The Living Tombstone - Alastor's Game (Hazbin Hotel Song)

A song inspired by Alastor, The Radio Demon from "Hazbin Hotel." Enjoy!
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➢ Watch the pilot episode of Hazbin Hotel here (18+): • HAZBIN HOTEL (PILOT)
Music Production/Mixing - Yoav Landau
Lead Vocals and Lyrics - Sam Haft / samhaft
Video Production - Lee Mounsey / leemounseysmith
Character Art - Circe Bogart / puppetology
Solo Guitar - Brandon Beck / hellyesbrandon
Mastering - Leon Zervos studios301.com...
Special Thanks - Vivienne Medrano / vivziepop
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Lyrics:
I’ve got a game I want to show you
If I tell you my name, you’ll have to play too
I’ve been here for years biding my time
Waiting and primed. Until I could find you.
Just sign on the line and we can be friends.
I’ll be here for you until your world ends.
Enjoy all your toys I will supply.
You only live once, and you’ll be mine the
day you die, I’ll have my payment.
Your eternal soul’s enslavement.
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment.
The dark desires you’ve been serving,
You can bet that you’re deserving.
No regret for who you’re hurting.
Why, it’s almost like you’re flirting.
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
Sorry I don’t mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that I wish I knew
But you’ve got a lovely little secret
You’re tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal
Because you’re hungry
for all the sights, you want to see them
Earthly delights you feel you need them
Your appetites I’ll help you feed them
I’ll be your sweet radio demon
And once your hunger has abated
Don’t forget your friend who waited
Watched as you indulged your thirst and
did I mention that you’re cursed?
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
You laid your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls the house will always win
I’m double dealing in betrayal
And I’m here to cash my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world take a look around
Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you’re at the final episode
Eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play I don’t lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas
I really am amused
Have a dark thought I’m right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I’m gone
Remember this song
And I bid you adieu

[@roboxen8447]

Alastor : “When you gamble souls the house will always win” Cuphead and mugman : bruh

[@Azraellejeje]

XD

[@ayylmao9614]

*Distant angry The House noises*

[@krustienkruty8591]

Depends on which ending you consider canon...

[@PhoenixKnight777]

I mean, he’s not wrong. Put a soul on the line and you always lose. Except for Johnny. Johnny was a badass.

[@babyangellove8136]

😂😢😂😢

[@machetemythos]

"Wait... It's all a game?" Alastor thus pulled out the gun. "Always hazbin."

[@cartersaul2505]

Your not wrong also sign the contract

[@lewisprogramming4215]

No

[@cartersaul2505]

@@lewisprogramming4215 yes

[@stardusstartz]

@@cartersaul2505 gladly you can HAVE my soul

[@jacobbressler5598]

@@cartersaul2505 it says here in the contract a soul not *my* soul is that a typo?

[@meme-rudatrianglelmao7727]

Alastor: "Just sign on the line and we can be friends!" Me, an introvert: *Yes.*

[@standardhuman400]

Mood

[@demi9441]

I feel called out XD

[@Anne-bb3ik]

So true tho

[@mr.sinister4641]

That doesn’t make any sense. If you’re truly introverted you would be skeptical since you’d believe that normies are shallow, conceited, and deceitful people, right?

[@ash23703]

Mr. Sinister sounds more like trust issues then being introverted

[@springlocks4857]

This actually matched Husk’s backstory. The line, “Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon.” Husker gambled his soul to him

[@The-Assassin-From-Hell]

Yup

[@Nobody98928]

The entire 2nd chorus does

[@Diamondcombat-]

Mhm

[@wangaopu]

Husk still has his power, but he is now controlled by alastor

[@ClawBrawlerYT]

BRO WHEN I WAS READING YOUR COMMENT IT SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME I WAS READING IT🤣🤣🤣

[@n0odl3]

*_Alastor: * Talking about creepy things *_* *_Later: SoRrY i DoN't MeAn To AlArM yOu_*

[@rosenrot234]

"May I speak now?" I mean he might be a murderer but he's got manners

[@laurenansell4948]

@@rosenrot234 also follows the Coronavirus rule. "obey the 5 foot rule please.."

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

Professionals have standards

[@ericthecat9240]

Lauren Ansell yes obey it

[@n0odl3]

@@ericthecat9240 hi Alastor

[@adamdragontamer]

The Living Tombstone: * Creates a song for a fandom without being asked * Fandom: * Complains happily *

[@fireylegacy2396]

Hi Lumine.

[@adamdragontamer]

@@fireylegacy2396 Hewwo!

[@fumarc4501]

I feel so called out rn

[@adamdragontamer]

@@fumarc4501 OwO sorry

[@fumarc4501]

@Lapis Lazuli never apologize for being right.

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

Alastor: goes full demon, distorted voice, blaring guitar riffs, ''I'm the nightmare on the dark side of the Moon'' ''Play your cards wrong and I'LL SEE YOU SOON'' Also Alastor: ''Sorry I don't mean to alarm you :D ''

[@shaggybones7405]

(“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” has entered the chat) (“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” is typing) “cArDs?!

[@_Cold_River_]

@FROST902 YT I would die from cuteness from that

[@JuliusCeazarthe2nd]

@@_Cold_River_ I'd die from Cringe.

[@xxshadowxxf123]

ikr

[@iagohuertaslaura9780]

:D

[@JordanVanRyn]

This song actually really gives Alastor a sinister vibe as a deal maker and the visuals in the video are incredible because you see Alastor’s deal making in action.

[@M21TD0]

and made with hatsune miku

[@elsa2058]

estas malito

[@gil2644]

Alastor: "You only live once" Rasputin: "Are you sure about that"

[@communismoclock9958]

In Western Countries, you go to hell. In Soviet Union, hell go to you.

[@Laurenhasithandled]

Cats: Am I joke to you?

[@alphawolf7417]

@@Laurenhasithandled do you want my honest answer?

