ENCOURAGES THE SENSELESS SLAUGHTER OF OUR ARBOREAL FRIENDS*

[@mookieluvr]

Why is this so perfect.

[@like.clarkwork]

@Peter Mendez Math teacher: “M’kay everyone, take out your notebooks.” Me: *i ReFUse tO PArtiCIpAtE iN tHe SenSeLESs sLAughTEr oF oUR ARborEal FRienDs!”

[@dmnds2dst]

YUS

[@thegalaxydonutshow]

This sounds like Elena from One Day At A Time

[@thechosenthing9784]

Is this EVAN HANSEN??

[@thecinnamonroll7933]

I get it, the god of 'whine' hehehehe

[@thecinnamonroll7933]

It's a pun

[@sophiabalough1062]

The cinnamon roll 😂

[@bonnieparker5040]

Yeah, what does dionysus do when he doesn't get what he wants? He wines

[@sopheverlasting]

The cinnamon roll i can see Percy asking that Mr. D: I'm the god of wine Percy: The god of w-i-n-e or w-h-i-n-e? 'Cuz if it's w-h-i-n-e, i can see that. Mr. D: PETER JOHNSON!!! Percy:... *calmly * It's Percy Jackson. Mr. D : *turns Percy into a dolphin *

[@almostcanadian9495]

Queen Nala THAT MADE ME BURST OUT LAUGHING BMC ANYONE?

[@caleb93]

"aH, KatIe gaRdeNer, I seE yOu'vE iNjurEd yoUr aRm."

[@suplol1305]

MY GOD I READ THAT AS SOON AS THE LINE CAME UP... bless this as well XD

[@suplol1305]

*Gods , sorry XD

[@thenarnianhufflepuff6077]

I fell off a pegasus

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

You don't have flying lessons on *Thursday's* ! You have archery!

[@LadyMythos315]

Thoses arrows are made from wood. Wood comes from trees. I refuse to participate in any activities that encourages the senseless slather of our arboreal friends!

[@cryptidrecording]

*SCREECHES LOUDER* GEORGE AS MR D IS THE CURE TO MY DEPRESSION FOR ETERNITY

[@jerryqueer]

Pandoras Chaos SAME OH MY GOD

[@-somatryoshka]

SAME

[@royen3177]

OHMYGOD HONESTLY SAME

[@messilymoonlit]

Pandoras Chaos YES

[@averytiredgrape965]

MY GRADES HAVE IMPROVED, MY CROPS HAVE BEEN WATERED, AND MY DEPRESSION HAS BEEN CURED THANKS, GEORGE SALAZAR

[@heyaitsbea]

appreciation post for the way chris mccarrell screams "WHAT IS HAPPENING" at 3:27

[@elias2729]

Y E S

[@jaylites]

rt rt

[@shelbystarling8537]

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING????????

[@sophiestudios2911]

Bea Manaligod u

[@veilofmegiddo]

Rtrtrtrtrtrt

[@sketchaninkdrop5841]

So Mr.D actual cares about his job enough to take the time to memorize everyone's schedules. And at the end of the Book he calls Percy...well "Percy Jackson." Then trys to take it back by calling him Peter Johnson. Honesty I miss Mr.D at camp half-blood in the Trials of Apollo series.

[@CricketsTavern]

I think he likes his job more than he admits

[@felicity4263]

Yeah I actually miss him😔

[@kritidhakal157]

Well, Dionysus calls him Perseus Jackson the first day.. It was just one time in entire series when he calls Percy "Percy" 😂

[@user-dx8nl9qm9d]

He is in trials of Apollo now,

[@junito713]

Mr. D doesn't want to get attached to the kids so he doesn't call them by their name

[@robynyoung333]

*CRIES BECAUSE GEORGE SALAZAR*

[@starplaysanimaljam7517]

*pay your fucking taxes* SAME

[@catpunh6849]

*pay your fucking taxes* YO

[@robynyoung333]

MuffinLamaPotet Yes YEEE HI FREN

[@whalethen9962]

*pay your fucking taxes* I SEE YOU ALMOST EVERYWHERE OML

[@robynyoung333]

