The Map No Man Can Read (Pirates of the Caribbean - The Horologist)

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Funny scene from Pirates of the Caribbean starring Johnny Depp, Kaya Scodelario, Brenton Thwaites

[@KingHayabusa384]

"So was my mum, but she didn't crow about it as loud as you." 😂 Scrum might be one of the funniest charachters of the franchise.

[@GeneChang-vf3ps]

Soff • These pirates thought that “horologist” means “whore” ,so this was the reason why this scene was so funny. And also, horologist means the person who study about time. And Scrum said “So my mom always looked at the clock.” Because his mom was a prostitute so she had to wait until her client had finished.

[@AsRiHack3x2]

Took me way too long to realize that, that guy is Combo from This is England, I was like I know this guy from somewhere.

[@user-vh5bo5tl9n]

Soff • no ..when she said she was a horologist..they were all thinking “she a hoe ologist and he said his mom was a hoe too

[@Luckiestof13]

No, no, no. That is Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire. ;)

[@adrestiaeagerton4069]

@@user-vh5bo5tl9n No. Not "hoe", but "whore" She said she is a HORologist, but they thought she said WHORElogist

[@blackjack7207]

"An astronomer contemplates the sky" "On a donkey" "There's NO DONKEY"

[@turnerjensen2620]

Two things we know to be true: stars don’t shine by day, and she forgot the donkey

[@AbradolfLincler]

But.. how do you breed them?

[@WardNightstone]

OHHHH ASS Tronomy F*** tottaly didnt get why he thought it involved a donkey till i saw it writen

[@thiya4627]

@@WardNightstone i still don't understand

[@CouncilCape897]

@@thiya4627 "Ass" or "jackass" are other ways to call a donkey. And since Carina said she studied as-tronomy, the pirates thought it involved an ass.

[@azizalshatti2480]

Their reaction when they knew she was a horologist was priceless 🤣

[@chittashkrishnamurthy9628]

What is the other meaning word they're intrepreting

[@clouisehilton8897]

@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 there is another version of the word whorologist

[@hieudang1789]

@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 they heard it as "whore"

[@anixes]

@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 whorelogist - whore = prostitute.

[@SeaWiseBrain]

@@chittashkrishnamurthy9628 They thought she was a sex worker, since the “hor” sounds very similar to another word.

[@NomesyTroy]

I was studying horology at uni when this came out. So grateful for all the jokes I got afterward

[@benjaminbradshaw3995]

bcu gang

[@ALIKN1-1]

How fast it ended

[@meetshah5003]

No shame in that dear

[@Zoroaster4]

My mother was too but she didn't crow about it as loud as you.

[@kkp8538]

Well well, lucky you

[@w.a3210]

Stars don't shine SHE forgot the donkey xD

[@adrianedwin2827]

Lolll XD

[@fighterdove4937]

My favorite part

[@kumar1400]

@J Knox Ass-trologist now you get it?

[@700Kyrie]

I don’t get it

[@thiya4627]

@@kumar1400 i still don't get it

[@diamondwilliams5751]

This conversation is so frustratingly perfect!! 😂😂😂 “a horologist. No shame in that love.”💀💀

[@6900xx]

He said "No shame in that, dear" 🤓👍

[@azazmir9340]

More like a horizontally reclined xD

[@raafeghori5605]

Soff • Rippster I’ll let u take that one

[@nothingposted9056]

@@FiFitddey She did the horizontal tango...the beast with two backs...

[@nothingposted9056]

Soff • That she has sex and gets paid for it

[@LFxboxElektrox]

@@FiFitddey No need to do riddles, talk about prostitute here, sexual activity for payment.

[@nothingposted9056]

@@FiFitddey reclinada horizontalmente, o recostada hacia atrás...?

[@Str4t0sPh3rE]

Whoever thought of this part of the script, is an absolute genius!

[@bobbyboom9]

Str4t0sPh3rE, It was funny, but he just showed that such skilled sailors as Jack and Gibbs do not understand a thing about navigation by the sky. WTF?!

[@Touchii]

@@bobbyboom9 they do actually but they just don't know where they're going, pirates are kind of suspicious of anything they don't know.

