The Many Sufferings of Wontkins

[@warbosswurldsmasha5414]

Kermit never spoke of his brother Wilkins and his brutal crimes.

[@stardusttodorki2679]

Autismatron Model 666 Well the black sheep

[@drewey-oh6484]

Plot twist, it is kermit

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Autismatron Model 666 yes.

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Drewey- Oh WOOOOOOW

[@MegaDeathRay10]

“Even at a young age he was hurting animals. He would offer them coffee, and of course, and the animals could Not answer...so many bodies.”

[@themaxterz0169]

Wontkins saying "You can't win" among all this carnage feels like a 4th wall break

[@CyborgCharlotte]

Poor bastard just sounds so defeated

[@theannoyingdahg]

He knows, man

[@Louieface9770]

He grows tired of the endless cycle.

[@TwiceBrokenLeg]

I still remember the time I shot my friend because he didn't drink Wilkins coffee...

[@funnyguy5516]

Twice Broken Leg or beat him to death with a club.

[@user-zt8yq8fj3h]

Or electrocute him.

[@KiraSlith]

The police still don't believe he didn't drink Wilkins Coffee.

[@CarlJohnson-mf4qd]

Or blast him with a cannon, point blank distance.

[@Zorro9129]

I tossed him out of a balloon.

[@clemencegrumble6531]

After years of being shot, stabbed, branded, steamrolled, tortured, electrocuted, set on fire, battered with a machine specifically designed to hit him in the head with hammers over and over, Wontkins decided he wanted it to end. So he had the coffee. ... and when he finally did drink the coffee, he found that Kermit had poisoned it.

[@swaftprestino6975]

Wow

[@manmann6720]

Clemence Grumble happy Wilkins day

[@ajmaka1215]

And the depressing thing about it is, *Wilkins literally attempted murder and torture on Wotkins for nearly 5 years and Wotkins' first time trying Wilkins Coffee happens to be his fate too.* he basically went through all that just to drink Wilkins, he does it, and it just happened to be his last ever fate

[@koopapoopypanya9485]

Wontkins: “You can’t win.”

[@BerryVilchuck]

Poor wontkins...

[@mammamia6509]

Crimes that warrant the death penalty: Murder:✔️ Terrorism: ✔️ Not drinking Wilkins Coffee: ✔️✔️✔️

[@Morningstar91939]

Bongo Boy underrated comment.

[@Отецисын-о9л]

Stolen...

[@ryanhernandez1877]

@@Morningstar91939 So underrated, you stole it!

[@raptorpope8996]

Ya this is stolen

[@sonnycorry5888]

Damien Morningstar you are underrated

[@FlyingDuckMan360]

As TvTropes would describe it, "Poor Wontkins gets squashed flat, electrocuted, blown up, and forced to pay extra on his dinner bill just for disliking Wilkins coffee".

[@ALLHAILSUNSETYOUTH2]

Ah, a fellow troper!

[@boxylemons7961]

what page is this on?

[@boxylemons7961]

@Cameron Chauvin please don't bring politics into this. I don't like political violence but this really has nothing to do with politics.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Triggered Potato’s his coffin then gets turned over and smashed

[@lettuceprime4922]

@Cameron Chauvin - He says _days_ after the latest of many angry right-wing psychopaths goes on a mass killing spree.

[@marvelgeek9577]

Wontkins: Doesn’t drink coffee. Objective: *Survive*

[@darrellitobeard4440]

Difficulty Level: Impossible.

[@XD.com232]

survive from: Wilkins

[@disgracedsphinx3494]

2:47 "This will be the CLOSEST shave you've ever had!" Jesus wilkin some people just don't want coffee

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

And those people must be punished

[@matthewmullinax6026]

No one expects the Wilkins Inquisition

[@wesleyesq7306]

@@matthewmullinax6026 I'm done

[@matthewmullinax6026]

@@wesleyesq7306 I was done many many years ago.