No Videos OMG TONS OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT

[@clairedowney3007]

tHE BEST THING IS TO BREAK UP WITH THE GUY *cue slamming on the piano*

[@lysoldisinfectingwipes4450]

life in a nutshell

[@AstroAce26]

@@lysoldisinfectingwipes4450 To true 🥲

[@mahur7407]

KATIE IS EVERY VEGAN STEREOTYPE LMFAO

[@eiiishes3073]

IKR IM DYING

[@veilofmegiddo]

Because demeter

[@dmnds2dst]

YES

[@lisaowen5490]

Vegan. Can confirm

[@girlwithoutafairy]

Isn't she the extreme opposite tho

[@echolacation4173]

I always think he's like Phil in the disney hercules, which is ironic all things considering....

[@laurenwilliams4109]

Echola Cation OMF LITERALLY PHIL.

[@evajensen2258]

Echola Cation THATS WHAT I WAS THINK!!

[@rinad1201]

Echola Cation Me too lol that was my first thought

[@Callumlore]

THANK YOU OMG ME TOO

[@wisdom7165]

honestly while reading the book, no matter how hard I tried, no matter what I did, no matter how many times I pictures scenes with Mr D in it. I could not imagine him without thinking of Phil

[@emilyotter6288]

CHARLIE BECKENDORF 😭😭😭😭😭

[@kenzieconley2197]

Emily Buchanan same

[@avionhero65]

*gross sobbing*

[@FizzySoda_]

TOO SOON

[@leahreese2076]

SILENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@charlotteb2092]

Emily Buchanan I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

[@Asyipyip]

Percy screaming "MR. BRUNNER? YOU'RE A HORSE?!" is honestly better than the movie itself and its one fucking line

[@theatregeek1313]

?! Is better than the movie and it's two characters

[@-somatryoshka]

SELENA AND CHARLIE I'M TRIGGERED

[@-somatryoshka]

DON'T BREAK UP LOVES

[@sopheverlasting]

Astrid L they dont break up, they die

[@-somatryoshka]

Queen Nala I know, it's just Mr D told them to break up in the song and I was referring to that

[@utubrGaming]

Ah, look at those two. So in love And Happy And alive.

[@nerdybookworm25]

We stab a couple that’s actually alive in this fandom.

[@bearthefork2189]

"YOU CAN HATE IT HERE BUT I HATED IT FIRST!"Me at 6th graders who complain about middle school (I'm an 8th grader)

[@alexanderalexander2818]

BearTheFork hahaha....oh just wait for high school..

[@marsdrawsstuff9096]

c a m p c a m p ?

[@abrody_3612]

Lol in in 6th grade and I feel the same way

[@V.ss.31]

BearTheFork Dude same

[@vibraphon3]

oml your profile picture

[@bigtownweirdo]

Bless the voices in this musical

[@catpunh6849]

Kevinobsessed bless george salazar and chris

[@goodjobeli]

honestly chris kristin and george are iconic

[@potato.pancake]

Kevinobsessed ahh yes, one of my favorite castings in the world, Christmas Carol, Stoked Child, and Saladbar.

[@SyllaAria]

This was even better live. George was SO GOOD!

[@Caroline28483]

You got to see it live? Lucky!!

[@Mayano-zl5ke]

Hayden Daviau, I'm like you biggest fan

[@desavery6188]

omg so lucky

[@katec.8704]

Hayden Daviau you saw it? lucky! my mom said that we could if we go to NYC but we travel alot and seem to NEVER go near NYC . . . . . maybe someday

[@katec.8704]

and its weird . . . . doesn't the same person play Grover and Mr. D? I saw a concert on KZbin and im pretty sure the same person played them

[@poulineveber5434]

The amount of pure anger in mr Ds voice when he said "I see you've indujred you're arm" just sent me into a pure state euphoria

[@whynotalicorn1233]

200!

[@MercedesHollingsworth]

I fell off a Pegasus.... The way they make her sound really ditzy with that line, makes me wonder.....did she also have a concussion?