[@mechadoggy]

StaRFox At least it’s funny, even if it is SJW motivated BS. I’d be much more tolerant of stuff that’s secretly SJW motivated as long as it’s funny and/or entertaining enough

[@9Ephemeral_Star8]

@@mechadoggy No, it's not and it is said by a woman

[@veevee4805]

@@9Ephemeral_Star8 Wait, what's your point about it being said by a woman?

[@stenzaaugustine9768]

Jack didn't judge her. I love that about him.

[@isellseagullsfor1dollar729]

Well I guess he kills people and robs them for a living so he can’t judge 😂

[@hieudang1789]

I think Jack understood the word but said that on purpose to make a joke, he's not that dumb you know. Or maybe he could be both dumb and smart at the same time, idk

[@extraordinarygamer937]

That was standard at that time for women to become prostitutes coz the smart ones were burned

[@doctorpanigrahi9975]

@@extraordinarygamer937 good old days

[@extraordinarygamer937]

@@doctorpanigrahi9975 lol what

[@Nessiekitten27]

Horizontaly reclined 😂😂😂

[@notinterested3256]

@@FiFitddey lying flat for intercourse

[@jchea1764]

@@notinterested3256 🤣🤣

[@ethanharmer5151]

Namelss solo The vagina?

[@unowen7591]

@@ethanharmer5151 So professionally put

[@ethanharmer5151]

unowen7591 Lol thanks mab

[@eteii5999]

"So you're saying your mother is academically inclined?" "More like horizontally reclined." Gets me everytime.

[@SudoMudo]

I fucking can’t.. 😂😂💀💀

[@indra_vrtrahan]

Lmaooo the brilliance

[@docsaaid2939]

Every time 😎🤣🤣

[@chanakya6735]

I can't understand it , can you explain

[@davidjacobs8558]

@@chanakya6735 academically inclined = brainiac horizontally reclined = lying flat on back

[@janalexishinoguin4055]

1:54 this scene always cracks me up 😂😂

[@unknownguy2303]

"No shame in that dear" lmaooooo

[@KroniccKrona1]

Horizontally reclined has me in stitches everytime 😂😂😂

[@maribethshuman6334]

"I can vouch for that." I spat my tea 🤣

[@kannykanny1]

The boat sound at 1:59 is perfectly placed- as if boat also was shocked that she’s a horologist. 😂

[@LSK2K]

Lmfao

[@rodneymacias4737]

Hahaha yes

[@imelda6303]

True😂😂😂😂

[@jrl97]

This scene is a masterpiece

[@erwin669]

Gibbs is a sailing master, which is why he is always referred to as Master Gibbs. It is literally his job to know all about what she is talking about

[@fares_dn]

Exactly, this fucking shitty movie just ruined every character and the entire franchise itself

[@vik24oct1991]

It would have been more believable if they just didn't know the meaning of word horology but its silly that they showed them having no idea about the basics of the field, after all they are expert sailors.

[@Noobster15]

I like to think they were just messing with her

[@mage_r338]

I atleast thought Gibbs would get it.

[@agmor1]

Reden Carabeo Gibbs got seriously Flanderised in this film.

[@RKBock]

so did sparrow. in the previous films, he was a highly educated former captain of the navy. he even explained words to others. in this film, he's a drunk that can neither defend himself physically nor verbally and doesn't understand words nor navigation.

[@TehDMBfan]

@@RKBock he's gotten slow in his old age... Remember at the beginning when Henry wanted the old Jack

[@niklasschneider3951]

@@TehDMBfan So did I

[@SpaghettiNachos]

@@RKBock He even uses legal jargon in the 3rd movie. Maybe all that rum is taking it's toll.

[@patrichewill5403]

They were quiet respectful their reactions 😂😂😂😂

[@beatrizjardim8308]

I love how she confused all the pirates. She was talking about astronomy and they were like... uhn?

[@hang_kentang6709]

@Claus Øder Hjortkjær depends on what kind of pirates are you referring to.

[@beatrizjardim8308]

@John Dough Sad, but true.

[@Draco-jk3rb]

what a dumbass comment

[@fares_dn]

But Jack Sparrow used to be the smartest pirate of the caribbean, of the entire ocean, just look at his attitude in the trilogy. Now he's just a drunk not funny useless idiot in this movie, the real Jack Sparrow knows what the hell an astronaum is, he knows everything...