[@Laurenhasithandled]

@@alphawolf7417 what is it

[@alphawolf7417]

@@Laurenhasithandled probably yes.

[@alastermadpaws]

Alastor in 1929: This is fun to watch *Alastor in 2020: OH WOW THIS IS FUN TO WATCH*

[@kingjj4116]

Alastor in 2021: i would like to thank the the lord for the gift of 2020 and PRAISE JESUS

[@MrBrick404]

@@kingjj4116 no alastor hates the power of Christianity boi

[@newyork1626]

@@MrBrick404 you are correct

[@newyork1626]

@@MrBrick404 I caused 2020

[@newyork1626]

@@MrBrick404 it made a deal and lost

[@The_Disturber]

I really want Alastor to just be humming this song in a future episode as a refrence!

[@HawkinaBox]

YESSSS MAKE IT CANON!!!

[@zarastardune]

Please I would PAY to see that happen.

[@lildog4918]

HELL yeah

[@alicealison6472]

It's possible Aviv added this song to a play list titled favorites so viv knows it exists and somewhat likes it

[@creation1233]

Need!

[@Mikaelaeve23]

"Enjoy all your toys I will supply you" Angel: toys ay? *radio music stops*

[@Starletdrawing]

Why is this so funny?

[@2024-is-Crazy]

Alastor: 🏃‍♂️💨

[@Mikaelaeve23]

The way the amount if likes on my comment is 69 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@Mikaelaeve23]

@@2024-is-Crazy *sprints away in asexual*

[@Starletdrawing]

@@Ionimation yes, so i know that Angel Dust is a porn star that uses sex toys, and Alastors an ace, so yes

[@cryptkeeper6719]

Alastor: "Remember this song, and I bid you adieu!" Nostalgic me 5 years later: *"Oh, I will."*

[@cheezwhiz1005]

Imma leave some glitter to find in 5 years fr u ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@brody7764]

Imma leave some text to find in 5 years fr u

[@cookiejuice5886]

Imma leave some E’s to find in 5 years fr u E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

[@trashcant6499]

Imma leave a 👁️👄👁️ to find in 5 years fr u

[@cryptkeeper6719]

"Mary on a- Mary on a- Mary on a cross."

[@shorkity69]

Alastor: I'm Alastor. Wanna make a deal? random person: No. Alastor: But I told you my name- random person: *understandable, have a great day*

[@davidkunc6418]

Have a great eternal soul enslavement*

[@sloveniandude9458]

Yeah that woud probably happen right now

[@birthdaycake32]

wait so if alastor tells them his name their soul is his?

[@mindless_jester]

@@birthdaycake32 no they were just making a joke about the lyrics from the song

[@birthdaycake32]

RandomThough ohh mk

[@radberryz]

i remember being OBSESSED with this at age 10. now hazbin hotel is trending on tiktok and it feels so nostalgic to me 😭😭

[@mentallyillfinger]

Congrats at your 13 birthday

[@radberryz]

@@mentallyillfinger i turned 14 this year but thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[@brillianapuspasari6364]

Oh happy birthday to you I'm turning 13 this year and same i use to like it too in fact listen to it all the time *break rule and watch the show at the age 13 instead of 16*

[@luna0_o2010]

Yoooo we same age :00

[@Fizzarolli-m7e]

Facts bro

[@hellosunshinecake9515]

i love how he included Alastors lack of care for other peoples personal space

[@King-Hammurabi]

The irony is that he himself hates being touched

[@miriamrutkowska9903]

@@King-Hammurabi well, that's basically normal for entp mbti type - i can relate XD

[@gordogaming3352]

Damn good point

[@zahirasmith6296]

@Jellopudding Productions it's probably not Charlie

[@EpicCurbsideNoob]

Jellopudding Productions seeing as Charlie was born in hell it probably isn’t charlie

[@lukaslesnjakpelko5087]

Alastor: Enjoy all your toys i will supply Me: *Haha Hotwheels go brrr*

[@greenjoker6014]

haha demonic car go brrr

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Alastor: So kid, I hear you want a complete Amiibo collection. What can I do for you?

[@Mitchell_WerBell_III]

AL: I can literally do basically anything and you asked for a fucking hot wheels? Kid: :(

[@thingamabeb3755]

Haha LEGO go: “AH SHIT IT HURTS THE PAIN OH GOD!!”

[@Grag235]

Haha omnitrix go OH DEAR LORD, ITS SO PAINFUL. WHY IS THIS A THING

[@dumbsdubs_7736]

"I'm your first last resort" Me: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!

[@StarSlayyer]

SUFFICATION NO BREATHING DON'T GIVE A F** IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

[@dumbsdubs_7736]

@@StarSlayyer Do you even care if I die bleeding? Would it be wrong?, would it be right? If I took my life tonight

[@anotherone8941]

@@dumbsdubs_7736 Chances are that I might Mutilation outta sight And I'm contemplating suicide

[@nathanbizzle8749]

My last resort is my mom....plz help

[@Nobody98928]

Sam actually explained the entirety of Husk and Nifty’s lore 3 years before the show came out and none of us noticed

[@bored4331]

What's nifty's lore ?

[@Nobody98928]

I’m pretty sure alastor just liked her and tricked her into making a deal

[@ThisUserDoesNotExist69]

Sam probably was told by Vivzie during the making of the show bc he made the ost

[@starman2334]

@@Nobody98928 we dont know if he owns her soul. He just views her as a joke

[@Nobody98928]

@@starman2334 we don’t know for sure but I just assumed because he was able to summon her in the pilot. She also doesn’t seem to be very independent from Alastor. I could be wrong though.

[@dogmoment7445]

*”Why do people do anything?”* *”Out of sheer absolute boredom!”*

[@dogmoment7445]

@@ashidraws2621 Thanks for reminding me

[@Marc-uh3tz]

Thank you Dino Jesus, very cool

[@dogmoment7445]

@@Marc-uh3tz *🙏 D O R I M E🙏*

[@hi-yd2lz]

me when i take a poop

[@turtlespeedrunner]

My man is spitting facts

[@PhenylSSBU]

Dad: are you winning son Son: yeah, but I lost my soul

[@davisdf3064]

I see this as an absolute win!