[@KitRuthieandCaroline]

George as Mr. D is hilarious to me. He's so aggressive xD

[@joselynsanchez3648]

Its also weird that he plays grover because Grover , someone who loves percy and Mr . D , someone who hates percy

[@duckislord7187]

1. YES. YES, HE IS. 2. Since I've listened to this song a lot, KZbin asked me to rank it 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 stars. I chose 5, for obvious reasons. Then I had to choose WHY I liked it so much. Was it... Heartwarming Inspiring Life-changing Calming Useful Informative or Enjoyable to hear Mr. D complain for 3 minutes and 56 seconds? I chose "Other".

[@junkratatthespawnpoint4536]

*_aH, KaTiE GArdeNEr_*

[@junkratatthespawnpoint4536]

*_i sEE yOUve inJUREd yoUR aRm_*

[@keplerr1512]

Junkrat! At the Spawn Point YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS MADE ME LAUGH I FELL OFF MY BED

[@dannydevito5257]

Percy: ''Mr. Brunner?! You're horse?? What's happening?!?!" Mr. Brunner (Chiron): ''No Percy, I'm a furry."

[@evilemodieded]

Theodosia Burr iHATEHTOSH

[@rebeccalash645]

Skfiffjfjdkfsodkajdgkxm

[@maishakhan2693]

You can hate it here, but I hated it first! Like fuuuck fam, I didnt know I needed this till it happened

[@kasmiramcfeeters-rayburn8854]

How Michael acts after Jeremy breaks up with him

[@galaxygerm1037]

Kasmira McFeeters-Rayburn I am glad I found this comment

[@kasmiramcfeeters-rayburn8854]

Hadley Bryant glad I could help

[@mackenzieholland187]

Well puberty must have hit Michael like a brick considering he has such a deep voice in this

[@kasmiramcfeeters-rayburn8854]

Mackaroni n' Cheese he's just been crying a lot

[@galaxygerm1037]

Kasmira McFeeters-Rayburn this conversation is golden

[@pretzelmintz]

this. i have found another reason to live.

[@pretzelmintz]

ALSO SILENA AND CHARLIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@huh.2]

'Scuse you, Mr. D, but Charles Beckendorf is a perfect prince

[@gennybaratta2460]

ikr

[@MaddieMP3]

Nightingale A113 Rest In Peace prince

[@alexisamoyo9847]

George (Grover) is OWNING this song!!

[@kewpiehalo]

Actually Im pretty sure this is the other character George plays, the teacher dude who hates percy lol

[@FizzySoda_]

THIS IS MR.D :D

[@leefsuki57]

Jess Park George Salazar plays both Mr.D and Grover :-)

[@alexisamoyo9847]

Queen Adara I realized, but forgot to mention it. But he's really amazing isn't he? Playing two different characters and still be really boss. But thanks for the reminder!

[@steventutty8875]

GEORGE PLAYS MR D????? REALLY?? WHAT CANT THIS MAN DO??????????????

[@bellat8865]

:agressively plays piano:

[@robertoconnor8691]

This is my favorite song out of the whole album so far

[@annasullivan6758]

"Oh god, give me Ares or Apollo" Hey! At least my dad, Apollo, is appreciated!

[@Rosenquistn]

Same man

[@zap4th368]

AnInkllingOfAReader same

[@mariahlynlopez6152]

Well I hope Mr.D doesn't get mad at us for the um, random musical numbers we have, otherwise we may become dolphins

[@willowcake9335]

Oh look another sibling of mine

[@goodjobeli]

Ayyyy Cabin 7 represent!

[@celaenasardothien1217]

I live for the little snort Percy does 😂 when he talks to Chiron

[@missya3558]

Peter jhonson It's percy jackson Whartever!!

[@magdahoskins2604]

i haven't _seen_ the musical, so idk how they did the centaur thing, but now i'm just imagining him in the same costume as firenze in avps, and i'm happy.

[@thatpeskyrat]

magda hoskins apparently they gave him a fake horse tail and had him gallop everywhere lmao

[@auryn8450]

+Lucie yeah that's abou tit

[@auryn8450]

+Lucie yeah that's what they did lmao

[@bananad9659]

OMG YES THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

[@cierraconvis9895]

Yeah he just has like a mop stuck in his pants

[@jazminstraus4222]

George is owning this song

[@Callmekatielee]

He sounds so much like like Phil... I'm half expecting him to break into "One Last Hope"...

[@thecakegarden5324]

I would kill for a Percy Jackson and Disney's Hercules crossover.

