The Man Who Time Travelled 0.2 Seconds

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[@halfasinteresting]

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[@AVeryRandomPerson]

No

[@AVeryRandomPerson]

I want bricks.

[@AVeryRandomPerson]

Get JFK Airport to sponsor your videos.

[@sureeen2160]

B R I C K S

[@sebono68]

Does "ad-free" mean no sponsorship messages as well?

[@gaelbg3639]

I time travelled 10 seconds when he started talking about the sponsor

[@orchidtea12]

Same 😂😂😂

[@shawarma5922]

😂😂😂 so underrated

[@abread9264]

Lmao same

[@ShadowPhenix273]

Lmao 😂

[@interslavia]

lmao

[@ceres568]

Fun fact, he was also the very last soviet citizen ever. He was in space when the Soviet Union fell and when he landed he had to get new identification to become a citizen in his own country

[@aamyushh]

is* The guy isn't fucking dead xD

[@w2ky]

Edit: Looking back at the comment, turns out I’m just a crazy commentator! It didn’t even make sense to me, my own comment. But you guys seemed to understand it and somehow agree. @@aamyushh ok? Are you saying the USSR is still a thing? Because the USSR got disbanded because they didnt have the money to control everything due to how much land they owned. And now it's Russia. Not the USSR.

[@JPA55MOR3]

"Was" is past tense my guy." Is" means he's alive. Common mistake common correction . Points for semantics, points for everyone. I "Was " not gonna comment....but I " is." ;P

[@rareawesomegamer7405]

F6 Xenon Talking about the guy, not the USSR

[@arugula517]

JPA55MOR3 but we are referring to his citizenship so was is the correct choice since he isn’t a soviet anymore

[@pandugidha762]

Fun fact : at the top of the mount everest, a year would be about 15 microseconds shorter than at sea level.

[@PROPLAYEN]

moving underground so I can have longer days brb

[@BlackoutGootraxian]

@@PROPLAYEN imagine moving to the core of the earth and you can have infinitely long days

[@BeeWithSunglasses]

@@BlackoutGootraxian that's not how it works you would still age at the same rate ad its not gonna be infinite at the core.

[@BlackoutGootraxian]

@@BeeWithSunglasses days are still technically infinite

[@BeeWithSunglasses]

@@BlackoutGootraxian only if your standing in the center of earth days are infinite. you are still relevant to your position above the surface and you do not travel slower or faster

[@rafabdc04]

Everybody gangsta till Sergei says the world will end in 0.2 seconds

[@milestone1719]

Hol up.

[@nan_euro]

What the f

[@nanami_akumudeadchannel7115]

*_Wait-_*

[@DanielorDs-1149]

Hol up-

[@TheOnlyBlancy]

*Sir Gay

[@waycnf7229]

why didn't he warn us about 9/11 smh

[@Mistamista69]

Cuz he’s Russian so he wanted it to happen

[@confus.d]

Ay blyat

[@canwereachsubwithoutanyv-yd1fs]

*Russian theme*

[@WhatTheMinecraft]

@@Mistamista69angry wide putin

[@fisho.o5800]

E

[@gpearce555]

My PC time travels 30 days in the past whenever a free trial runs out.

[@HY-ti4bh]

Winzip also breaks time because the free trial lasts for infinity

[@gagecreekmore1202]

Wait bro

[@cmcgamez]

underrated comment

[@vikyathshetty9770]

Looooop🌝

[@kaidancallear6773]

I'm ur 1000th like

[@amethyst4578]

Scientists: We want to invent time travel so we can see what it was like in the past! This guy: 0.2 seconds. Take it or leave it.

[@blodify7106]

You mean future and not past

[@shaunsuper4485]

I timetraveller 5 days and some hours into the future

[@sylvy16]

@@blodify7106 i think they meant past. we can learn a lot by looking into the past

[@dragskcinnay3184]

except... you can't go back to the past. Relativity tells us that time moves at a different rate depending on stuff like gravitational force and speed (relative to that of light), which basically means we can go to the future at different "speeds" (with extra big quotation marks), but you can't go back. At least not according to any of the laws we currently use to describe stuf.

[@echo_z319]

@@dragskcinnay3184except.. its a fucking joke

[@Complete_Stranger7050]

"What's your name sir?" *"Sir Gae"*

[@youngwildboy5443]

Sir gay

[@redsus7569]

Mike hawk small

[@IGetModerateSleep69420]

Sir- sir- Sir - S I R. G A Y

[@redsus7569]

@@IGetModerateSleep69420 sir- sir- sir cum ference...