[@hoonter1]

o s h i t

[@Landmassorussia]

Worth it

[@azku4180]

**Get Dunked On.*

[@templarhayward4054]

Hell yeah gamers get it hell yeah

[@Cynocide]

Alastor : “Play your cards wrong and I will see you soon!” Husk : *”well shit...”*

[@teresadelcarmengodoividal135]

.-.DX

[@supertelleon2261]

thats why hes in hazbin hotel

[@zo666]

*Well shit indeed Husker!*

[@Sugary_Spider]

Y e s This is basically how Alastor meet niffy and husk-

[@DarkwaddledeeGaming]

the play your cards part played as soon as I read this comment

[@rainy-sel]

i love the accidental foreshadowing of what alastor does to husk. "when you gamble souls the house will always win"

[@Nobody98928]

The writer of this song made songs for the actual show so might have already known.

[@worldyea]

Comments: *People actually talking about the video * Live chat: *danganronpa*

[@dency6640]

true

[@nsfw_bread]

And CHEEGG

[@romaingarnier3142]

@@nsfw_bread Now CHEGG IS LOVE CHEGG IS LIFE

[@roxyroja]

Now it's chegg doesn't hate fnaf or chegg x fnaf lol

[@bread8926]

Bread

[@hush6149]

The Living Tombstone: Takes a year’s break The Living Tombstone (1 year later): Have a song.. Have another one! Another one, ANOTHER ONE! Oᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ

[@Maepull]

Juuuussstt ONE song!

[@killzone1401]

He didn’t take a break, he was working on a game.

[@littlesounder1932]

@@killzone1401 Oh! Cool, what game is it? I never realized he was working on a game.

[@killzone1401]

Ivy Slater it’s called in sound mind, i think he made the music for the game.

[@TheHimothy1]

Well I love these songs so its good they made them

[@GugaVilaini]

Wanna play a game? Victms: No Alastor: My name is Alastor Victms: Shit, now I NEED to play

[@miauyeah7169]

a shit here we go again

[@minshookiestudios3182]

Stolen

[@pardolagames8994]

@@minshookiestudios3182 No one cares

[@killerz1018]

Me: see you in hell Alastor

[@unism_y1362]

min shookie studio's No One Doesn’t Care, Almost Everything Is Stolen, So Shut Up

[@Rainbonana]

It is absolutely crazy that a little fan song got Sam Haft, to be the writer of the actual songs for *BOTH* HellaVerse shows

[@parrato]

i didnt even know that, thats incredible omg

[@partyhardy4942]

Alastor: “I am the nightmare on the.. “ My brain: ..elm street?

[@randompeople6835]

Same

[@wak5240]

Underrated coment

[@alastor1731]

[I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon]

[@littlesounder1932]

@@alastor1731 No you're on elm street now.

[@javatimorballsanimation8790]

sesame

[@EthanAnania]

Vivizepop: I made a song for Alastor. The Living Tombstone: *Well, yes. But actually, no.*

[@GhostSwiss]

Where?

[@memegraveyard9502]

I think he means the song Alastor sung in the pilot

[@dukekemppy5409]

Can we also take a moment to point out just how fucking off putting the song is in every stage. Normal Alastor singing: Creepy friend who has given you a favor. Metal Alastor: That friend when ever you go out to dinner.

[@kittenbolt5399]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@BeeWaifu]

Just now reailzed that the end isn't just the sets being removed. He's dragging the two to hell. That's what you get for playing with a demon.

[@zuiivel5309]

no lol

[@BeeWaifu]

@@zuiivel5309 yes rofl

[@bruhdosky8073]

They maybe even had a chance for heaven

[@Nikki_DZN]

@@BeeWaifu n

[@bluethunderbolt9631]

@@bruhdosky8073 You need a soul to get to Heaven, and demons are known for bargaining in souls.

[@The_purple_dude546]

I like how Alastor mentioned about husk with mentioning gambling souls

[@Ħeavenź]

The fun part is the creator didn’t know that yet but this song aged like fine wine

[@Nobody98928]

@@ĦeavenźThe song was written by Sam Haft who played a big role in the shows creation so I wouldn’t be surprised if he knew about husks lore before anyone else

[@starman2334]

alastor himself is gambling for souls all overlords are so yeah lol

[@akitkat-1225]

Another detail is that during the rock music segment Alastor looks like a puppet, and we now know he's on a leash.

[@maxwellevermore2752]

"when you gamble souls, The house always wins" Jotaro: Tell that to D'arby

[@skittlesraindrop9014]

R-rRRRRRRRR-RRRRAISE?!

[@irlleonkennedy8755]

Darby when listening to that line: 👁👄👁 so that was a fucking lie

[@literallymaciek3688]

you mean: Barbie?

[@eionalexanderapigo9491]

iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?

[@nicolasnicholls626]

Is that a jojo reference

[@crypticcorgi8280]

*Alastor:* _"It's almost like your flirting"_ *Angel Dust:* _"Am I a Joke to you!?"_

[@Persun_McPersonson]

"mmMaybe :)"

[@ms.potatohead6426]

@@Persun_McPersonson he would-

[@WTHDOIPUTHEREBRO]

Yes

[@loganhranicky7121]

@@Persun_McPersonson wh-

[@hipnotiziss]

JAJAJAJAJAJA yes angel, stupid

[@thatonelemon3411]

“The world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment”-Alastor

[@harrymerrifield7244]

-shakespeare

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

That IS true, the world is entertaining~

[@abieskyevalin1191]

@@harrymerrifield7244 Shakespeare said that the actors are the people not the world of entertaiment thing

[@harrymerrifield7244]

@@abieskyevalin1191 ah shit, still not an original line though,

[@harrymerrifield7244]