[@theimperiumofman102]

Fuck you, tea is better.

[@LoraCoggins]

The fact that Wontkins already looks so burnt at 1:53 shows how many takes it took to get his torment just right.

[@Nikkii199045]

He got oiled

[@levizilla9772]

I think it's lighter fluid.

[@fluttershythecutepony6417]

0:40 Wontkins: i don’t drink Wilkins coffee Wilkins: *wipes blood off fencing sword* some learn some don’t

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

Wilkins: I got a cup of delicious Wilkin's coffe *pulls out gun* Gordan Ramsey: ARE YOU BUSY ADVERTISING OR KILLING, THAT IS WHY NO ONE BUYS YOUR USELESS 🤬 YOU PATHETIC MUPPET *takes gun and shoots Wikins*

[@itwontcomeout5678]

This is some seriously dark shit hahahahahaha I love it

[@fluttershythecutepony6417]

Garbage Gully i dont like wilkins anyways **gets demonetized**

[@dansaunders1655]

*teleports behind you*

[@saulgzazueta]

Lol

[@Dalton_Boardman2000]

Fun fact is Henson actually disliked coffee! He'd come up with violent acts he'd have to be subjected to in order to drink some. Wontkins obviously has a larger pain threshold than Henson.

[@LibraBlue1962]

Who knew caffeine and violence were so intertwined?

[@joshuakorynta3385]

Well, caffeine puts you on edge...

[@mikeching6374]

I do. A lot of violence happens when it's monday and someone doesn't give me coffee. Wilkins Coffee. *BLAM*

[@mikeching6374]

@Jake Shattuck been there, done that. No, seriously. back when MW2 was around a bunch of snipers p@##ed me off so badly I grabbed a shotgun and went rambo on them. They couldn't hit an aircraft carrier at close range, how the hell did they expect to be good snipers?

[@101Volts]

One has to wonder, would there be less violence with more Chamomile Tea?

[@buymeskittles2719]

0:43 I just love how there's no context. He simply explains that he has a can of Wilkins Coffee, and then shoots Wontkins in the head.

[@JustPineapple]

The Wilkins Coffee told him to

[@Autokendo17]

After all.. some learn, some don'tl

[@chaosinc.382]

It's uber petty if you know the context. Ol' Wontkins had all Aces, so essentially Wilkins was being a sore loser

[@umbreonel5730]

@@chaosinc.382 As funny as a hilarioulsly petty Wilkins is, it turns out Wontkins had five aces, which is blatantly cheating if you're not playing poker with five suits (almost all of the time), as all card decks come with four.

[@mikeyhasfuntoo9164]

Wilikins: Hey look Wilkins coffee *shoots wonkins*

[@tombraver6449]

"You wan't some Wilkins coffee?" "No I don't like Wilkins." *Sighs and pulls out gun*

[@JackDuripper]

No I don't wan't Wilkins Shame

[@dededunce8121]

Some learn some dont

[@josegracia6069]

Have some Wilkins coffee

[@SmallPoxRobot]

"But I don't drink Wilkins coffee!" *pulls out sword* "𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝"

[@manmann6720]

Bok Choy nothin personal

[@Toronado1986]

He is wiping blood off it if you look close

[@damienl8768]

**SOME LEARN SOME DONT**

[@tnaoro]

0:40

[@foxboy6145]

Oh, he wasn't pulling it out. He was CLEANING it.

[@luckyinky7849]

2:07 "What about my futur?" "I hate to tell you but *murders him* you don't have a future."

[@citizen8969]

*future

[@luckyinky7849]

@@citizen8969 thanks

[@FluffyPrincess888]

@@luckyinky7849 actually it feels more accurate the way he said it.

[@charliemartin-k7m]

First Time I seen that one I about died laughing.

[@MeStirRyanYTP]

Wilkins could easily defeat Thanos.

[@noblexenon2147]

I would like, but 69 nice.

