The Living Nightmare - Oney Plays Second Life - EP 1

[@clublazy9468]

you were lucky to be spared by such a powerful being

[@MeAuntieNora]

+Biddly Boop Bastards I would have been awed to be in his presence.

[@tylerwatt871]

i would've shot myself in the fucking head

[@BatOfTheDead]

Biddly Boop Bastards RIP dingus dongus

[@KazumaEnjoyer]

@@tylerwatt871 can't believe his aura is that powerful

[@jwbman]

He's not lying. I was killed by his blade. I had to stop using my computer and post this through my ouya.

[@vonDumpy]

OOOOH, YA!

[@FoB952]

An upgrade really.

[@creatureman5636]

Perfect

[@DeadlyShadowFox]

Well, you can’t kill what’s already dead, am I right?

[@chokkaijones]

Ou ya?

[@mamamiazakaria7481]

This is like Zachs sarcastic humour but genuine.

[@LawrenceReamon]

But Zach is genuine

[@coreyblackman4130]

This person is great 👌

[@javierescudero7686]

Haha just kidding gamers

[@dumbassdiana9367]

I refuse to believe this was ironic

[@PinkieImpaled]

Okay real funny buck-o Susan Wakazashi is my gma and she'll ban qll of your accounts so dont push me ok

[@MyBojo123]

I like how Genesis does that's kind of quiet yelling where he tries to be intimidating whilst also making sure not to disturb his parents XD

[@MeAuntieNora]

They actually talked about this on a recent video. Also note how he censors himself with "spare ___kin' time." Wouldn't want mom to hear that.

[@EliasGames7]

Me Auntie Nora link to the video?

[@MeAuntieNora]

Shit I wish I remembered man... hard to keep track of all the meandering conversations they have you know? I'd guess it was within the past 2 months, 3 months max... but that's a lot to go scouring through!

[@IrGregular777]

w h i l s t

[@FSFred]

Me Auntie Nora i don’t believe you... i think you’re compensating for something. If you don’t have a picture i don’t believe you

[@MrDucklets]

His lore is so rich.

[@cheekybum1513]

Booty Messiah Warhammer ain't got shit on him!

[@spadxiii7293]

His carnage blade destroys the computer of his opponent and is only reserved for the trash that insults his daughter

[@PivoteroIniciante]

oh hey 8 hours ago, hi buddy

[@jorgeclarkson4639]

Take that back.

[@James.B.Russell]

YEET

[@Lung__]

I like how he wont yell but emulates it.

[@JogVodka]

His shout is too powerful so he has to control himself in order to prevent himself from killing an innocent by accident

[@wooflord]

Everyone's probably asleep in the house and he's a lovely considerate caring young man

[@krampuskardashian5890]

It's the shout of a child who can't make too much noise because mom and dad will get mad.

[@bobobsen]

Very Chris Chan. I think it's a sign of autism.

[@luisenieto495]

@@JogVodka his screams are so powerful they send out extreme sound waves that break the sound barrier and destroy anything in his path

[@Duskets]

When Genesis logs in the world of Second Life gets just a little bit safer.

[@spaghettijones4]

He's the hero we all need, but not the one we deserve.

[@speedyminer999]

Hazy he is a literal social justice warrior

[@MrDucklets]

He's the hero we need.

[@scribblin-cactus5624]

Booty Messiah But is he the one we deserve?

[@RazorM97]

wow, he is a badass

[@joshm8348]

Let me just UNSHEATHE this little beauty of a blade.

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

Say hello, to *whisper shout intensifies*

[@SmashGuyROA]

In 10 fps of beauty

[@mettle4565]

RYUUJI NO KAE WO KURAEEE

[@MightyGawdgasm]

Equisity fuck of overwatch is a big gay

[@shadsea770]

Enjoku Espada well whip it out babe

[@jamnmikefx]

Sad thing is when Chris said “you’re the coolest person I ever met on SL” he was probably telling the truth lmao

[@VEE0034]

Nah that's good

[@zacharywelsh6131]

How is that sad? If I came across him in any game he would automatically become the coolest person I’ve met on the game, maybe coolest that I have ever met.