@@abieskyevalin1191 from a song

[@alexguzmanasmrdeloquesea2141]

Anyone in 2024? This was what we had back in 2020 when only addict and inside every demon there is a rainbow 🥹 (nostalgic)

[@Orangutansrcool925]

the og cast will never be forgotten

[@SomeLameGuyOnYouTube]

INSIDE OF EVERY DEMON IS A LOST CAUUUSEEE

[@whymypeppers]

Everyone forgets Chasing Rainbows and that one alastor song from the pilot

[@alexguzmanasmrdeloquesea2141]

@@whymypeppers the alastor reprise of “inside of every demon is a rainbow” honestly I always forget of the opening song😅

[@PierreHW]

Yo

[@stsonyas]

The Living Tombstone literally has every fandom song oml

[@009SDJ]

You already know

[@elianyalcantara8251]

What about Miraculous tales of Lady Bug and cat noir?(｡•́︿•̀｡)

[@paravalent7974]

@@elianyalcantara8251 *cough* gacha *cough* lol

[@elianyalcantara8251]

@@paravalent7974 i'm just part of the Miraculous fandom (^～^;)ゞ lol

[@sundaynpc]

@@elianyalcantara8251 I watch Miraculous and I think it's good but I don't think it's worth a song honestly.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

There are 2 types of people: 1. The live chat. 2. The comment section.

[@strikurr7861]

I said "the man behind the slaughter" and that chat was nothing but a slog of memes for like an hour after

[@Momo_Games_Youtube]

Live chat is always filled with degenerates that read nothing but their own comments. At least people read other comments in the comment section 🤷‍♂️

[@etefhardy3476]

Im number 2 cuz i never catch the live one while actually signed into my account TwT

[@funkyskee]

*SNEGG*

[@braydenandersson8049]

The funny thing is it’s so true 😂😂

[@alastor6806]

"The world is a stage! And the stage is a world of entertainment."

[@ilikeketchups2817]

" *did i mention that you cursed?* "

[@WispGirl]

I replied to break this reply chain before it happened because haha I go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@Zeed-of-weeds]

Oh hell no the radio demon himself is here

[@medowodem3991]

Wanna be.

[@AwholePieMadeForYou]

Father why do you ignore me

[@Mewigntilinkc]

YO ERA SEGUIDOR DE LA GRASA 🗣️‼️🔥

[@Krmeet]

EN EL GRUPO HORNEABA UNOS MO-MOS

[@awesomebot51]

If he found 1929 amusing, he would be having the time of his life right now

[@kyleag86]

Yep

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

Yeah.

[@willowflower1619]

Yep

[@anonsforker8629]

*so many orphans*

[@ajzephyros7454]

Truth

[@marysunshine2311]

Comments: I don't like this song. It doesn't suit Alastor Vivzi: **screaming on Twitter about how this song is amazing**

[@fexarii]

Vivzi has a good taste of music 👌

[@thekiliogroup8700]

Agreed

[@WyxienTheFox]

People have a weird vision of the fanon Alastor, not the canon Alastor. It's sad how toxic the fandom is starting to become, despite how young it is.

[@Velvet_yGoodness]

I think it's awesome!

[@chaotixthefox]

@@WyxienTheFox I'm not surprised. Fangirls are some of the most toxic brings on this planet.

[@Cyllycyncynamonroll]

Hazbin hotel: not for kids Alastor: NOT EVEN CUSSING ONCE

[@avacadotoast5571]

I imagine that he finds cursing distasteful

[@cainegizzardfanny]

Well everyone else is cussing so its still not for kids

[@isucklol1992]

He doesn't need to.

[@liv6492]

Im pretty sure he swore in one of the official comics if that counts lmao

[@TheAechBomb]

Alastor's classy like that

[@Zombuu]

oh my god the singing melody is so good, the like "the day you die!' sounds amazing

[@obtv5088]

Everyone: Alastor is my favourite character! Me: Who is this jolly, demon fellow?

[@lisaschaefer4884]

Bruh same what is this and where can I watch this

[@Random_Nobody]

Lisa Schaefer Alastor is from Hazbin Hotel, you can watch the pilot on youtube currently.

[@Mignator]

Me too

[@obtv5088]

I watched the pilot and I still don't get who those two people he made a deal with in this video are supposed to be... Unless I'm missing something 🤔 Anyway, after watching the pilot I can say it was fun and just up my alley, lmao. The style is really unique!

[@obtv5088]

@@WERIDDEX Makes sense, thought it was lore related or something, thanks 👍

[@tyrantqiu5440]

I love the fact that every song tlt is releasing feels like an event

[@thatonequeen5451]

What do you mean? It IS an event

[@naroxa_yes.4762]

Ik!!!

[@DIRTkat_ofc]

You telling me they are not?

[@deliciousdough81]

Yea!

[@emory7676]

Especially in quarantine

[@monkeybuisness1825]

Alastor: "You only live once" William Afton: *evil chuckle*

[@calciumperegrinusofthesala4024]

William realising that his punishment is to be tormented by the very things he created eternally '__'

[@theeastside7369]

@@calciumperegrinusofthesala4024 and who the fuck is glitchtrap then??

[@brainstorm006]

@@theeastside7369 Dude, the game is messed up now. Glitchtrap, Vanny, Rockstar animatronics, I don't even know where Fnaf is going

[@theeastside7369]

@@brainstorm006 i think that William somehow escaped that hell,turned inmortal,and now is having fun??

[@maxfieldjoyner5244]

@@brainstorm006 I’ve never played the games or read the books, I’m just keeping track with Game Theory.

[@lolscience1979]

This song hits harder after we found out that Husk literally gambled his soul away to Alastor

[@TraumaSandwich]

.... “Well I’m starved who wants some jambalaya?!”

[@SuchSweetChaos]

I LITERALLY STARTED MAKING REFERENCES AFTER THIS VID BUT THIS IS GOLD

[@kodykhaliq1451]

My mother had a great recipie for jambalaya, in fact it almost killed her! The kick was straight out of hell! Wo- ho! I'm on a roll!!!