[@theguyemert9311]

Or deadpool

[@RenegadeScooter]

Shaggy doesn't stand a chance, either.

[@austinreed7343]

RyanYTP “If you don’t drink Wilkins, you won’t feel so good!”

[@goodsonicfan5016]

I’d love to see that.

[@guardianaerdan8588]

While Waldorf and Stanler heckled Kermit from their seats, they were inwardly thankful he had turned out better then his father. They still missed their brother Wontkins.

[@donne789]

*”But what about my future?”* *”Hate to tell you but-“* *poof* *“-you don’t have a future!”* *wowie*

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

When people say they will play Fortnite for a living

[@donne789]

Buddy Ferguson *inhale* *yes*

[@thedesertfox3932]

top 10 craziest magic tricks ever performed

[@mikoajfab5417]

This has a meme potential.

[@seanwhitman8353]

@@t0xyn_ Apparently he forgot the seat-belt too.

[@soupladle5759]

0:56 the way he says *”how shocking”* and TILTS HIS HEAD AHKJCDEB

[@itwontcomeout5678]

worm babie lol

[@ladyrazorsharp]

This is true horror 💀

[@leokrupp4442]

Dante's Inferno - Muppet edition

[@JoSheperd]

Wontkins Inferno

[@nathanial8587]

The Divine Coffee

[@basedbattledroid3507]

0:30 "He'll never forget this!" He won't get the chance to remember.

[@justletmechangemynamegodda5156]

Wilkins coffee commercials is basically what it's like to have a different opinion on the internet

[@doc.voltold4232]

And religion

[@riskvideos]

Or not being liberal in college.

[@SH-mt2xo]

@@riskvideos epic

[@h2olemon547]

@@riskvideos epic

[@irikachana]

@@riskvideos epic

[@crispy.dragon]

My man literally got annihilated multiple times and he still refuses to drink Wilkins coffee. THIS is what I call true motivation

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

Wilkins: what'ya think of Wilkin's Coffee? Wontkins: i don't drink Wilkin's Coffee *Gets blasted with a cannon, shot in the head (multiple times), whacked in the head with a club, ran over by a cart, erased from existence, head nearly chopped off, blown up (again multiple times), hit by a fallen tree, pie faced, eaten by a nash monster, pie faced again, hit in the head with a hammer, pie faced AGAIN, dropped from an upside down plane, covered in feathers, covered in eggs, knocked off a tree, probably stabbed with a sword, crushed by the washington monument (um i'm sorry what?), t.v. set destroyed, house blown up, straight up given the chair (wtaf??), sawed in half (wtaf x2), shot with a camera gun, whacked in the head 2 times with club, stomped on by a man, eaten by a whale, head crushed under the hood of a car, knocked off a wall, head bashed with 2 hammers, under risk of being stabbed, scared by horses, hit in the head with a boxing glove, drowns in a Faygo coffee pool, locked outside in the snow, paid an extra dollar for his dinner meal (Wilkin's please..), cooked in a giant cup of wilkin's coffee, hit in the head with a cup of Wilkin's instant coffee, hit in the head with a huge hammer, hit in the head with another cup of Wilkin's instant coffee, fired (literally and figuratively), ran over by a train, a faulty parachute that doesn't open, thrown off a hot air balloon, stabbed with a knife, thrown off a plane, probably stabbed in the head with a bow and arrow, blasted from a human cannon, hit in the head with an 100 pound metal ball, smashed in the head with a bottle of gingerale, misses the death defying pool (wait so does that mean he died?), called off a baseball field, lifted up and dropped from a high distance, thrown off a ship, stamped, head put in a big bell, dropped from a hot air balloon again, hit in the head with a spinning wheel of hammers, a way too close shave, a tattoo western style, dropped into the sewers, scarred from wilkin's floating head, flattened by a steam roller, put in a middle-times styled prison, dropped from a big mountain, sprayed with water, car mangled, picked up by the hand of fate, and gets blasted with a cannon again.* Wontkins: OKAY OKAY ILL DRINK SOME WILKIN'S COFFEE. *Wilkin's Coffee, rich, rich, double rich,*

[@javianwilliams7463]

That is a lot of misery! Good thing I’m telepathically drinking it in my mind!