[@joshcrum1439]

@@zacharywelsh6131 lmao

[@MrDinocks]

"I never could beat that game." seconds later "I beat that game on the secret hardest difficulty without taking damage."

[@shannonrichnak9141]

the proudest moment of his gaming career

[@Raguler]

that nigga lame i did that shit with my eyes CLOSED

[@four-en-tee]

Chaotic Cruelty That sounds like a difficulty mode from Wolfenstein.

[@breckhodges3177]

James Dixon there's a guy I know that just compulsively lies or whatever about being in the wwe and MLB

[@shadsea770]

AntarianSPACE doom*

[@snakepiissken5889]

"i never beat it" "i beat it on the hardest difficulty"

[@sexycavetroll2788]

Still the funniest part

[@Goochbot]

He has a photo on his phone to prove it

[@sexycavetroll2788]

@@Goochbot ya know everyone will read that EXACTLY how Genesis said it. I have the photo. On my phone. To prove it!

[@bigsalmon7973]

"Un modable, un copyable, un transforable..." "I got my sword copied from the seller."

[@superstinkybeans]

I managed to do it without taking a SINGLE bit of... DAMAGE

[@carsonboyer5067]

"I bought it for $15". "LONG AGO BEFORE I INHERITED THIS BLADE!!!!"

[@someman66]

He inherited it from the guy behind IHOP.

[@XstickbuddyX]

all I ever inherited by a guy behind an IHOP was crabs.

[@someman66]

Get some butter and those crab legs'll be real tasty

[@someman66]

@ThePantsuGod just use a growth ray, everyone's got one

[@benjaminlewis4900]

This thread is crazy.

[@orly444]

SINGLE BIT OF DAMAGE

[@xHappyxChappyx76]

I HAVE A PICTURE ON MY PHONE TO PROVE IT!

[@mlipdg9870]

Bawwbeh YOU KNOW THE METAL GEAR SOLID GAMES, C O R R E C T??

[@kake1604]

I read this comment exactly when he said it. Beautiful moment.

[@ToxiKrisis]

that's not a lot of da midge

[@lindboknifeandtool]

@@mlipdg9870CORRECT!

[@ColinTheGamerReal]

The fact that Chris can't contain his laughter is just great.

[@gabrielcastejon7914]

Colin The Gamer He doesnt have to contain it. He just turns the mic off when he laughs.

[@gusty7153]

i was there thatday. i doubt any of us there were able to really contain it

[@dingusbinger]

I'm sure you were.

[@Greigames]

Goober Man he’s Genesis

[@SlowtownSloth]

I wouldn't be able to hold character this long gotta give mega props to Chris.

[@vinesauce]

Is this the buvvins?

[@funkrok2010]

vinny?

[@HeXBoX]

Rp?

[@Blood1Bucket]

+vinesauce Vinny, Ralph Bluetawn wouldn't even hold a candle to this little beauty of a man.

[@deadgod9866]

+vinesauce ralph bluetawn vs. the katana god of secondlife

[@thaemarkd1]

I love you.

[@alb1reo]

>"my amor makes me invincible" >"fight with honor"

[@RonWolfHowl]

His honor is fragile tho, he has to hide it beneath his armor

[@Bootystank99659]

johnny boi

[@marianokaz1503]

@@RonWolfHowl Hey! Don't speak like that to him >: (

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@marianokaz1503 he doesn't know he's talking about the Patriarch

[@Astro_Crunch]

*"I T O R E T H A T F U C K E R T O P I E C E S"* "Oh, my food's ready brb"

[@MakeAcid]

while you were having premarital sex I studied the blade

[@GashPlague]

jfc this is so on-point

[@SinnixTV69]

DAMN ALL MY PREMARITAL SEX DAMMMMMN IT ALLL.... I COULD OF HAD THAT BLADE!!! ! IF IT WASN"T FOR ALL THAT DAMN PRE...... MARITAL SEX....

[@turbokain]

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TWO BEST FRIENDS REFERENCE?!?! Man I wish scientist heather could use a beaker or chemicals in this

[@Fecker_Carlson]

Tough break sex-haver

[@broski3442]

Wait I just noticed that he said he could never beat shadow the hedgehog and then said that he beat it on "kiss your ass goodbye" difficulty wtf

[@TheMooper27]

without taking a single point of damage no less.