[@der_saftmon]

@@kodykhaliq1451 My mother one showed me an wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In Fact, IT NEARLY KILLED HER! YOU CAN SAY IT KICKED HER RIGHT OUT OF HELL! OHOHOH, I'M ON A ROLL!

[@kodykhaliq1451]

@@der_saftmon well that's better...

[@yoshikagekira7714]

Sound great to me

[@Raven_Redacted]

Everybody gangsta till the strawberry pimp takes your soul

[@kotroa9881]

Haha!

[@chickenstripes8558]

B r u h

[@kailovesdaemobois1571]

that sounds like fun tho idc

[@arrowslinger-xn3lf]

He looks like a strawberry pen!

[@artperson169]

* W H E E Z E *

[@RiatsuNoYomi]

Change my mind: *2020 is Alastor's Edgy Drama Show*

[@spacetechempire510]

Won’t put it past him

[@cursedxp6088]

His co producer is god

[@V0idedOut-E33]

More like Ringleader Alastor's Circus of Wonderful Insanity

[@randominternetstranger1176]

gru

[@clayxros576]

"HAHAHA aaaaaah. So many orphans."

[@Zelda-jb4gj]

I personally love that he used silhouette animation..

[@FuckTheYoutubeUsernameChange]

How Alastor is presented in the show: *Terrifying, powerful demon* How Alastor is seen by the fans: *Deer boi*

[@DelRae]

Alaster is like the biggest sinner that revels in dragging people down with him and people tend to forget that..

[@jordanboyd5587]

People tend to look at Alastor as classy cuddly boy, and not as a truly evil character.

[@willtheshyguy]

*ahem* (places sexy in between deer and boi) there we go.

[@lowercasecolour]

wait...A DEER? omg im so stupid,how did i never noticed his little horns

[@QueenVoodo0]

Jordan Boyd I mean... a lot of people are into that

[@hibiscus_utube]

Can't wait to see how many people end up thinking this is canon and that the two people are Husk and Nifty

[@ysalis5500]

It's already happening

[@faresalsayed9005]

Josuke Higashikata The legitimately already happened I saw a comment saying that exact thin

[@oh7mak]

I'd say he probably does have a deal with nitfy, which is why he summoned her without providing her anything in return, while Husk's deal was simple, work at the hotel for cheap booze.

[@sammi9043]

now that i think abt it-

[@waminations]

I thought that was supposed to be adam and eve honestly loll Edit: I KNOW IT ISN'T ACTUALLY THEM BUT THAT WAS MY FIRST THOUGHT 🤣🤣

[@cheezcake252]

Everyone: That dont sound like alastor wtf Me who forgot to rewatch hazbin: yep thats alastor

[@leaf2522]

Ok but the song it's still a pretty poggers song

[@tidalrushh]

i thought it was the real actor lol

[@MeltingMellons]

It’s close enough

[@NanaOfTheMonsters]

I tried to compare, and I think it sounds pretty close. Maybe it's the lack of static-iness to his voice in this song that he usually has in the show.

[@bastik.3011]

@@NanaOfTheMonsters which he only has because its makes him more intimidating, he can talk normally as far as i know

[@MarcyVA]

“It’s almost like your flirting” *OH ASHLEY*

[@spazman7735]

AALLLLLLLL

[@bumblebee622]

HAH classic angel

[@torda1235]

OH, ALASTOR

[@torda1235]

WELCOME TO HAZBIN HOTEL ,WELCOME TO AL

[@newyork1626]

@@torda1235 WELCOME TO YOUR LAST DAY OF FREEDOM

[@TheLastSinner]

Alastor joins I.M.P: Alastor: exits the targets house. Blitzø: "What did you do in there?" Alastor: "Just made a small deal." Blitzø: "You do realize we need to kill them, right?" Alastor: "Oh, I know that full well. Feel free..."

[@whymypeppers]

genius

[@Bibblz_B]

I am late for this but Holy crap this really suits Alastor's whole Radio and Demonic vibe, I don't see why some don't like it

[@davisdf3064]

Maybe because some people don't like that he doesn't sound e x a c t l y like HazbinHotel Alastor -even tho it's really hard to sound like Ed Bosco-

[@cobysaurus1097]

@@davisdf3064 I actually think it sounds the same

[@davisdf3064]

@@cobysaurus1097 Same to me, but some people don't, i dunno ¯\_(' '/ )_/¯

[@kriss3401]

Looks too much like something they would do years ago with fnaf, doesn't suit hazbin hôtel style at all in my opinion

[@metald.e.v422]

@@kriss3401 idk fnaf is right for this more of a different game it would suit maybe cuphead but not fnaf no offence

[@amandichuowo9830]

The comments : STOP SAYING THIS DOESN’T FIT ALASTOR- Me : *TRYING TO FIND COMMENTS THAT SAY THAT*

[@spinalspiral9901]

[darling in the franxx reference goes here]

[@giovanninaselli8294]

True story!

[@amandichuowo9830]

Chimkin Nugglet okie c:

[@blacklight9402]

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

[@gu.m1449]

I found one oml-

[@vforvendetta4382]

Alastor: you’re tired of feeling awful small Me: “looks down” Me: Yeah

[@Manofthemusics]

I just choked on my tea, unlike your girl.

[@riskyumbrella4874]

Damn😂

[@riskyumbrella4874]

@@Manofthemusics DAMN🤣

[@vforvendetta4382]

@@Manofthemusics why you so green, why you gotta do me like me that.

[@Manofthemusics]

@@vforvendetta4382 I saw an opportunity and went for it! I’m sorry but that was too funny to pass up

[@quinterquintet2779]

Alastor: “I got a game I wanna show you” Me: “Uh…no thanks…” Alastor: “So you give Mr.-“ Me: Don’t say it-“ Alastor: “ALASTOR a call-“ Me: “Ah, Sh*t.”