[@yellodamello2587]

"......."

[@Gustavaxelssonn]

Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[@theo-mf3xk]

overused joke

[@PuffleBuns]

Yes, but actually no.

[@theo-mf3xk]

King PufflePuff you ruined it

[@PuffleBuns]

Theo Nowlan I’m sorry’nt

[@PuffleBuns]

ThinkGamer indeed

[@themandan9456]

We all have that friend who sits at exactly sea level his entire life.

[@justanothercaio1334]

He's called "the guy in the physics/math problem"

[@cruzerion]

So does that mean that somewhere on earth there's a whole collective sitting together at sea-level, or do people who spend their entire lives sitting at sea level just meet an absurd amount people?

[@violenceisfun991]

@@cruzerion i think its the second one. People who sit at sea level are easy to find, so i guess thats why they meet so many people?

[@MuscarV2]

Oh hi, it's me, the friend that sits still at sea level my entire life.

[@adamdavenport8009]

Fred. His name is Fred.

[@teodork06bulgaria4]

KZbinrs be like: And this is how i stretched a 0.2 second story into a 6 minute video.

[@mintyminxduo]

huh

[@DccToon]

its a pun@@mintyminxduo

[@thefloofbirb8489]

This man: *has the world record of time travelling 0.2 seconds* Students in a boring class, watching the clock’s handles so slowly it looks like its going backwards: *oof size: large*

[@Whiskypapa]

I actually know a fun fact related to just that... Our brain is kinda amazing. While quickly shifting where you are looking, there is a period of time you have a very limited visual input (information wise), because your eyes (and/or head) needs to move, adjust and refocus on your new visual target and send the information to your brain to be processed. While we obviously observe this transitional period happening (as the blur between moving perspective) it’s actually a tiny amount longer than we perceive. What the brain does is alter you recent memory, making you think that what you JUST laid your eyes upon, you were also looking at 0.something seconds before aswell. The brain does this to minimize the amount of sensory gaps and make everything feel smoother. Back to why this is relevant: If you time it correctly and look at a clock at the perfect moment (RIGHT after a new second passed), this fake memory, together with the actual second it takes for the handle to jump to the next second, will be a long enough amount of time for you to notice the second feeling longer than it should be. This is the reason we sometimes look at a clock and feel it was stuck and just started ticking again after we began looking at it. I don’t know about you, but I used to wonder why that first second usually seemed to take longer, but after learning why, my wonder turned to amazement over how cool our brain can be sometimes! Sidenote: my brain is responsible to writing this comment.... it just called itself cool and amazing.... kinda cringe to brag like that...... (but at least it’s self aware about it)

[@thefloofbirb8489]

@@Whiskypapa holy shit thats whacky

[@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640]

What's the big deal if we travel 1 second in time.

[@jepp6419]

@@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640 we traveled in time at all

[@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640]

@@jepp6419 :°

[@mattamiller2002]

A man staggers through a city street gaping in amazement at his surroundings. He grabs a passerby and shouts "Sir, what tenth of a second is it?"

[@lucidtrip3439]

An actually original comment

[@theleetworldbest]

@Drawing Donuts WHAT? OH MY GOD, LANGUAGE... IS SO DIFFERENT IN FUTURE!

[@aidan3768]

Pure comedy

[@yelloweyedkittytime155]

I love this comment so freaking much lmao

[@cmelton6796]

It's your lucky day! You now have your 777th like on your comment

[@imambival]

I time traveled 7 hours into the future by going to sleep

[@magpiem0th]

Incredible

[@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK]

Same

[@PumpkinDealer]

You should sleep 8-9 hours not 7

[@whyjaspher9737]

Pumpkin Guy heh, you wouldn't understand why..

[@fcantil]

Revolutionary!

[@musabzafarsiddiqui6219]

Scientist: "We will make a time machine!" ….eventually runs out of time.

[@somedudewholikestocook9802]

I time traveled 24 hours back in time after crossing the Greenwich meridian

[@beansinnoodles3615]

Actually

[@Ro_Gaming]

I think that's just an hour, but I can see the joke (For long warps, cross from Northern Chile to Kiribati, you'll have warped as long as possible.)

[@somedudewholikestocook9802]

@@Ro_Gaming thnx, appreciate the information

[@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640]

@@Ro_Gaming very smart from a guy who made soup odyssey

[@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640]

@@Ro_Gaming and spelt odyssey wrong with grammar checks being a thing.