[@MrIamcrusty]

It was the proudest moment of his gaming career

[@JohnCortelli]

Besides buying that blade lol

[@Ch0c0b0]

that BEAUTY of a blade

[@44444444443333333222]

Where you see a contradiction, I see a man who beat a surely difficult game in a mere one minute. A legend indeed.

[@Buggybrainzzz]

He sounds like the Know-It-All from Polar Express

[@yoghurtlord1745]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA BLADE THIS IS?!

[@OmegaSteel429]

WELL? DO YA?!

[@machomanalexyt5736]

Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba?

[@TheRanchiestMan]

Lol I’d like to imagine that this is the sequel of polar express

[@Doodle_Dud]

The bipolar express 2. Trip to the autis.

[@maybehannahr7052]

I thought Genesis Valentine was only a child's tale...

[@fortniteblackmanta1098]

Ohohoh genesis valentine is not child’s play!!!

[@thaksjtube]

"Believe it or not, some people have called me a nightmare" He means his parents

[@soldyrkare5790]

Sheesh..

[@bibblyboing]

Sun Enthusiast *his teachers

[@clawzx1195]

@@bibblyboing *God

[@PartnershipsForYou]

His psychiatrist*

[@ultraheaven8968]

not cool

[@SingerFailure]

The way he says "correct" kills me every time

[@SmilingSeraph]

_correct_ ?¿

[@la_jefe9105]

The fact that he says correct kills me except actually

[@fireblek]

i bet this guy's dad works at nintendo

[@commenteroftruth9790]

And owns minecraft.

[@mindoor608]

Fuck it, throw in ubisoft as well. xD

[@Jimmblet]

His dad also created Final Fantasy 7

[@alb1reo]

that profile picture though STRAY CATTO 3x3 px

[@alb1reo]

oddly the low animation for background characters made stray cat a thousand times better

[@waffleless]

Wait, he had to go get his food? That totally broke my immersion.

[@rjs6854]

waffleless hey shut up! he dines with kings and talented arisctocracts, never dismiss his motives ever again

[@Insane3OB]

WHAT IS WITH EVERYONES PROFILE ICON HERE?

[@JHenryEden]

What's with *YOURS*? huh?

[@Insane3OB]

All a part of the plan.

[@thelargeemployer]

JHenryEden FAKER

[@Pixygon]

"Believe it or not, some people have actually _called_ me a nightmare."

[@henrylivingstone2800]

Pixygon Yeh the doctors diagnosing him

[@johndoe5432]

I believe it.

[@DaneLMusic]

To be fair that was really quick and witty.

[@notinspectorgadget]

His parents

[@sunnivamhagatun]

i can actually believe it

[@ThefamousMrcroissant]

"2500 costs 20 bucks!" "How much does the armor cost" "8888!" "How much is that irl?" "Eh about 52 bucks" New Einstein confirmed

[@antonholler9913]

$71.04

[@ethanvallejo6774]

Very good it probably gives you extra when you buy more expensive moneys

[@shriogray989]

its over 9000

[@kenirainseeker539]

1,250L is like 5 dollars, I have no idea where he got 15 from

[@shadsea770]

Very good so he waisted 71.10 on his armor

[@kiasmidt7678]

Alright but just imagine how happy this guy was. I'm certain he got made fun of or ignored all the time on those servers, and then came Chris who actually played along and listened. You can tell how happy he is at the beginning that someone is actually amazed at his video game skill and wants to know more. I'm glad Chris played it the way he did- we got to see a cringelord in action and said cringelord got to have a fun day. No feelings hurt. Good clean fun all around.

[@brb8407]

I like you. U be a totally radical dood my mane

[@nukekilla432]

^What the man said this kind of out look isnt shown a lot

[@brb8407]

Jareem Shebar it’s honestly kinda beautiful.

[@nukekilla432]

@@brb8407 yeah its like letting a flower blossom. I mean this might be the only good outlit for the kid you know? He aint hurting no body and hes not hurting himself so why try to shit on him ya know? Im sure chris is mature enough to see that too because shit talking someone like genensis would be low since hes a really easy target, like sure he's lying out his ass but what harm will these lies do.ya know?