[@Lee-sc6jv]

I love Wilkins coffee😢☕️

[@theaverageman2271]

This is perhaps the best comment cause you know so much heart was put into it

[@ParzivalTheThird]

Don’t celebrate for 100 likes, man.

[@porterhaldiman1719]

it's 420 now

[@cheesychipmunk8382]

2:47 "This is going to be the closest shave you've ever had!" Is the scariest line I've ever heard.

[@lizardcola4392]

2:17 We can still use the apple again Of course not *OK*

[@marshallminor1485]

The comp replied to itself!

[@HuyenPhan-ir2wo]

Johnny MaD2 Good combination! Imagine if we had one archer and one nervous target.

[@Benthepigg]

Not me you didnt

[@haydenboggs3271]

T H A T B O Y S G O T A _L O N G_ W A Y T O G O

[@tnaoro]

Deep?

[@fletch5587]

Even when he says "I've never tasted it" He still gets killed. Like dude don't you want him to survive so he can actually taste it?

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

Happytime Murders looks neat.

[@byronwalker6232]

This is better than happytime murder

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Byron Walker that’s a fact

[@nevan6454]

I'm not a r movie fan

[@ryantheidiot982]

You've made a terrible mistake and gave into a movie with 23% on "rotten tomatoes." It was so bad, they got sued by Sesame street... (it actually happened)

[@jorgearnoldson3107]

I believe you spelled "Meet The Feebles" wrong.

[@MrMeisterr2014]

3:01 “I don’t drink Wilkins Instant Coffee!” “I FORGOOOOOOOooooooo-“

[@thisissaah_3536]

I like the face Wilkins makes at 2:30 . He looks so pissed, and I LOVE it.

[@masterofpasta95]

Jesus, even beta kermit made some hilarious scrunched up faces

[@A_literal_car-ir6qx]

It looks so cursed

[@perryjimenez5629]

2:25 Holy Shit, that was a real glass bottle!!!

[@phiuy3547]

so does this mean that Wilkins is sadistic or something just because Wontkins wont drink Wilkins coffee? 0:42

[@rsobr2game242]

I’ve got a can of Wilkins Coffee! *shoots gun*

[@benfelter9773]

3:02 I love this transition lol

[@roytard12]

How about this transition? 2:56

[@thepincult2763]

2:38 On your mark get set go *shoots wontkins*

[@R4V3NOfficial]

Nobody Beats Wilkins.

[@thepincult2763]

Elliott Royce no one will ever beat Wilkins

[@R4V3NOfficial]

@@thepincult2763 Agreed

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

Now that is actually very funny

[@ninjiowo]

Put you head in here, *GIVES WONTKINS BRAIN DAMAGE*

[@connerrock1164]

Legitimately these are some of the funniest commercials ever made. Well done Jim Hensen

[@PrincessOtaku77]

I love these commercials. They are hilarious. Why does Wontkins hang around with Wilkins constantly? Sometime after these commercials were made, I can imagine wonkins getting a restraining order against wilkins.

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

You can’t get a restraining order if you’re dead

[@ianlarsen7643]

Its Wontkins

[@johnmonroe8557]

After Kermits long lost brother wilkins kills him he uses his power to revive wontkins and makes him forget about wilkins killing him

[@IsabellaStromboli]

2:39 This has now become a race for Wontkins' life.

[@BM-ib9ir]

willkin: care for a cup of wilkins coffe? wontkin: No JuSt GiVe mE ThE PiE 0:22

[@yaaasKerchow]

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

[@shingojira4007]

*S L A P*

[@BM-ib9ir]

@LEILANI KING yeseth

[@rsobr2game242]

Because it always-*hits nail with hammer*-hits the spot! *BONK* OOF!