[@hahanamegobrrr6667]

Person : travels .2 seconds Me who travels 60 seconds every minute : *_Pathetic._*

[@ItsRubyGD]

o h

[@rahuln5676]

Me who travels 60 minutes every hour : *Mortals*

[@IanFrancoNG]

Me who travels 365 days every year: Amateurs

[@substratosphere529]

Ian Franco NG me who travels 1 century in 100 years: *INTENSE PATHETIC*

[@PokeTube]

ツSubstratosphere me who travels 1000 years in a millenia

[@dootdoodle569]

Everybody is constantly time traveling, at a rate of one second per second.

[@dicjd107]

:O

[@uzumakilol1288]

Why does this make sense

[@benfree3169]

SKLA Cormack probably because it’s common knowledge😹

[@gwroly]

@@benfree3169 I dont want to be that person but..... rwoosh

[@benfree3169]

Gwroly obviously I got the joke..my response was to the person who said “Why does this make sense” & also it’s r/woooosh get it right

[@AbhishekBera]

Future time travellers: “Lol Noob”

[@iya._.]

lol 69 likes.... niceeeee

[@AbhishekBera]

@@iya._. This is going on my wall 🤣🤣🤣

[@ezequielmiranda5927]

As a future time traveler I have to say this is relatable

[@grillygrilly]

get pwned scrub

[@pashauzan]

I can tell that they're fake if they say that

[@muscleman5133]

Plot twist: the man who didn’t travel 0.2 seconds into the future

[@theboxingzombie7]

?

[@daltonnorman7378]

@@theboxingzombie7 it’s just a joke about the title.

[@theboxingzombie7]

@@daltonnorman7378 ohhh

[@maximilianmurphy2408]

is you

[@maximilianmurphy2408]

@Greenbluescreen eek im an atom

[@nicholasdavoli2973]

This guy must have a really bad expirence with Newark airport.

[@AM-yz1ll]

Everyone does. Just fly from Singapore to Newark and then you will understand what he means...

[@vampiresquid5833]

I’m never going to that god forsaken airport again

[@christopherdittmer17]

Who doesn’t?

[@bananacat4945]

I think he just lives in Essex county New Jersey and he has to go to Newark airport cause it's the closest

[@happydr_]

I have had one flight delayed 4 hours and another canceled from Newark.

[@penumbra0182]

*insert mandatory “technically, we’re all time travellers” remark which no one wanted or asked for*

[@calebwaddell6948]

Honestly tho

[@calebwaddell6948]

I've done that myself tho lol🤣

[@shrekonion8307]

And then you get 10k likes with a bunch of *"underrated comment"* comments

[@nexus3756]

Boooooo

[@gdash6925]

technically, we´re all time travellers

[@shalevfagen9852]

this guy goes 0.2 second into the future me: I've been to Asia.

[@samp5560]

This makes no sense, it’s so random

[@istantoomanygroupscheckemo4016]

@@samp5560 true

[@rahtjesu]

@@samp5560 time zones joke

[@AB-jt4rs]

@@samp5560 r/wooooo0O0oO0oSHh

[@flowerpot1300]

I live in Australia. If I go to England, and that's in the past. If I come back will I be going back to the future?

[@jaydenmackenzie3222]

I love this channel. Lots of info, straight to the point, short and sweet, good humour. Keep it up!

[@abgvedr]

And loads of nonsense about time travel

[@lx4302]

Plot twist: we’re in a simulation and he lagged

[@Mattbird-2676]

Actually we all lagged he is the only one who didn't

[@royallobster7899]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpyucnuopKeHqqM

[@suomiswagmodz5009]

@@Mattbird-2676 so he is the host of the server

[@onlyvirly2c]

Lol

[@lx4302]

Wtf I just realized that if we were in a simulation, we are being viewed in third person by 4 dimensional creatures.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Now he can brag about how he gets to live 0.2 seconds longer than everyone else

[@ghostella_8348]

You again

[@SharkOSix]

I deleted my comment because I realized how much of a dumbass I am

[@ryankim1439]

Was this in your recommended too?

[@izadasan3098]

Wutttt you everywhere

[@chilldude9932]

WHY ARE YOU EVERY DAMN WHERE?

[@toasii1469]

My PC is a time machine.. whenever I play games on it.. I go into the future by a couple hours.

