the man in real life

This will be item asylum in 2016
covered up my hand and arms just like in the one-handed video. im really skinny. you will make fun of me if i show you any part of my body. so im never going to do that.
also i just finished the script for the next vid its coming up really soon im just kinda lazing around rn
context:
this is my cat!! well neighborhood cat!! his name is mingming!! for the past year my mom has been giving him shelter inside of our garage. we got him a bed, consistently gave him food and water, and even created a cat flap in the door leading to our backyard!
"keep him in the house" i keep telling my parents that but they tell me that he will claw everything and make the house dirty.. my sister also has a phobia of animals so if we let him in she will never come down to eat dinner ever again

[@BusinessDude-fi1fe]

Rare footage of the man not being a cold-blooded maniac that killed 1592 asylumers

[@DMG140]

:o

[@JoshuaVaj-ny2lp]

Nah that's The Cat

[@improbablyfur]

I once sniped an awp with the man and ended his 38 streak pretty nice kill

[@ErlkingOfTheWildHunt]

@@improbablyfurI have found you once again

[@fatty0001]

maniac?

[@ngungoclong99]

bet he did 22 dmg

[@Poopenfarden]

32 on a leash tho

[@Hw5567fan]

33 👌🏻

[@Isjdjdjdjdj]

Actually is 35 dmg

[@random_internetperson]

Smile soloes cat gotta hav atleast three defense and twenty hp

[@sikkhakanchain7384]

That’s why there’s glove

[@LocalStickmanAnimator]

the man is having a break from his throwing torture

[@le.david.davington.the.fourth]

and being dragged by a leash.

[@Poopenfarden]

​@@le.david.davington.the.fourth and used a grapple on jgn_rocketarena

[@misterbluebanana8191]

Damn, you play IA, too?

[@-cheesent-]

tutorial how to kill combat dummy irl step one: the man if step one doesn't work, use step two: the men

[@ultamatecoolness420]

why

[@RNGMecha]

​@@ultamatecoolness420 cuz I wanna test the damage

[@ultamatecoolness420]

@@RNGMechak

[@MaestraNaeus]

now do a “man on a leash” video

[@pianzeer]

And then after that a The Kapi one

[@GooYT72]

if they do end up doing this, the men on a leash would be crazy

[@CoftKat]

​@@pianzeerand then after that the men

[@antoniopenna8677]

And then kapi the men on the leash ecc​@@CoftKat

[@MothMan-zt3qk]

I want a video on the birch tree

[@skobjr8347]

me petting the man before going to thunderstorm to hunt down the 10 hour burst man

[@su4682]

He wear gloves to avoid physical lemon damage

[@tangerinelizardsstuff2914]

He wears a glove to avoid lethal damage (Everyone knows that the man does 22 damage which is very dangerous for a human with slow regeneration)

[@eliximinatus]

This improved my mood Thank you

[@dataexpunged6023]

That was the man... Now we need the MEN

[@howgamin]

the man is simply chilling

[@junino3386]

Can he kill my sinners for hitting tails at 45 SP

[@Lunaexisting]

*coin flip sound* WHY IS IT TAILS *applies 7 burn to all hit by soup ( why are you using this ego )*

[@TheRealSinclair.]

I miss my family.

[@Topat6]

Limbus company mentioned

[@ErlkingOfTheWildHunt]

@@TheRealSinclair.why hello there.

[@garbich]

​@@TheRealSinclair. Kromer jumpscare:

[@mon-od2lq]

Bro became maxwell💀💀💀💀💀

[@pollitochicken9270]

No wayyy it's the man! the cat is so cute ngl

[@HotACoolGuy]

he bite don’t touch

[@JacobRediron]

i love him

[@legobrick_boi9]

*NEWS HAS STATED,THE SHOPKEEPER DUMMY'S PET,THE MAN,HAS BEEN STOLEN AND TAKEN. AS SEEN IN THE VIDEO,THE MAN IS SHOWN BEING AGGRESSIVELY PETTED AND LOVED. WE STILL DO NOT KNOW WHO THE CULPRIT OF THIS CRIME WAS. IF YOU SEE THE MAN,CALL cool number. POLICE HAS BEEN SENT.*

[@adrianbunda5495]

Man, this is so cute. But oddly is giving me a doglirium… Ps: Delirium. Sorry about that. Totally didn’t just hint a secret boss that’s been in the game for over a year but nobody found for another event between 3 separate games.

[@Hamburger-xk5ds]

The man is begin da man now

[@Mr_sitck]

the man is real🗣️

[@birbddd]

the man on the bed

[@아민초-A.M.C]

The man is real!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@paramuttwannakorn6842]

So I understand now why item asylum is called item asylum (item asylum player are insane I swear)

[@kenjakuthebodystealer]

would be even more perfect if his fur were darker

[@Minos_prime1321]

Now the men

[@O_n.i]

now do the man on a leash in real life

[@StylishHaloz]

truly a man moment

[@Potato10924]

Please clone him over 15 thousand times and make a video of the men in real life

[@fish7107]

Now do *_the men_* on the leash

[@RobloxiaGamer]

where is the man's long lost brother kapi?