[@heathslayer6281]

It's amazing how The Living Tombstone goes and makes an amazing song based on a comic and about 15 minutes of screentime of a character that we pretty much know nothing about so far.

[@snakeguy8646]

Tbh gives vibes of the old fnaf music vid they made way back when, complete bop that’ll be timeless even if the original source material becomes cringe

[@snakeguy8646]

@@madbeast8185 ?

[@redpanda6497]

@@madbeast8185 Let me guess, you're a 9 years old who think it's funny.

[@squishytoyfish]

Isn’t it obvious? The Living Tombstone is an Alastor fangirl duh 🙄

[@nadeembhutta4233]

** ahem ahem **

[@voicebox4594]

This is an electro swing version of poor unfortunate souls

[@nerfshooter4216]

Alastor likes Electro Swing Canonically

[@IcyDiamond]

More like an electro swing version of Friends On The Other Side

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

ikr, lol

[@cosmic-radio2294]

@@IcyDiamond honestly that fits so much better-

[@zynthyx]

Sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say 'Electro Swing' is the dance from Fortnite, since that was my favorite emote in the game back when I used to play it.

[@oxitape1563]

Hazbin Hotel fans: Hazbin Hotel needs more exposure. TLT: Now this looks like a job for me!

[@brentbottoms2876]

I was gonna make a joke mixing mom's spaghetti and hh but im not that smart

[@thecaptainslog9581]

I hate saying this but to a German, HH fans doesn't sound very friendly

[@PastelliFox]

The captain's log theres some toxic people you just need to find the good crowd in the fandom.

[@thecaptainslog9581]

@@PastelliFox I don't have a problem with this guy, just calling it HH sounds like you know, heil h***er, which is why I'm kinda cringing at that and also why I said HH fans sounds bad...

[@darealsooski]

I understand it but my mind doesn't personally jump straight to Heil Hitler at the acronym HH- idk tho I guess it just depends person to person

[@noeliadalbert2728]

Yo era seguidor de la grasa 🗣️💥‼️💥🗣️💥‼️💥🗣️💥‼️💥🗣️🗣️💥🗣️‼️💥🗣️🗣️💥🗣️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥🗣️

[@Terreneitor887]

En el grupo horneaban unos mo-mos 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@noeliadalbert2728]

@@Terreneitor887 una tarde, sin avisar, me dieron ban 🗣️‼️🗣️💥🗣️🗣️‼️💥🗣️💥🗣️‼️🗣️💥🗣️‼️🗣️

[@Terreneitor887]

@@noeliadalbert2728 Todo por fantasmon

[@neuviIlette]

2:11 I love how he says "When you gamble souls the house will always win", it sounds like he's mocking Husk even though this was made long before the actual show lol

[@Ramsey276one]

The songwriter works in the show...

[@neuviIlette]

@@Ramsey276one yeah, he was hired after this song released to the public

[@Alexzy39]

you think 3 years ago they already thought of that? @@Ramsey276one

[@turtletail5806]

@@Ramsey276one you reallly think that they would have a whole story planned ready to be released? because they did the piolt to see if people liked it and lots of changes can happen so we don't know if any of the story was planned anyway

[@Ramsey276one]

@@turtletail5806 knowing what they planned and what they didn't will depend on their honesty when asked about it. XD

[@TheMC1102]

Why I haven't been that entertained since the Stock Market Crash of 1929. What performance!

[@dualswords3303]

Soo many orphans..

[@hithere9941]

yesss

[@closy1238]

@@dualswords3303 sends like Techcnoblades perfect time period

[@danger846]

@@closy1238 he's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

[@specterr3177]

Yes bro you got a point

[@HawkinaBox]

"If I tell you my name, you have to play too." Beetlejuice vibes.

[@apparentlybird_2661]

I didnt think of that

[@makingwithmia2570]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beet-

[@Kaylee-Bear]

BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE! BETELGEUSE!! Sorry I'm also a person of culture lol

[@thereprehensible435]

Demon vibes, really. Usually not an issue for lesser demons, but greater and arch demons usually had to give up their names to gain power beyond their means... And to give up your name leaves you a slave to any that know of it and speak it with commanding tone.

[@Napalm_Candy]

At least I'm not the only one who made that comparison! LOL!

[@JoshuaACC]

YO ERA SEGUIDOR DE LA GRASA 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥

[@DrzackTheGamer]

“How do you survive” hit the most out of all the song. The tone and how he asked seemed just like alastor

[@lexsamreeth8724]

It's almost like he doesn't understand how people can be happy when they're not utterly debasing themselves

[@_reveriexgacha_7257]

I read this comment right when he said that

[@SubAndDuck]

Why is your name so cool for some reason

[@Miku_Miku_BEAMMMMMM]

@@lexsamreeth8724Yeah! That’s how it feels.

[@squishytoyfish]

Song: about Alastor manipulating people for their souls Me vibing to the music: 🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🐬🐋🐬🐋🐬🐋🐬🐋

[@St0nerLaw]

Mood

[@starlight907]

AGGRESSIVE TWERKING

[@someorangecat5142]

PFFFT-

[@greatwavefan397]

Devil to the Cuphead Brothers:

[@luca_sanyt1028]

ITS THE SHARKS- *WHEEZE*

[@thevagabond1314]

Can we just appreciate the fact that a web toon with only a pilot has a fan base the size of a long running show?

[@tubboat2269]

Im famous schnockums~ no one could have enough of me~

[@M0mazosMissy]

That game with crappy assets about a math proffessor: *First time?*

[@selbor19]

it doesnt take much

[@nicobandicoot]

@Supreme Person heres hopping, fingers crossed

[@selbor19]

my only wish is amazing magic beans like hazbin hotel had the backing to make it go beyond a pilot, like infinity train for example. backing like how crunchyroll turned Tower of God and Highschool God from webtoonz into actual anime, ToG even has a second season scheduled

[@WillySalami]

"Yo era seguidor de la grasa..."