[@edwinhernandez8081]

Is it hard to do?

[@rsobr2game242]

3:06 Wontkins: What happened to my car? Wilkins: Let’s leave it to the hand of fate.

[@ShakeItLittleTina]

There isn’t even any Wilkins coffee in this scene!

[@rsobr2game242]

@@ShakeItLittleTina Whatever the case, Wontkins won't drink any more Wilkins instant Coffee.

[@buddytenney7121]

@@rsobr2game242 One Moment Please...

[@LeonClyburn]

@@buddytenney7121 now he’s not gonna drink anymore coffee

[@siegewolf5465]

-"What about my future?" -"I hate to tell you but..." _Shoots Wontkins_ "...You don't have a future!"

[@fideldog1]

“ I got a can of Wilkins coffee.” BLAM

[@haydenboggs3271]

Nothing beats Wilkins!

[@truecreative1303]

0:39 this one always makes me crack up XD

[@kcnobii]

Wontkins always suffers from the many murders of Wilkins

[@whatamidoing725]

Wontkins can survive shaggy at 100% power

[@oogalyboogaly8724]

BooM Pow it’s only true

[@xboxgamesxbox9455]

False. Shaggy can destroy wilkins.

[@andytorres4434]

@@xboxgamesxbox9455 yeah Shaggy can destroy Wilkins but not Wontkins

[@shanaprovance5879]

The siren (God of àll) can defeat shaggy

[@sp1der7258]

*kills wontkins* next episode : still alive

[@realbadwordhours6235]

0:08 is probably the best one. Just straight wills him out of existence

[@Nikkii199045]

Do you mean WILLkins him out of existence

[@R4V3NOfficial]

This is more hilarious and more professional than what the Happytime Murders looks like.

[@TweetTweet17]

He just straight up pulls a gun and shoots Wontkins... Poor Wontkins

[@lightninstriker10]

Pure tragedy, after so many deaths and various harmful happenings, Wontkins was reincarnated.. as a coffee-brown dog.

[@victorhernandez8723]

You mean Rowlf the Dog? That’s not a tragedy, that’s an improvement!

[@lightninstriker10]

@@victorhernandez8723 For us, yes, but for Wontkins? Eternal torment.

[@ladyrazorsharp]

Kermit: Boy Rowlf, I’ve never seen anyone who drinks as much coffee as you! You must really love it. Rowlf: Actually no, I can’t stand the stuff. I just feel like something bad’s gonna happen if I don’t drink it. Kermit: Huh. Weird.

[@karlnemo8658]

OMG! I remember as a kid I had these thick vinyl plastic hand puppets of Wilkins and Wontkins. Thanks for putting this on, really brought back memories.

[@austinschmuck7814]

Sucks you don't have them anymore, they are worth around $2000 these days

[@elijahoconnell5177]

Wilkins is a mad, trickster god.

[@colbywidener7092]

You listen to Joseph Campbell too much

[@lastknightromine214]

0:13 *BOY that's alot of -* 💥💥💥

[@mookillays2283]

"Some learn, some don't." That day, Wilkin had to do it to em.

[@JAMES-qp8tz]

02:56 Wontkins: *YEOW! (gets flattened by steamroller)* Wilkins: *That coffee taste kind of flat?*

[@AliciaInNevada]

Damn Kermit is such a psycho.

[@alexk8792]

Did you even read the description?

[@134t7]

THATS NOT KERMIT YOU SILLY GOOSE 🙃

[@gojiraproductions7576]

It's the Pre Beta Version of Kermit

[@Jackietubepro]

More like kemit's dad

[@sonofren]

0:47 when the whole Washington monument falls on your head, I think it's time to give in to Wilkins

[@zephyrperham9929]

people say 90s were best but 60s were better cuz we got this

[@joshuakorynta3385]

The creator of this died in 1990.