[@floatytrouty]

Dude:Time travelled .2 sec to the future People who have crossed the International Date Line:Are you challenging me?

[@jacksage9732]

“This little maneuver is gonna cost us 0.2 seconds”

[@zachxiong2657]

@Vanrobo Gaming Interstellar

[@tygarner9142]

**Hans Zimmer Intensifies**

[@Gamesforus1]

Technically, it gained him 0.2 seconds

[@grandpanoogie2665]

Man, your WR attempt is ruined now, you gotta reset and try again.

[@CrispyChins]

You beat me to this comment

[@aimanshahzad6488]

Me: about to do a plank Time: woah slow down there buddy..

[@aresfenrir3676]

This is funny AF

[@forsenbaj224]

Ares Fenrir AF

[@heyPeter234]

Yes

[@heyPeter234]

Or the gym teacher is just a wizard who knows how to manipulate how long it takes to countdown from 10

[@susbeanbiuld5941]

Bro i can time travel 1 second every second

[@Spyziy]

Me: wants to see a video of someone seem to teleport a few feet Him: *physics and stuff*

[@ap1jpanimations920]

Someone: Hai! Me: Hello! That person: No, I was just saying the name of a channel.

[@blutoonmation]

What

[@thestig7019]

@@blutoonmation hai = half as interesting

[@troger147]

Yes!

[@Soleial]

はい (yes) (hai)

[@SamiTheCuber69]

Imagine flexing to everyone that you will live 0.2 seconds longer than them.

[@SagarCubes]

I spotted a cuber in the wild! A fellow cuber

[@artemlyubchenko3022]

@@SagarCubes Cuber here too!

[@manswind3417]

Well technically, he will only live 0.2 seconds longer than himself & not anyone else, i.e. only his own life is elongated by 0.2 seconds. However, as you can guess, that might not suffice to enable him to exceed everyone else's lifespan.

[@niftylittlename3929]

@@manswind3417 i don't know if this is correct but it'd correct to say he'll exist longer, not live longer.

[@mqegg]

To him he would have lived lets say 80 years old (average) but to others he would have lived 80 years and 0.2 seconds old.

[@simranp6138]

Bruh he time traveled and didn't even warn us abt coronavirus smh

[@schlhq3228]

UnOneBlack r/wooosh Idiot THIS is a joke

[@rubellion9708]

@@idontlikeyou4340 @dumbasspolice @youmissedthejoke

[@derekpatangan9049]

UnOneBlack its a joke stupid fortnite kid

[@joosh1563]

R/wooooooooooooooooooosh

[@hbi7605]

@@idontlikeyou4340 r/woooOooosh

[@brickedslapped227]

I love how these videos are short n sweet! They get right to the point.

[@shelleyjackson9443]

Technically, we’re time travelling every second of the day... you know... we are time traveling 1 second every, well, second.

[@Killifar]

Cant wait for when im impatient for class to end so i can pull out a mf rocket and blast off into space for 800 days to save *0.2 seconds*

[@swedewtf]

This is way too underrated

[@rodh1404]

As every teenager knows, the place where time travels the slowest is in a classroom on a Friday just before the final class of the day ends. Those few minutes last an eternity.

[@finntaylor1004]

life 100% run (tas)

[@fayebradshaw4221]

You'd technically need to waste those 800 days in space though so you'd get a net loss of 799 days 23 hours 59 minutes and 59.8 seconds

[@mariocart2wrholder]

@@rodh1404 nah slowest definitely is your last day of school ever

[@ponraul1221]

*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this.*

[@imcarlosjr4898]

Yes

[@battleshiparmorlord]

believe it or not, the tallest giraffe is indeed taller than any other giraffe

[@Pribumi1]

Wait, I thought every minute, 60 seconds passes?

[@luckystar3641]

@@Pribumi1 actually it's 'Every 60 seconds in Africa, 60,000 milliseconds pass. Together, we can stop this.'

[@luckystar3641]

@Starfish Prime I was making a joke :(

[@OK-hn7hs]

my pc time travel because everytime I start it up it goes back to July 7 2009

[@landonsmith6705]

Time traveling into the future would be really stressful for me. I would wonder if I would live 0.2 seconds longer. There’s also the possibility that it could do something to my cellular makeup

[@antoniotoni8221]

I think my dad traveled throught time becuse he never returned from the store. But he came back when I won 10 milion $. Miracle.