[@cams.o]

I know this is really late, but in an interview George said he took inspiration in Phil to do both the voice and part of the characterization for Dyonisus (idk got to spell) so that’s why!

[@Lily-xg3ss]

Phil is pretty much a mix between Dionysus and Coach Hedge

[@KaixoDenek]

@@Lily-xg3ss Phil is Mr D's and Coach Hedge's secret love child

[@4dultw1thj0b]

I love how he was actually emulating Danny Devito's character in Hercules, that was exactly who I thought of listening to this.

[@maddyreadsit5758]

Me too.

[@leaf4104]

this is why we stan george salazar

[@laurenwilliams4109]

PETER JONSON IS AWAKE SO HE BETTER CLIP CLOP OVER HEEEERE. it's Percy Jackson WHATEVER Also ITS ANOTHER TERRIBLE DAAAAAY AT CAMP HALF BLOOD WHERE EVERYTHINGS THE WORST.

[@summerdaisy4622]

Ok but why does 'enjoy your stay at camp half blood' right at the end sound exactly like 'awesome party im so glad I came' from BMC?

[@kswinton2666]

Summer Daisy, because..... GEORGE SALAZAR!!!

[@kissingoikawa]

oh dude shit true idek why

[@amanda758]

oH MY GOD YOURE RIGHT

[@ronnie1503]

Summer Daisy THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING AAH

[@brookenowicki1941]

Summer Daisy IKRR

[@AdelynnAGrant]

"You can hate it here but I hated it first" oml THIS IS PERFECTTT

[@kelseyrox3604]

My 11 year old self is freaking out over this

[@junkratatthespawnpoint4536]

Kelsey Rox I'm also 11 and freaking out

[@adaoraelliott9254]

My current 15 year old self is freaking out about this

[@starplaysanimaljam7517]

I'm 12 and flipping out

[@Jasmine-dg6dt]

My 13 year old self is freaking out over this

[@blue_eyed_dork643]

16 and screaming along with Percy.

[@mamasoup8810]

*hears this* nOnOnO I CANT GET INTO ANOTHER MUSICAL PLEASE N- *gets pushed in*

[@amanda758]

j o i n u s

[@mamasoup8810]

+Scribbles yep I'm addicted XDD

[@amanda758]

same XD

[@cecilbenderman6240]

The discordant piano slamming when Dionysus says "THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO BREAK UP WITH THE GUY" literally gives me life.

[@LenaLovingLotta]

WHAT IS HAPPENING...?! the Series in 3 words

[@marieg353]

This song is so true to the tone of the books and I love it

[@BookBat]

Better than the movies

[@sushisisterhood8294]

katie gardner, laughing: i fell off a pegasus

[@tanyaclaudio8558]

I thought it was Grover then I realized is was Dionysus.

[@angusmaclellan5452]

Headcanon: Mr. D, since he's Dionysus, is literally just Hungover. He was black out drunk for many thousands of years, I would imagine, but now that he can't do the alcohol thing, as long as I remember, he'd be incredibly hungover, right? Maybe that's why he's so mean.

[@TheLuckOfTheClaws]

Angus MacLellan Hes an Oh God of Hangovers

[@enbyscorner5036]

//slams the repeat button 10000000 times

[@abrody_3612]

EnbysCorner same This is what I do wile I do my homework

[@connormell1916]

I actually do this.

[@prongsverse]

I LOVE GEORGE LMAO I LOVE THIS SONG GEORGE AS MR. D IS HONESTLY ME!!

[@-somatryoshka]

IT'S MY FAVOURITE SO FAR BC GEORGE AND SO MANY OTHER MINOR-ISH CHARACTERS THAT

[@kennedyvanover]

“You can hate it here but I hAtED iT FIRST!” @ Seniors to Freshman at the beginning of school

[@littlenerd9397]