[@x5_shadow837]

"When you gamble souls the house will always win" Jotaro: Are you sure about that?

[@that1guy66]

Yare yare daze

[@satoshi1435]

*ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora*

[@magiofc991]

hm yes this seems funny, take this funny comment award 👍

[@clownman2594]

The comedian is here guys : - ) That was so funny it gets a comedy participation award, congratulations on trying to be funny! :

[@kros5983]

Kaiji: "y e s"

[@extraterrestrialcontent]

Alastor: Wanna play a game? Victim: No Alastor: My name is Alastor Victim: Shit now I have to play

[@witheredfoxy3307]

Lol

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

Funny 😐

[@nikofox8513]

@@WhatIsMyLif3 M

[@Azimuth-07]

Meme, approved!

[@cadevaangela2095]

@@WhatIsMyLif3 ok mr funny, you tell a joke then 😐

[@bonniereed2158]

"it's almost like you're flirting" Panicking Ashley: F-Flirting w-where

[@broketohru224]

LMAO

[@flame57.99]

LOL

[@josefbadura5332]

Who the hell is Ashley?

[@snackeater4990]

Who’s Ashley?

[@artria.melody]

@@josefbadura5332 she's one of the clean-up artists for Hazbin Hotel and (I think) Helluva Boss. The comment is a reference to her clean-up streams, like, before the Hazbin Hotel Pilot was released

[@dobremarian1234]

"The devil always comes at you with open arms" -a wise person

[@Kepler_452b]

All this sounds like is: hippity hoppety your souls are my property.

[@tangyhyperspace2217]

That's it, that's the song

[@furythemadman]

Asgore dreemurr wants to know your location

[@adrianascarvalho]

Hi

[@THEDomin8or2010]

I’m gonna go to hell just so I can ask him to do a live version of this

[@furythemadman]

@LykanSpeed oh, no! You will not die in hell, lord, no! Ahahah! *if you are in hell means you already died*

[@littleblueclovers]

I love how Hazbin hotel only has one pilot episode and it’s already got its own song

[@giggle._.fart1]

BRUH IT HAS A WHOLE FANDOM

[@Clown_eating_fruity_pebbles]

BRUH it's been a thing for years

[@carlosr740]

The plot already has like two songs already why we need another one

[@KingVoid27]

and a whole fandom too

[@Clown_eating_fruity_pebbles]

@@KingVoid27 yeah, it's been a thing for a long ass time now :/

[@jimmyisjumbo7887]

“I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment, only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure.” -Alastor

[@gerogegerog5926]

Alastor does something creepy or evil Alastor:well I’m starved

[@WeeGail6]

*Want to *he's dapper as pHuCkK*

[@alastorhazbin8577]

Aha! Quote me! That’s what J say every time I see an orphanage!

[@alastorhazbin8577]

WeeGail6 Indeed I am!

[@sashashadowhive6128]

@@alastorhazbin8577 "Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha soooo many orphans~"

[@Gwegthe1st]

Hello when this might be even more nostalgic

[@CallMeToasted08]

You know what would make listening to this song better? *jambalaya*

[@multi.fandom.9777]

yes-😌

[@pipistrada2432]

This deserves more likes

[@symbiotic111]

*_M Y M O T H E R_*

[@BATJOK3S]

Why did this make me laugh- take my like

[@jonathanluzgonzalez7510]

YES

[@kfshaolinrma]

the living tombstone : hazbin hotel live chat : DANGARONPA

[@cutyheart102]

11037

[@keirannuke6553]

@@cutyheart102 11037

[@zizzy8717]

@@keirannuke6553 11037

[@juanalarconbv5350]

Live chat: E

[@yeeyee550]

Zizzy 11037

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

"when you gamble souls the house will always win" literally Husk's backstory

[@spaghtti]

Except that Husk was the house (i think al challenged him instead of the other way around)

[@Koroth0]

@@spaghttihusk went to alastor when he made some bad decisions and decided to double down

[@Envixy298]

@@Koroth0correct

[@GavinZBeatsglazer]

Yeah

[@aguyontheinternet8348]

i literally just watched a short and it had this song, i heard these lyrics and came straight to this places comment section

[@copper-dragons]

I like how Alastor sounds so confused when he said "it's almost like you're flirting," since he is ace

[@nightterror1023]

alastor: ILL SEE YOU SOON IN HELL me: he saw my search history

[@ultimadragonlord6764]

Same tho

[@thatoneguyproductions269ye9]

My search history is worse than urs....... don’t ask how I know but I KNOW my search history is much much worse

[@sol-stice]

@@thatoneguyproductions269ye9 so can i ask what did u search? :d

[@thatoneguyproductions269ye9]

Morgz

[@sol-stice]

ok thats cursed

[@ricardodanielschropp7580]

Fun fact : Sam Haft (Alastor's voice in this song) he also composed and wrote the song "you will be ok" of Helluva Boss

[@alliest4r]

wait really?!-

[@Titi-eo1ji]

XD

[@webito55]

This just make this man even better for me, is just amazing :D Chales, no sé si siquiera lo escribí bien :v

[@Victoria-tt3gv]

@@webito55 lo escribiste bien :3

[@webito55]

@@Victoria-tt3gv Gracias por deshacerte de mi ansiedad :v

[@axtondragunov1784]

I dont understand why people are saying this doesnt fit Alastor he is a dealmaker even in the pilot episode that he likes to make deals while he may not be able to be summoned but he seems the kind of guy to find sadistic entertainment in watching people and double crossing them for thier souls

[@JedKni]

Some don’t want to learn and just get likes and comments to look popular

[@tiramocha5187]

It's just that the Chorus is too "Five Nights at Freddy's". The rest perfectly fit him, I believe.

[@alicedescartes]

@@tiramocha5187 That is EXACTLY what went through my head. When it just shows his face during the chorus, the lyrics and voice remind me so much of FNAF it just makes me unable to take it seriously, or think it's good. The rest of the song though? Mostly amazing, with just a few rhymes of questionable quality.

