The Make-A-Baby Board Game: Biogenics

You think they can't catch you anymore off guard then BOOM, toilet tolls, BOOM, make a baby, BOOM, Genital Herpes. I haven't been this repeatedly surprised since Group Therapy.
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Closing song: Everybody Votes Channel - Wii Menu
Science Rules - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

[@beyondobscure]

i hate when i roll six ones in a row and instantly die

[@uselessDM]

Just like real life. Happened to a mate of mine, turned out real ugly I tell ya.

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Happened to my buddy Eric

[@runeanonymous9760]

I mean, DnD does that too, it just has lower odds on account of having dice with more sides

[@StormChaserJuan]

i call this one "the nikocado roll"

[@BongoTurtles]

Despite being one of the most devastating viral diseases to infect a body, all of the "waste" generated by AIDS is removed by one productive trip to the bathroom (just don't get the trivia question wrong). Great vid, thanks for covering this!

[@kamsandwich]

Thank you! Couldn't have done it without you!

[@MrSkerpentine]

Guess that explains how we lost Freddie Mercury, he didn’t get a question about Galileo

[@dov8905]

"you can be too stupid to poop and it can get you killed" sloths be like:

[@henrybierman8431]

Sheep as well

[@Materialist39]

You win by not dying and reproducing. A bad series of rolls could just straight up kill you / end in game over. For some reason, knowing random trivia can save you from dying. You know, conceptually it’s pretty realistic.

[@StephenParlow]

This feels like a game make by a group of health class teachers

[@uselessDM]

I do enjoy the fact that the artwork looks really professional but the board still looks like someone taped a polaroid to the middle of it.

[@GrumpyIan]

I hate it when I lose a board game and a gun pops out and shoots me.

[@kamsandwich]

That's my favorite mechanic

[@craftypiggy8128]

I ordered the game. It just got here today. I am going to take scans of everything and give them to someone who knows how to make mods for tabletop sim so more people can play it.

[@kamsandwich]

That's awesome! Glad you are helping others get the chance to enjoy it!

[@BongoTurtles]

Best of luck getting through scanning all the cards.... do you think you'll keep the grammar errors and incorrect trivia in the 'final' version? (some of the trivia is questionable, but I'm fairly certain the milk fat question is entirely wrong, and I definitely didn't go through the entirety of each deck)

[@jayveerisdabest7500]

They should sell just the AIDS card so I can put it in my monopoly chance card deck

[@EeveeFromAlmia]

‘And right at the top-‘ ‘AIDS aids please be aids’ ‘Aids!’ ‘YEAH’

[@kamsandwich]

Absolutely stellar development, was not expecting them to go for that at all

[@Ladyjuliet-uv5qt]

Draws the wrong card The game : kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJLRmoahh7GUZ5Y

[@danielchan1668]

AIDS *is* properly thematic to be frank. It could have forced a sacrifice of all antibodies for absolute flavour-based design but would have been a balance nightmare.

[@danielchan1668]

As an undergrad sophomore pharmacology student this looks insane

[@tarotsport1451]

The ieda of a game where you mimic a body and have to stay alive is pretty good but I wish it wasn't mostly luck based like this, and wasn't as weird

[@Stevothehuman]

This feels like a carbon-based life form simulator made by abstract beings for abstract beings.

[@what1fun1v3rs3]

I was thinking dead TCG games could make for another fun side series

[@kamsandwich]

That's why I wanted to do Bible Battles! But I can't find ANY information on it

[@what1fun1v3rs3]

hmm if you want something similar to check out see the TCG Redemption it came out in 1995 and its also a TCG based on the bible and seems to be more accessible to get

[@YelloDello]

First objective: survive.

[@splatter_proto]

Thank you, Flaige!

[@MuyCiertoMafy]

Thanks for the video, great as always! And super thanks to Flaige!

[@xeonkitcat1119]

Loved the food poisoning reference.

[@mrincognito3802]

you deserve way more subs man

[@kamsandwich]

Thank ya!

[@SoraTheHappyEmo]

Your content feeds my university-studies-flattened soul.

[@ollllj]

The punishment for losing at this game is a round of "gay monopoly" The punishment for winning in this game is a round of "game of life"

[@jeatzaxl1862]

Shouldn't the old age space just be an instant game over since you can't priduce a healthy baby?

[@mr.factory2273]

you should try knightmare chess by steve jackson games it’s got a lot of silly stuff

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Ok so, when you lose the game you first LITERALLY DIE and only after that you get removed from the game.

[@warlordofbritannia]

It’s impressive how many board games have been made in poor taste.

[@JuBeeZ106]

I clicked on this thinking it was a board game about genetics. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@cbtillery135]

Someone needs to convert this to a Board Game Simulator map

[@man.actual]

Damn, 61 views? You really fell off.

[@bitterjames]

nah

[@kamsandwich]

Can't have, I never fell on

[@beyondobscure]

it's been 20 minutes

[@bitterjames]

@@kamsandwich ay my man

[@man.actual]

@@kamsandwich damn

[@eoinpeacock6300]

card with a toilet says excretion when it shouldd say egestion, literally unplayable smh

[@YEWCHENGYINMoe]

11h ago