MR. D Oh, you're alive I suppose that's good news for you But it means a lot more paperwork for me So don't expect me to be happy to see you Of course, being alive is temporary (spoken) So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours, things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead. PERCY (spoken) Where am I? MR. D Great! You haven't been debriefed This is way out of my pay grade Which is saying a lot 'Cause I don't get paid (spoken) Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here! PERCY (spoken) It's Percy Jackson MR. D (spoken) Whatever! (sung) Just another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the worst Just another terrible day When you're in charge It's like you're cursed (spoken) Well, technically I am cursed. One romp in the woods with Zeus' favorite wood nymph, and you're stuck running a summer camp for a bunch of needy half-bloods. PERCY (spoken) Half-blood? MR. D (spoken) Yeah, half-god, half-mortal. Does no one watch the orientation film? PERCY (spoken) Did you say half-god? MR D (spoken) Yeah. And I half-care Who's next? Silena Beauregard! [SILENA enters, crying] Oh, great, she's crying. SILENA (spoken) I was walking in the strawberry fields with Charlie Beckendorf and we were holding hands and everything was totally normal and then I kissed him and all of a sudden he started growing sunflowers. Everywhere! MR. D Look, kid I hate to be the one to tell you But I think that Charlie Beckendorf was also holding hands with a nymph That doesn't wanna to wish you well To tell you the truth The best thing is to break up with the guy (spoken) 'Course, who am I to give relationship advice, I'm literally the god of alcohol SILENA (spoken) But he loves me- MR. D (spoken) He loves you not! Next! (sung) Another terrible day At Camp Half-Blood Where everything's the worst Just another terrible day I'm the god of wine And I'm dying of thirst PERCY (spoken) Wait, did you say you're a god? MR. D (spoken) Dionysus, god of wine. The gods are real. Yippy skippy. Ah, Katie Gardner. I see you've injured your arm. KATIE (spoken) I fell off a pegasus (giggles). MR. D (spoken) You don't have flying lessons on Thursdays, you have archery. KATIE (spoken) Those arrows are made of wood! wood comes from trees! I refuse to participate in any activity that encourages the senseless slaughter of our arboreal friends- MR. D Oh, gods Give me Ares or Apollo Anyone but the Demeter kids cabin Now that you blessed us Go talk to Hephaestus Before I take a knife to my head and start stabbing (spoken) And stay away from the pegasi! Girls and ponies... Ah, speaking of ponies. MR. BRUNNER (spoken) Percy! PERCY (spoken) Mr. Brunner! What are you doing here? This guy is saying all this crazy stuff about nymphs and gods and... What is going on? MR. BRUNNER (spoken) It's... complicated- MR. D Oh kid, You have no idea About this place or your former mentor I don't have time To fill you in on the details But look, he's also a centaur (spoken) God! [MR. BRUNNER is revealed to be CHIRON, and whinnies] CHIRON (spoken) I did mean to tell you... MR. D Another terrible day (PERCY: Mr. Brunner!) At Camp Half-blood (PERCY: You're a horse!) Where everything's the worst (PERCY: What is happening?) Another terrible day You can hate it here But I hated it first Just another terrible day Stuck with these runts In the muck and mud Another terrible day Oh gods! (spoken) I need a drink (sung) Enjoy your stay At Camp Half-blood

[@BackSet]

Honestly I think this is the best possible way they could have done the exposition for Camp Half-Blood. Like, sure they could have done a song that just explains what camp is like but instead they had a song that has an almost completely unrelated focus but still tells you everything you need to know.

[@anniesudler]

*OK BUT IF THAT AU WAS REAL AND JEREMY'S SQUIP WAS MICHAEL THIS IS ESSENTIALLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN*

[@isabellalempfert2887]

i need to see him perform this omg

[@lukestorm4866]

he is the embodiment of depression.

[@kindlelover1974]

I think about how Mr D knew that Katie had archery on Thursdays and not flying lessons leading me to believe that Mr D knows his campers' schedules often

[@trin8314]

ThIS IS MY FAVOURITE SOGN

[@alwerako647]

Me, age 12: Oh I hate Dionysus Me now: Omg, I am Dionysus

[@ekinstonwalker9736]

So I know I’m pretty late to the discovery of this musical. I’ve only known about it for less than a week. But what I find amazing! Is that! Wait for it! This song begins in the key of D minor! Who wants to tell me that wasn’t planned?

[@alliegonzalez9751]

I feel like George Salazar+This song depicted Dionysus perfectly!

[@narwhal1191]

3:00 sNOrt

[@amieaustin9579]

Mercedes 606 I'M CRYING???