[@zephyrperham9929]

@@joshuakorynta3385 exactly

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Is Jim Henson the creator?

[@zephyrperham9929]

@@ThatOneLebaneseGuy yes he was

[@ThatOneLebaneseGuy]

Oh ok

[@Thegod_of_memes]

Wontkins: I don't want Wilkins coffee Wilkins: so you have chosen death

[@holhorse3080]

2:56 *WIRUKINSU COFEE DAAA*

[@JRProductions1203]

1:51 "Why Am *I* Still Here, Just To Suffer?"😢

[@CapemanProducti0ns]

*Sips coffee * Ahh, like a stab in the dark.

[@bgames3762]

Me: Hey Kermit what happened to Wilkins? Kermit: THAT NAME IS FORBIDDEN IN THIS HOUSE.

[@richmond3090]

0:17. I've finally discovered the oldest *OOF* version, Roblox is not the original!

[@normalperson9827]

Yes

[@blatheringblathers347]

Sorry Mario 64, but Wilkins came first! *Wilkins uses blue shell on Mario*

[@Stolskai]

Wontkins was a badass, no matter what crap he went through, he came right back with his mind rarely changed from before.

[@samanthascott7617]

Wilkins: want some wilkins coffee? wontkins: no wilkins: *commits various war crimes*

[@Im_JoeCool]

"you drink hash's coffee?" "N O O" *SLURP* *kermit suprising*

[@gojiraproductions7576]

Damn I never know my Ancestors liked coffe

[@mr.firefly3626]

Well you do now

[@kaijukid1443]

Rizzo:Hey Kermit,that guy looks kinda like you. Kermit:That's my Grandpa Wilkins...we don't like to talk about him. (Shows a few clips of Wilkins torturing Wontkins) Rizzo:I can see why.

[@sovietunion7643]

at 0:50 when he said you can't win i felt that to be deeply relatable for some reason

[@Nikkii199045]

Well now in 2022 since wilkins coffee and the other protects are gone forever wontkins won The disasters.

[@frowny5460]

Wontkins, unyielding rolemodel for recovering caffeine addicts around the world.

[@furrtakuXD]

i wish modern commercials were like this. arguably more entertaining then the content its interrupting. and i feel like supporting it just for more comercials

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

2:53 that's a new one. Wilkins is the one maimed. While wontkins is just traumatized

[@ratsouls]

How did Wilkins get so much power? It’s implied by several of these clips that he can somehow control things such as luck, and coincidence. In some instances, he’s demonstrated psychic powers - such as hurling Wontkins into the air, and watching him fall, without so much as lifting a finger. He is seemingly immortal too, as he’s separated his head from his body and had it levitate nearby, all to make a quip about coffee. He’s able to plant explosives in Wontkins’ body, without Wontkins noticing. I could write an essay about his feats, but what’s the point? Wilkins is a God-like entity with immense power, and should be feared.

[@LemonnNote]

0:40 "But I don't drink Wilkins coffee" "*takes cover off of sword* some learn, some don't" *crap just went from 0 to 100 real freaken quick*

[@Commentman-43]

Actually He was wiping off blood

[@colemanbubar5098]

“Do you like Wilkin’s Coffee?” “Yes” “...” “What?” “... I was not prepared for this situation”

[@jb6725]

0:50 he didn't even get hurt this time, bro's just tired of it.

[@treakaluigi532]

This poor man gets injured just for an opinion over wilkins Coffee

[@cmiller1515]

These commercials fit so well in the 'without context' genre of KZbin

[@PolishPetronaPolskiPetrona]

Wilkins has committed many crimes Yet somehow Wontkins is still alive

[@crazybird199]

"We can still use the apple again!" "Of course not!" ***BANG***

[@SegaMario]

Wontkins sounds like the "Hey man, look at my new dog" guy from asdfmovie.