[@pumpkinspice5848]

You can time travel with 10 million $

[@miltoska9708]

Yeah right ,people dont just win money like that ,don't give people online (like myself) who are tens of thousands in dept and have very low income false hopes Also don't give false hopes of my dad coming back

[@maazali9604]

@@miltoska9708 hes just joking...

[@suzusat]

One question: were you out of milk when he left?

[@quasar2099]

@@maazali9604 hes just joking...

[@Keegstar]

We all living in 2020, while this guy living in 2020 + 0.2 seconds

[@shadowwolf1611]

Woah

[@itsdae5494]

Look at this random man, so inspirational.🤯🤯 (I liked btw)

[@flyingdoggo9887]

damn thats deep

[@synishere]

That would play out really well, he'd be able to literally dodge a bullet.

[@bertham8514]

So he's suffering +0.2 seconds harder on 2020

[@pherlong7]

I kinda love how he jokes a lot but is also very educational and (half as) interesting.

[@ok-xi5yk]

**If you sleep you technically time travel**

[@hextrayer6742]

it is

[@mustangmkiv8533]

10 million sub hour long special: what Newark airport did wrong

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

"The short answer: Everything. "The long answer: let's start with the fact that it's in Newark. But it gets worse."

[@SanskarWagley]

They know what they did

[@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza4830]

OtakuUnitedStudio I was born in Newark ;( I am offended.

[@Master_Harrison86]

Easier is what they did right..

[@abalakrishnan4152]

1.5M sub hour long special: bricks

[@narwhalkid]

Minecraft bed: Are you challenging me?

[@ralphkoyomi2254]

this needs more likes

[@aarongonzaga7878]

Omg ahahaha

[@epicbread1310]

reddit moment

[@dragonowl1980]

Replying Before This Blows Up

[@inmaria2759]

Ok

[@kebeni8044]

Happy half as anniversary 🥳

[@paulvanraamsdonk6300]

HAI: ‘I am told not to spread misinformation’ 2 mins later: *incorrect information about relativity

[@jasonjr376]

Speedruners: "write that down, write that down!!!!"

[@imabstrong3726]

underrated comment

[@allesman]

If a speedrunner shot their timer through space while running the game, this could probably work.

[@Ninkjeboi]

Liked by dream.

[@christiangamingyt1196]

As you wish

[@z1pline487]

@@allesman oh my god hide the speed runners are coming

[@davitisahakyan48]

Mr. Beast: Who time travels the longest wins 50,000

[@davitisahakyan48]

Kire Or while doing the vid hearing a random sound from: Thanks for the 50k

[@zenonix5710]

Only $50? Normally he gives them more but okay

[@davitisahakyan48]

Zenonix 50,000 sorry

[@SpectureYT]

50,000 what iPhone 12s??

[@zazyreqpro8132]

First to time travel wins 50 k

[@shan1891]

Its like diavolo learning slowly learning how to use time skip

[@bluetintedchromee3881]

This dude teaches stuff AND has a good sense of humor! Finally, a good channel!

[@michaelramsey82]

I've seen this comment so many times that I'm starting to think this is HAI's alt account.

[@NovikNikolovic]

"Woman on cellphone in 1920s" Me: is that a zebra in the city??

[@Infinity-gf2up]

Me too

[@ChaoscelusApollyon]

Yes

[@GuysWithGlasses-is6ku]

I mean, Madagascar had to be based on something.

[@DRDREAMYBULLMDSBROTHER]

@@GuysWithGlasses-is6ku so what was star wars based off of they both are disney i think

[@ash_artz054]

Me too 😂

[@ZeroTwo-kw5nd]

wow he must’ve seen flying cars and human cyborgs in that 0.2 seconds into the future

[@thepsbros1588]

Ikr

[@seijin5865]

How'd he know he actually time traveled? It was 0.2 seconds tf?

[@Froggers.]

@@seijin5865 wooosh

[@tukangpempek5390]

@@Froggers. bruh

[@labrik0937]

@@seijin5865 Just watch the video

[@akacontrolz2185]

This is the first video I've watched on your channel and it was great. But I also wanted to say that it is kinda sad that we time traveled before we got to a second planet.

[@robertklund3201]

I have noticed that the closer I get to a deadline, the faster time seems to travel.

[@scottluxon2525]

My question is: how did they have stock footage of my sad boring friend who has been sitting perfectly still at sea level for his entire life?

[@fcantil]

Asking the real questions here

[@JimBean175]

They're just too common

[@beagleboy5343]

Wait... They have footage if me?