[@cookiejuice5886]

Everyone says this But I see no comments saying this doesn’t fit him

[@A1phaz0ne]

"while he may not be able to be summoned" Is that even true though? Alastor seems like someone who would humor being 'summoned' if he thought it'd lead to an entertaining situation for him.

[@andewfusthe3rd]

"Did I mention that you're curs-ed" is such a hard line XD like OOPS was that in the fine print? Sucks to be you

[@bluewolfgames7109]

Me:*Forgets about The Living Tombstone* The Living Tombstone: Hello there again please take a seat

[@KingTylex]

This is literally Mood for Me

[@ebenon3099]

Same here

[@JuneArtCraft19]

Haha, I relate 🤣🤣👍👍

[@ryll.7882]

Ikr I've been here since the FNAF song... good times 😌

[@unfunnyhere4990]

im the 666th like oh god-

[@themrmcnuggett2529]

So I'm guessing that this is about alaster tricking living people into deals where he gives them riches and love but in exchange they become his slave in hell when they die. This would explain all those black spirits he controls to do many tasks in the show.(Taking down serpentious' ship is a good example)

[@h.t.awesome3822]

If this dude got a hold of Stolas’s grimoire from Helluva Boss, he could access the living world and do whatever he wants. Just imagine all the deaths caused by the power he possesses...

[@kriegsmarinebismarck7122]

@@h.t.awesome3822 definitely one of the most powerful demons in the show, if not then the most powerful

[@leelakedin4220]

I mean, they're all in hell, and probably in the same universe, so.. That COULD happen. Who knows.

[@victorcornejo6996]

Actually Alastor doesn’t care about power...he only cares of seeing and causing misery...but he is just watching until Charlie is ready to make a deal

[@leelakedin4220]

Well, if he ever wanted power, that means he could cause more misery. All the misery he wanted.

[@declicitous1763]

Vaggie: "I know your game!" Alastor: "Oh so you've heard this song already?"

[@a.k.a.justdreamcatcher8750]

💀

[@MR_GAMERSZ35]

69 funny number

[@ROADKILLTHEGREAT]

@@MR_GAMERSZ35 NO! GOD FUCK NO!

[@Britishmapper6436]

@@MR_GAMERSZ35 NO

[@endergolem9977]

It would be hilarious if this was an actual moment in Hazbin Hotel

[@unubolddemberelbayar7690]

HOW AM I FINDING THIS NOW I liked how Alastor was in the pilot and loved him in the main series because of how he can easily be hated but also still likable, and this song is the perfect representation of him: A cunning, manipulative deal maker who is bored and sends people to a sinful life just so he can enslave their souls

[@MisterScream-96W]

Ikr. It's obvious that he will be one of the final villains of the show. If he tricks Charlie into setting him free, who knows what can happen.

[@littleslimedude123]

At this point, there are more people complaining about people complaining than actual complainers.

[@epidemicrage4337]

its the fnaf 4 song's comments section all over again

[@toastietime606]

XD

[@thefanboy3285]

Isn't your comment now a comment that complains about comments that complain about comments that complain about the song?

[@ericdillingham7591]

@@thefanboy3285 Isn't your comment a complain about complaining about complaining about complaining this doesn't fit Alastor?

[@thefanboy3285]

@@ericdillingham7591 Nope. My comment was an observation on how the original post may be a comment about complaining about comments complaining about comments complaining that the song doesn't fit Alastor. That's why I used " Isn't ... now ... ?"

[@deadkatherine6942]

Honestly I can imagine an episode in which Alastor frowns. It would be terrifying.

[@S4G3-C0R3]

Same...

[@davisdf3064]

When he stop smiling, you know you're screwed

[@ksaf1227]

*everybody gangsta till Alastor starts frowning*

[@oscarespinoza1404]

I feel like he would say something like this ...Alastor voice"look what you did you made me frown "and that he would kill who made him frown :) .

[@foxlyticalxd2562]

X‿X

[@joyhennessey4229]

Me: vibing Alastor: telling me how he'll steal my soul in a song Me: still vibing

[@justsomerandomcringefurry]

He doesn’t need to steal mine he can have it for free

[@quinceisunactive]

*vibes*

[@SoraGXC]

GF from fnf be like

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol, same

[@Preston_Garvy]

Me having no soul .-.

[@geregamers08]

No puedo tomarme enserio esta canción despues de la parodia de la grasa xD

[@gearhooves5996]

Humanity: "why do you do this to us?" Alastor: "sheer Absolute Boredom"

[@wacky_rat]

Facts

[@hollowboi4195]

And you know what happens when I’m lonely blitzy when I’m lonely I get hungry and when I’m hungry

[@jaden8923]

sheer heart attack

[@ishychin4271]

No plz no

[@demongirlxox5857]

Andy Reinsel no please no

[@LooneyNuke]

Alastor: *exists* The Living Tombstone: it's free real estate

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

TLT: ~breathes~ Tiktok: *YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE AND YOU'LL BE MINE THE DAY YOU DIE--*

[@Cuenta_EnDecadencia66]

Al menos no ago tiroteo escolar

[@MarcoPolo-py4lv]

Lo siento no hablo humor sin gracia

[@callate]

A qué hora me rio

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

@Pablouh grande pepino

[@jacobbot7844]

If Alastor existed in 2020 he would need a chair and popcorn...

[@MimmickMouse]

He'd be the one making 2020 like it is now.

[@Based182]

Who made that deal with him

[@Noer.]

Bradin Kindell China

[@crybabyuwu3839]

True lmao-

[@PHARA0Hx]

Ikr

[@CraneSawMan]

Uh hey people in a couple of years when this is nostalgic

[@Jebb_bb7]

Yeah

[@anstronomer2438]

Kind of sad that this will be true

[@ryank2780]

I'll see you guys again in a few years then!

[@duxghost3985]

See ya then!

[@neekillstsar4188]

Like in 6 years