[@beatrizjardim8308]

@@fares_dn I Know That is why I love him. He's the smartest pirate, but the other ones are not.

[@VirusEclipse]

1:30 Carina's thoughts: "If I hear the word 'donkey' one more time......"

[@rascalgaming9867]

Lmao

[@babsgrayson8432]

*Shrek has entered the chat*

[@targetseeker]

She's going to go Hancock on their pirate asses.

[@savvyc2182]

"And she was always looking at her watch" "I can vouch for that" There's some backstory here that I must know👀

[@VikzeLink]

He kinda burned himself with that burn though XD

[@JessRovi]

i would gave him a high5

[@bananabimb0]

Lol nah he just made a yo mamma joke

[@isellseagullsfor1dollar729]

Maybe she was checking how long they lasted? 😏

[@peterahdy7354]

Prostitution is a business that is paid by minutes.

[@Xscape128]

*Opens hands nervously* "no shame in that..I mean we all..need to make a living eh..." lmao

[@aljoshilagan3204]

I just like how everyone of them are respectful of her. And was just like, "yeah, thats fine. Its a living really, you don't have to tell people though. Keep that to yourself."

[@apple-de8tx]

They're pirates dude

[@youremotionalsupport194]

"So your mother is academically inclined?" "More like a... horizontally reclined." I'm dead 😂

[@tizyman7120]

I like how Jack tricked Carina into saying to him where was the map using her prejudice of him (she believed that he was the typical murderous and evil pirate)

[@LordVerdo]

If this was old Pirates, Jack and Gibbs would have easily figured this out before Carina even explained.

[@fares_dn]

Exactly, this fucking shitty movie just ruined every character and the entire franchise itself

[@LordVerdo]

@@fares_dn Yup! I completely agree. This movie was one big steaming pile of shit.

[@bullettime8760]

@@fares_dn this move was pretty meh by standard but it doesn't destroy the franchise as a whole I remember when potc 3 came around MANY people shitting on it saying things like "this movie (the 3rd one) is trash unlike the previous ones (1 and 2) " Or something similar and then potc 4 came around and people suddenly fell in love with the 3rd one and shitting the 4th one and so on, this franchise has the same curse as the prequel trilogy from star wars people shitting on it when it first came out but overtime loved it

[@JTPMalavet]

Or they both were mentally screwing around so Carina could have all the explanations!

[@judistzoinkiski3395]

@@fares_dn Didnt ruin shit you want you warm bottle you fucking pathetic whiny adult pathetic how adults bitch on the internet acting like their idiot opinion matter YIKES. man why do we cry so much about shit, pathetic

[@TheCls63]

The look on their face when she said ''Horologist''

[@speed150mph]

I understand that it’s pirates of the Caribbean and any sense of historical accuracy has gone out the window, but by this time in history, sailors had been using celestial navigation for centuries. With the exception of some new uneducated crew new to life at sea, most would have a passing knowledge of how it works and what the terms mean.

[@sanderengels613]

Not centuries AND IT took Them a long study, which pirates didn't have, in fact IT was only used by the Vikings at this timeline.

[@TheTwilighter26]

Didn’t you hear the men can’t read, lol

[@sanderengels613]

@@TheTwilighter26 there is no need to read whole navigating, however of is really helpful

[@Mr.V.]

Back in those days the crew used sextant and plank wake to determine position and speed!

[@Wanderer628]

But then she won't have the chance to show what a strong independent woman she is and put all those dirty dumb men in their place!

[@haydenwalter3799]

Explaining navigating by the stars to veteran pirates, which usually was the only way to navigate the ocean. Lovely writing.

[@gamegame6089]

omg thats so true.

[@cheesebusiness]

omg who cares

[@connerbaldwin8405]

"My mum was always looking at her watch" gets me every damn time

[@Korijenkins1414]

"Horizontally reclined" is the only part of this movie worth watching for.

[@tweso1499]

Kori Jenkins Best quote in the entire movie 😂🤣😂 Always cracks me up!