[@yeet6806]

When i heard that i was like i dont have that kind of friend oh wait a sec...

[@asheep7797]

@@wcjk8428 it must be you since you understand it.

[@parsa3066]

Notice how at the end, he cut off. He is the 0.2 seconds in the future.

[@sujals7108]

Omg yeah he didnt say "i" in hai

[@puggoman902]

Underrated, you deserve 1k likes for *making* big brain comment Edit: Guys the reason why making is *LIKE THIS* is because I mistake it and it auto corrected to *marketing*

[@augustuscaesar8287]

Keen observation

[@augustuscaesar8287]

@@puggoman902 -No way!- _Thanks_ *for clarifying!*

[@kaitlynnlattimore7319]

OMG YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!

[@catsoup593]

You know when you are really bored and like time seems to be so slow while if your doing something time goes faster? I know I'm not the only one

[@nalat1suket4nk0]

that's just an illusion

[@sassolino8767]

here I would come by saying that our brain goes blah blah rolling, leaving blah blah and this substance makes us feel blah blah and fine, but I don't want to so googulate it

[@pashauzan]

@@sassolino8767 wat

[@sebyfloristean9514]

This men finished the space mission and unlocked a 0.2 second time freeze bonus

[@nlcrypto7324]

So your telling me he's 0.2 seconds ahead of us humans

[@bogs8140]

Yes

[@ritaDas-xl4kz]

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS Lol

[@atashi_]

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS lol

[@raduarsene5144]

No he s not ahead. He will just live longer by 0.2 seconds because time just passed a little bit slower for him

[@aayanbaig6736]

@DIEGO PEREZ GENIS right

[@aiden4997]

Plot twist: Real time doesn't change, your perception of time does.

[@darktyrant7710]

Rawr xd ~~ nuzzles u ~~

[@ganondorfgaming7207]

DarkTyrant what the frick

[@treasonsv2440]

@@darktyrant7710 can you dont

[@mlgcabbagegaming6501]

'time is relative' - some smart guy

[@Nocthmyst]

Pretty sure that's basically what gets people confused most of the time

[@TurtleChubby]

His jokes are so smooth that I didn’t have time to laugh, his sponsor ad was so smooth I didn’t even realize until I was half way in

[@victorsullivan7238]

4:49 That's a historical photo of Newark, containing Continental Airlines and Downtown with no Freedom Tower or Twin Towers. I wonder if that photo is chosen at random or a hidden time travel joke

[@joeym5243]

Person: *travels 2 seconds into the future* Stockbrokers: we can use that

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Wasn’t even two seconds, smh 😔

[@Sataka23clips]

0.2 seconds means 1 million for some one

[@catussupreme]

0.2 seconds!

[@jai-kk5uu]

They could have used if he traveled in past

[@Vyclops]

fix your comment it's 0.2 not 2

[@DaltonHBrown]

Me: *AFK'ing my minecraft creeper farm, thinking about going to bed to pass the time faster* HAI: "taking a nap is like time travel"

[@colonel1003]

haha minecraft joke

[@feras_133]

Lol so true

[@sirgrim3905]

Well if you think about it it is true.

[@Jojozilla426]

You gonna have alot of phantoms when you get back

[@cv_luka]

@@Jojozilla426 not if he play 1.8.9 Version

[@space_gamer9146]

4:28 feels like a shoutout of my pfp, thanks!

[@JonLupen]

Plot Twist: What if time travel is and always has been possible but it's entirely useless because while your position in time changed, your position in space did not and the Earth's position in the universe is not constant. With how fast the Earth, Solar System, and Galaxy are hurling through the universe, traveling through time by even a few seconds would leave you in crushing black with no point of reference to find your way back to the Earth.

[@Artaka1987]

"HAI"s "I" at the end of the video apparently travelled into the future. I expect it to reappear at a future video.

[@dimentio916]

Underated

[@CRT.v]

If the next video doesn't start with "I" then I will... probably not even remember that I wanted it too, because my memory is that bad.

[@AlexSchendel]

I was assuming that I had travelled into the future, so I just missed that part of the video. Thanks for clearing that up!

[@muscovymapping8896]

If he doesn't do this I will lock him in Newark Airport for 803 days, 9 hours, and 39 minutes.