[@LifeOutward]

Exactly this. It's how cringe is meant to be enjoyed.

[@buckettte]

Chris mentioned in Doodle Doods that he hasn’t seen Genesis on Second Life since the second episode. I have reason to believe his blade may have turned on him 😢 May he Rest In Peace

[@joshzuker8308]

I think he said they did see him, but he wasn't role playing anymorr

[@theexecutorz5413]

Which doodle doods episode was it

[@buckettte]

Zenkaijay zero It’s episode 12, the one that they draw King of The Hill

[@theexecutorz5413]

Ty bro I thought u were gonna take a months to replied but still thxs

[@buckettte]

Zenkaijay zero Pretty much all I do is hangout on KZbin 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@GoobyExe]

*"G A M I N G C A R E E R"*

[@amanwithnoname2744]

@Terror well yeah at least there not cuck lords

[@PapaJoJ]

@@JakobatHeart what are they then

[@BolverkAtlasia]

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat with a big smile on my face, listening to this fascinating being. I feel like I've gone back in time 12 years. The wonders of middle school and Runescape.

[@CyborgAkuma20022]

Bolverk-GTM runescape my god im old

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

Runescape' s better than this shit for sure lol.

[@dandelionveins]

Dude, same. I encountered some such folk in my day, but none as captivating as this guy

[@danny-mate]

I am in my third year of college and I attend classes with grown ass adults that speak like this man. Godspeed.

[@crazybobert5243]

Danny-Mate it’s been 2 years. how’s life after college?

[@beastcrozby4384]

@@crazybobert5243 it's been 1 week. How's life after posting this comment.

[@crazybobert5243]

Beast Crozby pretty aight. Friend came home from the navy for a bit.

[@beastcrozby4384]

@@crazybobert5243 good man good. It'll be a full reunion if this guy ever comes back

[@PLANET123100]

same

[@brettpotter7312]

This is peak male performance, you may not like it, but this is what perfection looks like.

[@humanexister]

I love this guy, I could listen to him for fucking hours. You should get him on the podcast.

[@theclown999]

oney has a podcast?

[@snipbits9551]

+The Clown ye Its called Sleepycast

[@punoil]

+The Clown oh my friend you're in for a treat. Check out Sleepycast

[@Seank7]

I cant listen to him for more than 5 minutes, I need to take breaks to process the cringe

[@peytonwoody3445]

Ricardio I cant believe the podcast ended, one of the best podcasts out there.

[@DaRoachDoggJrr]

Why does even seeing this game feel wrong. There’s something so odd about it

[@MrJbizzle59]

because one life is already too many

[@egodeth8428]

i think its because there is absolute freedom when creating a game asset whether it be a character/furniture so its a complete mishmash of different peoples work. also, it generally looks like shit

[@kevbri11]

@@egodeth8428 doesnt that first point appy to vrchat as well tho

[@egodeth8428]

@@kevbri11 yeah, but vr chat runs on a different engine and has.... "different" people making those assets, so it turns out looking better

[@egodeth8428]

@@kevbri11 its also significantly newer

[@confetti8160]

"Basically told my daughter to die in a ditch somewhere." "HWAAT?!" Oney's blown up responses make this for me.

[@transamman69]

You should totally make an animated series about this guy

[@DaRandomAlex]

sup

[@Syfadilo]

yo

[@Captain-Flynt]

I would fucking love that

[@DaRandomAlex]

+Syfadilo #SlothSquad

[@MrProfessorMuffin]

+Sinjack He's actually the main antagonist in Hellbenders.

[@reinoob]

"I won't use this sword to kill innocent people, i will only use this blade to kill people" -Genesis Valentine

[@VerminBourbon]

+reinoob Pretty sure he said evil.

[@reinoob]

VerminBourbon I really heard "people"

[@hasea0295]

"This curse turned me into...... a demon ...... which is why i have horns" -Genesis Valentine

[@ruuuuudooooolph]

Let me just unsheathe this beauty of a blade !