[@DaveTheUseless]

*Finally, I have found the best video on all of KZbin*

[@NiteGrite]

2:08 roasted

[@Sterls_yt]

*cleans blood off sword* “Some learn, some don’t”

[@albin.9802]

3:07 i love how it says super safe parking But wilkins obliterated wotkins car

[@Yousoundtoosaneforthis]

The best ones are just implied, Like Wilkins wiping off his blade or saying "we can still use the apple again"

[@mememan4115]

Thing is I’ve never once thought Kermit had a gang where the initiation was coffee and the punishments were death

[@letroller3334]

i almost felt bad for Wontkins until i remember he doesn't want wilkins coffee.

[@austinreed7343]

"I don't drink Wilkins Coffee" ZA WARUDO! MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA! Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru… WRYYY!

[@gamegod6859]

wilkins packs a punch

[@jasontheredfox]

2:56

[@lonelyterrarian7490]

Dosent that coffie tast kinda flat

[@v0idspamz636]

Nani

[@austinreed7343]

Andeemations You don’t drink Wilkins? Well then... I must erase your self-doubting and loathsome heart! MIND CRUSH! Not a Wilkins Drinker? Wilkins fans, lend me your energy... SPIRIT BOMB!

[@The_Doomsayer]

This is recommended to me good job youtube

[@bungwater1052]

PETA wants to know your location

[@Dabajaws]

Peta is trash

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

LAY OFF STEVE IRWIN YOU MUPPET

[@ivanyy]

Will they kill my pets?

[@Dabajaws]

@@ivanyy sadly yes

[@tnaoro]

Is wontkins a animal?

[@Pens67Mike]

In 1958, Wilkins the Toad went on a murder spree attacking Wonkins the Rocks Family after both the Toads and Rocks Mafia cut ties. In 1962, Wilkins was arrested and sentenced to death for his acts of Murder, arson, Terrorism, Assult, Human Trafficking, and drug selling, After his death, his cousin Kermit The Frog was told by the Police to never speak of Wilkins ever again. In late 2019, the sesame street police department relased all the videos of wonkins family sufferings in a memorial.

[@BenetteG]

0:40 is very grim with Wilkin wiping the blood from his sword.

[@stevenlevesque4270]

Man, ad agencies were absolutely UNHINGED in the 1950's.

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

Were all commercials back then this savage and controversial? I wish this were the kind of commercial that aired nowadays.

[@SlipsSC]

Funny thing is Jim Henson hated coffee.

[@The1of1000]

MisterBurgerBeachball1225 We get a few racy ones, especially around the Super Bowl. Heck, that Gillette one caused national outcry.

[@joshuakorynta3385]

@@The1of1000 get woke, go broke!

[@dusty2080]

There were toy gun commercials that actually encouraged kids to shoot at cops, if I remember right

[@Mystere1985]

Winston cigarettes commercials featured The Flintstones. You can see 'em here on YT. Different times. As for toy guns, no one encouraged kids to actually shoot at cops. People just understood the difference between playing cops N robbers and... Well, different time again.

[@OmnicidalClown1992]

Every time I hear Wilkins' voice, all I can think of is Kermit the Frog as a serial killer.

[@mjbgames4963]

“How ‘bout a delicious cup of Wilkins Coffee?” “No!” “Then Let Me Fix Your Set!” TV: *explodes* “You can’t win.”

[@chaosinc.382]

Ironically that was a matter of Wontkins not liking Wilkins commercials so Wilkins just blew the set up lmao

[@tirzahroseroot]

I love how offended Wilkins looks at the suggestion to throw the coffee out of the hot air balloon the first time.

[@blakesworld4463]

Wilkin (Kermit): “Then let me fix your set” **TV EXPLODES AND SHATTERS** Wonkin: *”Ya cant win.”*

[@Crownie50]

3:07 Wotkin : what happened to my car Wilkins : lets leave that to the hand of fate

[@user-ms4gx6du8v]

*Up he goes*