[@califaern3sto]

For you maybe

[@Jasonlol73]

The sharp intakes of breath when she says she’s a horologist. 😂

[@ramkaswan7148]

It’s funny how they all came to same conclusion for Horologist- no 2nd thought😄

[@deagolowang3580]

Remember that time when Jack tells Barbosa that she is a Horologist 😂😂😂

[@JKissoon1]

Gibbs looks so horrified when she says she's a horologist. And Jack's face when they all turn towards Marty is hilarious: 😦. 😂

[@daviddunmer3889]

Why do you remember their names?

[@JKissoon1]

wdym? You don't remember characters' names? 😄

[@justinstewart4889]

Gibbs' expression is half of what makes it funny for me.

[@princessbeexxxx]

All they heard was the "Hor" in Horologist. 😂

[@geovannydegracia2197]

That's right. This is the reason of the reaction of those around her. A play of words that was funny.

[@veronika4870]

"are you saying your mother was academically inclined" XD

[@FiFitddey]

Veronika Machytkova what does that mean

[@midnytevega2777]

No more like horizontally ___________ reclined

[@enridavenza]

Soff • It means that she is speaking thinking that the pirates understood the meaning "horologist", but they don't and they understood "whorologist", or somethin, prostititution...and the mom of One of them actually was!

[@veronika4870]

@@FiFitddey @Enrik Scoppa explained it well :)

[@jeffrivera6]

"then, how do you breed them?" 🤣🤣🤣 that always gets me..i watched this twice and i still laughed!! 🤣

[@mr.brownstone5401]

"There is no map in this map" The more you think about this line, the funnier it gets

[@warjdani]

The map noMAN can read but a woman can.

[@edkroketje1]

BUT, BUT, Sexism....

[@brano13177]

Well thats the common loophole that men end up making for themselves since most of these prophesies, riddles and quests are patriarchally centered: since us guys are often going off on said adventurers and are involved in said prophesies. Can't blame a women for managing to accomplish tasks or exploit loopholes that we make inherent in our machinations.

[@Wanderer628]

You're complicating a simple and overused troupe. Blah blah, prophecy, blah blah, no man can kill the villain' Surprise to no one it's a woman. It's used in every fantasy book and film under the sun. But sure, you want to insert some gender politics into a story trope then be my guest.

[@arnabmukherjee5438]

Actually I for one liked that interpretation

[@tawfiq_md]

its just a fictional story you bitch

[@nocakenocode6685]

No matter how great this is I can never get over Captain Jack's right hand placement at 1:52 after the camera changes

[@jrl97]

"Cut!" 'Retake in 3, 2..1'

[@jasoncummings7052]

Whoever wrote this script is a comical genius.

[@nishadseeraj7034]

I love how Scrum was contemplating hard at 1:20 before he said that line at 1:25 LMAO

[@LSK2K]

Good eye on you.

[@Gaelek13]

"Give me the map...or I will kill..." [unnecessarily long pause] "...him." [points vaguely at Henry]

[@rc7645]

"The map is there" "Where?" "On the tip of your finger" I think its a normal thing for the pirates In there time, hahaha.

[@18earendil]

When a wise (wo)man points at the moon the imbecile examines the finger.

[@arumindriani3178]

that gasp cracks me everytime

[@pirateeagleofficial]

Elizabeth, Will and Barbosa's kids hangin out with uncle Jack and his friends.😂

[@odiemodie1]

Hearing and knowing this is so ultra cool! Uncle Jack taking his nephew and niece on an adventure!

[@pirateeagleofficial]

​@@odiemodie1haha right?

[@abdulelah4b]

" There's no map in this map " 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 .. you're the best johnny 🤣❤️

[@victorpeterson3502]

“There’s no map in this map”

[@gensike]

This scene is a pure masterpiece😂😂hats off to the writer

[@garytwinem5275]

"What? No..." Love the exasperation in Carina's voice 🙂

[@patrickkanas3874]

I find it funny that using the stars to navigate is a concept she came up with, which begs the question as to how these guys ever got anywhere since using the stars as guides is the oldest form of navigation around

[@odemaj8605]

1:56Master Gibbs facial expression is priceless and it fucking gets me errtym🤣🤣🤣

[@Quixpeed]

"More like horizontally reclined"

[@izzyblacksmith8381]

2:08 “And she was always looking at her watch.” “I could bide for that.” 😂

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

1:56 Jack’s ...well everything screams “you now have my full undivided attention” 😂

[@TBrianOnline]

If somebody in the 17th century told me they were horologists, I'd send them to go and pray in a church to ask for forgiveness.