[@biz-funkradiocop1953]

* Whips out his flaccid cock with red electricity radiating it * *SAY HELLO TO H.F. MERUSAMA*

[@arcyhalk9]

Did you ever hear of the tragic tale of Genesis Valentine? I thought not. It's not a story the people of SL would tell you. It's a SL legend. Genesis Valentine was a Dark Lord of the Blade, so powerful and so wise he could use theHF Murasama blade to affect the surrounding area to destroy life... He had such a knowledge of the blade that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark lord of the SL is a being with many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he didnt. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice thought he could kill him in his sleep, He could not since Genesis Valentine is too epic to be killed.

[@PartnershipsForYou]

How did you tell this tale without your modem and computer being fried?

[@Zombiewizard]

"I fight with honor" "This armor prevents me from taking a single bit of damage"

[@andrea_7194]

Who says he fights with the armor on. Do not disrespect the Patriarch!

[@Zombiewizard]

@@andrea_7194 This is facts. I'm so sorry for the disrespect.

[@andrea_7194]

@@Zombiewizard All is good friend, all is good. The Patriarch is a forgiving one.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

He just uses the armor to ensure no foolish assassins try to stab him in big strong back. Then he strips it off dramatically during battle.

[@metalgearzwei]

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 where his muscles bulge out and he’s like fucking huge and well built

[@ChaseFace]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[@OneyPlays]

+ChaseFace thanks chasey bo basey

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

+OneyPlays Animated series when? This guy is amazing.

[@i7887]

Check out britbongreturns

[@Bearbytez]

This kind of shit is so important to document. As an autismo myself, I have to revisit these case studies periodically in order to remind myself not to accidentally act like this.

[@j.2512]

what do you mean, he is awesome, i want to be like him

[@theworstactionhero9186]

Yea just be yourself Chris said in the sleepy cast that he actually loves this guy.

[@100pulp2]

autism doesnt have anything to do with it unless you make it your personality

[@ianshorter2712]

I hate this mindset of not acting “autistic” what the fuck does that mean and literally who cares

[@scouts.3958]

i have the same ADHD tendancy to ramble about what i care about and i love hearing others do the same. when someone listens to me go on about horse genetics or the history of philosophy it means a lot to me. i'm just glad i'm not RPing on SL and infodumping about it...

[@MrMario2011]

How to tell someone is lying: 1. Have them tell a story that doesn't sound real. 2. Call them out on it. 3. Endure 2 minute awkward silence. 4. Wait for them to give an excuse for having an excuse.

[@MrMario2011]

Blazi Ken *2 minutes of silence*

[@markcesar1083]

Damn right

[@alexrichardson7133]

You are a Drama stirer, this story is real!

[@dom-oram-o9453]

The melancholy tale of Genesis is soaked deeply in the blood of his friends and enemies. A broken god full of rage and sorrow. And as the moon lit night shone upon his back he wept, he wept for there was no one left. No one left who could share his dark burden.....

[@someman66]

But nobody could put a dent in his family!

[@ballistickitten2163]

Beautiful.. a tale of the ages. I will be telling my children of the tale of Genesis.

[@ElCidTheScienceKid]

The Melancholy of Genesis Valentine The Disappearance of Genesis Valentine

[@JenerikEt]

Man 7 years have gone by... I hope this guy's a CEO or software developer or actor or something

[@PALACIO254]

With a harem of beauty's on each arm

[@TheGimbishGlob]

I hope this guy is Elon Musk

[@metallicarabbit]

no this guy is prlly still a NEET on SL

[@jamlpe]

you never know the genesis valentine sitting next to you. and thats what keeps me up at night

[@yahdo]

"whoa you're epic" I know your secret +Uncle Dane

[@mitchellfowler873]

This kid, the typical "Aw man i'm trying to sound angry but i don't want my mom to hear me and come in"

[@tommccudden6809]

At the start he says Shadow the Hedgehog was the only game he's never finished, and yet 10 seconds later he said he did beat it on the hardest difficulty ever. I don't think he lied either time he just beat the entire game in those 10 seconds.

[@GoobyExe]

every time I watch this video, I just kinda grin awkwardly and pause the video every few seconds to avoid having an aneurysm

[@ballistickitten2163]

So, I'm not the only one.

[@tatehammontree2636]

I too have to take periodic breaks when watching this so as not to overdose on cringe

[@Bearbytez]

This go round I started watching around midnight. It's now almost 8am and I'm about 3/4 in... It never gets easier.