[@gingerbear5148]

Now: the man on a leash

[@omnicrete7470]

Why is bro wearing gloves inside the house what psychopath energy is this

[@XxlemurxX]

5 bites and ur a goner and 4 bites with a leash your gone

[@Dawn_thegoofball]

C a t :D Also am ur 1000th sub :]

[@polypoli_]

ur so coool!!

[@Sandwich_Eater09]

nah man is wide and standing in... um n-pose?

[@GuestyLefty]

Ooh an asylum memer Have my sub

[@Rat_portAboi]

He also look like mr. Fresh (i bet you know this cat)

[@The_mooner]

Mr. Fresh but asylum

[@Kayokoka]

giving him a break from all those throwing and shenanigans happening in the asylum 😭

[@nothing-qp1qh]

I LOVE MINGMING

[@vitrus75]

now show the men

[@UndertaleEnjoyerLol]

*The man has dealt 22 cuteness damage to all asylumers*

[@joelthegreat9162]

OMG I HAVE THE MAN TO!🐱🐈

[@bluoperboy]

Why tf did you need a glove to pet the cat 😂😂

[@polypoli_]

im skinny asf youd laugh at me if i revealed my hand

[@anibore]

the kapi when

[@MithicalAnimator]

“Who is it..?”

[@tangerinelizardsstuff2914]

Careful he bites 😨

[@ChicoBrotha2006]

I love cats

[@GooberIaSpecialist]

Ok I get it and all with the mitten and all but- IS THAT MY CAT HOLD ON. MAMA WHERE IS OUR CAT!? "uhh last time I remember he was outside" *realizes* (wait that cat looks a bit in the 30-35 age zone right?)

[@VoidedFigureOfTheMan]

is his name "the man"?

[@Raptorworks]

the man

[@sippasinmueanpreecha]

My hand each finger are 1.5 cent wide, 7.5 cent long also my arm ain't go any wider than 6 cent about other part that im weight lower than 45 kilo, really lighty one for simple explainations im literally walking stick💀

[@user91033]

can i throw it on my neighbors?

[@Otzar987]

awww he so cuet me wanba pet him

[@Snokuuu]

Nice car

[@lanztorralba]

have the same cat except its a female i call it "the woman"

[@DavidLopez-lu4wt]

The man is pet. Instant like

[@mykids9761]

Toss the man into za tc_canyon map NOW!

[@tuantu968]

Do NOT anger him or else… the man may becomes men

[@Mega_King324]

Can i do radgoll combo with it?

[@sadelw3680]

The man unleashed😦

[@Latino20-dm1mx]

Now pet the men

[@nop2997]

Hes so awesome

[@arshadsetioso1722]

Now show the man

[@Duynecca]

Mreowwwwwwww

[@IGotOofed]

ok gud you managed to pat the man. Now pet "the men"

[@IParadox_I]

I wish I could pet it in IA

[@T34-57-s3s]

Mine can fight a dog an win (She fucking went for the throat and the dog fleed)

[@Splatoondavid]

the man is cooked bro im gonna eat bro so fast you won't even know.

[@quesocremoso23]

my life:

[@I_also_needed_a_name_so]

da man is cute

[@Microwave8]

who is it?

[@LocalRedMist]

This video was very educational

[@RAID_R]

She used gloves so that seh won't get damage and be stunned

[@Azurick.]

im very skinny too also i like your gloves

[@Uncertified_m1nos.]

He's real now

[@KingJaceTV]

Wheres the kapi

[@KeepingItIshikawa]

10/10 doorknob, would eat

[@AAAA-id7fk]

woah im the 950th subscriber

[@Amethyst-o4z]

floating rat

[@ErlkingOfTheWildHunt]

Mmmmm catttt

[@on2td]

the real man

[@arericarnau4773]

i love that cat

[@aty433]

Throw him.

[@muhammadadityarachman8395]

That is a massive cat

[@Btem2024]

the thumbnail

[@ab12na1]

dios mio.. la criatura..

[@maryaoussir6993]

cat

[@macncheese_enjoyer20]

WE FOUND WHO HE IS‼️‼️

[@rafabo2012]

te amn!!!

[@ITWASGGGHAHAHAHA]

i have the man on house

[@steveluvscows2490]

Is it him?

[@Visior1and0]

how do you have that much health

[@lettyabrego74]

22 pats

[@Doggo_thatgoodboi]

Wher the men

[@fishjumpscare]

you forgot to throw him!!!

[@tony_ap71]

kitty cat

[@draconlol]

chat is this real

[@someguy8713]

now throw him

[@soupeateryummy]

oh my gah

[@ImNotEnder827]

How did bro survive all that damage

[@anti-furrygaming]

Man