[@Euromans_left_braincell]

,,I beg you, please, don't argue with her. "-sounds like ,,Don't do it man, she's dangerous!" 😂 ,,-On a donkey. -No there's no donkey!"😂😂😂😂😂

[@oneandonlysound3453]

Scrum is an underrated side character. He made this scene 10 times funnier than it had the right to be. I've always liked how Jack's crew was different from others though in the sense they'd at least try to not be judgemental of women and whatnot. With all the whole "bad luck to have a lady aboard" and other stuff, not to mention well, darker things the series never got into. Penelope Cruz was kept alive for blood relation only so that one really doesn't count, plus 4 sucked horribly anyway, except for the mermaids and barbossa's ending. 5 was pretty epic and people saying it retconned anything but the compass just don't have the capacity to pay attention truthfully and thus missed out on a really solid sequel that feels more like and looks way more like the original trilogy in every way-hope a 6th can keep this going.

[@angelmendez2601]

On the tip of your finger 😂 Line gets me everytime especially when marty says i can vouch for that

[@Me-wk7dz]

Funny scene, although it still bothers me how they got Jack wrong, Jack always had a surprisingly sophisticated vocabulary and was really witty, here he's just dumb

[@kinawa2845]

Even gibbs supposed to be the "smart" one bcs he was called master... Sigh,

[@fuzeshore1988]

They made him dumber than a bag of hair

[@gihan9319]

The name 'Horology' probably wasn't popular as a science yet. Although sailors did use the stars to navigate, they probably used it only for direction, along with actual maps. This must be why they're so confused as to how a map could be up thete. Also, Maybe Jack's ignoring the proper definition lol

[@bman3794]

It’s the rum. Kills brain cells.

[@mateoontl2061]

Look at it another way, by keeping quiet Jack got her to tell exactly where the map is.

[@phantomwraith1984]

That dwarf is easily one of the best parts of the series xD

[@rulesofsurvivaldz4850]

Grindelwald what are you doing

[@BlackKiryuu]

Rules of survival Dz Hahaha!! Seems like he failed as a pirate and know he thinks he is a wizard!! 😂😂

[@MikeyJMJ]

Jack Sparrow is Depp's most famous character.

[@Sevaiah]

Sweeney todd is too

[@Sevaiah]

Gellert Grindelwald fantastic beasts sucks give us the original series back for the greater good

[@JonatasMonte]

@@Sevaiah I believe Edward Scissors hands still is more famous.

[@severussnape8040]

"I could vouch for that."🤣

[@yathindradev2378]

More like horizontally reclined🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AbiManyu-kq7jj]

they understand nothing of what she said the whole time but immediately gasped as soon as they heard the word "whore" 💀

[@kreed6005]

In the first four movies, everyone of these characters were pretty smart, they're damn pirates they should know how to read the stars. I just think disney made all the men in this movie dumb, just to empower the female character.

[@bistostudiosentertainment4986]

Finally someone said it

[@Username-qu1jt]

Disney loves their vaginas

[@salvatoretessio4932]

Lol no you're blind if you see it that way. They were written that way for comic relief, and to show how less educated in terms of booksmarts the world was in general back then. They're no less street smart like know the first few movies. Get your head out of your ass.

[@breann5605]

Just because they don't know the word astronomy doesn't mean they don't use the stars to navigate; they all most likely grew up poor and never had the chance to go to school, so their knowledge only went as far as practicality and common sense went. Besides, you don't need to dumb down male characters to empower female characters

[@soupwizard]

More like Flanderization, over time in episodic shows character traits become exaggerated. tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Flanderization

[@WJen8]

"The map is THERE." "On the tip of her finger!" Lmfaooo 😂

[@AzaniorTheZooted]

jack sparrow, the only man that i know who says stuff like "theres no map in this map" regularly while hes entirely (for all i know) sober

[@nicktroisi6347]

“More like horizontally reclined” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FrankieExile]

Effy knows quite a bit about horology

[@sashalol1768]

effy is such an icon

[@ede9177]

The whole time I'm watching this scene I'm thinking "you're sailors! How do you not understand how this works?! Have you never heard of a star chart before?!"