[@measured.kadence]

I just found this video again after thinking it was some weird fever dream at 3am. Holy crap my temples hurt after watching it

[@hydro5604]

this is my first time watching this video and i have to take a break every couple seconds

[@someazndudeiguess]

ew english dub. Where's the japanese version?

[@elijahsimmons4167]

this is gonna be a thing now I hope you know that

[@EliasGames7]

omae wa no shindeiru

[@CalicoPoppy]

Elias Games n-nani??

[@DOGWTR]

Watashi wa anata o fukkatsu sa semashita... Mōichido me o samashite kudasai!

[@ginogatash4030]

now i want someone to make that so i can listen to his speech as it was meant to be.

[@MaxisRichtofen]

when you catch them in their own lie and when you ask them to prove it you can hear the gears grinding to a halt and dial up tones

[@sonofriggnarok9320]

How the hell can you prove you beat a game without taking damage with a picture? lol.

[@crashnspin]

Clearly the devs put a message in that displays when someone specifically beats the game without taking damage, while on the hardest difficulty

[@PaperThin_]

Your winner!

[@AltruisticAlbatross]

He's weird, but you gotta respect his commitment.

[@blakeisthebeast]

No thanks

[@ib7566]

+Altruistic Albatross Not really. His Aspergers pushed Valentine over the edge and caused him to spend money frivolously online.

[@bongibot1104]

Hollow Tim I mean on CSGO and TF2 people buy ludicrous stuff for a lot of money.

[@captanfancywolf]

Even by watching his presence on a phone my whole house shakes through his power

[@arronhanson4263]

Genesis: I never could beat that game.... .34 seconds later Genesis: I beat it on the secret hardest difficulty without taking A SINGLE BIT. OF. D A M A G E!!!!!!

[@SockoTheGodofsocks]

Second life: Roblox for the big boys

[@qw3rtypounc3s]

+Socko The God of socks (dick cheese mcgee) I think Roblox for the severely autistic would be better.

[@VVeltanschauung187]

mentioning roblox/probably plays it

[@PenisGabber]

+qw3rtypounc3s That's a little redundant.

[@qw3rtypounc3s]

Balrog You're not wrong

[@dylanthomas5951]

+qw3rtypounc3s Roblox players are autistic kids any way

[@theabsolutecat915]

“I can’t beat Shadow the Hedgehog” “I beat it on the hardest difficulty” “It’s non-copyable” “They gave me a copyable version” dude what

[@sweranero9976]

This is hilarious but I also feel so sad for these people. I mean, maybe they're happy and if so that's cool, but their real lives must suck.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

That’s why he’s on Second Life. I just feel… Awful for this dude. I mean, I’m a loser in real life too… but damn. I couldn’t imagine lying like this on a game.

[@whatinthek7931]

Is it a thing with autistic people to lie about random shit for no reason?

[@bobbaeba]

Can't wait for part 2 some time in August.

[@Briansimon2]

And part 3 next year.

[@MrBoondock1]

+Jake From Statefarm Episode 2 The Oney Awakens

[@bobbaeba]

***** love you too.

[@Sarmathal]

+Jake From Statefarm savage

[@bobbaeba]

MLG Tan love you too

[@nahman3836]

The microphone click just makes me think Chris is like a police interrogator behind a 1 way mirror, who has just given into the suspect delusions to try to get an answer out of him

[@DotNetPlays]

good rp oney

[@DotNetPlays]

lmao

[@tictacsnack]

ayy

[@tictacsnack]

he was a good man/woman/transgender

[@sweetgeorge3200]

there's too much delay between everyone speaking. second life has gotta be a game of every player just secretly trolling each other. just no one knows it for real.

[@TerminalM193]

Funny you say that, I think that same thing all the time.

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Everyone in this game is either laughing or crying whenever their mic is turned off

[@Slop_Dogg]

its called aspergers

[@malice6557]

the sound of the electricity zapping on his sword while he did his speech felt like i was hearing my brain cells being torn apart

[@bruhbbawallace]

>"I never managed to beat that game" >"I managed to beat that game on the highest difficulty without taking any damage" Make up your fucking mind mate

[@zanpakutoman4225]

+SememFoRetsam says he paid $15 dollars for the sword, then says he inherited it in his speech.