[@siennahartle9069]

“Being alive is temporary” is my new favorite threat

[@enochbergeron9198]

[Percy] "Did you say half god?" [Dionysus] "Yeah, and I half care!" Pure gold, lol.

[@HiperPivociarz]

This is what Micheal would grow up into if he never made up with Jeremy

[@dragoneye2874]

CookieMastah headcanon accepted

[@skellysquad9589]

So true. Someone needs to write a series about this! *Oh wait* I mean, with Michael. It'd be so good

[@mel-or3gv]

A Greek god?

[@TiredHeathen101]

3:20 At this part, I always imagine Percy jumping onto Mr.D's desk, yelling at Chiron, pointing at him, and just generally freaking out. Poor Percy😂

[@nicodavis5019]

No but you can tell he genuinely cares about them to a certain degree because he could care less if they get hurt or don't stick to their schedule but agressively does give a dam.

[@angelinagarza3473]

"you can hate it here but i hated it first" me to my younger siblings 😂😂😂😂

[@kashootit4908]

SILENA AND BECKENDORF N O DON'T YOU DARE BREAK THEM UP AND STOP GIVING ME WAR FLASHBACKS TO THE BOOKS Also I'm gonna have to sing this when the first day of school comes around for me

[@bear06260]

So here I am, jamming out to this in my room when it occurs to me.... We are pleased and happy by Mr D's suffering......I love it

[@adaoraelliott9254]

MR BRUNNER! YOU'RE A HORSE? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE??!

[@Northstarriadragons]

"MR. BRUNNER? YOU'RE A HORSE?!???!!??!??!?!" The best line

[@homeless__rat]

I love the part where Percy is freaking out that Chiron is a centaur an Mr.D just continues to sing

[@papple44]

Dionysus in the bathroom

[@hannadasgupta7466]

Charles would never do that to Selena !!!!

[@insadmnia]

*Katy Gardner is Evan Hansen as a girl* Why do I think this? 1. Broken Arm 2. Broke arm by falling off something 3. Cares about trees There ya go, I'll let you guys think about that.

[@amanda758]

o H MY G O D

[@slaughterofelysium]

YEeeEEeEeEeSSsSSsssSS

[@ItzEllzbellz]

I still cant believe Mr D. And Grover were played by the same actor they're polar opposites and I love it.

[@miamadonna2416]

George Salazar is so great

[@devinschwaibold8841]

Yippe Skippy is my new favorite phrase

[@blueregardinkwood4875]

I can't help but picture a drunk angry micheal singing this every time i listen to it. Lol

[@komarucantdraw9486]

Percy questioning logic level: Very high

[@hellothere9127]

Diyounisis attitude is literally me waking up every day

[@cameroncurtis8052]

I love the style of this song!!!

[@thenarnianhufflepuff6077]

I was like Katie when I was a kid. Except it was with seafood. I refused to eat lobster because I thought they were my friends.

[@Willsdeadbodyintartarus]

Dionysus’ voice is exactly how I imagagined it

[@ashley7858]

One thing I love about this song is that even though Mr. D never remembers everyone's name, (well, except for Charlie, Silena and Katie but) he actually remembers that Katie doesn't have flying lessons on Thursdays, she has archery. *quietly sobbing in a corner*

[@julianelliott526]

i was listening to the album on shuffle and this song came on and i forgot that george played grover AND dionysus and my first thought was, "i don't remember grover being this mean in the book"

[@thatonegirlweeb6822]

When Dionysus is the most relatable character in this musical

[@steampunkslytherin]

"I need a drink..." - Every Parent To Exist

[@purpleduckybryn]

Dionysus: who am i to give relationship advice? also Dionysus: *is the only god who has a stable marriage*

[@msmarvykhay2551]

LOL

[@DinoandGalaxy]

😭 HOW IRONIC

[@hathats]

anyone else get super happy when you can hear the rasp/grumble in George's voice will singing this

[@kae9399]

Percy is my spirit animal in this. He literally screams “WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!”

[@MaddieLovesToGame]

and now I wait for more,,

[@theo7000]

Mmmaddie Is here I guess lit profile picture

[@hooplex2588]

This song literally fits so well with Dionysus’ character, it’s insane how accurate this is