[@theenzoferrari458]

Shut your mouth before I punch it.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

I’ve just returned from a trip to the future. It’s horrible! Newark Airport is still a thing and it takes an eternity to get through security

[@donverga]

Go back to hoi4 vids

[@chrisgaming3373]

@@donverga shut up lmao

[@donverga]

@@chrisgaming3373 you probably his alt account answering for him

[@TheSegert]

@@donverga No im his alt account answering for him: Be quiet!

[@idontfuckingknow11]

@@donverga shut up lmao

[@klokslop6032]

I got a time travel machine, and it's called "Bed".

[@adrianmalmstrom2771]

UNDERRATED COMMENT DETECTED

[@seamuss5174]

Bro shoulda warned us of 9/11

[@GauravHarsule]

Either this man has travelled 0.2 seconds into the future, or the rest of us all have 200 ping irl🤷‍♂️

[@Jester4460]

Lol

[@nguyenkevin570]

I celebrated 2020 New Year’s Eve twice once in Europe while in the plane and in Asia

[@kodextutorials6130]

Cool

[@jelle1265]

Thanks for sharing!

[@2lbs]

Glitch

[@rajasumalkar7636]

well if you hadn't, 2020 would've been a better year

[@FrozenBusChannel]

There's an HAI video about celebrating new year 6 times in a day

[@svxl_]

“Sir Gay”

[@alexanderm.635]

You sir/ma'am have just reached the peak level of comedy.

[@DeletedTroll]

@@alexanderm.635 Yep Me

[@sylvy16]

Another way to time travel: Take air new Zealand flight NZ 902, from auckland to tahiti. You leave at 6:40 pm and reach tahiti, same day at 1:40 am. This is because you cross the international date line while going to tahiti, so you save 21 hrs - 5 hr flight time, and reach tahiti 16 hrs before you left from auckland.

[@fiferplayeralt7118]

I think HAI is starting to get a lot of conspiracy theories.

[@datwibgai7233]

It's the new intern guy.

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

He should watch last podcast on the left *Insert high on bath salts joke*

[@krrishesgamingempire1239]

You want them to do a video on bricks?

[@Raulz]

@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

[@Master_Harrison86]

@@krrishesgamingempire1239 yes

[@mohammadaamirkardar4358]

My cousin was driving so fast a few years ago that he time travelled straight to his funeral. . . . Yeah, he died in a car crash. Still miss that bastard.

[@bawicz0]

Reest ine piece 😕😟😬🤫🤭😨😨😯😧😮😳😢😥🤮😩😓😖😱🤮😰😔🙄🧐😏😒😔😰☹️☹️😙😙☺️😍🤗🤩😁😀😀😄😘🙁😕🤭😓😞😩😵😱🤮

[@ChronicOstrich]

@@bawicz0 Im 8 so im going to use a bunch of emojis 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘🥰😗😙😚☺️🙂🤗😟😔🤐😣😲🤧🤓😷😳😱😵🤢🤬😡😰😭

[@Floedekage]

I don't believe you. Could you please replicate the conditions and run a test to see if you get the same result?

[@laccuna.]

Why doesn’t school show us videos like this instead of boring topics smh

[@laccuna.]

Wow, true. America is literally like, well the schools, are the worst thing to ever exist. also how did i manage to understand that did the schools actually teach me something?

[@zacharylewis3528]

Crazy part is that its all relative to perspective, so to us he gained 0.2 seconds, but to himself nothing changed.

[@galacticbat5224]

Last time I came this early he was still talking about bricks to deter the FBI

[@heejungbyun6934]

you mean he was talking about bricks so the FBI and all of us could gain more knowledge about civil engineering.

[@arjunsairam5949]

lame

[@August140]

Same

[@sonicvenom8292]

I really wanted to know about the longer, newer bricks. If only he made more videos that needed FBI bore-ing, so we can get more about bricks.

[@wilyriley_]

@@sonicvenom8292 See, this is why HAI will never make a video on bricks. What he will instead do is distract the government with enough brick facts that it will be the length of a normal HAI video.

[@SeanGHOB]

I think it's very clever that this video ends 0.2 seconds before Sam finished his sentence.

[@routadu]

Time travelling happens in exams 3 hour exam starts: After 5 mins: Time's up, submit your answer sheet and leave

[@dikshhao.o4171]

Lol XD Opposite in maths class

[@ranjani925]

@@dikshhao.o4171 In civics class i guess... maths exam it ends before starting 😅

[@samshaffer2250]

Can't relate, i get tests done fast then sit there for what feels like hours

[@dunzdoesstuff]

time flies when youre doing it however when you're finished it feels super long

[@enthusiasticarsonsist2366]

Mines diffrent Exam starts 8.45 Me spend 30 minutes doing exam Clock: 15 minutes have passed sit there for 45 minutes and be quite

[@elijaha773]

2 things that are endless in life: death, and HAI Newark jokes.