[@tylermcgoggles]

SteppupFoRetsam He had to impress the ladies

[@BURNOUTRS]

"this baby could cut that thing in half" "I won't use this blade on an innocent person" holy fuck it's like im 8 again

[@Deflecto3]

"In real life I'm a loser, but in Second Life I'm still a loser."

[@ilikegoblo4665]

He’s an ultimate gamer

[@JackSardonic]

You don't talk about our lord like that.

[@babysealsareyummy]

Don’t you ever talk shit about our god-king genesis. I SUGGEST YOU RUN.....NOW!!!

[@mikewehr7887]

That sucks for you man I know someone who can teach you how to be cool his name ... Genisis Valentine

[@roryvonmeyer2643]

@@babysealsareyummy I'm imagining those caps in whisper-yell

[@dillpoopoo]

I'm so proud of you Oney. For finding the stereotypical nerd in real life.

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

"Never fight underhandedly!" even if you have a armor that makes you invincible.

[@bobbythotimus1184]

I like how his blade his pointed directly at chris' face

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

Nathan Flores it’s a threat

[@megasaur6511]

I use Second Life, and those prices for Linden are way off, lol. 1250 Linden costs roughly $5.25 8,888 Linden costs roughly $34.72 Also, I've seen so many people like this on SL ... and it's the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@jchuck1737]

Oney is so condescending in this video. I love it!

[@qmanization2375]

"Believe it or not some people have called me a nightmare" is one of the best lines in this whole thing and I feel like it got glossed over. I love this so much.

[@SpannyShot]

I absolutely agree

[@FoB952]

Back for yet another viewing. Love that he says in the very beginning that he never managed to beat Shadow the Hedgehog then 30 seconds later said he beat it on "kiss your ass goodbye mode." Genesis is a hero.

[@QueenKaijuPixel]

im glad to see Stamper is having a good time on second life since he left Sleepy Cabin. his oc looks wonderful.

[@husk5373]

+Demoxity yea dude he died of breast cancer

[@alexandrumarin8981]

I wish Zach and Lyle were there... Lyle for sarcasm purposes and Zach for the madness.

[@Anchor_Wolf]

I ended up finding this guy on SL because of this video and my life was made all the better for it. Genesis is actually a pretty good friend when you hang around him long enough. He tells the best fucking stories too. I almost beat him in a sparring match once, no lie.

[@lucasb7705]

Youre lying. He's obviously the perfect being.

[@KilgoreTraut]

@@lucasb7705 he did say "almost," although i too am doubtful anyone could even come close to matching genesis' martial prowess

[@Sateisa]

This is a year old alrdy but what did he like about these videos and the fanart???

[@actually-will1606]

Woah! Your life was blessed with greeting genesis valentine! No way!

[@TerminalM193]

You guys do know that infinite Ikari is genesis in disguise right?

[@kip00shoe]

he sounds like spazkid but his voice is higher he must be a clone

[@mrmeatman]

He's Cory 15. He's gonna fuck Jeff's clones.

[@FunM0nkey]

+Ray Rrayy LORE

[@happyslowpoke8982]

I swear he sounds like Octopimp!

[@kyles.8332]

kip00shoe Why does he have to be a clone? It's a hypothetical, you can give him the real Spazkid!

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

kip00shoe Wouldn't surprise me if it was Cory.

[@asdfasdfasdfasdfasd3534]

It feels like he always has lots of things he always wants to tell everyone he meets, but he gets tired of having to wait for an opportunity so he just says it anyway.

[@RDD756]

jack raiden is my favorite metal gear character

[@epicfaceinspace]

I don't believe you

[@RDD756]

you're actually right, my real favorite character is David Snake

[@daramaguiginn7992]

I like Metal Gear in Alaska.

[@tylerpatterson3328]

Man Meryl Tits is my favorite

[@KumiesCummies]

My favorite character is Adam Shalashaska (Revolver Ocelot) Revolver Ocelot.

[@DeadPollo]

i want cosplayers of this guy

[@foehammer5047]

"I tore that fucker to pieces and I ENJOYED EVERY SECOND OF IT!" "... I'll be right back, mom's calling me for dinner."

