The Lobster Song's Maiden Voyage

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The Lobster Song at the Secret Pussy Club's Naughty November Show.
1) It has already been established regularly that GurdyBird can't sing, it is something stated at the beginning of every gig
2) All she knows are bawdy songs
So in "polite company" she uses the Censortron 5000 microphone which converts offensive utterances into various sound waves to cause the least offence, although the same can't be said of all the things left behind, the gestures, the actions, the dance, the...well, watch at your peril, cupcake!
Emceed by Titi von Tranz and co starring Pushay Velour
Filmed by Photos by Paul at The Secret Pussy Club nights at The Melting Pot Cafe Cornwall
With many thanks to Steeleye Nic Palmer for teaching me filthy songs and who will sing on the official released version.
Intro "Cornish Sailors Hornpipe"
Filmed by Paul Betowski