[@harshvithlani9399]

You want to know how forever feels? Well, close your eyes and count to one. That is how long forever feels.

[@TAOEXPRESS]

@@harshvithlani9399i think i know where that's from, but i forgot.

[@harshvithlani9399]

Vladimir kurzkuzkat

[@otzi1]

And taxes too

[@TAOEXPRESS]

@@harshvithlani9399 thanks for telling me

[@justinblin]

I love his consistency on the Newark airport hate

[@Dillmister9400]

idk why but some moments after they happen i can vividly remember that moment happening before then

[@hmongpepper3340]

Me: *Sleeps* Scientists: “Time Traveler”

[@souldjah]

yes

[@godnerfedmein2021]

Lmao 😂😂

[@matthewesguerra121]

Yes whenever i sleep i feel like am timetraveling

[@ultimatepowerfulexplosiveh8640]

@@matthewesguerra121 technically you are duh

[@mindblownduck5129]

First step to time travel: *CONTENT DELETED*

[@aawqaq620]

Fbi agent: i get 500000$ for banning a person saying how to time travel hshaha i.m rich

[@denji6975]

*[REDACTED]*

[@themysteryquadrio339]

I hope that was a reference to when Dipper tried teaching time travel and the ink was crossed out

[@rkpyi8616]

You need to time travel back when the video still exist xD

[@joshuastoaac9572]

Step one: make two giant metal cubes the size of manhattan made of copper iron nickel lead Step two: make them collide Step three: jump into the area where the cubes collide and the window of opportunity to go back in time will last 0.00000000000004 seconds but the chance of you getting transported as a whole would be more unlikely than if you were to pick a random person on the earth and getting paul rudd and picking again and getting paul rudd

[@iankoh3331]

everyone is time travelling, its just that we do it so often we forget about it

[@jamesrobinson9176]

The lady in the film was memeing supposedly. A contemporary meme from then involved the telephone being miniaturized and carried around.

[@mishalshaw708]

*My brain has left the chat*

[@kurai575]

It ws never there to begin with

[@mishalshaw708]

@@kurai575 LMAO That one got me Btw I got academic excellence award from school last year :)))

[@kurai575]

@@mishalshaw708 nc one bro hope u do well in the future! Congratulations btw!

[@mishalshaw708]

Thanks ;)

[@kurai575]

@@mishalshaw708 Np

[@cathalpoon6341]

Is the last “I” in HAI cut off at the end of the video. Like very end.

[@halfasinteresting]

People watch till the end?

[@Aluatis]

I just thought that was a 0.2 second joke.

[@blyat1648]

@@halfasinteresting hmmm, maybe it ends 0.2 seconds early...

[@calebwaddell6948]

@@halfasinteresting, I know I hang out in the comments longer than I should after the end if an HAI video. So I usually hear the end of the video.

[@zainhaq]

oh yeah maybe i watched to the end

[@Blue-Percy-Jackson]

I love this chanel. Scientific yet comical

[@itachioftheleaf5580]

Street dogs who made me time travel 0.3 second in the future: i have powers that i don't know about

[@svrsakura]

is there a reason the last "i" is missing from the CuriousityStream URL? that was like... 0.2 seconds missing from the video... oh.

[@AriesColeAriesBC23]

That’s what I was thinking

[@overheaven8684]

"King Crimson... I blew away 0.5 seconds of time. And all thats left is the action of the bullets hitting you."

[@Smolotov]

Is...that...a...

[@notmooxchicken4novlogsandn962]

“Well done Risotto Nero”

[@sivvinod3187]

I scrolled down just to find this.

[@simplyz3964]

@@Smolotov *Yes, yes, yes!*

[@DarrylWhiteYT]

r/unexpectedjojo

[@ShinyCramorant]

man: youre gonna bli- other guy: *blinks* man: so i time travelled 0.2 seconds into the future

[@henriqueresende5625]

Im imagining this woman now as a grandma just going WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAT?

[@chaoticonipad]

Bro I’m still at the airport security. Need 300 more days let’s gooo

[@if1ame563]

298*

[@kitsu8699]

298 days for me

[@idk72.]

297

[@inswwne]

296

[@gaminggaming7241]

294