[@elliotperkins3344]

Horizontally reclined lol. I died laughing

[@MrMaKeMeDiNnEr]

Imagine being an academically inclined Horologist and not knowing how to pronounce the name of your study.

[@justice_crash2521]

The most hilarious scene in all PoC franchise "i could vouch for that"

[@michaelfraser1073]

It is geniunely hilarious that 17th century sailors react like this to the concept of navigating by the stars.

[@batoula1022]

They don't even know what's going on or what she's saying!

[@yuklove3963]

GIBBS REACTION WHEN CARINA SAYS SHE'S HOROLOGIST 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Angel_Donoghue]

I knew turner was safe since I didn’t hear a splash

[@odiemodie1]

So funny… Loved how they went back and forth confounding each other! Made it more hilarious knowing the meaning of the name terms and what the inside joke was! 😄😁

[@EtherealRoninERProductions]

2:08 'No..No I am a (W) Horologist' 'So was my mum but she didn't cry about it as bad as you' 'You are saying your mother was academically inclined?' 'More like uhhh horizontally... Reclined...' *CONFUSION: 1000*

[@patrioticjustice9040]

Calling it "The Map No Man Can Read" seems a bit ridiculous when you think about it. The map was the stars; sailors used stars to navigate all the time.

[@jacobpolansky8096]

Didn’t sailors use the stars to navigate? Jack of all people should have known that.

[@mohsinali3059]

Yeah so stupid right

[@Kitxne]

They use the Wind

[@bonyap9249]

Jack always use the compass he had that is his way to navigate....

[@shireling6336]

@@bonyap9249 Yeah that's true, plus in this film he's at his most hammered here (true for Depp as well).

[@MJH869]

Yes your right the series gets worse and worse

[@UltimateReviews1]

"I can vouch for that" is CRAZY 😂😂💀

[@hiswayservicesblog9288]

Carina: How did I get stuck with these goons?

[@MTSTR-chirayuShriharivibhute]

"I can vouch for that" just killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Visland_samurai99]

This is funny as hell......

[@chrischan6211]

0:50 her face when she realized she doesn't have time to indulge these fools.😂

[@lunaticfringe2763]

1:54 for the best line in the whole movie. Fuckin hilarious bit for a more kid friendly movie.

[@amberhoffman6494]

"1. Stars dont shine by day 2.she forgot a donkey"

[@orvikristofferquilop8047]

"So should we shoot her?" 😂

[@CouncilCape897]

And then shoot her tongue

[@jamesgazeley]

You know the movies so good you can't tell how old they actually are and when you check you're like "woah"

[@DomWeasel]

When I saw this in the cinema, it was just me and a bunch of mums with their kids so I was pissing myself laughing while the mums tittered a bit and the kids were all 'What's funny?'

[@kelvinocansey9320]

😂😂😂😂

[@moonstar3445]

"There is no map in this map" +his face 😂❤❤❤ I love him 😭❤️

[@juliosingapu8657]

Carina: The map is there. *points up* *Everyone looks up* Jack: Where? Marty: On the tip of your finger? This shows how stupid most people can be, even in real life. Someone shows you where something is and you just look at where they’re pointing asking “where?” 😂🤣😂

[@xXD4RKV0IDXx]

For a movie that didn’t hold a light to the previous movies, this scene really is up there amongst the top scenes in all the movies

[@MrAllmightyCornholioz]

This is the most memorable part of the movie IMO.

[@tac4y0n]

Literally love how Jack has virtually no real hold over either of them because you know Will was gonna come after Jack's ass if he actually threw his son overboard. But Carina didn't know that so she caved.

[@aphophisuralt233]

no map can re- JACK YOU HAD THAT BAMBOO MAP BEFORE AND READ IT JUST FINE!!

[@babsgrayson8432]

At least we know the ship is a judgement free zone. A safe space.

[@aaron01au]

No shame in that dear I mean we all need to earn a living hey