[@Erectus1]

Unironically, I think Chris actually made this guy's day just listening to his pent up lore.

[@SiobhanYmeow]

its amazing how Oney loved this so much that he made a theme for him along with 2 pieces of art

[@drakevegas7073]

I came back to this video because I have a mutual, one of my D&D buddies, who told me that he's a martial arts master. Now, that caught me off guard. He's a rotund dude, and he's got back problems. But he told me that he got into a well-justified fight, and a judge threatened to classify his hands as deadly weapons, so he'd go to prison for assault with a deadly weapon if he got into another fight. I've got a passing interest in MMA, so I said I'd like to see his skills sometime. "That would go against my teachings", he says. What a badass.

[@nunyabisness4646]

Ah, the best type of martial art, the one that is forbidden to use unless no one is watching.

[@kkafei4725]

>talks about the environmental damage his """beauty of a blade""" can do, etc >"that's why I paid so much for it" >spent $15 on it

[@fungusonus]

I don't think you realize how much begging it took for his mom to give him that kind of cash

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Uhhh I’ll have you know he did 14 chores for that money!!

[@TheDamnWinner]

Theres so many good quotables in this i cant stop coming back. “Kiss your ass good bye mode” “lemme unsheath this beauty of a blade” “My family has one rule that must be followed at all times. Fight with honor. You must never resolve to underhanded tactics in battle. Of course, i have fought underhanded once. Long ago.”

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

"I won't use this blade on an innocent person, I will only use this blade to kill evil." he says, completely forgetting how the "my sword is a tool of justice!" thing in Rising was partially an excuse for Raiden to kill people and not feel like a bad person.

[@nakeysnakey6220]

Thats not raiden’s sword tho

[@poopmanmanpoop7203]

@@nakeysnakey6220 this.... isnt. my. sooord

[@zacgorman1846]

(15 buck sword) "best investment I've made"

[@SgtShakenBake]

Christ it's like every beta meme molded into one person

[@teriyaki_chicken]

the Omega male

[@c00lestkidd0z]

he is something zach would make up

[@Snake22091]

I love Genesis, he may be cringey as fuck, but I love him.

[@canman6521]

his deviant art is pages and pages of diaper fetish

[@Snake22091]

I can't tell if you're joking or if you're being legit right now.

[@canman6521]

halogod1.deviantart.com/favourites/

[@gnomesarecute]

Holy shit. I did not see that coming. I'm also seeing some incest fantasy with the "daughter"

[@bayingus8926]

Can Man what the fuck?

[@AwesomeAceZ]

Let it be known this episode was the debut of our boy Ding Dong.

[@GreyReks]

So I’m back in the military, got a different job so I have to live in the barracks with these super young men. There is this tall overweight guy a few rooms down who blares music and will talk to people about warhammer. He has a similar voice and the exact cadence of Genesis Valentine, like spot on. Brags constantly. Has those split second pauses to put emphasis on what he is saying. It made me come back to this video.

[@Snarkybobs]

Can he kill? Can he save your life if it ever came down to it?

[@Tom-jy6mc]

@@Snarkybobs he could save the entire world in a day, pleb

[@spooknukem575]

I like how the shitty color mapping on the armor is bleeding off into the air

[@bayingus8926]

Danny Jensen nah that's the best part, tf are you talking about?

[@user-fi1kn3oq4m]

believe it or not people actually call me a nightmare

[@31emanual]

I scrolled to your comment right when he said it

[@user-fi1kn3oq4m]

magical

[@widget3672]

+Ty Clark Me too... what are the odds?

[@user-fi1kn3oq4m]

+Widget 2/45,265

[@widget3672]

Okay, Fair point...But still...

[@paragon551]

I don't feel any cringe. I'm just listening to a happy dude.

[@x3naurus]

that means you made it man

[@paragon551]

Kurt Freeman yeah you're right.

[@kip00shoe]

+Kurt Freeman just like you :}

[@x3naurus]

Kurt Freeman ur a virgin man

[@x3naurus]

Kurt Freeman you... have to be kidding me

[@milkdrinkerr420]

I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF WHEN HE STARTED SAYING HIS EDGY BACKSTORY IM CRYING

[@dogol284]

I have no idea how Chris was able to keep it together while this guy was talking